Mystery Guest Part 3 - Segments - 14

In this episode we guess another guest, we poetry another test, and we get back to our advice giving roots!
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[@MrSvs99]

It's so funny that Jake can tell which poem is Amir's based off of whether or not it makes him feel something

[@B2Roland]

Poetry is fucking hard. The whole premise is insane lol. But hilarious. Amir is ridiculous

[@_intermission00]

Rose deserves so much more than this

[@ClubNicholas]

These two hosts are so emphatic!

[@Matt-btc]

Amir “Ha-Eun” Blumenfeld is my poet laureate

[@devonscotttaylor]

jake knew it was amir's poem after the first word 😂

[@Gus1494]

HAUN TRAIPSING WEARILY in LA.

[@petebradford4027]

Idea - A new script for the "See The Thing Is" ad. If I hear it one more time I'm going to lose my mind.

[@WelcomeBackMeHere]

Are you a millenial who misses what life was like in your twenties?

[@user-sy7iu5zc6d]

I’d be super into just a pre show ad and then one at the end, mid rolls are so trash.

[@GregTurismo]

Very good 😂

[@BaaamMachtsKlick]

Remy Ma? More like Remi NAHHH

[@wyattharrah2251]

I love the poetry segment so much, there is a genuine appreciation for the art form that makes me wanna read and write poetry

[@EPATZ]

Amir is gonna start taking writing lessons and unintentionally become the greatest poet of our generation, just to finally win "poetry or noetry"

[@Hossyboy420]

It’s so funny to see Jake laughing instantly since he can tell so fast that Amir wrote whatever it is

[@LazarusIsBackBaby]

This podcast is just going to turn into Poetry or No-etry + Mystery Guest hour and I'm very here for it Segment idea: Novel or No-vel, 2 paragraphs from award-winning novels & some dogshit drivel from Amir

[@rossblythee]

the recurring poetry segment is a fun way to get better at writing poetry. And discover other poetry.

[@jindigo888]

For the next "Poetry or Noetry," fans should write and submit poems and one of those gets put in the mix. This episode was a 10/10 instant classic, was worried there for a sec but the boyz are back!

[@velocinalize]

“Traipsing” sounds like one of Amir’s friends

[@MrMcMaN]

"You're a Chicken, Parm!!"

[@traviskrzemienski5745]

I guessed the mystery guest 6 questions b4 Amir got it

[@WorkerBeeSupply]

I was thinking Megan Batoon!

[@tangoalphanovember7707]

yeah the 5 time guest answer gave it away

[@IAmDollop]

Segment Idea - Have an actual poet guest and help you improve your poems

[@carltonascarf7694]

Honestly just getting on a different poet each week and helping them write would be such a cool stand-alone podcast

[@80lemon80]

I’m sorry but them doing an advice segment of this show is a turning point that can not be swept under the rug

[@JeromeBeckett]

We demand to have the mean theme tune back!

[@beempboomp]

Ha-Eun deserves more than the word *traipsing*

[@loganmorrison4677]

Gotta alternate between optimistic theme and pessimistic theme where one has you dancing and the other you’re absolutely moping about

[@xXTwigManXx]

Agreed

[@Rocketmanrun]

I love the poetry segment. I crack up every time

[@bobsonny]

ha-eun

[@lobdooks]

THIS ONE'S CALLED TRAIPSING WEARILY

[@Slycooper2456]

Mystery Guest is such an entertaining show!

[@LiaaaaaaaaAAAAAHH]

The poetry segment is so freaking great 😂

[@carltonascarf7694]

the over under on going back to if I were you was 287 days and you got it right in!

[@nathalie2137]

I’m so glad they kept the positive intro song. I was in college when they were doing CH and I’m happy they’re still making stuff together.

[@joelsweet2302]

By episode 50 Amir will unironically be a poetry genius with all of this practice

[@toddziadly]

It took 14 episodes for them to be back to their old format 😂

[@nowthatswhaticallyoutube]

Amir is glowing

[@pizzannn]

This Is A Headgum Podcast

[@JackHammer503]

You can say that again

[@rdear]

You can say that every time!

[@QuestGoblin]

Loved the episode. Instant classic

[@freshboy8257]

Absolute BANGER of an episode. The boys are BACK! * fires rifle at laptop, immediately regrets decision*

[@AndreRiggins]

This episode was straight 🔥. Had to come from Spotify is big up my favorite Jews.

[@DJHawkes]

Love the happy intro thanks guys :)

[@iukuify]

More Poetry or Noetry!! Best segment by far

[@johnwhalley8270]

LOVE YOU JAKE AND AMIR HURWITZ

[@xXTwigManXx]

I actually enjoyed the math segment you guys did a few episodes ago! I'd pause the ep and try to figure out the answer before proceeding, it was fun to me lol. Hope you guys do more like that

[@80lemon80]

Guessing before I finish the mystery guest segment: Rose Mciver EDIT: WOWWWW I GUESSED IT WAY BEFORE AMIR

[@C4rps]

Poetry or Noetry is always a great segment

[@alexkennedy_nba]

Love this show

[@Kai-yw9li]

I find it hilarious I guessed who the mystery guest was before Amir, anyone else lmao?

[@LuigiFireball]

Segment idea: 2 Jon Wolf stories and 1 real story about some miscreant from the news or wikipedia or something

[@letsmak3biscuits]

Now I need to know who wrote Amir’s love poem in the Valentines Day JA video

[@whatthedeuce92]

Suggestion for Poetry or Noetry variation: try doing all haikus

[@matiasreba]

Finally we can see Amirs face

[@nicolejordan5977]

Seems like Amir would fail the name a woman question based on that mystery guest segment

[@non_brewed_condiment]

I can't stress how much I hate the first poem. It fully embodied the feeling of being stuck in a conversation with the worst kind of pretentious person.

[@Fox_on_the_wall]

haha called MG so early

[@xXTwigManXx]

Another segment idea: hum a song/theme song and the other has to guess what you're humming

[@chrisbyerly]

Poetry or Noetry is really just a test of how well you know each other. Should be called Poetry or KNOWetry.

[@SpencerArinhaveamom]

I guessed rose on the 4th guess. That’s sad for Amir.

[@olgazasztowt569]

Segment idea: geoguesser but you pick places for each other

[@Brett.A]

If it’s Jake’s wife again, I’ll boycott

[@Psychol-Snooper]

real men girlcott

[@IAmDollop]

We want Segmania!!!

[@GregTurismo]

Segment Idea. Every time someone says um or uh or like, they get shocked and I get $20

[@xXTwigManXx]

Segment ideas: 20 questions. You think of an item (doesn't have to be a physical item, it can just be an idea like a certain religion or a type of gas or all of outer space etc) and the other person has to guess what the item is with yes or no answers. To add on to poetry or noetry, instead of picking 2 random real poems from the internet, you could ask 2 other people that you know to write a poem and then have the 3rd poem of coarse be one of you guys OR it could be one real poem from the internet, one poem from someone you guys know, and one poem from one of you two

[@MissyFaye]

Lol amir again chosing some long ass name and the "and now" this "and now" that.. looks like hes got a signature move :P

[@samwell54]

resubmitting my segment idea of you guys watching something in a weird way and explaining the context to each other. Examples: Pick a tv show or movie neither of you have seen. one of you watches with video and no audio, and the other listens to the audio with no video and you explain it to each other Or one person watches the first episode and the other watches the last episode and you have to figure out what happened in the show or you both watch a show together in random episode order, each week you pick a random episode in a random season and figure out what’s going on as it goes along.

[@takatotakasui8307]

2:51 The fucked up thing about this whole podcast is that Amir has already achieved his goal of devaluing poetry. In his world, all poetry is nah.

[@kevinwilliams3449]

SEGMENT IDEA: month pitches. There’s a ton of “No Nut November” “Decembeard” or “Dry January” etc. would love to see y’all come up with another month long THING. Then, you guys can actually DO IT for that month and do a talk back.

[@firstnamelastname4752]

Angels and Kinguh.

[@takatotakasui8307]

25:15 It's gotta be Sarah Schneider for sure... Is she still in her 30s?

[@chris_1988]

What's with the color grading on these episodes? The white highlights on their skin almost spill over into neon green.

[@yyyvvgd]

amir is better looking in this episode

[@matthewstiller1403]

Poetry or Noetry? How about a Poem to Know 'em

[@FriskyBiscuit24]

They should mix in the bad-mouthing intro every now and again, get back to their roots

[@coffin7904]

Jjkae

[@matiasreba]

Why you keep repeating the same segments

[@Bailey-dj6hz]

Change the theme back please 😢

[@xXTwigManXx]

Seriously, if people get offended at Jake and Amir being self loathing then they're clearly watching the wrong show lol. I hope they alternate between the nice and rude theme songs