Many years ago I worked at a company where the HR manager was smoking hot & there was some gossip, mostly from other female staff, about whether she had a boob job. Our top sales guy was visiting at the time and overheard this, and tells us he'll as her. Walks into her office to have a chat & just asks her. She get's up closes the door, lot's of muffled voices, but no yelling. Comes out a short while later to tell us she denied it, but he doesn't believe her & she wouldn't let him check.... he kept his job... because... top sales guy!
@JPaterson8942 Жыл бұрын
I had a coworker order a bag of 'fricks' (literally the word cut out of balsa wood) and went around handing them out so everyone would have a frick to give.
@Roeclean Жыл бұрын
Yooo
@jenniferlabathe5117 Жыл бұрын
Story 7. Man, I was Raging at that boss/company. "Joe! You should have Quit! Right then and there". Then OP finished the story.... Guess I'm jaded from all these crappy boss/company reddit stories. Boss/Company turned out to be pretty Cool.
@KnakuanaRka Жыл бұрын
I would have likely been a bit ticked that the boss let me stew in that stress for so long before revealing the vacation trick.
@rogers.5 Жыл бұрын
Not office, but working at a second hand shop. Whenever october comes around, we get Halloween decorations. There is a coworker who is afraid of anything that crawls(spiders, snakes, rats/mice) so when I come across any of those I place the item where I know they'll end up. One time they were on register and I had placed a tiny snake in one of the empty money slots. it wasn't even the coworker who found it first, the customer that was being checked out jumped when they saw the snake and when my coworker saw it they immediately looked at me on the other register. I finished my customer and walked over to pull the toy out. My coworker slapped me on the shoulder.
@nyotamwuaji6484 Жыл бұрын
The air horn is all fun and games until A: someone sues B: someones startle response is to throw a punch or neutralize the perceived threat
@lightning_dragons Жыл бұрын
People of KZbin: What was your worst “Of all people, it had to happen to me” moment? (Painful)
@rtcdebbie Жыл бұрын
when i was 2, i tripped into a subwoofer and had to go to the hospital and get stitches all over my forehead.
@kathleenchaffin2591 Жыл бұрын
@@rtcdebbieI was about 10, and had a wall speaker fall off the wall onto my head. No stitches, but still have the scar...
@rtcdebbie Жыл бұрын
@@kathleenchaffin2591 we must be similar in some way
@kathleenchaffin2591 Жыл бұрын
@@rtcdebbie scarred?? Ha
@harripursiainen5420 Жыл бұрын
Story 25 she is giving her go workers possible pernanent hearing loss. Which in someplaces is grounds for immidiet termination, without questions.
@samliveshere88 Жыл бұрын
5:09 absolute best twist holy shit
@TraceyMozingo-iu9dp Жыл бұрын
You know what they say you get trolled You troll the troller
@lucaselias9824 Жыл бұрын
Story 14 its the coolest thing EVER
@tomjones4521 Жыл бұрын
Story #4 how did the cat survive that long without water?
@starbeatz1174 Жыл бұрын
It ate the powder
@tomjones4521 Жыл бұрын
@@starbeatz1174 and that worked as a water source?
@tomjones4521 Жыл бұрын
@@ashleyh9759 ahhh makes sense. You can probably tell I failed biology.
@rabbit0664 Жыл бұрын
Well nothing wrong with asking
@riverrees4044 Жыл бұрын
That man and his anniversary present was amazing i really didn't expect that after all the shit bosses. No one would air horn me more than once.. The guilt they would feel after i breakdown crying from the ear assault just wouldn't be funny.
@joshuajwars42716 ай бұрын
The narrator is Timothy Robert Dalton who played as Simon Sinclair Neville & James Bond as well.
@barxod32 Жыл бұрын
rufus stories has cleaner spider-man gameplay lol
@mr.buttnugget3023 Жыл бұрын
😭😭
@amithegenius Жыл бұрын
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@ajbonu02 Жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@kathleenchaffin2591 Жыл бұрын
When you say "finish watching" the vids here, do you mean that there is more to these stories, or simply more stories on the same subject?
@kel_from-omori Жыл бұрын
Here before it gets to ten views
@DoctorJ48 Жыл бұрын
I'm an Irish Jeff from Texas lol
@rescribo6506 Жыл бұрын
Does anyone else hate when you need to scroll to find the episode of I’m I the jerk/genius every time
@jackieraulerson2005 Жыл бұрын
Mess with my KrispyKremes and I’ll do the same.
@kathleenchaffin2591 Жыл бұрын
I do like the snow on the landscape, tho
@129140163 Жыл бұрын
12:10 (Serious) What does “prematurely arrives” mean in this context? Is he chronically early or something? Idk why that would be worthy of mention.
@MajinK Жыл бұрын
You're serious on this? OP uses that phrase as a replacement for "premature ejaculation" meaning he does not last long when having sex.
@CodyJonesXD Жыл бұрын
*7!*
@rtcdebbie Жыл бұрын
here b4 it got 6.5k
@DinoRicky Жыл бұрын
800th view The first story was funny lol
@Chesse291 Жыл бұрын
yay im early
@DinoRicky Жыл бұрын
Your first congratulations 🎈🍾🎊🎉
@Chesse291 Жыл бұрын
@@DinoRicky nice profile picture
@DracofuryGaming-j4qАй бұрын
Who hates genesis my mum's a fan mainly the Phil Collins stuff
@lucaselias9824 Жыл бұрын
Story 13... wtf
@mrchief975 Жыл бұрын
oy laddy i personally dont like this new british voice i am gonna eat my beans on toast now
@Mrinternet6 Жыл бұрын
UwU
@LucyFur. Жыл бұрын
UwU
@margaretsimpson204 Жыл бұрын
UwU
@tinnagigja3723 Жыл бұрын
Please stop using that damn Spider-Man game as a background, it causes motion sickness even when you're the one holding the controls, moreso when you're watching someone else play.