amogus of impostsussy [thirtydollar.website]

i'm going to ultrakill you !!!
website: thirtydollar.w...
website created by ‪@GDColon‬
the original songs are "Chord of the Crooked Saints", "Altars of Apostasy", and "Halls of Sacrilegious Remains" from Ultrakill: Act 2 (by Heaven Pierce Her / ‪@Hakita‬ )
don't jump into the door pillar after placing the red skull at 3 am!!! (gone wrong)
fun fact! I almost entirely finished this like, a month ago but unfortunately I bought persona 5 royal and was contractually obligated required by law under oath to do nothing but play that until I finished it (foreshadowing)
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[@azzyasbourne9107]

When the machine heals with percs instead of blood

[@toasterstrudel189]

When the machine heals with crips instead of bloods

[@Crackheadcentral2188]

I MAXED OUT NINE CREDIT CARDS FOR MY PERCS

[@Mooonwithanextrao]

MY BLOOD IS A CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE IN 39 STATES

[@theperfectburger9892]

YOU KNOW HOW TO PARRY RIGHT!?

[@NeroSonOfVergil101]

When the creature of steel regenerates via illegal painkillers labelled as 'Perc 30s' instead of the blood it drew from you, in which it should be healing from that.

[@Starrii_Skies]

john ultrakill would greatly approve of this

[@bigpiss]

John Ultrakill my real one 🦾🦾🦾

[@auraofworldsenjoyer9884]

I HATE JOHN

[@FlyingDarty]

Who ius john ultrakill

[@joe_dian]

​@@FlyingDarty😟😟😟

[@phillipdang7531]

Theres only john roblox

[@rabelaisian-crow]

Holy Shit. You even did Halls of Sacreligous Remains????????? I'm in awe of your ability to make such an accurate recreation while simultaneously incorporating the memes so SMOOTHLY ITS UNREAL

[@gento5o5]

castle vein ?

[@ElÑoqui3012]

its Altars Of Apotasy

[@ohioanbutt_ticklingbandit]

@@ElÑoqui3012 Altars of Apostasy (Incl. Hall of Sacrilegious remains)

[@DagstheManiac]

Castle Vein my beloved

[@thefernpersonwoahg]

skeld of sussy imposter* get it right

[@nanopi]

I flew into the door pillar and then a checkpoint and got softlocked

[@radiotomatosauce99]

this is probably what being sent to heresy is really like

[@Nebraski03]

This is a level of dedication that just screams ultrakill community

[@keyboundDragon]

Fancy seeing you here

[@zaidlacksalastname4905]

Lack of life and too much free time lol

[@toaster9922]

that fucking “what the dog doin” lmao

[@ImDaRealBoi]

If I was a band teacher I'd give extra credit for this shit, because this is honestly the peak of bandkid humor One of my favorite soundtracks ever played to a ridiculously high quality on a meme sfx website? Wild.

[@mewhenyoutube]

im laughing hysterically at how good this is

[@BearsChannel69]

same

[@BasilLikesScripting]

your pfp isnt really showing this, omor

[@tealover921]

neither is yours, bagel

[@BasilLikesScripting]

@@tealover921 i'd say i look like im laughing hysterically

[@flyingshadow400]

You look like you are posing for a photo for you driver's licence

[@SoewoeMoloko]

THIS IS SUCH A GREAT COVER HOW DO I LIKE A VIDEO TWICE?

[@GetNatpavee]

Subscribe

[@Gues9282]

like on main, then like on alt (your welcome)

[@RatLordFL]

@@Gues9282 yor’ue welcome

[@radiotomatosauce99]

*y'roue

[@RatLordFL]

@@radiotomatosauce99 thanks but turns out it’s yr’oue

[@MythxicalSky]

Oh. My. GOD. I cannot IMAGINE how long this took. GREAT WORK DUDE!!!

[@notsusanna7485]

this video is unironically how I found out about ultrakill

[@radiotomatosauce99]

enjoy your stay

[@looyongxiangmoe3722]

No one: The 2 hideous Masses that just appeared out of nowhere:

[@Magne_Sium]

That's 2 mfs makes the best part of music

[@v2hater3000]

2 mewers

[@tjrobertson9064]

Oh no, it's the youtubers, and so far away from a preschool

[@Silverthesonic]

The swords machine running towards you just to be parried all the way to treachery:

[@themanthemyththelegenda]

nah mofo got parried to purgatory

[@snailicorn]

now this, does put a smile on my face. (altars of apostasy is my favorite ultrakill song)

[@radiotomatosauce99]

based but I'm a big requiem fan myself

[@terrax5512]

@Radiotomatosauce99 same

[@fckffsshl]

Im personally a sands of tide appreciater

[@terrax5512]

@@fckffsshl sands of tide is good

[@radiotomatosauce99]

@@terrax5512 sands of tide is good but I liked dune eternal more tbh

[@Brass319]

I've played ultrakill for the first time since listening to this, easily one of my favorite games

[@the-eq5vh]

i was looking at your old videos and i was curious to see what youre doing now but legit BREAKCORE?? youre too talented dude. also i love ultrakill you're legit an inspiration Edit: i do realize that we probably have a ton of mutual interests because we're band kids

[@radiotomatosauce99]

the band kid hive mind

[@Dan_Blocc]

@@radiotomatosauce99 hell yea

[@ron133.]

@@radiotomatosauce99 yessir

[@rykenruelas1723]

@@radiotomatosauce99i am late to the band kid hivemind congregation but i’m here now

[@rykenruelas1723]

also hell yeah

[@itsdawg43]

i can not fathom how long this took you to make

[@bread_bee]

great accuracy, not only that, but its freaking 7 minutes long, witha fast tempo, what the heck dude, this is unreal.

[@jordangriswold7825]

Never before have I been so disgusted by how beautiful the Glory segment on a Altars of Apostasy cover was. This is my unofficial instrument of surrender to you good sir. I can't go on after hearing this.

[@chenorboi5771]

The intro sounded like a windows crash

[@5am_voxel]

fnaf power outage

[@radiotomatosauce99]

@@5am_voxel is this where you wanna be

[@Idkwhattoputhere...306]

@@radiotomatosauce99In this world filled with so much joy, mysteries and Wonders

[@Kinito_pet99]

I just don't get it ​@@radiotomatosauce99

[@Sepoipaping]

@@radiotomatosauce99Yes, I need to feed my family

[@kormsplaysroblox6723]

"Machine, thy shalt not lecture me with thy thirty dollar haircut!"

[@Octol1ng]

how the actual fuck did Colon miss this

[@Liscinov]

Most likely, he simply isn't too familiar with Ultrakill.

[@Lystr0saur]

Who's Colon?

[@gundamenjoyer217]

@@Lystr0saura Geometry Dash KZbinr that made the thirty dollar website

[@bobbertris]

@@Lystr0saur GDColon is the guy who created the website in the video

[@JALETRATOR]

@@Lystr0saur anus :)

[@pi4784]

Song that should play when mc is mad as hell

[@radiotomatosauce99]

mjohn cultrakill

[@cccghooh6290]

jon ultronkill

[@enderpaw.]

"really mad" yeah sums it up pretty well@@LaxerGD

[@quujiniito]

​@@LaxerGD With what logic is Gab the MC when he's seen / heard only three times in the game? (3-2, 6-1 pre halls of sacrilegious remains and 6-2)

[@vivianfromttyd]

2:03 this part made my flight or fight reaction go off specifically because of the holy mantle breaking sound

[@Cece-Cece]

lost/tainted lost trauma moment

[@liamfritz8290]

This goes so unimaginably hard, I'd love to see you do the original castle vein

[@xjammy3315]

Been waiting for a while for this one. Sad it wasn’t the new Minecraft disk though ;)

[@xjammy3315]

Heya, radiation. Think you could do a cover of chirp? I’d think that would be pretty interesting

[@radiotomatosauce99]

actually sounds kinda cool, I'll try it and see if it works.

[@xjammy3315]

I think it should. The start of the song sounds super choppy, and seems as if it would translate really well

[@wafflesnep]

The fact that this genuinely sounds so much like the songs (specifically Altars of Apostasy) in most parts is astonishing. Holy shit man this is awesome Makes me wanna P-Rank Act 2 (after I beat minos prime)

[@con.421]

This is super well made. Probably took this poor dude ages.

[@radiotomatosauce99]

they were figuring this out the whole bronze age

[@ДмитроНикишенко]

Holy shit this actually sounds so fucking good

[@OliyTC]

that persona 5 statement in the description is a mood ngl

[@thatrandomgamer8258]

At first I thought it would just be seven minutes of Chord of the Crooked Saints and that’s almost better than the masterpiece we got

[@yyzttr6306]

Don't lecture me with your thirty dollar Requiem leitmotif.

[@orange19c]

this is one of the most impressive things i've ever seen

[@GetNatpavee]

I got jump scared at start bc of epic-ness of the song

[@lollovec]

2:28 do be my favorite part

[@hypotheticalneutronstar]

if you do order im gonna fall off my chair

[@I_love_my_singingmonsters]

5:32 my fav part

[@ArpolosYT]

I UNIRONICALLY ADORE THIS. the way you madr the symphony sound in the last part is arguably better than the original. You earned my sub

[@professionalcatgaming]

my guy was given the pots and pans, and he sure as hell cooked

[@okegyg]

О боже, это великолепно, особенно ближе к концу.

[@Kl_Nyx]

i want to kindly thank you that this video reached me and thank to you for making and posting because i didn't know ultrakill until seeing this. and now i love the game

[@WirelessMagician]

This is exactly what Hakita wanted

[@hh-lb9kd]

Thank you for making this. This is good

[@catergamer1]

the dedication is insane

[@mateuszm4587]

fnaf power off sound effect 0:22

[@connorgeorg4175]

This sounds so good!!! Please for the love of GOD do Order with this!!!!

[@ShockedTaiLung]

This is actually insane

[@robertoneill589]

you are amazing at this, thank you.

[@kapa_nitori]

i wish i could ultralike. halls of the sacrilegious remains goes hard

[@xdarin_]

don't you lecture me with that $30 holy spirit

[@darkwolfstudioes]

It sounds like a 1995 doom version of alters

[@thothgod420]

i love this, idk why but it sounds like sum id hear someone play in a clone hero vid(id say guitar hero but that appears to not be the game people use anymore but you get the point love this tho sounds amazin

[@tanookiness1994]

Hakita would be proud I think

[@Raifuuuuu]

When cry is for the weeper

[@randomisfoda]

she crying on my weeper till i aesthetic my hate

[@justsmallyt985]

This movie was amazing, astonishing, and awe-inspiring. Especially when the V1 said "It's ULTRAKILLINᵀᴹ time" Then proceeded to ULTRAKILLᵀᴹ all over the place. Truly an award winning performance.

[@grasstoucher12121]

you made me post this in the memes channel on the new blood discord

[@iatplayeridontfrickingknow483]

bro you just got a sub and a like rn this is so good i cant explain it

[@Eggyteevee]

I genuinely love that thumbnail, so shrimple yet so mantastic, as well as I love everything in this video Simply perfect

[@mlglucas2310]

Most dedicated shitpost ever. You left me an impeccable impress. What a god

[@whytfdomydogwalksideways]

altars of thirty dollars

[@Dunnowhattowrite-o3t]

When "Come on Guys u would never cry to some memes" is real

[@hendrihendri3939]

Another banger Perfect to kill Gabriel over and over for (in game)

[@ugandanfilmassociation5949]

You keep the community alive with this dedication, we all owe you our P-ranks man

[@MiguelSteinbachAuacheNegreiros]

ultrakill fans are wild bruh one side of the fandom is "IM GONNA DOXX YER FOR SAYING GAME IS BAD!!" the other side is this masterpiece

[@BatuhanDere]

you also get doxxed for playing below violent difficulty

[@MiguelSteinbachAuacheNegreiros]

@@BatuhanDere true tbh

[@theticksquad8218]

I know this is a meme song, but i haven't felt this shook since i played the ending of bonelab.

[@ivywhip6676]

The song gets even better after that drop! god damn dude!

[@flowers_chaos]

this was already perfect. but then the morshu "mmm"s came in and i ascended to another plane of reality.

[@grimace3983]

literally identical, this could be the original for all i know

[@kribyV_]

How do you make this stuff!? This is ridiculous! (but it's a damn masterpiece)

[@mr.shapka228]

OH MY GOD... THIS IS AMAZING

[@jordiperez1605]

why does this not have more atention?? :(

[@wack6692]

I love how diversely awful this is it’s amazing

[@ReyHunter]

Unironically banger

[@ryanwfer]

Its straight up fire 🔥🔥

[@demobro3954]

Just absolutely wild how good this is!

[@zcramblo]

Bruh how does the halls of sacrilegious remains sound that good

[@ZeroMadness]

Man, i really love this community 💖

[@legoyoda8431]

this cover is impossibly based

[@THEKHAYYYAM]

aCTUALLY GENUIENLELY INSANLELY IMPRESSIVE

[@gamingwitharchie7697]

Timestamps: 0:04 Chord of The Crooked Susses 0:57 Amogus of Impostsussy 5:14 Balls of Susrilegious Remains

[@SirBepic]

This is really impressive for it being that website 😂

[@cheeto1327]

This is so damn good

[@huntress084]

this is so good?????

[@heman12]

This is unexplainably beautiful

[@stuffedbutterfly9586]

this is really fucking impressive

[@mihael64]

i thought it was gonna be an ironic meme that i didnt get but damn is this so much better

[@annapotat0987]

absolutely amazing would recommend playing at 3 am

[@Nethrod.Corp.]

Got damn this is so underrated

[@subscrownicMAIN]

"NO!! IM GOING TO ULRAKILL YOU!!"- Walking GoPro Guy

[@mrseriousv1]

holy mother of godi can't imagine how long this took

[@ambient166]

DONT YOU LECTURE ME WITH YOUR THIRTY-DOLLAR HATRED

[@SRSIMFHYAAFP]

No words can describe how Gorgeous this is.

[@zekeggy]

why did bro cook so hard

[@memee-j8t]

can you do balls of sussylegious reports by itself?

[@maxiify]

Not exactly what I was looking for, but amazing nontheless

[@Charlotte08094]

I love this

[@Delta._0134]

As an ultrakill member of the community myself, i find this very impressive and made with such great talents. What a lovely masterpiece.

[@kormagogthedestroyer]

Dear god

[@radiotomatosauce99]

laszlo

[@yeboi2379]

Song starts at 0:57

[@Guhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh]

WE MAKIN IT OUT THE VIOLENCE LAYER WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🩸🔫🇵🇼

[@braunstein5645]

the elevator was fucking fantastic. how

[@thesillyes]

godam boi, you must bring all the boys to the yard

[@radiotomatosauce99]

as a flat chested girl I can assure you nobody's coming to my yard but I can make some cool music though