Which Smash Characters have Canonically Smashed?

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@bakedbeans975
@bakedbeans975 3 ай бұрын
This guy’s search history after this video must be foul
@IsYeaYesyup
@IsYeaYesyup 3 ай бұрын
can a venus flytrap suck a dick
@aniiii_wxs
@aniiii_wxs 3 ай бұрын
😭😭😭
@AnAveragePurplePikmin
@AnAveragePurplePikmin 3 ай бұрын
"I swear it's not what it looks like!"
@malevolenc_y
@malevolenc_y 3 ай бұрын
"it was research for a video" gotta be the most unbelievable shit ever
@MelonHere20
@MelonHere20 3 ай бұрын
Exactly lmao
@theglassis2331
@theglassis2331 2 ай бұрын
13:28 fun fact. Bayonetta 3 confirmed that she does have a child, so she is a jahoozaler
@jambon2730
@jambon2730 2 ай бұрын
Smash bayo isn't the one in 3 who smashed
@theglassis2331
@theglassis2331 2 ай бұрын
@@jambon2730 All bayo's across the multiverses are very similar if not the same(with very small changes).
@deluxe1886
@deluxe1886 2 ай бұрын
⁠@@theglassis2331 All Bayo's across the multiverse are not so similar at all
@nenrikido2903
@nenrikido2903 2 ай бұрын
@@theglassis2331 even if, since we have no evidence the one in smash did do the deed, then she deserves her place in the "probably doinger" tier
@ayar2
@ayar2 2 ай бұрын
@@jambon2730 to be fair, the only reason Bayo 3 wasnt in smash was because she hadnt been revealed yet, had the game came out early or bayo was a post game dlc character she surely would been added as the main version, with bayo 2 and 1 as skins.
@ashliez91
@ashliez91 3 ай бұрын
OBJECTION! There is a game called "Tomodachi Life" where a female mii and a male mii can make babies. This is a spinoff game featuring the mii's. so they would be in definitely
@extremmefan7305
@extremmefan7305 3 ай бұрын
It's essentially a Pokemon situation. They could do it, but there's no story or lore where they're confirmed to. (Especially since the three default Miis are nameless Guests, with no basis to their appearance in any known Mii game and thus no material to work off of aside from "they're Miis")
@gferrol118
@gferrol118 3 ай бұрын
Yeah, but the joke is that miis are the player, so he put them there since he hasn't done it
@polocatfan
@polocatfan 3 ай бұрын
this is optional content that not every mii does.
@extremmefan7305
@extremmefan7305 3 ай бұрын
@@polocatfan so is putting Pokemon in the Day Care with a compatible Egg Group mate (or a Ditto), and that's accounted for.
@ThatGuyRNA
@ThatGuyRNA 3 ай бұрын
@@gferrol118you dare insinuate Hamburger hasnt copulated!???
@WilliamOphus
@WilliamOphus 2 ай бұрын
The one thing he forgot is that Doom Guy (Doom slayer), although married, canonically does not know what groundhog daying is according to his creator.
@prestonlogan3808
@prestonlogan3808 2 ай бұрын
Then what about his child?
@palhacogozo89
@palhacogozo89 2 ай бұрын
​@@prestonlogan3808 the stork
@Shulk_Monado
@Shulk_Monado Ай бұрын
Are you sure his metal gear can get solid tho
@winzigerflashendeckel6894
@winzigerflashendeckel6894 Ай бұрын
Where was that confirmed???
@livwake
@livwake Ай бұрын
@@winzigerflashendeckel6894the creator did an interview back in the day
@mortarman83095
@mortarman83095 3 ай бұрын
The amount of synonyms you came up with for sexual terms is genuinely impressive Edit: the amount of people correcting me over innuendo, simile, metaphor etc. is genuinely concerning No but seriously I'm a linguist and even I can't be bothered with this level of detail. The purpose of language is communication, if I have properly conveyed the message in my mind then I have succeeded and no further discussion is required unless this is a university. But guess what? It's a YT comment section.
@KingCrazyOne
@KingCrazyOne 3 ай бұрын
I like how he kept making game specific innuendos for every reference to a sausage
@TheGreatSayaMan0212
@TheGreatSayaMan0212 3 ай бұрын
My favourite one is Jahoozler. That’s part of my vocabulary now
@Lolmmm-d2i
@Lolmmm-d2i 3 ай бұрын
Ya now, gotta keep monatized
@Marvelfanatic3658
@Marvelfanatic3658 3 ай бұрын
Ok
@dylanjoyce8104
@dylanjoyce8104 3 ай бұрын
He said souring the crout as I read this comment
@Nameritoki
@Nameritoki 3 ай бұрын
Um, objection, babies in the Mario universe are brought by the stork
@theskyisteal8346
@theskyisteal8346 3 ай бұрын
Presumably the stork sits some cuck chair and watches to make sure that the parents actually fucked first though
@VailingLeader-13
@VailingLeader-13 3 ай бұрын
OBJECTION!
@Sub2MilesMorales
@Sub2MilesMorales 3 ай бұрын
What is that
@Sub2MilesMorales
@Sub2MilesMorales 3 ай бұрын
This is no time for games. I sentence henry stickmin *GUILTY*
@shawerful5209
@shawerful5209 3 ай бұрын
Stork or not bowser definetly banged
@Uncrustabruh
@Uncrustabruh 3 ай бұрын
The fact that he gets sweatier with every cut to himself, is hilarious
@lucagorosito3715
@lucagorosito3715 3 ай бұрын
Thought it was shower water lmao
@GrassiestGrassy
@GrassiestGrassy 3 ай бұрын
*Research* gets stressful, you know.
@ADAJ342
@ADAJ342 2 ай бұрын
Am I the only one who got the joke that he is getting wet?
@Kjf365
@Kjf365 Ай бұрын
​@lucagorosito3715 Irl it's likely shower water, but for storyline purposes it's supposed to be sweat.
@lucagorosito3715
@lucagorosito3715 Ай бұрын
@Kjf365 I get that, I just meant like the joke was he kept getting wetter cause he was in the tub
@GG553
@GG553 2 ай бұрын
28:08 if this is true that is absolutely insane imagine going "Hey boss for your birthday we animated these two cartoon mice that are the face of this company getting slammed down big style, hope your like it" like what??????
@MeepChangeling
@MeepChangeling Ай бұрын
There are some people who would like it. Most of them would see it as a good joke and laugh. SOme would need to go fap.
@lunes642
@lunes642 19 күн бұрын
i work in animation and it wouldn't be as insane as you think lol
@KyleRosenthal-pf7gu
@KyleRosenthal-pf7gu 4 күн бұрын
@@lunes642this was at a time when all animation was done without computers and using cells meaning it would probably take weeks to do
@LinktheCommunistWaifu
@LinktheCommunistWaifu 3 ай бұрын
Alright, one thing that I have to say about Young Link's placing. In Twilight Princess, there's a ghost called the Hero's Shade that appears, and it was confirmed that the Link from Twilight Princess is a descendant of the Link from Ocarina of Time. And Young Link is the Link from Ocarina of Time. That means that Young Link did eventually do it, but not at the age he is in smash bros. So I think that puts him in the confirmed tier.
@PMJ11_
@PMJ11_ 3 ай бұрын
Whoops
@blu3g
@blu3g 3 ай бұрын
I was about to mention this, thanks for saving me the effort
@TheTwistedTreant526
@TheTwistedTreant526 3 ай бұрын
But YLink has never shaboinked. He is GOING to shaboink in the future. The Smash character is Young Link, not Hero's Shade
@blu3g
@blu3g 3 ай бұрын
@@TheTwistedTreant526 the Pyra and Mythra we got in smash aren't the ones who shaboinked either, yet there they are
@LinktheCommunistWaifu
@LinktheCommunistWaifu 3 ай бұрын
@@TheTwistedTreant526 Yeah, and he counted anyone who had descendants, like Marth and Ike.
@blue_boo3171
@blue_boo3171 3 ай бұрын
15:08 "There are no known parents anywhere in Splatoon." Cap'n Cuttlefish (Callie and Marie's grandfather): "Am I a joke to you?"
@ASwitchDog
@ASwitchDog 3 ай бұрын
illegitimate children
@hisen3.146
@hisen3.146 3 ай бұрын
You know it's gotten serious when blue boo can't even make a pun.
@ikercervera6071
@ikercervera6071 3 ай бұрын
I kianda forgit abut that, being my self a splatoon fan, maybe that way he didnt know
@humbloom
@humbloom 3 ай бұрын
Ok, I know this technically isn't the Inklings but Sheldon has a grandfather that has a portrait in his shop and has an entire arc revolving around getting his grandpa's treasure back in the official Splatoon manga, where he makes an appearance, soooo...
@nado1908
@nado1908 3 ай бұрын
It's also worth noting that Agent 3, the protagonist of the first game, is at minimum 21 years old in Splatoon 3 and looks nearly identical to how they did in the first game. Take this however you want.
@PhirePhlame
@PhirePhlame 3 ай бұрын
Man, the Peach VA's dodgy delivery of what imo was clearly meant to be an incredulous reaction to the "Mama Peach" allegation sure did affect the fandom lmaoooo
@ーテイル
@ーテイル 3 ай бұрын
It sounded more like Peach didn't know how babies come about and was like "Wait, I have a son?!" as some sort of kid who thinks holding hands is how babies are made.
@LetsBoogy512
@LetsBoogy512 3 ай бұрын
Yeah I always took it as “…..you think I am your mama?” Like she was obviously just confused, but we are still taking damage from that 20 years later 💀
@Chudpope
@Chudpope 3 ай бұрын
In the Mario-verse babies come via stork, so she could be that kid's mama without ever have done the dirty deed.
@elderleon1844
@elderleon1844 3 ай бұрын
dude how? peach as human and bowser is a repitile! lol!
@runekongstadlarsen7569
@runekongstadlarsen7569 3 ай бұрын
@@ーテイル thats what i fought too lol
@Soy_Oats
@Soy_Oats 24 күн бұрын
"Sorry if theres an average some of us have to be below it" is K.ROOL and is now apart of my lexicon
@TayoEXE
@TayoEXE 3 ай бұрын
Sonic is like a reverse-Furry. He's a furry anthropomorphic animal who is only interested in humans.
@sonarchy5158
@sonarchy5158 3 ай бұрын
A reverse-furry, or, in other words, a Skinny
@PrinceDenkichu
@PrinceDenkichu 3 ай бұрын
So... a Fleshy?
@pokechimp1544
@pokechimp1544 3 ай бұрын
@@PrinceDenkichu This will become a permenant addition into my lexicon
@TheLovelyAviZone
@TheLovelyAviZone 3 ай бұрын
@@PrinceDenkichuI…Euhhh
@elderleon1844
@elderleon1844 3 ай бұрын
literally, all womans he has shown atraction are humans! lol!
@NXTangl
@NXTangl 3 ай бұрын
Ah, but Doomguy is sometimes claimed to be a virgin who's spent so long killing that he barely knows what sex is. So he and Isabelle could have a nonsexual romantic relationship.
@SSSavanti
@SSSavanti 3 ай бұрын
he probably did it when he was still a human
@Magik_Goose
@Magik_Goose 3 ай бұрын
@@SSSavanti creator confirmed he doesn't know what sex is
@SSSavanti
@SSSavanti 3 ай бұрын
@@Magik_Goose He probably just forgot what it is from eons of killing demons, but that doesn't take away from the fact that when he was still a human, he had a wife whom which he had a son
@Magik_Goose
@Magik_Goose 3 ай бұрын
@@SSSavanti but then isabelle wouldn't be probably anymore, cause she married to doom who doesn't know what sex is
@KeyboardTarantula
@KeyboardTarantula 3 ай бұрын
ah, but didn't they say all doom content is canon at some point?? (potentially false rumor) need I bring up the accursed forbidden fruit?
@gabrieldinix
@gabrieldinix 3 ай бұрын
I took Peach's reaction to BJ's claim as either her just being surprised by the outlandish claim, or her being completely unaware of how reproduction works
@RelativelyBest
@RelativelyBest 3 ай бұрын
Yeah, giving birth isn't something women tend to just forget about, so her acting mildly surprised at the suggestion that she's a mother is kinda telling. She either has no idea how babies are made or is trying to be delicate with Koopa Jr while wondering how on Earth he came to that conclusion.
@rizikos_
@rizikos_ 3 ай бұрын
Same
@vantirobin9885
@vantirobin9885 3 ай бұрын
oh so it's not just me
@woodsy4458
@woodsy4458 2 ай бұрын
She prolly knows cuz she has a vibrator In Mario rpg… yes that’s not a joke
@KINGZYER
@KINGZYER 2 ай бұрын
So you all can accept that the Mario verse is a magical cartoon setting that has sentient baby stars and fungus people running around, but different species having a family is off the table? Ok, I hate to break it to y'all, but in cartoon land, it's not set in stone that you have to be the same to have a romance (as disturbing as it may sound)
@PilaCiu
@PilaCiu 2 ай бұрын
24:55 Sonic actually doesn't have an official age anymore, he's just referred to as a teenager.
@DAVALOSLUIS
@DAVALOSLUIS 23 күн бұрын
Bro has been 16 for over 30 years
@Ollie.H-23
@Ollie.H-23 11 күн бұрын
Idc what SEGA says, you can't just remove an age from a character. He's around 15 - 17 by now.
@user-Tod-The-Toadster
@user-Tod-The-Toadster 3 ай бұрын
6:22 OBJECTION! In one of the boss fights with K.Rool, he explicitly says that his wife is gonna kill him for destroying her pans. My man got some Badoink.
@lorelaimorace-kk1xz
@lorelaimorace-kk1xz 3 ай бұрын
Well in the "which ssbu characters have been kissed" they said that it was just a funny line and k rool don't have no wife
@user-Tod-The-Toadster
@user-Tod-The-Toadster 3 ай бұрын
@@lorelaimorace-kk1xz man, what do the creators know? Us fans OBVIOUSLY are always right.🤡 Edit: didn't realize people don't know what sarcasm is.
@lorelaimorace-kk1xz
@lorelaimorace-kk1xz 3 ай бұрын
@@user-Tod-The-Toadster cus they created it I won't bother
@MatheoZ14
@MatheoZ14 3 ай бұрын
@@user-Tod-The-Toadster as a dk country fan, that was literally a one-off joke. chill dude
@extremmefan7305
@extremmefan7305 3 ай бұрын
@@user-Tod-The-Toadster Her source is that in an interview, a Rare developper specifically said the line about K Rool's wife was a throwaway reference, making it likely just a gag for comic relief.
@milesfernando
@milesfernando 3 ай бұрын
Snake can do it. He's just infertile so it would never result in a baby. There's no way Snake and Meryl didn't do it after MGS1 lmao There's also an optional scene in FFVII that implies it between Cloud and Tifa, she says "words arent the only way to show how you feel", and then it fades to black until morning.
@helix2331
@helix2331 3 ай бұрын
not to mention the whole "partner" thing in MGS2 >_>
@Jotari
@Jotari 3 ай бұрын
It's also possible that the reason Snake and Meryl broke up so quickly is because he can't do it.
@deathtaco4095
@deathtaco4095 3 ай бұрын
not to mention hes a clone of big boss and we see him fuck... a lot
@TheRabbitPoet
@TheRabbitPoet 3 ай бұрын
There's no way Snake and Otacon didn't do it either lol
@mrfrog0913
@mrfrog0913 3 ай бұрын
No, they cut of snake's snake
@CrystalKitty1220
@CrystalKitty1220 3 ай бұрын
The Miis can absolutely do it. Tomodachi Life.
@panpennyortner8423
@panpennyortner8423 3 ай бұрын
And some Miitopia Miis have children
@CrystalKitty1220
@CrystalKitty1220 3 ай бұрын
@@panpennyortner8423 Oh right, I forgot Miitopia entirely
@belusbrontes
@belusbrontes 3 ай бұрын
Wasn’t it stated that the Mii fighters in Smash and the Miis in other Nintendo games are separate characters entirely? Or am I delusional?
@CrystalKitty1220
@CrystalKitty1220 3 ай бұрын
@@belusbrontes Well, I guess? But like, I don't think the Steve in Smash is the same as Steve Minecraft either. I kinda doubt Isabelle Animal Crossing has time to show up to these battles with her work schedule and all that. And I don't remember Smash tournaments being mentioned in the Pokemon lore at all, or Pokemon existing in the Mario franchise...
@rosalinamacarita01
@rosalinamacarita01 3 ай бұрын
@@belusbrontesIt’s really confusing. Smash doesn’t have a “defined” lore and were primarily based on toys that were brought to “life”, so for all we know, the 3 Miis are toys, that Steve isn’t our Steve and only characters like Sora are perhaps beyond this smash toy factor
@wasteofspace69420
@wasteofspace69420 14 күн бұрын
I like how every one just skimmed past/accepted the daisy thing w/ the great gatsby lol
@Miju001
@Miju001 3 ай бұрын
I keep forgetting the Erectyle Dysfunction is a tier and it makes me chuckle whenever it comes up again
@birdloaf2117
@birdloaf2117 3 ай бұрын
Fun fact about Ryu: He was used to advertise Street Fighter branded viagra, and the box art had a picture of him and Chun-Li kanoodling.
@balls_gaming
@balls_gaming 3 ай бұрын
Source? for a friend of course
@masedaace5473
@masedaace5473 3 ай бұрын
That's kinda funny. I'm not sure on how canon that is, though.
@dashfire3185
@dashfire3185 3 ай бұрын
​@masedaace5473 it's Canon now
@masedaace5473
@masedaace5473 3 ай бұрын
@@dashfire3185 how do you know? I'm not doubting you, but I'd like to know.
@dashfire3185
@dashfire3185 3 ай бұрын
@masedaace5473 I don't know that, it's a joke.
@drewlmao
@drewlmao 3 ай бұрын
Young Link canonically had a partner later in life, most likely Malon. Twilight Princess Link is his descendant
@KairuHakubi
@KairuHakubi 3 ай бұрын
I'm glad someone else thinks that.
@redspiderlilys6
@redspiderlilys6 3 ай бұрын
@@KairuHakubi knows*
@zachtwilightwindwaker596
@zachtwilightwindwaker596 3 ай бұрын
@@KairuHakubi That is confirmed. Not the wife being Malon but everything else.
@KairuHakubi
@KairuHakubi 3 ай бұрын
@@zachtwilightwindwaker596 that's the part i was glad someone else thinks. that'st he most important part! I do think the phrasing is slightly ambiguous about whether the Links are blood, but they probably are.
@sebastiannoriega9466
@sebastiannoriega9466 3 ай бұрын
Someone else *knows*​@@KairuHakubi
@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi
@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi 29 күн бұрын
23:20 objection! We actually see in "super mario manga mania" on page 156, Dr mario say "Because I'm mario 25 years in the future, when the series is celebrating it's 50th anniversary!" Meaning that the 2 are one in the same.
@kleo6868
@kleo6868 2 ай бұрын
I genuinly was expecting this entire video to be “yeah this guy is a virgin because his vibes are off”
@M0ssyStars91
@M0ssyStars91 2 ай бұрын
FR AND THEN HE GOT SO TECHNICAL IN THE VIDEO 😭😭
@scottfremin7850
@scottfremin7850 3 ай бұрын
I can’t believe I remember this, but K Rool is married offscreen. At the end of DKC3 he mentions his wife will be mad that he used all her good pots and pans
@adamusprime403
@adamusprime403 3 ай бұрын
12:18 my theory is that Akechi is an unwed child, and took his mother's surname, and never got to know his biological father.
@christiannorton9400
@christiannorton9400 3 ай бұрын
That was my thinking too
@Katbot1127
@Katbot1127 3 ай бұрын
Maybe he wasn't wanted
@SeventyTinyWyverns
@SeventyTinyWyverns 3 ай бұрын
Same.
@ChatookaMusic
@ChatookaMusic 3 ай бұрын
Yes thank you it's a classic tale, an illegitimate child from a one-night stand or a short-term fling seeking his true father and happening to follow in his footsteps because that's just how powerful the blood of a man like Captain Falcon is? It just makes so much sense
@ultego64
@ultego64 3 ай бұрын
Funnily enough not the first Akechi to be like that
@katbird2699
@katbird2699 2 ай бұрын
"In the Archie comics there is a story about an alternate future where Sonic has kids" I'm sorry, in the *_W H A T_*
@lilysamvelian9970
@lilysamvelian9970 22 күн бұрын
Archie Comics sure are something...
@garrisonmoncher5461
@garrisonmoncher5461 15 күн бұрын
Yeah a lot of crazy stuff happened in Archie Sonic. From Robotnik being dead for an entire year of the comic run, only to be brought back by taking an alternate version of him from a universe where Robitnik won and turned himself into a robot. And the Giant panda turning into a god and forcing people to pay games to obtain the Chaos emeralds. One of Charmy Bee's friends dies of a drug laced chili dog, and then getting brain damage to change his mental age from 16 to 6.
@likeapro4242
@likeapro4242 12 күн бұрын
I don’t remember too much about that storyline but I believe future Sonic (King Sonic) was thought to be dead and Queen Sally remarried to Shadow, but then it was discovered that King Sonic was still alive? I only know this knowledge due to all the jokes about Shadow cucking Sonic, so I could be wrong
@likeapro4242
@likeapro4242 12 күн бұрын
Honorable mention of weird storyline, Ken Penders (one of the OG writers for the Archie Comics and if you want fall down a rabbit hole on a very strange individual he’s very much one) once wrote a comic where his actual kids get Isekai-ed into Sonic’s world
@pestosaladpasta
@pestosaladpasta 3 ай бұрын
according to the first splatoon art book, inklings wear fishing lures to attract mates, and it says that they are an item "almost everyone has in this world". interpret that how you will
@jamestown8398
@jamestown8398 3 ай бұрын
It’s possible that Inklings, or one of their evolutionary ancestors, evolved to not die right after reproduction.
@frankgenovese472
@frankgenovese472 3 ай бұрын
@@jamestown8398Isn’t Cuttlefish Callie and Marie’s grandpa?
@wadespencer3623
@wadespencer3623 3 ай бұрын
@@jamestown8398 It would explain how they've taken over the world. With longer lifespans and parental care, they have transcended the main things holding cephalopods back in the intelligence department.
@meatballmustard7658
@meatballmustard7658 3 ай бұрын
@@frankgenovese472 I thought he was their adoptive grandpa?
@sylodui
@sylodui 3 ай бұрын
​@@meatballmustard7658 it never says they are adopted
@wander7812
@wander7812 2 ай бұрын
Small correction: In Bayonetta 1, through one of the dialogues of the demon marchant character, he implies that he had slept with Bayonetta at least once, through one of his greeting dialogues. "Looking for business, or pleasure? - either way, I'll hook you up." This is not her first time seeing this man. There's also this one dialogue where Bayonetta said "I'm not interresting in taking care of children boy. Making them though? -- that's another story..." So we can safely assume Bayonetta is not just a shiboinker, but an VERY active one.
@HappyBeezerStudios
@HappyBeezerStudios 2 ай бұрын
Oh she absolutely is. She is the kind of person who is fully in control of her tangoing.
@leargamma4912
@leargamma4912 Ай бұрын
She literally has a kid in 3. Why are people acting like the ending doesn't exist ​@@HappyBeezerStudios
@ChipToothPrime
@ChipToothPrime Ай бұрын
​@@leargamma4912 dude! THANK you!! I was scrolling the comments to see if anyone would mention it. I'll admit Bayonetta 3 left a lot to be desired.. but did ANYONE play and finish it?!
@xandoofi9393
@xandoofi9393 3 ай бұрын
Fun fact about endermen- it’s probably not canon, but in one of the novels (the end, specifically) endermen reproduce asexually. The purple particles around them are actually their babies, at least in that canon, so uh. That’s cool I guess.
@ClassicCat80
@ClassicCat80 3 ай бұрын
Don't those particals also appear when you use an ender pearl? This implies something idk what but something.
@Butterman69
@Butterman69 3 ай бұрын
​@@ClassicCat80 Enderpearl is the enderman's egg
@mjdxp5688
@mjdxp5688 3 ай бұрын
There are official Minecraft novels? Are you perhaps talking about the Mobestiary? Since ender pearls have a chance of spawning endermites when thrown, I suppose you could see that as some sort of asexual reproduction, but it seems much more likely that endermites are some sort of parasite considering endermen are aggressive towards endermites. wait, could this mean the minecraft enderman could have an STI- oh god, we need a new tier
@xandoofi9393
@xandoofi9393 3 ай бұрын
@@mjdxp5688 i don’t mean the mobestiary, there actually are official novels- 21 of them at the time of writing, written by a bunch of different authors. The 4th one is literally called “Minecraft: The End”, which is the one I’m talking about. Bonus fact, the audiobook for the first novel, The Island, is read by Jack Black.
@TheStickCollector
@TheStickCollector 3 ай бұрын
@@xandoofi9393 No wonder why he got picked for the minecraft movie.
@Daragonal
@Daragonal 2 ай бұрын
The Ice Climbers are confirmed to be best friends, they are neither siblings nor dating Dr. Mario confirmed to be Mario, he’s not even a doctor, he’s not licensed, he doesn’t have a PhD or anything. He is just a fraud, and that’s really funny. But he is just outright Mario.
@sacha_kiyu
@sacha_kiyu 12 күн бұрын
wait does that mean that mario has a daughter, which he made under his doctor identity??????
@Palindome
@Palindome 3 ай бұрын
I love the "they probably tried". Great comedic timing
@Cindie4321
@Cindie4321 3 ай бұрын
the sheer amount of creative euphemisms in this video ALONE made it worth watching
@cycy4398
@cycy4398 2 ай бұрын
All the Zelda's Gerudo Valleys have been filled
@SaintLemonZest
@SaintLemonZest 3 ай бұрын
Erm, actually, Solid Snake was genetically modified to not HAVE CHILDREN, which means that he could still have his snake get solid.
@kninzotagoni3635
@kninzotagoni3635 2 ай бұрын
He apparently had that relation many times thought the games.
@kninzotagoni3635
@kninzotagoni3635 2 ай бұрын
Naked snake that is.
@hailtotheking7229
@hailtotheking7229 2 ай бұрын
Well he had a relationship with Meryl in MGS1 and Snake is quite the flirty guy so yeah,I think he definetly gets his metal gear solid
@thekiss2083
@thekiss2083 2 ай бұрын
Yeah there's no way he and Meryl didn't bang immediately after MGS1
@MF_Duckloser
@MF_Duckloser 2 ай бұрын
having his snake solid is wild
@leia_gabes
@leia_gabes 2 ай бұрын
7:57 WOAH WOAH WOAH waitttt a minute. We know that the Hero of Time (aka young link) shows up in Twilight Princess and calls the Hero of Twilight “my descendant.” so he needs his own category of: will do the deed
@estiiim
@estiiim 2 ай бұрын
Bro wasn't nerdy enough like us to know this
@alejandrocuevas3858
@alejandrocuevas3858 19 күн бұрын
I was just about to comment this
@sentinelstorm487
@sentinelstorm487 3 ай бұрын
This video is S tier production. The cutaways, script craft, and escalation of clearing every shelf in your shower are comedy GOLD. That’s an instant sub from me!
@lorettabes4553
@lorettabes4553 2 ай бұрын
Yes
@amazinggrapes3045
@amazinggrapes3045 2 ай бұрын
I'm less than 2 minutes in and he's already made an embarrassing failure on research :(
@poweroffriendship2.0
@poweroffriendship2.0 2 ай бұрын
His script is comedy gold, but his research does not.
@MessieJessie10v3
@MessieJessie10v3 3 ай бұрын
OBJECTION! 13:15 In Bayonetta 3 it is confirmed that she had a child with Luka names Viola. You could make the argument that the Bayonetta we play as isnt the same one that has the kid since that whole game is about alternate universes, but my point still stands.
@lixn.headless
@lixn.headless 3 ай бұрын
also, why we're questioning that BAYONETTA, the sexiest woman in Nintendo, had sex?
@Apanovi
@Apanovi 3 ай бұрын
Not only that but the "now making them [babies]" line absolutely confirms that shes had sex and considers herself quite good at it
@NuggetsAdventures524
@NuggetsAdventures524 3 ай бұрын
I was waiting for it, thank you for your service, the umbra never fail
@creize7166
@creize7166 3 ай бұрын
​@@lixn.headless THATS WHAT I KEPT REPEATING MYSELF WHEN I SAW HER THERE 😫
@Michaeljefferson9000
@Michaeljefferson9000 2 ай бұрын
​@@lixn.headlessBecause being sexy and having sex are two different things?
@layelaye
@layelaye 3 ай бұрын
I'm 9 minutes in and I'm already in awe of the constant synonyms for sex
@thesmashor4396
@thesmashor4396 7 күн бұрын
A few corrections: - For Inkling, Callie and Marie have a confirmed grandfather, Captain Cuttlefish, implying that Inklings can actually have living parents since Captain Cuddlefish would need to have had children and lived - Even if Snake is infertile, that doesn't make him incapable of having sex, as you can have sex for reasons other than reproduction. Hideo Kojima also, hilariously, implied Snake and Otacon are a thing in the same tweet where he said he shipped BBC Sherlock and Watson, the legend. - Pit seems oblivious to things such as flirting, and Kid Icarus' version of Greek mythology is very different from the original. Dark Pit also probably just outright has not physically existed for enough time to have done it by the end of the game. Palutena is fair game, but again, Kid Icarus is clearly very different from Greek myth, so you can't really assume. I think she's friends with Poseidon but otherwise there's nothing. There's maybe implications of Pit and Palutena being a thing in the NES game but that is clearly entirely dropped in the current story. - Sephiroth can shapeshift and create entire new bodies for himself from scratch so technically he wouldn't have an issue regardless of Mako. Although not having a physical body for most of his time as anything but a soldier lowers his odds of having done it, and he does not strike me as someone who has great amounts of interest - An Ian Flynn statement strongly implied that Sonic and Amy are something of a thing (Also confirming the existence of lesbians and that Vector is probably dating Cream's mother), and that romantic relationships are just totally offscreen in the Sonic series ever since one Ken Penders ruined it for everyone. Also, anything that happened in 06 doesn't count since those events were literally erased from time.
@OrangeToadGamer
@OrangeToadGamer 3 ай бұрын
I'm glad we now know how sexually active the cast of Super Smash Bros. Ultimate for the Nintendo Switch family of systems are
@KrimsonKattYT
@KrimsonKattYT 3 ай бұрын
​@@SpysSapperNintendo has never published a corn game or any game with sex scenes. The only game I could think of that could apply is the switch version of The Witcher 3, which they DID NOT publish. The "Nintendo characters who have banged" is only there because those characters canonically have children like the Belmonts, Shulk, Pyra/Mythra, pretty much all the fire emblem characters, Ken, Kazuma, Zelda, Olimar, Bowser, and Zelda. Heck, the only characters in smash with even a fade to black are Cloud, Joker, Bayo, and Snake.
@aydengarcia9073
@aydengarcia9073 3 ай бұрын
@@SpysSapper Thay aimed for everyone not just kids.
@goofusmaximus1482
@goofusmaximus1482 3 ай бұрын
​@KrimsonKattYT games that had such content to a graphic enough degree would get the Kryptonite like AO rating. Nintendo (Sony and Microsoft too) WILL NOT allow an AO rated game on their platform! Nor do stores stock such games physically. In fact, only 26 games in ESRB's now 30+ year history have formally been issued that rating. With the most recent instance in 2018. (Agony)
@ImmaLittlePip
@ImmaLittlePip 3 ай бұрын
​@@KrimsonKattYTthey did buy the rights to a Mario corn parody
@davidspraguedragonman6479
@davidspraguedragonman6479 2 ай бұрын
@@ImmaLittlePipNot just one, but TWO!
@MaxEverywhereSystem
@MaxEverywhereSystem 3 ай бұрын
re; inklings: captain cuttlefish is callie and marie’s grandad which means at some point he had to have parented one of their parents, so i feel that that would disprove inkling instantly tipping over and dying upon laying the eggs
@NXTangl
@NXTangl 3 ай бұрын
Parented *two* of their (presumably four) parents. The Squid Sisters are actually cousins.
@jamespilgrim3774
@jamespilgrim3774 3 ай бұрын
Maybe they just call him grandad because great uncle is too confusing. That way, he could avoid dying from repeoduction
@bluephox2963
@bluephox2963 3 ай бұрын
Pearl also mentions her dad a couple times in ways that implies he's still alive, and Marie also visits her parents in the web serial Squid Sisters Stories
@jamespilgrim3774
@jamespilgrim3774 3 ай бұрын
@@bluephox2963 pearl is probably a special case, since her parents are probably rich enough to bypass the typical mating rituals, and preserve their company. And those side stories are non canon lol
@Thunderthecatboy
@Thunderthecatboy 3 ай бұрын
@@jamespilgrim3774 inkling reproduce like human and breastfeed so the mom need to survive giving birth in the manga the mc mention his grandmother a few time and implied that she cook him food on regular basis and the manga is canon
@ManySkies
@ManySkies 3 ай бұрын
"Most dog owners don't like it when their dogs attempt to do some tunnel-patrol." That only applies to city dogs. Country pet-dog owners often don't care, and we're not talking about them here either; we're talking about a _hunting_ dog. Hunting (and herding, as seen in _Babe_ ) dogs are often _actively bred_ , especially if they're good at what they do, if nothing-else so that the hunter won't need to worry about where their next hunting partner will come from. That said, there's still no _evidence_ , so the Duck Hunt dog shouldn't go any higher than "probably".
@robertperry934
@robertperry934 3 ай бұрын
Thank you! I thought I was the only one who realized hunting dogs didn’t have that same problem with getting their balls chopped off!
@librarychump
@librarychump 3 ай бұрын
This is actually true. The country dogs usually are bred for the next generation of a valuable hunting dog. Even better trained by the father hunting dog.
@iluvchess14736
@iluvchess14736 2 ай бұрын
yeah i was like "dont they breed dogs to point better?"
@librarychump
@librarychump 2 ай бұрын
@@iluvchess14736 THEYRE EATING THE DOGS
@ManySkies
@ManySkies 2 ай бұрын
@@robertperry934 We spent a long time living across the street from an alfalfa field. XD
@radialsiamang50
@radialsiamang50 2 ай бұрын
22:50 Basically Steve and alex never had smashed because they both are avatars of the player canonically according to the end peom. Players cannot smash but only mobs can
@SnowBoy1008
@SnowBoy1008 3 күн бұрын
Minecraft sex mod frfr
@MagicCardboardBox
@MagicCardboardBox 2 ай бұрын
28:00 oh, you have no idea, the official disney porn vault is full to the brim. The artists working ghere have all their creations legally owned by disney, so when they both, for fun, or for spite, create porn of those characters, it's official artwork.
@AbsolXGuardian
@AbsolXGuardian 2 ай бұрын
And when you run a new show (and probably movie), they bring some out to show you to get you mentally prepared for rule 34.
@HappyBeezerStudios
@HappyBeezerStudios 2 ай бұрын
And remember that there is not one, but two lewd Mario films that are owned by Nintendo. (they bought the rights with the intention to never release them, but that still means they are officially owned by Nintendo)
@kildaver
@kildaver Ай бұрын
​@@HappyBeezerStudios...wait, two? I know about the Super Mario one, but what's the other? Also, Nintendo, make the Hornioverse, damn you!
@A_Goose_YT
@A_Goose_YT 2 ай бұрын
fun fact: Popeyes entire cartoon is about him saving his lady from weird people. its about him and his wife. you coulda just instantly looked at ONE episode and just say "yup"
@regionfuego6
@regionfuego6 3 ай бұрын
I gotta chime in with pokemon lore! Some Legendaries CAN reproduce, is just that most of them don't do it or simply you can't do it through normal means. An example of this happens in GEN 7 where Solgaleo and Lunala get freaky in front of the player and create a new cosmog.
@angelsartandgaming
@angelsartandgaming 3 ай бұрын
Not to mention Manaphy. It can breed with ditto to make Phione, but Phione cannot evolve or grow up into Manaphy
@lilFluffy_Rexiane
@lilFluffy_Rexiane 3 ай бұрын
So you're saying there's a pokemon game where the player just watches pokemon do it? Interesting...
@coolrod15thecoolest24
@coolrod15thecoolest24 3 ай бұрын
There is Lugia with a baby Lugia in the Pokémon anime so maybe
@sebastianbronowicki7073
@sebastianbronowicki7073 3 ай бұрын
​​@@coolrod15thecoolest24 There's also mew, which is stated to be the pokemon all other ones are descended from.
@Ariento
@Ariento 3 ай бұрын
With many legendaries it's most likely that they don't reproduce in captivity but do in the wild
@trashman7139
@trashman7139 Ай бұрын
"Officer, are you a kadonker? Cuz I ain't. And I'm ready to change that fact." He immediately got a life sentencing.
@cravonomire9971
@cravonomire9971 3 ай бұрын
A note on Link: there is a speedrun catagory callled "get laid%" where you spend the night with Paya because she's scared of the Yiga that had infultrated the village that day. This wouldn't change the placement because it is also a fade to black, I just thought I'd point it out
@captainmario_
@captainmario_ 3 ай бұрын
Yeah the logic wasn’t consistent with the “fade to black”. Mario has more scenes that fade out than anyone, especially with Peach
@user-xz1wy4to4o
@user-xz1wy4to4o 3 ай бұрын
@@captainmario_ Mario’s fade to black scenes with Peach only involve her giving him a peck on the cheek.
@captainmario_
@captainmario_ 3 ай бұрын
@@user-xz1wy4to4o same could be said about all of them 🤷🏻‍♂️
@danielslack9114
@danielslack9114 2 ай бұрын
And in Tears of the Kingdom, him and Zelda live together in the same house with only one bed.
@nyshyn307
@nyshyn307 2 ай бұрын
Like the commenter before me said, he and Zelda are a canon couple in BotW/TotK, but it's also implied that one of the Gerudo masseuses gives Link a little more than a happy ending. I don't wanna get into the Great Fairies...
@niyas.wor1d858
@niyas.wor1d858 3 ай бұрын
Plants have “female” and “male” versions and can be used to make more plant “babies” in very over simplified terms
@Golden_Pig64
@Golden_Pig64 3 ай бұрын
im pretty sure he knows how pollination works
@Bonkpunktexe
@Bonkpunktexe 2 ай бұрын
pollen allergies are literally just allergies to plant sperm
@sonoftheway3528
@sonoftheway3528 2 ай бұрын
Most plants are hermaphrodites. Some have separate male and female individuals (like the gingko tree). But yes, most plants sexually reproduce. They do it without touching each other though.
@Ly_Raidt
@Ly_Raidt 2 ай бұрын
They dont exactly but they can have babies if you interviene cutting a plant things i dont know but i know It exist and It can combine flowers but as seen the piraña plant cant have a baby plant as they would die cause the plant things is in the Stem
@MeepChangeling
@MeepChangeling Ай бұрын
Plant reproduction is classified as a form of sexual reproduction, so it counts.
@StroeyBro
@StroeyBro 3 ай бұрын
The name “Captain Falcon” isn’t a lineage, but an inherited title. Akechi likely says that he has Falcon’s blood as an expression, as he was chosen by Douglas to be the next Captain Falcon for some reason or other. This means that Akechi is likely not Doug’s son at all.
@Eyevou
@Eyevou 3 ай бұрын
Without the actual Japanese text in front of my I would assume their use of "carrying the blood of" would be more accurately translated as "carrying on the spirit of", but I'd need to look up the actual manual to be sure and I'm too lazy for that. lol
@monus782
@monus782 17 күн бұрын
19:20 this is the thing I expected the least from this video, Mormonism has some pretty interesting theology at least from what I’ve read and heard
@imthebro1
@imthebro1 7 күн бұрын
How so?
@RemGremlin
@RemGremlin 3 ай бұрын
"Every version of zelda's gerudo valley has been filled" made me audibly gag 😭
@dorktriogamer2865
@dorktriogamer2865 2 ай бұрын
This video has no right to exist, I love it
@IamSpedEd
@IamSpedEd 3 ай бұрын
At the end of Mario Land, Mario gets in a plane with Daisy, and suspicious hearts come from the plane as they fly off
@mjcox242
@mjcox242 3 ай бұрын
Plus, at the end of mario64, it is possible that after the fade to black and cake that peach baked (one that looks like a wedding cake 🎂), mario could have gotten another "cake" to eat
@hokton8555
@hokton8555 2 ай бұрын
@@mjcox242 In Punsh Out there is a newspaper which reads: "Daddy come back home!" with MARIOS FACE. Meaning that he did not only woohoo but also went buying cigarettes
@Voids_Enigma
@Voids_Enigma 2 ай бұрын
And according to Matpat rosalina could be either the daughter of peach and Mario or peach and Luigi
@rickydoesstuff
@rickydoesstuff 2 ай бұрын
@@hokton8555in the movie (newer one) peach gets a fire flower then the next day she no longer has the power up. You can only lose power ups by getting damaged so maybe mario “damaged” her that night
@GrassiestGrassy
@GrassiestGrassy 2 ай бұрын
I doubt it would imply that. If Mario was exploring Daisy’s caverns while flying a plane, we would get 9/11 over a decade sooner.
@brooklyntufts-simon6960
@brooklyntufts-simon6960 3 ай бұрын
"Ask Matpat" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 bros been retired for a while 😭😭😭😭😭
@thatoneguy5347
@thatoneguy5347 2 ай бұрын
But he’d know
@bryanpratamaguo1424
@bryanpratamaguo1424 2 ай бұрын
Yeah it would be “Ask Tom” now
@ChristyLiu-y6v
@ChristyLiu-y6v 2 ай бұрын
@@thatoneguy5347he probably wouldn’t tell
@onia-e3i
@onia-e3i 2 ай бұрын
but he isnt. matpat didnt fully retire he actually stil works on some of the theory videos he just stopped being the guy who narrates and hosts everything so he could focus on other things and have more free time
@Glace_cakes
@Glace_cakes 13 күн бұрын
9:37 maybe it’s because it’s 1 am but the attempt to tape the gun to the wall with the deadpan “that’s a virgin” KILLED ME
@MaxWelton
@MaxWelton 3 ай бұрын
16:23 there are 3 goddesses over whom Aphrodite holds no power, including the asexual Athena, the inspiration for Palutena.
@padriazozzriaorizifian8672
@padriazozzriaorizifian8672 3 ай бұрын
Additional point: Palutena is likely a corruption of "Pallas Athena" which is a title for Athena
@andresponte2009
@andresponte2009 3 ай бұрын
Hestia (godess of virginity in greek mythology):
@padriazozzriaorizifian8672
@padriazozzriaorizifian8672 3 ай бұрын
@@andresponte2009 yeah the 3 in question are Athena Hestia and Artemis
@ThisExists-nr3xz
@ThisExists-nr3xz 3 ай бұрын
@@padriazozzriaorizifian8672 The confirmed virgins of the Greek Pantheon.
@ShiningDarknes
@ShiningDarknes 3 ай бұрын
@@ThisExists-nr3xzallegedly
@extremmefan7305
@extremmefan7305 3 ай бұрын
That Mario skit with Rosalina brought me to tears. XD (Also you could've put Falcon in "probably" but the fact you went the extra mile and ended up with a whole other tier is also hilarious. And that summary of Greek mythology is absolutely perfect~)
@danielslack9114
@danielslack9114 2 ай бұрын
The only problem with that summary of Greek mythology is that Palutena is based on the VIRGIN goddess Athena, who, as the title implies, has not had sex.
@danielpatterson1576
@danielpatterson1576 3 ай бұрын
This is unbelievably unhinged. I’m here for it
@just_an_internet_explorer8038
@just_an_internet_explorer8038 3 ай бұрын
Indeed
@dmann5938
@dmann5938 2 ай бұрын
He deserves more subscribers because this is definitely funny
@rareghazt-fy6rp
@rareghazt-fy6rp 2 ай бұрын
27:29 in one of the Christmas movies, Mickey Mouse is seen with 3 kids
@wasteofspace69420
@wasteofspace69420 14 күн бұрын
Yes, mickeys Christmas carol
@Jacksontrooper777
@Jacksontrooper777 8 күн бұрын
​@@wasteofspace69420_Well... I haven't heard that name in years..._ 🥲
@theunknownwanderingwonder
@theunknownwanderingwonder 16 сағат бұрын
YEAHHH I WAS GOING TO SAY THAT HOLY SHIT
@ClassicCat80
@ClassicCat80 3 ай бұрын
The amount of ways you can spin adult fun times is entertaining
@Oldschoolgamer13
@Oldschoolgamer13 3 ай бұрын
Bayonetta did. In Bayonetta 3, Viola is Bayo's kid from a different timeline.
@Alpha-zb8sp
@Alpha-zb8sp 3 ай бұрын
Different timeline mean that it didn’t happen to our one.
@titansans2956
@titansans2956 3 ай бұрын
​@@Alpha-zb8spBayonetta 3 is really confusing. We may or may not play as the same Bayonetta from the first two games. Viola is also the daughter of a Bayonetta with the Bayonetta 1 appearance. So maybe that Bayonetta is the one in Smash?
@drbiohazmat
@drbiohazmat 3 ай бұрын
​@@titansans2956funny thing is, it's confirmed that OUR Bayonetta 1 in the series is NOT the one that was the mother of Viola. You can tell by the ribbons in her hair. B1 Bayo ends with only one ribbon, just like the one we see still alive in B3. We actually have pretty good evidence that both in smash are from 1 and 2 prior to their stories starting, or at least before concluding.
@titansans2956
@titansans2956 3 ай бұрын
@@drbiohazmat neat
@devilishjester7718
@devilishjester7718 3 ай бұрын
There's also some promotional art that came out later featuring her with a husband and child
@Choppydplug
@Choppydplug 2 ай бұрын
“They’ve all smash,there in the game and ‘wrestling each other” I had a friend who said this he was banned from uno
@ceoatcrystalsoft4942
@ceoatcrystalsoft4942 2 ай бұрын
15:30 lmao this dude has some fire jokes
@PMJ11_
@PMJ11_ 2 ай бұрын
Holy shit is that money?
@calmcraft5852
@calmcraft5852 3 ай бұрын
Bayonetta's beauty mark is a reference to the superstition that the beauty mark was a sign that a witch has slept with a demon for power.
@zacharyzwickl5860
@zacharyzwickl5860 2 ай бұрын
Also, not that long ago the devs of Bayonetta posted a in cannon art that's a picture of Bayonetta with guy she married and their daughter.
@TurkeySandwich69420
@TurkeySandwich69420 3 ай бұрын
The physical shower tier list, the synonyms for sexual terms, the comedic timing, getting progressively sweatier… This is amazing content. You’ve earned a subscriber.
@driver123
@driver123 2 ай бұрын
​@@DeterminismisFreedomwhat?
@driver123
@driver123 2 ай бұрын
@@DeterminismisFreedom I do, but why are you spamming in the replies 🤙🤙🤙 Determinism is freedom 🤙?
@lhumanoideerrantdesinterne8598
@lhumanoideerrantdesinterne8598 3 ай бұрын
Regarding Peach's "I'm... your mama?" comment, I would put it as a proof that she goes into the "Doesn't know about yahoodbling" tier instead.
@blademasterzero
@blademasterzero 3 ай бұрын
Some people theorize that Rosalina is a descendant of peach though(and by some people I just mean matpat)
@Goldenroses930
@Goldenroses930 3 ай бұрын
I mean that or she had so many of bowsers children she just can’t tell anymore
@mjdxp5688
@mjdxp5688 3 ай бұрын
​@@Goldenroses930I believe Miyamoto is canonically the mother of Bowser's children. Yes, this does mean Miyamoto goes in the "definitely smashed" tier.
@Goldenroses930
@Goldenroses930 3 ай бұрын
@@mjdxp5688 that was a joke in an interview it’s not canon developers just say stuff
@0ceanking
@0ceanking 3 ай бұрын
I bet you're right. She was probably thinking "Did I miss the stork? Deliveries do get lost from time to time at the castle. I don't recall asking for a child, though...I guess becoming a mom is something that just happens without notice?" I mean she was raised by toads so I doubt they knew anything about human reproduction to teach her. As far as she knows babies just fall from the sky and become your responsibility, just like she did.
@MrGurpro
@MrGurpro 2 ай бұрын
Bro, I absolutely love your humor. I don’t know why you don’t have more subscribers.
@JKTuber10
@JKTuber10 3 ай бұрын
I don’t know what I’m more concerned by: The corrupted search history this man now has OR How many different ways he was able to say a male character’s pole or love making without using the actual word.
@doremisomi
@doremisomi 3 ай бұрын
The Meta Knight section had me in tears I hope Kirby fandom never changes
@mjdxp5688
@mjdxp5688 3 ай бұрын
Since baby zombies are a thing in Minecraft, it is plausible that zombies could maybe reproduce, however it's also just as likely that these are just children who were turned into zombies? It's sort of implied that zombies are the zombified versions of Steve's species, while zombie villagers are zombified versions of villagers. We never see a regular zombie be converted, but we do see villagers turn into zombies. They can also be cured, which turns them back into regular zombies. Villagers can canonically "flick their levers" and have babies, and if a baby villager is converted it turns into a baby zombie villager, so I think it's unlikely that the zombies are actually boinking each other. However, assuming that Steve's species can reproduce, it's possible that in the lore, a zombie could have been a person at one point who could have "filled the End portal" with another person, then been turned into a zombie, assuming zombie conversion rules apply.
@rodrigosoto4827
@rodrigosoto4827 2 ай бұрын
The fact that Peach didn't know whether Bowser Jr. was her son or not is a clear indicator she has no idea how babies are made.
@diitrii
@diitrii 2 ай бұрын
I’m glad Xenoblade lore cleared this up really easily in the past few years, you do not wanna go down that rabbit hole
@lonelystarslibrary9326
@lonelystarslibrary9326 2 ай бұрын
Fuck the whole lore honestly lol
@Mudkip971
@Mudkip971 3 ай бұрын
1-Young Link is confirmed to be the Hero's Shade in Twilight Princess and is said to be that link's ancestor. 2-Greninja can turn into Ash-Greninja, and in the game Battle Bond Greninja cannot breed
@CommanderWiggins
@CommanderWiggins 3 ай бұрын
I cannot begin to explain how unhinged this video is. Even for the subject matter. The editing, the script, the gags, everything is so wonderfully unhinged.
@Lombax2
@Lombax2 2 ай бұрын
This was brilliant, great stuff! A true pleasant surprise!
@Eevee860
@Eevee860 3 ай бұрын
The ice climbers are stated to be "extremely close friends with a bond stronger than blood", they 100% smash
@personrhs
@personrhs 3 ай бұрын
😟
@GreatDuckKing
@GreatDuckKing 3 ай бұрын
Aren't they kids or something?
@Katzelle3
@Katzelle3 3 ай бұрын
@@GreatDuckKing Kids who collect eggplants on the arctic? Dunno about that
@justanotherguywithamoustac8893
@justanotherguywithamoustac8893 3 ай бұрын
Ah, friends with benefits who are too shy to confess that they love eachother
@badideagenerator2315
@badideagenerator2315 3 ай бұрын
Just like sappho and her friend
@Mr_bukowski4435
@Mr_bukowski4435 3 ай бұрын
OBJECTION! Terry Bogard has been implied to have smashed multiple KOF characters
@masedaace5473
@masedaace5473 3 ай бұрын
Multiple? I knew he probably did it with Blue Mary, but that's the only one I'm aware of. Who else was there?
@masterspoiler2367
@masterspoiler2367 3 ай бұрын
If it's any solace: when it comes to Mickey Mouse, Walt Disney himself said that Mickey and Minnie were canonically married offscreen, and they just continued to portray a young unmarried couple onscreen for the sake of their media image. So yeah, they've been married since the late 1920s, and if they've managed to maintain a healthy relationship for THAT long, then chances are they've... well, you know. Still not as clear cut as Popeye though lol.
@CHERRYBOMB_XD
@CHERRYBOMB_XD 2 ай бұрын
15:08 ACTUALLY🤓☝️ capn cuttlefish is known as Callie and Marie’s grandfather, showing that they have parents. or capn cuttlefish is just some old hobo that told two girls they were related
@LuckyGakunzi
@LuckyGakunzi 2 ай бұрын
He made a video just for you idiot
@LuckyGakunzi
@LuckyGakunzi 2 ай бұрын
He made a video just for you idiot
@Lilbuddy_splatoon3
@Lilbuddy_splatoon3 2 ай бұрын
hmm but they are cousins not sisters
@illdie314
@illdie314 Ай бұрын
​​@@Lilbuddy_splatoon3cousins share a set of grandparents lol
@zaythemonke1
@zaythemonke1 17 күн бұрын
Lilbuddy, they are the SQUID SISTERS
@masedaace5473
@masedaace5473 3 ай бұрын
I refuse to believe that a man nicknamed "SOLID SNAKE" never got busy.
@yurifairy2969
@yurifairy2969 2 ай бұрын
He probably has but he is infertile
@logangagnepain7154
@logangagnepain7154 3 ай бұрын
Biologist here, there is actually a bizarre phenomena that occurs when you date someone when you two begin to look more alike. This is mostly a mental thing as when you hang out with someone enough, and as you adopt similar mannerisms and as you influence each other, you two can become more alike which can include how you dress, how you take care of yourself, etc. Also, as you get older with a person, your body can also change in ways that make it seem you two become more alike (like wrinkles from getting similar amounts of sun exposure, which is likely if you two spend a LOT of time together). So yeah, its a behavioral thing, not exactly genetic. There is ALSO a freudian thing about it involving "liking what you have been influenced by". So if you grow up with a family full of... say... loud relatives, you might be attracted to someone with a loud voice. This can also include looks, obviously. But yeah, great video. ABSOLUTELY UNHINGED and a bit... weird, at moments, but I thought it was pretty damn funny through and through.
@Herorajna
@Herorajna 3 ай бұрын
Dayoom didn't know that!
@shadowlord0162
@shadowlord0162 3 ай бұрын
Thats really interesting. Thx for sharing
@melgibsonero
@melgibsonero 3 ай бұрын
Most people like their mirror image and thus like people who look like them
@derpycats8072
@derpycats8072 Ай бұрын
So why am I attracted to men
@logangagnepain7154
@logangagnepain7154 Ай бұрын
@@derpycats8072 I dont know. Maybe its because you like their swollen muscles, big bellies, or hairy beards?
@Gemini-Lion
@Gemini-Lion 2 ай бұрын
Luckily for Peach, in the Mario universe, babies are not born! They are instead-canonically- delivered to the parents by stork
@AdamB738
@AdamB738 2 ай бұрын
2:15 “that’s the best part” wtf joker💀
@aldonetpro
@aldonetpro 17 күн бұрын
*"you're way past uncool joker"*
@jamieohjamie
@jamieohjamie 3 ай бұрын
I was hoping you'd bring up the Xenoblade characters, mostly because that image of Rex and how he not only boinked, but boinked AN ENTIRE HAREM is wild.
@OxygenC2
@OxygenC2 2 ай бұрын
Bro is probably someone who doesn't like them like most Smashers 😂
@pedrobeckup456
@pedrobeckup456 2 ай бұрын
Rex is a gigashad Learn, Shulk
@jamieohjamie
@jamieohjamie 2 ай бұрын
@@pedrobeckup456 Shulk beat God to save his girl. He's monogamy gigachad.
@pedrobeckup456
@pedrobeckup456 2 ай бұрын
@@jamieohjamie she was actually already saved when he did this, he killed him to save every piece of life in his world. But still, he smashed only Fiora 😅
@jamieohjamie
@jamieohjamie 2 ай бұрын
@@pedrobeckup456 Well she was just a head on a robot body. She had to get reverted.
@lavenderandchrysanthemums9441
@lavenderandchrysanthemums9441 3 ай бұрын
16:17 Okay so that is true, but it's pretty obvious that Palutena is based off of Athena (The name, the shield, the rivalry with Medusa) and she was one of the very few Greek deities that explicitly avoids doing the do. So, I don't Palutena is in the right tier.
@somebodyWhoExistsIGuess
@somebodyWhoExistsIGuess 3 ай бұрын
Counterpoint: Palutena is basically the only character sexualized by smash bros itself (I don't mean proportions, I mean framing)
@nyshyn307
@nyshyn307 2 ай бұрын
There's an ending to Kid Icarus OG where Pit and Palutena can get married, it's essentially the 100% for the game. It isn't canon to the running lore of Kid Icarus given how the next two titles play out, but romance seems to be on the line for her
@jameshetfieldtm8887
@jameshetfieldtm8887 15 күн бұрын
man goes half an hour trying not to say the word fuck. round of applause.
@MaximeLafreniere433
@MaximeLafreniere433 3 ай бұрын
All the different ways of saying "the deed" and the body parts is absolute gold. Makes me think of the Luigi's Warp Pipe length video now that I think about it.
@lukaskindt
@lukaskindt 3 ай бұрын
Just putting it out there that there was a line in Bayonetta that went something like this: Bayonetta: Does it look like I have any interest in children? Now making them... that's another story. Luka: Wow wow, now you're getting the wrong idea. I mean, maybe it's the right idea, but not right here, right now... right?
@mikelarson2871
@mikelarson2871 Ай бұрын
i havent laughed this hard at a gaming video in literal years. comedy gold, subscribed.
@AnimeLoveLover123
@AnimeLoveLover123 3 ай бұрын
This was legit my first thought when I saw these "which smash characters have ____" so I am glad someone did it, and by god, you made it funnier than I imagined.
@TheRandom000
@TheRandom000 3 ай бұрын
12:26 Little Mac also denies/ is oblivious to people's advances in Super Macho Man's Title Defence intro cutscene.
@Rhubarb120
@Rhubarb120 3 ай бұрын
Bayonetta 3 confirms that Bayonetta has indeed boinked to make her daughter Viola, but it could be a different version of her than the one in smash because of timelines and alternative universes. Bayonetta 3's story was a mess.
@danielramsey6141
@danielramsey6141 3 ай бұрын
As I stated before. Regardless of Continuity issues. If Viola is considered canon, than Bayo (Regardless of whichever Dimension) will canonically Bed bounce her way to being a Full-on Milf! Doesn’t matter if she becomes a Lesbo in one dimension. She can still have kids regardless!
@absaelmaldonado297
@absaelmaldonado297 Күн бұрын
Before clicking on it I was thinking every single Fire Emblem character.
@pafnutiytheartist
@pafnutiytheartist 3 ай бұрын
The game and watch guy is an EXTREME stretch
@Romashka_Sov
@Romashka_Sov 2 ай бұрын
It was all for that history lesson about Mickey and Disney
@SkulkOfRoses
@SkulkOfRoses 3 ай бұрын
Regarding Sonic, even if he and Elise did, the entire game's story gets reset at the end anyway so its messy as to whether that'd count or not
@christiannorton9400
@christiannorton9400 3 ай бұрын
Except the 06 setting gets brought back in Generations which is canon because it was referenced in Forces. And before anyone hits me with "oh blah timeline nonsense--" Generations mentions the goddamn Secret Rings game which is a spinoff no one liked, so ain't no way it didnt all happen
@SkulkOfRoses
@SkulkOfRoses 3 ай бұрын
@@christiannorton9400 its not really timeline nonsense in that its just pulling from Sonic's memories, it seems he and likely Elise, consciously or subconsciously, remember the events of 06 but the events of it are otherwise reset. Also nah both storybook games had great stories just the gameplay was hindered by being wii exclusives and therefore gotta get those motion controls
@masedaace5473
@masedaace5473 3 ай бұрын
Stardust Speedway Bad Future still exists, even though canonically Sonic got the Good Ending of CD, so maybe Crisis City and the rest of 06 function like that.
@calicomarker
@calicomarker 3 ай бұрын
Also Frontiers goes out of it’s way to make the comics canon so if 06 isn’t canon but Sonic has kanoodled somewhere in the IDW comics(which I don’t think he has anyway) it would be canon. Alternative timeline where he has kids with Sally is still out of the question though as those are Archie comics and not IDW comics
@elise7650
@elise7650 3 ай бұрын
as someone whose name is Elise and doesn't know sonic lore I almost had a heart attack
@cuxo08
@cuxo08 2 ай бұрын
This is one of the main reasons i learned english, not only i can watch and understand videos with this level of information and contribution to global culture, but i can also listen to it loud on my living room next to my mother and not be judged about it, thanks for doing this interesting research.
@TheCreativen.1
@TheCreativen.1 20 күн бұрын
"Sonic, How's Elise?" Sonic: who's that now? At a canonic asking event
@astercorsiglia9391
@astercorsiglia9391 3 ай бұрын
Ok for that scene in Mother 3 its acrually inplied lucas is being pushed underwater. Nearly drowning from being forcefully submerged is the catalyst for awaking his first PSI/PK ability
@mjdxp5688
@mjdxp5688 3 ай бұрын
At least, I really hope this is what happens. Lucas absolutely shouldn't know what sex is.
@TheStarsTwilight
@TheStarsTwilight 3 ай бұрын
@@mjdxp5688 I hope that's not what's happening for the sake of "that boy has enough trauma, good gods"
@oledakaajel
@oledakaajel 3 ай бұрын
@@mjdxp5688 Lucas is like, 13 right? I feel like that's old enough where you should know about sex.
@adriahrin3284
@adriahrin3284 3 ай бұрын
@@oledakaajel his parents are mostly absent and if they used part of his time to spend time with lucas (due to plot reasons they're quite busy), i doubt that the time would've been on a sex talk
@schwarz8614
@schwarz8614 3 ай бұрын
@@adriahrin3284 most people did not have "the talk". They learn about it in school or the internet.
@AlphTime
@AlphTime 3 ай бұрын
This is the best KZbin video I’ve seen in a long time, and I am chronically watching this app. Thank you for your time, good sir.
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