An Angel, a Dragon and an Elf walk into a bar...

[@hxrry6359]

The barman was a kanata fan and thought to himself, “this voice sounds familiar”

[@Good_Hot_Chocolate]

Or a really inventive and committed barman, or both

[@pantherowow77]

Its more likely she reminded him of his daughter or granddaughter. He was an old barman after all.

[@toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917]

@@pantherowow77 maybe She remind his wife during his youth

[@Vesiputous]

This whole story truly had it all. The bartender is some character himself, then there was Perfectly Pure Tenshi both showing up her personality and unknowingly shutting down a flirting attempt. As she does.

[@129das]

Not sure if it was flirting, But more wanting to see a smile on Kanata face I guess it kinda flirting. Ether way he dug a hole giving Kanata a drink now the other want one too.

[@YuiFunami]

@@129das I think they were referring to Akirose attempting to flirt with kanata

[@129das]

@@YuiFunami Your right Aki was flirting with Kanata

[@DarkestVampire92]

Male Jill Stingray sounds like quite the character indeed.

[@Tahanok2]

The impression I got was that the bartender thought Kanata was underage and so he treated her special since her 'older' friends were drinking. When I was younger and was out with my older cousins on family vacations, servers at restaurants, diners, and other food places often gave me something extra on the house just because I was the kid in the company of adults.

[@Eresh69]

Kanatas voice range never ceases to amaze me

[@ssrbkotowari1650]

Who are the other 11?

[@gnsf]

She will work really well as audiobook narrator/reader

[@TheCarbonCreed]

Serious ear whiplash at 0:21

[@LANSl0t]

@@ssrbkotowari1650 No idea, but I think they got one of the holostars to voice the bartender, and she really should have put aki and coco's avatars on screen since they were in the call

[@tridon7327]

I’m sorry for correcting you but I think you mean to say “never ceases to amaze me”

[@alphakretin2387]

Aki: [sticks straws up nose and inhales] Drink: [goes up nose] Aki: [surprised Pikachu face]

[@Syncopia]

The risks were calculated....but man am I bad at math.

[@FriskyD.]

To be fair, they were drinking

[@blazznfire8685]

Aki is a party animal confirmed bboiiissss

[@Indra_P]

always has been

[@Xaito]

With the suction power of a vacuum cleaner no less...

[@hanisu93]

@@Xaito Thank you for the image. 😌

[@legefy]

Aki is hilariously obtuse but I think most fans haven't seen enough of her to catch on to just how weird she can be.

[@hanisu93]

@@legefy Fans would definitely know, but outside of Aki circle? They might have to adjust a bit LOL.

[@yusufufataria3289]

Meanwhile there's YAGOO watching them from the other side of the table YAGOO: "Hahaha my idols. . ." *sipping the strawberry milk*

[@Tsyossy0307]

Damn this made my day

[@coldsoda8025]

Strawberry milk xD

[@dvidsantos9663]

Somehow i will actualy ask for a glass of milk in a bar

[@Differently_Sane]

With their noses...

[@puka6723]

All i can think about is his smile while saying this and sipping his strawberry milk. I laughed way to hard at this.

[@noraiou]

"An Angel, A Dragon and an Elf walk into a Bar..." I feel something fun will happened in that bar

[@nightshade4873]

I can just imagine Coco and Aki discussing some serious things while Kanata is vibing with the bartender.

[@paxonite-7bd5]

@@Zettymaster always has been

[@domokonichiwaver.5991]

I ve watch kind of title with that plot...ishuzoku reviewers❤️

[@dinozero2]

The bartender saw a true angel and got a inspiration to create a new cocktail.

[@JohnSmith-fq3rg]

He saw Coco and said "move thot, your disgusting cow tits are blocking my line of sight to Kanata."

[@vincenttheweeb4020]

Maybe that bartender is not on good terms with the Yakuza's.

[@extremely_human8598]

Akirose seems to be as adorkable off-stream as she is on-stream.

[@LiLynn04]

Kanata: "Normally it would never happened, right? Trying drinking from nose." DioRose: "I Reject My Humanity, JoJo!!"

[@JustADioWhosAHeroForFun]

"Give me a drink, bartender"

[@nightshade4873]

I'm just gonna imagine Dio's body with Saitama's bored face.

[@richter1934]

Bartender slides a pint. **whoosh**

[@paxonite-7bd5]

@@richter1934 the drink slides of the counter and crashes on the floor. Me: :D *lost in daydreaming*

[@harisankarkk2200]

My names not shawn kid

[@botgames2802]

I want a screwdriver. - someone from a diving manga

[@-Raylight]

AkiRose is truly an interesting individual, even when she's not streaming she did interesting things I guess she really wanted to make Kanata laughed xD Poor Coco, she must have been so confused why those straws were in AkiRose's nose

[@chillchan3631]

@Goddess Redina Aki is an absolute gem. Nobody gives off more of an ara ara vibe than she does without even trying, and that's considering Choco and Mel.

[@chillchan3631]

@Goddess Redina Ooof, I dunno, I'd like to see them combined before I give a judgement call on that ;]

[@kiggerst]

Damn right! People ofthen judge her character since she gave the seductive cool onee-san vibe when in reality she is a huge dork and sooo frickin random >.

[@ronaldt2339]

@Goddess Redina you have to pay full attention to her streams in order to catch her random weird shticks. And that's quite a hassle, we're lucky there's a lot of clippers that managed to highlight the moment.

[@erjohn5404]

@@chillchan3631 You want them to get banned by teenage youtube kunl

[@masterstylez6960]

An angel, a dragon and an elf walk into a bar. Sounds like an interspecies reviewers episode

[@mroczny38]

Stop right there!

[@paxonite-7bd5]

Please go on..

[@YarugumaSou]

Hold up

[@lucckyZ]

3 types o people ↑↑↑

[@kiggerst]

@@lucckyZ lmao gold!

[@kokorochacarero8003]

8:16 _hololive is an idol group akin to the likes of AKB48..._ This kind of anecdote perfectly encapsulates what makes hololive special Akirose doing that was peak hololive energy

[@davidsphere43]

Akirose really is something else. Her energy is simply unmatched. It still amazes me how few subscribers she has despite how much of a gem she is

[@vaishnav_mallya]

@@davidsphere43 People who come anyway stay for long. After I started watching her, I noticed that her viewer count was consistent. Another great plus is the community. God, so wholesome.

[@KevinDIntrovert]

Barman sees pettan angel: **blushes** Barman sees her boing-boing & baing-baing friends: **yawns**

[@rodrey330g9]

You know it’s a special occasion when the Bartender makes a custom drink.

[@chrisc.5911]

"Passed down for a hundred years." I think he might have been lying, seeing as the drink is less than 80 years old.

[@simonschnedl]

Maybe the technic was there, but the drink wasn't

[@CommanderDEV]

@@simonschnedl air cocktail intensifies 🤣

[@lucckyZ]

0:11 "made with a technique..." right before what you referenced.

[@medic-chan]

That's how you know it's the *true* Moscow Mule.

[@ant1h4t3rz]

that's the bartending stuff. you have to entice people to try the drinks at the bar. fascinating thing is, that you can tell anything, really, to a guest at the bar and they would believe you (mostly because you are a bartender, hopefully, with more experience in drinks than they are). as for the "hundred year old recipe" is just another enticer for a guest. moscow mule was made in 40s, i believe, when vodka made its way into the US. you cant really blame him for making that up - they really did try the drink and they've liked it

[@emperor5228]

Sometimes I wonder if these girls are actually living in a reality or if they're actually just anime characters that can isekai into the real world. Like wtf, these type of stories is something out of a comedy-anime where the mc's goes to a bar and so on... This does kinda gives me a Grand Blue vibe.

[@solounwapodemuchos]

The holohouse is a portal into this dimension surely

[@machinronii]

I think is more like Kanta said so, normies can't be vtubers because normies doesn't have this type of stories to share

[@TheRibbonRed]

Well, Grand Blue is about college party shenanigans, so it makes sense.

[@FloatingGhost]

I'm lying here at 0630 and suddenly a terrible thought occurred to me @2:00 - I got this backwards. should be "he gave me sorta a bad impression" I parsed おじさんへの好感度 as "favourability with the barman" rather than "favourability *of* the barman" this then affects 3:09 respectively Also, addressing the ginger ale/beer thing if the card didn't pop up for you - coffee-and-dreams.uk/translation/hololive/2020/07/29/subtitle-corrections.html#regarding-ginger-drinks

[@Rez441]

Oh, that makes sense!

[@FloatingGhost]

yeah, joys of the へ particle when it comes to relationships full explanation of how I made the mistake here -> coffee-and-dreams.uk/translation/hololive/2020/07/29/subtitle-corrections.html#an-angel-a-dragon-and-an-elf-walk-into-a-bar

[@ppang9]

That description of AkiNose lmao

[@ricadan]

The straw thing is something a high schooler would do lmao Kanatan is a good story teller though lol

[@milkcreamsweetsweetpig1352]

Alternate title: A gorilla, a drug dealer, and a NOT seiso walk into a bar...

[@averagesubatomo346]

What we didn't know was that the bartender was actually a Stand User and when he looked at Kanata he thought she would one tough kind of girl cause of the GORILLA STANDO and couldn't believe his ears when it turned out Kanata is one sweet angel

[@HiTecAztec]

We all know the real reason Coco didn't use the straw is because Aki doesn't have a nose... So where has that straw been?

[@Ricardowieringa]

Maybe its a voldemort kida thing but a lot smaller

[@toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917]

Her other hole?

[@thetruestarking20000]

I love how perfectly on-brand this is for Aki. The dork would totally do shit like this!

[@MrBuash]

Holohouse is truly a real life anime.

[@Mamiya645]

Aki's truly living up to her character roots not being from this planet or even dimension. Admirable.

[@ollievirus6695]

Imagine being the barman and watching that stream and being like: Hold Up!

[@MillenniumDays]

That bartender has good taste...

[@129das]

Agreed

[@johnsorrows8998]

Its cause creating a unique cocktail is like kinda science while also being an art you want it to be visually appealing but you also need somewhat precise measurements you need to flavor profiles of different mixers and how they enhance or compliment the flavor you want to achieve but you cant go overboard and mix to many things in and just have a bland "everything" flavored drink or overpower a certain flavor

[@romponun]

I pictured Coco's henchmen standing up menacingly when the barman denied her a custom drink and her making them settle down with a movement of her tail.

[@justanotherkusa1582]

Kanata audio book as merch would sell like a hot cake

[@EngeloV]

The bartender sounded like an anime protagonist's mentor

[@CircaSriYak]

I am once again reminded that Kanata can impersonate anyone and anything.

[@oratorioeight6098]

Kanata was really raising those flags with the bartender

[@chucheeness7817]

first the Coco impression, now the oji san voice. I remember hearing Towa, but I can't remember one more I think I heard one more doing an old man voice

[@sandwichmeinakisgiantmilke5623]

Angel, dragon, elf. Welcome to your typical generic isekai harem!

[@Cheesefartify]

I like how she is constantly switching between her voice n the ojisan voice XD And coco's voice always got me LOL

[@chitandaeru7239]

Can we get an official art of that Bartender? Give him a clean beared.

[@toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917]

Maybe Aged up version of Roberu

[@artimeia3958]

When Coco want her own alcohol also like Kanata Bartender be like: Mendokse

[@meepotato8522]

Damn, that's some good bartender for sure.

[@az7433046]

This is a really good story. Thanks for the TL

[@razahussain4860]

Aki nosenthal

[@JohnSmith-fq3rg]

Underrated comment.

[@Anon1496]

can we just take a moment and appreciate how accurate kanata's voice impersonation of coco is now? it's uncanny 3:29

[@フェフ]

Never did the bartender knows that the Tenshi herself just visited him with other mythical creatures

[@pensmith]

I'd like a keg of Kanata please. For the home bar. Just mix it up to scale.

[@kurochan917]

What a great story. Thanks for the translations!

[@magicstix0r]

Now I'm wondering if she gave the bartender her real name or her PP Tenshi name... Be kind of funny if he asked the dragon and she's like "I'm Coco Kiryuu!" or the elf and she's like "I'm Akirose" and he just gives them a weird look...

[@azurw1936]

All we need now is for someone to animate this whole scene out

[@crisdanpadilla9861]

Thank you. I rarely find these types of clips

[@Good_Hot_Chocolate]

Aki... she was so swift to put it in her nose.... I'm laughing to hard from this whole interaction

[@murasAme19]

prohibitionist potation tenshi

[@bar5228]

I would like that straw used by akirose

[@Demonboy007]

Gross. But also, I don't blame you at all.

[@smmsms7531]

ew, get in line dude

[@Ralph-rr9kv]

Ew thats disgusting, Where?

[@yvastel8153]

Snorting cocaine. Sure. Snorting alcoholic cocktails. This is a path to the future, my friends!

[@nightshade4873]

The title only brings me back to that one joke called 3 women walked into a bar One fits a sausage The other fits a cucumber The last one just slides down the bar stool.

[@CircaSriYak]

there will be consequences for what you've done to my imagination

[@JohnSmith-fq3rg]

Trying to guess who's who when you are cursed with hidden knowledge is omega cursed. (especially aki related hidden knowledge)

[@KowLoon-ul5iy]

Aki being best party animal and best girl at the same time is incredible

[@jlocuarteros8823]

It might be better to remind Aki that what she drank isn't asacoco...

[@Fireball-hn9dd]

7:10 Fun fact! It's technically easier to suck with your nose since you're using your lungs instead of increasing the space inside your mouth.

[@GunRunner106]

kanata mistaking someone flirting her for them thinking she is garbo.

[@hellbent2835]

3 of them in bar Coco, Aki, and Kanata a true Yakuza side mission moment 👌

[@tuttuti123]

Johnny: *dies to get his name on the menu* Jackie: *dies to get his name on the menu* Kanata: *does nothing and gets her name on the menu* She's really that powerful huh

[@telroak7754]

i have been watching a lot of streams of yakuza lately and i can easily see this as a side story in one of the games, kanata as the protagonist unlocked the side mission with the bartender. also at 7:38 kanata claps her hands while laughing and i can't help but feel that the claps sound like the hit-markers of call of duty, as expected of the legendary 50k grip.

[@time_to_teaparty]

I would love to visit that bar, that barman sounds amazing!

[@MoMo-kd7wb]

I picture the bartender as Aruran, old yet young looking. Cool and passionate about his mixing repertoire. And was like "Goddamn I got to please every that steps in my bar, even angels and gods"

[@dangerchrist123]

Barman "mixed up" the colors for the drinks because even he knows they're together.

[@jackhoward8]

This reminds me when Akirose was mentioned by Matsuri making a lewd remarks after pointing to a person wearing Tenjin Kotone's shirt. It seems outside streaming she often does many crazy shits.

[@Pronessboss]

Yeah sounds about right for her

[@NakanoHitori]

Aki drinking spirits and booze? What a brave soul.

[@cinnamoonfang6104]

A straw that had been in Aki's nose? I'll take one please

[@russellyap552]

thanks for the video !

[@nickotama697]

Such a hardboiled bartender-san

[@zaaphyyre]

i have been missing out on japanese vtubers. they're really amazing

[@ect301fps]

Japanese bartenders are always so cool.

[@autocon2002]

Kanata sounded surprised at that half-elf’s behavior, but Akirose isn’t about to NOT drink a cocktail through her nose, given the opportunity. You can sorta tell based on her general disposition that she will try anything once, and do things “for the lulz” if the spirit moves her.

[@boi-august5959]

Snorting liquor Akirose is definetly a party animal

[@kariya56809]

I'd have used the straw that was in AkiNose..

[@dianz21]

Why does this sounds like it could pass off as an episode from gintama lol!!

[@mayathemayar4469]

At the start I thought the barman was gonna be that one guy that's like "Try the Mule! Try it! You'll like it! C'moonnn, try it! I swear you'll like it!"

[@chunie_]

Roberu has a crush on Kanata confirmed

[@H4zZ4rDGaming1]

Your translations are amazing

[@KingJH0510]

Ah yes the essence of hololive Snorting cocktails

[@FreePalestine11]

Bartender: I only make custom cocktails for special customers only. SAVAGE

[@SkepticalCaveman]

Wait a minute, Aki doesn't have a nose... *X-files theme plays*

[@XProSuper]

Sasuga Akirose !!

[@nowdoitsomemore]

Kanata is such an amazing storyteller

[@zakyandell6544]

Truly a creative bartender!

[@caligula8156]

i wonder if the bartender sees kanata as a fresh change of scenery amongst all the people who just came in to get drunk

[@Wazzen563]

Her impression of Coco is *way* too good.

[@stam_ehad]

Aki tsuyoi, She's like my vtuber spirit animal.

[@azeor9685]

Akinose, what did she expect to happen when you try to drink with your nose... is that how she lost her nose?

[@r3b0x91]

It’s like one of those anime’s with a loner surrounded by popular girls and the popular boy does something for the loner and all the popular girls want the same thing

[@me-A2B]

Ah the legendary barman and Aki's nosedrink.

[@Krawurxus]

What a night... *three social outcasts masquerading as normal folks head into a bar* Barkeep: You want real ginger ale or that fake sweet shit? Kanata: Fake sweet shit please! Barkeep: Here's an unsolicited personalized cocktail for you, sweetheart. Coco: Me too me too! Barkeep: Excuse me, I'm trying to hit on this fine young lady here! Ugh fine, here you go, weird girl. Aki: OMG this cocktail is so good I wanna snort it! *snorts cocktail* Coco: Let's celebrate this pandemic by sharing a drink!

[@sleepsleep5588]

ahhh... the classic sober friend tattling about her/his drunk friends making fun of them...

[@Nemmy02]

I wish we had video of this, or hololive can make a skit of this story. I would love to see Aki try and drink through her nose LMAO

[@XyleneCh]

Rip guy... he did his job well

[@KaroidosoupChibiArts]

The voice transition though

[@Adenybaloi]

this title is golden

[@jubbalubby]

As a seasoned after-party driver, I can confidently say that Ginger Ale is the shit. Takes the edge right off plus you can drive afterward so that you don't have to be at the mercy of a cab driver for the next half an hour

[@YuiFunami]

could it be that he was... one of us?

[@lqfr8813]

some bartenders love observing ppl and make a drink suited for the person condition