“Korone please I’ll be killed if I return to my home country.” “Red stamp bai bai!”
@laserguidedburrito87503 жыл бұрын
“NEXT!”
@athatcher93673 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a you problem, mate
@dogthatlooksattaxevaders63253 жыл бұрын
"then tell Satan i sent you"
@ルリ-ruri3 жыл бұрын
korone : i miss the part where thats my problem
@Darth_Conans3 жыл бұрын
"Oh, you're die. Thank you forever."
@mr.danish45763 жыл бұрын
Korone: "Hmmm, he's real sketchy. Double stamps for being doubly suspicious" That guy: _"B R U H"_
@glorbnorgaborg37yearsago103 жыл бұрын
Double the stamps double the comments
@ClokworkGremlin3 жыл бұрын
"His face is suspicious too."
@zeroomega37813 жыл бұрын
@@ClokworkGremlin "Make it triple stamps"
@joshriley29363 жыл бұрын
@@glorbnorgaborg37yearsago10 "Good. Twice the stamps, double the rejection."
@ธนาเดชศุภนัทนพร3 жыл бұрын
@@joshriley2936 That sounds like an love comfession rejection
@PleaseBeNice173 жыл бұрын
*family dies* "ah, they died. They all died. It's just me and the wife now" "yosh!"
@MaraudingManiac3 жыл бұрын
All she needs is Okayu, after all.
@PK_Scratch3 жыл бұрын
Just Okayu
@muhammaddaffaariqfadilah65363 жыл бұрын
Rip risu
@bruhmoment22623 жыл бұрын
yo its spazza
@AndreB233 жыл бұрын
Risu: I am die. Thank you forever.
@ClokworkGremlin3 жыл бұрын
God has mercy. Doog has none.
@thedocboi28383 жыл бұрын
no no, korone *is* God
@speedhunter45323 жыл бұрын
Have mercy... No mercy :(
@EddieB-ready3 жыл бұрын
To have mercy is up to god, but to keep the heretics off Arstrotska is up to her
@jamesphillips5313 жыл бұрын
This legit sounds like a Hellsing Ultimate Abridged quote
@lukefurno11513 жыл бұрын
You fool! Dog is just God spelled Backwards!?!?!
@Jairoppi3 жыл бұрын
"i killed a lot of people tho.." she said it so casually as if the only thing she felt when she pulled the trigger was the recoil
@jaroffarts76523 жыл бұрын
do you expect less from this sadistic doggo?
@painpeko44153 жыл бұрын
well what u expect from a doggo that doing assassin like picking up candy on street so casually
@mariusdesu16333 жыл бұрын
at least he died from the first shot, sometimes they don't
@BEASTMAN9923 жыл бұрын
@@painpeko4415 I remember that😂😂
@thefinalday58583 жыл бұрын
You mean that's not normal ?
@tokki29013 жыл бұрын
I know that every Hololive Papers, Please run have been very chaotic, but Korone laughing while killing innocent people, killing her family, plus roasting randoms and their passports really puts the cherry on top lol.
@OsakaLover3 жыл бұрын
That's our wonderful doggo! XD
@honorboundfate95213 жыл бұрын
1k
@WingZX11033 жыл бұрын
Last I checked, she's Craaaaaaaaaaazy...and cute
@TheClargest3 жыл бұрын
My government oppressor can’t possibly be this cute!
@timothymclean3 жыл бұрын
I wonder if totalitarian regimes would be more stable if they had anime girls instead of jackbooted thugs.
@PAPride953 жыл бұрын
@@timothymclean Why not both - jackbooted anime girl thugs? Imagine Korone in a blackshirt. Actually, don't - that's not very funny.
@timothymclean3 жыл бұрын
@@PAPride95 I'm sure someone's into being ground underfoot by jackbooted anime girls, but I don't think you'll find enough such people to keep a regime afloat.
@dynamicworlds13 жыл бұрын
Out of context clip explaining some of the inherent eroticism of the waifu culture that is monarchism kzbin.info/www/bejne/oma2YpmcqbaYaJo (Timothy will probably recognize where it comes from)
@alexanderholzer73923 жыл бұрын
@@dynamicworlds1 Just sounds like typical perverted overinterpretation. You'd get along well with Freud.
@mirzaajah60343 жыл бұрын
Random guy : "There must be a mistake" Korone : "May god have mercy on you, for i certainly won't"
@jumannicardi47753 жыл бұрын
FOR THE DOOG EMPEROR OF MANDKIND!!!
@jonathanlagace79743 жыл бұрын
I’m rather impressed by how fast she unlocks the gun case, aims, and fires.
@ダグ-r6l3 жыл бұрын
Of course you're gonna be fast when you're doing it everyday
@nilsjonsson11333 жыл бұрын
Ngl the way she reacted to the motorcycle attacker with machine-like precision was almost haunting.
@connorbroman74663 жыл бұрын
That caught me off guard, had me laughing good
@celty2283 жыл бұрын
Let’s just say after years of practice in different industries of killing, Korone has become a cold blooded killer
@losttownstreet34093 жыл бұрын
@@celty228 To sad it's the same in (near) reality too. You don't really see what someone is doing in 200m or 400m or 2000m distance. You judge (enemy or not) take aim, breath in, breath halfeway out, aim again, calculate the distance, aim at the pivot point and slowly pull the trigger and let the recoill shoot in your should, your body and from there towards your boots and breath out. You don't see anything happening in 200m or 400m distance. If you like to watch an example (about 1000m distance; R18+; not for anybody who is easily disturbed): kzbin.info/www/bejne/sIq3qaiNZ9ugsM0
@axios47023 жыл бұрын
"Oh, they all died its just me and my wife" The calm in her voice is disturbing 🤣
@BobTheArchmage3 жыл бұрын
All she needs is Okayu.
@Actiondanny3 жыл бұрын
I know it was just a labor lottery, but man did Arstotzka fuck up putting Korone in the booth when she's more aware AND a better shot than the guards.
@PupperinACupper3 жыл бұрын
It makes sense. She has the senses of a dog
@timothymclean3 жыл бұрын
@@PupperinACupper Not the trigger finger, though.
@NeSeeger3 жыл бұрын
The guards can barely shoot you want to trust them to be able to read passports?
@rize37533 жыл бұрын
Sergei: "This must be a mistake!" Korone: "Of your existence or this expiration date?"
@anvietanh67233 жыл бұрын
I felt that in my bones
@ragey28043 жыл бұрын
OOF
@Balthasar_003 жыл бұрын
Correct me if I'm wrong, but the way you worded this makes me believe that it's a Devil May Cry 5 reference.
@rize37533 жыл бұрын
@@Balthasar_00 If you noticed then you'll have to leave a like, but you already knew that
@nijuareverso52123 жыл бұрын
@@Balthasar_00 what quote in the game is he referencing?
@Absolute__Zero3 жыл бұрын
Korone playing this game in-a-nutshell: *You're Going To Brazil! (Intense Doggo Laughter)*
@seneca9833 жыл бұрын
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brasil_(mythical_island)
@glass_knuckles3 жыл бұрын
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazil_(1985_film)
@defalttheloner3 жыл бұрын
Being a Brazilian I still confused about that meme
@psyguyyggdrasil90713 жыл бұрын
@@defalttheloner brazil is considered a terrible place so people say "your going to brazil" over videos of people being taken somewhere forcefully because brazil bad
@defalttheloner3 жыл бұрын
@@psyguyyggdrasil9071 Now that hurts
@TARINunit93 жыл бұрын
Normal lets-players slowly devolve from a cautiously-optimistic soul in the soviet bloc trying to help people through to a grumpy and desperate bureaucrat looking for any excuse to reject someone because it means faster processing. Korone just laughs at your stupid face and wrong paperwork.
@ventura_58243 жыл бұрын
2:27 "Remember your training, Korone"
@rileydavidson1803 жыл бұрын
"I DON'T HAVE ANY TRAINING!!"
@eszee3 жыл бұрын
Really appreciate how real you edited the game text to English. It's really looks like she played in English
@milamberarial3 жыл бұрын
@@neshura I think thats exactly what they did, since the text is sometimes in English and sometimes in Japanese. Either that, or the game isn't completely localized for Japanese.
@CrnaStrela3 жыл бұрын
@@neshura it's still quite a work, most translator would just leave it in Japanese and be done with it.
@lunatpr55943 жыл бұрын
Korone: "I'm pretty sure it's fine." *2 seconds later* Korone: "WRONG COUNTRY, YOU IDIOT. YOU CLOWN."
@Tom-1013 жыл бұрын
Imagine the border patrol laughing in your face and shouting woooo! while they detain you 0:53
@KarasunoFE3 жыл бұрын
Best detainment ever
@aoneko68133 жыл бұрын
She deserved it lol haha
@MrRaposaum3 жыл бұрын
Happy is the person who loves his/her job.
@RaySpartan3153 жыл бұрын
N A An oldie but a goodie
@rez7023 жыл бұрын
Bruh as I was reading this the video also says it in the perfect time hmm...
@ZoarkadoZenos3 жыл бұрын
Imagine checking in to Japan's airport, whereby each of the lanes is filled with a Hololive girl.
@kos29193 жыл бұрын
And you took a deep breath, hoping the one that checking you is Pekora.
@tuvarkz3 жыл бұрын
I'll take the Marine lane
@cyberdragonzekrom67903 жыл бұрын
God, I would love to live in that country.
@corvus12213 жыл бұрын
I'd rather have my passport checked by Noel or Flare Korone would surely roast me in front of everyone or say: "Your existence was an error"
@syaasy44163 жыл бұрын
Sora senpai is the only one that wouldnt reject me
@1stapostleofsora3 жыл бұрын
2:34 *Im not die today, thank you forever*
@sakanayukii3 жыл бұрын
That guy on a motorcycle Korone: *You picked the wrong border sonny*
@mercenarygundam14873 жыл бұрын
Terrorist: NANI?! HIDEBU! *Blows up*
@shwoomza3 жыл бұрын
3:24 the way how she did this so smoothly is satisfying af
@dapperghastmeowregard3 жыл бұрын
"Consider the following moral quandary-" "SOLVED."
@Gat720Dua3 жыл бұрын
Korone is one hell of a guard dog.
@Aquitanic3 жыл бұрын
Korone is often happy doggo. She can also be very savage, murdery doggo. When she is both, it is scary AND adorable.
@neevasteria80603 жыл бұрын
"It was just a typographical error" "Yeah, well your existence is an error"
@Riptide273 жыл бұрын
1:56 I love how her first reaction is to try to give the bomb back!
@Riptide273 жыл бұрын
AND THEN SHE TRIES TO GIVE IT TO THE GUARD!!!
@clkgrt3 жыл бұрын
all the family is dead...... HER LOVE FOR THE GREATH ARSTOTZKA IS BIGGER THAN HER LOVE FOR THER FAMILY
@glass_knuckles3 жыл бұрын
she saved Okayu tho
@Fenriswolfer773 жыл бұрын
Korone is just like Cerberus, just that you can't bribe her with a song.
@Archgeek03 жыл бұрын
What about a honey cake? Ol' Spot famously loved honey cakes.
@SteelShroom2563 жыл бұрын
How about a Satyr sack?
@alligatorwani82333 жыл бұрын
Bribe with sweets. Honey cake.
@nothowtung73723 жыл бұрын
0:27 now this is savage
@galaparadi3 жыл бұрын
1:15 imagine, after rejecting random people's passport, and then waving some cash
@linerk59253 жыл бұрын
This man actually added the English versions of the in game dialogue. what a devoted soul.
@thisperson3453 жыл бұрын
1:12Imagine getting declined when trying to visit a country you've always wanted to visit and then you just hear the person who declined you go "HEEEEY WOOOO"
@VVen0m3 жыл бұрын
It's actually kinda scary how Korone opened the gun cache and shot so automtically
@handcraftedbygodhimself3 жыл бұрын
Imagine getting rejected by Korone not once, not twice, but *THRICE!* That man must have felt like he got an arrow through his heart.
I mean the guy she shot was actually red so it works
@pite93 жыл бұрын
Well Korone have sniper, bomb defusal and collecting yubi experience, so I figured she would do well. She was just a bit confused about who her target were.
@jellydratatocorn59973 жыл бұрын
So can someone remind me why Suisei is the psychopath and not korone
@ODDnanref3 жыл бұрын
Korone has this air of innocence. Makes her seem really pure even when she asks your your fingers and only returns them at the end of the stream.
@KyklopCZ-DaTrueOne3 жыл бұрын
Because Korone hides it really well with her cuteness.
@hendeyjagger74893 жыл бұрын
@@KyklopCZ-DaTrueOne Nah, she doesnt hide it. You just forget it afterward.
@zebow30003 жыл бұрын
Tbf they all act like psychopaths. lol
@-hello61773 жыл бұрын
Lawful Evil Suisei: Kills with a satisfied expression Neutral-Chaotic Evil Miko: Kills with a smile Chaotic Evil Pekora: Kills laughing True Evil Korone: Kills laughing maniacally
@drakoserk85173 жыл бұрын
That was the most 0 fucks playthrough lmao. I'd never seen any of these events in any other playthrough, so that was a first Also that guy that just walked up and told her what to do about the bomb gave zero shits that was amazing
@bamban_garcia55623 жыл бұрын
"My whole family just died" Korone: LET'S GOOOO!!!
@lolrekt62693 жыл бұрын
"Yeah well, your existence was an error" That hit *hard*
@Alice89chan3 жыл бұрын
I'm very likely older than whosoever is behind Korone and I suspect I was never this good at burning people. I'm terrified of how much better youngsters will be.
@ChrisOak23 жыл бұрын
"Your existence is a mistake" -Korone Kururugi during the S1 Cliffhanger
@nyannyan4433 жыл бұрын
I laughed harder that I thought I would at that flashback edit lmao
@HammerspaceCreature3 жыл бұрын
Korone would be the perfect authoritarian dictator, she would opress us all and nobody would have the heart to tell her no.
@certifiedpossum86553 жыл бұрын
Overlaying English version of the game on top of the screen for EN text: that's genius
@quinnmarchese63133 жыл бұрын
when she said "yeah well your existence was an error" i knew i was in for a good time
@glorbnorgaborg37yearsago103 жыл бұрын
Elite Guard Dog indeed!
@WolvericCatkin3 жыл бұрын
Just seeing Korone's whole family marked as *DEAD* just, _Korone, what..._ 👀
@diosmio65903 жыл бұрын
it just Korone and Okayu (wife), ALL HAIL OKAKORO
@mnnwdr3 жыл бұрын
*someone run over the fence* korone : hmm.. red sAs *shoot*
@AdrienneMarshItuNyasu3 жыл бұрын
Korone be unlocking that gun case as fast as John Wick.
@tokinosoda2ndapostleofthet1153 жыл бұрын
Korone: It's just me and my wife I felt a great disturbance of Korone's aura
@Red05433 жыл бұрын
I have said it before and I say it again, it’s so amazing that Korone can go from sounding so cute and adorable to sounding like an absolute terrifying Yakuza hitman or something! :D
@kissena38303 жыл бұрын
These people don't know she is the master of fingers. Don't try to fool her with your fingerprints
@AntHonyTeisenKamijou3 жыл бұрын
"Your existence is an error." Yeah, I know.
@ryanchristiant.santos75523 жыл бұрын
I like how korone say NEXT it's like showing off her power to the passers
@kcha-ssrb32643 жыл бұрын
3:26 Korone : oh. So you have chosen... death
@haten13 жыл бұрын
The bomb-diffuse cut-away was hilarious. Thank you for the video.
@Redpoppy802 жыл бұрын
Love the cut in of Korone's last experience with improvised explosives LOL.
@arisako56253 жыл бұрын
"There was a typographical error." "Your existence was an error."
@avocadowarrior68723 жыл бұрын
Very nice editing, dude, the flashback felt just like a sitcom
@rudiitqkudi67393 жыл бұрын
That time when the "detain" button pops out We know it's all pure happiness.
@SigmaSyndicate3 жыл бұрын
I've never seen someone have so much fun doing paperwork.
@MrRaposaum3 жыл бұрын
4:25 Korone: "Wait! But his papers weren't in order!"
@toasteroven76833 жыл бұрын
"this part doesn't match sir" "it was a typographic error" "well your existence was an error"
@tobi190053 жыл бұрын
Passport and documents doesn't matter to korone, your face does
@Bullfrog7773 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for these clips and translations!
@galaparadi3 жыл бұрын
2:27 that flashback
@JohnDoe_693 жыл бұрын
1:30 "oh that's rough, not gonna fly though baibai" lmao
@datkitgirl73383 жыл бұрын
Korone: aww that's rough buddy :(... That's not gonna fly tho BAI BAI
@_Jay_Maker_2 жыл бұрын
"Ah, they all died." "It's just me and the wife." _"Yosh."_
@nicodcruzgamescollection12173 жыл бұрын
This is great!, you really put alot of effort in the edits!
@Foreigner_1353 жыл бұрын
3:16 Gangster: this is my neighborhood now! Korone: are you Courting *DEATH?*
@greatsummonerheronnet71922 жыл бұрын
"Your existence is an error." She said that so casually.
@Relek4483 жыл бұрын
According to korone's paper please stream. Broke: reject humanity, return to MONKE Woke: reject empathy, embrace apathy
@ihvdrm3 жыл бұрын
Godlike edit, keep up the good work 👌👏
@FausFaustius3 жыл бұрын
3:24 she didn't even react wildly lmao she just grabbed her rifle and BAM!
@spikkey59973 жыл бұрын
how did she have her entire family die? that takes some skill on its own
@CrnaStrela3 жыл бұрын
It actually really common ending for first time players to get, but the way she made it only her wife that survived tho.
@matil78803 жыл бұрын
Even shut down her own family.
@andresouzar3 жыл бұрын
Jesus.....its the most efficient yet scary border guard I have ever seen......HIRED.
@robdillenger47633 жыл бұрын
If you want to picture the future, imagine a doggirl stamping on a paper, and saying 'bye bye' , forever.
@distantforest24812 жыл бұрын
Korone: "What does T H I C C mean?" Me: oh no.
@Kotch6663 жыл бұрын
THAT FLASHBACK WAS GOLDEN HAHAHAHAH
@gogogomes70252 жыл бұрын
I love how she is as arbitrary as dog/border officer would actually be.
@KikonSketches3 жыл бұрын
" get out of here im not on the clock anymore" i love this girl lmao XD
@Rain-me8fd3 жыл бұрын
Imagine being in the line and hearing the crazed laughter of this dog behind the desk as she enthusiastically rejects people
@TheBlueTyphoon172 жыл бұрын
“GET OUTTA HERE!” “NEXT!”
@dlwk19883 жыл бұрын
when she says "Yeah well, your existence was an error" i felt that..
@noraiou3 жыл бұрын
Korone cam become the most dangerous and scary leader ever.. Or maybe a Dictator
@justamanwithsomesoup33523 жыл бұрын
Doog be like: It is gods job to accept into heaven, and it is *my job to send them*
@jollibee37783 жыл бұрын
My existence is a mistake. In fact my birth certificate is an apology letter from a certain condom company.
@Brasegalan333 жыл бұрын
When your life is anime but "anime was a mistake" : "Your existence is an error." 「存在はミス。」 -Inugami Korone, 2021
@KashouWannabe3 жыл бұрын
I've played a decent amount of Papers, Please, and while I knew you could click on elements to connect to a rule when documents are incorrect, but I had no idea you could "check" the documents via clicking. I've been doing it the hard way by looking at the time and the various rules and such. Thanks Doggo for teaching me something.
@mysterygaresh73003 жыл бұрын
I think it's the last upgrade you can buy (at least it was for me), assuming you bought the other 3. Maybe it's just offered late in the game.
@autismandgaming4532 Жыл бұрын
The way she glosses over the death of her family kills me
@MrRaposaum3 жыл бұрын
I'm in love with this video's thumbnail XD
@Martynde Жыл бұрын
Bai bai = eternal farewell
@19Biohazard883 жыл бұрын
Awsone editing!
@KillaManReaper23 жыл бұрын
Okay, so instead of a rifle in a border office this one has a fucking orbital cannon. Korone obliterated that guy!
@ThisIsRust3 жыл бұрын
Korone: insulting people who fail to have proper papers also Korone: casually accepts that her family is dead
@antonyakimov6293 жыл бұрын
- I thought today is Bunny girl working here today. *Sound of red stamps intensifies*
@megasean30003 жыл бұрын
The price for entry into Arstotzka is one prime yubi.