Every time I see or hear "Lonestar", I immediately hear Lord Helmet saying it in my head. Then I chuckle to myself thinking about Spaceballs quotes for the next several minutes. I'm cool with it.
@htspencer90849 ай бұрын
May the Schwartz be with you! 💍
@FreybeardPC9 ай бұрын
Ummm... I'll just say you're not the only one.....
@endeyfire9 ай бұрын
im surrounded by assholes!
@dukeofprunes91958 ай бұрын
I can't believe it. I'm surrounded by A**holes!
@centerfield63397 ай бұрын
Moichendising!
@Mogarl9 ай бұрын
I've started watching a few different videos of people trying to show off this game, and they always lose me in the first minute. You do a great job of showing off the games that you cover.
@QuotidianStupidity9 ай бұрын
Exactly the same, tried about three others but knew Splat wouldn’t let me down
@One_Eyed_Man_9 ай бұрын
"Only one man would dare give me the raspberry!"
@AHKonoValles9 ай бұрын
"Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well"
@poilboiler9 ай бұрын
I see your schwartz is as big as mine.
@TsunamiWombat9 ай бұрын
Ah, I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.
@kareningram60939 ай бұрын
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought of that movie when I saw the title, lmao
@planexshifter9 ай бұрын
Instantly I heard We ain’t found shit
@andrewjacobs56869 ай бұрын
I love the Cowboy Bebop inspired soundtrack.
@neilarcher25519 ай бұрын
Spokey Dokey by the Seatbelts. Big fan of the series and movie myself.😊
@seangallagher94359 ай бұрын
The Quadrant ability at 19:41 sounds extremely useful. You start turn 1 with 2 more dice, and if you don’t use them you keep them next turn so there’s no downside. You could use it to get way more damage off
@lardus86149 ай бұрын
I had it as random treasure at the start of the game on my pilot. It was really hard balancing the dice usage 😅
@MrF00tie9 ай бұрын
I love this game! By the way, Power and Strength are two different mechanics. Power gives Strength (equal to the amount of Power) to gun(s) affected at the start of a turn and it stays till the end of the fight. It also requires you to load an energy to get the effect - there are ways to circumvent that though(and always having Power as Strength active). Strength only stays for the current turn. The self destruction unit would have done nothing for you, since you had no Power in your setup. As example, in one of my latest runs I doubled one gun up to have over 50 Power with said device. Both Strength and Power can be scaled on their own, but they also can work very well in tandem.
@christopherg23479 ай бұрын
I would probably call it a "Dice Builder". There have been a few of them in recent memory. Usually they are rolled in with Roguelites and Deckbuilders, but I am beginning to think they might be their own genre. This one closest resembles Dicey Dungeons. Your 9 hull slots and weight limit are your equipment inventory. 8:02 I think it is called a "Beam Struggle". Because they are struggling against each other. With energy beams. But here it is called "Stream Struggle". 18:15 Okay, Deidara.
@Divert4869 ай бұрын
I love the disclaimer at the start, its honestly most games, but this isn't why we're watching you, don't worry about it.
@DenisRozenk8 ай бұрын
This game is insane - 3 weeks to clear lvl 8 difficulty with all pilots, 30-90 min per run. Build variativity is insane. Shielder and Swapper ships have different unit roster, and different feeling. Pilots with their custom perks - VERY often that can do crazy combo. Bosses and enemies variety - every one has unique twist with unique arsenal, i was shoked by insane dev fantasy. Game already has big amount of content. TOTALLY WORTH IT!
@plick6459 ай бұрын
Whoever made this game is in love with cowboy bebop.
@ShoshinManga9 ай бұрын
All I really noticed as DONGDONG 😹
@NILBOG139 ай бұрын
That's Repair Master DongDong to you mister.
@Starrik19969 ай бұрын
Great rec - I saw this in the store, and passed over it, but your review sold me on it pretty dang quick
@michaelmacdonell48349 ай бұрын
Today in the world of Indie, we are going to be fooling around....... Oh, my! I had no idea you felt that way about us!
@Jasta859 ай бұрын
I jumped into this game when it launched and love it, the only thing I really want now is more varied ship layouts, for example wide ships or long ships or other shapes, similar to the enemies you go up against. Would help vary up the different builds you put together.
@TheArbieo9 ай бұрын
There is a pilot whose ability is to give you a 4x3 mega ship and it's amazing. I had a build where I could beat the final boss without manually loading energy.
@Hatfr0g9 ай бұрын
As always, this is a terrific video! I also have ADHD and struggle with games like this, but you did a great job showcasing how it can still be fun, and this looks like an awesome game. Probably another instant splattercat to purchase pipeline for me!
@ThonanTheFirst9 ай бұрын
his looks, sounds and feels like cowboy bebop, so of course i like it and wanna play it
@CaravelClerihew9 ай бұрын
Been playing this on the Steam Deck (which works great, btw). Yeah, it could use more ships but it has a ton of pilot unlocks, who then have subtraits that are randomised and also unlockable. So a good amount of content to for an EA game. Text can be a bit small on the SD though.
@pacer23109 ай бұрын
I guess this will have to do since for whatever reason there's still no FTL 2.
@ArthurIdrisov9 ай бұрын
FTL is perfection. You can't beat it with a sequel.
@HankHill119 ай бұрын
Tough to beat FTL. Some games coming out that are trying to be inspired by it, and expand on its concept, but FTL was perfection tbh.
@CaravelClerihew9 ай бұрын
Note that there isn't really much in common with FTL apart from the ship on ship combat. All weapon types are effectively the same (no flak or missiles) and there isn't the hectic room to room management
@Anion19879 ай бұрын
Did you try FTL "Multiverse"? Great Mod
@zhuljens9 ай бұрын
@@Anion1987 It's not what I would want from FTL 2. FTL is perfect, multiverse just messes it up.
@acewolfgang2769 ай бұрын
1:17 no wonder why your recommendations slap so hard. I have ADD too
@Auxius.9 ай бұрын
The only one man to give me the raspberry.. LONESTARR
@CharonXeno9 ай бұрын
It is almost painful to watch Splattercat being blind again - he has the "Damage
@GameTimeWhy9 ай бұрын
Haha yeah thats splatt
@Direct0rkrennic9 ай бұрын
Classic ol'Splatt
@ddljunkygames76542 ай бұрын
Painful? It's just a demo for those who don't know the game. I don't care about those oversights.
@Reoh0z9 ай бұрын
You tried it out! I thought you'd enjoy it.
@synstaur59867 ай бұрын
love it just saw this and checked steam and it's on sale... looks to be a good game
@kareningram60939 ай бұрын
There are a lot of games I love to play that I am not good at. I feel like this could be one of them.
@parduke9 ай бұрын
strength and power are not the same, power is a persists
@WakkaWakka259 ай бұрын
I'm just saying there better be a Schwartz modular in this game...
@GothicDragonX9 ай бұрын
I have never seen this game. Somewhat reminds me of a hybrid of FTL and Slay The Spire in combat. Looks interesting.
@exu73259 ай бұрын
The similarity to FTL is only superficial, they play completely different.
@VideoGameQuizChannel9 ай бұрын
Looks great ! Something to scratch that FTL itch
@lemsdarkapprentice25359 ай бұрын
Thanks for showcasing this, but I think my brain just melted at about 4:51
@soluslupus81389 ай бұрын
The amount of games I've bought that I've watched you play but then been to dumb to play is staggering lol.
@0num49 ай бұрын
Seems like a game I'd play quite a bit on the Steam Deck.
@miticivisivi9 ай бұрын
Calls a ship "Octopus", makes it look like a Crab.
@thorild699 ай бұрын
Your cat... Your cat's name is Dongdong. I am not certain if it's worse if you chose that or if it was RNG.
@Di3Leberwurst9 ай бұрын
At least it's not long dong.
@kareningram60939 ай бұрын
Hard to say. It is the sort of name Splat would choose.
@txGHOSTxt19 ай бұрын
They all have fixed names. Game is made by a bunch of chinese, for whom the word Dong seems like a normal name. They don't seem to have a native speaker on the team given the amount of spelling mistakes in the flavor events, so nobody was there to tell them how DickDick would be taken by a western audience.
@thorild699 ай бұрын
@@txGHOSTxt1 Yeah, you got that right. I often wonder how many English names sound funny or naughty in Asian languages. Good post.
@thorild699 ай бұрын
@@Di3Leberwurst But it would ROCK if it was long duk dong. (I am old so you may not get the reference :) )
@tylerddh9 ай бұрын
This would be a fun phone game.
@vwlssnvwls32629 ай бұрын
I am just as bad at these games, but you sold me. Bought and installed, and ready for me to fail at over and over. :D
@RMMinc9 ай бұрын
This one looks pretty catchy tbh. Ship design lacking a bit, but it works!
@mattparker97269 ай бұрын
Does raspberry jam show up in this game? LONESTARRR!! Also, LUDICRIS SPEED!
@glennjanot81289 ай бұрын
Lonestar? I gotta watch Spaceballs again ^^
@Nekoyashiki-san9 ай бұрын
Thanks for showcasing. ^^
@vetres39 ай бұрын
You can use orange energy in ANY slot, i see you loading only the same colored energy as the slots of gentle tap device.
@gangsterHOTLINE9 ай бұрын
Cat wearing single eye HUD device named Dongdong. Sold just take my damn money.
@ZevesG9 ай бұрын
neat little game, good find
@NILBOG139 ай бұрын
I'm naming all cat pets in any game I play "Master DongDong", tis a mighty Feline name.
@waffleswafflson30769 ай бұрын
Im enjoying Star Valor a lot.
@ItsTheGofa9 ай бұрын
Star Valor kicks arse, its a brilliant game. Have you tried Avorion? Another amazing game, has 1 million sectors every game, procedurally gen :)
@derekdrake87069 ай бұрын
This would be perfect for the Switch
@leafykille6 ай бұрын
Looks fun, probably a good game to improve maths skills too. If they tagged it as educational they could probably sell it to parents that can't be bothered to teach their kids anything so that they can at least pass maths!
@armedbadger9 ай бұрын
The weirdness of the game system gave me a slight StarCrawlers vibe. Same weird output changing perks that make digits mumbo jumbo
@vetres39 ай бұрын
You are wasting energy on a lane that is taking just 1 damage anyway because of metal coating, you could have used the energy elsewhere like main ingredient and leftover pieces or other tripower unit to prepare it for next turn. Its just a feedback, i am not mad. I like this video!
@nicknevco2159 ай бұрын
This is like the space potato game with kitties
@katherinebonkowski89259 ай бұрын
Where's the merch? I want a Splatter Cat tshirt!😅😊
There is only one who would dare give me the raspberry!
@AlanW9 ай бұрын
I thought it was going to be a card game, but it's much better!
@lardus86149 ай бұрын
Randomly saw this video. Got the game last night. Stayed up waaayyyy too late 😅
@conman4139 ай бұрын
SPACEBALLS!
@JohnClam9 ай бұрын
I predict the video will actually start at 7:43
@charlesnchrg39 ай бұрын
The infinite black 2. Review it. It’s Indy enough, space genre and cross platform.
@zenchronus9 ай бұрын
Is this Backpack Hero in space?!?
@SilverKnightm21389 ай бұрын
Wow someone actually made tharsis but NOT utter pain to play
@GoodEggGuy9 ай бұрын
Splooty, are you feeling okay? You had the chance to recruit Repair Master DongDong and you didn't do it. What happened?
@dynaelder50379 ай бұрын
Yeah I am useless at games like this but it has me interested none the less
@MySkilletfan9 ай бұрын
You shoe that ship man!
@rebirthofsword9 ай бұрын
I think I’m too dumb for this but looks cool
@Lord_Xonaz9 ай бұрын
This reminds me of the game "kobold core".
@priyanshugoel30309 ай бұрын
True art is an explosion was a naruto reference.
@CyberBeep_kenshi9 ай бұрын
But can you jam the enemy's radar with rasberry?
@planexshifter9 ай бұрын
All I know is there better be Ludacris speed-
@AAX19759 ай бұрын
I bet this game would make my brain hurt near the end game.
@Wintermist-SWE9 ай бұрын
Well that was an easy buy :D
@hkoizumi31349 ай бұрын
This is incredible. I made a game that was similar to this back in the 90's in one of those old TI83 calculator. It was called Stardust. I wonder if the author of the game ever played my game.
@andired34159 ай бұрын
Better than Cosmoteer?
@Yarrex7 ай бұрын
reminds me of dicey dungeons
@MrHeadphones649 ай бұрын
FTL, is that you?
@PierreM123459 ай бұрын
Cool !
@julatsa9 ай бұрын
looks fun
@petrkopac9 ай бұрын
You're having a negative effect on my wallet 🙂
@thedeadvirgin91899 ай бұрын
Lonestar freeze!
@nguyenhan13109 ай бұрын
Sold
@mbielcik9 ай бұрын
🖤
@jeffalbero73989 ай бұрын
will you be covering palworld?
@grandfremdling38419 ай бұрын
Fine
@montarakid19439 ай бұрын
Hmm. A dice simulator. Just not for me. 🤔
@sodabru17648 ай бұрын
Agreed, this game is a bit blah... not my bag, but thank you!
@alekpo20009 ай бұрын
4:40 ohh man the gameplay lol, wtf is this an atari game? lol and you want 10$ for this huh?!
@superbadassking9 ай бұрын
Stupid game making me buy it and all
@carltheoneeye93539 ай бұрын
Ain’t about it
@vocaleyzz39539 ай бұрын
unfortunately i read the reviews and a few things in there are serious game breaking broken,
@sonicx0599 ай бұрын
For a second I wanted to ask why are you talking like your about to stop the run..
@soulsoulsoul6349 ай бұрын
i dont like games with lanes really its overly boring
@andrel6799 ай бұрын
These developers really need to think about converting their games to mobile. If I could play this on my phone I would be there 100 percent
@red5standingby4199 ай бұрын
Why? You like spending $1 per module unlock and $5 per legendary module to unlock? No thanks. Get a Steam Deck
@darmocat9 ай бұрын
This makes me sad. I would play the game in the loading screen, the actual gameplay...not so much :(
@TheFunLuvnCRIMINAL9 ай бұрын
They need to improve wording.
@mordreddelavirac9 ай бұрын
131
@JohnyG299 ай бұрын
So basically a FTL knockoff.
@giampaolomannucci82819 ай бұрын
this has nothing to do with FTL, apart from having spaceships you're comparing chess to tetris
@AAX19759 ай бұрын
Have you played FTL? This is vastly more complicated.