An Extremely Inappropriate, Extremely Shakespearean Dramatic Reading (feat. CDawgVA)

[@etherealsky7078]

Broke: my waifu Woke: M Y N E W Y F

[@isee7274]

Mein weif

[@qExAi5]

@@isee7274 *German Version*

[@picklesandnori]

MYNE WEREWOLFEN FATHER

[@weebmaskman]

Mein swamp

[@puririn5549]

@@isee7274 thank you, kakyoin, very cool

[@molly-zx9cr]

Shakespeare would be so proud. His plays were like half dirty jokes

[@Atlas_Redux]

Indeed, and this was friggin' brilliantly done

[@gacha_angel1060]

Shakespeare would worship this comic xD

[@madelainedelgado869]

molly sandweiss Shakespeare would indeed be proud. XD

[@ilikedota5]

@@AnythingbutThi5 halt. my naked sword is out

[@nimrag659]

villain! I have done thy mother

[@EnLaMatrix1]

Forgiveth myne-self father for I have sineth *unzippeth trousers*

[@bonogiamboni4830]

I'm sowwy daddy i've been naughty.

[@purpledefaultpfp6233]

@@bonogiamboni4830 I apoligize my lord, thou has committed great misdemeanors

[@sonia.bennett1]

@@bonogiamboni4830 once again its forgive me father for i have sinned

[@bonogiamboni4830]

@@sonia.bennett1 yeah, what did i say? Forgive me=i'm sowwy, father=daddy, i have sinned=i've been naughty.

[@sonia.bennett1]

@@bonogiamboni4830 meme time

[@enteryournamehere7275]

"Here, polish my spear!" "Ah!.. But it's huge! It could take me all night." "Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time..."

[@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933]

Ah, who doesn't love the Lusty Argonian Maid? Praise be to Uncle Crassius!

[@adamerickson7605]

Crassius would be proud.

[@sarahyazaki8599]

Ahz I see you're a person of culture

[@Go.off.]

I'm sad that I knew this was from Skyrim

[@petermoosomin8369]

Lol the chances of coming upon this book in skyrim and then meeting a person who so happens to watch this video and comment the aforementioned script of the same already small chance encounter reading is so craxy lol

[@rescuerex7031]

Thot Patrol is the best translator, they should translate every hentai

[@danthompson9966]

Except "emergence", let that series be buried in concrete.

[@tigershark8867]

Including Boku no Pico?

[@tigershark8867]

@Nando Garcia BNP translated into Cultist chants

[@shinsha_]

@@danthompson9966 what's with emergence? I read some fucked up shit but Im scared to click that

[@jacksonhall3151]

emergence is about this girl and everything that could possibly go wrong goes wrong

[@unidentifiedgodofdankstruc1510]

Its sounds like Dr.Seuss and Shakespeare Got really high and began to write on each other’s script

[@Pika-sp9cs]

69 likes

[@morganrogue5305]

After watching Monster Musume.

[@teddverres4392]

And then Geoffrey Chaucer sat down with them and joined in

[@johntorreto4485]

"Tis how thee mett thy mother"

[@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933]

I wer called to th' forst to cumm'th mynself a ryver

[@jamb_21]

Thyne fiftieth shadeth of greyy

[@vincenoname]

"T'is the way I hath met thine mother"

[@mariamibrahim6399]

Lololololol 😂🤣😂

[@kartikkumar8470]

Tis lól

[@p1xelpasta30]

“I only read shakespearean hentai.” *Fedora Intensifies*

[@jacksonguillory8114]

@Nymphia *lifts basinet off head* myne lady

[@alii2889]

Friends: where were you? Me: I wer' called to th' forst to piss' and mynself a ryver

[@dacianatrif490]

Ali Corum I love your profile pic what is it from (for research)?

[@hellyeah8011]

Daciana Trif it's from yuri on ice i think

[@cairoahmed3917]

hell yeah Yeah it is from Yuri On Ice

[@alii2889]

Yeh Yuri on ice

[@ellis2095]

Wow

[@sanfransiscon]

"Villain, I have done your mother!" An actual Shakespeare quote.

[@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933]

Lechery, sir, it provokes and unprovokes. It provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance. Therefore, much drink may be said to be an equivocator with lechery.

[@prezentoappr1171]

@@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 equivocal?

[@MaskedSongbird]

The most hilarious part of this to me is that since Shakespeare often wrote violent plays with pornographic scenes and dirty jokes specifically to appeal to commoners (think "Titus Andronicus" for his most infamous example), so this actually seems like something he'd write if he lived today and decided to translate a hentai. This shit's AMAZING, lol. :D

[@tiberiumcapoo5093]

Well damn. Shakespeare would be proud of this then.

[@titan133760]

@@vjbd2757 He has a wife you know

[@Chris79229]

@@titan133760 And her name is Incontinentia... Buttocks.

[@annamess6463]

Titus Andronicus??? Jesus Christ, what nameee

[@annamess6463]

@@Chris79229 OMG RYANNNN

[@captainbirch9835]

The translation is hilarious, but the premise of a traveler f*cking a monster girl so good she marries him and starts a family with him is surprisingly wholesome

[@tlshortyshorty5810]

Yeah that’s real nice

[@modelchunk6258]

Wholesome 100

[@captainbirch2.079]

Relationship goals

[@TherusOneWolf]

it's supposed to be porn, but god the english makes it sound like a classic theater piece lol

[@motorganism]

XD yeah

[@TangyWayne]

Make ya wonder just how proper that olde English really was

[@XSniper74184]

I mean basically all of Shakespeare's work was about sex and violence. That's why he was so popular, people could come to see a tragedy, a comedy, and if that wasn't their speed there were also swordfights featuring real pig gore effects. It wasn't a bunch hoity toity fancy prissy stuff like we imagine today, it was plays with mass appeal.

[@MachineMan-mj4gj]

@@XSniper74184 The Tarantino of his era.

[@giovannicallisto9037]

*smokes legal marijuana* KZbin: D E M O N I T I Z E D *reads graphic hentai* KZbin: aight man seems legit

[@churchofthetea4273]

9 months from this comment and I can proudly say that KZbin recommended a pornostar tier list

[@joetazuna9039]

well i mean, 10 months after your comment and youtube let a person post a video of themselves brutally killing a cat (before taking it down due to community backlash)

[@churchofthetea4273]

@@joetazuna9039 typical KZbin

[@FoxyBoxery]

This is art

[@sydnee2992]

Is one year now

[@UnPhayzable]

Only true men of culture will be able to comprehend this masterpiece

[@ScarFearz]

Or someone who speaks both french and english. That helps apparently.

[@EmericMAMBOLE]

ScarFearz Yeah, i understand it and it's fucking funny

[@danielladefreitas578]

True men of honor would realize this isn't even proper old english. Still funny thou

[@MikazukiRobo]

Aye! Thou speaketh sooth!

[@bullishgroup8304]

N-HENTAI

[@csmrookie9600]

Normal person: *watches this* 200 IQ person: *uses this video as a audible while reading the same Shakespearean English smut*

[@thatoneotheridiot3361]

300+ IQ person: translated this

[@civilian1174]

420 IQ person: Animates and dubs the "Cultured anime".

[@yetiwithacomputer2298]

500 iq: makes a live action

[@stellariumhoshiiro]

1000 IQ person: Creates a theatrical play adaptation of this h doujin inspired by Shakespearean theatre and Noh theatre

[@Yubin_Lee_Doramelin]

Regardless of IQ, a few linguistics, especially language historians of English, would love this...(?)

[@cattheinvisible6605]

If Shakespeare wrote smut it would probably be a lot like this

[@kabalder]

Shakespeare did write in a lot of smut into the plays, and it is a lot like this. :p

[@CEBph5997]

kabalder I NEED SAUCE I NEED TO READ THAT

[@InsaneLaughter01]

Caitlynn Russo IF he wrote smut? XD Did you forget Midsummers Nights Dream? XD it’s basically Pr0n with plot.

[@tragicallyfrankie]

InsaneLaughter the fuck you mean?

[@sanguisbumb6138]

Frankie Sanchez If you studied Shakespeare you’ll know that they guy included a lot of sexual references in his play.

[@JustinY.]

It's called hentai. And it's art.

[@lance4842]

Justin Y. *it's called stalking, and it's art*

[@laioeg4481]

Hi Thereee

[@vanilla7389]

Go away Justin

[@that_treat]

Oh my god, you're here too. Isn' hath one coroner of thine worlde of whiche I can escapeth thine?

[@suyo3380]

omfg you're here too

[@deepsea5348]

Technically, you guys performed it as plays were in the time of Shakespeare, because all the roles were played by men, so... nice touch!

[@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933]

Normies: Cum Me, an intellectual: Nectar d'Amour

[@cloutelfin8323]

GTFO LOL

[@SportyMabamba]

Posh Winnie the Pooh: Créme De la Penis

[@sirdigsbytheteadrinker8867]

@@SportyMabamba *Créme de la Flesch Stalk

[@vlad81427]

Wow i think i found a youtube comment rabbit hole

[@sapateirovalentin348]

*m* *a* *n* *m* *i* *l* *k*

[@xiaorishu]

This is gold 😂😂

[@ashleyg9595]

Ach!

[@nathansta.agueda7749]

o hi

[@mrcastillo4240]

xiaorishu yes! Thy is comedy gold

[@leon5491]

This is (g)old Shakespearean language

[@Otaku-gf7iq]

xiaorishu This video had an ad? lucky

[@cjohnson062758]

You walk into your English class and you professor says that you all are reading Shakespeare and then you start reading this.

[@cactusguy4363]

I am genuinely thinking of printing out this translation and "accidentally" putting it on my English teacher's desk, I think he'd get a kick out of it.

[@HomosapienNo94628]

@@cactusguy4363 how did it go? 😂

[@dragoncloud6870]

I’ll print out a enough dirty panels of this so I can duct tape it to everyone’s desk in my class while they read Shakespeare 🥴😔😑✋

[@WhimsicalNessa]

CactusGuy 43 So, did you? 😂

[@palomer_27]

DEPPER!

[@marche800]

17:46 I hath knowneth, mine tonge speaketh not but the finest English, whilst referring to "the succ".

[@therealserenedestroyer7748]

What are you even trying to- Ok😂

[@wellymclaughlin2]

Omg i havent laughed that hard in ages! Have all the thumbs up I can give dude.

[@graysaurn]

The profile picture makes this even better...

[@FoxyBoxery]

Succ shalth it be! Thy ist speakenth tee originall English tongeth

[@_jn0298]

Me: I got a high score on my English test, I don't need subtitles anymore. That Doujinshi: I'm about to end this man whole career

[@karolnowak6423]

To be fair, one needs to know other Germanic language to navigate Old or Middle English. This is 14th century Middle English, think sth like Chauncer.

[@skrt.]

'Tσ ŋนt σг ŋσt tσ ŋนt, tɧศt ıร tɧε զนεรtıσŋ.' - William Shakespear

[@zweilnyx6072]

Skrtt Skrtt to nut, please

[@ErikCPianoman]

A Troubadour is a traveling minstrel of medieval times.

[@adamyaboi612]

Piano Man - Piano Covers why do you know that

[@anonguy6723]

"Or, if you play Fire Emblem, a horse-mounted healer" -TV Tropes

[@ErikCPianoman]

Adam Grygoruk it’s that music degree finally paying off.

[@CaptainGrief66]

And as far as I know that word derivates from the original French term (or was it spanish- Can't remember)

[@milka8925]

TheOtakuComrade Yeah, it's from French

[@sinofsanity6593]

I have to watch this again and take notes - I've just learnt like 1,000 pick up lines. doesn't matter if it's actually dirty, as long as it sounds smart & fancy

[@thederpaherp5940]

Trust me if someone knows old English and you say that to them they will react the same way if you were to say it in modern english

[@plainblocks2]

@ShootZ to Kill "Thine accept thy request."

[@vexvalentine5689]

***MUST WITHHOLD THYN SELF!!!***

[@thederpaherp5940]

How about no?

[@HomosapienNo94628]

@@thederpaherp5940 THYN DARE THEE REJECSHON?!

[@NWolfsson]

"I'll come" = "Ruptureth mine pynthie!" "Swallow" = "S U C C"

[@nathannever7209]

How tf are there 6 ads on a video where a guy literally reads hentai?

[@churchofthetea4273]

Nathan Never cause hentai is art not porn

[@aries6663]

Cuz why the fuck not?

[@shye4700]

Right?

[@missmangoo]

*Bitch gotta earn das money somehow*

[@jdmjegan5049]

Nathan Never The tables have turned.

[@elsajaeger1423]

"Maiden's envelope" might be my new favourite slang term

[@haneulsjams]

That is what I shall be calling it from this point forward.

[@revolvingworld2676]

F L E S H S T A L K

[@tasltsrif2165]

A G A P E P O R T

[@hyunjoonsung5028]

B A T T E R R I N G R A M

[@matabishippuden6965]

M I N E T E S T E S

[@sleepyguy4237]

A group of people thought that the best way to spend their time was to translate a hentai to a middle english translation... 10/10

[@dr.dylansgame5583]

this is fucking amazing not all heroes wear capes i guess

[@anonguy6723]

Technically, Shakespearean English is early modern english. An example of middle English is the Canterbury Tales. Middle English only lasted to about the 1400's if I remember correctly, and was then succeeded by the early modern english employed by and kept famous by William Shakespeare in his well known works. It's something that many people (myself included until recently) believe. If you wantexamples of Old, Middle and Early Modern english, look up OverlySarcasticProduction's video on Beowulf. They explain near the beginning, and are quite informative about it.

[@Strein86]

Anon Guy Ah, OvererlySarcasticProductions.. My mythology teacher showed us the Beowulf video in class.

[@karolnowak6423]

@@anonguy6723 Well, this doujin does definitely sound much closer to Chauncer than Shakespeare.

[@nikkicedrone9311]

"Sancta Simplicitas! May the earth quake!" in the original translation is just "WHA-AAA-AT!?"

[@Good_Hot_Chocolate]

I like this version better

[@nikkishocker1]

“Men only want one thing and it’s disgusting... Zephyrus’ wind”

[@kreempa.i.8349]

"A whale of a flesch stock is this one... A jape shall thou witnes' fir wen as I pileth thy knobbes with myn wanges" ~Shakespeare

[@vustvaleo8068]

imagine a dub of a H anime with Arnold Schwarzenegger accent with all the characters.

[@andrewdoty9297]

Just hear the Terminator begging for that load

[@datgoodshi8356]

Vust Valeo Needs to happen

[@sandalphoncpu]

*GET DOWN*

[@lance4842]

*GET TO THE SUCCAA*

[@that_treat]

I would pay for that.

[@guacamole8683]

List of German words in this manga: Werk: (Work), craft Mund: Mouth Ach: Oh [Flesch]: inbetween Fleisch (German) and flesh Kennst: Form of kennen: to know Weg: away Licht: Light [Wanges]: close to Wangen: cheeks (mouth) [Sikerly]: close to sicherlich: certainly

[@sirfranccis9377]

You probably could do that with french too I heard montanges

[@beanbag8449]

I was not expecting to be educated here 😂 But this is genuinely interesting

[@zackberesheim]

I'm glad this is here. I've been learning German for a while and when they started popping up I was like "Hey! I know what that means!"

[@iRinnda]

One Finnish word: "Hei!" It just means "Hey!" :D

[@definetruefalsehappydebugg5623]

Well to be honest shakespear did use some german words

[@brokemaker0704]

" It's called *HENTAI* and it's art."

[@torgan]

How about a doujin but it's written like everyone is constantly throwing down a Jojo's stand.

[@douglasabbassi4060]

How menacing

[@DeeonleeCobb373]

GORUDO EKSUPIRIENSU

[@jovanaavramovic2485]

Torgan Nassar 300 FUCKING LIKES??

[@pixxieestixx]

Oof

[@torgan]

@@jovanaavramovic2485 i actually just got the notification that "someone liked your comment!". I had no idea I made a comment on this video

[@npc6817]

broke: BEGONE THOT W O K E : WHITHOLD THYNSELF MADAM!

[@sapateirovalentin348]

FOR THIS CHURCH IS HOLY PLACE AND SUCH VILLAINY WILL LEAD A TACTICAL CRUSADE TOWARD THINE DIRECTION!

[@theblazingtorchic9521]

Underrated reply

[@nerobeyo2]

@@sapateirovalentin348 TACTICAL CRUSADE! LMAO

[@fr0ggykazu]

"I ben a troubadour that hath loste his wae" *DO THOU NO THY WAE?*

[@thedamsnackbarnightllama5302]

Sup3rGam3rBEN *DOST THOU KNOWEST THIS WAE?*

[@justabossman6147]

the fact that y'all actually took the time to actually put that meme in old English surprises me

[@fr0ggykazu]

@@justabossman6147 yep

[@AlphaSections]

Lol! DOTH THOU KNOU THY WAE! TIS THY OPUS MAGNUS 'PON THY HALLOW KNYGHT!

[@solborne9446]

NO'ST THOU DE WAE?

[@art0salt]

When thou ruptureth yet madam insists on s u c c i n g

[@randomgrmlin]

Paige.Lmao I'm dying

[@Lalitaredwings]

DEAR GOD 😂

[@lobstermilk]

D e d

[@annie3210]

Ayy A.R.M.Y

[@chiaragrady5535]

I see Taehyung 👀

[@CallMeFreakFujiko]

Joey finally gives Aki a ring box, and inside of it there's a ring and a note saying "will you be my wyf?"

[@dragonotakukip]

CallMeFreakFujiko wilst thou join mynself in union of being myn wyf*

[@redfaldas7524]

I'll slightly rain on everyone's parade, and say that this isn't mostly Shakespearean English, which is Early Modern English. This is a mix of both Middle English, which is a few decades earlier than Shakespeare, and Early Modern English. Still funny, though. Edit: Nope. This is full on Middle English. I think Late Middle English, cuz it looks a bit like Early Modern English at parts, but definitely Middle English.

[@Bighomie39]

Yeah, this isn't Shakespearean. It's still to verbose and Germamic to show the somewhat more Latin-based English Shakespeare used

[@velvet_magpies]

This isn't that good old 1500s English

[@LN-pz5ou]

It still blows me mind me spoke this shit the fuck 😂😂😂

[@redfaldas7524]

@@marioksoresalhillick299 I'm actually a science nerd, who just remembered old lessons. Anyways, the basis of English is from the Romance (mostly French and Latin) and the Germanic family of languages, so you'd see a lot of them in English, and why some non-native speaker would find English rules confusing.

[@karolnowak6423]

This sounds 14th century Middle English, like Chauncer.

[@animechic420]

Make this a monthly thing.

[@derpedfox]

Charlene Alyssa Ingram fuck that make it daily

[@EspurrNya]

27:04

[@datgoodshi8356]

Imma sign a petition

[@lyrakristine7431]

" A C H " ~ CDawgVA & The Anime Man

[@MrBioDennis]

Ach komm!

[@lionelk.y7233]

JonTron

[@Jo-ny9ne]

@@MrBioDennis o.O

[@mirabelwindsor9424]

Me, an intellectual: Wyfu

[@Oldboy_was_taken]

Montagne is literally just mountain in French. Now I may be two years late to the party but I hope someone sees this.

[@elementith]

Thank u for this knowledge

[@AymanZett]

*merci beaucoup intensifies*

[@prezentoappr1171]

@@AymanZett - Kobo kanaeru

[@TheCaliMack]

Half an hour of comedy gold.

[@Falxifer95]

For those of you who don't know back in Olden Shakespeare times the word "Gay" wasn't to used for Homosexuals, it meant colourful, flamboyant or jovial. I.e "Certainly Lord Basil thou hast the most peculiarly gay cloak this night". And "f****t" also wasn't a homophobic slur; the original meaning was a word for a bundle of sticks and or logs.

[@Syiepherze]

TheSlayFer Ch. T. I mentioned "bundle of sticks" in the captions when he says f****t. 😉

[@Falxifer95]

Shak Pherze nice 👍

[@jrw2319]

TheSlayFer Ch. T. People dont know that? Ahsh

[@p_eabean]

I think 99% of the people here knew that lol

[@PanRobak.]

There are people who still use it that way

[@rosalieangevine866]

*_WITHHOLD THYNSELF MADAM HEBIHIME!_*

[@c0deerror]

Damn someone else got the comment i wanted 😞

[@Den-dd5pp]

*A C H*

[@gracemasters6836]

UWAH!!

[@musa-kyan5368]

*and yet he still get monetized*

[@opejyr777]

Did he ?

[@dunterriker3301]

さぼ大好き Yup, the anime man is a fuckin wizard

[@hotpikachu]

SUCC

[@amanofculture434]

I mean it's culture

[@champ1159]

@@amanofculture434 Can't demonetise culture

[@giy5050]

*I SEE THAT YOURE A MAN OF CULTURE ASWELL*

[@sub2suisei]

Hear hear! Surely no men of higher fine hast readeth these blessth art with such grace!

[@rayanderson5797]

I see that thou'rt a man of culture, such as myn self.

[@tfergy96]

Ne’er in myne travels have I seen a man that hath more culture than thy.

[@motorganism]

*hell yeah ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*

[@mysticusfreeze]

To quote last Macbeth - I have given succ

[@aaaahdjsn]

And then the rest of that section is pretty messed up

[@Absent_keebs]

Mysticus Freeze *unsex me here*

[@seriadivine5203]

Time to clear my history once again...... DON'T ASK!!!!

[@Reverie_xo]

Seria Divine next time, try incognito.

[@jameshunter6121]

incog is best cog

[@boooomerwang]

Seria Divine real men doesnt clear their history

[@seriadivine5203]

Kleidus IM A GIRL 😂

[@ppsmol891]

Kleidus but real woman do ;w;

[@nirbanhaider2240]

17:33 my bed started floating when I read that aloud

[@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933]

RUPTURETH THYNE PINTIE

[@ShinobuSakurazaka]

"Ach! Your maiden envelope is tighter than the Thames in a drought!" Greatest line of dialogue ever!

[@ASilentPrincess]

I'm okay with this being a series.

[@Blackskulled500]

Porn for such an upperclassman as has been acquainted with the finer literature of times past. I had expected from before when last a hentai was read in one of your videos, that this would too have been Australian themed. I yet stand surprised to have witnessed a thing more bizarre than that.

[@jackychang9148]

Blackskulled500 More bizarre as it be, full of enjoyment this video has given! For before this day, I have not laugh so hard for such a time. Truly, a work of art this piece is! Perhaps with enough gust, the sails will rise for another such video of your craving?

[@tboicovas]

I'm gonna tell my kids this was Romeo and Juliet

[@nxymm]

Don’t you dare

[@auraemerald8434]

Please do.

[@xerilaun]

Please do exactly that

[@tacocat1457]

Me: *eating some toast* Conner: Withhold thynself Madame! Me: *almost chokes while laughing*

[@bigoof6964]

“It’s like the Da Vinci Code of hentai!”

[@-diwhy-3907]

Da Hentai Code sounds better

[@dilfdestroyer7]

- Diwhy - Yes.

[@jazerkuru9110]

Schools Should Use This Doujin In *English Class*

[@hinnylin130]

JazerGaming everyone’s average will be 100%

[@zesky1822]

Janitor will have one heck of a time cleaning the classroom.

[@necrothescistt8164]

And 10 times more efficient than regular sex-ed

[@mrcastillo4240]

yang litong OMFG I'M LITERALLY ROLLING 😂😂😂😂💀

[@8man943]

The whole class would stink and girls would be swooning

[@MetroidMother]

I'm not even a native English speaker, but somehow, while I don't understand a lot of it, whenever they struggle I know what the word means. Ydell is idle T'extende is The extend and visiteth'm is visit them. The pronunciation is not that different from modern English in many cases, just the spelling, and the fact that they shorten everything.

[@MetroidMother]

@Icarus_BZ wel my native language is German, which has a hybrid origin between Nordic, Anglo-Saxon and Latin Language ancestry, so maybe it's helping a bit, but I'm no better with old German than old English. I also think I'm quite complacent compared to many other non negatives whene it comes to Englisch, as I learned the language whene I was living and going to school in Ireland, but I think your right about non native speakers bei g very analytical about the language if they hear new things, and drawing connections that native speakers wouldn't. It might have also helped that I had to read Shakespeare in their original shape both in Irland as well as in Germany.

[@misss7777]

@Icarus_BZ You're right Being German and having studied both English and French definitely helped me in understanding it a lot better though there are always some words left that aren't related to either of those languages...

[@farida6556]

i’m an english nerd and i’d be lying if i said this didn’t turn me on a bit. ‘with haste thou gobbleth myn sword’ 😩👌

[@penelopeboivin3191]

A women of culture i see

[@veridian4433]

You should read one of these with our lord and savior Kizuna AI

[@Dr_Harmonica]

*of and with

[@mustardpussy1952]

that's just not gonna happen darling

[@sanriodeppressionthermos8602]

Veridian Yes

[@stuchly1]

yes it will. yes it will. yes it will. yes it will. :D

[@Monius13]

Wtf are you trying to do to us?! I would have to take a day off from work to recharge...

[@mattman1684]

*Sees snake girl tag* Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well

[@solit9266]

When French is a mandatory course in Canada and you know that "montagnes" is mountain. Wild

[@penelopeboivin3191]

I speak both French and English but get confused at the French words anyway since the current language is old English.

[@prezentoappr1171]

@@penelopeboivin3191late middle if this is old English hopper would come here with other linguist

[@foogoose1439]

More of this. Immediately.

[@thederpaherp5940]

Dubs or the translation its self, 'Cause if its a dub then look long enough and youl find some if its the translation thenni have no idea

[@reigen4030]

I'd

[@ShadowFri3nd]

the scan only have 2 works done, this its only one.

[@zzmukurosamazz]

this is high class doujin translation indeed.

[@junghobi2792]

Same zzmukurosamazz same

[@bonechiller3429]

Plot twist: This was Shakespeare’s lost play.

[@redshirtveteran5688]

Love's Labor Won?

[@crawfishdig]

this comment is painfully underrated

[@w3ird_t33th8]

Me: reading Shakespeare is weird because his work is in old engli- My theatre teacher: aCtUaLlY iTs MoDeRn EnGlIsH

[@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933]

ActUaLly It'S *EaRly* mOdERn eNgLisH

[@hyliandragon5918]

AcTualLy tHis iS latE mIdDle ENglIsH.

[@jacksonguillory8114]

@@hyliandragon5918 Tis late middle-early modern Englisch, you all maketh me crye myne own tears

[@AttentionDeficitGuy]

Old English (and Middle English as well for that matter) is literally an entirely seperate language though - your teach ain't being pedantic, Elizabethan English is an early form of the modern English language and calling it Old English is incorrect by around a thousand years.

[@otaking3582]

@@AttentionDeficitGuy No, she's being pedantic.

[@mivapusa]

Unironically, this hentai actually has a really good plot, and a heart warming ending

[@dacianatrif490]

Don't look up "tiny evil 3"!

[@ikagura]

yes

[@sadenar2719]

Michael VPS good, since the only reason for which we read doujins is to see award winning plot

[@ikagura]

What's wrong with wanting a good plot?

[@sadenar2719]

ikagura never said anything was wrong, the plot sometimes make it hotter

[@blank2159]

Oh finally thyn good shit - Joey 2018

[@Atan55555]

ACH

[@blank2159]

ACH - Atan 555 2018

[@minislymortalmeltdown3262]

A c k

[@venuzbabi08]

"Gobbleth myn sword" 😂😂😂😂

[@hudey1807]

Religious hentai. RELIGIOUS HENTAI!!!!!!!!!!!! I am done with this world

[@Crow-ht6co]

Hudey *y e s*

[@rem-nl3dl]

Blesseth ye.

[@davidmitchell3997]

@Hudey Know I someone who know someone who got some bleach, motor oil, some designer pills and a .38 special 4 inch if you need some "final assistance" if you know what I mean!!??? Edit: I am purely joking around! Definitely not going to help or encourage people "to do themselves in" or "cancel themselves"! Take care of that on your own terms!

[@thewanderingmistnull2451]

So, I'm guessing you don't actually know much about religion. Google yourself "Song of Solomon".

[@bunniesWHISPERSasmr]

I spit all over my mothers face when trying to drink coffee and you said 'the wind of zephyrus'.. And *ACK* She was not pleased

[@TokyoDripp]

Yousif Anees you fucking swine

[@vampiretears8733]

Well, I think I can understand Romeo and Juliet now. It's amazing how much you can learn from a hentai reading.

[@solblythewood1349]

how is this monetized, what dark arts are you using?

[@sub2suisei]

Fie! Banish such a curst mind! This is no sorcery- for surely it is art!

[@fairytail2484]

Behol thyn prowress of Shakespeare

[@Feronen]

Even KZbin can appreciate something this ridiculous from time to time.

[@leonidezj9140]

It's called KZbin staff being too retarded to understand the words said in this video

[@otaking3582]

Having over a million subscribers gives you a lot of leeway.

[@hotpikachu]

"I wer' called to th' forst to piss' mynself a ryver." "Hell hath no fury" The code is : 205995

[@hotpikachu]

@MC_ Chickenwing yw

[@bladergaming9844]

17:46 YES THE HOLY SUCC

[@lance4842]

BLaDer GAMING *Y E S*

[@kathrida8555]

I don't even care what it is but you should totally get Aki in one of these dramatic readings and should involve tentacles !

[@kusumapau8883]

Next, read the hieroglyphs version You'll feel so dumb after realizing how advanced our ancestors are

[@roiberroya7837]

does anyone else notice that cdawg starts to sound like sebastian

[@solarpqnel]

yeah like he doesn’t voice act as sebastian, even if i go onto his youtube channel there is no way that he has any interest in black butler.

[@cronoz-sensei4259]

@@solarpqnel...and that's a big fat lie.

[@solarpqnel]

CronoZ-sensei i’m being sarcastic

[@cronoz-sensei4259]

@@solarpqnel I was just trying to complete the punchline.

[@Milkymalk]

@@solarpqnel I'm confused. He didn't really voice act for Sebastian, did he? All websites list another name for that role.

[@user-lc6pg2ul5n]

Christian Hentai.

[@arpadpinter6050]

I wrote this manga for the christian youth

[@somedudeonearth4978]

I gave the 69th like. You're welcome

[@Lucky-fs7xz]

I will create a holy squirt

[@archangelofcoffee922]

Basically, the story of Sodom and Gomorrah in a nutshell.

[@parryhotter8788]

if you wanna live on the streer

[@bandotaku]

I mean, as an English Language nerd, this is kinda hot, not gonna lie. Also, quick guide to pronouncing Shakespearean English, for the most part, every syllable should be pronounced as is. There aren't a lot of "silent letters" because there was no standard spelling yet. And if you have ever taken a foreign language class, vowels should sort of sound like that. Especially Germanic languages. This applies even more so to Chaucer, but Shakespeare is his contemporary, so his writing is as stylized as Chaucer's was.

[@Linck192]

ok they need to do a collab with you next time for sure

[@FnD4212]

Commeth, commethhhhh!!

[@morriganfan8238]

bandotaku Poser

[@bandotaku]

Linck192, aw, I'm flattered, thank you!

[@bandotaku]

Ranstuff, yes! That is also a good note.

[@des-astre]

"Montagne", "gentil", "parfait"... This is french.

[@AliceIsSleepy]

E JP. It's not. It's middle-modern english. It had a bunch of french and german words, since they were, you know, invaded.

[@des-astre]

Theo Makowiecky It is. I’m French, so... When we talk, we use english words, it’s the same thing.

[@marche800]

E JP. That's olde English for you. Taking everything that works and finding a way to fuck it up.

[@des-astre]

Marche800 ?

[@emiliohinojosa4973]

Gentil is in Spanish though.

[@qraee]

"I wer called to th' forst to piss mynself a ryver" this line cracked me up, idk why

[@Payne479]

Shakespearean is the best manga writer in 2018, hands down !

[@misspaige3623]

This was supposed to be smut, but it sounds like they're reading some strange bible piece or something....

[@kzizzles8329]

The bible has some raunchy parts too, especially in the Old Testament when YHWH commanded Moses to abduct women and kill children while burning a city down in Numbers

[@blasphemousgenius247]

Bible black

[@misspaige3623]

blasphemousgenius That's actually quite accurate hahah!!

[@vampiretears8733]

*BEGONETH THYN THOTS*

[@nateroo1486]

The Chosen One Um, heh... it’s... “Thyn” thank you. We can’t all be cultured.

[@vampiretears8733]

Nathan W. Solitario better?

[@bluesyace9564]

omg! you used the t word

[@vampiretears8733]

Ace Dragon OH NO! IM GONNA GET COPYSTRIKED!!

[@3lloGuvner]

For some reason Joey saying "love" when it is CLEARLY "Jove" is really irritating me.

[@gokbay3057]

I feel you

[@ellusiv5121]

bruh, Connor keeps reading Seints as Steins lmao

[@jorgeaguirre7642]

Wow THIS IS TRUE ART

[@checkpng]

OH BOI so is your pfp

[@sophiady99]

At least I could watch this with full volume without making my parents suspect me lol

[@veridian4433]

*_Let me grab my lotion_*

[@kzizzles8329]

Thy lotion is a potion unreachable! For I hath taken it for myn bedeviled purpose

[@stuchly1]

what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[@badabingbadaboom8198]

*AND MY TISSUES*

[@JosephTheApologetic]

Deku///me: shoots 9mm bullet at deku

[@Laetu]

Don’t forget the tissues

[@Thoric_]

so the English language took a wrong turn somewhere, cuz this shit is beautiful and the grammar makes some actual sense. Blessings unto all weebs thy world o'er

[@icarusmarioFAN]

The Great Vowel Shift

[@elliegoo2946]

Ah what's next? Yoda grammar? -I want more-

[@DZ-1987]

Yes... want that, i do. Wonderful, it would be.

[@VidiaReePhoenix]

You mean... *more I want.*

[@katrailhitchens7072]

If they did that I would fucking die

[@thederpaherp5940]

Well just expect that you're a dead man walking, as i suspect someone has done that but either has not posted it or it is just rediculusly hidden and we need to find it

[@otaking3582]

I'd much rather have a hentai where everyone talks like Swedish Chef from Muppets.

[@banan7308]

When CDawg and Joey upload at the same time and you gotta choose which to pick

[@SOMEBODY-qw2ek]

learning this language is my top priority now

[@thederpaherp5940]

Easy, learn English, then add new words and voila you got old English...Also you just gotta guess half of it

[@KawaiiPockyEater]

This was glorious, I have never laughed so hard over a manga

[@SunsetPro.]

Momento Mori

[@KawaiiPockyEater]

@@SunsetPro. Unus Annus

[@Mpoil777]

Was old English really filled to the brim with random French words?

[@AliceIsSleepy]

Pantsu Kakumei Yes. And german. But it's the "modern" english, the very early parts of it.

[@Akaykimuy]

Old English? No. The form that Shakespeare wrote in was, which was early-modern English I believe

[@Mpoil777]

That is quite interesting to know. Thanks for bestowing some of your knowledge to me.

[@connorjaneu3021]

Yes. Due to years of conflict between France and England, there was quite a lot of cultural diffusion.

[@xD-jm2ie]

well, the whole Norman conquest of England would have made a few French words enter the English lexicon