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[@カフェイン中毒者-u3k]

The language was so disgustingly Australian, that the demonetization bot couldn't understand a word that was being said.

[@Eggratz]

AHAHAHHAHAHA TRUE

[@TheREGEND]

Me as an Australian could understand this easily

[@Emily-vc4xo]

Bobby Joe LOL

[@georgeperoni888]

@@TheREGEND yeah simple English

[@Jordanhumanhedgehog]

Yep! HAHAHA An Aussie such as meself to foreigners: Darn foreigners (Joshin', mates. Was just takin' the piss)

[@summan05]

“Nobody in australia talks like this” *laughs in rural australia*

[@disguisedcrocodile]

@ARTEM DORDZHIEV wut

[@disguisedcrocodile]

@ARTEM DORDZHIEV i think thats debatable

[@disguisedcrocodile]

@ARTEM DORDZHIEV i just searched. ive been persuaded

[@disguisedcrocodile]

@ARTEM DORDZHIEV we are now one lmao. starting a new satanic cult xD

[@sassyviking6003]

@ARTEM DORDZHIEV nah fame, name it "Hot as Hell"

[@awsmstevie]

the combination of aussie dialect with japanese honorifics is truly something to behold

[@NihongoWakannai]

Awsmstevie australian dialect actually has its own honorifics, the 'a' and 'o' honorifics. Steve > steveo Jeremy > Jezza

[@TheCarlosCobain]

That legit sounds like some Mad Max characters. Fucking love Australia.

[@mylifeisalie6395]

No more likes are needed now

[@snakeoi8189]

Ayyyyyyy

[@paranoidpanda7407]

TheCarlosCobain Prolly 'cause Mad Max is Australian?

[@sussy7527]

“This video is immediately getting dEmOnItIzEd” *see’s 4 ads throughout the video* *“mission failed, successfully”*

[@JHenry-nz7hy]

Fission Mailed

[@3173_Delta]

Imidiatelly, they said, and it's been two fokin years xD

[@blipblop8959]

John Henry deliam noissif

[@erika002]

DJ Khaled - Suffering from Success

[@abnormal_asian]

We won’t (hopefully) get them next time

[@TheBooglalorian]

So THIS is what would’ve happened if Japan invaded Australia.

[@connorparfrey3634]

Mire like the other way around

[@connorparfrey3634]

More

[@ParanoidBrain]

Connor Parfrey as if it could happen the other way around

[@cal593]

Hawt

[@Web720]

@@ParanoidBrain nah it's more likely, Japan military is dependent on foreign influence particularly America. At least Aussies got their own.

[@abstudios864]

"I got this gay school project, right?" That's my excuse for homework now.

[@SaberMordredFGO]

Always been mine

[@mossteeths]

God damnit

[@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933]

Homework is gay

[@akatsukigajou1639]

​@@mossteethsgoin up bum

[@Kralisedra]

"Chuck it in me gash" is the least seductive thing I've ever heard

[@Damage42X]

Blake C Most**

[@Kralisedra]

@@Damage42X oh you're right, how could I be so foolish

[@cal593]

What mate? Got me pitchin a pretty tent thinkin a gettin a leg ovah

[@SolarArkon]

That’s were your fucking wrong mate

[@nunkatsu]

*most

[@boot_epik]

This video: *INTENSE AUSTRALIAN* KZbin bots: *INSTRUCTIONS UNCLEAR, MONETIZE VIDEO*

[@cyrer6756]

Nah. It was intentional.

[@boneshr]

@@cyrer6756 oh shit

[@anti-loganpaul7827]

@@cyrer6756 Based

[@TheDeathRow]

I'll rate it "oi/mate"

[@gabrielgingras814]

Fancy seeing you here.

[@ellusiv5121]

Wait?

[@TheDeathRow]

I'm everywhere ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) even on the deep web

[@silp5283]

Ozzie man should review this imo.

[@Kimosabes2hot]

Gabriel Gingras DID SOMEBODY SAY FANCY!?

[@noblechief1000]

mom: what are you doing son? me: Learning how to speak Australian

[@KyrstOak]

LOL

[@cobymccarthy1088]

The farks a mom mate do ya mean mum ya drongo?

[@jasoncheshire6693]

as an australian i can confirm there are people who actually talk like this

[@anon8740]

Same

[@feyerngames]

Yeah there are “some” people

[@linkeden944]

Wonder which bogan they had to get to translate this

[@cobymccarthy1088]

I'm one of them.

[@sanchez6194]

To me, it sounded very similar to Scottish English, but I'm not familiar with the vocab differences between the two dialects.

[@ravenuchiha7052]

Fun drinking game for non-Australians: Take a shot every time you don’t understand a term (I’m not responsible for any deaths that occur)

[@numberoneweirdo8980]

I'll be dead in five minutes.

[@azse8524]

Context clues really are a life saver.

[@personiguess2453]

@@azse8524 yep. That 5th grade language arts class really helped out, eh? Lol But seriously we haven't had a lesson on context clues for years at my school it's almost scary

[@tristencox5914]

I'm gonna die so much

[@Noobie2k7]

I'm half English, half Kiwi, i understood everything.

[@chalkpizza3442]

Sweet jesus all doujin translations need to be like this

[@asuka6207]

Hex then it would be more of a comedy site rather tha a doujin site

[@francisstarrk2813]

a fap and a laugh, what more would u want XD

[@ZippehJr]

if that's the case i'll be laughing my ass off instead of stroking my knob

[@englishmuffin7]

Scrubbles : ゼロ "Stroking my knob" LMFAO you people need Jesus! 😂😂😂😂

[@ZippehJr]

English Muffin oi, it's good for u alright 😂

[@Cooldude-ko7ps]

The youtube AI algorithm doesn't understand Aussie slang and thus does not recognize the inappropriate Aussie slang words. Edit: I cannot believe it but this is my most liked comment ever and I’d like to thank ya’ll for liking my answer as to why this video still has ads. Oh god it still has ads in 2020!?!? Edit 2: Damn. It seems to have lost its ads

[@Johnpinckney98]

And thus my life as a youtuber begi- nah, they'll figure it out sooner or later

[@smoker696969]

Us Brits use a lot of this slang as well lol

[@pixxieestixx]

LMAO

[@Cooldude-ko7ps]

@@Johnpinckney98 true

[@Cooldude-ko7ps]

@@smoker696969 true

[@lucas3918]

Day One, hour 6: The video is still monetized

[@undergravitydownforce714]

Hour 7 Watched an add

[@rez505]

Hour 8 still monetized

[@silvshi9302]

Hour 9: Still monetized

[@OrbitalForce]

11th Hour : Still Monetised

[@utopiavey]

Still monetized! 9 hours in! 29 hours now, I don’t think it’s getting demonetized lol

[@looniegaming9419]

I'm not Australian, but I understood *every SINGLE WORD*

[@memeyhere9293]

Quarantine has gifted us omni-english skills i swear

[@monarosberg6036]

Why do i understand it

[@notfiremelon]

@@monarosberg6036 maybe because its english

[@monarosberg6036]

mrotaku c: oh i misread it

[@julesop3866]

*Hah! I watched this video before all of ye M8s and I understand everything like it was fn nothing!*

[@akiramakara2062]

"Actually stoked" is now a mood, guys. And this is the most Australian thing I've ever seen.

[@bassemb]

*Stoked

[@akiramakara2062]

Bassem Boustany auto correct is a bitch. Satisfied?

[@merk1182]

Akira Makara you’ve never heard of that before ?

[@kisekoi5010]

I'm super stokalicious, my dudes!

[@akiramakara2062]

super saiyan gam3r HAS ANYONE EVER HEARD IT IN *THIS* CONTEXT?!?!

[@JustinY.]

You are truly a Man of culture

[@danishnasrullah9577]

Justin Y. Ffs u again

[@vesteel]

Im 4 seconds late :(

[@butterflyflower5266]

Justin Y. 9 minutes late. God damn it

[@mrstrdknmabalz1412]

vesteel cant beat the everywhere ninja, dude got clones watching every videos

[@Temp0ral_]

You again

[@Sectromax]

*"You're gobblin' me knob!"*

[@ShaqNasty557]

OS *Your gonna wreck me kid shitter*

[@freedomfig3276]

PewDiePie: *says fuck* KZbin: REEEEEEE Anime man: *makes a video with hentai* KZbin: yeah that's ad friendly

[@kusumapau8883]

you guys need to see the old english version, it's like reading shakespeare but it's still fucking hentai one of the most cultured experience i've ever had.

[@yasir.3486]

Ghettotaku How can i download this version? can you gimme the link dat Animeman used in this video?

[@n-extrafries-surprise]

I want to read it. Where can I read it?

[@warren5037]

Ghettotaku can you give the link to the old english version ?

[@elijahpacheco7318]

Although I can't find this hentai in Old English...there was this. Toaru Elf o Hikitorimashite | Taking Care of a Certain Elf [English] [THOT Patrol Translations] on nhentai

[@monoditrium145]

Elijah Pacheco It's a snake girl hentai created by mizone

[@via1191]

The fact that 80% of the people at my school talks like that isn't funny

[@crawlingboy]

Floating Whales that sounds hilarious

[@byun_baconbbh6147]

Floating Whales same it's actually funny

[@ANukeWithLegs]

We had a Aussie Mate at school ... he is my best friend

[@Tsukkinara]

saaammmee, we had a Canadian transfer ages ago and you could see the fear in her eyes as she had no clue what anyone was saying XD

[@Blanqmind]

I used to talk like that.. Then I moved into the city.

[@jonas1015119]

closes nhentai checks youtube sees nhentai nice

[@dorupero]

me too im on nhentai 40 hours a day

[@ProjectIceman]

XD

[@Osakarmakun]

nhentai everyday xD

[@MrLucky5001]

The cycle is complete.

[@heikki8150]

Reopens nhentai?

[@Jack-O-Bell]

I'm mexican, i still learning english, and i don't understand a single goddamn word of australian slang, but this shit was so hilarious hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahaha

[@OptimalMario]

Busca el video: aussiest interview

[@baggyboi8470]

three types of english english english American english and Australian english

[@ShiroDawn]

its even funnier when you understand it

[@_eko_ill.1779]

@@baggyboi8470 New Zealand English Scottish English British English Others I can't think of currently.

[@yeahrandoms5]

@@ShiroDawn yep so much more funny when you do understand it

[@bronzieblue63]

I just think someone was really bored one day and thought translating this into a stereotypical Australian accent would be hilarious. He was right

[@lopgamer503]

BronzieBlue kkkkkk

[@deviantartguy0]

I'm impressed at his scope of Australian vernacular.

[@grohlski8669]

The translator was actually commissioned to translate it to "Bogan English" or Australian slang

[@baronblackdragon9078]

*Austrailian Dub > Anime sub*

[@jacksonbirch]

>:(

[@YukonYuki]

I would rather read subtitles

[@fly6325]

when Clannad was Dub by Aussie Bogan.

[@georgeperoni888]

No

[@angelthealpha7236]

*Vs

[@SAkURAYOWA]

This hentai is breaking language barriers.. ✨

[@gordonfreemanthesemendemon1805]

666 likes damn

[@galaxygirlcameron147]

I watch so many KZbinrs I understand all the slang it's not just Australian it's also Irish and English (England English) and other European places

[@purpleravenstar]

Ruizu Love breaks down borders.

[@lintar_rdh]

Day idk, Hentai Haven is gone and this video still monetized

[@IR-Fan]

Don't worry Daddy Fakku just bailed out on Hentai Haven from the Ban Jail.

[@ghostlycosplay5573]

245 days, 20 hours, 17 minutes, 47 seconds. (Calculated the time wrong at first.)

[@lyaluaisya7924]

1 year and 7 months: still monetized with 7 ads

[@TheMissSerena]

Lyalu Aisya wanna get demonized together I go both ways 😉

[@gyrozeppeli4862]

My pfp in Discord is legit Juul cat

[@lynx9802]

"kid shitter" I'm not even Australian and I sadly understood this entire video *still best laugh I've ever had though*

[@hollyc731]

Trust me, I have NEVER heard anyone - at all - speak like this, and I live in Australia. It honestly sounds more like how people assume Australians speak? Maybe?

[@lynx9802]

I know some people who are australian and I haven't heard it either I guess the equivalent is that people think americans speak with a thick southern accent from 100s of years ago???

[@hiraunia]

Night Senpai Or how how Minnesotan speak like an extreme Canadian accent.

[@echoing_waves]

Night Senpai samee

[@idealicfool]

Idk if you've ever come across any of the full on dero boguns lmao the lingo is a dead set ringer for what I've heard from some of them

[@fritzman6483]

Australian translated doujins and manga need to happen more often

[@johnmoo8072]

I agree

[@ZacksScraps]

There's at least one more out there Called Laurie's Bogan Ghost Story, imo it's better. You'll be saying "I could drown a wombat in me knickers", for weeks.

[@justsomeone5314]

Nah, it'll lose its charm. Unless you want it to become a meme (then it would become annoying, as you'd see it done everywhere, and for the majority of cases implemented poorly).

[@DeltaCressida]

Yeh it's a hilarious good read actually tbh they have to do this on a lot of manga not just hentai and doujins

[@Lunk42]

Someofficer It makes them comedy gold but they kinda become impossible to fap to defeating the purpose.

[@ShinigamiSamaH]

I request that "Australian Outback" be made into it own tag in hentai sites, under [Language] of course.

[@abtinbarzin8369]

Fuck, why isn't this upvoted more

[@brittneymiss2232]

Abtin Barzin I just gave it a like.

[@black369ace7]

I need this in my life.

[@adamscott30306]

I want to thank the legend that actually translated the Australian in the English subtitles.

[@ivn2530]

Probably even translation from Japanese to English is easier

[@jamesduong8430]

"since its a hentai doujin you know im not gonna make a single cent from this" gets 3 ads in a 14 min video

[@jase37]

xx Dragonfang1806 xx probably gonna get demonitized soon though

[@jamesduong8430]

im looking at the video again to reply to this comment and it has 4 ads, yes its probably going to get demonitized soon but hes getting a crazy amount of ads on a 14 min video

[@rexevan6714]

Not gonna skip any of the ads for maximum banter.

[@moogle7752]

xx Dragonfang1806 xx got 0 ads

[@ash_aiden]

Jase. Nope

[@Di5tantLine]

This is it. Humanity has peaked.

[@montylemon9445]

Tim Powell *God has joined the server*

[@amegamitenseifan7367]

Every time I think humanity has peaked, we find a way to peak even higher than before

[@HinataChick38]

What a lovely gift to your mom, Joey!

[@user-qw7gg7zp1n]

Oh my god XDD

[@yippycat5303]

Oh god

[@supasnakekiller]

shes japanese, shell understand. besides, if she didnt have a sense of humor she wouldnt have married an aussie.

[@a.a.6789]

supasnakekiller didn't he say once that his dad is danish? either way hope his mom doesn't see this XD

[@mujtabahussain9031]

It's not Mother's Day where I'm living

[@littleaussierippa]

"No-one in Australia talks like this," Clearly Joey's never spent any time in the bush.

[@alexpotts6520]

Unlike Kyo-Kun, who spent plenty of time in Kasumi's.

[@champ1159]

@@alexpotts6520 noice

[@officialFredDurstfanclub]

@@alexpotts6520 fucking hell mate calm down you’re gonna kill me over here

[@tecnicovtr1311]

*_You like like that, ay?_*

[@barnaclescum7011]

Fackin pull a wristie, ah mate

[@JonLucy_downunder]

Five bucks says you were gonna take me dacks

[@chaoticcanine]

I'd never realised until now just how much overlap there is between stereotypical Australian and Scottish slang

[@katierasburn1093]

Chaotic Canine northern England too. You walk into Wigan and this is literally what you get 😂

[@RunicRhino22]

Katie Rasburn similar stuff in the south

[@samj4820]

Ryan Nicholson, I beg to differ

[@HemiLeo_]

*cough* some of it comes from Scotland (we had a lot of Scottish convicts here XD)

[@MrChanpogi]

Oz was colonized by convicts from the British nation. Wouldn’t be surprised.

[@theflow2685]

"I wont make any Money" *Video is actually monetized *

[@Bonniferrous]

The Flow wait what how is it

[@chuckleshelicopterwigwamjo6305]

He was joking about KZbin demonetising things. I have a feeling this probably will get demonitized soon though

[@simonwerner2016]

how can you know if it is monetized or not?

[@otherlen4917]

bet they dont understand how dirty it is yet because of all the aussie slang so untill they get a translator it will probs stay monetized lol

[@lelnel6242]

Simon Werner There is an add

[@nazerlath]

Girlfriend: I bet hes cheating on me Boyfriend: hanging with the boys reading Australian doujin

[@angelbloodz]

How to avoid demonetization: talk in a Australian accent 🤔

[@bluecario]

Someone tag Pewdiepie

[@sukira21]

KZbin's based in America, this video is basically another language to them so they can't demonetize is.

[@thesaviorofsouls5210]

Dom that’s not how it works

[@Anreii]

British slang works too lmao

[@bLUhURT]

AngelBlood Z somebody tell this advice to pewds

[@frankmoore4296]

And here I was, thinking Australians spoke English 😂😂😂

[@kairop]

Dw where i live no one talks like this Maybe some words but not like that lmao Btw yea I’m Australian

[@Robotcreeper101]

Aussies don't take it this far, but we do use a lot of this language just not this far

[@bennice6811]

From my experience, people talk like this around inland Queensland in places like Mt Isa

[@feyerngames]

@@Robotcreeper101 the only one I use is mate

[@theelbow4139]

straight up reading hentai on youtube... you're a man of the people

[@familyplayer1]

Theel Bow XyerDark did it first

[@YakiToriChan]

Theel Bow Joey is god now

[@lukecronquist6003]

>>"nobody in AUstralia talks like this" >>clearly never been to straya

[@tahj9476]

They ARE Australian

[@YoungOneJim]

Clearly never been to Logan more like it moite.

[@kairop]

Lol I’m Australian and no one talks like that Maybe some of it or maybe in the outback but now where I’m from

[@lillykinghaven5581]

B O G A N S

[@wcskeleton1388]

People speak like that but not as full on

[@MGengarDude]

To be honest the hentai wasnt what was stupidly funny you both reading it is what got me.

[@boop4239]

TheBmans bunker Ikr lmao

[@ubayyd]

The way he's voicing the mum😂😂

[@stonedresser5096]

i love how this is swearing with hentai and still its monatized with 5 ads

[@nautilus9997]

4 now

[@heartshakerr]

3 now

[@Vinni-2K]

@@heartshakerr 0 now

[@jurassicfailure9591]

4 now! (˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵)

[@Denial06]

Ciel phantomhive and Sebastian Michaelis where did you find that kawaii Lenny face

[@theaustraliankangapus16]

I wish there’s more Australian girls in anime with the strine accent. I would be so complete

[@pvopop4938]

And scottish and irish and australian n sheet.

[@wariothemilkman]

Jojo part 9 better be in Australia with Aussie Joseph or something

[@burger-esports]

i am aroused

[@ReboyGTR]

”I’m not gonna make a single goddamned cent off this video.” *Video has 4 adds plus one before the video started and another one after the video is finished.*

[@kotosuki]

ReboyGTR demonetization

[@ichigokurosaki2138]

*Ay mate*

[@winston737]

*Righto*

[@gianepineda5799]

Reading a stepmom doujin... on Mothers' Day...

[@sarahkym3]

Nah, man. Mother's Day was yesterday for us. (Australia)

[@ferrumoxydine]

Giane Diego Pineda True AF

[@abd.tjuliano5829]

Fair nuff

[@Adhjie]

u never seen fate zero? darn sucks to be thee

[@ghostlycosplay5573]

245 days, 20 hours, 9 minutes, 28 seconds and it's still monetized.

[@LoliMaster69227]

Full year now. HOW

[@sparrowinwonderland]

A year and 3 months it now a video to watch in quarantine

[@god3785]

A year and 4 months

[@lockheedac-130ugunshipspoo3]

One year, five months

[@FirstLast-hp2tu]

Faaaaaaak

[@TheCaliMack]

I understood all of this. I laughed my lungs out

[@roymantic1833]

i love your channel!

[@tanleyma477]

Funny thing is, some of the dialogue from the villagers in Dragon Quest 9: Sentinels of the Starry Skies utilized a language that's very similar to this one, so I understood all of what's said here too xD

[@ricecake2565]

Same😂😂

[@insertedgyemobandnameshere813]

TheCaliMack same lmao

[@bruvamichal7437]

Not me

[@erenjaeger7281]

Joey: 'I'm not going to make a single scent off this video'.... Me: but...there are 4 adds

[@hypershock0storm479]

Eren Jaeger only saw 1.

[@semskguy]

Eren Jaeger ready for aot season 3

[@erenjaeger7281]

Aidan Semski it's gonna be a while I'm afraid...got a F**CK LOAD OF TITANS TO....oh haha- sorry ^^'

[@semskguy]

Meh, not that long, it's coming in July. Also, unfortunately, the main ark season 3 will cover will be kinda away from titans, so you won't be able to slaughter very many. You can slaughter some of Kenny's goons if ya want though.

[@erenjaeger7281]

Aidan Semski how would you know if you haven't watched it yet?

[@knifefght]

Terrifyingly, I understand everything

[@cyberus1403]

cinderstars you don’t need to be aussie to get the gist of what they are saying.

[@megamcee]

English is not even my native language and I still got all of that. And it was funny as fuck

[@iamgayforfrauxnia3597]

I don't understand a thing, but still laugh my fucking ass off

[@hyugo1359]

same bro what language is that xDDD

[@vienamine]

I was laughing so hard that I BREATHED my gum.

[@Mobilizes]

HOW

[@haf3113]

Ouch

[@Pugnt]

Thats called choking

[@Niiue]

ARTEM DORDZHIEV i think he is good sir

[@anti-loganpaul7827]

Damn press F to pay respects if he did pass

[@Areorn]

im not australian i understood 90% of the slang

[@xNephilimxXx]

Same!

[@lunokhod3937]

Yeah same, we use a lot of the same slang ere' in Yorkshire.

[@anse001]

I'm Danish but it seems like I'm too used to British slang or something, cause I understood most of the slang here

[@nataliaburnett7014]

I'm from the U.S and understood almost all of it😂😂

[@MelodicMiner5]

I’m Australian and understood none of it

[@MudDragon723]

It doesn't take much imagination to translate this slang. Meanwhile other things I've heard such as "I will kings you in the Mackas parking lot" took my local Aussie interpreter to decipher.

[@yttrium_32]

MudDragon723 I'm Australian and I have no idea what that means

[@gumbo64]

*maccas

[@yuikimso8397]

to king some one is to give them THE BIG KO PUNCH

[@Adhjie]

@@gumbo64 like macabre？

[@gumbo64]

@@Adhjie it's like mack-as but emphasis on the ck

[@kathea.3040]

Day 7: Still monetized. Truly a miracle of science Edit: Fun Fact: English ain't my first language. This was a wild ride

[@lopgamer503]

Kathe A. Me too

[@thesenate5291]

23 days later: somehow still monetised

[@sandalphoncpu]

English is my fifth language so my grammar might be worst than your English.

[@Miyuki_Shell]

*its November 2019 and its still monetized*

[@Anklejbiter]

*December, still

[@magentalizard1250]

Guess that means youtube thinks this is child friendly content.

[@paranoiaproductions1221]

@@magentalizard1250 KZbin doesn't speak australian.

[@tanyavondegurechoff3491]

Sauce?

[@sumdood4856]

2020, still monetized

[@beegyoshi5382]

Kasumi: Kyo-kun *I don't feel too good...*

Kyo kun dies in infinity war

[@zahraisonline8794]

Thanos gets a victory royale

[@genesissophia6478]

*sighs* infinity war memes

[@beegyoshi5382]

I'm so sorry I couldn't resist... :/

[@nealleipnitz9332]

Fun isn't something one considers when balancing the comment section but this does bring a SMILE to my face!

[@licittofficial]

To anyone who isn't Australian. People actually talk like that here, this isn't as exaggerated as it sounds

[@DonnieMT]

Certainly, sounds like a normal Monday night to me.

[@twelfth1212]

Not from Australia, and this is PAINFUL! Don't even know what most of the slangs mean (TAT)

[@garrybobbyphogeson721]

Licitt bullshit, I’m aussie and Australia accent is pretty dead. At least in Sydney

[@jacobferrier7383]

come out country mate. local pub banter at this point

[@garrybobbyphogeson721]

Jacob Ferrier thats dangerous shit. But yeah, in city Australia is 50% asian

[@FNFive-seveNN]

*YOU FOOKIN WOT MATE*

[@sbtjlhw111]

that's too posh for a typical aussie english imo

[@sbtjlhw111]

Drew P. Weiner * *_KOENT_*

[@Hollz811]

As an Australian person myself That Hen Tie is frikin mazin *Tried not to swear so this wouldn't get demonitized if it somehow isnt*

[@spacecowboyeddie6803]

As a Brit, I understood about 95% of this and I was dying laughing XD

[@brownslug3036]

As a singaporean, same.

[@milesb.2457]

See you, space cowboy 😎👉🏼

[@Kneecaps333_]

Phat mood

[@deathpoolwilson]

I didn't understand a damn thing and I was cry laughing

[@naethanks]

Same mate

[@NihongoWakannai]

"no one in australia actually talks like this" maybe not in the cities

[@wolfiebun5842]

Jozzarozzer no one speaks like this maybe ya just a weirdo

[@prestongarvey4379]

What about Townsville

[@Mothgoth1]

You're just talking to the wrong people mate.

[@c.i0503]

Plenty of people talk like this outside of the cities. I live two hours away from Sydney in a small, rural town and LOADS of resistants talk like this. Also, my dad kinda talks like this lmfao

[@Esem66]

"Im not gonna make a singke godamn cent" *has 4 ads*

[@howexotic7837]

KZbin has the most fucked up system

[@Ryan-hx4pc]

As an aussie, the amount of swear words dont compare to primary schools

[@uh3610]

SERIOUSLY

[@smoggrog5155]

Nothing like a Australian hentai to bring the world together

[@lilnillasundae]

happy mothers day

[@javaman3403]

That was yesterday.

[@oryo-mocappucino]

Harper Da Squid this was uploaded yesterday so-

[@2b1chik]

Gabby lmaooo

[@fallingcrane1986]

nO

[@javaman3403]

Sakio™ BEATZ What the hell are you trying to get at?

[@ur1c3hu33]

*Y O U L I K E T H A T, A Y ?*

[@nevreiha]

People from certain areas of england can vaguely understand, I think that's the best you'll get outside of australia

[@D4rkKi11er]

i understood all of it and I'm from California

[@kjl3080]

@@D4rkKi11er same

[@yumgum5145]

Happy mothers day

[@theuglytomato4654]

the worse part is that the stepmum sounds like Wallace from Wallace and Gromit

[@March1534]

The Ugly Tomato omg 😂😂😂😂😂

[@brittneymiss2232]

The Ugly Tomato I can hear it. XD

[@TheMegaMario3]

I can't believe you've done this joey i thought you were better than this. Not providing a link to the source material should be beneath you.

[@_KroW_]

Mario Khoury he shows the source at the start

[@anchyi1202]

Mysterman Yes, but we don't want to memorize the title .~.

[@druckbleistift3973]

Same mate, I spent a whole of 2 minutes searching it myself

[@bugatti430jk]

117424

[@yatapaws]

I can't believe you've done this

[@BowserGlazer]

This is still monetized? KZbin must like the good shit.

[@Sectromax]

"Blokes Dunny" I'm crying loool

[@thalioch.3377]

When KZbin monetization doesn’t understand Australian English

[@justsomeone5314]

Best loophole to be found. But we can't exploit it - these bunch of wankers would slap it off in a jiff. The cunts at youtube would turn 'straya into a hate-speech zone.

[@liewbarney4655]

This manga's Australian translation is the most powerful thing to have graced my ears in my entire life

[@veridian4433]

You should make Kizuna read this

[@enzolumare5680]

Veridian PLEASE

[@habibainunsyifaf6463]

in Australian English or Japanese?

[@dank_smirk9971]

Habib Ainun Syifa Fadhurrohman Australian Engrish

[@EpicDeception]

A Kansai dialect version

[@echoingmelodies]

omfg that would be hilarious

[@joose3469]

Wow. And on Mothers' Day too.

[@koba2969]

The Quality Content I subscribed for.

[@Bluemilk92]

Dude, "chuck it in me gash" is so amazing. As far as lewd phrases go, it's actually on top. That's no small feat, as when I was in high-school, I heard a girl describe a particularly lust filled night, saying "I got my guts beat."

[@rickhapstley3866]

"wreck me kid-shitter" is great as well, I laugh everytime at this one

[@Yeahitsjin]

*YOU'RE GOBBLIN ME KNOB*

[@ThaScarfman]

Can we have Maxmoefoe do this. I wanna hear that so bad

[@heybulldog1589]

TheInfectedGamer that would be the best thing ever

[@TheREALBOJACK]

*_OII KAAANT_*

[@scruffles3838]

You finally discovered the Australian hentai rewrites

[@shino4242]

Wait, is this a common thing? Senpai, where can I find more of these? I need a good laugh

[@scruffles3838]

Hahonryuu there's like one more Australian one I know exists, but there's a bunch of really funny rewrites like the 'legend of the meme queen' one

[@oniichan4909]

"Nobody in Oz talks like this", you clearly havnt been to rosemeadow/Campbelltown... I recently discovered the mullet still exists there....

[@OutWithTheOdd]

And this video surprisingly got monetized Congrats mah boi

[@r.j.penfold]

Galactic Android wait really?! XD

[@herzogmeow5596]

Their system prolly couldn't understand really heavy Australian accent and slang

[@thatanimeguyrido1513]

Now this is quality content Also I love the video Idea as your routes of half Australian this is a video only you could of probably made keep it up

[@mysteryboii4869]

Q U A L I T Y C O N T E N T

[@pprot1337]

"Nobody in Australia talks like this" *Laughs in Queenslander*

[@nulllex0099]

This is the most beautiful thing I've witnessed in such a long time, I kinda want to learn Australian now. Your friend's voice turned this into MC and his step-great-grandmother

[@dakodag1820]

NullLex00 what you mean learn Australian?

[@nulllex0099]

Koda is not my real name the collection of slang terms and accents that make up the Australian dialect, as exaggeratedly shown in this video XP

[@nulllex0099]

XxMLRPJordanxX so knock off means to go for lunch at. Amazing. The best one I can do is, in the depths of Harry Potter fanfiction: *Dobby looks up at Harry tenderly* "Dobby will gobby on Harry's knobby."

[@nulllex0099]

CatBun cig is Australian? I didn't know that. I say cig because cigarette's a mouthful but I really didn't think about it

[@Mylesdesu]

I see the yellow ad points, but no ads popped up :thinking:

[@aoiotoko947]

Its called "cut"

[@josh5041]

*ACTUALLY STOKED*

[@thatnerdinthecomments4678]

I died at "kid-shitter"

[@SailorOphelia]

HAHAHA that was incredible, please do more of these! I have never been more proud as an Australian.

[@Terenin]

Your country ain't shit until your the but of a hentai manga joke :D

[@maxempressmax]

I need a translator I don't understand Australian

[@pitchingwedge7546]

Person = You

[@Monyato]

Pitching Wedge I fucking hope so

[@theramendutchman]

Same here, halfway I was completely lost even though I got the context >

[@TruffleSeeker54]

Turn on the English subtitles

[@clivebby4877]

max Spencer turn on the subs....

[@silviag3798]

That was hilarious. Especially the part where Joey was saying he'd be demonetized for this, and an ad started mid-roll...😃😄

[@bam1485]

every time he says kyo-kun in an Australian accent I lose my mind

[@animeducky9]

You say this is Aussie. I say this sounds like a night out in Liverpool or Glasgow xD

[@WhoopEaterz]

animeducky9 the whole aussie dialogue is just drunken slurr from years gone by

[@toastymarshh5159]

Reminds me of Glasgow when they have been on the bender.

[@MiabooASMR]

I got serious Liverpool vibes at some parts 😭

[@animeducky9]

I'm pretty sure Aussies are just friendly Northerners with sun tans and 0 fear of the wilds xD

[@Jus7aguy]

Probably because Liverpool and Glasgow are populated by the guys they shipped to Australia who couldn't hack it and went back home? *grins* (And a few guys who could just run fast enough to not get shipped off. *laughs*)

[@nanamiharuka3269]

What colorful language

[@nanamiharuka3269]

Min Suga Jjang jjang man bboong bboong lol true nice😂✨