Him: You seem quite anxious about this whole vampire thing Me: Thats becaue I went through a vampire phase for 2 years.......and I just realised it never ended it just took a nap
@lily_omgg2 жыл бұрын
“smoking…drugs…” sebastian has turned into the D.A.R.E. lion everyone run
@WereWolfSword3 жыл бұрын
"Human's have poisoned themselves with decadence. Not even good decadence. Cheetos, McDonald's,--" Me: *is eating McDonalds food*
@AnxietyRiddenKay-Lee3 жыл бұрын
“A vampire never forgets” Me-man I had that kind of memory school would be so much easier
@stormshadow29423 жыл бұрын
**A different random vampire breaks into my home** Me: **Picks up hardcover Warrior Cat book, full of faith in it and hits the vampire over the head, while screaming “STARCLAN IS OUT FOR REVENGE!!”** That’s the first thing I thought of-
@ExtrovertED3 жыл бұрын
*Sebastian:* Unorthodox... But impressive.
@masonthegrimreaper8745 Жыл бұрын
Ah another warriors fan Great to see you
@1203_am2 жыл бұрын
IS THERE A GODDAMN LABRINTH REFERENCE INTHIS!?!? THE “I brought you a gift…” AND IT WAS A FUCKING CHRYSTAL!?!? Am i going crazy????
@ExtrovertED2 жыл бұрын
Somebody FINALLY got it.
@1203_am2 жыл бұрын
@@ExtrovertED wait really I thought I was reading into it to much-
@starz_frommyheart2 жыл бұрын
I THOUGHT IBWAS CRAZT ODBDNJD
@PRE_liel_TTY3 жыл бұрын
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG WHERE ARE MY HEADPHONES
@theduckies85713 жыл бұрын
SAAAMMMMEE
@cupcake199l53 жыл бұрын
Same 😁😁😁😁😁😁
@Toren_Despair3 жыл бұрын
The username is everything but same 😩
@hayan77643 жыл бұрын
The one dislike is the window that got destroyed
@elphieofkiamoko3 жыл бұрын
SEBBERS WANTS A FRIEND AND ROHAN WILL ANSWER. His awkward formality is so oddly endearing; I kept picturing him holding a fedora and rotating it slowly in his hands as he cautiously treks through his words like a hipster-passing Mr. Darcy. XD Also the idea that my medications make me unappealing to people who...eat people?? is oddly empowering XD
@omgeodude3 жыл бұрын
You don’t understand. I gotta take this guy… to an arboretum. And then to the hands-on science museum. Maybe a nice observatory? …And then out for milkshakes. Just a few weekends of his time, that’s all I want! I promise it’ll be the good kind of decadence! The real primo “I am a human in the universe” kind. Plus milkshakes. Hahaha! I’m glad this guy came back! I hope he’s able to let loose a little. I’d be very interested to meet the kind of people whose company he keeps. What other qualities impress a guy with a couple thousand years behind him?
@wisher7706 Жыл бұрын
I’d just be excitedly running around and shaking his shoulders and yelling “WERE DRAGONS REAL?! TELL ME DID YOU EVER SEE A DRAGON!” At the poor man
@clickerflight819 Жыл бұрын
Oh my actual gosh I love him so much. A lot of other ones lean towards sadistic rude and creepy vampires and I am here for the wholesome old man looking for a friend
@Sky_The_Daily_Dreamer3 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad Sebastian is back and we're making friends with him ❤️ He seems so gentle and calm - I wouldn't mind chatting with him even if he didn't fix my old house...
@emilymiltich3 жыл бұрын
Him : Laughs Me: 🥴Dead
@maicey_t.3 жыл бұрын
He's so _serious._ I don't know why but I didn't expect that. Edit: I hope that didn't come off as a complaint! He just caught me off guard being so formal.
@ExtrovertED3 жыл бұрын
Oh no, I love constructive criticism What I was going for was that Sebastian has been alone for way too long. He's kinda forgotten how to loosen up
@maicey_t.3 жыл бұрын
@@ExtrovertED I got that vibe, so you did good! He seems very proper. It was just coming from the last piece where he was frantic and scared to this tonal shift threw me a little bit, haha! I mean, obviously the tone would be different, it's a different situation.
@chickentendies27683 жыл бұрын
AYO?!?????? he’s back???? *various noises of excitement*
@AlphanaII5173 жыл бұрын
At least he didn't break my window this time
@joonieborahae943 жыл бұрын
Sebastian should loosen up, he deserves to get showered with affection 🥺 Idk, but Eeeedddd, can he get help develope himself through the listener? 👉👈 Like we help him grow and understand himself again? Or no? 🥺👉👈
@Miri28b3 жыл бұрын
He's back! And so charming!
@cupcake199l53 жыл бұрын
That one dislike is the hunter
@katychristian90493 жыл бұрын
I’m relatively new to the channel but I’ve already listened to a LOT of your audios, I like that they’re all SFW so I don’t have to worry about getting triggered by trauma, it’s all very comforting and I love your voice even the ones for the silly audios, I’ve listened to many of your audios cause I have a REALLY hard time sleeping, I’ve developed a lot of general anxiety that keeps me up and recently I’ve been feeling guilty for sleeping, or im just thinking about bad experiences that make me feel uncomfortable in my own skin, so… I was wondering if you plan to do a sleep comfort audio at some point..?(idk if this even makes sense but like it’s 2 in the morning right now so screw it) sorry I know this comment is kinda pointless so I’ll end it by telling you your an amazing person and what you do is so cool, your content very entertaining and well thought out and you deserve the world, you bring me a lot of joy and that might not mean much to you or anyone else coming from a random person like me but nonetheless it’s true, none of this probably makes sense so anyway I love you sorry for this comment being dumb and long
@ExtrovertED3 жыл бұрын
Your comment isn't dumb. Thank you. I only stick to sfw stuff because I went through something too. I know Eros gets close to that line and there are times that I just can't bring myself to play him. I feel guilty for playing him even though I enjoy trying. I will look into a sleep comfort audio, okay? I hope that you are finding someone to speak with to help. I honestly know very little about properly dealing with anxiety. I'm grateful that you listened to and enjoyed my audios and I hope you continue to like them, as I continue to make them. Please remember that you are so brilliant. I could not have found my way if it was not for people like you.
@markus64313 жыл бұрын
The vamp is back lads!!!
@hannahtaylor6703 жыл бұрын
Awww he's so cute and formal 😍💖💓 I love this!!!!!
@bigdadbeefsticks3 жыл бұрын
6:35 "What do you do successfully?"
@crow56533 жыл бұрын
Yes ❤️ I live for the vampire ones 😍
@dorothy27533 жыл бұрын
I loved this so much eek😍 Now me patiently sits down and waits for Part 3
@leatglitter3 жыл бұрын
it’s here 🛐
@Ellie-Mae_18073 жыл бұрын
Do I remember part 1? Nope. Am I gonna watch this all the way through without remembering what happened last time? Hell yeah bitch.
@ExtrovertED3 жыл бұрын
I probably should have. I made a big mistake that'll have to be fixed one way or another. Either way, thanks for listening.
@Ellie-Mae_18073 жыл бұрын
@@ExtrovertED it’s alright, mate. Mistakes get made, and can be fixed.
@VampireKing20232 жыл бұрын
He sounds like Damon Salvatore😍😍❤❤❤❤❤❤
@lexygonzalez3303 жыл бұрын
Loving this series!
@lotus44873 жыл бұрын
This was amazing Ed. This story is great. I hope for a part 3
@FaithMidnight3 жыл бұрын
I saw something in you worth saving.
@bagotoast3 жыл бұрын
McDonalds sours blood? I’m gonna have to side with Sebastian on this one, McDonalds is gross 😂
@wordsofmischief29283 жыл бұрын
Acidity ph level in one’s body causes cancer...
@wordsofmischief29283 жыл бұрын
I ❤️ this series!! Hope this continues on...I can see where this may go and it is exciting!
@meyanrose3 жыл бұрын
I have been waiting for this!!!!
@shuffle_ist73523 жыл бұрын
16:12 CHEtos, McDONalds👹
@giagarza61653 жыл бұрын
Am I late to this. Yes. am I still going to listen to it. Also yes.
@cupcake199l53 жыл бұрын
I love your audios please give us more vampire ones please 🙏 ❤ 😍😍😘😘😘
@crusher45573 жыл бұрын
OMG YAY
@lordh.6663 жыл бұрын
𝗬𝗲𝗮𝗵~ 𝗶 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝘃𝗮𝗺𝗽𝗶𝗿𝗲𝘀:)
@Thegamer-qd1yh3 жыл бұрын
Part 3 pls
@omindivinoja07893 жыл бұрын
Hope you're doing well...🖤🤍
@ashleypie67763 жыл бұрын
More pls
@mayrazuniga84213 жыл бұрын
Part 3?👀
@novad__69573 жыл бұрын
this is such a great series and i am so in love with it but he says he’s 400 in the first audio and in this one he says he’s at least 2500. maybe i’m just stupid ?? idk
@ExtrovertED3 жыл бұрын
No that was just me being stupid I totally forgot that I gave his age in the first audio I'll have to confront that in the next audio, if I make one Good on you for catching the mistake. thanks for listening.
@novad__69573 жыл бұрын
@@ExtrovertED i only caught the mistake because i listen to the first audio religiously. listening to your audios always makes my day
@wordsofmischief29283 жыл бұрын
I’ve listened to a few vampire ASMRs so I wasn’t sure....but maybe he just didn’t want to shock/traumatize the listener...yeah, I’ll go with that.