AN OBSCENE BOOK HAUL 😭 I waited too long

[@planetdia6529]

This had to be the funniest book haul I've ever had the enjoyment of watching lol 🔪

[@angelwalker3260]

Right? Same here, she cracks me up!

[@newtscamander9370]

I love u so much😭🖤 u are my safe space🔪 i love so much when u say "my friends, my family, my familia"😢🥺 i also love how kind u always talk to us🥺😢🖤 thank u for being here on yt!!!!

[@_the_palest_3000]

This is the first video I’ve ever watched of you and I’m living for your personality and thoughts

[@ashleyarticulates]

“These three reunite and a bunch of fuck shit happens.” had me dying. That’s an accurate description of What Lies in the Woods💀

[@megs_bookrack]

I love your book hauls so much. Your synopsis interpretations have me in stitches 😂 I would love to see you do a Paperbacks from Hell reading vlog. If you need another one to add to it, you should check out Black Ambrosia. Also, I hope you have fun with Night Shoot! I am planning to read that and one of his other books, The Forgotten Island this Summer. I love Slashers in the Summer 🔪🔪🔪

[@idkwc694]

you are 100% my comfort youtuber. your voice is so soothing but it doesn't make me sleepy because you make everything sound so interesting and entertaining

[@PattiReadsALot]

Your book hauls are truly a gift!!!! I really needed this today, it was a long one. Your descriptions of these reads- iconic. I particularly enjoyed the suitcase description of the main character in Lone Women 😛

[@billiep1603]

I know Shakespeare is spinning in his grave with everyone romanticizing Romeo and Juliet 💀

[@heidilocke4763]

Great Bookhaul! I loved The Haunting of Alejandra ❤️

[@itsarah_irl]

Firstly, ur makeup is literal FIRE!! I am obsessed with that little floral chair behind you😍 yes to One For My Enemy, yes to Black Chalk, Yes to Murder Your Employer. Just.... YES TO ALL!

[@jennthebookwyrm5484]

Regarding Romeo and Juliet...you are not wrong. It's not a romance, it's a tragedy. I hate that they make kids read it in high school in America because teens can be so fragile at that age and for sursie we should be telling them that they should kill themselves if they can't have their crush of less than 24 hours. Seems safe.

[@robertholden4586]

Jordaline don’t even!!!! Your face card never declines either huntyyyyyyy ❤💕🧿

[@hostilecucumbers]

I need to get the Haunting of Alejandra from the library. I'm not buying books lately bc I don't have a job currently and have a concerning number of books already, but I really want to read this one. Also, pretty sure you're literally the reason I'm reading so much lately, Jordaline. I was reading like 5 books a year, maybe. This year my goal was 15 books for the year. I just finished my 27th book of the year yesterday. ur my inspiration and my queen 🔪

[@GracieMarie011]

I’ll always be here till the end Jordan! 🔪🔪🔪

[@erinkessler23]

Not Tom painting with a hairbrush😂😂😂

[@HHArtistry]

You definitely need to do Fantasticland on audio as a companion. So good!

[@KatieColson]

Okay new intro music!! 🤩

[@jennthebookwyrm5484]

I've read Fantasticland. It really is great, but I recommend the audiobook because the actors really go for it! 🔪

[@JulEnglefaris]

I feel like just from that little info on The Last Word-- I can already tell how it goes: The person who gave her the book is secretly the author, and the golden retriever dies. Whenever there's an animal and a horror book ... Arrghh

[@Rachelw]

I would recommend you do the audiobook for FantasticLand. There is a whole cast narrating the book. I didn't love the book but the narration makes it worth it.

[@kleffgoeverafter]

I loved the audiobook for Fantasticland! It is full cast and it was wild!

[@Hanna-gy1ln]

As far as I understand it, and trust me, I am not a professional in Renaissance literature, however, I have read Romeo and Juliet and I too understood it as making fun of or showing the ridiculous side of romance, more precise, the stupidity of youthful love. Considering that Romeo and Juliet were both young, (13 and 17) even for Renaissance standards. But even more, I personally believe that the play is there to show how stupid it is to pass a feud down to other generations until no one even remembers why you hate each other. So, I believe you are right. And even more important than all this Shakespeare stuff, YOUR VIDEO IS AMAZING! I love your content!

[@mellyemily4648]

Loved this book haul! 🔪🔪 definitely gonna be reading Sanderson . I’m halfway done with mistborn!

[@chriswildfire]

Love this video! It made me LOL a few times. One question though I new to watching you and wanted to know who is Tiffany?

[@reemohlabane]

Listen. If someone asked me what my spirit animal is... I wouldn't answer with the little guys that "woof" or "meeow", I'd answer "it's JORDALINE peoples! I love your video bro. And I NEEDED a laugh today.. thank you for existing mate

[@raven_watches]

I love the idea of giving an "interpretive dance" of a synopsis 😂

[@louisegrady9589]

You're giving me a Tiffany complex 🔪

[@eyereadwhatiread126]

I bought The princess and the grilled cheese sandwich because of you and loved it :) Love your content and will always be a "Tiffany" for ya!

[@jollyjohn11]

Loved seeing you haul all the books I've seen in your reading vlogs and therefor already know how you feel about them (love a good origin story/prequel!). Just added FantasticLand to my TBR! 🔪🔪🔪

[@katrinamill5030]

What Lies in the Woods was my favorite this year!!

[@_ashleylh]

🔪 I love when you "break character" in your book hauls. Kaigen the damned had me in stitches. Keep being you Jordaline!

[@Sammi92501]

Your videos bring me so much joy, thank you for making them!!🔪🔪🔪

[@JAKandtheBookStack]

I’m so excited for your Mistborn journey! The trilogy took me down a path I never expected, and now that I’m reading book 7 in the series (it’s considered era 2) and I think Sanderson is a favorite author. I never read fantasy before 2022! 🔪

[@JadeMartin-bb7nu]

Oh Jordaline! I love you, you’re a f*king star ⭐️ I feel like I want to shut out the world, sit in a dark room and binge every video you’ve ever put out 😅

[@VanessaButtino]

I hate when people classify Romeo & Juliet as a romance. It’s a tragedy of epic proportions.

[@briannanicole5309]

Fantasticland was the first audiobook I was able to enjoy, normally my mind wanders too easy for me to listen to books but it held my attention and it was SO GOOD

[@bananamilk2263]

IMMEDIATE subscription this is so funny but so entertaining at the same time I love you already

[@cynthiakrysak4461]

🔪 Into the Drowning deep sounds intriguing!

[@BriarRose91]

Loving this book haul! Your descriptions have me rollin! ♡♡♡ honestly I watch all your videos because they hittttt 🔪

[@LexieMoon321]

I needed a book haul today! 🤍

[@lvbckr]

I actually wish I could hear every book synopsis the way you tell them 🔪

[@michellesmelancholia]

David Sodergren is indeed an icon ✨

[@CottunCande]

From one of your previous vlogs I had to buy "The princess and the grilled cheese sandwich" too! It came the next day, so happy 💖💕🧀🍞😋

[@Hannah_Reads]

This haul is hilarious!! You are too funny. I subbed immediately

[@podenco]

I didn't love What Lies in the Woods either but you must MUST try the other Kate Alice Marshall horror. Trust me bb, Our Last Echoes and These Fleeting Shadows especially. The former is about a fog covered island with a history of mass disappearances, the latter is about an old family mansion full of secrets. Her secret trilogy (those two plus Rules for Vanishing) make me feral and alter my brain chemistry

[@earthtoelya]

Yesss, would love a Paperbacks from Hell reading vlog! 🖤

[@samdor935]

I had DNF’d one for my enemy after pre-ordering it😢 sad because the art was STUNNING. It felt insta-love, the texts between Lev and the girl (I forget her name) were painfully cringey, and the writing was so simple compared to her other books (what I call “and the sky is blue” level writing)! I quit early (~p80) so maybe the ending picked up, can’t wait to see your review❤!

[@christirandazzo3769]

🔪 I can’t to read several of those. Especially The Princess and the Grilled Cheese Sandwich. Sounds really cute.

[@polychromist]

Excellent video as always! I’d love to hear your thoughts on the rest of The Writing Retreat because it’s soooo bonkers 😂 🔪

[@andieland1923]

🔪 I just read The Princess and the Grilled Cheese Sandwich today and I LOVED it!!

[@haley5803]

Unrelated, but your makeup looks stunning in this video. Wow you're glowing! 😍

[@meggamillion2014]

in the vein of Family Business, I read a non fiction that was incredible called the Trauma Cleaner- about a trans woman and her longtime job of cleaning up for hoarders, after messy crimes, etc.

[@teacatsbooks1294]

The new cover for The Final Empire is not even that bad, in Spanish we have a version in black and white with a bald man screaming in the middle. That was... a choice 💀

[@annmariesloan8406]

Loved the George R.R. Martin book. Read it in literally a couple days. Same with Fire & Blood. Wishing he would finally release the second Fire & Blood book

[@wordedworld3010]

I just discovered you today! I LIKE HOW YOU TALK! You reminded me of my friend!!!! HAHAHHAHAHHA VERY FUNNY! It feels like you're talking directly to me!!! I will watch more of your videos

[@Ms.SpookyNerd]

Great haul 📚☕🪴🌈

[@amandagasper4863]

Have you read The Bergers Brothers Family Funeral Home??

[@logandickerson2105]

You just popped up in my recommended and you are so funny. I watch 4 minutes and had to subscribe you made my whole day

[@jnbrady3]

I'm here for the fingernail tapping on the books ASMR. 😂 🔪

[@tammiegipson8870]

I want to read the Haunting Alejandra. I watched the Conjuring movie about it and really liked it.

[@alfredm9763]

So funny when you whisper! You are killing it🔪

[@yuristeaparty]

I loooooved The Writing Retreat! The locked room atmosphere in a spooky mansion about writer’s block was such a fun read for me. 🔪

[@Kenough_in_Wonderland]

Got my wine, I'm ready for the haul, play the video jeremy!🔪

[@Pheasant-wy3cg]

😂😂I want to read about Kagen now but it won’t be as good as how you told it 😂😂Fantasticland and Murder Employer also now on my tbr list! It’s a shame how some books start out so good then just go downhill. I now want a dog called Gouda 😂x 🔪🔪🔪

[@jessicaguerrero6905]

Give me some of that hater-ade 🤪😂

[@bignails2]

Let me paint your nails!! 🥰💅

[@nancyledford4568]

Ok girl I have to get my pen and paper

[@PiaLaPlaca]

they're so wrong for printing happy place in hardcover and not paperback🔪🔪🔪

[@sproutygamerreads7947]

🔪 My friend got me Brent Week's Night Angel trilogy when it came out.I read the first book and liked it. My husband though took it and nlew through it and loved it. 😂😂

[@rowan.27]

🔪🔪🔪🔪 I wanna pick up the princess and the grilled sandwich so bad it looks so cute!!

[@250cupsofjunk]

Oof no love for the hazel eyes

[@chrissymissy11]

Hello my name is Christina and I'm new to your chancel and the books I'm reading are Shadow Land by Alyson Noel and Long Live the Pumpkin Queen By Shea Ernshaw and Land of a Hundred Wonders by Lesley Kagen

[@celi2653]

‘Meg….Meg?…Sorry Meg, I’m like including you in the synopsis…’ Tell me why this part had me _rolling_ 😭 Love your personality, love your videos, you always make me laugh 💚 Edit: Oh and 🔪🔪🔪 Edit: just realised how sinister that looks I’M JUST DOING THE EMOJI YOU ASKED FOR

[@JH-tv8zg]

You look STUNNING as per usual :)

[@Jonathan-B_]

Kagen is an icon 💅

[@krisprepolec5616]

🔪 Book reviews by interpretive dance 😂😂

[@jessicajacobson2337]

I LIVE for your book descriptions! Ok so Kagen the Damned…..your description was so great! I’m going to buy it asap. However I feel I would only be able to imagine it as a drag queen drama…..and that my friend would be epic! 🔪🔪🔪

[@margaretdyal1380]

I LOVED Lone Women. I read it right after i read Our Wives under the Sea, which i hated. I also didn't like Daisy Darker. I've read Jonathan Maberry before and you sold me on Kagen with your description!

[@Tiffany_FeeFeeTV]

I’m good. Life is going well… 😂😂 (what’s the Tiffany gag - my name is actually Tiffany)

[@kaitlynlorentzen4375]

🔪 theres a few books you brought up that im interested in. I'm trying to get into horror more so all the horror genres you mentioned are now on my tbr lol.

[@haley5803]

I read The Haunting of Alejandra. Unfortunately, the book disappointed me. I had such high hopes for it because I adored The Goddess of Filth by V. Castro. I hope you like it more than me!

[@rubyalaine]

I loved the audio for Fantasticland 💀🗡

[@traciumbreit3762]

You’re so entertaining 🔪

[@lifewithhollyt]

New subbie here! Loving this haul, sweetpea

[@halm1773]

Interested to know your thoughts on Mistborn! It was just a book to me, average to below average. But yeah often it seems to be youbtubes peoples wet dreammm of a fantasy novel 😫😫 make it make sense to me Jordaline!

[@irenegonzalez6390]

🔪 grilled cheese, and Love

[@Xxlove522xX]

My name isn't Tiffany its Jessie LOL I read the writing retreat and really enjoyed it so please continue.

[@catherinet4002]

A lot of fun to watch and I always come away with a book or two To read 🔪

[@Ccloveshorror]

If you love cheese alright sold 🔪

[@augustwillman2690]

Your videos make me so happy. 🔪

[@CoralTheWitch2023]

You look gorgeous in this video! You’re convincing me to buy George Ronald Regan Martin’s books! I LOVED the series ❤❤❤! I’m thinking of changing my name to Tiffany! 🤣🤣🤣🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

[@JordalineReads]

Thank you Tammy 🥹🍓🤎

[@sydmoong]

i think publishers need to start calling you up to write book blurbs actually 😭🔪

[@zachiahkhan]

🔪 loved this ❤

[@roxannawhatever]

Amazing book haul 🔪🔪🔪

[@TheWorldAccordingToLouise]

🔪 I would love to read the The Haunting of Alejandra But we don’t have it for sale here yet. 🙄

[@cindywingetbooks]

🔪 great haul!

[@casieblevins7253]

Stop. Right. Now. And dont read Fantasticland without the audiobook. It is my Number One All Time Favorite audiobook. Dont miss it!!!!

[@wakkawakka900]

I would love to start reading paperbacks from hell. I need to Read. Something. Else.

[@simply_han]

Loved this! 🔪

[@pumpkinschannel777]

Just curious, but is this video unlisted or private or something? I have notifs turned on but didn't recieve a notification when it uploaded. I only found this video because I was bingewatching your book haul playlist. I felt like I uncovered a lost artifact when I saw this thumbnail in the playlist lol

[@JordalineReads]

Bahahaha it was unlisted. It was up early for my patrons. 😂😂

[@pumpkinschannel777]

@@JordalineReads Oh cool, I just got super lucky and got to see it early then! ☺ Really hoping I can support you through patreon soon, queen!