AN (un)HELPFUL GUIDE TO B.A.P

[@iminitforthememes]

Btw guys, I decided I'm going to do another Ask B.A.P video! This time they'll be giving advice and stuff. So if you have any questions, reply to this comment with them :) (Or you can send an ask through tumblr at allbap)

[@jamiwashere]

OMG OK I HAVE A QUESTION. Can I get uhhhhhhh...... Boneless pizza?

[@gen2037]

im in it for the memes Daehyun, do you have any advice for being as obsessive as you?

[@geto_suguru_simp]

Why are you all so mean to Daehyun?

[@Feelkkari]

im in it for the memes dear Dee-high-un - who put the mask on you and why did you take it off?

[@Thetiredteddy]

Dear Youngjae and Himchan,how do you deal with Daehyun during long trips? And Zelo how many pictures of Mochii do you have on your phone?

[@Karknakkers]

I still can't believe they wanted to give Daehyun the quiet image at debut like the boy can't keep his mouth shut he's either shouting or eating 😂😂😂😂

[@babyzsingamelodyforlife6901]

it's look like he can really kill for food (chicken) 😂😂😂😂

[@anga2782]

And they wanted to give Youngjae the genious image. That was cringy.

[@zara3016]

Laura Catalina Angarita Molano even the lie detector disagree 😂😂

[@babymilksnatcher]

JOHNNY'S GONNA FREESTYLE- just like Yongguk being obsessed with war movies when he's actually pacifist af... Ta-Dah really was something.

[@stars-and-clouds]

Omg 😂😂😂

[@samanthalouise510]

"congrats! u've learned nothing of value" - my high school diploma

[@baperfect9556]

DAEHYUN IS SO DAMN LOUD RIP EARPHONE USERS

[@armyblackjack3836]

baperfect THANKS I REALLY APPRICATE IT

[@armyblackjack3836]

baperfect AND IDK IF I SPELLED THIS WORD RIGHT

[@NC-cg1di]

Everyone talks about how loud Daehyun is, but nobody in the group is nearly as loud as Youngjae. I could make a compilation of him screaming and yelling and it'd legit be over 10 minutes long. There is an actual video on here that's just him yelling. He is so loud for no damn reason. He'll just randomly start creaming for no reason what so ever out of the blue.

[@nazaricooke838]

So are we all really gonna act like Youngjae isn't the loudest person to ever exist in the history of the world? He never stops screaming. I don't understand how his voice isn't in pieces.

[@rainbow1851]

Why am I watching this when I stanned them since summer 2012 lol

[@stopsleepingonb.a.p780]

sameee xDDD

[@SweetDragoncandy]

When you try to get to know b.a.p but every clip is 0.02sec long especially were they show the info abt the member, so u spend 15min watching a 5min video, trying to stop it at the right frames T_T

[@stars-and-clouds]

She did call it unhelpful 😂

[@greenapple8883]

DanceEatSleep this!

[@Feelkkari]

I feel sorry for all new Babyz who came in during Skydive and Wake Me Up/BangDaeUp solos thinking BAP was cool and having to face the reality that this video presented. 😂 Also WHERE IS BANG YONGPIN

[@iminitforthememes]

DJFD HOW COULD I FORGET SUCH AN ICON im a fake fan

[@vanesa5395]

That would be me. I thought they were all cool and badass hahaa I was SO wrong

[@noemieney8316]

Jupp, totaly me haha, but I really like them😅❤️

[@shisteryeontan6]

kagnomi I thought they were cool and badass at first but then ended up loving the reality even more.

[@anga2782]

Poor souls

[@monostar7]

Man this is gonna be long but I gotta share this with all of you babyz. Ok so I've known about kpop since late 2013 and I heard about B.a.p even then, I heard some of their stuff in 2014 but actually the only kpop star I regularly listened to was g-dragon even tho I was familiar with a lot of kpop groups. From that point on I was a kpop casual listener, I didn't stan anybody( didn't even know what it was) literally until 2017. I started stanning BTS hardcore 3 months ago, which was a first for me(apart from g dragon) but even with them i struggled with names and faces. I known about bts also since 2014 but I never stanned them, you know. Them B.a.p came out with Honeymoon and i was floored. How tf did I not pay attention to these gorgeous talented men before?! I learned their names and faces in ONE DAY. That has never happend, not even with bts. And now I'm deep in this hellhole of agonizing over the fact that these TALENTED UNIQUE BEAUTIFUL FUNNY AF MEN ARE SO UNDERAPPRECIATED AND HAVE GONE THROUGH SO MUCH SHIT CUZ OF TURD SHIT ENT. MY HEARTS HURTS. WHY THE FUCK, THEY'RE SO GOOD, THEIR VOCALS, THEIR RAP, THEIR MUSIC AND LYRICS!!!!! WHY IS THE WORLD SUCH A SHITTY PLACE WHY DON'T PEOPLE SEE TALENT WHERE IT IS!!! fucking turd shit entertainment!!!!

[@monostar7]

On a brighter note,you're one of the few content creators here that made me cry from laughter I can't believe how top quality your videos are, tbh. They're premium trash, my stomach hurts from laughing so much. And you just cemented my growing love for these talented creatures, it's hilarious how over the top yet accurate everything is??? Amazing

[@onthethruway01]

I've been into k pop since 2008. DBSK was my gateway group. I remember when Warrior came out and it's been on my play list ever since but I followed VIXX really hard because of the dark concepts and B.A.P. fell off my radar. But then I stumbled across Skydive and now I'm totally a Baby. Just wish I hadn't slept on them for so long. Mea culpa. What a fantastic group and I am head over heels for Himchan.

[@jamiwashere]

"-cheejiburger (I'm sorry)'' Hey, that's me! :D

[@yonggukkidatplayground5255]

The way himchan answer jongup its the same is the cutest

[@dedicatedanna]

*Ts entertainment* -SHIT accurate :)

[@stopsleepingonb.a.p780]

just read my username xD

[@juto8052]

STOP SLEEPING ON B.A.P Your Name is telling the truth..XDD

[@LOULOU-fo2hd]

pls read my username. ♡

[@sophzzz7778]

Yes, I like you, very much.

[@stopsleepingonb.a.p780]

well you like B.A.P and anime so you're my new fav person xDD

[@d.ommeex]

STOP SLEEPING ON B.A.P HAHA

[@fiqsonmingi]

"give jongup glasses" "FUCK GO BACK"

[@KZ-om8gi]

That fuck go back when jongup wear glasses lol. i dont wanna enter another fandom but the boys are so funny. Also i saw them live and daaamn zelo and jongup looked so good when they were dancing! I couldn't take my eyes off them😱

[@fakesmilesandlaughs5118]

Good luck haha; you're not going to be able to escape.

[@myfavisreid]

*me everytime a different member showed up*: THAT'S MY BIAS THAT IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MAN IN THE UNIVERSE LOVE HIM *TS shows up*: *crickets*

[@balooroo8684]

the only reason I haven't learnt anything is cause you described them so perfectly so like theres nothing new for me to learn but everything related to BAP is of value only thing missing is Yoo Youngjae = LOUD PT.2

[@Shawnaberries]

Why did I watch this ? I'm already bap trash.

[@psychoagath]

i discovered your channel 2 days ago and i watch everything on replay; i have never seen anything that hilarious; you show their personalities so well in these vids im crying

[@titemartiniquaise]

sourmochi prepare yourself to Stan this channel even more than BAP X'DDDDDDD

[@fran-nl7xu]

daehyun: loud youngjae: loudest

[@anishazwani100]

i just couldn't believe that jongup is so innocent 😂😂 coz he's really charismatic on the stage 👏

[@yoondoIIi]

I first discovered Bang Yongguk, and then I started listening to B.A.P and I'm super new Thank you for this video it helped a lot remembering their names, I want to give them all my love ♥

[@matokiswhistlesandguns.6700]

Welcome new baby

[@LuminousLilith]

This was so awesome!!! 🤣...Stan B.A.P and you truly stan Aliens! 👽Their personalities morph all the time! Any one of them can be savage af at any given time! 💀 Lol..I needed something like this right now, especially with that 10 member bullshit going around with tooshifty entrapment. 🙄...im in it for the memes, you are Saving Life! 🌹 B.A.P are Life! 💚 BABYz are Life! 💚...I need to relieve stress and manage my anger better, so my question is...What's the best way to destroy ts main office? Or How can I relieve stress w/o committing a crime? 🙏

[@lilithdharma2337]

LuminousLilith 10 member bullshit? What is that?

[@lilithdharma2337]

ohwoahwoahthatsnono _1506 Ooh :| even so, better if they support B.A.P. 😡

[@fengyu6620]

Thanks for reminding me why they're my ulti group 😂😂 gotta love those dorks

[@lenab.7491]

Honestly, I feel like Youngjae is louder than Daehyun. Like, Daehyun is extremely loud when he's in a good mood (and sometimes he just seems to be in a bad mood, nothing wrong with that), but Youngjae is screaming constantly

[@Lialikesfrogs07]

Yongguk is one hot grandpa

[@eggaplant5099]

REPORTING IN MATO LANGUAGE IM DEAD

[@shhhh5895]

Just forgot to mention Zelo as giant baby zelo since the adorableness is his personality.

[@lyubovkarnaukh8471]

I love your videos! They always make me laugh! But the scenes change so fast in this one that I can't read anything. Can you please slow it down somehow? I would really want to know what you wrote about each member :)

[@SARA-zo9ek]

you can pause the video, which is what i did.

[@sophzzz7778]

The faster, the funnier it is to me for some reason lmao

[@shirokakitsune6606]

STAN TALENT STAN B.A.P

[@NC-cg1di]

Youngjae is the lead vocalist, Yongguk is the main rapper, and Jongup is the main dancer.

[@Eva-xr6nr]

I think giving them wrong positions was a joke because she wanted the video to be an "unhelpful guide"

[@neyneys4619]

I laughed at that TS part

[@PackOfWolves]

okay i got into BAP like a week ago and honestly THIS IS SUPER HELPFUL FFF

[@PackOfWolves]

any must-see videos for a new fan?

[@jungjazle9248]

Stheere weekly idol (2012,2013,2014), one fine day (2016), killing camp (2012).

[@jungjazle9248]

and nimdle

[@PackOfWolves]

thank you =D =D =D

[@titemartiniquaise]

TS: - disappointment

[@sarahm.3365]

Daehyun: Do you want to build a snowman? Jongup: Snowman?! Daehyun: Yes. Jongup: Go away!!! 😂😂😂

[@babylen7893]

As always, amazing!! Stan Mochii, stan talent!! And ur just in time for the comeback!! Comeback announcement just came out earlier!! We're BLUE this time!!! 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍💙💙💙

[@xoxo-kc2ks]

Youngjae is also loud as hell (DAEJAE!)

[@secrettimebabyliv]

"Congrats you've learned nothing of value" 😂😂😂😂

[@Lisa-se1ez]

* Himchan voice * I love Your videos, I luv it haha I luuv it [#sorrynotsorry]

[@Lily-ty5mv]

Schedule for comeback is released! www.allkpop.com/article/2017/08/bap-drops-official-release-schedule-for-7th-single-album-blue

[@elenaa.998]

God Himchans cheeseburger...I die every time xD and I love Youngjae's hysteria so much

[@thefriedtofus]

Im glad we have you in our fandom

[@byjasminn02]

WONDERFUL!!!!

[@teddy984]

This was. Beautiful. I love watching bap vids. It reassures me that babyz r still out there 💜

[@baileesmith1892]

*already stans the group* *watches guide videos for the laughs* I love this group way too much, like, I can’t 😩 they’re so amazing 😍😍

[@mynameisix]

Everytime your video pops up in subscription box, I know there is one thing to do before clicking: turn down the volume or just take off the headphones, because if there is a video, there will be obnoxiously loud Daehyun. But I never do it. And then I suffer. RIP EARS.

[@allisonsidney]

*starts Video* *starts headbanging to classic music*

[@farfaraway6004]

It is unhelpful at all bc now you make me rethink about my bias list lmaooo btw this is the best guide to bap! Wohooo

[@xinyingng3236]

Can't get over Yongguk's frog sound XDD & Daehyun always loves Jongup ·-·

[@7ornever]

I learned...our leader is an alien bunny, a duck, and a frog. Got it. 👌

[@prettyinpink3294]

perfect timing that schedule release for blue breathed life in me and this video made me laugh so much and I cheered for all 6 of my babies super loud and just thank you for sharing!! I love these dorks so much oh my goodness.

[@roxas2610]

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS KIND OF VIDEO FOR B.A.P

[@Sochisas]

I am new to Kpop (not even a year) and even newer to BAP (like last month) and this was very helpful lol

[@n.3957]

welcome new baby

[@saskia98]

Sonia Sharp aww welcome baby~ if you want to know something about BAP/kpop feel free to ask! :)

[@from1__107]

The beginning caught me off guard

[@dprvixx]

'ts entertainment -shit' honest to god i laughed for the rest of the video holy jesus im in tears why am i like this

[@jinjin7594]

TS entertainment -shit 😂😂😂

[@kixuxichickenbits570]

perfect for new fans tho so accurate

[@stannosaurus]

Try watching this at a 0.75 playback speed. It’s beautiful.

[@CherrySenpaiii]

I know I needed this in my life

[@olgliriobaby7718]

😂😂😂I was laughing the whole time..“ I love cheeseburger.. I love it”-Himchan hahaha 😆

[@cnsun17]

Its dark and gloomy outside but then I saw your notification and it was like the sun came out...

[@Panneapple]

Im away from all civilisation and can only check my mails and yt waiting for the trailer to be released and your last two videos are the only new things bap-related ive seen in the past 10 days and i dont even know if ts gave us any kind of update since the computer shutdown ithing two weeks ago which is a little annoying bc im really looking forward to this comeback sincr its my first so anyway i just wanted to say your last two videos really brightened my days so thank you

[@shreyaseen5427]

Panneapple the individual and group teasers are out already! Maybe you can check on KZbin if anyone has made a slideshow of those. Check those out soon it's heaven 😊

[@n.3957]

Check BAP Amino Updates through the web if you haven't installed the app yet :-).

[@b.a.parelegendsitsafact3126]

words ca't even describe how perfect this video is. but one thing of Junhong is missing : TALL AF

[@SummerStorm1996]

The last tip was so important honesty. Thank you for another wonderful video :)

[@noxmoonyisadork]

JONG FRICKIN UP MY BOIIIIIII you're too precious i s2g BRB gonna go buy nesquik [which flavour tho?] Also WHAT IS BAP WITHOUT CHEEJIBURRGURR [i leeeeve it] Watching Daehyun eat makes me oddly happy WHYY #givegrandpabangsomerest2k17 THIS VID IS PERFECTION ILU

[@riarosej]

I was gonna comment on your last video to make a video like this IM SO GLAD YOU DID I SCREAMED WHEN I GOT THE NOTIF

[@shreyaseen5427]

What is wrong with me... Cheejiburger has been such an overused joke and I still can't get over it 😶😶😁😁 this video was very useful for us babys.. Great! 😊 also about giving zelo clothes 😂😂😂

[@jongupswife218]

"stan talent, stan mochii"

[@saraekarosana4730]

And i lose my coolness after mochii came out with the perfect bgm !!!!

[@besa2464]

Squinting Jongup is my reason to live ㅠㅡㅠ So cuteu~~

[@alana932]

why did i watch this but I'm feeling blessed

[@Mysticalsnow9678]

First the #blue schd and now this- you are a gift to this fandom

[@MaddiMakeup07]

oml i was waiting for this video. im dying over here

[@antares5000]

I'M CRYING HELP I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

[@nomnomxp__9676]

Mochi is my bias. Sorry daehyun 😂

[@k.1358]

this made my day 😂thanks love your videoooos💞

[@faiza7533]

Daehyun: was an ahjumma in his previous life

[@Medli]

nothing of importance?? false. i learned everything i need to survive this cruel world

[@danapetkova8503]

The best guide to B.A.P ever

[@golbitaizad2897]

But tell me if this ain't the most accurate guide ever??

[@s.m.969]

Beauty at it's finest

[@snoopycutey19]

perfection.

[@noxmoonyisadork]

THAT MOMENT WHEN U REALISE HE SQUINTS BECAUSE HE ACTUALLY NEEDS GLASSES BUT IS TOO LAZY TO WEAR CONTACTS 😐😐😐😅😅😅

[@sarahm.3365]

I SERIOUSLY LOVES THIS SO MUCH. I WAS LAUGHING AND CRYING AT THE SAME TIME...😂😂😂😂😂 SERIOUSLY THIS VIDEO IS THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY WEEK....😂😂😂😂 P.s.: Thank you for taking Wake me up....I'm in love with that song...😍💙

[@klaudiabiaas9399]

i watched it sitting in front of my mother and she couldn't understand why I'm crying and laughing at the same time. I can't feel my face srsly xDDDDD

[@cgen24]

Shit I just noticed that they actually tried to sub himchan speaking mato 4:51

[@axennetoombs8697]

Your video has added a new fan to B.A.P congratulations!

[@steff_an_ee9886]

The spongebob music I'm in love

[@JiaPia3]

4:33 I laughed out loud 🤣🤣🤣 I really feel like they could’ve been super popular internationally had it not been for ThatShit Entertainment.

[@salty-dorito3612]

3:21 I AM SCREAMING

[@niccxxl]

I couldn't stop smiling lmaooo love ur videos

[@myshiteu7750]

Best video I've watched in a while imo

[@axcvilla]

I'm not a new baby but I enjoyed this video so much. Zelo needs to get himself a shirt. SERIOUSLY.

[@LadySuikoden]

Stan B.A.P Stan im in it for the memes 💕

[@1bbs96]

i just cant stop smiling since the beginning of the video.. 😂😂😂 this really my world.. 😂😂😂 all of these fact are so damn accurate.. 😂😂😂😂

[@yasminonel9134]

Somebody helps me to find my life i lost it

[@kendrexx9358]

Ts: Shit. DYING

[@vanealla9492]

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS

[@UPTurn12]

I want to stan them even if they are disbanded, hope they have reunion soon ㅠ.ㅠ

[@zaraakkaya]

Thank you for finding my bias ;) It's btw. Daehyun