Ancient Aliens Were at the First Thanksgiving - SOUTH PARK

[@southpark]

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[@rameyjrartstudios2861]

Like the time Cartman didn't believe he had an anal probe now that's history right there

[@ignaciojavierkairuzeguia599]

I can't longer watch episodes in english without a vpn 😭😭

[@RustinChole]

You guys are the best for having SPS.com out there for super fans who don’t have hbo max.

[@KevinGomez-fz1yg]

@@ignaciojavierkairuzeguia599 Same amigo estaba chingon ver los episodios en su idioma original

[@Danielle-wj8un]

South Park needs to end. It's lame now. Let it go.

[@Tigerman1138]

“Where the truth *is history* ...” I love that.

[@redead2u]

In that universe I wouldn't doubt it. Their entire existence is a tv show for aliens

[@that_guy0_0]

I came back just to upvote your comment 🤣🤣

[@simondbmusic4171]

Stan even stabbed one in the neck..

[@joeangotti2707]

The taco rules all

[@SoRaw514]

HUH!?

[@joeangotti2707]

@@SoRaw514 all a reference to a South Park episode

[@truthseekingtroll3575]

As someone who used to watch Ancient Aliens religiously more than 10 years ago when I was a teenager in high School this is so accurate LOL.

[@scottieeasley4907]

Jesus kid.. well at least u came around. Better late than never. Just dont ever LET SOMEONE PISS DOWN UR BACK & TELL U ITS RAINING. (ITS NOT, ITS PISS). I used to love HISTORY channel. It was A LONG TIME AGO. 20YEARS OR SO.. IT WAS REPUTABLE & CONSIDERING MOST OF US DONT HAVE TIME TO READ HISTORY THEY OFFERED US THE MAIN CLIFF NOTES TO SUCK US INTO VARIOUS TIMES IN HISTORY SO THAT WE COULD LATER LOOK INTO IT OURSELVES.. BUT EVENTUALLY U TURN ON HISTORY & IT GRADUALLY GOT STUPIDER & STUPIDER..

[@monobiteme6014]

As an astrophysicist Theory, I say yes 😂

[@jamesandrews8698]

see thats an appropriate time to watch ancient aliens.... not when you are 65 lol

[@staraptor2711]

Same, I watched it when I was 13, even though I liked it I was confused at many parts.

[@basiicasiic9297]

History Channel after hour be like: Hitler lost to Tupac in a rap battle

[@psychxmania]

literally

[@SoRaw514]

@@psychxmania 🤏🏼👁️👄👁️🤏🏼 * LITERALLY *

[@mrsoshadabaadman]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@kNo1bdy]

Lol 😂

[@cloutelfin8323]

LMFAO IKR

[@R0MULUS97]

what's sad is that this depiction is not far from the actual History Channel AT ALL

[@SynderNOfficial]

Wow it's almost like the creators knew and made fun of that 😮😮

[@dragonmaster613]

@@SynderNOfficial "are you on your period?" -Cartman

[@JohnyG29]

Er....that's the joke old chap. That's why it's funny.

[@elisabethheiman2104]

Yeah. In fact, I would be surprised if Ancient Aliens haven’t tried to suggest that aliens played a role in the first Thanksgiving yet, given the crazy theories that my mom likes to present as “fact” due to this show over the years. She has made claims that Leonardo da Vinci was an alien, so was Albert Einstein, and even some US Presidents were aliens as well. Hell, she has even claimed that we humans are descended from aliens themselves. Next, she’ll probably claim that my cat is also a creation of aliens or that dogs were a gift from aliens.

[@mar1205]

@@elisabethheiman2104 i like ur mom

[@sheepgod2008]

The fact that this actually looks like something ancient aliens would make just makes it a whole lot better

[@matthewhall7976]

I remember as a kid getting roped into a group project with people who had terrible ideas..it sucked but was fun..lol

[@xxBilly12]

Then it didn't suck my man.

[@ghoul4748]

@Pepe Laugh He's not a guy, he's an idea.

[@matthewhall7976]

@@ghoul4748 pepe does not understand.. A man can be killed but an idea can not.. Also I looked like this a year or so before Vfor vendetta came out, so they ripped me off😁😁😂🤣😂🤣

[@buttersstotch601]

In a world with crab people and talking towels, thanksgiving probably did have Aliens

[@KingKogaDragon]

I fight monsters and aliens.

[@bmartin2304]

Yer a towel!

[@KingKogaDragon]

@First name Middle names Last name Yes and Power Rangers style too.

[@kyleross5019]

I read your comment in Butter’s voice

No. It just shows how ridiculous History channel is that it makes even less sense than South Park.

[@KevinGomez-fz1yg]

History channel at 12am

[@brandonb4742]

6pm-12am

[@JimmyBergman7]

Jesus is God 🦁

[@jennifertrandafir]

Yeah, should rename it to "Aliens Exist Channel"!

[@King_of_69s]

History channel all the time is more accurate

[@W.LL1999]

@Ethan Pae Unicorns exist man.

[@duckbuttah915]

Fun fact, while I was student teaching, a student of mine asked if he could use ancient aliens as a source. My response was “Sure you can.... if you want to fail.”

[@Robert53area]

Well did you specify primary sources or secondary sources? Can't fail someone in a report unless you specify. History gets difficult if you only specify primary sources too, as that almost always restricts it to newspapers, court documents and diary entries.

[@jordannicholson8751]

I know this may be satire and heavily exaggerated at times, but they hit the nail on the head.

[@jackripper2329]

Based on fals believings

[@Maskof7eyes2]

In this specific instance it's very unexaggerated

[@everfree1992]

I like the double meaning of the History channel slogan "The Truth is History." Clearly Trey and Matt really wanted to do a good spoof on the whole channel at that point.

[@sonfrieza]

As a fan of Ancient Aliens from Plymouth, MA, seeing this episode on TV for the first time was probably one of the high points of my life.

[@Sean12248]

0:36 Professor of History, Oakmont H.S......0:54 Culinary Associateof America....seems legit

[@joeyleagjeld]

As someone who watches ancient aliens, This is so on point.🤣

[@CUTECATSTUDIOS]

joey leagjeld ikr

[@bornfree8073]

@@CUTECATSTUDIOS did an alien right this? Who knows?

[@CUTECATSTUDIOS]

@@bornfree8073 idk

[@Jay-eq9gb]

I even have a strong interest in the ancient alien theory and they just go wildly out there even by my standards in order to create new episodes.

[@erickamakeeaina1649]

100th like

[@xJordanW]

This is legit the ‘ ancient aliens ‘ programme 🤣

[@DokkaChapman]

Parents - "you ever going to stop watching these South Park clips?" Me - "ummmmmmm... no"

[@liberationwasalie2982]

everyone: who cares

[@ImTheDogeKing]

“Your watching the history channel when the truth is history”

[@CUTECATSTUDIOS]

The Doge King indeed

[@goodtimesroll8]

You're*

[@ArunaUtd]

One sentence and you can't even quote it correctly, fucking hell.

[@cringebleach905]

Where*

[@mikadeca4031]

"This is not history" "Dude it is called the History Channel" The old days when everything the tv said was taken as a fact

[@aliensoup2420]

For most of my life I used to think anything on tv had to be true. Now I think just the opposite - if it’s on tv it is most likely BS.

[@anniebunny722]

I love how this episode parodies the first Thor movie!

[@neartikulisani_hod]

🤣🤣

[@ComicalRealm]

no one: history channel: 🛸 👽 👾 👻 💀 🧟‍♀️ 🧟‍♂️

[@Cazz8203]

you people and your stupid f'n memes

[@7resist7tyranny7]

Its all about the ratings

[@atibpokharel8143]

Duncan Everton- Professor of History, Oakmont H.S. Charles Biggens- Culinary Associates of America

[@mgr_video_productions]

This is History Channel is sadly like this now.

[@blondeplants1133]

Really? Wow...

[@letsgetlit2829]

Been this for at least a decade

[@Prinsybrito]

I lost it when I saw the alien drawn on the map 😂

[@tonymcnamara9368]

Ancient alien theorists, say, "YES "!

[@youtubemoderationtaskforce5583]

Ancient astronaut theorists They’re careful to never definitely say yes, aliens came here. Or at least the narrator only says it from the context of what the “ancient astronaut theorists” think. They always say: Some ancient astronaut theorists believe... Or some ancient astronaut theorists contend... Some argue... Sometimes the narrator will say “is it POSSIBLE that extraterrestrials visited the ancient Egyptians through some kind of sophisticated other-world vehicle?” Then he will say “some ancient astronaut theorists say YES.

[@martinsmith5520]

It's so sad that the history channel has become a joke

[@sarinat3101]

"In all the history we research, we don't find any suggestions that aliens weren't present." -conspiracy theory logic

[@NostalgicGamerRickOShay]

These days, that's the "official's story's" logic. And the so-called "conspiracy theories" make more sense. (Not all, mind you, but quite a number.)

[@jwhite1559]

The conspiracy theorists are the clowns who believe any official narrative despite overwhelming evidence of constantly being lied to

[@walterrising4276]

Quite a basic bitch conclusion

[@ranilbadol7228]

the kids on cape cod part:o mah gawd 👁️👄👁️

[@BungieStudios]

What annoys me about Ancient Aliens are two things. 1) They don't present counter arguments to increase entertainment value. 2) One minute, they'll argue God and His angels were extraterrestrials because the spiritual realm doesn't exist, and next minute they'll say ancient Egyptian quartz rocks stores the spirits and souls of their ancestors. IT'S LIKE MAKE UP YOUR MINDS, Producers! 🥴

[@ComicalRealm]

Plot twist: We were the aliens all along

[@spiderofsparta785]

True lol

[@RCmeditation]

Legend has it, the war on stuffing is still being fought to this day in another galaxy

[@5Dmaxx]

Where the truth, is History.....🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂 Outstanding!

[@Zatvornik]

Aliens? We c a m e before anyone could!

[@SpinosaurusTheProudSocialist]

This is so accurate lol.

[@MahoganyBlack]

Dammit South Park! Always hitting the right notes 😂

[@SparemintThe93rd]

The history channel is clickbait

[@gododoof]

This makes sense when you realize the History Channel is run by aliens.

[@Tigerman1138]

Mind-blown!

[@kingstarscream320]

Well there is no reference to aliens in the corporate records of the History channel so we don’t know if there weren’t aliens.

[@sethderusseau3429]

As a history major, this explains exactly why I refuse to watch the History Channel.

[@GreatMewtwo]

Kyle Broflovski. Professor of Thanksgiving Studies, DeVry Institute.

[@GF-nm1cl]

The history channel, where the truth Is history

[@BobbyFlay14]

Thing is in South Park they’ve encountered aliens multiple times by this point 😭

[@valenesco45]

This is goddam true, thats why im not gonna pay for these channels anymore

[@rankoorovic7904]

I am surprised that Ancient Aliens doesn't anylize Stargate as proof of their theory?

[@LunasOnlyLover]

the one dislike is an ancient alien Edit: the 22 dislikes are ancient aliens

[@NostalgicGamerRickOShay]

Did you catch those 22? 😉

[@walterrising4276]

Mlp fan

[@vinylrescueband2126]

Amazing. The only thing they forgot was an "If so...."

[@Hypnot47]

i cracked at 1:11 xD

[@mukinmukin6352]

Love Cartmans convinced "Uh huuuuuh"

[@nighthawkj30A4]

History channel has been Obsessed with Aliens. Alot lately

[@youtubemoderationtaskforce5583]

Ahh yes they should just call it the PSA channel. Pawn stars and aliens channel.

[@inky5574]

I'm not saying it was aliens, but it was aliens

[@vixka-]

South Park at 12 am HISTORY KIDS!!!

[@DPK365]

If it doesn't mention it then it might have actually been aliens....we should always read between the lines LOL

[@NostalgicGamerRickOShay]

1:08 That looks more like a Leprechaun's boot.

[@rozasupreme]

Fun Fact: The first thing said between the Natives and Pilgrims was a Native man named Samoset asking in clear English, for some Beer. By the time the Pilgrims arrived, he had already travelled the world, having been captured, enslaved and freed before.

[@stanmarsh5287]

As we can see, this is trustworthy because it's on the internet. Specifically on a video about not trusting unverified sources.

[@rozasupreme]

@@stanmarsh5287 except this is verified and can be easily searched.

[@walterrising4276]

@@stanmarsh5287 Thanks for telling us you've never studied a topic you act like a genius on

[@ale189251]

This was hilarious when it came out because all those channels had like "monster hunter", bigfot stuff and aliens rolling the tape all the time. lol

[@aaronbarlow4376]

While it may be a joke there really is no evidence of old texts claiming aliens were NOT at Thanksgiving.

[@scottieeasley4907]

The history channel is a JOKE. NOT A FUNNY ONE. THANK U SOUTHPARK . THANK U SO MUCH GUYS. IM SO HAPPY TO SEE SOMEONE CLOWNING THOSE CLOWNS AT HISTORY CHANNEL

[@charleskeefer3043]

Thread like feathers, needles were brass like.

[@valiantthor9847]

Love this episode. And the way nobody in the public eye is off limits. The way it's supposed to be with comedy . not edited by the PC brigade

[@syoung321]

I'll never look at Cape Cod the same way again.

[@kushtrimsmn]

South Park predicting Netflix's Queen Cleopatra's Origin, as African American.

[@sourabhkarmakar8040]

😂

[@justin_time]

This is scary accurate. A+ to SPS on their project!

[@cole5212]

“you’re watching the history channel, where the truth is history!” this couldn’t be more accurate

[@HeronimusBilly]

always got me XD 1:12

[@meltedmarshdaddy]

Thanksgiving??? THANKS GIVINNG????? It's called "Indigenous People's Day"! Check your micro-aggressions bro

[@Tigerman1138]

Stop agressing That is “Columbus Day.”

[@youngmasterzhi]

It’s called National Day of Mourning

[@Mr2000sEraClassics]

Indian Bifrost War At Colthenheim

[@CrunchyNorbert]

these guys never exactly lie

[@denisgauthier9191]

I thought Kenny was a goner for good

[@scottieeasley4907]

History channel where RESPECT was evicted 2 decades ago

[@pabbischannel8812]

Well, the kids encountered aliens in the very first episode so in this universe it is quite plausible.

[@Adog00]

Love South Park it’s like my favorite show

[@greghannibal]

Never change, South Park

[@skellingtonmeteoryballoon]

Ancient alien crop circle surprise would be cool this 2020 Thanksgiving.

[@KennyNGA]

One of the best episodes

[@Alex2148_]

No one : The history channel on mid night 0:20

[@f2p122]

Moo! Moo moo moo!! Moo moo?

[@ofallmyintention9496]

I just watched that old episode again last week

[@O6i]

yo the SP writers are top tier and hip!

[@tiffany7023]

Give Kenny a birthday episode already!! I'm going to comment this on every video new post until my requests are met.

[@jam9852]

I really want to see a Kenny birthday episode too but spamming and whining won't solve anything sorry.

[@tiffany7023]

@@jam9852 The squeaky wheel gets the oil.

[@michelleburkholder2547]

Cartman actually become president in an alternate reality. He has served his term and now and is refusing to leave the Whitehouse

[@stanmarsh5287]

He was promptly replaced with Scott Tenorman.

[@cashglobe]

Professor of History, Oakmont High School 😂

[@ABCEasyas--]

This show is STILL on the air???

[@JuanLopezXVIII]

God bless you south park

[@leechurchill1965]

History Channel - Where truth is history.

[@nominoodle]

My Kyle Broflovski hat arrived in the mail today, I’m so excited to cosplay the main boys with my friends together once the lockdown is lifted! :)

[@cloutelfin8323]

This is literally history channel late at night

[@stephenwillis6937]

I 💘 Wild West Tech back in the 90s

[@Transforsen]

I lost it at Cape Cod

[@brentdye1504]

Ancient alien thanksgiving edition.

[@TheRastafarianStuff]

where the truth.. is history. lol well said

[@aeroripper]

LOL all answers = 👽

[@kevinthepaladin235]

History channel went crazy back in 2010

[@FreyofKtau]

1:12 tho XD

[@jamesandrews8698]

I've been getting truly riled up and pissed off about the ignorance surrounding ancient cultures. Thank you South Park for taking these red decks to task

[@jetfowl]

Nowhere in the History Channel's documentary on the possibility of Ancient Aliens at our first Thanksgiving did they reveal that the Ancient Aliens were not Crab people from the center of the Earth. Just sayin'...

[@Zeldafan-cb8zr]

so that's why turkey stuffing exists

[@Hypnot47]

best clip ever

[@Da_Wurm]

Duncan Everton _Professor of History, Oakmont H.S._ Lmao i've seen this episode maybe forty times in my life already and somehow never noticed that until now

[@LuciAudios]

When will there be a new episode?

[@RustinChole]

How the hell have I not seen this one!?!?!? I gotta pony up the money for access to all the episodes. Not like I won’t watch em all.

[@SynderNOfficial]

Access is free..

[@leketeke10]

I think this is the history channel in India.

[@premjayaprakash282]

India is a dump

[@ohlawd3699]

@crazy silly Nah, I think that's in San Francisco... 😵