Andale: Best Town in the USA - Fallout 3 Lore

[@xander2698]

*Picks up an old comic book from the basement of murderers* You've lost Karma

[@CErra310]

It's such a stupid system If any of the RPG cutbacks of FO4 have been positive it's that that system was scrapped

[@JackOfen]

@@CErra310 It was a lot better in Fallout 1 and 2.

[@howaboutsomesoyfood]

Glad they mostly scrapped it for new Vegas and completely got rid of it in 4. Karma system was basically what the devs thought was bad even though a lot of decisions in fallout are morally gray. Though 1 and 2 did it a lot better. Wouldn’t mind if it was implemented properly.

[@neegas3490]

💀

[@GiordanDiodato]

@Julio Cesar it was stupid, though. Kill bad people? A-ok. Steal from them? *You lost Karma*

[@Rawkwilder]

Oh I remember stumbling into this town thinking: "every one is so nice and well behaved... i don't trust this."

[@iceasaurusrex7774]

Rawkwilder Rule #5 of being in a wasteland: never trust anyone or any place that is too friendly

[@nathankeys195]

Iceasaurus Rex covenant

[@kingweeb3365]

I got the same feeling when I got to that "oysis" in the clockwork city

[@Rawkwilder]

@@nathankeys195 I didn't drink the lemonade.

[@nathankeys195]

Rawkwilder I don’t trust their lemonade

[@letha4423]

"One to the East" *Looks West* "And one to the West" *Looks East*

[@souna5755]

@pig in a blanket are you having a east and west stroke or is it just a joke?

[@ARedMagicMarker]

@Raat It was the purdy wammen in the comment who dared to show her face to a seething ball of hatred like you, wasn't it? lol.

[@connordervoncyberlifegesen8529]

The Red Sterling Mc'Bae where did you get women from?

[@ARedMagicMarker]

@@connordervoncyberlifegesen8529 I was poking fun at the fact that... "some" subset of men are automatically and outright rude/nasty to anyone with an irl pic with a young lady in it for no reason...particularly if it's an attractive wamen. It's a thing, trust me. XD

[@strateupgamr7]

And one to the weast Edit: son of a b****** someone already did it

[@bombthing]

The second the boy said something along the lines of, "dad normally takes care of newcomers," I was thinking, "this is some Texas chainsaw massacre type family isn't it?"

[@The_Mad_Regent]

I was about to say this sounds like a bad Texas Chainsaw Massacre Rip-off.

[@dronespace]

Lol

[@Fenris2]

Kids didn't know about the meat

[@paradyne1T101]

I keep thinking about the movie "Wrong Turn "

[@kadinlong7333]

The Saw is Life

[@Messiah114]

*Get the ketchup linda*

[@savageshot3723]

Tobirama Senju LOL

[@normalperson2637]

Linda:OK! Inside Linda:did he mean blood or tato juice? BANG LINA:SHIT FINE TATO

[@hyperlink463]

Use barbeque sauce instead

[@ItsEdboy]

But Bawwbby

[@liamharper9081]

Damn idk the 2nd hokage was like that

[@AlphabetSoup3000]

The thing that fascinates me about this little culture is that once you marry someone you apparently abandon your former family. Maybe that's how they got around the squick of marrying their siblings? They somehow have it firmly in their heads that marrying someone establishes a new family that doesn't have any relation to their old family. That would explain why the siblings have different names, one family had to pick a new name to establish themselves as separate than the other one. That would explain why the boy said his uncle 'used to be' the brother to his father, and why that lady said the old man 'used to be' her father.

[@emkato21]

Makes perfect sense . It's their way of making it less obvious they're inbred lol

[@Makarosc]

Maybe their polygamist

[@neegas3490]

.

[@theluftwaffle1]

I think we're missing the point.. THEY HAVE KETCHUP??

[@TheSciuzzo]

NO KETCHUP! Just sauce

[@supernova582]

TheLuftwaffle 1942 but what if its tomato flavored blood!

[@dragongreek9059]

Yeah How do they have ketchup after nuclear explosion

[@cwirowaty]

@dragon greek You guy know ketchup is made from tomatos right? And there are tomatos in the wasteland.

[@le-grey-far-away]

Isn't ketchup just the Devil's lettuce? XD

[@c0pyca113]

“We’ve stumbled upon a town of inbred cannibals!” *Though there is a copy of Grognak The Barbarian by right next to the refrigerator...*

[@somm150]

what

[@henrysrandomcontentx4002]

Wait...

[@Fenris2]

I played twice once I became their friends then I blew them away and saved the kids maybe I'm unsure

[@shadowninja1059]

@@Fenris2 😂

[@ameliawright6947]

7:17. Actually, Junior is supposed to look a little... Mishaped. Compared to others like Bumble, he'd supposed to look out of proportion. Of course that's due to the fact that he's the product of incest.

[@enclave315]

I think he was implying that

[@nocultist7050]

"Its radiation caused mutations!" - Todd Howard

[@destroyerblackdragon]

I just assumed cause a lot of the in game models look weird.

[@zombielizard218]

Surrealist Gal Charles Hapsburg the . . . Somethingth of Spain had a chin that was like 3 inches longer than normal or something absurd like that from inbreeding.

[@lanceuppercut6168]

So then the guy and his wife are brother and sister?

[@smufr9277]

"we have to keep this video advertiser friendly" *TURNS ENTIRE FAMILY INTO PILES OF BLOOD AND ASH*

[@olliegoria]

well they are cannibals so

[@olliegoria]

@Julio Cesar but their shed and basement are filled with corpses and body parts

[@olliegoria]

@Julio Cesar what theft? stealing what from who??

[@Brugar18]

Shows the video content portraying inbred cannibals

[@GoldenChildBH]

LMAO “Get the ketchup, Linda!”

[@maestromanifesto7697]

EAT MY SHORTS

[@nocultist7050]

"Ketchup" should be unique combat knife carried by Linda. XD

[@ammccormick]

Hahahaha. that's exactly what I thought.

[@weed3728]

NoCultist Studio if only Bethesda was more creative lmao

[@yuriismywaifu203]

Ketchup: 20% better critical damage and turns enemies into a bloody mess resembling Ketchup.

[@TeamDiamondShaft]

I live in the real version of this city, Annandale, so it's always pretty spooking exploring these locations and hearing references to locations

[@tolsmith2344]

Don't trust the Smith's or Wilson's. it could save your life

[@dowom1452]

Eat them before they eat you....

[@nuclear1617]

Nice

[@LeeHarveyOswald1000]

I live in Burke, like 10 minutes from Annandale

[@rebster6716]

I used to live in Annandale... when I found this town in Fallout 3 the first time I freaked out

[@EndsleyIV]

I like how you are sneaking deliberately as quiet as possible in a stealth suit, meanwhile you have a dude clunking around in power armor behind you.

[@a.t6066]

That's why you use stealth power armor

[@shawnwolf5961]

I mean hey, gotta have a meat shield.

[@damiantorres3591]

Shawn Wolf Metal sheild you mean

[@servancastillo986]

Cannibals are always the,"a little too happy and friendly that it's almost uncomfortable"

[@rixx0s]

Can't have your future meal stress out. It's unhealthy both for the food and you.

[@thaneofwhiterun3562]

They probably want you to be off guard

[@catbox7958]

You don’t want to consume the stressful and paranoid emotions in their blood. But rather you want to eat the sweet happy delicate emotions.... then again.. how would I know so much about blood?.. hmmmmmmmm

[@ax9696]

Obsidiron Pumicia Don’t people go crazy upon prolonged consumption of human meat? Lol

[@obsidironpumicia4074]

Andre O In specific cases, yes. It's called wendigo psychosis, but that's only when there is literally _no_ other source of food available. Those knuckleheads coulda just eaten tatos, or mutfruit, hell, fire gecko meat or deathclaw, God forbid! But nope, people. Just people. With ketchup, preferably.

[@tikiman3741]

WE'VE STUMBLED ACROSS A TOWN OF INBRED CANNIBALS. "But there is a copy of grognak the barbarian"

[@theblackbaron4119]

*Sweet Home Alabama!*

[@FreeOrderBallPerseverance21]

Tiki Man *Enclave Cannibals

[@FreeOrderBallPerseverance21]

@Demiclea "America WILL live! Even if it means eating random people."

[@twowolveshighfiving]

18:53 lol

[@twowolveshighfiving]

18:55 actually 😫

[@chy03001]

Iceland has an app that lets you know how distantly related you are to the person you met at the club. It's not a question of "if", but "how far removed" ;-)

[@Khenfu_Cake]

*cough* mitochondrial Eve *cough*

[@lucas-xf7rc]

Thats not true... Thats a myth

[@yeetngreet148]

Actually the reason for it is because a lot of them share surnames because they carry the tradition of passing the name of the mother or father to the son (like “John-Son or Mary-Daughter). Also because a lot of people have common, traditional Icelandic names, the surnames don’t vary much. So that app would be able to see that although you share a surname, you aren’t related, but you can also have different surnames and be related, that’s the issue.

[@shuheihisagi6689]

@@yeetngreet148 You people need some immigration or something .

[@DarthNoox]

When people act too friendly in fallout then be ready to pull your gun at any moment

[@Doombringer_r]

Should be Fallout’s motto

[@LaBerengenaAtomica]

It's like good ol' No-bark Noonan said: ''I don't trust a man that doesn't have something strange going on about him, cause that means he's hiding it from you.''

[@T800_Terminator]

Darth Noòx M.

[@bootybangjr]

That's not how it works. You pull out your gun as soon as you see a human nearby.

[@SkorMedia]

LaBerengenaAtomica - No-Bark is our Confucius

[@arachnidsLor]

oxhorn: the only fallout channel that educates me about the chemical make up of old people smell.

[@ewkak.8470]

Mars A.K.A the best type of youtuber

[@themudpit621]

THEORIES, they were, just theories - signed, an old person.

[@darthvengeance6427]

HK-47

[@hypnotoad28]

I love it when people say "It's just a THEORY". It'd be different if you said "It's just a HYPOTHESIS". There is a difference between theories and hypotheses. Anyway, I'm not sure which of those this idea is, I would need more information, but there appears to be some evidence that backs up the claim, based on what he said in the video.

[@themudpit621]

All glory to the hypnotoad.

[@CounterClaws]

I like how old man Harris is voiced by the same guy that voiced the valt tec rep in Fallout 4.

[@marcelcummings7418]

Oh my God!

[@OhhLocky]

Thinking about it I can kinda hear the similarities old man Harris like the pre war vault tec guy that has been kicked in the throat

[@codyquinton9187]

its the same voice used by almost all old people in the capital wasteland

[@tobythedog7478]

Yeah he play alot of characters, he also voices Abraham Washington

[@AdmiralKarelia]

For those who've played Starcraft, he's also the voice of Judicator Aldaris.

[@MM-vs2et]

A cheery couple in a dystopian future, literally called the wasteland, is a red flag any day

[@LeeLeeLeeLeeLee]

Book of Eli

[@MrLazland]

I came for a video on fallout. I left being an expert on old people smell.

[@awesomea992]

why do you have so many likes

[@toaster9922]

+Awesome A because yes

[@srbrant5391]

"YOU smell like ointment and pee!"

[@robertnett9793]

Not to forget the mathematics on inbreed... So much new information...

[@srbrant5391]

+Robert Nett I learned that from researching space colonization.

[@nousername2942]

That whole thing about "old people smell" was actually extremely informative, thanks

[@fredrickbanks1966]

no username your comment mixed with your pfp was less expected then the old people smell tangent

[@xTbonexable]

"But when their shelters ran out of food, they need to eat something." *steak ad plays*

[@troutkingmike754]

ODST Jester I got a McDonald’s ad.

[@cavejohnson4306]

ODST Jester I got a dog food advertisement.

[@wyattalford9064]

I want some Schezwan sauce for that steak

[@andyphu5038]

Tide Ad

[@paranoidowl8360]

"COME ON DOWN TO STEAK HOUSE!"

[@morpheusbutasasquirtle4431]

"And theyre listening to enclave radio." Well thats your first sign something is wrong

[@cplpetergriffin1583]

right because being patriotic is bad....typical

[@ARedMagicMarker]

Well, Enclave does reek of conservative/republican/right wing/ staunch traditionalist authoritarian, just like the family. It actually adds up, if you pay attention to some of the stuff the family says. I'd be shocked if they weren't listening to it. XD

[@cplpetergriffin1583]

@@ARedMagicMarker Well i think thats just a ploy though. This whole town is just trying to be as friendly and open as possible to attract visitors

[@ARedMagicMarker]

@@cplpetergriffin1583 Uuhhhh, yeah. To EAT them. Did you not SEE the basement? Everyone knows to stay away from the town... even the residents know why people avoid them, and they prevent others from leaving so they can get more food and so they can't warn anyone who already doesn't know to stay away.

[@cplpetergriffin1583]

The Red Sterling Mc'Bae Yeah that’s what I meant. They start out warm and wholesome to attract visitors and put them at ease until they bring out the forks and knives and have a traveler buffet

[@theblandcharlie822]

"We look forward to *having you!"* Once you see it, you can't unsee it.

[@nobleradical2158]

They drop little hints throughout their conversations with the lone wanderer. I rewatched the whole video and once you know, they drop hints all over the place.

[@JadeLockpicker]

"Maybe you can stay for dinner." but never says what's for dinner. Maybe your better off not knowing

[@Mr.Nobody_97]

“Hey kids! Looks like we’re having a friend for dinner!” 😅

[@medli7725]

Oxhorn wants to be advertiser friendly so he doesn't swear in videos he makes about incestuous cannibals.

[@Doombringer_r]

Meanwhile at KZbin: Hmm...Incestuous cannibals..But he doesn’t swear so let’s give him ads.

[@Pokemaster-rm7vk]

He says certain swears sometimes

[@mrburrito7772]

CelticTheKnight 👌👌

[@rylog8]

Also KZbin: a news report, okay, ABOUT NAZIS??? DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE

[@adamrobertorr9019]

AND THAT'S THE IRONY OF KZbin ADVERTISING/MONETIZING RULES

[@pilgrim6685]

"Please not me I have a kid in rivet city" could that person be the father of the kid who runs off and steals ammo for you

[@BendusProvitionalGhost]

Yes it is

[@GoblinTinkerer]

You can always spot the cannibals in Fallout games instantly. It's never subtle.

[@gagahusband]

?

[@AstarionWifey]

I mean they can’t scare away dinner 😂😂😂

[@deadlan2424]

Except the hunters in fo3

[@Xoniksken]

"Get the ketchup Linda"

[@jackryan8474]

Why don't these fucker just eat 200 year old canned meat like everyone else

[@ARedMagicMarker]

It's not fresh.

[@MelleniumEarl]

So I guess I'm the only one that caught this so ima highlight this here 21:13 he says that one of their past victims said and I Quote "Oh Please, not me, I have a kid at Rivet city" and whos the only kid to have a missing parent at rivet city? That little brat with an alcoholic mother (can't remember their names for the life of me) So the father's brat died to these cannibals, Just thought id point that out.

[@savageshot3723]

Milenium Earl Damn. Just blew my mind.

[@alveloss7880]

Goddamn. Just realized that.

[@Duchess_Van_Hoof]

*cocks revolver* Oh right, I already shot these bastards.

[@andreaelizeth]

Also if my memory doesn't fail me the mother of that kid also tells you that the father of the kid got killed

[@skybloomchannel]

Milenium Earl, I had the same idea and wrote it I can’t find it to delete it but you were first!

[@thecpmr6276]

*"Cousin. That'd be your cousin, son."* I love oxhorn XD

[@kryswilkins8615]

God, every character model in Fallout 3 is straight in the middle of the Uncanny Valley. Edit: Old Man Harris looks like Stan Lee.

[@B1ueJ]

And Old Man Harris sounds like the Vaut-Tec Rep.

[@bobthebuilder1360]

RIP Stan lee

[@toriax2321]

IKR I SAID THAT TO MYSELF YESTERDAY I WAS LIKE “yo he looks like that marvel guy”

[@aaronmorton9308]

I've got a theory that the residents of Andale killed Tammy Hargrave's husband and James' father. At one point, while confronting the Lone Wanderer and mocking past victims, one of the lines mentioned is "I have a kid in Rivet City" and if we know the Hargrave's story, the husband/father disappeared into the wastes. Neither Tammy or James know what happened, and considering Andale is close to Rivet City, it's possible he was scavenging or hunting when he stumbled into the town and was killed for food.

[@derivedfever807]

Aaron Morton your smart aren’t you (I killed Tammy )

[@zvenafnazbalji7539]

"Hey, have you seen that girl and her companion, wearing power armour, and armed with powerful high-tech weapons?...." *LET'S THREATEN THEM WITH OLD, RUSTY WEAPONS, AND EAT THEM AFTERWARDS, WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG.*

[@rexjolles]

"armour" I spot a _bri'ish_

[@braydenbartley365]

Yeah we might not get our guns shuved up our asses sideways

[@hosybosy1119]

@@rexjolles armour, harbour, colour

[@BloodyBulletRevenger]

I guess we know what happened to Tammy's Husband/James's Father in Rivet City now. Didn't know that until I watched this video so thanks for that tidbit!!

[@anothersettlementneedsyour9628]

He became strange meat.

[@PhantomSavage]

If they'd grow longer beards this would just be the hillbillies from The Hills Have Eyes.

[@korimartin6931]

the smiths have a philco predicta 2:55

[@braydenbartley365]

Or wrong turn their inbreed but hills cannibals are mutated from radiation not inbreeding

[@jayhollows5729]

HEY hillbillies in red states are going to be triggered lol

[@billsager5634]

Here's the issue - The inbred hillbillies of Point Lookout demonstrate all the signs of inbreeding (low intelligence, deformities, etc.), whereas the inbreds of Andale seem normal (except for being overly polite). Why don't the resident of Andale suffer the same inbred effects as do the residents of Pont Lookout?

[@entirelystressed]

"DID YOU JUST CRAWL OUT OF A VAULT OR SOMETHING?" Ohh mannnnn, how I wish there was an option to say you could.

[@Upsetkiller456]

Only in new vega

[@Ketteren]

Linda Smith says: ,,Can't wait to have you for dinner'' in my playthroughs. Always sends a chill through my spine.

[@Dom-sl5pd]

>talks about a cannibalistic inbred town >doesn’t want to swear because he doesn’t want to be demonetized

[@shawnwolf5961]

Dw Mi That's the KZbin system.

[@thatlemonguy1107]

Shawn Wolf Shh, don’t give KZbin any ideas.

[@fetuscassidy5479]

Meanwhile, he gets paid 3000 dollars a month through Patreon to essentially read dialogue from a computer screen.

[@Tundra-27]

@@fetuscassidy5479 why are you here

[@fetuscassidy5479]

I bet your mother asks you the same thing when she thinks about how much better her life would have been had she gotten that abortion.

[@themilkyboi5608]

Oxhorn: they married there full blooded sisters and brothers! *SWEET HOME ALABAMA*

[@xsaxia2008]

COUUUUNTRY ROOAAAAAADS

[@themilkyboi5608]

x Saxia TTTTAAAAKKEEEE MEEEE HOOMMEEE

[@nuclear1617]

Kill people Birmingham style

[@PoorEdward]

The milky Boi yikes someone’s 5

[@larrydaboi1841]

IT'S COUNTRY TIME!

[@salex354]

I half expected to hear him say “andalé”

[@wesleyh.2397]

Andalé! Andalé! Ariba! Ariba!

[@dragon___]

same

[@SupremeMatty]

@@wesleyh.2397 no immigrants allowed

[@kiramiller4982]

Nothing more American than good old-fashioned family cannibalism (insert cheesy 1950s Commercial voice)

[@lanceuppercut6168]

*sits on floor, legs crossed and digs into Sugar Bombs* :D

[@AnEverydayGamer]

Kira Miller hi, this is bob, bob and his family eats people.What do you do if you encounter him?

[@sharongoodyer1160]

+Exotic Butthurt join them

[@mindyauron]

I thought you were gonna say “good old fashioned incest!” XD

[@Sensiav703]

+Mindy Auron Well, that one goes without saying. =P

[@katesnow1727]

canibal perk gives you a dialog option

[@Fatfuzypotatos]

I noticed that too it replaced the 55 speach check at 21:01

[@Neko-kun-dp1hq]

what is the option and what is the outcome?

[@maddythetopazdragoncathybr1426]

@@Neko-kun-dp1hq they wont kill you and once in a while they give u free food.

[@juangaming-xw3zl]

*strange meat*

[@maddythetopazdragoncathybr1426]

@@juangaming-xw3zl yeap

[@coolgoyim1133]

I love how “I have a kid in rivet city” is probably about the drunkard mom and kid in rivet city

[@rosesubliminals7812]

The only person you can trust to be nice in fallout is Moira

[@theblackbaron4119]

Exactly, with enough chems you can turn up for days, turn turn up for days.(insert streets of rage soundtrack)

[@anothersettlementneedsyour9628]

You’ve got a settlement. You’ve got a settlement. EVERYBODY gets a settlement. Settlement.

[@eevee2962]

@@anothersettlementneedsyour9628 SHUT UP

[@JVLeroy223]

But I wonder where she got the props for the raider theme. Seems a bit suspicious, doesn't it?

[@Neko-kun-dp1hq]

Nuke her and you get Animefied Moira.

[@GoldenPenHD]

Here’s a lesson kiddos... trust crazy old men and distrust nice people.

[@djpizza2934]

Agreed

[@maosama3695]

i killed them all , even harris.

[@ytn675]

Derp Chaos ok

[@northernwolf9196]

Actually, the nicer they are, the lesser I trust them

[@libertsiagian7685]

The Derp Chaos well in real life nah, but in a nuclear wastland, definetly

[@seanbrown2294]

Oh sure, just walk right on in. No problem at all. We're just eating dinner here, not expecting guest armed with a laser weapon to just barge right on in. Totally understandable that you are more of a walk in kind of fella. Welcome to our fine establishment. What's that? You want to look around the house because you've never seen the inside of it before? Go right on ahead! Our most valuable items are on the second floor. Happy trails!!!

[@normalperson2637]

Let's you In homes and wander around HEY WANT TO SEE US SLEEP takes a key BiTCH YOU CAME TO THE WRONG TOWN FOO

[@mistermack4987]

It would be funnier if you hadn't described like, every RPG ever

[@kryswilkins8615]

Also, we will eat you. Proof is in the basement! Have a nice day.

[@markelkhatib2524]

@@mistermack4987 um thats why its funny

[@mauktheogre4477]

*butchers family of wastelanders* gosh, people are so rude nowadays!

[@legoboy3606]

Oxhorn: I need to be advertiser friendly for KZbin by not saying that last part Also Oxhorn: *spray kills the parents with his laser weapon*

[@luid2683]

2:51 I love the way Charon just looks at you and gives you the thumbs up

[@mindyauron]

Rebly able “strange family. Nothing else. You’re good skin sack.”

[@biostemm]

I think it's worse than you suggested, Oxhorn - I think the implication about "there were only 4 families when our supplies ran out" is supposed to suggest that 2 of the families ate the other 2...

[@conduit_edm]

That mini rant about old people smell 😂😂😂

[@D3THL0CKE]

I find it hilarious how the only suspicion you get is from how friendly everyone is. Then you talk to Junior, and he immediately gives it away that something is very wrong. "Dad always takes care of the new people" XD

[@custodeon]

Hey, I didn't know Stan Lee was in this game!

[@ChocolatecatGP]

Obelisk Ha Classic

[@game_generation]

Well, the Lone Wanderer's dad is Liam Neeson, so...

[@ChocolatecatGP]

HA CLASSIC x2

[@jakeandstuff3150]

catnugget haha

[@dustin628]

I thought the same thing!

[@gravedigger4450]

Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood

[@Bluesit32]

So...yay Canada?

[@juangaming-xw3zl]

Mmmmmmm blood

[@cevanthegamer9601]

*canada noises come from out side* OHHHHHHHH CANADA!!

[@zekedia2223]

I DON’T KNOW ANY WORDS AFTER “OoOoHHH CANADA”

[@cevanthegamer9601]

ZZekedia 222 ARE HOME AND NATIVE LANDDDDDDD

[@speedymemes8127]

That's not Old Man Harris, That's STAN LEE!

[@FirstnameLastname-ez4ql]

RIP

[@Fis4573]

Stan Lee, was reincarnated as Old Man Harris. Change my Mind

[@samuelantonov9939]

RIP

[@halfeatenbrownie]

Oh haha I guess I'm not the only one who sees that resemblance. Lol

[@lobstertown1826]

Russell Harvey RIP

[@spiffygonzales5899]

Not even gonna lie. I liked this town so much I adopted the cannibal perk and occasionally xome around and get some food from them. Andale is definitely the best town in the USA

[@conniemarie8702]

.... Okay raider

[@overdoseproductions9011]

Julio Cesar whats the convo?

[@TheMoose126]

Lol Dark..

[@toriax2321]

ive never had the cannibal perk in any if my fallout games but this town is convincing me to get it lol

[@korhol2065]

I mean what are the options? We bombed ourselves to kingdom come, everything worth eating is seeping with radiation or mutated and wants to eat you, or most of the time both, and the environment isn’t the most welcoming to agriculture on a bigger scale, at this point who wouldn’t turn to cannibalism In fallout, not in real life since a football team got arrested even though they had to in order to survive

[@ER-mw3lu]

Old man harris looks like stan lee

[@ER-mw3lu]

ZOD1ACV omg we have have figured it out

[@werewolfgod6469]

I was thinking the same thing! EXCELSIOR!

[@eustache_dauger]

He's gonna eat the kids

[@Sam_Guevenne]

does he have to have a cameo in everything

[@compedycakemine6960]

Marvel and Fallout take place in the same universe confirmed

[@scottbaird8461]

“GET THE KETCHUP LINDA”

[@aromaz6401]

Raider: help my friend is hurt he needs help in this back alley over here! You in a full suit of X-01 power armor: you want me an absolute war machine to help you and your friends that are only wearing shoulder pads and knee pads Raider: yea

[@communistpotato1413]

X01 Power Armour isn't the Enclave power armor. The X02 Hellfire Power Armour is the official Power Armour made for the troops.

[@clayyoung6369]

CommunistPotato hellfire power armor is X-03

[@PoorEdward]

CommunistPotato Jesus Christ that wasn’t the joke you fucking nerd

[@unclefreddiebob131]

Isn’t that from fallout parody

[@aromaz6401]

Uncle Freddie Bob kinda

[@ninthshade7375]

"Uh, cousin. Yeah, that would make her your cousin, son. They're gonna make you marry your cousin?" The way Junior stands there and his eyes kind of blankly shift while Ox is saying that is so disturbing, haha.

[@TheUnknown-bq3eb]

What was creepy about this town when I first saw it was that I met old man Harris first

[@spaceiguana5066]

I'd be more alarmed, but like 90% of my characters in any fallout game have cannibalism if the option is there...

[@dbridge416]

big hacker speak for yourself

[@Fish4Man61]

I find it interesting the question was asked in the video 'if food is scarce and you are here in the post apocalypse, is it wrong' sort of thing... Yeah, it makes it especially wrong actually. There isn't much humans left, and every means possible to save what is left, and build other food options - is actually better for everyone to survive easier, your children and your children's children. Killing off others for food... Yeah, it even defeats your practicality arguments long-term. As a habitual practice? Of course these are psychos, and obv not doing 'what must be done', but 'doing what makes it worse for themselves, AND their personal families'. Of all time periods, despite death being frequent - that is the WRONG time to ever treat death as callous, because they would be worth just that much more.

[@AMpr0d]

Remind me in an apocalypse that I don't come hang out with you XD

[@Se7enRemain]

I intentionally made a couple of sicko characters, but for the most part, I make the damaged, humble, vigilante/veteren.

[@thaneofwhiterun3562]

Dr.controverse , I usually make morally neutral characters who are smart , lucky , and usually like to do good things but will from time to time screw everyone over for his own benefit (or just for fun) , and then I name them : Mr Lemon , Lord tomato , Sgt Carpet or Lt Pumpkin (it's weird I know).

[@tomedwards8966]

Video about cannibalism = advertiser friendly. Dropping an F bomb in a video about cannibalism = not advertiser friendly. KZbin logic.

[@OliveDiamonds]

get the ketchup, I know what we're having for dinner tonight

[@GamePlayShare]

Nothing wrong with cannibalism. Everything is eatable, especially when your life depends on it.

[@arian512]

So and F bomb is more disruptive for mind than cannibalism? and btw do u even know what cannibalism mean? it is when sth eats his/her own species, but who am i to say when i max out cannibalism in every fallout game

[@bargainbin6162]

arian Very uncanny.

[@ishaboy5090]

Makes sense though, talking about cannibalism can be informative, but dropping F bombs has no value and just makes it unsuitable for some viewers

[@jayemover_16]

Marrying far-removed cousins is not unheard of in many places, but Junior's dialogue is the first glaring indicator that there is EVERYTHING wrong with Andale.

[@jesusvalenzuela933]

"please not me i have a kid in river city" I tink they kill james dad.

[@sage552]

"We've stumbled on a town of inbred cannibals!" Only in fallout...

[@theblackbaron4119]

You need to visit a certain area in the US then. *SWEET Home Alabama!*

[@Leon14000]

Didn't Hills Have Eyes do that back in the 70s?

[@George-Hawthorne]

Sawney Bean Anybody

[@vroiderantas]

The telltale walking dead games also had a family of cannibals

[@sabrinarosario6499]

The Outer Worlds has a cannibal family as well. It's not an incestuous one... yet.

[@Aiijuin]

Hilariously placed advertisement for TGI Friday’s right in the middle of the Jack Smith confrontation about his “Strange Meat” source.

[@gastonbell108]

It's cute how you aren't aware of AdBlock. Not cute enough for a +1, sadly.

[@higueraft571]

@@gastonbell108 "It's cute how you aren't aware of AdBlock" It's cute how you missed the entire point of the comment, not cute enough for a +1 sadly. :V

[@Kyle-xk5nc]

@@higueraft571 oof

[@gastonbell108]

@@higueraft571 You gotta do the little black lady "snap snap" motion in the air. I simply can't take trash seriously otherwise.

[@nobleradical2158]

Johan Faul um, phones?

[@thegreatkate3336]

So uh I guess they didn’t read the part in the Bible that says “Thou shalt not kill” huh? Or the part about no longer marrying people your blood related to?

[@dylanrambow6808]

They only read Revelation 21:6

[@Chino56751]

It's somewhat broader than that

[@jordanr.4856]

“There are many cultures where first cousin marriages are normal” ... WEST VIRGINIAAAA

[@theblackbaron4119]

*Sweet Home Alabama!*

[@chandler1312]

In West Virginia it’s only legal to marry your second cousins like in every other state. But in some states it’s legal to marry your first cousin, Virginia is one. Where I live in WV, it’s only 20 minutes from VA, so all the gypsies in my area go to Virginia to get married.

[@Kodaiva]

Faints sounds- country roads...

[@thefudger1945]

@@Kodaiva take me hoooooooome

[@TheEmeraldMenOfficial]

The Fudger *to the place...*

[@SuperBossGiovanni]

"I want to remain advertiser friendly" he says while talking about incest and cannibalism

[@sparkslegends7482]

Always cannibal in the Elder Scrolls and Fallout universe's Fallout 3: Andale Residents Fallout New Vegas: White Glove Society Fallout 4: Far Harbor Trappers Skyrim: The people from the "Taste of Death" quest Also all the player characters can become cannibals in all the games I mention.

[@winterfire567]

The cult from that quest in skyrim are followers of the Daedric Prince Namira. Just a fun fact. :)

[@DarkLordFluffee]

Todd Howard....do...do you have something you'd like to tell us???

[@CrankyBonesGaming]

Fallout 1 Bobs inguana bits. The meat is from a doctor in junktown thay kills and slaughter people

[@gestalt147]

IGUANA BITES ARE PEOPLE -soilen green-

[@thaneofwhiterun3562]

FeFe Kaller , *SOILENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!*

[@aaronbarkley539]

This quest scared the hell out of me when i first played this. It’s crazy how fallout can make moments scary and then other moments hilarious like the little lamplight quest with “super dupe dave”

[@Freethinker_94]

Same

[@jeffjeronimo94]

14:29 "How many time should we teach you this listen oldman" lol

[@Fenris2]

Spongebob reference

[@Tall_Order]

Some players may dismiss the boy's disproportionate head as a game glitch, but knowing the place has a lot of inbreeding, I think that best explains it. Also it's weird you can't kill kids in any Bethesda game, yet with the cannibalism perk you can eat a baby in this game.

[@JackalopeBunny]

You know what's funny about this. I skipped the basement and went to old man harris after talking to his daughter. He reveals the whole story you get out the end, about how he used to be like them, but not anymore. I then went back after finding out they were cannibals and basically killed them all and then after that I went into the basement and shed and saw the bodies. Funny thing is after all that the two kids saw everything and ran off into the wasteland.. They never went to Mr. Harris' place. That was the first time I played this game, second time around I did it the right way. Only I didn't wait till midnight, I just snuck in when no one was looking.

[@CrysisFear]

"Get the ketchup, Linda!" That moment when you are scared and you still laugh.

[@KMoonshield]

1:50 Ox: "Do you like living in Andale?" Martha: *Busts Hand Through Table* "Are you Joking?!"

[@StripedLlama]

Oh god all these bodies! Oh! There a Grognak on the floor! I did not expect the likes, thanks to all of you omg

[@Gotz_the_iron_hand]

^ videogame logic in a nutshell.

[@shrooman768]

334 likes isn't EVEN that fucking much, poor kiddo.

[@aj200415]

Patryk Janowski I think he was just surprised that so many people liked his comment when he was not expecting the likes, not that he thinks it's a lot of likes.

[@StripedLlama]

aj200415 thank you I didn’t wanna say anything but yea I never expect anyone to see my comment on a video 😂 but I guess I’m relatable 🤷‍♀️

[@shrooman768]

aj200415 Oh well.. "omg".

[@2010vintagesandwichenjoyer]

Andale: is a best place to rest and eat some delicious and well cooked meat. Shame that everyone leave this place in such a hurry

[@aldaoroman]

Simon Zane They went straight to the kitchen B-[

[@poofbomb-minecraftmore1883]

You should hit those people, with a stick.

[@admasveagaanesrdlargdela9347]

I actually met Junior playing outside by the road outside Andale. It was a really cool and immersive experience, he really felt like an actual child.

[@traviswreynolds]

The gene pool was stagnant and I was the chlorine

[@calebreynolds9183]

Travis Reynolds apparently you missed a spot

[@karawithgun8148]

Postal 2 was a fun game.

[@debbiehardin3680]

I like the part where the guy says "you should hit that man... With a stick."

[@cloudhyperpro5803]

Hi

[@cloudhyperpro5803]

Lol

[@cheerfulsatanist]

A stick whose size and weight has of course been properly laid out by the HOA in the manual.

[@entire05]

"You should hit that man with a STICK!" -Willy Wonka

[@homoxid3406]

So you’re telling me they have a lot of Daddy-Daughter dances in Andale?

[@araksesthetrickster1694]

Delete this now

[@rexjolles]

Shritler

[@headrockbeats]

> "I'll omit the last line, in order to stay KZbin-Friendly." > Proceeds to melt the faces off a couple of inbred cannibal murderers and their wives. So this is the world we live in now?

[@moodoomusic]

That grandpa sounds like the vault tec guy in fallout 4 the one who signed you up 9:49

[@dracosummoner]

Same voice actor according to IMDB, I believe. Paul Eiding.

[@Priyo866]

Fallout 3 and New Vegas had multiple roles for each voice actor (except primary characters), they all did an amazing job in both games.

[@taffetamocha4130]

That man buys meth from me

[@UrielSeptim456]

I don't know he sounds Like Septimus from Skyrim

[@antonn.mp4]

Ok old man Harris JUST KEEP YELLING TO KEEP YOUR SECRET

[@murielcunningham8703]

"We look forward to having you." Jesus that double meaning.

[@melonguy9277]

*OOOOOH SMELL THAT AIR, CANT YOU JUST DRINK IT LIKE BOOZE?*

[@kean3258]

Ooga Booga your profile pic matches the comment.

[@stephaniedeborbon5912]

I always kill that guy

[@stephaniedeborbon5912]

Ooga Booga and it's Couldn't not can't

[@norwaee]

Woah, you feeling okay?

[@meiyagii]

"It's every American's civic duty to cast his vote for his favorite Republican candidate." my sides

[@ARedMagicMarker]

lol, eeeeeeewwwwwwww

[@Shyvorix]

This'd been somewhat more meh than "Oh dear lord" if this was the 1900s lol.

[@user-zu9yp4xx8g]

Well it's true

[@caligulasaquarium7637]

nothing wrong with republicans lol.

[@MiguelRamirez-mp2st]

@@caligulasaquarium7637 I beg to differ lol

[@MsDoIIy]

I was watching this with my mom and she brought up a good point as to why Grandpa might have changed his look on the cannibalism, when his wife died, the rest of the family probably ate her. I was like, oh that makes a lot of sense. 😮

[@F8lArrow]

Mans really said “GeT tHe KeTcHuP lInDa!”

[@MetuendusDominus]

Does anyone else think that Tammy Hargrave’s husband was killed here you know with the whole “ I have a kid in Rivet city” but I haven’t been every where in Fallout 3 or read the strategy guide

[@KennMila]

Fearsome Lord that's what I was thinking :^V

[@arcadiandynasty8830]

Charon in power armor scares the shit out of me

[@changedusername159]

Wastelandhero ikr

[@christopherlouis2037]

He is one tall meansonuvabitch.

[@lanceuppercut6168]

I have the kid from Lamplight in power armor, I'm gonna get Charon to put him in power armor and see the contrast XD

[@temporaryhalfdecentname8452]

Spectre Walkthroughs get on the bed smooth skin

[@mindyauron]

Lance Uppercut oh my god PLEASE show us somehow!!! XD

[@saltshaker1691]

Between 5:25 and 5:26 her necklace changes.

[@z3r0_35]

The way I see it, if the Lone Wanderer didn’t put the adults of Andale down, generations of inbreeding would’ve done them in anyway eventually, AND more people would’ve been murdered to feed them.

[@samuraipanda85]

I remember stumbling across this spot after I was fully leveled up and in tune with the world. I stepped into Andale, met the family that was well groomed and talking like it was 1950s America and I thought, "So what is your gimmick? How have you remained so happy go lucky in the middle of the wasteland? You a murderer?"

[@Coniff]

For some reason I thought I already watched a video you did on this. Nevermind. This reminds me of the scene in Book of Eli when Eli and Solara visit that old couples house and realize they are cannibals. Actually, Book of Eli really does have a good fallout type vibe. Also, when I first discovered this town I just talked with the folks and went on by as I was on my way to a different quest. Didn't realize these people were savages lol.

[@Coniff]

I must admit that I've never seen that movie or read the novel! Upon looking it up on wikipedia I definitely get that vibe now! I went back to Andale after reading a non spoiler article about the top 5 creepiest places in Fallout 3. I think I went to the shed first and when they all came out it ended in blood shed. In this particular play through of Fallout 3 my character is 100% against Slavers psychopaths lol.

[@buckshotchief589]

WisdomForWizards best movie ever. The soundtrack was just as good as the movie 😎 it did remind me & my brother of fallout. Precisely.

[@schrodingersbisbork9076]

I see Oxhorn I put on my headphones and move to the back of tell classroom

[@areguycole7336]

I'm watching this in study hall right now lol

[@dragongreek9059]

Nice

[@Ripper455]

If only it were that easy for me, at least.

[@swamp9136]

Old Man Harris is Stan Lee's Cameo