Came to see if anyone had posted a warning! Thank you!!
@cha0ticneutralbigs Жыл бұрын
Thankyou you saved me from a lot of pain ❤️
@juiceboxfromthevoid Жыл бұрын
Thank you :]
@YouTubeSupportSucks Жыл бұрын
@Display Name you'll develop a disability if you live to be 80; enjoy your able body while it lasts ;)
@ilfoxyy Жыл бұрын
@Display Name 🤡
@dokidoki65 Жыл бұрын
There's something sinister about making a song repeating the word suicide when your audience is extremely depressed young men
@stockmahogany Жыл бұрын
lmao and that's facts.
@ninalove3044 Жыл бұрын
Ew he's creepy
@iamnotthatguy7166 Жыл бұрын
natural selection
@2crisp63 Жыл бұрын
@@iamnotthatguy7166 damn.
@Tr1xx Жыл бұрын
@@iamnotthatguy7166 a fellow Darwinist!
@da3855 Жыл бұрын
Considering that Tate is always talking about subliminal messages in the media, it’s suspicious and creepy that he made a song where he repeats the word “suicide” to his audience of unstable boys
@mollykircher3104 Жыл бұрын
It gives me actual chills, honestly. It's subliminal but incredibly very obvious. It's really actually terrifying that he can do that, like, imagine how many members of his largely unstable audience will actually commit suicide.
@goopguy548 Жыл бұрын
He gets paid to choke them
@Lucaz99 Жыл бұрын
Guys, it’s actually not that smart. Tate just isn’t that smart. He is talking about suicide doors which are the kind of doors in his McLaren and several other supercars (the ones that open vertically instead of horizontally). He clearly started from there and tried to keep up the suicide thing for a cohesive theme but failed miserably due to his asinine wordplay.
@lottieofdoom Жыл бұрын
@@Lucaz99 Suicide doors are the ones that open backwards. Scissor doors are the ones that open upwards.
@Lucaz99 Жыл бұрын
@@lottieofdoom you’re right, someone down in the comments commented something, so Tate could be sending subliminal messages or maybe he’s just a dumbass who loves talking about cars but doesn’t actually know anything about them. Makes sense after all the cars are just status symbols for him just like women and just like women, he probably doesn’t understand them lol
@Skrogansauce Жыл бұрын
Tate invoking the name of Kurt Cobain, someone who's basically the furthest from Andrew Tate in every way
@Luka-DanteGodofMischief Жыл бұрын
Cobain would be the first to give that fool Tate two middle fingers
@Lynn-rv4ty Жыл бұрын
in bloom is literally about men like andrew tate
@imnotawake99 Жыл бұрын
He need to keep his name out his mouth
@lmaooff362 Жыл бұрын
it has also not been confirmed that Kurt's death was a suicide. It's widely thought to be, but there's no definite proof. It personally rubs me the wrong way when that is thought of as a fact (even though it's very possible)
@availanila Жыл бұрын
@@lmaooff362 he killed himself and that's a fact. Now what's a malicious theory is harassing people insisting it wasn't.
@Flyn4thewin Жыл бұрын
So as a mariner I'd like to point out a yacht is technically just any vessel used for pleasure, so all tate said is "might buy a boat, and not even for business purposes" lmaaoo
@eva1585 Жыл бұрын
So a little motorboat or even a rowboat could technically be a yacht if its not used for business?
@emm8357 Жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@Flyn4thewin Жыл бұрын
@@eva1585 yupp. Technically your uncles shitty aluminum fishing boat is a yacht, assuming it doesn't fall under the tender class based on footage. Boating and that language surrounding it is all technicalities and BS. It was made that way to keep "undesirables" out of the yachting world.
@Flyn4thewin Жыл бұрын
@@eva1585 I should correct; a row boat is almost always classed as a tender.
@eva1585 Жыл бұрын
@@Flyn4thewin that's hilarious
@Infinijam Жыл бұрын
“No soap for me!” Kills me 😭😭
@ShunJ89 Жыл бұрын
No soap he won’t drop it. Lol 😂
@nospoonfulofmayonnaiseforme Жыл бұрын
No soap, he's a stinky little boy
@aves1099 Жыл бұрын
Andre Tate the type of guy who’s afraid to wash his ass cos he thinks it’s gay
@NotCthulhu Жыл бұрын
"No soap. Cheese d*ck. I'm a r*pist. I smell bad."
@abb3rz07 Жыл бұрын
the burst of laughter at "or a yacht" gave me such a big smile, you two have such infectious laughs
@sleepthruyoalarm. Жыл бұрын
omg i replayed that part like 5 times 🤣
@ksolo5382 Жыл бұрын
My favourite is "no soap" 😂
@emm8357 Жыл бұрын
@@ksolo5382 I wasn’t expecting it, it was too funny 😆
@somedudeok1451 Жыл бұрын
The fact that anybody above the age of 10 could see this and think Tate is somehow a cool guy who's got life figured out is bewildering.
@poopiepoopyes1966 Жыл бұрын
My dad 💀
@Heather-ip8sd Жыл бұрын
@@poopiepoopyes1966 save him-
@poopiepoopyes1966 Жыл бұрын
@@Heather-ip8sd he’s gone to deep 😔😔 it’s too lateeeee!!
@naterambles8525 Жыл бұрын
It's a symptom of brain damage. Have some sympathy for those who can not think. This is the MATRIX after all.
@poopiepoopyes1966 Жыл бұрын
@Sukmyanuuuuus my mum hates andrew tate 🙏🙏🙏
@trailersparks Жыл бұрын
Andrew Tate, notoriously just like Kurt Cobain, one of the most vocally anti-rape artists of all time
@blyzer7373 Жыл бұрын
Andrew Tate found out about the song "R*pe Me" and took it literally.
@zortaithechurch Жыл бұрын
@@blyzer7373 I'm glad he didn't find "Polly" first
@dianaishtar Жыл бұрын
Lmaooo that's so fucked up 💀💀💀
@tarettime9392 Жыл бұрын
@@zortaithechurch he did but he didn’t get it
@simonferocious Жыл бұрын
Kurt would DESPISE this man lmao
@tabitha7770 Жыл бұрын
watching jordan constantly change the way he is crumpled up in that chair makes me feel so seen
@skylarwhiteyo5154 Жыл бұрын
Real
@cuandotumedasunagalleta7169 Жыл бұрын
The adhd boy swag
@Happytravellerkimmy Жыл бұрын
I was fully expecting a human pretzel at one point.
@arlysshewitt6544 Жыл бұрын
the suicide song really changed my depression right around. thanks mr tate
@karanaher5030 Жыл бұрын
You still alive?
@arlysshewitt6544 Жыл бұрын
@@karanaher5030 my needs for doing the opposite of everything andrew tate does outweigh my depressed tendencies. im cured
@karanaher5030 Жыл бұрын
@@arlysshewitt6544 I see. So you're not an alleged human traff currently in prison. Nice to know.
@KarlSnarks Жыл бұрын
@@arlysshewitt6544 Therapists start adopting this music video as standard suicide emergency treatment, and cure people from their tendencies.
@TombNGloom Жыл бұрын
@@karanaher5030 😭 I don't even know how to reply to this. I'd say here you dropped 👑 but I didn't even know there was a contest in this comment section
@Jay-zt1pq Жыл бұрын
Okay but Jarvis' Tate impression is actually spot on.
@sporkspork8446 Жыл бұрын
literally
@kb-wu5on Жыл бұрын
its so scary like
@feec4900 Жыл бұрын
When he said "university" I was almost convinced it was just Tate
@sym3428 Жыл бұрын
it's eerily good
@bunji_beans Жыл бұрын
Innit?!
@peachy_lili Жыл бұрын
he just had a word he thought sounded catchy rapping over and over and then didn't bother to write any bars that weren't just shit he saw around his office "Suicide! Astroglide! Paper cup, bottlecap, Spring Tide!"
@jocelemon Жыл бұрын
mans is doing a parody of the fairly odd parents theme song
@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access Жыл бұрын
@@jocelemon Lmao Andrew Tate jumping around going “Obtuse rubber goose green sna- wait hold up-“
@taylorfry7680 Жыл бұрын
Listeeeeeen, y'all comments had me in tears 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@anti8545 Жыл бұрын
There's nothing funnier than Andrew Tate's CTE brain going "oh wait... a boat doesn't sound expensive enough. I better say I'll buy a yacht"
@gunsmokegaloreyt6840 Жыл бұрын
CTE BRAIN 😭
@Lucaz99 Жыл бұрын
Hahaha Tate having massive CTE injuries would actually explain so much about his aggressive and erratic behavior.
@mousetrap.p.gulligan Жыл бұрын
I swear the production team doubled the "or" and it makes it sound like he stutters self-consciously "buy a boat.... o-or a yacht"
@TheBonkleFox Жыл бұрын
A good game to play is "did Christian Gray or Andrew Tate say this?". Read a line and have people guess if it was from 50 shades or if andrew tate said it.
@dromie50595 ай бұрын
that actually sounds so fun
@justarandomperson27863 күн бұрын
this would make a great drinking game
@cuddlecows Жыл бұрын
I have no idea what's happening in that music video. That dog is too distracting. When he yawned, I lost it. I'm a big fan of that pit bull. He is the only thing that's ever mattered.
@justkittensbeingkittens5892 Жыл бұрын
He was holding the doggos paw at one point too. Makes me almost not despise him
@user369dsf Жыл бұрын
literally me every single time a dog is in a music video
@user-uv2cp1qd1j Жыл бұрын
Shame it’s ears are clipped. I imagine the tail is cropped too He seems like the kind of cunt who’d do that
@yahkimicki2365 ай бұрын
I really hope the dog isnt also a misogynist
@bunji_beans Жыл бұрын
I didn't know he could get more unbearable. He sure showed me!
@richtenamore9718 Жыл бұрын
Never underestimate how terrible he can be
@punkrckr6889 Жыл бұрын
The funny thing about him being the type to be like "I don't read books because I'm too busy making money" is that before he blew up he had a tweet go viral that was literally just "I haven't seen Star Wars and I'll never see Star Wars because I'm too busy making money" and everyone dunked on him for it
@Scoreos77 Жыл бұрын
lowkey his best take
@Heather-ip8sd Жыл бұрын
😭😭I remember Drew Gooden talking ab this-
@V4ND4L1Z3RR Жыл бұрын
@@Heather-ip8sdwhat video I forgor
@Heather-ip8sd Жыл бұрын
@@V4ND4L1Z3RR it’s a 3 year old vid of Drew titled “the dumbest things I’ve seen this month”
@mathis3440 Жыл бұрын
I think he might think butterfly doors are the same thing as suicide doors.
@pirategirl102 Жыл бұрын
wait wait oh nO
@archer4424 Жыл бұрын
Oh man that is so fuckin funny if it's true
@Emigdala Жыл бұрын
I was looking for a comment abt this LMFAO
@TahtahmesDiary Жыл бұрын
@@Emigdala Same, the second I saw the car I had a feeling.
@KoiFoxx Жыл бұрын
Oh....shittttt, you probably right
@fairpoet Жыл бұрын
I recently saw a newspaper article from Goshen, Indiana about Tate as a child of 5 or 6. He was a young chess player, and someone was hoping to start a local chess club built around him. He started crying in a tournament because he wasn't doing well, so his dad pulled him out. I don't want to clown on a kid, but I will accept all Andrew Tate tears.
@tuckerbio Жыл бұрын
That's crazy I live like 45 minutes away from Goshen and hate that place with all my heart LMAO
@BorderOllie Жыл бұрын
@@tuckerbio to be fair I don't think I've ever heard someone say a nice thing about Indiana
@tuckerbio Жыл бұрын
@@BorderOllie can confirm, and if they ride or die for Indiana that's usually a red flag lmao I live right next to the border and I've played a ton of shows all over northern Indiana Every place reeks of stale beer and thinly veiled ignorance
@hannahleigh6152 Жыл бұрын
@@BorderOllie Let's not ignore that Stranger Things fans exist
@BorderOllie Жыл бұрын
@@hannahleigh6152 Indiana isn't even real
@Mecheres Жыл бұрын
"buy myself a boat or... or a yacht" made me LOSE MY MIND.
@biseragjurovska1998 Жыл бұрын
Andrew Tate and Music should not be in the same sentence
@dubspool Жыл бұрын
Unless “can’t make” is sandwiched in between the two.
@f.j.9391 Жыл бұрын
@@dubspool don’t forget the infamous “ It’s cringey ” before the period.
@nightshade3782 Жыл бұрын
@@f.j.9391 and that's how we got to full, correct sentence with this two
@naterambles8525 Жыл бұрын
Tate is the epitome of insecurity.
@Heather-ip8sd Жыл бұрын
Frr
@emmamix Жыл бұрын
The way my face did the exact same thing as Jarvis and Jordan when he said "kicking down doors like police in a raid"
@blearyeyedchangeling Жыл бұрын
literally 💀
@YouTubeSupportSucks Жыл бұрын
I MADE THE SAME FACE AS JARVIS
@mollykircher3104 Жыл бұрын
That line is so incredible.
@anya-nj7cg Жыл бұрын
SAME
@CocoGotSnacks Жыл бұрын
Literally, the first words out of my mouth were, "welp... that didn't have well" and what do you know that was the next line.
@MelodyTCG Жыл бұрын
I wonder what his fellow inmates will think of it
@JohnDoe-wl5xm Жыл бұрын
they rap it while they kick the shit out of him
@ecliiipsssse Жыл бұрын
@@JohnDoe-wl5xm as they should
@lakeofrot4198 Жыл бұрын
As long as he's choking the boys it'll be fine.
@MsMrReason Жыл бұрын
Look at me I am standing by a tree - take a hundred grand turn it into three Here I come walking through the door- take a hundred grand turn it into four I got more honeys than a bee hive - take a hundred grand turn it into five Went to the park and picked up some sticks - then took a hundred grand and turned it into six When I die I will go to Hustler's heaven - took a hundred grand and turned it into seven Todays music video was brought to you courtesy of the numbers 3-7 , And we thank Cobra Tate for his appearance on sesame street
@nafisahwright1440 Жыл бұрын
Top underrated comment
@joolz2305 Жыл бұрын
Sublime artistry❤
@anootnoot7192 Жыл бұрын
can’t stop replaying “might buy myself a boat. or a yacht.” there are people out there who think this doofus is the smartest person alive 😭
@assumedqui Жыл бұрын
i think the funniest part of this video is the fact that andrew tate, owner of multiple cars with butterfly doors, called the style of doors on his McLaren "suicide doors".
@Lucaz99 Жыл бұрын
Omfg you’re right! He even had me convinced that they were called suicide doors and not butterfly doors. This means this man either is 1. A poser who always talks about cars but doesn’t even know a basic car fact 2. A dummie who thought butterfly doors weren’t manly enough and changed it to suicide doors to look cool despite not having a single car with suicide doors
@madlie2452 Жыл бұрын
*former owner lmao
@Lucaz99 Жыл бұрын
The fact his fans actually gobbled this shit up and even PRAISED THAT SPECIFIC LINE is killing me. CANNOT BELIEVE HIS FANS ARENT ALL 14 year olds who think Tate wisdom is *deep*
@whatsupranchdubois Жыл бұрын
at my old job we had a censored version of in da club that was so heavily censored the chorus just went "you can find me in the club.......................... so come gimme a hug"
@Deemo202 Жыл бұрын
“Might buy myself a boat! *completely falls off the beat* or a yacht”
@moonriverinc7896 Жыл бұрын
so weird yet comforting to see y'all in the same room
@tyler1234321 Жыл бұрын
At this point, I'm not sure what's worse. The human trafficking or these raps.
@boyunderbridge Жыл бұрын
Being human trafficked and forced to listen to these raps
@nightshade3782 Жыл бұрын
This is a human trafficking of rap music
@oddott Жыл бұрын
he looks so delighted as he's singing "suicide" in front of that poor woman
@parmesan5150 Жыл бұрын
I like how he just says suicide repeatedly which has nothing to do with the rest of the song
@bitebackbunny Жыл бұрын
"came from the bottom to the top" - twinks when their bear bf says they wanna reverse positions
@miggle27846 ай бұрын
sex funny
@dalailarose1596 Жыл бұрын
I also made money trying to choke boys; I didn't know Taint was also a Dominatrix 🤔
@sugasweet435 Жыл бұрын
Do…do you choke women as well? Asking for a friend
@tamago8042 Жыл бұрын
He’s closeted but now we all know the truth 💀
@dickdiamonds3410 Жыл бұрын
Makes sense. He seems like a jealous daddy angry because I like dommy mommies too
@thatsdisco Жыл бұрын
thinking of that one wildass video of him and Adin Ross meeting in a hotel room where Tate sat in a chair for a hot minute and then leaves and Ross just... smells the chair Tate was sitting on??? dom/sub behaviour it fucking haunts me
@wormie77 Жыл бұрын
it is upsetting how good jarvis’s andrew tate impression is
@mollykircher3104 Жыл бұрын
I do like it better on him.
@poppyseed5270 Жыл бұрын
At 13:40 I really thought they played a soundbite 😭 Jarvis's Tate impression is top notch
@maybetomorrow3537 Жыл бұрын
“Take $100 grand and I turn it into four, traffic women, take it all so that I can make more.” - Tate’s actual business model
@pusheenqueen519 Жыл бұрын
He's gonna have to learn to play prison harmonica now
@brind4001 Жыл бұрын
Would be an actual talent…
@sof27 Жыл бұрын
@BRIND so a first for him. glad he'll be trying new things!!
@elliot__agares Жыл бұрын
I thought I couldn't rime when writing songs, but after hearing Andrew tate music I now feel like the best song writer in the world
@isThisTakenToo--- Жыл бұрын
I'll bet he doesn't know that "fire" rhimes with "desire"
@strayiggytv Жыл бұрын
That's the real secret of his bullsh1t. He's so cringe he makes you feel better by comparison lol
@isThisTakenToo--- Жыл бұрын
@@strayiggytv my dude cracked the code
@grantcrawford3170 Жыл бұрын
Killed me when they both came in with "grassy knoll"
@supersvn6745 Жыл бұрын
this song has helped keep my school tate-free because all the guys at my school care about music so much that they know they’d get clowned on for supporting the man who made that shit
@spicy8618 Жыл бұрын
Not the case for mine unfortunately
@studio_zenith Жыл бұрын
@@spicy8618same. The guys in my school be hardcore supporters of Mr. Tate
@420kleiner6 ай бұрын
Bro as someone who has recently started making music listening to Andrew Tate "rap" is very confidence boosting
@nothingtoseehere3094 ай бұрын
Ong bro 😭
@monikorasort3 ай бұрын
If Tate can have fans, you can blow him out of the water 🙏🏼 best of luck my guy
@L0rdL0ki Жыл бұрын
At least there's no doubt Andrew wrote this himself. Gotta respect the confidence - No ghost writers here
@piratemeow Жыл бұрын
“Competition instead of boys” had me crying!! This video marks Jarvis’ new villain arc because that accent is crazy spot on. Tate’s personal troll 😂
@ElloItsSmee Жыл бұрын
Andrew Tate compared himself to Kurt Cobain 💀💀💀 A very quick Google would show that Kurt was actually a good person and then Andrew would call him a beta nerd or something.
@ebenezer-scrooge Жыл бұрын
Kurt would literally disagree with every single thing taint agrees with lol
@beecat4183 Жыл бұрын
T a t to the e... Oh man. Was this written by the guy who did the fruity pebbles rap commercial?
@sugasweet435 Жыл бұрын
I’ll take Reeses Puffs over Tate any day
@t-dude352 Жыл бұрын
@@sugasweet435 REESE'S PUFFS REESE'S PUFFS EAT 'EM UP EAT 'EM UP EAT 'EM UP EAT 'EM UP
@sugasweet435 Жыл бұрын
@@t-dude352 forever iconic 💃🏾💃🏾
@loading...9920 Жыл бұрын
bruh Jarvis' impression is so good wtf
@TheCrateOfLemons Жыл бұрын
And today I found out that I could have fought Tate if I stuck with professional kickboxing. I'm sad to have missed out on that very punchable man.
@thatsdisco Жыл бұрын
I mean, I'm sure there's other also very punchable men there. They just talk so openly about their bigoted views and disgusting actions
@Arosukir6 Жыл бұрын
Okay, wait! I assumed Tate got the idea for the s*icide song because his car has those kinds of doors. But I just realized those were Butterfly doors in the video! Iirc, S*icide doors are where both the front and rear doors open from the center of the car, kind of like in some vans. Makes the riders an open target from the side of the car, hence the name. Does Tate think he has s*icide doors on his cars? Or did he just get the idea from the fact that Kurt Cobain unalived himself? Either way, his raps aren't much different in tone, rhythm, and talent than Bruno's from Black/White.
@Maggdalena00 Жыл бұрын
“Please stay in your lane, please do be careful I don’t know how to close these” 😂😂😂😂
@docsnake Жыл бұрын
“A powerful 15 second Missionary followed by a handshake at best.” DEAD!!!
@sasandbernard7862 Жыл бұрын
I’m convinced the only rap that Tate has ever heard is that one Reese’s Puffs commercial.
@enfieldlammergeier Жыл бұрын
The fact that Andrew Tate has a bully breed is expected, so I’m not even surprised. I really hope the dog was well-treated because man, we don’t need another story of a big scary bully mauling a child because the owner is a douchebag who refuses to train their animal
@Louis-ty6li Жыл бұрын
I know this is an old comment, but he doesn't. He has a husky named Apollo last I remembered. I've never seen Tate with a bully dog, at least in his old videos, which were, no joke, called "tate speeches."
@enfieldlammergeier Жыл бұрын
@@Louis-ty6li Oh thank God. I was referring to the dog on 2:46 which is a bully breed. Hopefully it was a hired animal actor and isn’t actually his dog or any of his friends’ dog.
@becca534445 ай бұрын
Omg thank you for pointing out how cringe it is when guys film themselves with cigars and whiskey. It’s like they’re cosplaying rich old men from the 50s. It’s so ridiculous and try hard
@poleve54094 ай бұрын
that's kinda the point. These guys want it to be the 50s again before the "satanic 60s", despite being born in the 90s
@quickbeans Жыл бұрын
It's been so great to see Jordan back in the US. Hope that means we can look forward to more Sad Boyz shenanigans! 😁 Love that sweater on Jordan too! Got my Jarvis colourblock sweater arriving in February as well 🥰 Excitement. Tate having music was unexpected 🙃 I never knew that! The reactions were spot on 💀🤭 May many fun times and great experiences await the sad boyz this year 🙏🏽✨
@unpreparedwithacapitalf Жыл бұрын
He probably thought it was so smart to have the suicide doors open in that first video but those are butterfly doors...
@gurunjonsdottir9484 Жыл бұрын
I'm devastated you didn't listen to his best song, sugar daddy, it's a lyrical miracle I swear to god
@ShunJ89 Жыл бұрын
The greatest lyrics since, Kendrick and J. Cole. I mean if they both had a coughing fit and was completely mute to this beat.
@bethswiftie Жыл бұрын
Thank you Jarvis and Jordan for the great lunch break video, I sincerely confused one of my coworkers by laughing and he thought I was laughing at the video he was watching about code.
@tyrreloneal5178 Жыл бұрын
9:48 omg yes! Sooo many rappers do this, especially in cities like mine (I live in Atlanta) and that shit gets old FAST!!!
@Venu5304 Жыл бұрын
He is sitting on that car so stiff💀good posture and everything
@_NeonGhost_ Жыл бұрын
It's like he's trying to use aave and say he grew up in the hood but the difference between him and Jake Paul is he's British
@s4ltenj0y3r4 ай бұрын
The irony of saying “do or die” in a song about suicide. Like I’m pretty sure that’s do AND die buddy.
@aleagamer3 ай бұрын
He forgot what suicide means
@Beastpwner1337 Жыл бұрын
Chokes aren't allowed in kickboxing so he just enjoys choking boys
@Risslc Жыл бұрын
"It's do or die" "I'd says suicide is only die" 😂
@frogurtcremebrulee5252 Жыл бұрын
5:29 is my favorite part. Oooohhhh the irony
@zyqx4365 Жыл бұрын
Aaaaah, yes. The whiskey and cigar comments beautifully expressed what I always felt and couldn't articulate.
@crevetcuh688 Жыл бұрын
great to see you again, boyz! in the same room and with such nice camera quality it feels like a new pod era is coming
@gabiinprogress Жыл бұрын
some might argue that suicide is "do AND die"
@The.Ronin.Kuzuri Жыл бұрын
The Grassy Knoll joke absolutely killed me 🤣🤣🤣 having the "or a yacht" part immediately after did not help my ribs lol
@NightmareonKelpStreet Жыл бұрын
The way this video is shot is so funny i love the new setup and happy to see more jordan the dynamic is so warm 👏👏
@RhinoMVMT Жыл бұрын
Well, at least I know if I ever made a rap song, I at least won't be worse than Andrew Tate.
@Rayediant Жыл бұрын
Any time Jordan and Jarvis post a video together, my day gets instantly better.
@kiraPh1234k Жыл бұрын
"suicide, it's do or die" No, it's do AND die. Or you could say it's do or don't die.
@valolafson6035 Жыл бұрын
Huh. Wow. Those songs are.....definitely....something that exist.
@Noooo._. Жыл бұрын
I just think it’s funny that it looks like he put the VSCO color filter on all of them
@Yessica13 Жыл бұрын
Y'all look so cozy in this. Hope we get a longer episode soon!
@YoungRebelRoyalty Жыл бұрын
"I'm going to the store to get some eggs."
@tinycrimester Жыл бұрын
oh... i just realized why i don't like him. (you know... besides the horrible crimes and inciting violence). his persona comes across as someone who doesn't know how to laugh at himself AT ALL. like if you made fun of him in person, he would fly into a blind rage.
@kjaxthegrate Жыл бұрын
These songs are the anthems of incels who never matured emotionally or intellectually past 8th grade.
@ScarletSagex Жыл бұрын
“Kicking down the door like police in a raid!” 😹😹😹💀
@aridddle Жыл бұрын
The fact that he used the phrase stay in your lane is extremely ironic. Of the things tate may be good at rapping is not one of them and is definitely not his lane
@thefeelingoflookingataclea932 Жыл бұрын
This is oddest thing I’ve seen since Steven Segal’s discography 😭😭😭
@arcto51594 ай бұрын
Did it dirty - no soap = BARS
@anglepsycho Жыл бұрын
Somehow the kids in 2016 on Soundcloud had much better rap. Hell, the assistant principal Mr. Smith ended up trending with a remix of the principal's Snapchat chanting "Free Mr. Smith" because he shoved a kid unprovoked really hard and went to court and got detained for it in 2019 I think. Same year we had a huge shooting but oh well, still hit different.
@iampotsataja Жыл бұрын
I must've been watching too much Jarvis but that no soap line sounds like a reverse Native add
@viviantompkins7925 Жыл бұрын
The Sad Boyz together makes my heart so happy ❤
@zaynasallam Жыл бұрын
HELL YEAH SAD BOYZ IS BACK
@cannons2daleftofthem253 Жыл бұрын
"I got my brother who I love with me!" "Hanging out in my home...homie!"
@mentally_neglectful Жыл бұрын
Him driving his car with the doors open reminds me of how birds of paradise open their feather when they dance 😭
@joshd1084 ай бұрын
I hope this is already on the subreddit r/crappymusic
@Rowan_d Жыл бұрын
That beat sounds like a boppy jingle from a Temu ad.
@jamesstone6582 Жыл бұрын
You guys clearly don't understand music. Suicide obviously rhymes with suicide
@cardboardtubeknight Жыл бұрын
Those aren’t even suicide doors!
@vola70011 ай бұрын
13:24 Jordan’s expression & giggle responding to ‘I just wanna have sex’ is absolutely priceless, this video cleared up my skin, watered my crops, & renewed my will to live 🎉
@heartsoicy Жыл бұрын
“Might buy myself a boat or a yacht” reminds me of Jon Lajoie’s “on a bike or on a different bike” line if he was trying to be serious
@bushybeardedbear Жыл бұрын
I genuinely don't understand the love people have for this Tate dude. Like, is it just me or does he kinda look like a cotton bud in shades? One that was enchanted to have a cruel artificial life fuelled by hatred.