X Factor (UK) - Series 5 - Bad Auditions

[@aminthemar]

You don't even need to hear the audition when they say one of these names: Whitney houston Mariah carey and Celine dion.

[@ginnadanny8148]

What ??? Are you serious? Audition like that are the best 😂

[@grandmafrosty]

It's always "My heart will go on" too

[@michaeligbinoba2894]

@@ginnadanny8148 only a few lmao

[@michaeligbinoba2894]

@jwgeezer ???

[@isabellaraicu4717]

and Madonna lol

[@monkeyskywalker3]

Whenever I hear “Whitney Houston” in whatever they say, I prepare for free comedy

[@dwarfler4283]

😆 lol

[@ta-tanowbitxh]

Lmaooo!!!

[@aprilsilvers381]

Everytime..lol

[@messamommy]

Same plus I roll my eyes everytime they compare themselves to whitney and celine

[@atinydeobij1024]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@athinacharlie1839]

When Louie asks for a second song💀💀

[@pog.fr0g637]

The first couple : * stop singing * * awkward silence * Louie : *what's your second song?!*

[@sarahsemy1616]

😂😂😂

[@bcd8208]

Insert Simon panicking.

[@josiejo1986]

I love Louie!!! I’d so marry him ❤️❤️

[@noed3048]

*Louis

[@BerryTrekkin]

Ant: "Mum I want to audition for X Factor!" Ant & Seb's mum: "Ok fine, but only if you bring your brother." Seb: "Come on move your body"

[@Stringboiler]

"Yeah c'mon"😆

[@lisahughes7377]

😅

[@merilynclark7662]

Hahaha 🤣

[@piratepunk2634]

“Whoooa” 😂

[@antakiyosi]

😂

[@agwsides]

ant wasn’t that bad. it just seems like his mom made him bring seb along so he didn’t feel left out.

[@AlirioAguero2]

On his own, he was fine. IDK whether he'd get a ''yes'', but he was somewhere in the 6/10, maybe 7/10 realm, I guess. Not outstanding, but far from bad. His brother on the other hand... Besides, I think that Simon was also being stubborn because they were so tiresome.

[@agwsides]

Edward Reeves Yeah haha. “mOve yOur bOdEy”. For sure have seen worse auditions lol.

[@maoribrotha53]

annaxoop Seb is the star. Ant goes on his own and he doesn’t even get on tv.

[@claudiakrizay]

@@AlirioAguero2 Ant was actually pretty good. I wonder though why he brought Seb along because he was useless. If I were a judge I would have said yes to Ant but no to Seb.

[@enriquesanchez9016]

@@claudiakrizay I truly have no idea why Ant brought Seb there, he was so ridiculous. But honestly i don't think Ant himself is THAT good. He was decent but not good enough to pass imo. His brother just completely ruined it.

[@anwenbates7272]

imagine singing and watching the judges laughing at you but you continue

[@mehdikadiri5438]

They edit it so it looks like that

[@Harryaggy]

That is what we call courage, 😂 😂 😂

[@gokuxsephiroth4505]

Tbh, I would have no idea what else to do

[@sheena9p90]

@@mehdikadiri5438 i wondered that too but then what are the judges laughing at?

[@me-pz5yi]

@@mehdikadiri5438 ok. That explains a lot.

[@1975ortega]

It's so interesting that the worst singers are usually the most self-confident ones.

[@konge3589]

"Over confident" is more correct way to say

[@teclabandawe722]

In it

[@gnosis8142]

Dunning-Kruger Effect.

[@morganc.m1830]

Arrogant

[@-mina-9336]

The most overconfident singers are the ones that are the worst

[@kevinsanchun2052]

I binge watch the crap out of bad auditions.I usually see just about the same ppl multiple times.I haven't seen most of these .Thank you whoever.All new laughs for me.

[@PlanetOfTheApes999]

I love how each contestant is not only horrible, but horrible in a totally unique way.

[@in_wino_veritas]

Yes, they're probably also here, because their relatives told them they had a unique, rare or different voice. Yes they're unique, but what they probably left out, was that they're uniquely bad.

[@mentylongmentylong6833]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@doyouevendab77]

I have to have this... DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

[@Tiago3501]

Come on move your body come on move your body.

[@judijohnson4130]

And they don't know how bad they are...

[@sasabajic4948]

People sing bad ,Simon tells them their singing is bad, people: 😱

[@qaadirakhan7686]

Surprised pikachu face 😂😂

[@III_SNIPE_III]

@@qaadirakhan7686 totally 😂

[@Sunlight-zx2ur]

😂😂😂

[@ongogablogean4920]

Something their friends or family should have told em.

[@islandgal500]

@@ongogablogean4920 Then they never accept that they are awful, but blame family for squashing their dreams. They have to be told by someone in the business, because sometimes even then they are delusional and still want to waste their lives to follow that impossible dream. At least a few will learn they are not as good as they think they are.

[@ashleighclark6866]

Brilliant. I swear these videos will cure my depression at this rate.

[@kaprolka5704]

Mine did few years ago lol

[@hartwinstein7434]

be aware, to much makes it worse (i know what im talking about!)

[@ashleighclark6866]

@@hartwinstein7434 I suffer from sever social anxiety and depression at the moment & anything which makes me smile or even laugh at this moment in time is a genuine life saver x

[@consterus]

It helps only while you're watching this. When you stop, depression comes again.

[@wayneedward9621]

@@ashleighclark6866 You should check out the humor on the "Bronze Cowboy channel". He is a street actor as a statue and the reaction of the people is hilarious.

[@58landman]

I love Cheryl. She's dying from laughter and is so kind about things.

[@AnnaMaledonPictureBookAuthor]

She is lovely. The nicest judge. And I like the fact that she's not afraid to say no and if she does, she says it in a nice way. Some of the judges are so afraid to say no and it's frustrating.

[@baller302]

She is a nonce

[@betterthanMJF]

nobody: literally nobody: not even Simon Cowell: Louis Walsh: *what is your second song?*

[@paddycraig]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@deviljhodenzel5818]

Simon:nooo

[@JK-dv5is]

Nobody: Simon: Louey and me: what is your second song?

[@rebeccantombekhayasidukwan2124]

🤣🤣

[@nezukochan1059]

😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@GisylleGlam]

IDC how many times I've seen Ant & Seb, I'm never gonna skip. That laugh is needed!

[@darrellhicks9024]

When the video said "You've seen this one skip to 9:18" NO WAY

[@HH-wv9fm]

The best! "cmon move your body" "whoah"

[@Scratchingforcash]

Yeah I hear ya

[@Ruby...X]

@@HH-wv9fm XD

[@kishannaconandoyle1907]

Same thing: Ian Bernardo on American Idol. Never tired to watch him angry escalation against Simon. "YOU'RE NOT AMERICAN, YOU CANT JUDGE ME!" He declared war vs Brits! 😁😁😁😁😁

[@ThatBritishSnep]

Louis: "Sounded like you were in pain" Simon: "Or possessed" XD

[@allie2091]

Smithzy you: Louis Me: automatically thinks Louis Tomlinson, and then remembers what season this is from 🤣🤦‍♀️

[@louisbarningham]

were** not was😂

[@love23music1]

Lol

[@GseMusicOfficial]

F

[@cessnacitation-x]

Dumb and unfunny comment, expected from someone like you.

[@redders6858]

I never understand why friends and family aren’t honest with them.

[@vintagebrew1057]

The apple does'nt fall far from the tree....

[@beardymcbeardface69]

Along the lines of what vintage brew said, I'm guessing being tone deaf is genetic!

[@redders6858]

@@beardymcbeardface69 I can’t imagine how they can’t hear it, when I’m wincing with every screech and dud note. I can understand just not being able to sing. I have legs but I can’t run fast. I used to sing, just for myself and kids in the car, panto etc, it was fun but if I went off key I could hear it, so I’d practice until i could do it unless it was totally out of my range. I can only guess that unkind people are encouraging them for a laugh at their expense 😞

[@gokuxsephiroth4505]

I'm guessing it's because it's hard to look someone in the eye and say they're terrible at something they love doing, and none of them ever expect it to go this far. They just think they'll go: "Y-Yeah, you sound just like Celine Dion" and never talk about it again. That or... you know, hereditary tone-deafness

[@redders6858]

@@gokuxsephiroth4505 I agree with your ‘hereditary tone-deafness 😂

[@joannepharris8900]

I am always amazed how they stand there for a moment in disbelief when they are told no

[@82youtubeshared]

Ikr? Loool

[@in_wino_veritas]

Because their relatives and friends either lied to them about their lack of talent, or were using euphemisms, that could be interpreted in either a good or a bad way, eg unique, rare, different, or they are tone deaf themselves (especially parents).

[@doyouevendab77]

I will not be denied!!!!!

[@NikkiRichNYC]

Delusional

[@ilse3887]

maybe you should do a little googling... and find out that begore they get to audition before the judges..there is a pre audition ( selection round) sooo..if they are such horrible singers ..HOW AND WHY did they get elected to sing before a jury?? by design!! understand the game that is being played here!! they are the lowest of the lowest...100 % pure evil!! and i am NOT talking about the contestents!!

[@laurena5502]

Seb is that student that does less than everyone on the group project

[@rissieholifield2322]

"Woah-oh" ur right

[@tinasharma1270]

😃

[@theveil1132]

Too true

[@therevengeofthefupacabra6911]

That's because he's famous, like P.diddy. 😄

[@sheena9p90]

Yes!

[@LouiseLitt]

I love these people who are like "THIS WON'T BE THE LAST OF ME" Then you legit never hear of them again 😂😂😂

[@annajohansson6249]

@Nicole R and Ashwin

[@HappyBirthdayMom08]

Legend has it... Simon is still begging Ashwin for a job.

[@rhysjackson2597]

Ashwin came back a few times, he never got through unsurprisingly. Ceri came back in 2011 at the live auditions and was as awful. When she got told no she walked off going 'stuff it!' - I reference this in the same accent sometimes. 😂

[@HappyBirthdayMom08]

@@rhysjackson2597 accurate to the tee

[@TheAyurvedic]

ashwin has entered the conversation

[@cierakitty]

The 80 year old black gentleman was adorable. Such a happy go lucky soul.

[@sabinekistemann6180]

Dieser Mann, wusste genau was er tat, vielleicht hat er nicht mehr so gut hören können, aber darauf kommt es nicht an. Er hat Stimmung, für alle mitgebracht , ob für Zuschauer oder Juroren eine Wohltat und Abwechslung.This man is Unglaublich

[@thatonememe1782]

Right I don't know why he was in the bad compilation!

[@w0nd3r6]

Agree and his voice while not good enough to win its better then the rest in this video.

[@pevchyniqht2704]

“Come on move your body”

[@andrewpenny7437]

"To explore!"

[@estebana174]

Hysterical 😂 "yeah c'mon

[@thehoneybadger1223]

Whoa-oh...

[@MegaAnimelover1996]

he ruined his friend's chance.

[@lavenderlover5549]

Yah man

[@MTtheBiased]

The contestant at 16:09, Phillip Blackwell, was sentenced to life in prison with a minimum of 9 years in July of 2020 after he plead guilty to charges stemming from sexual assaults on nine women over the course of 22 years. The judge called him one of the most dangerous offenders he'd ever had appear in his court.

[@venti9695]

oh damn

[@queerukuleleplayer]

He gave me the instant creeps even when I saw it the first time all those years ago. Can you imagine the power he would have had as a celebrity? Could have been another Weinstein type situation.

[@Frank75288]

Ariel 44:22 stabbed herself in the throat , must have got fed up of people taking the piss *R.I.P*

[@Brooklyntrash]

@@queerukuleleplayer - I found him creepy too. I just found the story of his sentencing: he’s a real sicko. Committed a string of stranger rapes over decades and even videotaped himself committing some of the rapes. I hope he rots in prison.

[@RestorativeRenaissance]

Wow, he was in charge of kids 😮

[@themilkguzzler2467]

Seb: Give us another chance, Simon. Security Guard: Come on, move your body.

[@Brooklyntrash]

😂

[@JesusIsComing-9]

😅

[@wcarson4634]

This is my favorite 😂😂

[@Drikaaa88]

😂😂😂😂

[@nicoleallen6792]

I laughed so hard at this I woke my son up, it caught me totally off guard but somehow I immediately heard it like Seb said it. 😂 Sorry. Sang it. Man that was totally delusional.. i dont get how friends end up on here sounding like they do.. like do you not hear the other one or do you hear something else we all missed? 😂

[@EmptyMelodies]

"Whats your definition of average?" Simon and Louie in perfect harmony: "Y O U!"

[@Dolly66653]

Who loves the bad auditions but finds the good ones boring 😂😭😭

[@cobravids]

The reason I always watched American idol. After audition episodes were over I stopped watching.

[@odionsmailbox]

@Dolly66653 I love them both.

[@JUSTME48216]

Me 👍

[@timspegelcestnik4603]

Me as always

[@scarletvaught4709]

Same!!!

[@worklion50]

Everyone on this MUST be Egyptian... 'cuz they spend a lot of time in de nile

[@antaramartins2801]

Haha 😂

[@Sunlight-zx2ur]

😐

[@Blue_Novas]

I dont get it ;-;

[@xtonibx5770]

@@Blue_Novas The Nile River is in Egypt and they're all in "denial"

[@Blue_Novas]

@@xtonibx5770 oooooo

[@BabbleOn777]

Ant and Seb? Yeah...The blond guy actually had looks and talent (not my type, but he was alright, compared to many...he held a tune, pitch...and he is classically handsome..) But his partner, the 'echo artist' (LOL!) ruined it.

[@claudiakrizay]

Agreed!!!

[@JennaRose10]

I agree

[@claudiakrizay]

@ They both stink.

Claudia Krizay: Lol

[@claudiakrizay]

@ What a STUPID response - and lacking imagination !

[@delladamson]

I've watched so many of these compilations, and 9 times out of 10 it's just the same few repeated auditions. You actually managed to find ones I'd somehow never seen before! Thanks for all the effort you put into these. EDIT - oh I gotta add though, I don't understand why Cyril is in here, he was great!

[@TakeasRealm]

why would anyone ever skip the iconic ant and seb audition, its arguably one of the most memorable moments of the entire franchise 😂

[@User-3O3]

I usually skip it because I've seen it that many times.

[@davemathews7890]

They weren't that bad, just weird.

[@davemathews7890]

@TheDarkerKnight I wouldn't. But then I would not pay to see anyone at all from X Factor or American Idol. I blame American Idol for totally fucking up American music.

[@clhanji.]

@@davemathews7890 honestly if the yellow shirt was kicked out he’d be fine.

[@slayingbitchy]

fr fr💀

[@carrie9533]

The guy who held the long note was just convincted of being a rapist. His name is Philip Blackwell if anyone wants to look it up.

[@laurriebaurrie]

just looked this up, it's on bbc news and everything. I feel nauseous now

[@angelawilliams4239]

I looked them up too. .......sickening and disgusting.

[@fawnieee]

And the "academic perspective" at around the 45:00 mark has most likely committed suicide.

[@leemorgan4799]

I guess he, Phlip Blackwell didn't know what No meant.

[@PsychoticEmo]

Richella River she dies a couple months ago stabbed in the neck. Age 36.

[@joslynnjohnson7190]

When seb said “cOmE mOvE yOuR bOdY” I died 😂😂😂😂

[@cerealkilledher]

yea🤣i die with Cheryl's face

[@user-fe1le2yl3x]

Ya man

[@thesovietunicorn3127]

The part that always makes me lose it is that brief moment when it looked like he was gonna “sing”, sorry if that’s not specific enough but I really don’t know how to describe it lol

[@brianheidel4550]

the guy that was "singing" looks like Beavis, from the Beavis and Butthead show.

[@nisigiles9857]

Its the lifeless "who-oh" for me...😂

[@seniorpz1969]

"Amy "Ariel" Burdett also known as Arabella Starchild was born in 1981 and grew up to be a self-proclaimed "holistic vocal coach" from Wakefield who auditioned for Series 5 of The X Factor UK. She did not pass the audition stage after singing her own piece which she branded an academic construction. She is remembered for her scary look and her voice which Simon branded a 'nightmare'. On the 12 November 2019, Burdett was found dead in her home in Leeds. She was found with stab wounds on her neck. Her death is considered to be not suspicious; thus, the stab wound was self-inflicted, ruling her death as a suicide"................wow.

[@wolf.eye._-]

Wtf... that makes the whole audition even freakier.. She was either murdered or maybe had some form of psychosis or on drugs maybe? To stab one's self in the neck (multiple times?) would have to be either seriously mentally deranged on drugs or both.. Maybe used to be on drugs.. I don't know.. I'm still trying to process this. I feel really awful for her and her family. These are real people with real lives and family. That is truly sad and scary. Especially if her murderer is still out there (if she didn't do it..) 😢

[@wolf.eye._-]

R.I.P. Ariel

[@gardenjoy5223]

She came across as very aggressive. She definitely had a severe case of Oppositional Defiant Disorder. But there was more there. I would have screened her for Borderline Personality Disorder as well. They - by the way - often commit suicide. Which of course could have been done during a bad trip on drugs. She was at constant war with the world and herself. Glad she didn't murder others, for she truly had it in her, at the wrong moment.

[@cessnacitation-x]

@@gardenjoy5223 You diagnosed a mental condition from an _X Factor_ audition, and tried to diagnose a condition that doesn't even exist (borderline personality disorder, it is not a real condition). You obviously don't know what you're talking about, I highly doubt you even have a medical degree. Not to mention that you clearly didn't even read the article, she had paranoid schizophrenia.

[@cubeyuk]

Well that was to be expected.

[@bella-to8hh]

act: *is clearly awful* louis: what's your second song??????

[@wayneedward9621]

I love Simon's reaction when Louis says," Do you have a second song?".

[@jetmirmetaliaj8521]

Nooooooooo

[@mariaxy5643]

I love how Louis enjoy bad auditions 😂😂😂

[@aliencyborg3660]

He enjoys them as much as we do! 😂 The crazy ones are the entertainment 😆👍

[@djdeemz7651]

He certainly enjoyed Jedward

[@aryabolton2949]

Everytime I re-watch this, and I see Cyril get 4 yeses, I can't help but smile, and be so happy for him. I didn't watch the whole season, however I hope he had the absolute time of his life ❤😊

[@myahollandia3552]

I wonder what happened to him but I can't find anything

[@williamj.s.rodriguez4761]

Simon:😬 Danii:🤪 Cheyl:😮 Louis:😂

[@kwatoniazakiyyahanderson8091]

You are accurate

[@kwatoniazakiyyahanderson8091]

😂😂😂😂

[@anx6832]

Accurate 😂😂

[@donutboi2976]

Accurate

[@HolidayOwl]

I dunno about that tbh.

[@hoganishero5644]

It’s edited so good so you just feel like there’s no cuts

[@taylorturner6820]

I didn’t even realize there were cuts until this comment 😱

[@SunRae14]

Wait there were cuts?

[@amaram-b382]

Lois: “What is your second song” Simon “NO!” Had me dead

[@dktwisters4855]

2024 and still watching these😂

[@dinabien-aime6314]

Same

[@n1yK]

good singers: ugh im so bad bad singers: *I CaN sElL mOrE TrAcKs THan WiTneY hOuStAn*

[@runganoruleschipo269]

Innit🤣

[@bkkersey93]

I was offended when she said she'd give Whitney a run for her money.

[@love23music1]

I sing and rap

[@grinsko6741]

But not more than Whitney Houston.

[@patrickoconnell9912]

I felt so happy that the eighty year old man got four yes

[@i.love.kingvon]

same :)

[@fabianatrindade56]

OMG YES! ♥️

[@pambrown8697]

I love these dillusional people.

[@yaboyee3911]

It’s unbelievable how delusional they are.

[@yaboyee3911]

@How to dispose a 'ز' I’m not sure,but something is wrong with them.They’re pickled or something lol

[@meinenklinke]

I’m in a bit of a pickle because I didn’t find them dillusional.

[@faisalmujahed]

@@yaboyee3911ز ؟

[@VenusEvan_1885]

Delusional

[@projectxs107]

"Anybody can sell more albums than Britney Spears." 😂

[@gia9045]

He said right now because 2008 wasn’t a good year for britney

[@gia9045]

@ella_baller1na, I’m Britney is one of the best selling musicians to this day so that’s bs

[@blossom1643]

Yeah. That kinda gives you a clue what your in Store for !😂😂😂

[@chorizoramen93]

​@@gia9045Idc her albums during that time were still banging ok, I love her🤣❤️❤️❤️

[@rachelalfredo4903]

GOD BLESS YOU FOR THESE VIDEOS, SERIOUSLY. YOUR CONSISTENCY IS HIGHL APPRECIATED.

[@annaamber8458]

We really appreciate you uploading this. Thank you so much for taking the time to this. Hope your having a good lockdown xx

[@Technicallyimright]

This show is living proof that if someone looks like a weirdo, they most likely are, a weirdo.

[@tyronesmith2394]

9/11 was an inside job

[@Technicallyimright]

@@tyronesmith2394 no shit.

[@harleygal420]

So very true! Lol........

[@eloiseockert9319]

Don't look like a weirdo just don't have the talent...

[@The_Great_Depression]

Mad weird

[@KatAct]

My phone started buffering when that dude was holding the long note 🤣

[@KardboardKenny]

i've had a crappy day. i needed this belly laugh. thank you so much.

[@The_book_wizard86]

Ant and Seb is probably my most favourite “bad” audition, even though it’s not bad it’s incredibly entertaining 😂😂 for me it’s when the security guard storms towards them and they don’t even flinch lol. Ant and death 💀 brilliant

[@hyeneacrete6777]

That can't be serious! They did a joke for make laughting their buddies, is not it??? WTF is that!? How that can be real!? How can they believe they are good!? Damn! If they doing that for women, 😂 they run away or death by laughts! The second who make choir, if we call that choir, he stinks the defeat! He is already a looser, just in his way of moove! He seems to have all misery of world on shoulders! Damn! Wake up boys!

[@merilynclark7662]

I think Simon said more like Ant and Deaf! 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@Ms.AnnDrist]

The lady who came back for the 3rd time, Simon was actually really REALLY nice to her for someone in her position. He seemed to genuinely like her. He wanted to let her down as realistically but gently as possible. He showered her with compliments I truly believe he meant, in between keeping it real with her as softly as I have ever seen him do to someone.

[@codybarry8204]

I really liked that that. I think he knows how expensive dental wok is! He knows she did it for him. Thats has to warm his little black heart🖤 lol i love Simon.

[@stinks7065]

Yes! I think Simon does have a very nice side and I love it when he lets it show. That lady was such a dear and I'm glad that she found the motivation to change and became more confident through that, even if her reason to do it at first was to impress someone else.

[@norhamizahshaiffuddin2856]

Yazzzzzzz... Was about to cook dinner for my family, but that can wait.

[@user-mo3ue1to2o]

You made me laugh. They can get cereal😂

[@lorrymac5465]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Kattycorner59]

😂😂😂😂

[@kristinburton4953]

RIP Ariel Burdett, the iconic Holistic Vocal Coach who provided one of the most legendary moments on TV.

[@frankieandtheflowers]

No wayyyyy!!!! 😢 she wasn’t even old

[@marionmaier8152]

Cancer?

[@lalabbyx]

No I think she committed suicide

[@marionmaier8152]

@@lalabbyx oh thats so sad! May she Rest in Peace... Thank you for your answer !LG from Germany

[@frankieandtheflowers]

@@lalabbyx google

[@hquiggers7218]

Shirley: yes im single Shirleys employment status: Housewife erm

[@AlirioAguero2]

Divorced mother? Widow? Helpful live-in aunt? Idk... the info certainly sounds messy.

[@messamommy]

I agree ant wasn't that bad seb was.. lol

[@xtonibx5770]

@@messamommy what

[@gokuxsephiroth4505]

Hm.... Potential cheater or did they forget "Homemaker" is a thing?

[@Karina_1980s]

Yup so she lied bc she is in love with Louie

[@ChongChin]

10:17 11:47 31:50 37:10 53:19 1:22:38 just gonna bookmark these auditions so i come back and laugh lmaoo

[@namjesusiswatching2083]

Thx u marked the best ones 😂

[@miaanderson5087]

Lmao yes💀😂

[@prixywkeys2725]

@@miaanderson5087 yes I was gonna do that thanks man it’s the same additions I wanted 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🥲🥲🥲🥲😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🥲🥲🥲🤣🤣😂😂😅😂🤣😂😅🤣🥲🥲🥲

[@KeshaIsAwakened]

Omgg you got good taste of laughter o😂😂😂❤️

[@atomsmasher703]

I love 53:19. The air humping gets me everytime, lmao.

[@ongogablogean4920]

I crack up when they’re terrible and Louis asks if they have a second song

[@wcarson4634]

“Whitney Houston” “Whitney Houston” “Whitney Houston” please….compare yourself to ANYONE but her 😢

[@hyeneacrete6777]

Even the others! With this level, it is an insult to all singers! 😂

[@donychicago]

You think Whitney Houston fell from the sky and nobody can ever sing like her?

[@donychicago]

Did Whitney Houston fell from the sky and no mere mortal is worthy to compare to her?

[@LeeLeeCRN]

​@@donychicagono one said that. Apparently that comment went waaayyy over your head bc that's not what OP was trying to say😂

[@thanosasscheeks]

@@donychicagoOP meant that whenever someone mentions her they end up being terrible

[@satturnny8389]

You are doing God’s Work during this quarantine

[@michaelnewman6936]

That comment made me snort out laughing

[@callunmcveigh4482]

Never clicked so fast in my life

[@stretchjames352]

I was two hours late but as soon as I saw it in my notifications I was on it like white on rice

[@redmoneylady2213]

Infamous C, me too. I have the best laughs. 🤣😂

[@redmoneylady2213]

@@stretchjames352 , 🤣😂🤣😂 Me too

[@FreakinAyobaMan]

Was driving to work when I got the notification. Now I'm on my tea break with no tea in sight except for this video

[@Saviibaby12]

Right 😂

[@trash_can_1871]

I've been binge watching these

[@odionsmailbox]

My favourites so far: - Ariel Burdett - Ant & Seb - Holly Jervis - Dreamtime - Ant & Seb - Mums On The Run - Hard Wearin' - Phill Blackwell - Ashwin Abinashi - Suzanne Gay - Rachel Roberts - Vicky Maxted - Auditions that get really hot from 1:02:39 (Especially Rochelle Muirhead)

[@Luzei_arts]

Bro really likes Ant & Seb

[@florencej1167]

That 80 year old man was just a dime 😭😭❤️

[@KristenDETW]

That was absolutely adorable. Good on them for being so kind to him.

[@izzy-n5y]

the little ʷʰᵒᵃ at 7:18 gets me every time

[@andrewpenny7437]

Didn't really notice it before (even though I've seen this audition many times) thanks for pointing it out. 😂

[@imabrokenpotato8215]

How did you write the little woah

[@doritogamez6794]

₵₥ø₦ ₥øvɇ ɏøʉɽ ฿øđɏ

[@user-fe1le2yl3x]

Ya man

[@MarilynFinland]

😂😂

[@fabianatrindade56]

28:26 Ohh my lord this grandpa is so adorableeeee! "I'm 80 years old but I feel half my age" "All my life I wanted to be a big star but I never made it" So cute!!! 😭❤ Edit: he got 4 yesses! OMG 😃😃😃

[@veronicaboyd3696]

The bad auditions are more entertaining than the good ones! I really like your format.Thanks for this broadcast 🤗

[@kaycooper8196]

Bless their poor tone-deaf hearts...

[@TheKaiTetley]

I’m glad you are not a doctor.

[@TheGreekPianist]

Look, I’m a musician (I play several different instruments) but I know damn well I can’t sing. I don’t see how these people aren’t self-aware and don’t acknowledge it. They’re completely oblivious to their bad voices. When I try to sing I immediately know it’s out of tune. How do they not know?! 🤯🤷🏻‍♂️

[@Michelle-ir5yy]

They're tone deaf, that's why

[@therevengeofthefupacabra6911]

Do you play the spoons though? 😁

[@lilbadahhkid]

Because people in their lives and the producers lie to them and convince them that they can sing. It makes me have sympathy but also disappointment in them

[@pawanj1019]

at least you're likely an exceptionally fluent pianist :)❤️

[@fmrules94]

Arrogance is a pretty strong thing to have. It totally blinds you, thinking you could do anything. Even if you're shite at it. Makes me think of some people I had to put up with in my Performing Arts course.

[@III-ur2oo]

Cyril was the cutest contestant ever!!! Such an adorable gentleman ❤ and his dance moves 😂🕺🏻

[@breadfan_85]

Absolutely adorable.

[@AnonymousTheMonymous]

I see a lot of potential too. JAZZ!

[@mmiller6873]

When Simon says "You were singing notes that haven't been invented". That made my stomach hurt from laughing.

[@missylissy200]

Does anyone else just keep going back to these once or twice every year

[@-mina-9336]

Whenever I feel insecure abt my singing I watch stuff like this,it’s a great confidence booster

[@eleanorlauren8611]

Yesssssss, “Ant and Deaf”! My favorites. Thank you for these videos!!

[@misspuddin_]

I always come back to watch bad X factor auditions videos for a good laugh

[@LaLaAnn0.0]

The level of delusion is astounding to be honest. I laughed until I cried at alot of these.

[@thomastoal2892]

I agree that’s the perfect word I’m a singer songwriter but I know im afraid to enter 😂

[@Bluegirlfriday]

37.00 - Never Ever wear an Old White Bra with a Black Dress. Espesh when your going on National Television!!

[@slit4659]

BLUE....It MIGHT help ANT....The guy on the Right...The SPOKESMAN for the soon to be "WORLD WIDE SELLING ARTISTS".

[@SleepyyRam]

37:00

[@bubblegumbabeface6629]

Amy "Ariel" Burdette, the holistic vocal coach has passed away on November 19th 2019, she was 38 years old when she passed away. She actually got pretty well known due to her shocking audition and it's sad to know she's no longer amongst us. She wasn't just a number, she was a name, and her name was Amy Burdette, long live the metal queen!

[@andrewondon]

What happened

[@fmrules94]

She was a total fruitcake who needed help.

[@codybarry8204]

Doesn't sound real. My 33 yr old doctor died. He died helping ppl live. Sucks. He wasnt just a number. That damn jab in the arm says otherwise

[@bubblegumbabeface6629]

@@codybarry8204 Are...you saying you don't believe shes dead? Uh, weird conspiracy but okay

[@ehh887]

Just read the article on this - trigger warning but she took her own life :/

[@beakt]

"I'm a holistic vocal coach." "What's that mean?" "I'm a vocal coach. I work holistically." Ah.

[@thraxroller]

y’all know we all searched this up because we’re bored in quarantine......

[@Nothing2seeHere4u]

I love how Louie always just busts out laughing

[@messamommy]

1:29:40 I wanna cry he is so sweet, he had a great attitude, looks fantastic, and he wasn't a bad singer. I think Cheryl made the wrong decision and so did Simon.

[@tayc9855]

And Cheryl was handing out those yes responses like candy earlier! That's messed up

[@ararune3734]

No they didn't you're just attracted. He's just average, not terrible, not great either

[@camerondkirby]

he has great passion and drive but his voice was pretty average. he had technique and could hold notes and use his muscles to sing correctly but there was no star quality. but i rlly liked him too, he seemed so so so sweet :)

[@smokejackson2055]

He wasn't bad at all- like jeez way better than anyone on here

[@camerondkirby]

@@smokejackson2055 bitch i’m going into musical theatre as a career but slay

[@barbaraperry5023]

What astonishes me is that so many people have absolutely no idea what they sound like - I can't imagine going for a big audition like this without recording myself and listening to the results beforehand! 😲

[@tuulaleponiemi4328]

They probably wouldn't hear they can't sing, even if they recorded themselves and listened to it. When you're tone deaf, you are tone deaf.

[@spekyspectacles105]

That trio group that compared themselves to the Jackson 5 towards the end. I honestly haven’t cried laughing in such a long time😂😂 I can see why Simon Cowell sometimes can’t contain himself 🤣🤣

[@shakiralove27]

These people are SSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOO delusional!!!!

[@williamdavies6241]

How can they keep singing when they are being laughed at? Are they blind as well as deaf ?

[@cdub5033]

These poor, lost souls have NO decent friend to tell them they sound/look awful & have zero talent or singing ability. The delusion is rampant.

[@renacleerican7824]

Most people are hypocrite.

[@ritabel]

I've been watching these types of videos for years and @AndrewPenny I REALLY appreciate yours! They all have auditions I've never seen anywhere else!! Way to Go!! Love Love Love !!

[@JeddtheJedi]

"You're just a little chicken. Cheep cheep chirpy chirpy cheep!”

[@Cristinact]

Someone should publish a book on the sociology of this show... so many deluded people around the world!!! What does that mean?

[@fawnieee]

It's because the shows producers ask them to perform and even if they're terrible and the producers know they are, they'll insist they're amazing and the judges will definitely give them four yes's. Even though that's not the case. There are a lot of videos on KZbin of former performers or friends of performers explaining this. Hope that explains it 😅

[@joannschlicker6995]

Some of them are much more than deluded. Some are psychotic.

[@whismerhilll]

If money is to be made, the lies will be a plenty.

[@jacksonemory4358]

They gaslight the hell out of them , confidence trickster them with the image of a way out of the meat grinder, then the show cashes in and the "celebrities" split the gains.

[@redhairedsalvien]

These people actually go through an initial vetting process before they are even seen by the judges. They pick the very worst or the weirdest ones, tell them they are absolutely amazing and then they're brought to the judges. So these people are in utter shock when Simon tells them they're bad. See Stage 1 on X Factor Wiki page: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_X_Factor_(British_TV_series)#stages

[@kathleencumberbatch1893]

I don’t understand why so many people who have absolutely no talent do so ridiculously bad. And become so terribly upset when told the truth. Why do they do this!! Is it possible that the acoustics are being manipulated through the mic.?

[@egosumumbraemortis5609]

I actually watched a lesser known documentary about how its possible so many atrociously bad contestants make it to the judges. Based on what a guy who tried out for the show said, there's something like 100 plus "sub-judges" who screen the thousands waiting and each of these judges is given a certain "criteria" they're allowed to let through. That criteria, according to this KZbinr was either a.) terrific b.) average yet has a tragic backstory or some bs c.) awful yet will get the show good ratings. Most of these awful auditions were let through on purpose because people, like us on KZbin, die laughing rewatching them on KZbin. It only increases the shows ratings. For the people themselves....I think it's a mixture of being deluded as well as never having anyone speak to them truthfully about what they sound like. No one wants to be the guy who tells his mate, "Dude you're a miserable singer", yet it perpetuates this growing field of people who think they're talented.

[@thomasrosekat4091]

Adding on to what the other guy said, I think alot of these people have been lied to their whole lives about there so called "tallent" and this is their reality check

[@lotuslove1804]

Because they believe on theirselves and many of us can't accept the truth that's the fact.

[@free_gold4467]

they are just seriously deluded.

[@madisonblitz2411]

Ego Sum Umbrae Mortis I can actually confirm that(I auditioned for AGT last year(2019) and it was only for the producers/sub-judges). You wait for hours on end in a building with what seems to be thousands of people, and then when a series of numbers including yours is called, you’re put in a room with roughly 20 people auditioning and producers. I only didn’t make it bc I don’t believe I fell into the categories. Not bad enough to make a fool out of, not good enough to be “terrific”, and didn’t have enough of a tragic backstory(I’m not salty about that at all, just stating facts). After this audition, the producers then call/email you saying you made it on the show, so it’s all planned.

[@HeatherHalsey-vw2gh]

Idk how many times I keep watching these over and over lol they REALLY should make so many more of these! 😂

[@minimansioninc]

How do I apply to be a judge on this show?

[@xtonibx5770]

Lmao

[@khushimohan7628]

Seriously

[@stuartmiller4363]

Basically be a snob and go up the ranks.

[@stuartmiller4363]

@Ralph Wiggum do you still like men?

[@savionday8836]

@Ralph Wiggum are you still in danger?

[@sonniewesley5518]

OMG thank you for this I've been waiting for this. This video will definitely help me get through my shift at work overnight.

[@ari1758]

Cant believe I'm 5 hours late to this, I can't believe there are so many of these I haven't seen! Thank you for digging these up! Edit: omg when Louie laughs, I laugh

[@sw6188]

i was thinking that Dreamtime sounded like two cats being dragged backwards through a fence, and then Simon goes and tells a subsequent contestant they sound like two cats being stood on. 🤣🤣

[@lia-hc2ke]

“Uh, holly your mouth is far far too big when you sing I mean it was like looking into a cave and when you open your mouth a weird noise come out of it” - Simon Cowell.

[@letittzz7437]

He’s right tho 😂 her mouth extension are awkward to look at and hear and coming from a singer very unnecessary 😂 she tried it!

[@myahollandia3552]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@HollieDaNugget]

Louis: ...the last note wasn’t bad 😗 Simon: you want every song to end like that?? 😬😂

[@sammysammuelson2425]

Tbf that guy’s voice was pretty alright, but they have a point not to put him through. If they do, with an ego that big, what guarantees he won’t finish his next songs like that as well?

[@Brooklyntrash]

@@sammysammuelson2425- Good thing they didn’t put him through; a few years later he was identified as a serial rapist. He’s in prison now, thank goodness.

[@Marlaina]

Creepy soulless eyes

[@Ac-nd1vm]

The old X factor from back in the day was just iconic

[@love23music1]

True

[@love23music1]

And old American Idol

[@adrianh332]

Thanks for these Andrew I'm having a really tough time mentally ATM and these compilations are really helping.

[@Iamhome365]

Hope you're doing better now 😊

[@debbiejoesbury8872]

The woman that sang ' having a gang bang' had me in stitches. Took me back to the 1980's when I worked in a gay pub. Great fun.

[@davemathews7890]

It's sad when the judges laugh. Even sadder would be inflicting these terrible singers on an unsuspecting world.

[@Brooklyntrash]

😂

[@messamommy]

I am dead.💀💀💀💀 You gave directions on where to skip when Ant and Seb came on and you're 100% right any fan of bad auditions have seen them atleast twice 😂😂😂😂😂 I am in heaven with this nice long video. More plz :)

[@JazzyGirlyy]

*Silence* 2:36 “what is your second song?” 😂