Andy Haynes Stand-Up

Stand-up comedian Andy Haynes performs for the Stage 56 audience, explaining why he's sick of Facebook and how tough it is to be a depressed person in Los Angeles.
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[@atlas7409]

this guy is sooooo fucking funny i’ve binge watched all of his specials. i’m glad to see he’s doing a little bit better nowadays lol

[@k.louismusic]

Same here, he's HILARIOUS

[@airport862]

He's probably going to become a regular on late night shows. Strong performance.

[@gianniutube]

This guy’s really good! Hope he gets more national gigs. I wouldn’t mind seeing him regularly.

[@johnmckay202]

The "depressed in Hollywood" part when he rants about the $1000 crystals had me weak

[@Erevos85]

That was perfectly written and performed

[@johnmckay202]

@@Erevos85 Agreed!!!

[@Otter-Destruction]

Andy Haynes is soooo underrated

[@fray3dendsofsanity]

1:05 "It's like leaving an insensitive relative in your house" Coincidentally, all of your insensitive relatives are on Facebook. Hence why I deleted mine lmao

[@kudachinyani3557]

I’m genuinely worried about him. Hope he gets better ❤️💕 good to talk about mental health tho.

[@Illumirage]

Get this guy a special He's funny

[@synesthesia251]

Ohhhh myyyyy. Spot onnnn humor. Perfection at every interval. Killed it!

[@smodgens]

So this is how Dennis from Always Sunny will look like in a few years..

[@callmefem9387]

smodgens I thought it was him for a sec hahahaha

[@joshw8416]

His stand up reminds me of the Squidward looking out the window meme

[@cobrastriesand7693]

That was a great comment, made even better by the fact that your avatar makes you look stoned as hell.

[@gavinmatts]

Andy's the best.

[@xrdirt13]

Thank you for giving him more than two minutes to get in to some longer bits. This is great to see.

[@watchmesomezackfox]

legend

[@neen42]

Sums up the 90s pretty well

[@jaym3566]

Just discovered Andy and he's fucking hilarious. Such spot on observations. Why isn't he bigger?

[@ashleynicky8219]

I met Andy a few days ago. Such a great guy. So funny

[@gregestrada]

brilliant!

[@irri3191]

this guy is good

[@sofiabalmaceda3953]

So good!

[@meghanmccarthy371]

SO GOOD.

[@ArtbyPresa]

Hilarious!!! I wanna see more of him

[@Winteramen]

That was one of the more poignant joke about generational differences lmao

[@AG-ne3rh]

mountain boy couldn’t agree more

[@AtuhaireCynthia]

This is awesome 😂😂😂

[@vianeyboruel504]

Great great stuff, not one wasted word

[@kerch-e]

Team Haynes all the way

[@jupiadem4498]

"climb a tree.." I fell off the bed 😂😂😂😂

[@larsonfamilyhouse]

You forgot to add the juice of half a lemon to the water lol

[@rakeloslyn2931]

”Look how straight i aauumh” 🤣 Andy is great 🖤

[@balzache]

Who knew Dennis Reynolds was this fucking funny when he takes his antidepressants

[@jaqwaviuswohknodruff3874]

Awesome guy

[@penelopeorellana6449]

sooo goood lol

[@drewschmitz6651]

This is awesome 🙌👏👏👏👏👏

[@tianna6933]

that depressed in los angeles vs depressed in new york sounds so familiar skdslkfjl

[@malikelassal]

Andy!!

[@theconsciousobserver6829]

"Means you're paying attention" lol

[@zizinnnn]

he’s very good! and 5-htp works

[@darrenwells3642]

So fucking good! Great delivery

[@DaniellePerezOfficial]

So funny Andy!

[@JCTiggs1]

The MySpace site is down and I can't login. Help!

[@sweetsiham16]

He is good

[@shflmbliss]

Andy is a criminally underrated comedian.

[@kingsfan4life2]

Dude, this guy is good!

[@wallacefootrot6054]

When are you bringing back Late Late Captions?

[@anonpls809]

Yes! Love this guy. He's so funny!!

[@margaritam.9118]

He looks like a sane Matthew Mcconaughey who doesn’t talk to Kyle The Shaman/ Crystal Seller.

[@icedoutelite]

I thought he was the actor who played Dennis in ASIP.

[@ronalynferrer6656]

😍😍😍

[@echoingamy]

Same. I got stuff to do like figure out what to do with all this copper

[@margaritam.9118]

So...who is the almond milk for?

[@Bacalhoeira]

I was wondering the same!

[@jennymaxine4062]

I think it's just to add to the fact that it's pointless..

[@tomeroren4779]

Anyone else caught that Sam Morril impression as the new yorker?

[@meshacaudle9288]

The truth is FUNNY

[@LinguistAmbie]

He's funny

[@stevefromhighschool]

🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@iamnotavirgin2896]

He's awesome! Smart chap

[@johnmckay202]

This guy is just AWESOME! 100% relatable I'm dead!

[@DennisHecox]

pls invite arthur fleck to stand up !!! pls pls

[@sinope69420]

Thank a bird!

[@xbettiepage2194]

Lol hahaha 😆 🤣 😅 😂 😄

[@dalila.carolina]

James you must to invite Rafinha Bastos. He's Brazilian and start a text in English in USA. He's very famous here and once he was the most influential person of the world in Twitter.

[@trollsymctroll5361]

Skeptic tank bump

[@manilkasheran2934]

That's a good Sam Morril impression 4:04

[@writerwarriorqueen]

**ABSOLUTELY HEEEEELARIOUS 😂🤣 SOOO TRUE & RELATABLE. ESPECIALLY IN REGARDS TO "KIDS THESE DAYS" 😅 JUST DISCOVERED HIM FOR THE 1ST TIME NOW. HE SHOULD BE WORLDWIDE FAMOUS 🙌👏.I JUST SUBSCRIBED TO HIS KZbin CHANNEL & NOW BINGE WATCHING EVERY VID I CAN FIND.**

[@arthurhe5398]

insane fingers

[@MakoBeauty]

4:16 ...but....do they do the heavy lifting while smoking a cigarette?

[@sheisveryfamous]

Hey James! I’m going to be saucy. Why don’t you get some upcoming British comedians on? I have a passport. Love you. Lucien x

[@1302chichi]

Where’s his special?

[@0oo70]

Ha! Real Talk

[@russBwright]

Is he the new host?

[@bernadettejohnstone4529]

Russ Wright ... no he was on the show because he is a comedian

[@logancunningham413]

yeah he is

[@carterwang2163]

lower case letter are better for me . It’s so pity.

[@ParrotTalks]

Before 1000 just after 30 min? James Corden? How?

[@JamesLee-mp2qz]

Dude looks like Seth Meyers...

[@ironmantis25]

This dude has been broke since 2013.

[@Rubarb84]

Starlord so have I!🤦🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️

[@albertmz44]

🤣

[@CADguru78]

Funny but doesn't need the Gaffigan voice thing.

[@daveburnham1058]

Wow sych hig iq pimple

[@Yubeta1]

😆 Kids that are rich for nothing ☠️

[@my5cents4u]

yeah! FakeBook is a shitshow! Let's delete it from the planet!

[@shawninnabarrett3675]

D R y fast 5 days? why are you depressed? they way police and judges are?

[@shawninnabarrett3675]

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[@andrewrlitster9966]

So sorry about being Gay ,... Not

[@jw112mail]

Weak

[@Nicolas-fo8qd]

He's funny unlike James

[@delphimichaels164]

That wasn’t very tight. And how old is it to use being gay as a detriment in your act? I laughed a bit but not much.

[@stephenj1118]

K

[@gianniutube]

Strongly disagree! The timing and delivery were on point. Now, if the word gay offends you, that’s cool. It doesn’t make his performance any worse for it though. 💋 Cheers!

[@delphimichaels164]

Gianni Quilici “Gay” has nothing to do with it but good for you for a shot in the dark without knowing me in the slightest.

[@gavinmatts]

@@delphimichaels164 you're being gay dephi

[@delphimichaels164]

Gavin Matts No idea what you mean by that. Compliment? Homophobic slur? Bad attempt at a witticism? Don’t suppose you’ll explain yourself or do you think that juvenile remark is sufficient?