Andy Samberg's speech at Harvard

[@MorphoComics]

PERALTA THAT'S ENOUGH!

[@DarrenSemotiuk]

I actually could hear that in a Raymond Holt voice!

[@TOSKEN]

Pero que haces aqui morpho

[@virgilsanders3760]

Darren Semotiuk I also can hear Jake say that in Holts voice

[@jlee9723]

Morpho Comics PERALTA YOUR A GENIUS

[@ii.sk77]

Morpho Comics Nine Nine

[@luaned.g9798]

Kinda rude how they did a Harvard graduation in the middle of a Andy Samberg one man show

[@christinedozier2154]

Lmfaooooooooo amazing comment

[@muhashartaj]

What a legendary comment! Mano cornuta tho

[@hoglinlasagna1995]

yessir

[@Bakwakjr]

True lol

[@i3elieve]

"This is a day" - Andy Samberg

[@boris9985]

i know i saw the vid to.

[@readigo]

@@boris9985 to what?

[@param6727]

@@boris9985 *too

[@gettingjazzywithit3520]

i mean he’s not wrong

[@Emily-fm7pt]

Param *tooo

[@amyjefferis4347]

I just realised that he is turning 41 this year. Holy shit. He looks about 20.

[@funtimes8296]

He's turning 42 this summer actually

[@sydster999]

Minding your own business does wonders for the complexion

[@mylifeisgooduvu4176]

Look up “Damon Salvatore from vampire diaries” the dude who plays him, I think his name is Ian, he looks like twenty

[@Emily-fm7pt]

Fun Times it’s the reverse he’s turning 24

[@Copperflash]

Amy Jefferis everyone says that, and I think I’ve figured out why he looks like that. He doesn’t overwork himself or stress himself out, he does what he does because he loves it. It’s known that stress can make you age, but Andy Samberg doesn’t put himself under all that stress

[@beatriceghattas4801]

"And Harvard ain't cheap, where my sugar daddies at?" was iconic

[@swayamshah6891]

Béatrice Ghattas 1k likes and no comments? wow alright i am gonna have to just compose myself

[@beatriceghattas4801]

@@swayamshah6891 Wow, I didn't even keep track of that :")

[@theYoutubeHandle]

no need to raise your hands....

[@nataliaarlovskaya6459]

Must have timestamp!!!

[@chaitanyabhatia_]

@@nataliaarlovskaya6459 15:30

[@duyguvulpes]

Wow. This guy just made me watch a Harvard graduation speech over twenty minutes. I am pretty sure I won't even be listening to anything at my graduation. Andy Samberg is an amazing human/genius.

[@hayali8578]

Güzel espri. Ayrıca katılıyorum, şu kadar özgür bir konuşmacımız olsa biz de dinleriz mezuniyet konuşmasını.

[@hmmnotsure]

No, he's an Amazing Detective/Genius.

[@hmmnotsure]

@@Sushigabby True...

[@BitWrecker]

So true lol

[@jamesayton3491]

Only Brooklyn 99 peeps understand

[@faidrao2]

that's what happens when jake peralta goes undercover and acts like a famous actor.

[@jazwaddington7312]

phaedra g YES 1975

[@alanazoe6978]

Love your profile picture

[@omarh8731]

PERALTA

[@isasmutsiskaima3844]

Andy samberg plays jake peralta IDIOT

[@cyberyash1137]

@@isasmutsiskaima3844 r/wooosh

[@charlesboyle2340]

WAY TO GO JAKE! THAT’S MY BESTFRIEND

[@drfreudsmom]

Charles Boyle!? Charles!?

[@wetpizza5413]

How do I say Nikolaj? Please teach me

[@krishiv.95]

Charles! Were you dreaming about Jake again?

[@utaker3385]

The dedication for this comment 🤯

[@rifqi96]

Cmon Boyle, we all know his best friend is Doug Judy.

[@advenchurro2581]

Lol that guy he kisses was my SAT tutor, no joke

[@juliahmueller9388]

+AdvenChurro OH MAN! X"DDD

[@advenchurro2581]

I never got the impression haha, he was probably just shocked and embarrased

[@wendyzanthiago5630]

Jay Pixel you dont have to be homophobic to be suprised a dude let alone a celebrity dude randomly kisses you in front of hundreds of people. Sounds ridiculous that was your thought pattern

[@uhm7293]

To be fair. It was probably scripted. Cause like, I doubt he'd randomnly make out with some

[@brennahasselmann8075]

Mike Williams I bet a lot of people doubted that he would do what he did

[@bernarddrive5308]

Why is Jake Peralta pretending to be this "Andy Samberg"?

[@bernarddrive5308]

HAHAHA yea ofc

[@IlliterateIdiot]

Bernard Drive Good. :P

[@Road2Jannah416]

What's his back story? Every hero needs a story

[@Evanthesurfer]

Undercover obviously.

[@bensmith5581]

He's undercover, don't blow it!

[@ChasishOnYouTube]

He uhhh... he really did it to Harvard, didn't he? I mean... he just shitposted for over twenty minutes at one of the most prestigious institutes of higher learning in the world. And they loved it. Legend.

[@rohny18]

he did. Absolute legend.

[@colinkelly2431]

It takes a great comedian to insult the place who is being nice to you tell them they suck and they still think he’s Hilarios LMAO

[@juliawilkinson]

Yeah he did! But I thought the crowd was kinda dead. :/

[@ChasishOnYouTube]

@@juliawilkinson who are you

[@TheLynxer]

@@juliawilkinson Well the crowd is like 80% parents and grandparents, so it was mostly just the students laughing because only they got his humor. Still though Andy got a lot of laughs. Great speech.

[@zotethemighty655]

He’s literally Jake Peralta in real life.

[@zulfiqaradam3850]

Yes he is so jack peralta..

[@kzshyia]

lmao jack

[@JohnDuppleingham]

I hope Charles never sends Nikolaj to a school who doesn't film in 1080p.

[@sophiebyrne3604]

nikolag*

[@juliamarques7354]

nikolagge*

[@vgaur-2826]

John Duppleingham 😂😂😂😂

[@nora-ui1dy]

*knee collage

[@_cloudaria]

*Nikolaj

[@jlp277cornell]

they should release the speech beforehand so these guys can study and get the jokes

[@WaysFarOut]

jlp277 Brilliant

[@JacobMD1000]

+jlp277 hahahahha thats funny

[@zinedinezidane5218]

+jlp277 THIS COMMENT SHOULD BE INDUCTED INTO THE COMMENT HALL OF FAME

[@zinedinezidane5218]

+jlp277 BY GOD WHAT A COMMENT

[@zinedinezidane5218]

+jlp277 IN TEARS

[@phoebelai293]

This speech is literally a stand up show and I’m here for it

[@nehh_aksat]

He roasted Harvard whilst still being nice and warm. This man is a comic genius. His comedy is so underrated and unique. Nobody has made me laugh this much before.

[@anubhutipatel7213]

The fact that my like was 99th like 😂

[@CivilizedWarrior]

An amazing human/comic genius

[@flyingtoaster1427]

it's called short term memory,, no prob. you can say anything about anyone. Love is all y' nique

[@ninjachannel007]

He is a multiple Emmy winner. His comedy is not underrated. It is rated where it should be.

[@XxSyphnnxX]

No he's an amazing detective/genius

[@quadmaxlikepie]

Don't you think in 2012 Harvard would have a 1080p camera?

[@ratulotron]

+Sofa I guess it doesn't matter much for a speech

[@quadmaxlikepie]

+Ratul Minhaz your right but you would think they would have one

[@maha0073]

I'm really

[@Jalmerk]

+Ali Mohamud So am I.

[@ActionKirito]

+Sofa and atleast a 720P Camera could be possible

[@akatechon5731]

The guy at the start is fake Charles isn't it?

[@Spooky_l3xxi]

@Kaumudi H boom boom

[@cristina9202]

@Kaumudi H boom boom

[@cristina9202]

Where's my eye contact?

[@wilavyfrangky406]

Whaaaaa? I guess i have to check it out again

[@diobutimnotdiobutitisidio1273]

Nutri-boom bill

[@ProfessorBigCat]

I find this speech more intellectually engaging than others, to be honest. Samberg didn't regurgitate cliches on success, nor did he produce any cheesy ones of his own. He was able to chastise the educational system; specifically Harvard, while not receiving any backlash for it. The wit and comedy of this speech definitely deserved more applause from that very tough crowd!

[@domdoogle3299]

r/iamverysmart

[@ok2593]

@@domdoogle3299 jesus fucking christ

[@dev-xp6ct]

Holt is that you?

[@allypodnar1718]

this comment screams harvard

[@mylifeisgooduvu4176]

It’s in an outdoor venue so the laughter didn’t seem loud but they are laughing a lot

[@hadriewyn]

I died when he said "Science and math you're cool" and one guy behind him fist pumped so happily

[@VixeyTeh]

I love that he said this. Seriously it's the validation Math and Science geeks have needed all this time! ... I say as an IT graduate that has also gone to film school.

[@adityaroy7616]

@@VixeyTeh Then, proceeds to say "finally."

[@Kagura982]

That guy is cute

[@Basketballerphx]

The students and parents ARE laughing, but because it is an outdoors venue, the laughter isn't bouncing off the walls like it would be in an auditorium. Trust me, Harvard isn't full of humorless stiffs. Unless you count 60% of the faculty.

[@Basketballerphx]

Michael Cote college*

[@SynthCool]

+Michael Cote Inbred

[@Pepingco]

+Pardon_M3 I hope you are right, cause it sounds like he's dying out there and he often looks like hes uncomfortable after each punch line.

[@iaintpepsi2672]

Poet Productions that’s his style of humor it’s kinda the joke, he’s actually a really good comedian and is so underrated

[@cellophage5855]

Uh yeah look at the shots of the crowd. Anyone who can’t agree with you is a dumbass

[@FreshestBleach]

I think that guy's sexual orientation changed when Andy kissed him because mine would too

[@TamannaDas]

FreshBleach What if he was already gay?

[@SecretRevelation]

Then logically by the previous statement, logic dictates that he is now straight.

[@atuldgr8]

Same

[@lewisbarrah8804]

@@TamannaDas Then this was the best moment of his life!

[@pinecone27]

Lewis ito homophobic

[@imhellag]

Asian parents in the audience are dying right now. Like "what is this???"

[@imhellag]

***** yeah im asian thanks for the words but i don't think you catch what i'm tryna say lol

[@kamikace7531]

imhellag he actually rested your case XD

[@shazalgeorge5993]

I'm asian too. Sorry for my bad English

[@BeanPas]

Uncomfortably laughing

[@jul8478]

That's what I thought too lmao (I'm Asian too ppl calm ur shit)

[@jordaneisenman4894]

That dude 20 years later: "Yeah, I'm not gay, but I made out with Andy Samberg."

[@madalinabutnariu7297]

what a lucky guy

[@scarlettcoburn3418]

nah andy samberg definitely made him gay if he wasn’t already

[@twiceandsinjin]

So lucky smh

[@hanna4752]

it should've been me lucky bastard

[@kleyrjavier8449]

"Handsome young janitors who are secretly math geniuses." Hahahaha will

[@eben7248]

good hunting

[@dylandunlap8118]

Did that need to be obviously stated? Everyone got the joke.

[@ednahister3455]

Genius

[@bigmikeweb]

@@dylandunlap8118 notice how OP's comment got 1.3k upvotes and nobody gave a shit about your comment. News flash, you're the lame one here

[@dylandunlap8118]

Michael Weber there’s 1.3k likes but 4 millions views. That means 3,997,000 people who saw this didn’t like that comment. And mine was a reply on a comment from over a year ago on a video that was viral years ago, so not much a fair comparison chump. Newsflash, you’re not smart kid.

[@hugostiglitz9149]

people who go to Harvard laugh, what is this madness

[@SM-og2jg]

National Lampoon started at Harvard, it's got a history of comedy.

[@spicynoodlesarefire]

i know right? What's next? MIT students are actually just humans?!

[@clickpwn]

lol jealous much?

[@CledClassics]

When the joke goes over your head ^

[@dsolovey1752]

You need to have IQ score from 10-11 to get most of it. Or lots of weed... it's harvest time, people!

[@dmasiello7]

I have no idea how he had the courage and audacity to say what he did. So witty. He was making a subtle point about how pointless classist educational institutions are. And he managed to get away with it because of his brilliance as a thinker and a comedian.

[@dmasiello7]

I actually think Chris Rock gets away with the same form of crude humor pointing out white privilege from the perspective of somebody who experiences the detrimental effects of it personally. It does boil down to the same issue though, and I don't think its incorrect for either to point it out through comedy if it exposes an issue that deserves attention.

[@93Grimmy]

PRINCESORH lol i think you need to relax

[@Carrot101]

PRINCESORH Who let you out of Tumblr

[@GeetarAdam]

Watch Ali G's commencement speech if you think this is risque.

[@dmasiello7]

I have. He is equally audacious. :)

[@hoppybricks4678]

"Once you graduate, you cant wear your Harvard sweatshirt in public without looking like a world class a-hole" or being compared to danielle cohn

[@rontheron4807]

Spotting a Falsettos profile pic in the wild makes me unreasonably happy, thank you for existing dear stranger

[@michaelaholtz8914]

@@rontheron4807 SAME WE LOVE TRINA

[@SimonaOmina]

Andy Samberg is an example of what someone comfortable with their sexuality looks like.

[@jessiegal5451]

Simona Omina do you know if he is actually gay?

[@briankrahn7596]

He has a wife...

[@jessiegal5451]

i only heard he was married its 2015 and that could mean anything

[@briankrahn7596]

You're fucking stupid, look up Andy Samberg's spouse.

[@jessiegal5451]

your right i probably should have done that but instead i looked up Brian Krahn and look at that no results probably cause people dont care about self righeous assholes trolling on the internet for the fun of being a massive dounche

[@eb8945]

Dude just straight dissed the college in front of the staff and students and they posted it on their KZbin channel.

[@toitnups8708]

"I diDn't EveN aPply tO haRvArd''

[@ghezoi]

I had to downvote after liking it to stay at 420

[@sortilegus]

This is awesome. "And your parents, who spend like 45,000 crops a year to send you to Harvest."

[@godmode8687]

@@akumabazooka9169 How about you fuck off?

[@robertwoolson]

The Real Dark R Lmao too much of a pussy to say “fuck,” but you have the audacity to call someone out about a comment that is over 5 years old? Nice

[@robertwoolson]

My comments don’t get deleted when I swear, interesting. What a pussy lmao

[@andreawilliams2136]

5:15 "math and science majors you guys are cool" kid in the background gets excited because andy samberg called his major cool xD

[@erik-newman]

"Finally!"

[@aisorederosia]

lol, and then then two seconds later he pulls the rug out hahaha

[@bons244]

Am I the only one who felt scared of the things he's saying to these students, parents, and faculty? This speech's so ridiculous and genius at the same time.

[@adithiv6011]

Ahhhh ikrrr

[@bons244]

@Mark Teena high status? no. I would feel even more strongly (scared, but hilarious) if he did it to students and parents in a small town school in my area.

[@bobkeamer9404]

You left out the homeless guy with the tires

[@markvelous2552]

Watch Conan O'brien's speech. Also insane 😭

[@stormkang]

"folklore and mythology? come on guys.. just study something serious and play world of warcraft in your spare time" hhahaha what a legend

[@gracymaidment9738]

dear peralta, what are you doing. sincerely captain holt

[@heiko4297]

Please! Dear Lord... it would have been: Dear Peralta, what are you doing? Sincerely, Captain Raymond Holt.... come on! ^^

[@hvslk]

@@heiko4297 and you sound exactly like Gina :D

[@janasb02]

i love ur pfp bc it’s harry

[@arthurmeric6512]

That guy is an evil genius. He basically spent 20 minutes insulting a whole crowd of people in a prestigious school, and they applauded, and I know I would have as well. How many people could do that ?

[@gremlinfifty2308]

With enough confidence anyone can do anything

[@TanveshDabholkar]

Managed to outwit few of most brilliant minds!

[@blue.moon.j]

@@gremlinfifty2308 I mean it also needs a genius mind to be fair

[@schulzecd]

In Andy's most recent "Nerdist" podcast he sayed that people were actually laughing and it went really well, however, the audience wasn't mic'ed, so It sounds like no one is laughing.

[@nathanromano9959]

Said*

[@simenspolen6500]

@@nathanromano9959 Come on dude.. dont be that guy

[@cristina9202]

@rpok2 leaf him alone

[@TryPuttingItInRice]

@@cristina9202 leave*

[@cristina9202]

@@TryPuttingItInRice r/whoooosh

[@meeluhhdakiller]

andy samberg your jake peralta is showing jake peralta your bi is showing

[@idk-ib1dp]

Mil-uhh? SKSKXJJW HA

[@keirab2800]

Cjakahsvshsg

[@perryjackdwarf8591]

Boyle would have exploded

[@cristina9202]

Bi bi bi

[@fuck_youtube_handles]

*you’re

[@emilioivanjimenezlopez5798]

I felt like in any moment he would see someone in the crowd trying to scape and be like "ok, enough stalling for time, NYPD! EVERYBODY DOWN!"

[@amanday647]

@Victoria Höglind Sånnaskolan 6B Brooklyn 99 didnt come out at this time yet

[@rdsully1221]

@@amanday647 it’s a joke…

[@JosephLachh]

My Mom: "You should go listen to some graduation speeches. They'll really teach you some things about life." Me:

[@CaptainFracture]

I loved his speech but i feel it was too witty for the audience at some points lol

[@greg.sym.4115]

To witty for an audience of University Graduates?

[@CaptainFracture]

Greg. Sym. you betcha

[@thejigisup4926]

+CaptainFracture I agreeeeeee !

[@shoobopper]

+Greg. Sym. yea harvard schmarvard!

[@jamford6527]

His Film School education is too strong

[@almasih4150]

Andy Samberg type of guy to do these kind of speeches at a funeral

[@TheBitTV]

The second he screamed "Where are all my sugar daddies at?" I just cracked up haha.

[@mohamedirhamshah5349]

Gino Simplicio I didn’t hear it?

[@GazzyD]

“In fact as I look at all these strong, loyal men, I can’t help but be filled with an overwhelming sense... of horniness” man this joke killed me 😂😂 was not expecting it a second time

[@Sam-0827]

Time stamp ?😂

[@angesalam9552]

@@Sam-0827 start at 15:30

[@zawarudo763]

Bruhh how this guy still looks the same 8 years later

[@avyaya6439]

"The only puzzle Peralta hasn't solved yet is how to grow up." He never should!

[@damon832]

Don’t understand why I’m getting recommended this in 2019 Edit: (So it’s 2020 now and the COVID-19 recommended this to me again)

[@psychomoon7185]

Because Andy is amazing

[@SonGoku5363]

Because you finished watching brooklyn nine nine and started watching Andy Samberg videos

[@Drianikaben]

I don't know why either, but i'm totally fine with it

[@tinol6090]

same and I even watched the whole thang lol

[@codingorgaming982]

Same, and no, I haven't watched anything Harvard or Andy Samberg related in years.

[@dustinbrown7150]

it looks like it was filmed in 1975

[@Santi-wt1fq]

yeah bitch

[@yairratner2187]

everyone's making brooklyn 99 jokes but in 2012 it was barely in season 1 so everybody basically knew him only from SNL

[@cutandspin]

And if all else fails, just remember these beautiful words from the film Dead Poets Society: NEIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLL MY NEIL IS DEAD MY BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[@johnman9386]

That's the best joke in his speech.

[@dantea6745]

Lord Hari ;

[@tbrandy1405]

This got me thinking though. Neil died because of the depression he suffered from being unable to pursue what he really wanted in life just because his father did not approve of his love for art and the theater. It was part of his message for the graduates to pursue something in life that they are truly passionate about, not something that is dictated upon them. I may be reading to much into it, but well played Peralta.

[@abolghasemamiri3342]

justin regalado i was thinking that too

[@ashwarysharma246]

No shit, Sherlocks.

[@Pikachuwhereareyou]

Am I the only who's very confused by the comments stating " _nobody's laughing?_ " Because mostly *EVERYBODY **_IS!_* They've all fallen prey to the affectionate amusement Andy ignites in people, & everybody's laughing & snickering & has got amused smiles on their faces & crows feet crinkling near their eyes & there's even the occasional shout out & clapping & they're still conducting themselves respectably to be able to actually listen to what he's saying... *It's quite apparent how many people don't even bother to actually watch video's* & make critical judgements for themselves these days, everyone just reads the comments lol.

[@GoldenOni-Ron]

I love that last statement you make because to it almost describes exactly to out line for Facebooks creation guide lines 🤣🤣 like hmmm how do I make a platform people will get addicted to ... o right create a service that allows "Free speech" AKA unqualified critical judgment, and it's non physical confrontation .. Fucking Genius haha 🙆‍♂️

[@jackgillespie3431]

I hope the thumbs down are for the shitty audience and camera quality and not Andy Samberg cause he killed it

[@avxx0035]

he always kills it .

[@emilie5865]

There was actually a podcast where andy says that the audience wasn't well miked

[@binkysohinky5983]

NO BUT REALLY WHY ANDY SAMBERG THIS IS SO RANDOM

[@Layla-ys3hy]

IT IS COS HE IS THE BEST

[@somachakraborty9952]

Parelta, you're a genius

[@fuck_youtube_handles]

*Peralta

[@Layla-ys3hy]

@@fuck_youtube_handles pearalta

[@markschmidt1866]

how to succeed in life: 1: cut a hole in a box 2: put your junk in that box 3: make her open the box

[@zeff717]

lol 69 likes

[@Zubb999]

OR HIM

[@sabalghoo]

*And that's the way you do it.*

[@jamesrusselldr]

Try doing it with a pumpkin

[@Djumeneik]

I didn't get that one. Was that a reference to anything funny?

[@abhisukhey498]

"Healthcare and social security systems will evaporate in 5 years" - samberg 2012 *Year 2017 Trump gets elected* Damn he was right

[@keirab2800]

Abhi Sukhey imagine how I feel, trump was officially elected on my 11th birthday

[@murphieslaw6932]

Haha, exactly my thought in that moment, too ! On the other hand, I am german, so it didn´t hit close to home - so I could laugh about it. Though, as an american on the other hand that would likely have been a facepalm moment for me.... Samberg the prophet.

[@rythaguy1893]

Murphies Law orange man bad !!!

[@TryPuttingItInRice]

Damn bro. Another ignorant libtard. What a surprise. 😐

[@brandoncosbyjr.7097]

@@TryPuttingItInRice first of all, don't call someone else ignorant then proceed to use the word "libtard". Also not liking Trump isn't a bad thing. It's actually probably good because he's clearly incompetent and if you can't see that then I don't know what to tell you.

[@jonzucco3356]

I love how like 50% of the Boomers are not having it whatsoever.

[@idontknowman399]

Most are laughing/smiling what are you on about 50% aha

[@sankarsshanansundararajan8829]

Especially the grandpa close to Andy

[@CC-mr5xq]

That’s because they watched SNL back when it used to be funny.

[@eckoalbino745]

Andy Samberg disliked this video himself because he regretted forgiving Dean Hammonds in the first place.

[@mathiaszanotto7287]

Nah, he disliked because he is so humble

[@xXIhabXx]

dad I wana go to harvest when I grow up. son we don't have enough crops for harvest

[@TheBigNerdGame]

How does Harvard not have 720p?

[@TheBigNerdGame]

._. what?

[@metodex]

On Wednesdays we wear pink. maybe a Harvard joke, we're not smart enough.

[@quinbyz5081]

lol doesn't even look like 2012 cause the quality and that terrible teal back wall

[@thomasgray6059]

There are only about 10 colleges in the country that have HD Broadcast/film programs. Harvard isn't known for their communications department, so I'm not surprised that their video is still low quality.

[@joegrimes9232]

I like that the future thinkers and scientists and some can't fathom a sense of humour

[@ali94hn]

I just watched Jake Peralta shit on Harvard for about as long as a B99 episode takes...

[@ThaiVancouverite]

It's incredible how liberal the university is. I can't imagine this speech being given in my country. I like it!

[@PolaNimuS]

Harvard, liberal? You actually have to have a fair amount of money to go to Harvard.

[@somehowimanage]

@@PolaNimuS liberal ≠ poor. He meant it is liberal because Andy was allowed to mention sex with the mothers in the crowd, horniness and openly mock the institution as well as former students. A conservative institution wouldn't be too keen on a speaker such as Samberg.

[@Moonchild99]

Nah

[@DougerArt]

@@somehowimanageit's marketing, probably.

[@dulynoted6015]

I was there! I was in one of the shots in the audience when I was 10. I understood NOTHING at the time...

[@SamGautreau7]

dulynoted Lucky you!

[@QueenOfAmber]

Wow that took balls lol

[@minkinface]

he really just roasted harvard at his harvard guest speech for over 20 minutes i love this guy

[@PsyFry]

Is no one going to talk about how he just kissed that guy in the beginning

[@DrMcMoist]

+PsychoticRealist I wanted to talk about it. And the more I thought about it; the harder I wanted to talk about it. I wanted to communicate so badly, and the feelings rose up inside me like a storm expanding on the horizon. So much so that I was becoming hot and clammy as I thought about how hard I wanted to talk about it and then... ...suddenly I didn't care anymore. Didn't even want to think about it. In fact, if I was to be honest; I felt a little ashamed of myself.

[@magatama765]

+DrMcMoist Bad day?

[@jishnujetwani538]

No

[@beetosbeef]

kinda turned me on ngl

[@beckk6004]

DrMcMoist Why does this feel like dejavu yet I have no idea where I’ve seen lol Btw, hi from the future

[@salarelahi105]

Exactly the time length of Brooklyn nine nine episode.

[@VixeyTeh]

I know. I was re-watching an episode in the background. Lol.

[@ABONKERSCHICKEN]

why does this 2012 video look like it was filmed in 2004

[@richardseaman9086]

Actually my old family footage from 2004 is better than this...

[@gustavholm6193]

I guess the school didn't have enough cash to pay for a proper camera ;)

[@danashore3634]

more like 94

[@flimbonimbo7259]

Because that's how you properly run things to become successful. When you need to purchase cameras you buy the cheapest ones that are presentable, pretend you paid 50x as much for them, and embezzle the extra funds.

[@Spooky_l3xxi]

@@danashore3634 more like 74

[@anxicyni6373]

*oh good. Bc I wasn’t interested in an educational speech. Not even a minute in and it’s already obvious why this has so many views. Can tell this is gonna be hilarious*

[@shauniesparadise9871]

"just eatin' right and makin' positive choices" same

[@4MXW]

Thought he said eating rice xD

[@TomRMK]

He managed to make every person in there regret their life choises *mad respect*

[@borntobebroken]

The woman at the bottom left of 19:53 is mad as hell :o

[@dannomack6783]

+Nick Jupp Yeah what the hell is going on there

[@bucky90269]

Oh shit, she was genuinely pissed lol... Some people just don't know how to take a joke.

[@callmemike9072]

Oh shit 😂😂

[@ALBUMOF2008]

It’s Neil’s mom

[@XeroPaiNN]

She’s talking to somebody else, the others are looking at another direction

[@elliotfitzsimmons8110]

I like how half of the audience loves it and the other half hates it.

[@nehh_aksat]

They don't get those extremely witty jokes. All of the audience loves it.

[@nehh_aksat]

Kaash na ho! Kaash na ho! Kaash na ho! Yes, I'm right! Kaash na ho!

[@Slashtap]

I loved his Mark Wahlberg

[@louisjeon97]

Slashtap3 what?

[@baverfjant]

Slashtap3 It was spot on! Damn!

[@tur1000]

+Slashtap3 11:42 :)

[@mistahj808]

Sounded exactly like him

[@mayowaayodele5982]

"I didn't even apply!"

[@F4rl30d]

WOW ! Giving that speech is really hard, And specially stressful to do in harvard!

[@joemagwizi1127]

its only difficult if u trying to be someone you are not.... Andy was flawless.. coz he was doing what he does best.. being himself..being funny

[@BossBoss-wx6mx]

That has to be one of the most emotional and inspirational speeches I've ever heard.

[@fivenightsofben6096]

Lol did you even watch it

[@katejuricastaneda366]

“Nobody gots to know” most jake peralta

[@aromaticjuanful]

andy samberg you are very attractive

[@fuck_youtube_handles]

It’s hard to tell in this terrible quality! 😖

[@henrybetts448]

I really think he pulled out the 'Heart Stuff' from the right hand side just to subtly piss everyone off 😂 What a legend

[@pittcult6189]

Bro i don’t remember this episode of Brooklyn nine nine

[@ItsJustRyansChannel]

If Andy wrote his own speech he killed it.

[@dpcmdude7469]

Andy Samberg you precious baby omg-

[@giovanna2760]

I love every point he hits. You have to have a sense of humor to not be sad though. I personally think this is hilarious. I'm SO GLAD he said these things. He was very funny. Also Andy is really creative in general and I like his outlook in life.

[@brucekalin9551]

Adam is an acquired taste. I'm happy to have that taste, irreverence is necessary.

[@ArmyK9]

Probably the best graduation speech ever in the history of mankind. Thank you Det. Jake Peralta!

[@Ev.il_]

Brooklyn 99 coming back Jan 2019. Like if you gonna watch.

[@melodyhaviland9393]

Evil Hussy 4 HOURS

[@fiona6578]

Now again in 2020

[@cristina9202]

Feb 6th ahhhhh

[@anushkaverma4308]

12th august 2021!!!!

[@bella6morte]

He delivered excellently for a 20 minute performance. He came back from occasional lulls. He's good.

[@antonnurwald5700]

Everybody's going on about how half the audience hated it, but honestly: I watched a bunch of Harvard commencement speeches, and apparently it's a thing to bring on comedians and actors at Harvard. Andy's speech is one of the more intellectual ones. If you don't want a graduation speech by a TV celebrity, don't send your kid to Harvard.

[@benwarren6376]

Someone was texting while ANDY SAMBERG was on the stage

[@mathys.h]

Andy Samberg is a freakin' genius. This is an example of audacity 😂

[@TheThrillhouse0]

This took guts. I'll give him that for sure

[@saramalik2362]

This is why he is the greatest human on this planet.

[@pspragun]

It's really hard to distinguish where Andy Samberg ends and Jake Peralta start. Also, Amy is gonna be so proud and turned on watching Jake giving a speech at Harvest. I mean Harvard...

[@nicknflang]

Why does he look younger now in 2020 than he did in 2012?!

[@arthurmeric6512]

I have a feeling that, if you asked Samberg himself, he would answer something along the lines of : "Well, there is this movie about a guy called Benjamin Button, ever heard of it ?"

[@tinyRebel20]

Saw him on the Comedy Central Roast of James Franco, and I'm discovering... THIS GUY IS AN ABSOLUTE GENIUS!!!!! :D This was hilarious, I would've loved being in that crowd. But sadly, I too, did not apply. XD

[@joemagwizi1127]

good one lol

[@TamannaDas]

Have you checked out Brooklyn Nine Nine?

[@nkk_23]

peralta IS a genius

[@reizelfurtado9207]

You know how we sometimes wish few on screen characters were the same in real life as well cause we love them so much..that's literally Andy Samberg

[@xinyangdu8337]

Andy is the only one that I have ever who can make reading straight off from the script so vivid.

[@awesomole]

9:19 Only andy samberg could pull a "yeet" at harvard graduation speeches

[@paulshim3216]

Watching this made me feel like *I'm* graduating from Harvard.

[@gauravprakash]

He turned into Peralta when he said This is a day! 😂

[@bi_saster]

Him kissing that one guy cracks me up every time lmao I did NOT expect that