Andy Samberg's speech at Harvard

SNL star Andy Samberg was one of two featured guest speakers at Harvard College Class Day on May 23, 2012. The other speaker was Barney Frank, see goo.gl/aEQza Read more about Class Day 2012: goo.gl/2eF33

[@luaned.g9798]

Kinda rude how they did a Harvard graduation in the middle of a Andy Samberg one man show

[@christinedozier2154]

Lmfaooooooooo amazing comment

[@muhashartaj]

What a legendary comment! Mano cornuta tho

[@hoglinlasagna1995]

yessir

[@chaytai]

True lol

[@beatriceghattas4801]

"And Harvard ain't cheap, where my sugar daddies at?" was iconic

[@swayamshah6891]

Béatrice Ghattas 1k likes and no comments? wow alright i am gonna have to just compose myself

[@beatriceghattas4801]

@@swayamshah6891 Wow, I didn't even keep track of that :")

[@theYoutubeHandle]

no need to raise your hands....

[@nataliaarlovskaya6459]

Must have timestamp!!!

[@chaitanyabhatia_]

@@nataliaarlovskaya6459 15:30

[@ChasishOnYouTube]

He uhhh... he really did it to Harvard, didn't he? I mean... he just shitposted for over twenty minutes at one of the most prestigious institutes of higher learning in the world. And they loved it. Legend.

[@rohny18]

he did. Absolute legend.

[@colinkelly2431]

It takes a great comedian to insult the place who is being nice to you tell them they suck and they still think he’s Hilarios LMAO

[@juliawilkinson]

Yeah he did! But I thought the crowd was kinda dead. :/

[@ChasishOnYouTube]

@@juliawilkinson who are you

[@TheLynxer]

@@juliawilkinson Well the crowd is like 80% parents and grandparents, so it was mostly just the students laughing because only they got his humor. Still though Andy got a lot of laughs. Great speech.

[@amyjefferis4347]

I just realised that he is turning 41 this year. Holy shit. He looks about 20.

[@funtimes8296]

He's turning 42 this summer actually

[@sydster999]

Minding your own business does wonders for the complexion

[@mylifeisgooduvu4176]

Look up “Damon Salvatore from vampire diaries” the dude who plays him, I think his name is Ian, he looks like twenty

[@Emily-fm7pt]

Fun Times it’s the reverse he’s turning 24

[@Copperflash]

Amy Jefferis everyone says that, and I think I’ve figured out why he looks like that. He doesn’t overwork himself or stress himself out, he does what he does because he loves it. It’s known that stress can make you age, but Andy Samberg doesn’t put himself under all that stress

[@fatthanosfeet]

The episode of Brooklyn Nine Nine is pretty weird.

[@corbonix375]

The bean man is in a beanish world.

[@ybone8709]

Undercover at Harvard to bust a massive drug ring 😮

[@sakshi5435]

💯

[@andershenriksen7592]

This* but still funny

[@sareebosshard7323]

what episode

[@i3elieve]

"This is a day" - Andy Samberg

[@boris9985]

i know i saw the vid to.

[@readigo]

@@boris9985 to what?

[@param6727]

@@boris9985 *too

[@gettingjazzywithit3520]

i mean he’s not wrong

[@Emily-fm7pt]

Param *tooo

[@charlesboyle2340]

WAY TO GO JAKE! THAT’S MY BESTFRIEND

[@drfreudsmom]

Charles Boyle!? Charles!?

[@wetpizza5413]

How do I say Nikolaj? Please teach me

[@krishiv.95]

Charles! Were you dreaming about Jake again?

[@utaker3385]

The dedication for this comment 🤯

[@rifqi96]

Cmon Boyle, we all know his best friend is Doug Judy.

[@zotethemighty655]

He’s literally Jake Peralta in real life.

[@zulfiqaradam3850]

Yes he is so jack peralta..

[@kzshyia]

lmao jack

[@MorphoComics]

PERALTA THAT'S ENOUGH!

[@DarrenSemotiuk]

I actually could hear that in a Raymond Holt voice!

[@TOSKEN]

Pero que haces aqui morpho

[@virgilsanders3760]

Darren Semotiuk I also can hear Jake say that in Holts voice

[@jlee9723]

Morpho Comics PERALTA YOUR A GENIUS

[@ii.sk77]

Morpho Comics Nine Nine

[@faidrao2]

that's what happens when jake peralta goes undercover and acts like a famous actor.

[@jazwaddington7312]

phaedra g YES 1975

[@alanazoe6978]

Love your profile picture

[@omarh8731]

PERALTA

[@isasmutsiskaima3844]

Andy samberg plays jake peralta IDIOT

[@cyberyash1137]

@@isasmutsiskaima3844 r/wooosh

[@phoebelai293]

This speech is literally a stand up show and I’m here for it

[@jordaneisenman4894]

That dude 20 years later: "Yeah, I'm not gay, but I made out with Andy Samberg."

[@madalinabutnariu7297]

what a lucky guy

[@scarlettcoburn3418]

nah andy samberg definitely made him gay if he wasn’t already

[@twiceandsinjin]

So lucky smh

[@duyguvulpes]

Wow. This guy just made me watch a Harvard graduation speech over twenty minutes. I am pretty sure I won't even be listening to anything at my graduation. Andy Samberg is an amazing human/genius.

[@hayali8578]

Güzel espri. Ayrıca katılıyorum, şu kadar özgür bir konuşmacımız olsa biz de dinleriz mezuniyet konuşmasını.

[@hmmnotsure]

No, he's an Amazing Detective/Genius.

[@hmmnotsure]

@@Sushigabby True...

[@BitWrecker]

So true lol

[@jamesayton3491]

Only Brooklyn 99 peeps understand

[@kleyrjavier8449]

"Handsome young janitors who are secretly math geniuses." Hahahaha will

[@eben7248]

good hunting

[@dylandunlap8118]

Did that need to be obviously stated? Everyone got the joke.

[@ednahister3455]

Genius

[@bigmikeweb]

@@dylandunlap8118 notice how OP's comment got 1.3k upvotes and nobody gave a shit about your comment. News flash, you're the lame one here

[@dylandunlap8118]

Michael Weber there’s 1.3k likes but 4 millions views. That means 3,997,000 people who saw this didn’t like that comment. And mine was a reply on a comment from over a year ago on a video that was viral years ago, so not much a fair comparison chump. Newsflash, you’re not smart kid.

[@hadriewyn]

I died when he said "Science and math you're cool" and one guy behind him fist pumped so happily

[@VixeyTeh]

I love that he said this. Seriously it's the validation Math and Science geeks have needed all this time! ... I say as an IT graduate that has also gone to film school.

[@adityaroy7616]

@@VixeyTeh Then, proceeds to say "finally."

[@Kagura982]

That guy is cute

[@andreawilliams2136]

5:15 "math and science majors you guys are cool" kid in the background gets excited because andy samberg called his major cool xD

[@eriknewman7889]

"Finally!"

[@aisorederosia]

lol, and then then two seconds later he pulls the rug out hahaha

[@advenchurro2581]

Lol that guy he kisses was my SAT tutor, no joke

[@juliahmueller9388]

+AdvenChurro OH MAN! X"DDD

[@advenchurro2581]

I never got the impression haha, he was probably just shocked and embarrased

[@wendyzanthiago5630]

Jay Pixel you dont have to be homophobic to be suprised a dude let alone a celebrity dude randomly kisses you in front of hundreds of people. Sounds ridiculous that was your thought pattern

[@uhm7293]

To be fair. It was probably scripted. Cause like, I doubt he'd randomnly make out with some

[@brennahasselmann8075]

Mike Williams I bet a lot of people doubted that he would do what he did

[@skiddlydongdongdongdang1910]

He said he's 33, but he looks like 25.

[@marconewman7202]

and now he's 39 and still looks 25 xD edit: our boy is 40 now

[@Chregi1995]

@@marconewman7202 true, this dude is doing something right

[@yellowst1494]

He's 25 forever

[@lewisbarrah8804]

The guy has good genes!

[@NotEvenPerfect]

He looks like 25, but he acts like 15

[@hoppybricks4678]

"Once you graduate, you cant wear your Harvard sweatshirt in public without looking like a world class a-hole" or being compared to danielle cohn

[@rontheron4807]

Spotting a Falsettos profile pic in the wild makes me unreasonably happy, thank you for existing dear stranger

[@michaelaholtz8914]

@@rontheron4807 SAME WE LOVE TRINA

[@cj131]

He roasted Harvard whilst still being nice and warm. This man is a comic genius. His comedy is so underrated and unique. Nobody has made me laugh this much before.

[@anubhutipatel7213]

The fact that my like was 99th like 😂

[@CivilizedWarrior]

An amazing human/comic genius

[@flyingtoaster1427]

it's called short term memory,, no prob. you can say anything about anyone. Love is all y' nique

[@ninjachannel007]

He is a multiple Emmy winner. His comedy is not underrated. It is rated where it should be.

[@XxSyphnnxX]

No he's an amazing detective/genius

[@bernarddrive5308]

Why is Jake Peralta pretending to be this "Andy Samberg"?

[@bernarddrive5308]

HAHAHA yea ofc

[@IlliterateIdiot]

Bernard Drive Good. :P

[@Road2Jannah416]

What's his back story? Every hero needs a story

[@Evanthesurfer]

Undercover obviously.

[@bensmith5581]

He's undercover, don't blow it!

[@jlp277cornell]

they should release the speech beforehand so these guys can study and get the jokes

[@WaysFarOut]

jlp277 Brilliant

[@JacobMD1000]

+jlp277 hahahahha thats funny

[@zinedinezidane5218]

+jlp277 THIS COMMENT SHOULD BE INDUCTED INTO THE COMMENT HALL OF FAME

[@zinedinezidane5218]

+jlp277 BY GOD WHAT A COMMENT

[@zinedinezidane5218]

+jlp277 IN TEARS

[@extacy9284]

"I didn't even apply to Harvard" I'm dying 😂

[@emilioivanjimenezlopez5798]

I felt like in any moment he would see someone in the crowd trying to scape and be like "ok, enough stalling for time, NYPD! EVERYBODY DOWN!"

[@amanday647]

@Victoria Höglind Sånnaskolan 6B Brooklyn 99 didnt come out at this time yet

[@rdsully1221]

@@amanday647 it’s a joke…

[@JohnDuppleingham]

I hope Charles never sends Nikolaj to a school who doesn't film in 1080p.

[@sophiebyrne3604]

nikolag*

[@juliamarques7354]

nikolagge*

[@vgaur-2826]

John Duppleingham 😂😂😂😂

[@nora-ui1dy]

*knee collage

[@_cloudaria]

*Nikolaj

[@ProfessorBigCat]

I find this speech more intellectually engaging than others, to be honest. Samberg didn't regurgitate cliches on success, nor did he produce any cheesy ones of his own. He was able to chastise the educational system; specifically Harvard, while not receiving any backlash for it. The wit and comedy of this speech definitely deserved more applause from that very tough crowd!

[@domdoogle3299]

r/iamverysmart

[@ok2593]

@@domdoogle3299 jesus fucking christ

[@fkim8449]

Loved denzel washington his speech

[@dev-xp6ct]

Holt is that you?

[@allypodnar1718]

this comment screams harvard

[@eb8945]

Dude just straight dissed the college in front of the staff and students and they posted it on their KZbin channel.

[@toitnups8708]

"I diDn't EveN aPply tO haRvArd''

[@ghezoi]

I had to downvote after liking it to stay at 420

[@bons244]

Am I the only one who felt scared of the things he's saying to these students, parents, and faculty? This speech's so ridiculous and genius at the same time.

[@adithiv6011]

Ahhhh ikrrr

[@bons244]

@Mark Teena high status? no. I would feel even more strongly (scared, but hilarious) if he did it to students and parents in a small town school in my area.

[@bobkeamer9404]

You left out the homeless guy with the tires

[@markvelous2552]

Watch Conan O'brien's speech. Also insane 😭

[@quadmaxlikepie]

Don't you think in 2012 Harvard would have a 1080p camera?

[@ratulotron]

+Sofa I guess it doesn't matter much for a speech

[@quadmaxlikepie]

+Ratul Minhaz your right but you would think they would have one

[@maha0073]

I'm really

[@Jalmerk]

+Ali Mohamud So am I.

[@ActionKirito]

+Sofa and atleast a 720P Camera could be possible

[@Youlyingsob]

One of the most influential schools in the United States of America and they can't even film this in 1080p

[@quintinfertig89]

look at the date.

[@quintinfertig89]

***** Still, people did not know how to be a potato correctly back then.

[@sugardippedtitz]

***** ....it should have been 4k?? Lol

[@quintinfertig89]

sugardippedtitz Pretty syre no one had 4k technology really or was really scarce at the time.

[@sugardippedtitz]

Quintin Fertig thats the whole point... in 2012 harvard should have the technology, bexause they r supposed to be way ahead of the curve. The film quality is complete shit for 2012 though.. hd recording has been out for years now.

[@JosephLachh]

My Mom: "You should go listen to some graduation speeches. They'll really teach you some things about life." Me:

[@zawarudo763]

Bruhh how this guy still looks the same 8 years later

[@Basketballerphx]

The students and parents ARE laughing, but because it is an outdoors venue, the laughter isn't bouncing off the walls like it would be in an auditorium. Trust me, Harvard isn't full of humorless stiffs. Unless you count 60% of the faculty.

[@Basketballerphx]

Michael Cote college*

[@SynthCool]

+Michael Cote Inbred

[@Pepingco]

+Pardon_M3 I hope you are right, cause it sounds like he's dying out there and he often looks like hes uncomfortable after each punch line.

[@iaintpepsi2672]

Poet Productions that’s his style of humor it’s kinda the joke, he’s actually a really good comedian and is so underrated

[@cellophage5855]

Uh yeah look at the shots of the crowd. Anyone who can’t agree with you is a dumbass

[@imhellag]

Asian parents in the audience are dying right now. Like "what is this???"

[@imhellag]

***** yeah im asian thanks for the words but i don't think you catch what i'm tryna say lol

[@kamikace7531]

imhellag he actually rested your case XD

[@shazalgeorge5993]

I'm asian too. Sorry for my bad English

[@BeanPas]

Uncomfortably laughing

[@jul8478]

That's what I thought too lmao (I'm Asian too ppl calm ur shit)

[@gracymaidment9738]

dear peralta, what are you doing. sincerely captain holt

[@heiko4297]

Please! Dear Lord... it would have been: Dear Peralta, what are you doing? Sincerely, Captain Raymond Holt.... come on! ^^

[@hvslk]

@@heiko4297 and you sound exactly like Gina :D

[@janasb02]

i love ur pfp bc it’s harry

[@jonzucco3356]

I love how like 50% of the Boomers are not having it whatsoever.

[@idontknowman399]

Most are laughing/smiling what are you on about 50% aha

[@sankarsshanansundararajan8829]

Especially the grandpa close to Andy

[@CC-mr5xq]

That’s because they watched SNL back when it used to be funny.

[@akatechon5731]

The guy at the start is fake Charles isn't it?

[@Spooky_l3xxi]

@Kaumudi H boom boom

[@cristina9202]

@Kaumudi H boom boom

[@cristina9202]

Where's my eye contact?

[@wilavyfrangky406]

Whaaaaa? I guess i have to check it out again

[@diobutimnotdiobutitisidio1273]

Nutri-boom bill

[@TheBitTV]

The second he screamed "Where are all my sugar daddies at?" I just cracked up haha.

[@mohamedirhamshah5349]

Gino Simplicio I didn’t hear it?

[@GazzyD]

“In fact as I look at all these strong, loyal men, I can’t help but be filled with an overwhelming sense... of horniness” man this joke killed me 😂😂 was not expecting it a second time

[@Sam-0827]

Time stamp ?😂

[@angesalam9552]

@@Sam-0827 start at 15:30

[@avyaya6439]

"The only puzzle Peralta hasn't solved yet is how to grow up." He never should!

[@yairratner2187]

everyone's making brooklyn 99 jokes but in 2012 it was barely in season 1 so everybody basically knew him only from SNL

[@FreshestBleach]

I think that guy's sexual orientation changed when Andy kissed him because mine would too

[@TamannaDas]

FreshBleach What if he was already gay?

[@SecretRevelation]

Then logically by the previous statement, logic dictates that he is now straight.

[@atuldgr8]

Same

[@lewisbarrah8804]

@@TamannaDas Then this was the best moment of his life!

[@aarianmalhotra7440]

Lewis ito homophobic

[@stormkang]

"folklore and mythology? come on guys.. just study something serious and play world of warcraft in your spare time" hhahaha what a legend

[@arthurmeric6512]

That guy is an evil genius. He basically spent 20 minutes insulting a whole crowd of people in a prestigious school, and they applauded, and I know I would have as well. How many people could do that ?

[@gremlinfifty2308]

With enough confidence anyone can do anything

[@TanveshDabholkar]

Managed to outwit few of most brilliant minds!

[@blue.moon.j]

@@gremlinfifty2308 I mean it also needs a genius mind to be fair

[@minkinface]

he really just roasted harvard at his harvard guest speech for over 20 minutes i love this guy

[@hugostiglitz9149]

people who go to Harvard laugh, what is this madness

[@SM-og2jg]

National Lampoon started at Harvard, it's got a history of comedy.

[@spicynoodlesarefire]

i know right? What's next? MIT students are actually just humans?!

[@clickpwn]

lol jealous much?

[@CledClassics]

When the joke goes over your head ^

[@dsolovey1752]

You need to have IQ score from 10-11 to get most of it. Or lots of weed... it's harvest time, people!

[@SimonaOmina]

Andy Samberg is an example of what someone comfortable with their sexuality looks like.

[@jessiegal5451]

Simona Omina do you know if he is actually gay?

[@briankrahn7596]

He has a wife...

[@jessiegal5451]

i only heard he was married its 2015 and that could mean anything

[@briankrahn7596]

You're fucking stupid, look up Andy Samberg's spouse.

[@jessiegal5451]

your right i probably should have done that but instead i looked up Brian Krahn and look at that no results probably cause people dont care about self righeous assholes trolling on the internet for the fun of being a massive dounche

[@elliotfitzsimmons8110]

I like how half of the audience loves it and the other half hates it.

[@cj131]

They don't get those extremely witty jokes. All of the audience loves it.

[@cj131]

Kaash na ho! Kaash na ho! Kaash na ho! Yes, I'm right! Kaash na ho!

[@ali94hn]

I just watched Jake Peralta shit on Harvard for about as long as a B99 episode takes...

[@sortilegus]

This is awesome. "And your parents, who spend like 45,000 crops a year to send you to Harvest."

[@godmode8687]

@@akumabazooka9169 How about you fuck off?

[@robertwoolson]

The Real Dark R Lmao too much of a pussy to say “fuck,” but you have the audacity to call someone out about a comment that is over 5 years old? Nice

[@robertwoolson]

My comments don’t get deleted when I swear, interesting. What a pussy lmao

[@almasih4150]

Andy Samberg type of guy to do these kind of speeches at a funeral

[@binkysohinky5983]

NO BUT REALLY WHY ANDY SAMBERG THIS IS SO RANDOM

[@Layla-ys3hy]

IT IS COS HE IS THE BEST

[@BossBoss-wx6mx]

That has to be one of the most emotional and inspirational speeches I've ever heard.

[@fivenightsofben6096]

Lol did you even watch it

[@dmasiello7]

I have no idea how he had the courage and audacity to say what he did. So witty. He was making a subtle point about how pointless classist educational institutions are. And he managed to get away with it because of his brilliance as a thinker and a comedian.

[@dmasiello7]

I actually think Chris Rock gets away with the same form of crude humor pointing out white privilege from the perspective of somebody who experiences the detrimental effects of it personally. It does boil down to the same issue though, and I don't think its incorrect for either to point it out through comedy if it exposes an issue that deserves attention.

[@93Grimmy]

PRINCESORH lol i think you need to relax

[@Carrot101]

PRINCESORH Who let you out of Tumblr

[@GeetarAdam]

Watch Ali G's commencement speech if you think this is risque.

[@dmasiello7]

I have. He is equally audacious. :)

[@QueenOfAmber]

Wow that took balls lol

[@bi_saster]

Him kissing that one guy cracks me up every time lmao I did NOT expect that

[@awesomole]

9:19 Only andy samberg could pull a "yeet" at harvard graduation speeches

[@schulzecd]

In Andy's most recent "Nerdist" podcast he sayed that people were actually laughing and it went really well, however, the audience wasn't mic'ed, so It sounds like no one is laughing.

[@nathanromano9959]

Said*

[@simenspolen6500]

@@nathanromano9959 Come on dude.. dont be that guy

[@cristina9202]

@rpok2 leaf him alone

[@BrowniesByTheLake]

@@cristina9202 leave*

[@cristina9202]

@@BrowniesByTheLake r/whoooosh

[@meeluhhdakiller]

andy samberg your jake peralta is showing jake peralta your bi is showing

[@idk-ib1dp]

Mil-uhh? SKSKXJJW HA

[@keirab2800]

Cjakahsvshsg

[@perryjackdwarf8591]

Boyle would have exploded

[@cristina9202]

Bi bi bi

[@fuck_youtube_handles]

*you’re

[@benwarren6376]

Someone was texting while ANDY SAMBERG was on the stage

[@ArmyK9]

Probably the best graduation speech ever in the history of mankind. Thank you Det. Jake Peralta!

[@boobsmakemehappy1]

If I'm ever impersonated by Andy Samberg, I'll know I've made it.

[@somachakraborty9952]

Parelta, you're a genius

[@fuck_youtube_handles]

*Peralta

[@Layla-ys3hy]

@@fuck_youtube_handles pearalta

[@anxicyni6373]

*oh good. Bc I wasn’t interested in an educational speech. Not even a minute in and it’s already obvious why this has so many views. Can tell this is gonna be hilarious*

[@martin41]

That "This is how we do it" part hit me so hard. Was totally not ready HAHAHAHAHA!

[@jackgillespie3431]

I hope the thumbs down are for the shitty audience and camera quality and not Andy Samberg cause he killed it

[@avxx0035]

he always kills it .

[@emilie5865]

There was actually a podcast where andy says that the audience wasn't well miked

[@dustinbrown7150]

it looks like it was filmed in 1975

[@Santi-wt1fq]

yeah bitch

[@pittcult6189]

Bro i don’t remember this episode of Brooklyn nine nine

[@snehamridha3007]

This is Jake Peralta giving speech in an honourable place and being uncomfortable in front of Captain Holt😂😂😂

[@antonnurwald5700]

Especially with Kevin sitting in the faculty ranks

[@TheBigNerdGame]

How does Harvard not have 720p?

[@TheBigNerdGame]

._. what?

[@metodex]

On Wednesdays we wear pink. maybe a Harvard joke, we're not smart enough.

[@quinbyz5081]

lol doesn't even look like 2012 cause the quality and that terrible teal back wall

[@thomasgray6059]

There are only about 10 colleges in the country that have HD Broadcast/film programs. Harvard isn't known for their communications department, so I'm not surprised that their video is still low quality.

[@joegrimes9232]

I like that the future thinkers and scientists and some can't fathom a sense of humour

[@markschmidt1866]

how to succeed in life: 1: cut a hole in a box 2: put your junk in that box 3: make her open the box

[@zeff717]

lol 69 likes

[@Zubb999]

OR HIM

[@sabalghoo]

*And that's the way you do it.*

[@jamesrusselldr]

Try doing it with a pumpkin

[@Djumeneik]

I didn't get that one. Was that a reference to anything funny?

[@nicknflang]

Why does he look younger now in 2020 than he did in 2012?!

[@arthurmeric6512]

I have a feeling that, if you asked Samberg himself, he would answer something along the lines of : "Well, there is this movie about a guy called Benjamin Button, ever heard of it ?"

[@antonnurwald5700]

Everybody's going on about how half the audience hated it, but honestly: I watched a bunch of Harvard commencement speeches, and apparently it's a thing to bring on comedians and actors at Harvard. Andy's speech is one of the more intellectual ones. If you don't want a graduation speech by a TV celebrity, don't send your kid to Harvard.

[@damon832]

Don’t understand why I’m getting recommended this in 2019 Edit: (So it’s 2020 now and the COVID-19 recommended this to me again)

[@psychomoon7185]

Because Andy is amazing

[@SonGoku5363]

Because you finished watching brooklyn nine nine and started watching Andy Samberg videos

[@Drianikaben]

I don't know why either, but i'm totally fine with it

[@tinol6090]

same and I even watched the whole thang lol

[@briankilburn6292]

Same, and no, I haven't watched anything Harvard or Andy Samberg related in years.

[@ABONKERSCHICKEN]

why does this 2012 video look like it was filmed in 2004

[@richardseaman9086]

Actually my old family footage from 2004 is better than this...

[@gustavholm6193]

I guess the school didn't have enough cash to pay for a proper camera ;)

[@danashore3634]

more like 94

[@flimbonimbo7259]

Because that's how you properly run things to become successful. When you need to purchase cameras you buy the cheapest ones that are presentable, pretend you paid 50x as much for them, and embezzle the extra funds.

[@Spooky_l3xxi]

@@danashore3634 more like 74

[@mathys.h]

Andy Samberg is a freakin' genius. This is an example of audacity 😂

[@methoril]

Watching Andy give this speech, I can't help but be filled with an overwhelming sense of horniness

[@MajorRezian]

💀

[@christinedozier2154]

True

[@ayyrar1770]

Amy Santiago?

[@4MXW]

Genius

[@vallariashar3179]

Same he's ytdgkjhjvcdgfvgbhgjhkuj,yuhgyvcdvgfgbjhbg

[@cutandspin]

And if all else fails, just remember these beautiful words from the film Dead Poets Society: NEIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLL MY NEIL IS DEAD MY BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[@johnman9386]

That's the best joke in his speech.

[@dantea6745]

Lord Hari ;

[@tbrandy1405]

This got me thinking though. Neil died because of the depression he suffered from being unable to pursue what he really wanted in life just because his father did not approve of his love for art and the theater. It was part of his message for the graduates to pursue something in life that they are truly passionate about, not something that is dictated upon them. I may be reading to much into it, but well played Peralta.

[@abolghasemamiri3342]

justin regalado i was thinking that too

[@ashwarysharma246]

No shit, Sherlocks.

[@mayowaayodele5982]

"I didn't even apply!"

[@paulshim3216]

Watching this made me feel like *I'm* graduating from Harvard.

[@asianbits6955]

Back then andy Samberg was a hidden gem Also this popped up in my recommendation lol

[@eckoalbino745]

Andy Samberg disliked this video himself because he regretted forgiving Dean Hammonds in the first place.

[@mathiaszanotto7287]

Nah, he disliked because he is so humble

[@dulynoted6015]

I was there! I was in one of the shots in the audience when I was 10. I understood NOTHING at the time...

[@SamGautreau7]

dulynoted Lucky you!

[@xinyangdu8337]

Andy is the only one that I have ever who can make reading straight off from the script so vivid.

[@xXIhabXx]

dad I wana go to harvest when I grow up. son we don't have enough crops for harvest

[@salarelahi105]

Exactly the time length of Brooklyn nine nine episode.

[@VixeyTeh]

I know. I was re-watching an episode in the background. Lol.

[@anderra6044]

I was honestly waiting for a serious moment for soooo long XD

[@chrisjaywalker]

audiences in the moment never seem to appreciate how funny people like Andy are actually being. it's not until it gets to youtube where everyone starts appreciating it. if i was there live i would be laughing my ass off the entire time

[@shauniesparadise9871]

"just eatin' right and makin' positive choices" same

[@4MXW]

Thought he said eating rice xD

[@CaptainFracture]

I loved his speech but i feel it was too witty for the audience at some points lol

[@greg.sym.4115]

To witty for an audience of University Graduates?

[@CaptainFracture]

Greg. Sym. you betcha

[@thejigisup4926]

+CaptainFracture I agreeeeeee !

[@shoobopper]

+Greg. Sym. yea harvard schmarvard!

[@jamford6527]

His Film School education is too strong

[@pspragun]

It's really hard to distinguish where Andy Samberg ends and Jake Peralta start. Also, Amy is gonna be so proud and turned on watching Jake giving a speech at Harvest. I mean Harvard...

[@saramalik2362]

This is why he is the greatest human on this planet.

[@henrybetts448]

I really think he pulled out the 'Heart Stuff' from the right hand side just to subtly piss everyone off 😂 What a legend

[@katejuricastaneda366]

“Nobody gots to know” most jake peralta

[@nilanjanmitra7459]

Is anyone else having trouble believing this was 9 years ago?

[@antonnurwald5700]

By looking at Andy Samberg: Yes! By looking at the image quality: Also yes. Looks more like 19 years ago.

[@Nustart999]

20 minutes straight at Harvard graduation 9 years ago and he doesn’t flinch once this was actually funny

[@PsyFry]

Is no one going to talk about how he just kissed that guy in the beginning

[@DrMcMoist]

+PsychoticRealist I wanted to talk about it. And the more I thought about it; the harder I wanted to talk about it. I wanted to communicate so badly, and the feelings rose up inside me like a storm expanding on the horizon. So much so that I was becoming hot and clammy as I thought about how hard I wanted to talk about it and then... ...suddenly I didn't care anymore. Didn't even want to think about it. In fact, if I was to be honest; I felt a little ashamed of myself.

[@magatama765]

+DrMcMoist Bad day?

[@jishnujetwani538]

No

[@beetosbeef]

kinda turned me on ngl

[@beckk6004]

DrMcMoist Why does this feel like dejavu yet I have no idea where I’ve seen lol Btw, hi from the future

[@ItsJustRyansChannel]

If Andy wrote his own speech he killed it.

[@svensoelberg6730]

Peralta made me watch this whole 21 min of his speech without skipping a sec and great job jake

[@brucetenet6140]

The Dead Poets Society quote was genius... so genius man

[@TomRMK]

He managed to make every person in there regret their life choises *mad respect*