Andy Vs Michael - Round 3

Buckle up again everyone, we are stepping back into a role reversal, turning the microphone towards the man usually behind the scenes - show producer, Michael Shelton. I never know where these conversations are going to lead, since I am turning the questions over to Michael, a man with an internet search history that has likely landed him on a variety of watchlists.
We covered a substantial bit of ground, from online sales coaches, the "king" of stolen valor, thoughts on modern art, a man suing Twitch for excessive "self-care," why men have nipples, and much much more.
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[@Marktastic11]

Andy trying to contain his laughter at the dude that was pulling his baloney to Twich is already the highlight of 2024

[@jayb150]

Yeah, totally. Screw all the homeless vets dying from mental illness or addiction and alcoholism. This guy pulling his pud has a real case.

[@j.p.chamness]

I love the Andy vs Michael episodes. I'm glad to see that your "tummy ache" didn't end you. Your podcast helps keep me going. Stay strong and keep on being you.

[@philipbreen1404]

I fancy myself a landscaper but my lawn says otherwise. Does that make me a warrior? Hell no it makes me a fisherman!! Great episode.

[@George_USMC]

They pick the best thumbnail’s lol

[@paulwhatever1455]

This needs to be renamed Andy and Michael's Comedy hour 😂

[@shoradsfc]

Listening now on Spotify, came here to comment. Love these episodes and the back-and-forth banter you guys have.

[@kiritosao2661]

I can speak to purpose... I spent 19 years in waiting for a war, signed up for every one that came down the pike and never got to go. Served in the Army from 1980 to 1999. Then they RIF'ed me to save money on retirement benefits. Over sixty now, and we have wars I could go to but now I am a liability on any battlefield. It truly sucks to not have the opportunity to use my training. Just my opinion. I wanted to do my part. I thank Andy for his respect for us because we wore the uniform and because we were here he was able to be there. Still would have liked to have done my part.

[@snowroaches]

I joined in 99. Seeing a combat patch was such a rare event. After 9/11 I knew people who volunteered for Afghanistan and then Iraq because they were worried about missing out. Ironically.

[@jackkuehneman9300]

The United States of Lockheed Martin would've loved your sacrifice..

[@kiritosao2661]

@@jackkuehneman9300Maybe, but that wasn't why I joined. I still remember a time when people believed in things. It was long ago, and maybe on a planet far away, because I don't see it very much anymore. Sometimes I worry we may never see it again.

[@kiritosao2661]

@@snowroaches I tried getting back in when 9/11 happened. I spent a year but the Army flagged my file. I just couldn't keep up with the PT standards two years out. They also seemed less inclined to accept people with experience. Many of the people who I knew had been RIF'ed under Clinton tried to get in and couldn't. GAO saved a fortune in Veterans benefits preventing us from getting twenty year letters.

[@denaspragueful]

I heard many of these comments while in college 8 yrs after Vietnam.

[@SatanWasWhiteyBulger]

36:24 Andy asking where the question is coming from the facial expression is priceless. The art question. Hands down my favorite part. The realness of Andy’s awnser is amazing

[@jaywethington1934]

Why do I find it hilarious that andy refers to his issue as a 'tummy ache"?

[@ClearedHotPodcast]

That is what I thought it was at first....

[@BigBagg69]

​@@ClearedHotPodcastnah bruh, you got your first period. 🤣

[@Gazzola14]

We need a “Tummy Ache Survivor” Cleared Hot T

[@Im-the-greatest]

​@@BigBagg69nice

[@LeeMedia]

I met Andy Elliot once, will say: he was an absolutely standup guy IRL. Spoke to me and a few others nearby with absolute full attention. Eye contact, hand shaking, and genuine curiosity for myself after we met.

[@the_real_ch3]

Did he tell you about the fraud he committed and the friends he sent to prison when he cut a deal to testify against them so he could avoid any accountability for his crimes?

[@veterankasrkin7416]

Michael is love, Michael is life.

[@internet_internet]

Michael is a dove, yet burdened by flight.

[@StumptownAxes]

When is Michael going to give the people what they want? The "Going Clear of Andy" podcast 🤣

[@ughthedestroyer]

I would absolutely love to see the Fat Electrician on here

[@SofaKingWashed]

lmao, I knew from the spicyness in the very beginning of the episode that this was gonna be an all-timer. Best Andy vs Michael yet!

[@DavidThomas-qq4hf]

Happy Friday Cleared Hot gang! 🇺🇲🙌

[@lifeupnorth9385]

Michael and Andy complement each other so well.

[@willdavidsonakawd3062]

Cleared hott fam. HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

[@mr.nmi_3998]

Hi Andy! Hope you are healing up! To that end, I’m so glad I’m not recovering from an SBO, staples & all. Cause I’m dying laughing this AM as I get ready for work! All the guests & discussion I’ve listened to you on, this AM, men’s nipples!! Way to go Michael! My staples would be so torn right now! Not for nothing, but as just 1 fan, I never considered just how complex your JTAC job was, till I started jumping. There are so many variables I never considered you have to calculate! Wind. Airspeed. Type of munition. Location of target. (These are total guesses by the way.) If it’s not classified, it would be great to hear how it’s taught. Regardless, great episode & hope you get an answer as to what caused your GI issue!

[@snowroaches]

It's not necessary classified, it's just a phone book thick amount of information you need to know to be successful at it. Like if you put it into a movie or tv show as a backstory for a character nobody would believe it.

[@salmotones]

I've got a friend at work for the last 20 years like him. Even has red hair. Gentle soul.

[@drivestrength5394]

Oh Andy, just priceless. And I had no idea how Grasshopper died. Man, you learn something new everyday!

[@zibabird]

Enjoyable and informative!! Thank you Gentlemen.

[@ladskius3359]

This was great haha. The nipple talk had me rolling

[@TheLegolasblk]

I have direct interaction with Andy, they helped me in sales for free. Didn’t ask me for a thing called me everyday talked to me for at least an hour and it saved my life figuratively, being able to buy a house and have some confidence. Have face timed with him, all his stuff is ethical and just requires you to do better, train, and be better.

[@roselee1974]

Happy New year Cleared Hot Fam.

[@hamjeepr8881]

This nipple discussion is VERY scary. I didnt' know this could have such depth! 🤣

[@micheleanderson5251]

Why is it that when Michael first says, " Jack Idema" do I think he's going to talk about a medical condition? I'm seriously laughing right now.

[@MrSkinny602]

We need to see Michael participate at a boot camp that Andy is running. Since Andy is a qualified instructor.

[@KrashtestKenny-yv5if]

Same applies during a deployment, some people quit, some are forced and some manage to stay . And danger 😂🇺🇸, as much as you are willing to risk ? Same as quitting 😎🙏✌️

[@riffism]

With regard to wars that served our national interests, I can come up with a VERY small sample: The Revolutionary War, French & Indian War, Barbary Wars, WWII (if you ignore the idea that FDR knew Pearl Harbor was coming). And I agree….Michael would be an S-4 POG best suited to the Air Force or Navy. But I’d still hang out with him in garrison

[@lifeupnorth9385]

11:35 "You can milk anything with nipples"

[@johnotruba3507]

I am an old guy but find you two hilarious.

[@larryapl]

Me too. 77

[@johnotruba3507]

Damn only 69 u win

[@genepaceky9468]

Holy shit. I'm checking out that Jack Idema documentary And I feel like Michael was really underselling the story. Please, please please do a video episode of the podcast of you watching and reacting to it. Even better, get Callen in for the end all be all episode of Tactical Asshole.

[@tzt1182]

Thanks for the good laugh guys. Have a good weekend.

[@joshmajor8662]

EXACTLY!!! The people on twitch are absolute jokes of “people” Lol instead of playing the game yourself, your paying somebody to have fun for you 🤷‍♂️🤯 let that sink in people haha 😂

[@ApoIIo95]

Michael seems like a nice young man. His parents should be proud.

[@SemiferalTyler]

I very much appreciate your choice to keep Micheal in his dark little Michael hole and not sit at the table with you

[@RedThorn58]

Michael looking like Todd Parker from Boogie Nights.😄

[@qwertyuio905]

The doc is called the "king of stolen Valor " The guy was a nut/ epic dbag. Its worth a watch just for the Wow factor.

[@earljohnson2676]

Ex booze bag wild binge drinker and I never ever thought of suing someone over my shananigans . I never sued anyone and probably could of but being a real man I learned to get over things life is a crazy journey you have to deal with it accordingly

[@kriscsandli2147]

Jack Adema’s story is actually insane. Andy please do an episode on him would love your thoughts.

[@EricDBelt]

I've never been first before. Turns out, not that exciting...

[@georgefloydsinhellwbreonna5330]

🏆 there, now it’s somewhat exciting. Now I’ll phuck off.

[@justinkaiser-gx5lx]

Not with that attitude

[@curious736]

Let's just say you lack "context "🤔🤔

[@internet_internet]

Why is Michael on camera without his mask?

[@teamperry757]

This goddamn thumbnail 😂😂😂😂

[@MarcuzTyler1]

It would be cool to hear your take on Brent Tucker when he speaks about who did not shot Mr Bin Laden. It's a great episode they dropped at The Antihero Podcast.

[@vinniemac6076]

Andy has spoke on this topic before on another pod.not about Brent but who really shot UBL

[@tyronetrump1612]

@@vinniemac6076 and he did it so eloqently with only a few words too

[@Ceasefirestories1776]

Opening intro sounds like will willis lol

[@ofpmarine]

I’ve also heard the rumor that mattress stores are also used for money laundering 😂

[@roselee1974]

Lmao 😂😂 You two crack me up

[@letsgoteamseas5468]

This should be interesting

[@booksbikes4953]

For next round, can you ask Andy what he thought of 1984 (if he has now read it)?

[@Jistarii]

Weird question. Who is controlling the camera during michael vs andy? Is Michael constantly flipping back and forth while talking? Saying things in his head "i need to switch camera to me nodding. Now back to Andy, now back to me". Totally worthless question but crossed my mind haha

[@papabear328]

There's cameras that can track voice and switch accordingly (you can often find these in conference rooms for webcalls etc). Or it might be they have 2 set up and then edit into a single video.

[@k.s.9400]

Modern art and contemporary art aren’t the same thing bro.

[@jrproctor5161]

Why the TCav deflection during the French Foreign Legion question

[@tyronetrump1612]

Love Taylor but I think like Jocko, it seems they kinda stay away from ones that have a checkered past in the community. Could just be me tho. Then again not sure if Andy was serious or fkin around about having Ben Sifrit on the show. I can only imagine the questions he would come up with lol

[@josephdiaz452]

I would fucking love to work for Andy

[@2naturesownplace]

@any reader. There is one thing, Andy seems to be out of the loop on. Companies that are protected by law. Are being sued by people, for the results of the companies product being used illegally. 1st example. The gun companies of America. Case in point. The company that produced the AR they claimed was used, sued. Even though on live TV, the HRT pulled it from the trunk of the car.

[@Zosima45]

28:47 the people on the other side of that "real estate expansion" are indeed fighting wars in defense of their nations

[@ClearedHotPodcast]

Agreed. My point, was that at some point in their own history they were the ones on offense and expanding. Not justifying either side, just trying to think about it objectively.

[@unconsciousbutbreathing]

If you’re not first you’re last

[@guillenrey830]

Fricking hilarious!!

[@beawitched5252]

There are no gas bubbles.

[@EO2Mucky]

Why are you wearing a puffy jacket...did it match your lulu lemmons?

[@jayb150]

Fun stuff

[@smegheadish]

It's " bumblebee 🐝 tuna"

[@michaelborucki2896]

Here is a legitimate question for Andy, what is the standard issue NSW hair grooming kit after receiving your trident, besides the ranger compass.

[@internet_internet]

Salt water & sunlight.

[@415jokr]

Pay $10k gets kicked out 2nd day totally worth it

[@VeryFastRodi]

Lets face it, the movie: Idiocracy Was made for fun at the time, but sadly becoming more of a reality with all these soft people these days.

[@autizmo813]

22:10 AutoFalatio Dont Ask

[@AhHereWeGo]

Is Michael’s last name forester? If so, we grew up together, lol

[@alext4288]

Definitely shoulder have Ryan Montgomery a.k.a 0day on

[@stephbrandenburg9957]

Horse’s name was popsicle

[@TheMitchyb61]

Kinda hot in these rhinos!

[@Nameismattt]

I have always wondered what the relationship is with u 2

[@internet_internet]

They roll around on the ground together while wearing extra durable pajamas. Andy always end up winning, if you get what I mean.

[@georgecoull1883]

I think Michael is growing up

[@sigbeatsmm]

solid 😂🙏

[@TDG-s7g]

33:51

[@MiguelGonzalez-ei9og]

The only reaction to firing a Javelin should be “Hoo-Yah” .....DUH!

[@joshmajor8662]

Andy, Remington went under because of something similar to the twitch lawsuit 😂🤷‍♂️ people have become beyond pathetic Lol 😂

[@wileyx30]

Joining the military…I think you need to actually understand what you’re going to do everyday.

[@mikelonde9567]

Michael: bone spurs is a reference to Trump not serving.

[@ohxsea80]

lol bone spurs

[@vtg401009]

Michael episodes are painful.

[@ClearedHotPodcast]

how so?

[@SU3D3WADE]

@@ClearedHotPodcast laugh too hard

[@internet_internet]

@@ClearedHotPodcasttoo much sexual tension.