The TEN WORST SONGS | RANKED

[@colinbaker3916]

LET’S GET READY TO GRUMBLE!

[@charleswagner2984]

How come The Ancient isn't in this top 5?

[@gdkopinionator4356]

@@charleswagner2984 Because it is so long and meandering that it inhabits a list entirely its own...

[@charleswagner2984]

@@gdkopinionator4356 So far out of this world that it makes King Crimson sound like Bananarama.

[@lucus55]

@@charleswagner2984 Oi don’t be knocking Bananarama! 😜

[@Watchoutforsnakez]

@@colinbaker3916 I hope Brits get this reference because let’s get ready to “Winge” isn’t that catchy.

[@NatashaSherringham]

10. Every song by Ed Sheeran 09. Every song by Ed Sheeran 08. Every song by Ed Sheeran 07. Every song by Ed Sheeran 06. Every song by Ed Sheeran 05. Every song by Ed Sheeran 04. Every song by Ed Sheeran 03. Every song by Ed Sheeran 02. Every song by Ed Sheeran 01. Every song by Ed Sheeran

[@michaeljozwiak25]

You’re repeatedly regurgitating on oneself in an echo chamber, chap.

[@skyblazeeterno]

Shape Of You is a good song and even Shivers is cool...the rest is disposable though

[@NatashaSherringham]

@@skyblazeeterno I hate them all, especially Shape Of You!!

[@NatashaSherringham]

@@michaeljozwiak25 Who, me??

[@michaeljozwiak25]

@NatashaSherringham 😆

[@Nonaivo]

Mr. Edwards, you're one of the very few people on yt who can scream at me thru the screen and I'll always love it

[@MrZlathan3]

His bitching IS fun....

[@Acthungbaby]

Am not normal people either Andy

[@Dex619]

The sing along to Sweet Caroline has made me hate that song.

[@hautedaug]

right on, the audience participation inexorably plays in my head

[@chrismorgan7494]

That song turned me into a misanthrope.

[@Acemechanicalservices]

Not as bad as the Mony, Mony sing along.

[@gillianroffey4914]

So much this.

[@DrOz-007]

Another song about an underage girl.

[@Tenils4]

I will always love you by Whitney Houston is physically painful to the ears and led onto a series of Worlds loudest singer contests on shitty talent shows all over the world.

[@michaeltischuk7972]

Sorry, Whitney is the best of her class, such a small little woman who has pipes that would make John Holmes jealous.

[@k.avilla8061]

@@michaeltischuk7972 The song is crap.

[@michaeltischuk7972]

@@k.avilla8061 she’s got so much talent, so much so you don’t care about the song. She could sing anything and be good

[@k.avilla8061]

@@michaeltischuk7972 Nice voice. Vile song.

[@kimmohietala5359]

This is probably the correct answer. Surely she can belt it out but so can any trained opera singer.

[@Ken-tr9kc]

An Andy Edwards and Rick Beato joint show would probably end the modern music industry.

[@Watchoutforsnakez]

@@Ken-tr9kc 🤣🤣🤣 that would be so good. They are both so usefully but only one is funny.

[@FranColeman0]

ALL THE CLOUDS will be yelled at!

[@herbbartleby2817]

Just dreaming!

[@ericstan8696]

Fantano would spontaneously combust. 😂

[@Wil-cp8zp]

​@@ericstan8696- So bloody true!

[@Bassdriver]

10. Wonderwall 9. Wonderwall 8. Any Motley Crue song (apart from Dr Feelgood which is actually decent) 7. Wonderwall 6. Wonderwall 5. Barbie Girl 4. Wonderwall 3. Anything by Justin Bieber 2. Wonderwall 1. WAP

[@MrMrh1958]

Dr Feelgood riff is a blatant rip off of love like blood by Killing joke!🤨

[@clevertrevor7360]

Haha.... Wonderwall is the biggest pile of dog shite ever recorded.

[@Carboggg]

I like some Oasis songs but I always loathed this boring dirge.

[@Bassdriver]

​@@MrMrh1958actually, if I had a gun against my head and was forced to name my no. 1 song ever, it would probably be Love Like Blood. And while rhythmically there is some similarity, that's pretty much it.

[@geographyinaction7814]

Motley Crue's Dr. Feelgood is crap.

[@JackSparrow-yb3lq]

If "All I Want for Christmas is You " by Mariah Carey is not on this list then this list is rubbish, rubbish I tell you.

[@DadgeCity]

I stan Mariah

[@k.avilla8061]

Agreed

[@tracyjacoby2382]

Oh I couldn't agree more! Worst are people who sing along with her in a store where it's being played loudly!🔊😳

[@spiderrabbit1556]

Yea you’re completely right. I had forgotten about her. She is horrible. Thanks for reminding me you bastard.

[@boudiccamarchestorome9475]

RE: The "Macarena:"----I was in Italy in the 90s gawking at the Leaning Tower and had an attack of mild dysentery, so I rushed to the public toilets, where there was loud disco music being piped in. The toilets were just a hole in the ground, no TP, but loud speakers everywhere. When I got in and dropped my pants, The Macarena came on and I found myself doing the whole dance in between groans of bowel malfunction. It really is a great song to poopety poop to

[@countdebleauchamp]

[@mattw8332]

🤣

[@JasonSmith-jr7jh]

I would've paid $20 to have never read that....

[@boudiccamarchestorome9475]

@@JasonSmith-jr7jh Bwahahah! Too late!

[@fernandodeleon7466]

I can't stand that bloody tune 😖

[@user-mad7max11dystopia]

Don’t sell Dolly short. She ain’t a spring chicken but a real mountain girl can kick your ass. You can’t pull her hair because it’ll just come off in your hands! I wish we had millions of Dolly Partons. The world would be so much better.

[@peterdavies5358]

It's Dolly's guitar work that always amazes me, a lot of people can play guitar but with those nails?

[@user-mad7max11dystopia]

@ I know, right? I grew up in Knoxville area and remember watching Dolly on the local TV stations with Cas Walker and the Reverend Mull’s singing convention. She was way less made up in those days but no less beautiful. We are so lucky to have her!!

[@robertlewis8024]

I like ranty Andy and professor Andy equally. It's like appreciating different styles of music.

[@incognitoatunknown2702]

It's the way he goes about it in these videos that I really appreciate. Ranty Andy is like a carnival hawker who serves as the lure so that Professor Andy can quietly step in and teach you something of value before the drama ramps up again building to the conclusion of the video. Maybe not a carnival hawker, more like experiencing a metaphoric hurricane where Professor Andy is the eye of the storm.

[@countdebleauchamp]

Haha I was just thinking.

[@robboxify]

Ying and Yang

[@siskokidd]

4 Non Blondes - What's Going On? Horrific.

[@simonhodgetts6530]

Arrrgggghhhhh!!! Every hour, on the hour on Greatest Hits radio……..

[@The.Last.Guitar.Hero.]

thought i was just me

[@rileyyoung8525]

I said hey, what's going on?

[@DannyG-cv8so]

I personally hate “Dance the Night Away” by Van Halen….. urrrrr

[@JimBagby74]

That song is a human rights violation.

[@Carboggg]

Ebony and Ivory - Macca and Stevie Wonder. How the hell did two giants of pop music get together and write such a pile of musical kack?

[@lemsip207]

It's not Macca's worst song, though. Silly Love Song and Mull Of Kintyre were much worse. It's strange that Macca was allowed to sing with Band Aid 20 in 2004, but Damon Albarn at 36 was considered too old. All of Snow Patrol were allowed to sing on it but were on the back row as they only just had their first hit single that summer. The drummer was 32 then.

[@dirkbogarde44]

@@lemsip207 Hits singles one and all. Big........hit........singles at that.

[@allthingsclassicrock]

Wanna talk about a bad Macca collab? The Girl is Mine, with MJ. Barf

[@dirkbogarde44]

@@allthingsclassicrock Another hit single.... on one of the biggest selling albums of all time.

[@bombercountyblues]

​@@allthingsclassicrock frog chorus

[@pabloortizdelatorre3530]

"Gangnam Style", "Pajaritos a bailar", "Live Is Life" and any song from Bad Bunny deserves a place in the list.

[@markperry9427]

And anything by Crazy Frog

[@loyalroyal]

Laibachs version of Live is Life is immense.

[@pabloortizdelatorre3530]

@@loyalroyal Only if you like songs based on burps

[@Bassdriver]

@@pabloortizdelatorre3530 I hate Life Is Life with a burning passion.

[@bombercountyblues]

All Charity singles, Christmas singles and anything with with an accompanying dance!

[@winstonsyme5899]

Damn. Great post.

[@michaeltischuk7972]

no way, Chrissy Hyndes' Have Yourself a Merry little Christmas was great, The Eagles Christmas tune is also great.

[@albarton7189]

The song I hate the most is Sussidio by Phil Collins

[@hautedaug]

woah oh

[@vladdrakul7851]

Phil Collins is a good drummer but my God as a personality singer just the pits! Nauseatingly mediocre and BORING!

[@ilmaril8432]

Peter Gabriel's Sledgehammer may be even worse.

[@JasonSmith-jr7jh]

​@ilmaril8432 BIG Peter Gabriel fan here. I absolutely hate and detest this...this...Song! His only #1.

[@jeroenwarner4834]

I like both these songs, they are fun to play. Harmless nonsense sung over stonking grooves.

[@lionheartroar3104]

Laughing my ass off😂. Please do more of these videos😂. I want "Scoop Dee Poop" to be my ringtone.

[@interstellardave]

Grumpy Andy rocks! I swear that, even if your 10 worst songs list was my 10 favorite songs, you’d still make me smile and laugh with each one.

[@lemsip207]

It reminds me that music was bad in the 70s and 80s as well as now. But the bad music was hidden among the good music then.

[@emilberbakov3817]

“It’s not just boring and crap like Bruce Springsteen normally is” !! 😂😂

[@ZeraphineDoll]

I love comments like this, we need to see more and more…cant stand Bruce.

[@marklar9156]

The best comment of 2025!

[@TheGreatIndoors1979]

'Gold digger' is the only song of Kanye West I know. And I think I would like to keep it that way.

[@user-br2gi8kh5s]

It's one of his worst songs, which is a shame that it's a hit because Kanye made some of the best Rap songs ever from a production standpoint (Devil In A New Dress, We Major, All Falls Down, and a lot more).

[@willyupshaw]

10. Be Good Johnny - Men at Work 9. Do You Think I'm Sexy - Rod Stewart 8. Beautiful Day - U2 7. Has Anybody Seen My Baby - Rolling Stones 6. Why Don't You Get a Job - Offspring 5. Paradise - Coldplay 4. I Like to Move it - Reel to Reel 3. Mony Mony - Billy Idol 2. Achy Breaky Heart - Billy Ray Cyrus 1. Blurred Lines - Robin Thicke

[@jeroenwarner4834]

@@willyupshaw I can get behind much of this list because they are almost all rip-offs of better songs 10. i had never heard this. Not a favourite after one listen. Overkill is great though. 9. Bassline sounds like Rolling Stones-Miss you but that's a better song 8. Post-chorus Touch me...Lifted off Eurythmics gorgeous "Here comes the rain again' 7. Chorus lifted from KD Lang's gorgeous Constant craving 6. Nursery rhyme 5. Zzz. Coldplay copying themselves,-II-IV-I-V. Give me Parachutes any day. 4. Silly, tuneless but admittedly ridiculously addictive. 3. Original by Tommy J was better and less shouty 2. Nursery rhyme 1. Lifted off Got to give up with worse lyrics

[@fsinjin60]

Those are mostly overrated BUT the top 4 are real crap

[@FizzyP]

Achy Breaky heart is genuinely painful. I start feeling numbness in my left arm when I hear it.

[@dumcasta9327]

Number 10? Colin Hay is great!

[@mrb7094]

@@dumcasta9327 Colin Hay IS great, though I don't know that song. But otherwise it's a ghastly list TBF.

[@brentshymko]

For added entertainment value you could have a heart rate monitor displayed onscreen and have your blood pressure tested at intervals during the video. We could make side wagers amongst ourselves to see how close we can guess your vitals in the chat.

[@Matias-music-71]

lol , love it

[@entropyvortex2484]

BRILLIANT!

[@brentshymko]

@@entropyvortex2484 Yes, but I doubt that he's actually gonna do it...

[@alanfoley7425]

Oooooh how i adore Ranty Andy!!! Nothing better than a good RANT! And I like your new Ranting Hat! Greetings from South Africa and please never stop ranting!!!!

[@davidk2906]

Cher's song "Do You Believe In Love " cursed humanity with the vocoder. Now we live in the age of electro cringe sissy pop because of her.

[@SPAZZOID100]

That is autotune, not vocoder. Vocoders were around in the 70’s btw.

[@davidk2906]

@@SPAZZOID100 Thank you for the correction . Today Auto-Tune has become a crutch that is way over used in radio friendly sissy pop , but when it is done in the right music genera like Electro Industrial it can sound great.

[@Lupi33z]

vocoders were cool, when ELO used them... this not vocoder though

[@Bassdriver]

@@davidk2906 it made me lose my belief in love.

[@ronaldalanperry4875]

Of course it's a terrible song. Why do you think they had to fill the music video with dancers, acrobats, and what have you, to keep viewers entertained?

[@terrywachter]

Sweet Caroline by Neil Diamond. I want to run out of the kitchen, car, bar, arena or stadium whenever it belches forth from the fires of hades. Drunken womens rally cry: BA-BA-BAAAA!

[@davidk2906]

I did like Neil Diamond late 60's . By early 70's he was way to easy listening . Not cool. Back than I hate anything by the Jackson 5 . Couldn't stand any kiddie pop or bubble gum. The ABC song drove me crazy. Also had no use for Hey Jud by the Beatles . Also hated I Did It My Way by Frank Sinatra.

[@roberts6053]

Come On Eileen is far far worse IMO, but YMMV

[@LWilloxMusic]

This Sex On Fire has to be on any oist at number one. Is it about anything? Is it the most annoying song ever (yes) is it painful on the ears (yes). Crap. Crap by every metric measurable.

[@tomazferreira6990]

That's a great choice! It is terribly horrible.

[@allthingsclassicrock]

Every time I hear that song I think the singer needs penicillin.

[@matreynolds1]

Absolutely! Sex on fire would be dangerous as well as the song being truly awful.

[@Carboggg]

@@LWilloxMusic Remember the band being huge for about a year then quickly fell through a hole in the ground.

[@ilikestuffandstuff4127]

My best friend HATES Kings Of Leon!! 😂😂

[@marchongkong]

Andy, you’re my hero. Your channel’s a refuge to hide in, away from the shiny, Hollywood types who wouldn’t know good music from a puddle of sick. This is a place for people who really love music. We need you in a world that keeps filling up with tossers, to keep us sane.

[@digoryjohns2018]

Lenin. The hat. Definitely Lenin.

[@dVb9]

I was thinking more Bernard Cribbins.

[@CasperLCat]

I was going to say Beyoncé, back in the Destiny’s Child era. Same thing. She has more power than Lenin ever dreamed of.

[@stevenvensko5789]

Which one? John used to rock one too lol.

[@markstanton63]

Expressed through Jeremy Corbyn

[@matthewwoelfle5533]

Very Mao-ish. Except Andy's definitely a capitalist roader.

[@timharrison2076]

Your trashing of Bob Dylan was one of the most satisfying things I've heard for ages.

[@michaeljohnson2470]

Andy, you are a man after my own heart. I spent about 15 years as a wedding dj and made a lot of people angry by refusing to play Brown Eyed Girl. The most angry person, however, was the guy who I wouldn't play Bruce Springsteen's Dancing In The Dark for. He couldn't grasp why I wouldn't play it.

[@Emil-Antonowsky]

Love it, you were doing the Lords work.

[@frankmurphyburr3598]

I felt this pain all through the 80s and 90s in cover/wedding bands, torturous song

[@brentshymko]

Andy knows what he's talking about

[@JasonSmith-jr7jh]

@@michaeljohnson2470 My most poignant memory of being a wedding band drummer was seeing some beautiful, spoiled young debutant vomiting in another woman's purse that happened to be on a couch close by...

[@youneedyourmedication]

Sorry, but when you choose to be a wedding DJ you know what you're getting into.

[@greenforest7179]

I’ve hated “I Got You Babe” for 50 years, and I’m so relieved someone’s finally pointed out what a worthless slog it is

[@Les537]

The songs I love to hate : We Built This City by Star Ship. This song was the apex of bad songs. Another is that super annoying song by those twins - I Would Walk 500 Miles. I would walk 500 miles to turn that crap off. Rock on, Andy.

[@matthewwoelfle5533]

The hate directed at "We Built This City" comes from a passel of half-witted music "journalists" who thought ragging on it made them seem discerning and clever. Not a great song by any stretch but nowhere near the "Worst Song Ever" label it's been given.

[@johndef5075]

😂

[@willyupshaw]

I like We Built This City because it's Grace Slick's victory lap, and when it looked like she wouldn't get one.

[@buzzbomb67]

An awful lot of 60s/70s bands looked and sounded bloody awful in the 80s. Starcrap was a perfect example. They had a few fantastic songs in the 60s and 70s, and the rest was just… meh… whatever. But they shouldve stopped after Jane.

[@simonhodgetts6530]

Nah - ‘Marconi plays the mamba’ is one of the great lyrics from the 80s………

[@Midlifer69]

No 1 Lady in Red Chris Deburgh . No2 Bonnie Tyler holding out for a hero No 3 Jennifer Rush The power of love . No contest , three utterly repugnant tunes

[@Carboggg]

Agree about 1 & 3 but the Bonnie Tyler song was one of those completely OTT productions which Jim Steinman was so good at making with Meatloaf. Bonnie gives it the kitchen sink too. .

[@Midlifer69]

@ I just can’t 😂

[@simonhodgetts6530]

@@CarbogggI don’t mind this - the Simmonds drum fills are so ridiculous it’s actually good!

[@ToddBrittain1963]

Jim Steinman and Bonnie Tyler...a match made in hell LOL

[@Carboggg]

@ToddBrittain1963 Ahhh...I think Bonnie had a fine,, raspy pop voice. Lost In France is a lovely pop song.

[@philipmccann2358]

Every time I hear the intro to “losing my religion” or “dancing in the moonlight”…..I turn the volume down until it’s over

[@theghostofjeffreycat7367]

"Rubber Dinghy Rapids Bro". Dancing In The Moonlight Is A Stone Cold Classic !. Bear Witness. kzbin.info/www/bejne/rZuYl3djhqp2r5I ... Allahu Akbar !

[@NowhereMan7]

Both version of Dancing In The Moonlight are good in their own way. The more modern party one really is corny but its self aware enough of set it andf charmingly light hearted and optimistic all in good fun - and it was a massive hit for Toploader to cover it the way they did too. I say well done to them - I dont know a single other thing about them. Losing My religion is just a great song. I didnt know people that dont like it even existed. Sure its boring sometimes from the amount of airplay its had, but its not the songs fault. Hear it on a powerful stereo with a quality audio at high volume when youre not drunk or high or in just the right mood for it and its a blast.

[@HawkOfGP]

I agree, Losing My Religion is a great tune even in spite of being so over-played. If you're gonna hate a R.E.M hit, they have far worse, namely Shiny Happy People with its turgid chorus.

[@simonhodgetts6530]

The out of tune organ solo on ‘Dancin’ irritates the life out of me - couldn’t the producer hear it was sharp?

[@HawkOfGP]

@simonhodgetts6530 maybe they wanted it like that.

[@mrkitewine7700]

That hat looks like you work on the Severn Valley Railway. Yet another fantastic video. Cheers Andy.

[@billybadass7718]

I’ve always hated, “fat bottom girls” by Queen. It literally makes me angry

[@PhilSmithRHR]

🤣

[@GaZonk100]

it's a stupid song, agree because it's all wrong anyway

[@Lupi33z]

Sir Mixalot did it better

[@auroraromano7404]

I'm in America and I am so sick of hearing this song on classic rock radio. Everytime I hear it I'm thinking please for once play another one from that album bicycle race

[@tracyjacoby2382]

Me too and if I'm at a party where it's playing everyone is drunk & shouting along with those lyrics too! Just kill me now!😳🙄

[@Gbass66]

What's Up by 4 Non Blondes! Bad high school poetry over performed to appear to have "soul?" Sorry.

[@bentleycharles779]

A ghastly noise.

[@edwardmorris3453]

Even the name of the band is high school. "Look at us. We're not blonde. That makes us deep. See?" "We write poetry in notebooks and live on coffee. Not Folger's either. The kind that comes in card-board cups. And we hang around all day in the local coffee house and act Bohemian."

[@markdrechsler5660]

Agreed. Awful.

[@anthonyworgan56]

Every time I hear "What's Up" I sing "Don't Worry Be Happy" over the top of it! Even Bobby McFerrin is much better! 😂

[@tomazferreira6990]

Wow! I like the song and the album which it is on

[@Jay_Tee2023]

The 10 Worst Songs would all be by unknown garage bands where no one can play at all

[@KathyTerpstra-zf6so]

I hate these songs.. Someone I used to know by Gotye, Call Me Maybe by Carly Rae Jepson, Seasons in the Sun by Terry Jacks and Gangum Style by Psy

[@tommonk7651]

I was just gonna mention Gangnum Style. What complete dreck....

[@jeffsimard8846]

My goodness, I had to play those songs 6 nights a week in Dubai And my soul suffered for it I quit the band

[@acatnameddoerak]

Darn, seasons in the sun. You making me think of that one has ruined my entire night! :)😄 We had joy, we had fun, but not anymore! Thank -whatever-deity-you-prefer - for Andy to at least restore most of it.

[@KathyTerpstra-zf6so]

@@acatnameddoerak Sorry to ruin your night. It has ruined mine a few times.

[@Gary-tm1kx]

I hate " Seasons In The Sun " with a passion. I DO like what Nirvana did to it , however, changing some of the lyrics.

[@robboxify]

Literally anything by Michael Bolton would get on my list - oh, and 'keep on loving you'

[@Lupi33z]

How Am I Supposed to Live Without You... the visceral hatred I had for that song when it came out

[@frankingenito]

I actually saw Michael Bolton. He was the opening act for Bob Seger. At that time Bolton was trying to play rock and roll. He sucked at that too.

[@hautedaug]

Do you remember whennnn? We used to sing... 1. Candy Man - Sammy Davis Jr. 2. Hey Mickey - Toni Basil 3. Suddenly Last Summer - The Motels 4. I'm Not Lisa - Jessi Carter 5. Afternoon Delight - Starland Vocal Band

[@satorified1612]

The Motels???!!! Love that song.

[@DadgeCity]

I stan Toni Basil

[@heartpath1]

good list - I'm def not going to that concert

[@pierrest-martin3807]

The Candy Man...I remember it was on a K-Tel record my mother bought me in 1973 or '74. Sadly I listened to it many times in those years. I was 10 or 11. I kind of liked it because I was young and stupid when it came to music. A couple of years ago I was thinking of that song....and I said to myself, " the lyrics doesn't make sense. Who the hell is the "Candy Man". Sammy Davis Jr. was in his '40,s. He went on Talk Shows and sang it to adults. What?! I hate to the upmost that ignorant, aggravating , boring song.

[@manfred747]

That thing with Jagger and Bowie mincing about. And Grandad by Corporal Jones

[@ozmonaut1]

My list of the worst song ever would have to tally in the hundreds, possibly the thousands. Almost every quantized, over-produced, post millenium, plastic pop song that's been made since then would qualify

[@suziedarling9463]

Andy - you just get better as you age ! For all these reasons on this video - and more, my 2 (muzo) brothers gave up playing in 'covers' bands by age 50 respectively. I (muzo), as the eldest (68 now), lasted till my early 40s. We all had enough. I kicked off in bands from 1970, & my brothers followed suit, influenced by all the things you admire, are moved by, and (seriously) talk about. Im the only one now playing, cause i found another (genre) path, but my brothers were so soul destroyed - they just withdrew. We all get why you stopped playing - in FIVE bands no less…Ignore the insipid stuff, and pursue the 'good' stuff. Live long, love, & prosper Andy, whatever direction you take. Paul (on my wife's comment portal) .

[@ianalen1687]

When songs sung in Spanish started appearing on the charts sometime in the 80s, my intuition told me that disaster was around the corner.

[@williamfarr8807]

Not to be contentious but, songs sung in Spanish started appearing on the charts in the 1920s, 30s, 40s, 50s, 60s, 70s, etc. There has always been a steady stream of music from Latin America and the Caribbean coming into America, with cross influences going both ways. It is a pretty interesting area of music with a fascinating history. It goes back to the 19th century and is still going on today.

[@Les537]

The Miami Crap Machine

[@williamfarr8807]

@@Les537 There are hundreds of them, running the gamut from the invention of the phonograph right up to now, from novelty one hit wonders to major figures in music, from Carmen Miranda to Xavier Cugat, Desi Arnaz to Tito Puente, Carlos Santana to Airto Moreira, The Tango, Bossa Nova etc. etc. etc.

[@jeroenwarner4834]

I don't get it. Why put up with Yoy're having my baby, Whip my hair, Fifi, Mo'bamba or bloody My ding-a-ling when you can have Guantamanera, Oye como va, Chan chan,, Eres tu and Burbujas de amor?

[@steveg9410]

One word. Santana.

[@Kuesel68]

"Just runty Andy!" That made my day :D Interesting - when you said "I need some caffein" I just wanted to stop the video to have some coffee and cigarette break in the office. You can even read my mind, scary!

[@Liisa3139]

Some of my most hated: Killing me Softly, "Cotton Eye Joe" (by Rednex), Feelings, Scatman (really scatologically disgusting) and so many others that I'm happy not no remember right now. Feelings Wo-o-o feelings Wo-o-o feelings CRAP!!!!

[@NikkiArnet-lr7cw]

Friends in a wedding band used to start that out straight then gradually change it to Ceilings.

[@user-br2gi8kh5s]

Cotton Eye Joe ruins my day every time I hear it

[@Liisa3139]

@user-br2gi8kh5s Absolutely. But luckily it does not get much radio play any more, neither does Scatman. Unfortunately Killing Me Softly keeps on killing vulnerable listeners over and over again as it gets recorded by new artists still. It is always good to have the off button within easy reach.

[@entropyvortex2484]

I will never forgive Macca for “Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time”. He took his legacy and rolled it in shit and put sprinkles on it, and we all have to suffer as it’s served up to us every December ad nauseam.

[@buzzbomb67]

Whenever someone mentions “brown eyed girl” I picture someone singing about a butthole”… that makes it both awful AND hilarious

[@PianoVampire]

Life - Des'ree High - The Lighthouse Family Zombie - The Cranberries My Humps - Black Eyed Peas RockStar - Nickelback Wonderwall - Oasis One Week - Barenaked Ladies Ironic - Alanis (it's not Ironic, that's the only irony here) Love on top - Beyonce Fairground - Simply Red

[@greense65]

Oh yeah, Zombie. And right back atcha with Take on Me - A-ha.

[@willyupshaw]

I love Zombie

[@PianoVampire]

@@willyupshaw like nails on a chalkboard

[@ilikestuffandstuff4127]

With ya there on Life by Des'ree!!

[@Jonny_Red]

Ahhhhh Fairground ..... can forgive Simply Red for it only because Sister Bliss and Rollo pi$$ed all over it with their remix 😃

[@zenf1sh]

Bro! I've been a pro drummer, as in paid, since I was 15. I'm 58 now. I so related to your take down after the gig memories, lol! My favorite line about your list was when you were talking about number 10, "Just imagine how bad the rest of them are!" I literally lol!

[@cloudbudget]

I needed a laugh and you delivered in spades!!! Thanks! 👍

[@DAVIDE-bk8by]

The speeded up poop de scoop had me in tears My 11 worst...... Simply The Best Tina Turner Tesla Girls - OMD Like A Virgin - Madonna Feed The World - Band Aid Anything by Sigue Sigue Sputnik Your'e Beautiful - James Blunt Spies Like Us - Paul McCartney Lady In Red - Chris DeBurgh Bermuda Triangle - Barry Manilow Ebony and Ivory - Mcartney Wonder JCB Song - Nizlopi Cant beat a worst of video. The cap, Andy, makes you look like a clone of Bernard Cribbens

[@Midlifer69]

Lady in Red , it’s been at the top of my list of shite tunes for decades . Good man

[@DAVIDE-bk8by]

@@Midlifer69 its awful mate

[@brdzuna]

"Ebony and Ivory" was by McCartney and Stevie Wonder, "Say Say Say" was by McCartney and Michael Jackson.

[@mattw8332]

My ex work colleague had "Lady In Red" as her mobile ringtone. She would frequently be called by scammers at work during the day and often left her phone on her desk. That was fun. 😒

[@DAVIDE-bk8by]

@@brdzuna of course, just typed the wrong name, i can even see the flippin video in my mind now, terrible

[@megagatvol]

Love your channel Andy…Watching you from Wales

[@benharrison7244]

“I could take Bruce.. I could take Dylan. That’s why I’m not afraid” 😂

[@tinysherpa7180]

Repeated phrases to drive you nuts - Knock knock knockin on heaven's door - Born in the USA. I don't understand it.

[@thedaydrinkingbassist]

Oh Me Fugging Gawd, tears of laughter rolling from the hop. You almost didn't top the 10 pick. Brilliant! We are destined to jam... wish I could plug a link

[@kimmohietala5359]

I reckon Adrian Belew does a better Bob Dylan impression than AE.

[@soccerringettedad]

Wanna buy some Mandy's, Bob?

[@tracyjacoby2382]

I love it!😂😂😂

[@leecal5774]

Great video (as always) Andy. Was pleased to see you didn’t put ‘Orville’s Song’ on there. As the duo were much maligned since their hit. And I stand by the word ‘duo’ as there are people out there who believe Keith Harris wasn’t actually real.

[@EclecticInstinct]

The hat looks more Dutch than French. The macarena needs to be much higher in your list.The Bob Dylan rant is brilliant! Laughed at your impersonation. Legend.

[@Lupi33z]

I think he adds Dylan to these lists just so he can do those impressions (no Andy I'm not a Dylan fan)

[@abacadaniel04]

Great job Andy, a few songs I was expecting but a few I was surprised to see but fair do!! 🤣👍

[@GaryDavidSisto]

For me one of the most annoying songs ever is "Lovely Day" by Bill Withers. The chorus of "lovin' it, lovin' it, lovin' it, lovin' it, etc., etc., ad nauseam," with the word "daaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy" held out forever on top of it is monotone and out of tune and forever reminds me of the McDonald's commercial for which it served as a theme song a few years ago. No, it's not a fecking lovely day and I find McDonald's much more lovely!

[@robinzuiderveld]

Wow... finally someone who agrees with me on this!! Every time I hear that horrible out of tune note at the end of every word in the chorus, everything in my body hurts. How the hell is it possible that people can listen to that song, or even really like or love it?! So glad to see I’m not the only one who thinks this song is one of the most overrated tunes in music history and beyond. Thanks!!

[@GaryDavidSisto]

@@robinzuiderveld Haha! Yes, there was bound to be someone else that got violently ill from this unlovely song! You made my day....lovely.

[@11000038]

Yep. It's dreadful.

[@TimothyJBerry]

I think “Lovely Day” is lovely and Bill Withers is awesome.

[@GaryDavidSisto]

@@TimothyJBerry Every party (and regressive coalition) has a pooper!

[@jamesmacdonald4835]

Maxwell's bleedin' hammer

[@satorified1612]

You know who else hated it? All The Beatles not named Paul.

[@simonhodgetts6530]

@@satorified1612Mal Evans liked it……

[@ilikestuffandstuff4127]

Maxwell's Silver Hammer is a banger!! No pun intended 😅

[@chanceotter8121]

The hat is definitely Seals of Seals & Croft.

[@tracyjacoby2382]

You nailed it! He sure does.👍😄

[@DavidJohnSongwriter]

I love Van Morrison. But I also love how you hate Van Morrison. Hilarious. 😂

[@daicullinane7746]

The true evil of Maccarena is that it's the riff from Maiden's Powerslave.

[@Tomagotcha]

Or 'It ain't what you do it's the way that you do it'

[@jeroenwarner4834]

Hahahaha

[@Prognosis__]

I never realised and I’m a maiden fan

[@jasonpellegrino7850]

OK, i had never heard Baccara - Yes Sir, I Can Boogie before, and i am quite enjoying it, thanks Andy!

[@PhilSmithRHR]

It’s fun!

[@marklar9156]

Yikes. But their Eurovision song contest entry was even worse with "sexy" coo-part in French. :/

[@johannhauffman323]

The world will always have a place for a grumpy old bloke from Birmingham wearing a grumpy old hat. I think you will have 100k before July. You rock, Andy !!!

[@johnkennedy5528]

Kidderminster please! The once epicentre of carpet industry. They even supplied the Titanic. Didn’t get chance to go back and make good on the skirting boards grips though. An exquisite angst rant again Andy. 🐝

[@simonhodgetts6530]

@@johnkennedy5528was about to say the same…….

[@johannhauffman323]

@@johnkennedy5528 My humble apologies, I did not know it was wrong to consider Kidderminster a part of the Birmingham metropolitan area. It was not my intention to lump a village with a broke down rug factory with a city that has a rich musical history. My neighborhood might not have the prestige of out of work carpet makers, but we do have a Frank Zappa Street. So there's that. Also, please know I am joking. Peace John.

[@tomruth9487]

Born in the USA, Born in the USA. Born in the USA. Common you singing with me?

[@tracyjacoby2382]

I am born in the USA, Chicago IL but that song/LP is where I jumped off the Bruce Springsteen train, no joke!

[@tomruth9487]

@@tracyjacoby2382 Lol, don't blame you.

[@arvongaunt1575]

People doing awful pointy dances to the party song of death! You've made my day again, Andy - thank you!

[@tracyjacoby2382]

😂😂😂👆👆🕺

[@HB-zi3og]

Honouribleahorr8ble mentions.... 'Sometimes when we Touch' by Dan Fogelberg, 'How Do You Do' by Mouth and MacNeil, 'My Humps' by Black Eyed Peas, AND 'Save All Your Kisses For Me' by The Brotherhood of Man. Oh yeah, I forgot 'Me and You and a Dog Named Boo' by Lobo, and 'Shiny Shiny' by Hayzee Fantayzee. I'll Chuck in Lennons 'Imagine' too. Another hilarious vid by Andy.

[@geoffreymonk2843]

Wasn't "somtimes when we touch" by Dan Hill not fogelberg

[@heygringo7]

Bon Jovi Living on a Prayer Don Maclean American Pie

[@satorified1612]

Definitely American Pie. I swear it's like 30 minutes long.....

[@heygringo7]

@ Horrible. I hate the corny sentiment in it too. This world weary veteran of life bearing his soul to the world. Awful

[@willyupshaw]

I like the iconic "whaoh whaoh" intro too much to agree with you.

[@alexmac1999]

Song for Whoever by The Beautiful South Don't Marry Her by The Beautiful South Basically anything by The Beautiful South.

[@michaeltischuk7972]

@@alexmac1999 you must love that song by Georgia Satellite “keep your hands to yourself “

[@incognitoatunknown2702]

No Gangdam Style? Achy, Breaky Heart? The Chicken Dance song? ALL songs with accompanying dances are questionable and possibly evil (Aside from YMCA by the Villiage People because it's culturally relevant.) Ps. It's the hair, Andy. Those nasty comments about your looks are all out of jealousy for that wonderful wavy, curly thing your hair does at the front.

[@maritimehawaii]

His hair is nice!

[@berryhamstra7782]

Had to laugh so hard when you came up with yes sir I can boogie 😂😂😂

[@ilikestuffandstuff4127]

Roar by Katy Perry!! 🤮🤮 Anything by George Ezra Christmas Rapping by The Waitresses Last To Know - Human Nature Anything by Sam Smith Loving You - Minnie Riperton I've Never Been To Me - Charlene 7 Years - Lukas Graham (I'll add to this as i think of more)

[@graemebarnes4405]

This was hilarious! I feel your pain Andy. Most of those songs I've been forced to play! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@marklockey4434]

Rednex: Cotton Eye Joe. Toploader: Dancing in the Moonlight. Brimful of Asher: Cornershop. Dire Straits: Walk of Life. Jess Glynne: Hold My Hand…..on every 5 minutes on the travel TV advert. Phil Collins and Phil Bailey: Easy Lover…..cliche’d drivel with an excruciating guitar solo.

[@GaZonk100]

the Dire Straits thing is a Springsteen 'copy', unusual since he was mostly a Dylan copyist

[@Lupi33z]

I was going to volunteer Brimful of Asher...such an annoying song

[@cloudbudget]

The Party Popper rant topped them all!!! I didn't think you could top Skoopety Poop, but you did!!! Thanks so much!! I agree with at least 8 of the 10. I need to listen to Backstreets. I like Springsteen, but he does have some very annoying songs. Sorry to say that I would not have put Brown Eyed Girl on a worst list. "Don't Worry be Happy" is brutal. Thanks to you I now see my life as a party popper that has been kicked under a radiator. True enlightenment is now mine thanks to your brilliance!

[@jtmichaelson]

My hell are these songs on loop in hell (in order): 1. "Muskrat Love" (America / Captain & Tennille) 2. "You Don't Bring Me Flowers" (Barbra and Neil) 3. "Lay Lady Lay" (Bob Dylan) 4. "Friends and Lovers" (Gloria something and some guy and it was a TV theme) 5. "What's Up" (4 Non Blondes) Amazingly Bonus Garbage: "Feelings" (Morris Albert) "Sunshine On My Shoulders" (John Denver) "Brand New Key" (Melanie)

[@Jeremyparker]

Hell yes Lay Lady Lay. That drives me up the wall.

[@EixtremeDrummer]

I'm afraid you're not exactly an admirer of romantic music :)

[@charleswagner2984]

@@jtmichaelson What about Tiptoe Through The Tulips. The Ancient. Revolution 9. There's probably a few more worse than You Don't Bring Me Flowers.

[@charleswagner2984]

@@EixtremeDrummer He's right about Muskrat Love. Dreadful song.

[@thornbird6768]

America's effort was far more palatable than Captain and Tenillle .

[@jeffbuege6509]

Bob Dylan + Kanye = POPEYE !

[@jimbalduf1202]

Where are your drum cases?

[@WalterWhite-h8f]

Wonderful Tonight by Clapton a total dirge I like Clapton but not that shit that sucks the life out of you

[@lawrencejhutchinson]

Very entertaining, Andy! Agree about Kanye West - his early success was based on rapping over songs by Ray Charles and Curtis Mayfield, and then he took a perfectly good Shirley Bassey/John Barry song and just added conflict diamond comments to it. I like the Cher, Dylan, and Van songs!

[@PontiacS]

I think "Brown Eyed Girl" is an Exceptionally Contrived song and I think Van The Man agreed, even at that Time.

[@boilingboy1]

Thanks!

[@Play4-d4d]

My *hit list. ….. 1. JCB Song-Nizpoli 2. I’ve Never Been To Me-Charlene 3. New Shoes-Paoulo Nutini 4. More Than Words-Xtreme 5. I Wish I was A Punk Rocker With Flowers In My Hair-Sandy Thom 6. Nothing Ever Happens-Del Amitri 7. What’s Going On? -4 Non Blondes 8. Reet Petite-Jackie Wilson …..

[@Wil-cp8zp]

From the time Van Morrison's face showed on screen til " I'm not the George Clooney of that group", I was in hysterics. Wonderful stuff, Andy!

[@robinjones6999]

we all live on a yellow submarine - oobla de oobla da - frog song

[@timarmstrong3251]

Yellow Submarine is actually really interesting. It's highly experimental, quite influential in its use of effects and a massive piss-take at the same time .Bang on with the other two, though.

[@lucasdominguezandamoyo6245]

Yellow submarine is rubbish 😮😮😮 Obladi oblada is pure shit.😢😢

[@dbking4194]

I will always love you… Whitney Houston. The song on an infinite loop = Hell

[@Skycladatdusk78]

Anything by Morgan Wallen, Drake, Kanye West and Billie Eyelash.

[@slumdogjay]

I’m a huge Dylan fan. Your Dylan rant had me in stitches. 😂🤣😂🤣Brilliant!

[@tomcarroll2244]

Spot-on Dylan impersonation.

[@johncarroll772]

The Toast song and the horrendous Dont look back in Anger by Oasis

[@peppapig5035]

every raggaeton, girlie pop-band, boy pop-band, madonna, rihana, bieber, williams etc., 80s rock ballads, almost all rap and hip-hop, all musical, most of techno... shite

[@thescrewfly]

It's always heart-warming to come across people with broad musical tastes, not easily hemmed in by all the imaginary categories.

[@747jono]

Absolutely brilliant Andy I'm in stitches 😂😂😂😂

[@timarmstrong3251]

To be fair to Cher, no other woman has ever been able sit legs akimbo on the 21" guns of a US Navy battleship quite like she can.

[@Hayden1969-ws4vy]

Legs cannot be 'Akimbo'. The word literally means 'Hands on hips, elbows sticking out'!

[@timarmstrong3251]

@Hayden1969-ws4vy Yes, I know. It's a well-known joke.

[@MrLordScotland]

All great fun Andy :)😂 I take it that Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep doesn't even qualify as being a "song" then,

[@rocketpost1]

Hilarious Andy even though I like most of your worst tracks. Your Kanye West was inspired and I always do proper laughing when watching your videos. Kanye with his pooper scooper. There have been some truly abysmal songs like Save your kisses for me; shaddap you face; The Little Drummer Boy by Bing Crosby and David Bowie; and worst of all by a long way, Cliff Richard singing the lord's prayer...retch.

[@Les537]

OMG. Little Drummer Boy/Peace on Earth with Bowie and Crosby is my fav xmas song. LOL

[@scotterrebo995]

Great job, Andy!😜

[@coosoorlog]

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