samiel and illian whilst drunk: casually spilling their lifestory the rest of the crew: mhm mhm you’re doing great sweetie
@dilpickle30122 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I imagined lol
@moltenlefty922 жыл бұрын
We can *NEVER* let Samiel and Illian live this down! 🤣
@theimmortalkat97182 жыл бұрын
If the next audio we aren’t teasing the two of them I’ll riot
@Strawberry_LoVeR692 жыл бұрын
Don't plan on letting them😈😈😈
@menagerieoforigamibirds2 жыл бұрын
The hangover will be legendary.
@n.c.pictures2 жыл бұрын
@@menagerieoforigamibirds F 💀
@M0NOS_DAD2 жыл бұрын
NEVAAAA
@seth36942 жыл бұрын
Samiel admitting to Custodian and everyone that he practically loves them Custodian: Damn wasn't expecting that-
@Jcartist_102 жыл бұрын
I mean they practically raised him and Zazriel with Micheal so he’s really just being stubborn with his feelings 😂😅
@hi.33972 жыл бұрын
I love how in the 1st ever dark prince audio it felt like we were either gonna die or get railed by this aggressively attractive and mysterious man before he asked us what color feather looked better on his armor. and now we sit here, in what I’m assuming is a bar, with said dark prince hammered out of his mind telling us how beautiful we are, flirting with us and being an emotional drunk.
@scratchesNcracks Жыл бұрын
i think we’re in a tavern, considering this is a fantasy series.
@King_Yohan Жыл бұрын
It went from “What the heck is this man gonna do to me uuuuhhhmm” to “aww hes so protective” to we are drunk in a tavern and we’re never letting these fools live this down
@menagerieoforigamibirds2 жыл бұрын
If Sammy is a lightweight then illyan must be a featherweight. Oh my gods this is adorable. It's drunk cuddle puddle time! Edit: they're BOTH emotional drunks?! Oh no.
@jasp3r_n1ghtth0rn4 Жыл бұрын
when Illian says "I'm so lonely!" I realized how accurate this is
@toschiworlds72122 жыл бұрын
I just like to imagine that the backdrop of Micheal and Illian's conversation was the boy trying to get Samiel on his shoulders and take him to an actual bed to sleep in but not being anywhere close to strong enough and just getting buried under Samiel.
@lilmanias45092 жыл бұрын
This is now a canon statement, do not fight it
@scratchesNcracks2 жыл бұрын
@@lilmanias4509 i shall not.
@scratchesNcracks2 жыл бұрын
this is way funnier for me cause my SB is at least 2-3 inches shorter than Samiel. the fact that theyre the same height but SB is weaker is just- KILLING me.
@menagerieoforigamibirds7 ай бұрын
"Michael Michael Michael, help. I know you're having a moment with my bestie, but I need to get your brother's drunk ass up to his bedroom and am being crushed in the process."
@scratchesNcracks29 күн бұрын
@@menagerieoforigamibirds MICHAEL. DON’T LEAVE ME HERE. MICHAEL- MICHAEL. _MICHAEL._
@underscorlove17422 жыл бұрын
"Every time we mention their names they start apearing AND THEY'RE DRUNK!" 🤣🤣🤣
@dukenawo74122 жыл бұрын
While listening to drunk Samiel I just keep thinking ”sober Samiel is gonna be soooo mad..” Edit: I can’t- i’m dying from laughter at everything happening
@windblumegarden2 жыл бұрын
us, being happy with 1 new ep of the dark prince: THANK YOU BREAD bread: A N O T H E R O N E IM FREAKING OUT AAAA
@scratchesNcracks2 жыл бұрын
its like he’s realised he hasn’t fed the birds in a while-
@angeltrovi97542 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@JayisGay13132 жыл бұрын
I can just IMAGINE drunk Samiel leaning and kissing all over us and petting our hair
@scratchesNcracks2 жыл бұрын
omgg yass
@helenwasinthehorse82212 жыл бұрын
As soon as a drinking contest came up I thought the boy maybe could win if his body "remains always pure" aka detoxifies the alcohol in his body really fast. Drunk Samael is now one of my favourite things. He is gonna be so mad tomorrow but my god if it isn't worth it. Michael we all know you want that date, can't you just say yes and sort it out later? I have enough with 1 drunk to emotionally support thank you. I hope next episode we get at least a little bit of drunk Michael (because I don't care how much he brags he ain't drinking 50 of those and staying sober) and of course we need the other two's hangovers. You feed us so well Bread. Thank you!
@n.c.pictures2 жыл бұрын
Alcohol immunity is now canon to me and noone can change my mind. DRINKIN TIME~
@scratchesNcracks2 жыл бұрын
@@n.c.pictures ikr, wine dad type shit
@annie_lys67412 жыл бұрын
I know that SB didn't drank anything but what if he is just mindlessly drinking mead the entire time while laughing his ass off to the emotional mess his Prince and bestie have been? and then when the custodian comes back with the snacks they get confused and shocked seeing multiple shots in the table in front of SB 😭👌❤
@Sparrow2309 Жыл бұрын
And even better SB isn't effected by the mead. 😂. Like he could have very well had more then Samiel by the end of it. Lol
@annie_lys6741 Жыл бұрын
@@Sparrow2309 right? HAHAH THAT WOULD BE HILARIOUS
@Sparrow2309 Жыл бұрын
@@annie_lys6741 it's been my headcanon when I first heard we were in a bar Lo.l
@scratchesNcracks24 күн бұрын
@Sparrow2309 the big man can handle his BEER.
@lilmanias45092 жыл бұрын
Drunk Sammy? I am IN FOR THIS
@abbyskidmore14752 жыл бұрын
Well done! Can't wait to hear more of the story and can't wait to maybe hear Samiel and Ilyan with hangovers XD
@jkjonesie59152 жыл бұрын
Seconded!
@kaigamerwolf58502 жыл бұрын
Samiel: talking nonstop about how much he loves us Us: yes yes, we love you too, you're doing amazing sweetie
@taraocallaghan63772 жыл бұрын
I love this. Drunk Samiel kinda sounds like jack sparrow and Illyan is so adorable. I also loved the custodian was like getting us ready when Illyan was coming over. When the video was starting I prediction that one of us will get poisoned cause it sound like the land they went to was making them drunk so it was easy to attack or poison one of us. Keep up the great work. I love listening to them
@dilpickle30122 жыл бұрын
Ok so I have a theory. In the final battle with Pazaz, Samael gets injured really badly, and SB thinks he’s gonna die. So either while Sb is holding him and he’s about to go unconscious, he pulls out a ring and proposes, OR when he wakes up from being unconscious and proposes to SB then. And SB is gonna smack him. But it’s still cute
@scratchesNcracks24 күн бұрын
AWWWWWWW
@lxmontart96932 жыл бұрын
I FEEL LIKE BOY WOULD BE A HEAVY DRINKER YKNOW, HE ISN'T A LIGHTWEIGHT UNLIKE SAMIEL.
@weirdoemmy18152 жыл бұрын
I lost it when Ilyan started to cry. I know it sounds horrible but the drunk crying just cracked me up. I love this episode so much xD
@iwantmypotatoesback32682 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: sammy actually sit on SB 's lap. Like bruh ima be honest we should have a list of what sammy's that we seen so far.
@scratchesNcracks24 күн бұрын
i fear he would crush us under his armor lmao
@ponkqq2 жыл бұрын
AFFECTIONATE SAMIEL?!?? You're feeding us well bread
@scratchesNcracks24 күн бұрын
affectionate sammy’s BEEN around, tf
@emzilla89562 жыл бұрын
Heck yes! I flipping love this series and will forever rush to listen to its next installment. Never change you wonderful yeasty angel!
@jacks.a.crypt1d2 жыл бұрын
Bread really turned poor Samael into Captain Jack Sparrow 🤧 😭
@dragonquill31822 жыл бұрын
This was just so freaking fun! Samiel and Ilyian just casually pouring their hearts out while completely smashed. Oh man, they will never live that down xD
@hvnnybee2 жыл бұрын
✨DPCU Bar/Club Headcanons✨ Samiel: got too lost in the sauce and somehow ended up asleep outside on the curb Ilyian: def throwing up in the bathroom hunched over a toilet probably regretting every decision he’s made that night Boy: has to hold up both Samiel’s and Ilyian’s hair when they throw up + emotional support
@annie_lys67412 жыл бұрын
this is definitely true 😭👌
@matsuyama04332 жыл бұрын
True True it is kind of funny 😂
@eneixd.51872 жыл бұрын
Drunk Sammy is so adorable,I think the boy would confort him ,hold his hands and look at him with a love sick smile on his face
@matsuyama04332 жыл бұрын
@@eneixd.5187 I am going to draw that now 🏃🏃🏃
@eneixd.51872 жыл бұрын
@@matsuyama0433 😍😍😍😍😍😍 yes,have fun
@jukebox78112 жыл бұрын
TWO EPISODES IN THREE DAYS?? OH MY GOD YES
@kingasher41622 жыл бұрын
Oh wow! This must have been fun to record! Love drunk Samiel, adore him with all my heart!!
@dannyj95992 жыл бұрын
I don't know why, but hearing a drunk Samiel and Illian I'm beginning to imagine what would happen if, now hear me out, the boy could out drink all of them That scenario is just in my head now and it won't leave 😆
@Sparrow2309 Жыл бұрын
That is also my headcanon 😂😂
@Charlie_Does_Art Жыл бұрын
I just love how you can still hear Sammy passed out on the table during Illian’s drunk ramble.
@idkwattoputheresouhhhblahwords2 жыл бұрын
I love this shit please more, I so badly wanna hear us tease Samiel about his drunkness
@Leo.is.sleepy2 жыл бұрын
Samiel passed out on the table whilst we stroke his hair lovingly to help him sleep?Just an idea-
@eneixd.51872 жыл бұрын
Of course we did 😍 maybe with a lovesick smile on our face
@anitamihholap59262 жыл бұрын
And after Michael carried him to bed, we can continue.
@morgan_the_martian2 жыл бұрын
I love it XD Drunk Samiel has now become my favourite thing in the world
@lilbeano72342 жыл бұрын
Samee!!
@matsuyama04332 жыл бұрын
I love it when Samiel and yllian got drunk and this is kind of funny not going to lie and cute as well I AM LATE AS WELL Edit:TWO VIDEOS AHHHHHH
@PhonographCountGrumps2 жыл бұрын
literally a blushing mess to drunk samiel compliments and gotta love bold drunk Iliyan. GET IT BESTIE
@KyanAudios2 жыл бұрын
and Ilyian continues to be my absolute favorite yet again lmao
@Ash0-0 Жыл бұрын
Both Micheal and the Boi are being smothered by their partners. Sam is just fast asleep on the Boi and illian is just pretty much sitting on Micheal.
@ivy_lybestie592 жыл бұрын
TWO IN ONE WEEK?!?! THE HEAVENS HAVE GIFTED US
@naniyuki74332 жыл бұрын
I can't get over how much I LOVE Michael's voice. And this has to be the funniest video yet😂
@RedRanunculus2 жыл бұрын
So excited. Immediately going into the playlist.
@saladadfruta28982 жыл бұрын
Ilian just went: PRETYYYYY PLEEEEEASE
@weirdo_duh2 жыл бұрын
I’m just thinking we’re sitting there making flower crowns
@aaronjade5662 жыл бұрын
I thought there was nothing cuter than short guys, but DRUNK SAMAEL IS THE END OF ME MANN
@Bee-yj6ns2 жыл бұрын
YESSSS more dark prince!!!! I have fallen in love with this series and am so happy when you post another one :)
@dorian58582 жыл бұрын
Awhhh so cute, I love the wholesomeness one of my favourite instalments :DD
@tanapulver2 жыл бұрын
I love that Sam is a burpy, sappy drunk 🥰
@isleafyy2 жыл бұрын
I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD THAT I GAVE MYSELF A CRAMP OMG I LOVE THIS THANK YOU FOR BLESSING MY EARS WITH THIS (but i also wanna mention illyan called me out so much this ep ;-;)
@batpupboy2 жыл бұрын
This brings to mind when I actually go out with friends or when I went out with my ex where I was the one who had to more or less stay sober to watch everybody and I love that we have all just agreed that we as SB can absolutely handle our booze because I can put away a 750 ml bottle of rum or vodka by myself in under 24 hours and never get sloppy drunk
@birb53062 жыл бұрын
I’d love it if we got an episode where the listener gets sick or injured.
@dabi4102 жыл бұрын
BREAD YOURE FEEDING US WELL
@myedarling2 жыл бұрын
I am loving affectionate drunk Samael
@quibee28822 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for two dark prince episodes in less than a week. I missed this series so much
@htniroc2 жыл бұрын
ILLIAN SOBBING MADE ME SHAT LMAOOOOO
@htniroc2 жыл бұрын
IM TRYNA NOT TO LOSE IT AT 12 AM 💀 SHIT MYSELF
@salviarifdah27302 жыл бұрын
The entire time I just wanna ask Samiel "Are you okay?" 😭
@alexrider82822 жыл бұрын
Omg this is amazing, i NEED a next morning episode, i need Samael hungover and suffering xD
@ChaerGuy2 жыл бұрын
Ok- just finished binging this- OBSESSED. SO OBSESSED. MY STUPID HOMO HEART CAAAAAAAAN’T
@depressivschwul23772 жыл бұрын
We my be the being of Purity it would be stupid not to keep this in our pocket to bring up every once and a while so that they can never live it down. *E v e r* What would light weight even be by Devine standards-
@AerCloud2 жыл бұрын
Sammy apparently But definitely, this will be held over their heads FOREVER
@jryfy28922 жыл бұрын
Idk why but I laughed at the fact that Samiel casually burped and said hello at 4:26
@maxgeo61352 жыл бұрын
Samiel has my dead 😭💀 this was to funny😂
@M0NOS_DAD2 жыл бұрын
What makes this series soooooo great is the comedy
@9urify2 жыл бұрын
HOW DO I JUST NOW REALISE IT'S A NEW EPISODE I'M LITERALLY SO HAPPY RN 🕺 THANK YOU BRADLEY!! Stay safe btw!
@itsyourstarboy2 жыл бұрын
Listener is gonna give Michael the shovel talk, I can feel it in my bones
@Jcartist_102 жыл бұрын
W-what do you mean by shovel talk 😭
@itsyourstarboy2 жыл бұрын
@@Jcartist_10 the talk that someone close to another person will give said person's love interest/significant other that usually goes along the lines of "if you break their heart, I will kill you" :)
@Jcartist_102 жыл бұрын
@@itsyourstarboy yeah i thought so… just wanted to make sure
@MTheBasementReader2 жыл бұрын
I really want a Custodian story time where they tell embarrassing stories about the brothers
@jasp3r_n1ghtth0rn4 Жыл бұрын
CUSTODIAN BEING PREPARED WITH THE SNACKS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I've said this in every episode so far, but I need them to adopt me
@eneixd.51872 жыл бұрын
Maybe it's just me,but when Ilyan starts to cry for his loliness I feel it and I think SB feels that too...like it was his fault and his responsabilies...(sorry for my bad english )
@eneixd.51872 жыл бұрын
@Genya’s simp 😳 I'm sorry 💔 it's only my insecure ass xD
@eneixd.51872 жыл бұрын
@Genya’s simp 😳 Yeah hahaha but i think is not the cose of Ylian and SB xD
@ronko...2 жыл бұрын
This is amazing, I love this so much. I am really glad I find this channel. Have a wonderful day! You are amazing and wonderful!
@MoonValley942 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU FOR FEEDING US BRAD!!!
@피곤한인간-e5p2 жыл бұрын
PLEASE SAMIEL AND ILYAN ARE ADORABLE Edit: hopefully we dont get poisoned or anything
@misaki50252 жыл бұрын
Not me relating to illyan crying when drunk
@SplishSplash487 Жыл бұрын
There’s only so many times I can relisten to this series before I go insane waiting to be fed with new content 😭 pLeAsE
@heliosflame12812 жыл бұрын
Stuck at work but at least I have headphones lol. Thank you Bread for spoiling us!
@Hollyxflower2 жыл бұрын
Angels & Mead- Angels & Bread h e h e h e
@mintyfrog54032 жыл бұрын
Illian I- 😭😭 not him crying
@victoryl.31192 жыл бұрын
I can imagine illian dancing to tongue twister in the dance floor and its making me giggle
@HoneysTeaShop2 жыл бұрын
Just got home from school, best gift ever
@lilbeano72342 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@brighten772 жыл бұрын
i can feel the happy chemicals now
@o..Moon_lover..o2 жыл бұрын
THIS SOO SWEET OMG😭❤❤ great video bread
@Starr0212 жыл бұрын
YAY!!! Another one ❤️
@elenorawinter52342 жыл бұрын
✨✨✨✨Two episodes ✨✨✨✨ my heart is blessed by angels and bread😅 but awww come on man i need a cayrus background ! When is he going to pour his heart out??🥺
@hermionepalmer4442 Жыл бұрын
I adored this, made my day!! I can only imagine Ilyan and samiel after their hangovers 🤩 love the story!! ☺️
@tanapulver2 жыл бұрын
I was driving when I got the notification. And I fangirled so hard. (Thankfully I didn’t get into an accident) but I squealed so loud. This was the best episode so far!!!!! Amazing as always ❤️🔥🥰
@redisntmyname83252 жыл бұрын
HECK YES- I need to relax before I have to go to an (American) football game, to support (and record) my brother
@sarahc-ur7sz Жыл бұрын
i have been looking into angelology and demonology, there is an arkangel named micheal and a supposed fallen arkangel named sameal, why do i feel a slight connection- i love this series, way too much actually-, i have been here since the first episode, god that was a while ago. this series has helped me a lot since then. keep up the great work. oh and please tell me if my little connection is actually anything, im probably very ignorant about it despite the answer.
@PUFF133 Жыл бұрын
This is why illian will always be my favorite a very emotional drunk
@your.local-s1mp.0872 жыл бұрын
I am now subscribed for a bit of time and every video gets more funny and drunk sammy damn we love drunk sammy and drunk illian thanks for feeding us bread 😃😃💕 hope everyone that reading this is having a great day/night stay hydrated and eat enough! Daily reminder I love you all :D don't change for anyone unless its for yourself ❤💕
@Mztthdw2 жыл бұрын
Thanks Bread you made my day
@Jcartist_102 жыл бұрын
1:10 I’m fuvking sorry WHAT
@lilbeano72342 жыл бұрын
This is going to be a disaster…
@gingerneutral_audios Жыл бұрын
Samael: *drunkenly complimenting to everyone* me: Here's hoping he's too drunk to remember this. He's going to be so mad at himself in the morning.
@gingerneutral_audios Жыл бұрын
Samael, extremely drunk: hhhaave i ever told youuuu, my sweet boy, that you're sooo betiful and i love you and-- me, extremely sarcastic: No. Never.
@gingerneutral_audios Жыл бұрын
Ilyian, super drunk: hheeeyy cussssooian :))))) imhaving suchagreat time comeonbestie le's danccce Ilyian: i wanna sitnextto michaellll but don tell him michael: *groans* me: don't worry, i won't
@gingerneutral_audios Жыл бұрын
Ilyian: Strategic drinkingggggg!!!! :)))) i'm so drunk icanaskmy crushout
@mellan26922 жыл бұрын
I love these series, hope to hear more with the vampire series and maybe a continuation of the sassy noble series if it's possible?
@gnocchiwk6243 Жыл бұрын
I always check the channel if something has been posted, but nothing yet, patience is key, but I do miss the series quite a lot 😞💗
@anitamihholap5926 Жыл бұрын
Uni be like. We can wait.
@nickpankratz65462 жыл бұрын
Loving the mini eps. Chefs kiss 😚👌🏻
@angeltrovi97542 жыл бұрын
Drunk Samiel and Illian new favourite episode .ashhhhhhh it is sooooo cheeese😍i love its! Thank you my yeasty angel.
@KriploKato Жыл бұрын
This is absolutely hilarious, why was I recommended this
@AerCloud2 жыл бұрын
I'm the closest I will get to literally rolling on the floor laughing at Samiel's drunken rambling Edit: how the fuck do you spell "closest" without phone autocorrecting to "closet" six times? Help
@axel._.theartsyexchangechi44412 жыл бұрын
No one gonna talk about the fact this man hasn’t posted in a month, is no one worried?
@tanapulver2 жыл бұрын
He said he’s gonna be busy with uni so the posting schedule is probably gonna be off as well
@villaindek0 Жыл бұрын
Honeymoon plan: *getting drunk with samiel*
@xielian22552 жыл бұрын
WHOAA BREAD YOU ARE SPOILING US ROTTEN😭 HAVE A GREAT DAY PLS
@jaedyn3305 Жыл бұрын
I really enjoyed this. It was very nice. Can you please make more of these
@brittneyhall40002 жыл бұрын
I LIKE YOUER VIDOES MAKE ME SMILE
@all_0kk2 жыл бұрын
I bet when we saw Illian drunk we had one thought:oh f$%k