Angry Asian Fortune Cookie Prank

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Ownage Pranks

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@ACruelSociety
@ACruelSociety 8 жыл бұрын
They are arguing for such a pointless reason it makes this prank 100 times funnier xD
@callumsmelly3075
@callumsmelly3075 8 жыл бұрын
bit of a fucked up profile pic
@chrissy93x
@chrissy93x 7 жыл бұрын
Shes raging because he keeps wanting more cookies and it makes it funnier xD
@wigglynoodlelegs
@wigglynoodlelegs 7 жыл бұрын
Hi
@DYLANJJK94
@DYLANJJK94 7 жыл бұрын
SUUUUUUUIIMMMEMM BUDDY HAADD TO PAY. lol in getting pranked by OPs.
@MHZ901
@MHZ901 6 жыл бұрын
ahaha I spit water onto my fucking screen reading this comment
@goblindonor69
@goblindonor69 9 жыл бұрын
How do people not just hang up when Buk Lau says "Sum BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Dee"
@haadishaw2941
@haadishaw2941 9 жыл бұрын
+Joseph Travis i bet they do he gustiest the ones on YT when they don't plus its his job to keep people talking
@ivanfrsh3788
@ivanfrsh3788 7 жыл бұрын
Moonlit Meadow ii
@chrisjones1790
@chrisjones1790 7 жыл бұрын
Moonlit Meadow is
@gamenology4358
@gamenology4358 7 жыл бұрын
I would be happy cause I would know it's ownage
@firewallsniper
@firewallsniper 7 жыл бұрын
I would of hung up.
@snarlingrabiddog5150
@snarlingrabiddog5150 9 жыл бұрын
Buk Lau has MAD bargaining skills!
@DarkLordAli95
@DarkLordAli95 9 жыл бұрын
snarlingrabiddog5150 LMAO IKR
@mrincredible7701
@mrincredible7701 9 жыл бұрын
+Buk Lau lol 😂
@buklau2324
@buklau2324 9 жыл бұрын
+Buk Lau lyk a sum booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo deeh u are mai broder
@atrocitus4001
@atrocitus4001 9 жыл бұрын
+Buk Lau I am YOUR BRODER TOO BUK lik a SUMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE
@UltraNinjaMZ
@UltraNinjaMZ 9 жыл бұрын
+Fulgore Fx Just Stop
@VistaManiac93
@VistaManiac93 8 жыл бұрын
Thats the longest sumbooodeeh i have ever heard in my life. lol
@zhamstermax
@zhamstermax 8 жыл бұрын
Same bruh
@akai5777
@akai5777 8 жыл бұрын
lmao he's all I need to talk to sumboooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooodee to help w a prabrhem todai 😂😂😂😂
@59949
@59949 7 жыл бұрын
Who ever you are I care for you
@minerdad02
@minerdad02 7 жыл бұрын
Whoever you are I care for you and I'll care for the remaining ear
@InTheEndOnlykindnessMatters
@InTheEndOnlykindnessMatters 7 жыл бұрын
😂
@theo7236
@theo7236 8 жыл бұрын
I feel bad because she's so nice
@pogococo2246
@pogococo2246 5 жыл бұрын
+1. She is so patient!
@metroboomin3990
@metroboomin3990 5 жыл бұрын
@Kam Mike how
@zirak93-2
@zirak93-2 5 жыл бұрын
@@pogococo2246 indeed. she deserves a cookie for her patience.
@pogococo2246
@pogococo2246 5 жыл бұрын
@@zirak93-2 hahaha
@statik8088
@statik8088 5 жыл бұрын
@Kam Mike you can still feel bad for someone who is being pranked.
@trevora1886
@trevora1886 8 жыл бұрын
No idea how that lady kept her cool so well
@IsJdog911
@IsJdog911 8 жыл бұрын
it is ancient Chinese secret
@ytblaze2988
@ytblaze2988 5 жыл бұрын
@@IsJdog911 Lmao yes
@johncarey4119
@johncarey4119 5 жыл бұрын
Because she thought that buklau is girl
@cloroxbleachtm6288
@cloroxbleachtm6288 8 жыл бұрын
The subtitles make it 100xs funnier
@fancylookofdisapproval8252
@fancylookofdisapproval8252 7 жыл бұрын
Clorox BleachTM The automatic captions or the one on the video?
@user-hk4ql4tu6l
@user-hk4ql4tu6l 4 жыл бұрын
The foot
@solarenemy3733
@solarenemy3733 3 жыл бұрын
2:40 is a prime example
@ninachkah13
@ninachkah13 3 жыл бұрын
Indeed!!!!
@Californiagent
@Californiagent 8 жыл бұрын
She's dope for offering 11 cookies 🍪 😂😂😂😂
@cococmutt
@cococmutt 8 жыл бұрын
Eleven*
@guadalajuraan
@guadalajuraan 8 жыл бұрын
Lxrd Inkuh eleben
@KevinShinwoo
@KevinShinwoo 7 жыл бұрын
11 is grammatically correct.
@corpsemachine6949
@corpsemachine6949 4 жыл бұрын
@@cococmutt are you dumb?
@andrewzhou3749
@andrewzhou3749 3 ай бұрын
She was nice enough to not ruin his future with the unlucky 10
@chanels7452
@chanels7452 9 жыл бұрын
I love when Buk Lau says "Youlo" and "Big boiiii" LMFAOOOOOOOO!
@jerryseinfeld5666
@jerryseinfeld5666 9 жыл бұрын
luke stephenson sombooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooody.
@monpon4601
@monpon4601 9 жыл бұрын
Thomas Bombara oOoOoooOooOOoOOOooOO
@Schiessen-g3w
@Schiessen-g3w 9 жыл бұрын
Mon Brewster I want to talk to San Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Dee about a problem I have today.
@monpon4601
@monpon4601 9 жыл бұрын
Schplien XD BEAUTIFUL
@armanigaming3214
@armanigaming3214 9 жыл бұрын
Schplien My chest hurt after that. XD
@MrYoutooblol
@MrYoutooblol 8 жыл бұрын
the lady was very professional...she actually handled this ridiculous problem well (surprised she stayed on the line for so long too)
@amos152001
@amos152001 5 жыл бұрын
i am gonna marry this lady..
@MOOGSTINE
@MOOGSTINE 4 жыл бұрын
She was racist bro
@mickybangtang8447
@mickybangtang8447 3 жыл бұрын
@@MOOGSTINE how?
@RKO1988
@RKO1988 3 жыл бұрын
@@mickybangtang8447 she doesnt like vietnamese ppl obviously!
@mickybangtang8447
@mickybangtang8447 3 жыл бұрын
@@RKO1988 Vietnamese ain't a race smart one. If anything she is xenophobic.
@Brakathor
@Brakathor 8 жыл бұрын
I couldn't stop fucking laughing after he ACTUALLY managed to negotiate her up from 10 cookies to 11 cookies. That's literally all I could think about until the end of the video.
@DuskLegend
@DuskLegend 7 жыл бұрын
Brakathor lmao
@DYLANJJK94
@DYLANJJK94 7 жыл бұрын
Funny how At first she claimed they didn't sell fortune cookies.
@kennrlaulu9621
@kennrlaulu9621 6 жыл бұрын
Brakathor u should hmu on insta
@anitahardesty2163
@anitahardesty2163 6 жыл бұрын
Me to!!! She negotiates up one cookie. Lolol
@audreymai2773
@audreymai2773 6 жыл бұрын
No one gives a shit if you couldn't stop laughing, you racist fuck!
@mikemarsh3569
@mikemarsh3569 8 жыл бұрын
"This is kind of ridiculous" - Asian Fortune Cookie Girl 2013
@ad9291
@ad9291 9 жыл бұрын
This asian girl was actually a good sport tho.
@MOOGSTINE
@MOOGSTINE 4 жыл бұрын
She was racist
@safyan2289
@safyan2289 4 жыл бұрын
@@MOOGSTINE how?
@8512124
@8512124 4 жыл бұрын
@@MOOGSTINE how is that ?
@munaali1789
@munaali1789 4 жыл бұрын
Yes she's very nice
@MrCooper83
@MrCooper83 3 жыл бұрын
@@safyan2289 he probably meant that the old lady is into race. Like car race, motorcycle race. So she is racist.
@ReaLifeVideos420
@ReaLifeVideos420 9 жыл бұрын
"The fortune you seek is in another cookie" i remember actually getting that in a fortune cookie as a little kid once and it made me feel like shit
@TheTransformer333
@TheTransformer333 9 жыл бұрын
ReaLifeVideos420 lol funniest part in the video but I feel bad for you
@ReaLifeVideos420
@ReaLifeVideos420 9 жыл бұрын
TheTransformer333 lol i know it is funnny and its ok i look back and laugh at it especially even now since its in an ownage pranks video.. i always wondered if it was one of the workers fucking with their customers lmao
@TheTransformer333
@TheTransformer333 9 жыл бұрын
ReaLifeVideos420 lol now I want a fortune cookie that says "The fortune you seek is in another cookie"
@PrimalRedemption
@PrimalRedemption 9 жыл бұрын
+ReaLifeVideos420 Once my whole family and friends ate at a chinese restaurant and everyone got a fortune that was mind blowingly synchronistic with their life circumstance at the time. My Father broke open his cookie but refused to eat it, going straight to the fortune. It read: "You must eat your cookie for your fortune to come true" True story!
@ReaLifeVideos420
@ReaLifeVideos420 9 жыл бұрын
PrimalRedemption thats creepy lol
@hypnamog
@hypnamog 8 жыл бұрын
He negotiated a whopping 10% extra, from an asian! Book Law should be hustling in the business arena.
@spongesonic20
@spongesonic20 7 жыл бұрын
book law....what XD
@user-iv2mj5ew7h
@user-iv2mj5ew7h 6 жыл бұрын
Buk lau*
@jimmyjohnson8233
@jimmyjohnson8233 5 жыл бұрын
i mean... really 11 to replace 1 is over 1000%!
@livefortheweekends9923
@livefortheweekends9923 5 жыл бұрын
South Asian, East Asians and middle eastern all know the art of negotiation
@JT21852
@JT21852 4 жыл бұрын
@@livefortheweekends9923 only south east asians*
@EndlessSummer888
@EndlessSummer888 8 жыл бұрын
She keeps mistaking Buk Lau for a woman. Buk was created as a man. Nowadays, people ask "is Buk Lau male or female?" The official answer: Buk Lau is whatever the prank calls for.
@OmotolaALawal
@OmotolaALawal 7 жыл бұрын
cromusic ibra no buklau is actually transgender...its in one of the pranks when he said ..i just became a woman.
@r3remesus336
@r3remesus336 7 жыл бұрын
whattolivefor !! He said that to mess with the guy 😂😂
@mrred3578
@mrred3578 6 жыл бұрын
Bum is gender fluid, sometimes it's male, sometimes it's female....other times it identifies as a lamp shade
@Poundz978
@Poundz978 6 жыл бұрын
cromusic ibra buk used to be.. Aranga ha timumum goyem ti rum gey
@jamesmuthiani5680
@jamesmuthiani5680 5 жыл бұрын
Them: Is Buk Lau male of female? Us: Yes!
@KingFireball7
@KingFireball7 9 жыл бұрын
That cracked me up when the woman recognised the Vietnamese language and said she was Cantonese, he's like "oh shit, I better stick to English for the rest of the video" xD
@HoaDucPham
@HoaDucPham 9 жыл бұрын
+Matt Leach Actually it's not Vietnamese either. I don't recognize any word xD
@rainie1012
@rainie1012 9 жыл бұрын
he was speaking random gibberish
@Pinkclouds512
@Pinkclouds512 9 жыл бұрын
+HoaDuc Pham it's not, but the inflections sound very vietnamese, despite it all being bullshit
@thedestroller5921
@thedestroller5921 8 жыл бұрын
Lam yeh mo yeh
@fullmetalmars8571
@fullmetalmars8571 7 жыл бұрын
Yea, I was like “how did she know?”
@adxmz11
@adxmz11 5 жыл бұрын
15 seconds in already dying of laughter 😂 😂 Buk Lau is my favourite character 😂
@alexandernunez532
@alexandernunez532 5 жыл бұрын
"The fortune you seek is in another cookie" 😅😅😅. Thug life
@ireneoraneses8034
@ireneoraneses8034 4 жыл бұрын
Scam hahaha
@IhEarzYu
@IhEarzYu 4 жыл бұрын
I can't stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@WhyteTea-
@WhyteTea- 4 жыл бұрын
😅😅😅😅🤦‍♂️
@Bam-st8sf
@Bam-st8sf 3 жыл бұрын
😎
@Yoshinoya34
@Yoshinoya34 2 жыл бұрын
My stomach hurt🤣
@ArcaneTuber
@ArcaneTuber 8 жыл бұрын
A guy on the comments of one of these videos, had an idea: Call one restaurant, keep harassing them until they're angry, call another restaurant, and somehow connect the two calls so the restaurant managers yell at each other. I think it would be hilarious!
@ShadowNinja452
@ShadowNinja452 8 жыл бұрын
Extreme, but that would be interesting!
@deen7577
@deen7577 8 жыл бұрын
hope ownage sees this
@ethanvincent5020
@ethanvincent5020 8 жыл бұрын
everyone should like this so he sees it
@zd111809
@zd111809 8 жыл бұрын
ArcaneTuber he already did that tho
@ANIMEBEAST27
@ANIMEBEAST27 6 жыл бұрын
That would be Epic
@MasterChiefTheChef
@MasterChiefTheChef 11 жыл бұрын
I can't believe she agreed to give 11 cookies...
@LoYahweh
@LoYahweh 10 жыл бұрын
Every video they thought Buk Lau is a female. .....
@ErisHayashi
@ErisHayashi 10 жыл бұрын
w-what? Buk Lau is a guy!?
@LoYahweh
@LoYahweh 10 жыл бұрын
Yea. He has a his asian character in the video always. (yellow skinned) lol
@ErisHayashi
@ErisHayashi 10 жыл бұрын
Yohan Siri Production Oh. My. God. Everything I've ever known was a lie.
@Bignamer9273
@Bignamer9273 10 жыл бұрын
Angry good porn sites?
@LoYahweh
@LoYahweh 10 жыл бұрын
Mikan Tsumiki Haha, it's not too late! xD
@TheKenchixx
@TheKenchixx 10 жыл бұрын
*Lady: "We cannot do that!" Buk Lau: "I-I berieve in you"* --My favourite lines xD
@alexo.4324
@alexo.4324 Жыл бұрын
I've watched numerous Ownage videos over the last couple years. This is the first time I've seen this one. I was literally rolling on the floor with laughter. I don’t think I've laughed so hard. The funny thing is that it was one of the simpler ones. Perhaps it was so funny because she remained on the phone for several minutes. 😂
@TurboTsunami19
@TurboTsunami19 10 ай бұрын
Today is my first time seeing this vid too! And I've been watching his channel since 2013. Totally agree, I think this might be his best prank. Two long Sum Booooo Dees, he demands a BOK of fortune cookies, is comepletely ridiculous and funny the whole time
@gloriouspurpose_
@gloriouspurpose_ 11 жыл бұрын
*says gibberish* "sorry I don't speak Vietnamese"
@akumaisreal2090
@akumaisreal2090 9 жыл бұрын
I love the whole "w-what you say to me!?" "WHAT you say to ME!!?". and when she said "oh come on man" that was the most perfect English she had ever spoken the whole video, so perfect she momentarily erased her accent lol
@Aarontlondon
@Aarontlondon 8 жыл бұрын
Omg I'm dying of laughter 😂😂
@jcortes3930
@jcortes3930 8 жыл бұрын
Call 911
@peter4723
@peter4723 8 жыл бұрын
This is killing me 😂😂
@rainbowagenda6261
@rainbowagenda6261 3 жыл бұрын
She's a real trooper and really went above and beyond lol
@md.sumonmiamisdu
@md.sumonmiamisdu 9 жыл бұрын
She seems innocent.. 3
@GeteMachine
@GeteMachine 9 жыл бұрын
+sumon mia Based on what?
@md.sumonmiamisdu
@md.sumonmiamisdu 9 жыл бұрын
***** She sounds, Based on her voice.
@Grey_7
@Grey_7 7 жыл бұрын
Sumon Mia pervert
@deeznutzinyourmotherfuckin408
@deeznutzinyourmotherfuckin408 7 жыл бұрын
VIRGINS😂😂😂😂
@TylerDurden-bb8lw
@TylerDurden-bb8lw 6 жыл бұрын
Collateral damage
@Boats_Of_Seamen
@Boats_Of_Seamen 12 жыл бұрын
Buk Lau is so nostalgic... I remember like 4 years ago I would watch your earlier videos with my friends and laugh all the time. After all this time, you still hold up. You're awesome.
@ABagOfIce
@ABagOfIce 10 жыл бұрын
I wish there were subtitles whenever my Chinese food lady would talk.
@abagel486
@abagel486 10 жыл бұрын
***** Yay, free virus.
@individuaI
@individuaI 10 жыл бұрын
Wesley Cagle What is on the website..
@abagel486
@abagel486 10 жыл бұрын
license2 A virus...
@abagel486
@abagel486 10 жыл бұрын
***** Yah
@barickwarren5837
@barickwarren5837 10 жыл бұрын
Austin Powers just popped into my head XD
@FlyOnTheWall10101
@FlyOnTheWall10101 4 жыл бұрын
I just kept thinking about how this poor lady is being so patient. I felt so bad for her, because she seemed like a very kind person. She didn’t even swear back until the way end, when she finally lost her cool.
@Dizzy206
@Dizzy206 9 жыл бұрын
11 free fortune cookies is a whole meal! Should have taken the offer, lol.
@mrincredible7701
@mrincredible7701 9 жыл бұрын
nope not enough buk lau must have a whole bok
@mrincredible7701
@mrincredible7701 9 жыл бұрын
+Mr Incredible7 don't be stingy it's not a good wan
@Dizzy206
@Dizzy206 9 жыл бұрын
+Mr Incredible7 not a good wan you lo
@mrincredible7701
@mrincredible7701 9 жыл бұрын
+Aaron Dizon must get one bok youlo that lady was being da razy wan
@daniellacaetano12
@daniellacaetano12 9 жыл бұрын
"I can't do that for you!" "Yes yew can! I berieve in yew!" 😂😂😂
@LazeBlaz3
@LazeBlaz3 10 жыл бұрын
She actually believed he spoke Vietnamese; he didn't even tell her!
@Guggzilla9
@Guggzilla9 10 жыл бұрын
Lol
@samuelstoner5651
@samuelstoner5651 5 жыл бұрын
OMG...that was fantastic! That was the funniest Buk Lau call I have ever heard. I want to give you an Oscar, or whatever the top prize is for KZbin comedy. You are so talented!
@ZukiChaaaaan
@ZukiChaaaaan 11 жыл бұрын
Dammit I hate this channel. My boyfriend just woke up super pissed cause I woke him up with all my laughing omg I love you xD
@rockmas
@rockmas 11 жыл бұрын
I see what you did there
@abennett2203
@abennett2203 11 жыл бұрын
I thought you said you hate them? lol *Asian voice*
@ZukiChaaaaan
@ZukiChaaaaan 10 жыл бұрын
Everybody keeps liking my comment but they dont realize that we broke up 3 months ago and whenever this shows up on my notification I just feel bad
@ZukiChaaaaan
@ZukiChaaaaan 10 жыл бұрын
i dont feel sad or anything. i left him lol i just feel guilty thank you for the advice
@skasahiunderground8588
@skasahiunderground8588 10 жыл бұрын
Her English is actually very good.
@lodestarinbound329
@lodestarinbound329 7 жыл бұрын
Ska Punk HC Underground Yes its verry dericious.
@Phenom98
@Phenom98 5 жыл бұрын
Yes is a gud wan. Halum yeh moyeh.
@FadingAway10
@FadingAway10 3 жыл бұрын
@@Phenom98 😂
@FadingAway10
@FadingAway10 3 жыл бұрын
Yours is also 😁
@TabithaKristen
@TabithaKristen 11 жыл бұрын
Honestly, one of the best things about his videos is how he cracks himself up. He has a super contagious laugh when people hang up on him. haha
@betterthanMJF
@betterthanMJF 5 жыл бұрын
2019 anyone? I can't believe this is 6 years old already ahahaha
@denireed5527
@denireed5527 5 жыл бұрын
Yeh jus came across vidz today. Can't believe how much I've been missing out on...
@FLY7MARK
@FLY7MARK 4 жыл бұрын
Ash White lol
@tonjamilan1570
@tonjamilan1570 4 жыл бұрын
2020
@TwoVera
@TwoVera 11 жыл бұрын
LOL WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK BUK LAU IS A WOMAN? LOL
@blyjd91
@blyjd91 11 жыл бұрын
Wondering the same thing :D
@VoiditionOfficial
@VoiditionOfficial 11 жыл бұрын
She is a woman -_-
@TwoVera
@TwoVera 11 жыл бұрын
jiny5928 Look at his other videos when hes impersonating Buk Lau he often says "duh hewo, I am not duh woman"
@VoiditionOfficial
@VoiditionOfficial 11 жыл бұрын
adriandeveraaa Look at his other videos where he's doing multiple voices and Buk Lau is the wife.
@barryb.benson6446
@barryb.benson6446 11 жыл бұрын
jiny5928 buk lau is a man enuff said
@datguy197
@datguy197 8 жыл бұрын
Ownage pranks always kill me..especially when I'm high
@dessereymorales6905
@dessereymorales6905 8 жыл бұрын
@Jake Smith. hell yeah i was high and rollin last night laughing my ass off i couldn't breath
@therhinohd1281
@therhinohd1281 8 жыл бұрын
jake smith same
@benjaminabrams2339
@benjaminabrams2339 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao me too
@terakuma1977
@terakuma1977 Жыл бұрын
Can i come get high with you guys?
@kujju18
@kujju18 Жыл бұрын
Lol a little drunk and ugly laughing for the past two hours lol 😂
@Unknown-he8gs
@Unknown-he8gs 9 жыл бұрын
Just think about all the free stuff this guy could've have gotten in these prank videos.
@dick1123
@dick1123 5 жыл бұрын
Delivered?
@sonic-lu9ps
@sonic-lu9ps 8 жыл бұрын
omg she's so patient
@mjcoakwell
@mjcoakwell 10 жыл бұрын
I had a fortune cookie that said "the fortune you seek is in another cookie" as well and the next one I opened just said "no" ;_;
@lukaslolington4582
@lukaslolington4582 10 жыл бұрын
I got one that said - A loved one will soon die and you cant do annything aobut it unless you get another fortune.... -.- *FACEPALM*
@StareInAwe
@StareInAwe 10 жыл бұрын
No.
@doruanadenuran5906
@doruanadenuran5906 10 жыл бұрын
Someboooooooody lol
@yaboyswole5387
@yaboyswole5387 9 жыл бұрын
More like " I want to talk to sombooooooooooooooooooooooooooody"
@NarutoUzumaki-jk5uq
@NarutoUzumaki-jk5uq 9 жыл бұрын
Malcom Lyons funny
@thecguyl3056
@thecguyl3056 9 жыл бұрын
***** actually is saaaaaamboooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooodyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
@eneus1476
@eneus1476 9 жыл бұрын
+theCguy L someboooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooody
@furiousblack8876
@furiousblack8876 6 жыл бұрын
“I don tell a mada faka name” LMAO‼️‼️😂😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂⚰️⚰️⚰️
@FadingAway10
@FadingAway10 3 жыл бұрын
😂 the best line by her
@KingStr0ng
@KingStr0ng 8 жыл бұрын
8:40 That is, Literally the best way to answer a phone within this known universe... :D
@spartaman5952
@spartaman5952 10 жыл бұрын
Hello can i talk to somb0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000deh i haz a problem.So I went on KZbin right?Someone unsubscribed to me and it hurt my feelings
@KanwarAnand
@KanwarAnand 10 жыл бұрын
It very hurt my feelings**
@spongesonic20
@spongesonic20 10 жыл бұрын
***** fuck off
@jaybradlee5592
@jaybradlee5592 7 жыл бұрын
*feerings
@redxherring
@redxherring 9 жыл бұрын
love it how the compensation was raised from 10 to 11
@izgil7541
@izgil7541 6 жыл бұрын
This is a timeless classic.
@Soya22181
@Soya22181 4 жыл бұрын
I was in tears in this video one of greatest pranks you ever did
@XxlololalalexX
@XxlololalalexX 9 жыл бұрын
5:00 here's a rough translation: "I want to go to the hospital" "I eat don't understand" "Help me!" "After work, what time do I drive the car?" Can a Chinese person evaluate my translation?
@puppyeyedlover1377
@puppyeyedlover1377 9 жыл бұрын
Pretty accurate friend
@LanziBen
@LanziBen 9 жыл бұрын
Isaías Sosa Wait where does the "I eat don't understand" come from?
@yourmother1787
@yourmother1787 9 жыл бұрын
Its only "i dont understand"
@normamendizabal8892
@normamendizabal8892 9 жыл бұрын
EXO9000
@XxlololalalexX
@XxlololalalexX 9 жыл бұрын
chengsLoL gaming Yes, yes. Sorry, it's tīng not chī.
@IIIOldSchooLIII
@IIIOldSchooLIII 9 жыл бұрын
I love how most people think Buk Lao is a woman.
@teekayshettima2943
@teekayshettima2943 4 жыл бұрын
ikrrrrr
@extraspicytigerroll
@extraspicytigerroll 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@SeaShellsSeaShells89
@SeaShellsSeaShells89 9 жыл бұрын
I love this woman! And the "sumboooooo OOOOOOOO OOOOOO oooooooo ooooooooo oooooooo OOOOOOO deee" 😂😂😂
@bobgnops
@bobgnops 6 жыл бұрын
This is legit the most nicest, kind person ever on this ownage I mean in all of KZbin
@dominicbrock367
@dominicbrock367 10 жыл бұрын
"I going to go on internet and tell evrybody yo restaurant suck a shit" lmfaoooooooooooo
@TidalDeluge
@TidalDeluge 10 жыл бұрын
She seemed pretty nice and respectful
@desperatechihuahua7035
@desperatechihuahua7035 4 жыл бұрын
I love every time you said "WHY NOT?" xD
@croissant7457
@croissant7457 7 жыл бұрын
omg i love when you say 'I believe in you' when they say they cant do something and they way Buk Lau says 'DONT DO IT' you had me spitting out my drink omg
@scrap8760
@scrap8760 9 жыл бұрын
i just feel bad for the lady... she was so nice
@kookokooko-xg5uo
@kookokooko-xg5uo 5 жыл бұрын
Hello
@underyourskin4048
@underyourskin4048 10 жыл бұрын
"The fortune you seek is in another cookie." XD LOL! Oh my God... Ha ha ha ha... Shhhit...
@xQuazzZ
@xQuazzZ 8 жыл бұрын
she sounded so cutee tbh
@RS-hh3et
@RS-hh3et 6 жыл бұрын
@Anthony D - Most people disagree with you
@evewong2003
@evewong2003 6 жыл бұрын
@Anthony D no you
@Flexinciple
@Flexinciple 5 жыл бұрын
Anthony D Why are you calling someone, “retarded”, for having a different opinion? It is honesty pathetic.
@kookokooko-xg5uo
@kookokooko-xg5uo 5 жыл бұрын
Can u French inhale a fart
@musulmanmag3436
@musulmanmag3436 4 жыл бұрын
wemember
@sebastianterranova5406
@sebastianterranova5406 3 жыл бұрын
This is so dammmm funny.Bro where do you get these ideas?,I love them.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I laugh from beginning to end
@criole6773
@criole6773 9 жыл бұрын
3:00 she's playing clash of clans XD
@lookalive5110
@lookalive5110 9 жыл бұрын
i knew i heard clash sfx
@criole6773
@criole6773 9 жыл бұрын
RIIIGHT
@emilykhan6513
@emilykhan6513 8 жыл бұрын
omg I heard it too😂😂😂
@vixtorx390
@vixtorx390 8 жыл бұрын
+Emily Clasher she made the game thats why
@emilykhan6513
@emilykhan6513 8 жыл бұрын
vixtorx390 what
@ProjektNoiseBox
@ProjektNoiseBox 11 жыл бұрын
I BERIEVE IN YOU OKAY, ahahahaha
@TridentLion
@TridentLion 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine someone that doesn't speak English listening to this argument. They'll think they are arguing over something important or serious.
@deebonash1495
@deebonash1495 29 күн бұрын
8:46 "what you say to me?" "WHAT YOU SAY TO ME!!" 😂😂😂
@ContentGarbageCan
@ContentGarbageCan 5 жыл бұрын
She was too respectful. I love how everyone calls Buk Lao a lady
@shair00
@shair00 10 жыл бұрын
This woman quit her job after this call!
@theavian7969
@theavian7969 11 жыл бұрын
I had a fortune cookie once, It just said "No" on the scroll of paper.
@TheBeefychorizo
@TheBeefychorizo 10 жыл бұрын
haha
@TurboTsunami19
@TurboTsunami19 10 ай бұрын
Im over here dying every time Buk Lao says "I wan one BOK" lmaaaooo
@PieInTheSky9
@PieInTheSky9 9 жыл бұрын
I find this woman very attractive and I don't know why..
@aly8950
@aly8950 9 жыл бұрын
you can't Even see her face..
@PieInTheSky9
@PieInTheSky9 9 жыл бұрын
+Falcon Lovah there's other things you can find attractive besides their face
@nameyourchannel1614
@nameyourchannel1614 9 жыл бұрын
I think it's because of the thumbnail and voice, she is hot
@jaysekhon8014
@jaysekhon8014 9 жыл бұрын
+Echoherb The question is... did you get off to her voice?
@taifuhime
@taifuhime 9 жыл бұрын
+Echoherb there is no such thing as unattractive asian women
@nodutherone
@nodutherone 7 жыл бұрын
She was very patient until 8:43 funniest sht ever when they start cussing eachother out L O L
@xpyres2130
@xpyres2130 6 жыл бұрын
I cannot believe how much I am crying with laughter right now! This is fucking gold 😂🤣
@TheChamp91100
@TheChamp91100 4 жыл бұрын
8:43.. LMAOO U CAN HEAR THE FKING IRITATION IN HER VOICE 😂😃😂
@RoccosVideos
@RoccosVideos 7 жыл бұрын
"The fortune you seek is in another cookie". This literally had me laughing out loud.
@TorleifJS
@TorleifJS 11 жыл бұрын
They always call Buklau a ma'am
@jayashanperera3648
@jayashanperera3648 9 жыл бұрын
lol "the fortune you seek is in another cookie" confucious say when make dah fortune cookiee mak it a troll
@IvanPlayStation4LiFe
@IvanPlayStation4LiFe 9 жыл бұрын
lol
@CodPatrol
@CodPatrol 9 жыл бұрын
Everyone knows that cookie note. And it's intriguing.
@jayashanperera3648
@jayashanperera3648 8 жыл бұрын
***** x'D dat ada classica cookie
@Gibson_Gomess
@Gibson_Gomess 8 жыл бұрын
wing chun
@penelopeeatsyourbrain4510
@penelopeeatsyourbrain4510 6 жыл бұрын
Confucius says "Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time"...and right now it just struck me that I am kind of wasting time 😂😐😮😕
@GarththeVader
@GarththeVader 8 жыл бұрын
Everytime the subtitles and his accent put me in stitches and especially exaggerating silly words to make it sound so dramatically perfect!
@waeeeezeeeee
@waeeeezeeeee 11 жыл бұрын
wow he's Vietnamese accent is accurate =O
@fuahuahuatime5196
@fuahuahuatime5196 11 жыл бұрын
Fortune cookies will shape the future!
@Eric-lp3bk
@Eric-lp3bk 7 жыл бұрын
The first 23 seconds are golden
@glennbotes8937
@glennbotes8937 Жыл бұрын
Thank you Russell for your comedy genius channel. I've been living under a rock apparently for the last decade as I've just discovered this content two days ago. Really happy that I did.
@mrgreekgm754
@mrgreekgm754 Жыл бұрын
Too bad for you most of the ultra savage one's were deleted!
@DuskLegend
@DuskLegend 9 ай бұрын
Meanwhile I’m just rewatching these, many for the second or third time. Come back every few years. Good stuff to play video games to
@DuskLegend
@DuskLegend 9 ай бұрын
@@mrgreekgm754really? I felt like the backlog was looking sparse. I’m sure most of them are somewhere else
@YTonYahoo
@YTonYahoo 2 ай бұрын
The ones before 2014 are the best imo
@Fredo2x401
@Fredo2x401 7 жыл бұрын
When he started to talk in Asian I died of laughter
@S0raJr
@S0raJr 9 жыл бұрын
I'm laughing she stayed on the phone for this long, lmao
@kevin084life
@kevin084life 11 жыл бұрын
It's impossible not to laugh at this
@sveltergamer5934
@sveltergamer5934 Жыл бұрын
She's so nice with you and you're so unreasonable 😂. Poor lady. It's endearing how she lost her temper with Buk Lau in the end 🤣 Lmao
@yummyapple944
@yummyapple944 9 жыл бұрын
It's funny how defensive she is about a cookie just give him a free cookie DAMIT 😂 lol
@milkglassfairy7641
@milkglassfairy7641 9 жыл бұрын
She offered him 11 free cookies?! Are you an idiot.
@milkglassfairy7641
@milkglassfairy7641 9 жыл бұрын
She offered him 11 free cookies?! Are you an idiot.
@yummyapple944
@yummyapple944 9 жыл бұрын
+Ariel Mae yes yes I am and I'm proud
@zobekguerrero1366
@zobekguerrero1366 9 жыл бұрын
+Ariel Mae oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HE SAID HE PROUD
@hurryupnow1
@hurryupnow1 7 жыл бұрын
You're deaf clearly
@findmeinwonderland1
@findmeinwonderland1 9 жыл бұрын
This women tolerate too much!! xD
@GeteMachine
@GeteMachine 9 жыл бұрын
+findmeinwonderland1 This is normal Chinese business. - Stingy. - Rude. - No Refunds.
@IndustrialMilitia
@IndustrialMilitia 9 жыл бұрын
+BlackMetalJacket [X] She 's offering 11 fortunes cookies. That sounds like a refund to me.
@Allergic2Stagnation
@Allergic2Stagnation 9 жыл бұрын
+BlackMetalJacket [X] you forgot sucessful, keep giving it away mah dawg
@KayKashi
@KayKashi 8 жыл бұрын
"look here big booooooooy or big giiiiiiiiiiiiirl" I fucking lost it!
@yusuf_aleem
@yusuf_aleem Жыл бұрын
This one was pure class! Still so epic!!! 😂❤
@michellsmithz
@michellsmithz 9 жыл бұрын
"The fortune you seek is in another cookie." rofl!
@Maxumized
@Maxumized 5 жыл бұрын
Guaranteed, she has never had a confrontation like this before
@NewVilleTimes
@NewVilleTimes 10 жыл бұрын
She sounds like she would be pretty
@Izzy-it6re
@Izzy-it6re 10 жыл бұрын
Ok??
@owenbeedle2464
@owenbeedle2464 10 жыл бұрын
i cant hear you its too dark
@mathewjavela479
@mathewjavela479 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao I love his outrage from her saying muderfucker after he called her that like 5 times already, pure gold.
@tylerzepko9995
@tylerzepko9995 9 жыл бұрын
" I want 11 + 89" lmaoo!
@stdylxn
@stdylxn 7 жыл бұрын
Imagine being taken to court over this and she's just pleading her case and being like "I did offer him 10 cookies initially and eventually pushed it up to 11 but he wanted 100 which clearly I couldn't do"
@deen7577
@deen7577 8 жыл бұрын
A LAM YE MO YE
@TTminh-wh8me
@TTminh-wh8me 5 жыл бұрын
Sound like southern vietnamese accent for "làm gì muộn vậy" meaning "why do so late"
@Atowi121
@Atowi121 4 жыл бұрын
RANGAHA TIMUMUM GOYAMN TIRAMGAY 😂😂😂
@nextgenownage
@nextgenownage Жыл бұрын
"The fortune you seek is inside another cookie" Had me cracking up 😂
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