ANGRY CONCRETE DONKEY 5D CHESS! (Worms W.M.D. w/ Friends)

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What is Worms W.M.D.?
The worms are back in their most destructive game yet. With a gorgeous, hand-drawn 2D look, brand new weapons, the introduction of crafting, vehicles and buildings plus the return of some much-loved classic weapons and gameplay, Worms W.M.D is the best worms experience ever.
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The Others
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[@thrashpandax925]

Dictions the type to throw anyone else under the bus when hes losing.

[@lonesavior]

Everyone else: Does damage to themselves Next turn "Let's gang up on Chilled, he's winning!"

[@Rykuethereal]

Yep and most of the time its all diction that makes them target chilled

[@RiptoGakt]

@@Rykuethereal Yeah. These days I'm just thinking "diction stfu already" every time I hear him speak. But boy was I glad Chilled pulled out that Concrete Donkey on him in that first game.

[@nevermore7285]

I mean, not going for whoever is winning and has the most health/worms/best position would just be stupid.

[@MagiSwag]

@@nevermore7285Yeah, but It seems like every game with Diction he finds a reason to target Chilled even if chilled isn't in first

[@lonesavior]

@@nevermore7285 Yeah, but when Chilled was in the lead because he was the only one who didn't shoot himself round 1, it's questionable.

[@Malhare01]

Chilled when he’s targeted: making jokes but not too upset. Diction when a stray bit of shrapnel hits one of his worms: OH MY GOD STOP TARGETING ME! GO FOR CHILLED!

[@EntropyPunk]

Also the moment he loses a Wien, instantly tries to team up with people. He’s like Ohm, he can’t handle losing well.

[@Malhare01]

@@EntropyPunk facts big man, but ohm will follow up with accusing you of grooming minors and aiding a confirmed groomer.

[@seventhslayer6935]

It’s so great seeing the shenanigans they employ in worms.

[@ashen_roses]

Idk judging by the comments any slight inconvenience against chilled is worthy of rape and murder so I don't think enjoyment is the general mood

[@astrotonic420]

Everyone: Die different colored worm! KILL FEED: Chilled shotguns Ze, Ze dies. Diction grenades Chilled *Cheesy has been killed by Cheesy*

[@The_Gaming_Hamster]

Cheesy, *Mistakes were made*

[@CheesyBlueNips]

In this game I manage to be even worse than braindead HAHAHH

[@The_Gaming_Hamster]

CheesyBlueNips 😱 hey cheesy! You’ll get better!

[@joeykouba9495]

Cheesy is officially Smarty Jr.

[@cyrus6461]

@@majorasmask5523 ... pfft, I see that so fucking much.

[@CoffeeMatt10]

2:25 Chilled is in SECOND place and Diction has already started his “target Chilled” bs!

[@jordanr2244]

CoffeeMatt to be fair, chill will sweet talk his way to victory lol diction knows it n is like gotta take him out

[@TheInhumanBeatdown]

@@jordanr2244 True to a degree though Diction does complain waaaay more about anything when he's not wining.

[@WillRennar]

21:27 - Such an awesome bit of rope work, to end like that...

[@randomdude8544]

22:40 Diction... Nothing can live without water, but too much water can kill everything. Worms can suffocate when it's raining so they come up to the surface.

[@Laura-Yu]

The Concrete Donkey™️ is the queen in chess of any dimension🐴

[@Lonezewolflonewolf]

Diction just turns a fun game into a personal one. Like, he's one of thoose players where, you have to remove at the beginning of the game.

[@nataliegay1522]

Love the names Galm has for his worms, Dr. Stone is bloody great.

[@basilrothstein3523]

11:11 The Mets are up at the plate and the series is over.

[@slyzydra4842]

Okay i'm dead, i lost it at 29:36 😂😂😂

[@kultome]

How butthurt can Diction go?

[@Bigcheese-mz2tc]

I know like saying chilled won the first game by default, it's not his fault when you put your worms right next to each other

[@locuas5601]

@@Bigcheese-mz2tc "it's bullshit that I lose because all my worms died!"

[@hanakoisbestgirl4752]

I'd love to see a Galm vs Gavin rope off. Gavin could either put up a fight or Gavin it

[@Ertwin123]

I once played a 3v3 match in Worms 2, I was the first one to go, and I chose Kamikaze. It killed every worm on the map in one glorious chain reaction. I don't think I'll ever top that.

[@kidclefspeare]

18:32 God can make a rock even He couldn't lift. And then He'd lift it anyway.

[@Nelyak_07]

But then that means he didn't make a rock he couldn't lift...

[@kidclefspeare]

@@Nelyak_07 Didn't he?

[@MadnessIncVP]

_"It's already wet."_ - CheesyBlueNips, 2020

[@kyoukotsukino6322]

Cheesy is a frequent flier of Turret Airlines. 3:00 'Murica. I played a few rounds where we only had infinite Liberty Strike as a weapon... Saying it was chaotic would be quite the understatement. 5:00 Apparently nobody informed Galm that the tanks can jump. 7:10 Cheesy point-blanks the ground with a helicopter. 11:00 Baseball, the national sport of exactly one country. This proves why. //Don't get mad get a good sport. 18:00 Diction should go check the himself-nary for the definition of "winning by default." I mean, I won by default once. None of my usual Worms rivals showed up that day. It was annoying. 22:00 Smarty, you're fired. Chilled found a Smarty-er Smarty. 22:40 Diction is like the Fontana D'Ignoramus.

[@Immaboss33]

I have been waiting for a damn worms video for a week now. Been watching old vids. More of this.

[@LightStalker]

If God can make anything, He can make Himself able to lift the rock. As such, He made both the rock that, at the time, was unliftable, fulfilling that condition, then the ability to lift the rock, so He's technically still OOH, CONCRETE DONKEY! CON CRETE DONKEY!

[@garygordle5146]

But if he can lift if, he didn’t fulfill it

[@greatwhitesufi]

Cheezy being a G, as well as learning philosophy, as usual

[@WillRennar]

Charity stream idea for future games of Worms: Every time someone drops a turret, they have to donate $100 to a charity chosen by the first person to get shot by it.

[@mysticboar1237]

42:50 that’s a good plan bunker down when the madness happens but then gets killed by is which is unfortunate

[@maximiliangarza]

FYI, I was the one who told cheesy to craft the wormegeddon. Your welcome for the chaos!

[@o_o6922]

17:25 yes galm because super banana works like super sheep because they have SUPER in them

[@mgomberg98]

11:18 Baseball is back, which means disappointment is back!

[@shawnheatherly]

Turrets are never gonna stop tripping people up in this game.

[@tohon]

Nice to see Chilled living up to the mets expectations

[@JonGreen91]

The rock lifting question is known as the omnipotence paradox and was answered by :www.gotquestions.org/God-rock-heavy-lift.html

[@hanakoisbestgirl4752]

Worms come to the surface when it rains because being in the wet ground will drown them very easily

[@imaginefun13]

Watching Cheesys worm fly off into the distance was hilarious! At least you had a good idea with that little bunker

[@jordanr2244]

Damn, looks like cheesy is the new smarty

[@CheesyBlueNips]

Smarty's one of a kind! I'm just what you might call an artist of self destruction

[@jordanr2244]

CheesyBlueNips smarty is funny asf, in his own way. I miss him in these videos. You’re just as funny g, keep that funny shit up.

[@jiggyjustin2292]

Diction is such a whiny crybaby

[@stivinhilliwuy6725]

I know right, it wouldn't be so bad if he didn't cause half of his own problems

[@misc.5428]

He's not that bad dude

[@michaelcolbourn6719]

"Idk why water is the enemy when worms need it to survive" Well cats need water to survive but throw a bag of kittens into a canal they gonna die

[@giggidy2920]

been on and off sleeping all day, woke up to a new vid yay

[@Laura-Yu]

This is relatable on a spiritual level

[@thefriend2792]

This is good stuff

[@eveyd602]

God can make a rock so big he can't lift it. But Angels can. And thus he can lift it by using a third party but can't lift it himself. Loopholes

[@shadow21637]

Cheesy, even Smarty wasn't this dumb in worms and that's saying something.

[@BelegCuthali0n]

All the time you guys have been playing this game and you still haven't realized you can jump with the tank. Also with the mech you can glide. Just double jump and hold up and you can glide over large gaps.

[@verazion7451]

18:52 This philosophy is based on Mortal gods that exist/interact in the Physical and Mortal planes (such as roman gods, Hercules or Zeus). However a God, one of creation, is akin to a painter or artist. They are outside of the Physical and Mortal planes and thus can absolutely create a rock that they cannot lift because technically they cannot lift any rock they made, even a pebble. They are greater than the world they create to a point where such interactions are not only impossible but pointless (due to them living outside the stream of time and existing at all times in the physical realm at once), unless they make a physical body for themselves to interact with the world (such as the christian God, Jesus of Nazareth). It is a very interesting philosophy but sadly is disproved by itself as one who interacts with the world must be able to become fully man, while one who has the power to create must be fully of another plane (such as the one of the spirit).

[@Demonologist013]

5d chess is on steam. You should play it with Hutch

[@clairetellkamp6253]

Stop using the word "gaslighting" if you don't know what it means.

[@Orcrist]

MOAR WORMS PLS!

[@gamer708886]

19:00 Being omnipotent, yes god can do both. That's the point of being omnipotent, being able to do anything both possible and impossible. Even if doing so is paradoxical. And just because a mortal asks a question they cannot answer does not change that. This is why I'm agnostic because god is beyond knowing.

[@blackchibisan8116]

I think the question itself is a fundamental misunderstanding of God’s nature. While he theoretically could, it would serve no practical purpose. Not to mention, by virtue of the nature of his existence anyone could theoretically lift anything, a molecule at a time. We are talking about the being that set in place the very fabric of reality. His perspective would be entirely different then our own. It would be like asking if Guy Fieri could make a meal that even he couldn’t eat. He could but why would he? What purpose? Just to show you he can? He doesn’t have to impress you. He has more important things to be doing. So I genuinely find that question to be a sign of someone who lacks perspective and/or empathy. They lack the ability to imagine things from the perspective of others and so they ask, not for an actual answer, but because the answer itself doesn’t matter to them. A question that tells more about the person asking than the thing being asked.

[@kylerivera3470]

No one, not even god can do the impossible. After all, if someone can do it then it is, by definition, not impossible.

[@zachmercer1065]

That's logically incorrect and you don't need to jump through hoops in logic and come up with a paradoxical argument to disprove that premise. Omnipotence is not defined as "being able to do anything," if it were then God could will himself to cease existing, which is nonsensical. Omnipotence is defined as "perfectly possessing the quality of power," and in simple terms this means an omnipotent being is capable of succeeding at whatever it attempts to do provided it is within its nature to do so. So God can create things ex nihilo (out of nothing), or obliterate his creation without any effort, or even bring about certain events with a level of complexity and forethought that's unimaginable to us. God *cannot* cause himself to cease existing, commit sin (sin defined as "that which is not of God"), or cease being "God." Allot of short sighted philosophers think they can disprove God with this argument but it just shows a lack of understanding regarding logic and the concept of omnipotence. God can't do "anything" but when God does something within his nature he will always succeed. The premise essentially asks "can God make a thing that causes him to stop being God?" and the answer to that is no, but that neither disprove his omnipotence nor does it disprove the existence of God or some omnipotent intelligence. If a teacher thinks that premise is a satisfactory philosophical argument against the omnipotence of God then I would ask for a refund lol

[@blackchibisan8116]

Zach Mercer I agree with this in its entirety and would say scripture backs it up. I think what baffles them as imperfect humans is the idea that one could have all the power to accomplish literally anything but having a nature that sets reasonable boundaries. When a man is given unlimited power it is culturally understood that he will abuse it in any manner he sees fit. What they forget is that he will abuse that power in line within his nature.

[@Fluvance]

Cheesy is the best Smarty

[@wuftchan8299]

would yall ever play some "retro" games i had went back to some really old games like nom nom galaxy and i just thought of you guys

[@AltessiaSilentarrow]

Diction should be spanked every time he focuses on Chilled and isn't correct about his statements... His cheeks will be GLOWING.

[@ITSMatrix-_-]

What did cheesy use at 43:00

[@garygordle5146]

Wormagedon

[@MitchJustChill]

Cheesy is awesome and I love him in videos but tbh kinda missing smarty in these kinda of vids.

[@CheesyBlueNips]

I miss him too! I think he's just been busy doing his projects on his own time since he got a new job and schedule. I definitely hope we can play with him again soon though

[@MitchJustChill]

@@CheesyBlueNips thanks for clearing that up you're awesome dude keep grinding.

[@SquigDiggly]

It's been 9 minutes since you posted this, I promise I've finished the video

[@steelking9973]

SEAFOOD IS WORST WHEN IT COMES TO FOOD POSION

[@karenwilson6472]

tf2 turet fires rokets and bulets lol

[@SakraIgor0qNomoko]

WORMS!!!

[@roowco1]

5d chess is actualy a game on steam, it's also starting to rise a bit in popularity, ze played it

[@jondeiconic2552]

Yikes not the concrete again

[@kylerivera3470]

-1000 gamer points for not using the poke at 22:30

[@JosephHk743]

CONCRETE DONKEY!

[@Aeguis]

God can make something he can't lift. If God= true, then can't lift. Not a feat of strength of power, just set a condition.

[@TurpoChargedGaming]

Can you customise the weapons layout? Just got this game and my weapons are in different positions and am limited on crafting weapons :s :/

[@Grid433]

So galm’s going for a Dr. Stone theme

[@AFortnightAgo]

Justin I was about to comment the same thing, except he spelled Kohaku wrong?

[@joelaguado6258]

He has the best worms

[@loganshaw9198]

The other title name could be "5d chess checkers".

[@koenigseggman2702]

133 likes, 0 views... KZbin must be on something right now

[@1Okoya1]

I always hated the "paradox" of "can god create a rock he cannot lift?" like... for me the answer is a simple yes and it does not dispute his absolute power why ...simple solution, god = omnipotent , god creates avatar the size and strength of an ant , god creates rock the ant form cannot lift , god then creates an avatar the size and strength of a man, god then holds both his ant self and the rock his ant self cannot lift in his hand there by "creating a rock he cannot lift while still lifting it "

[@andreanecchi5930]

Your worm are Italian? 🇮🇹🤔

[@ItalyOrigami]

I got triggered when Galm spelled Kohaku on his worm as Kokaku Dr. Stone refernce (as you can tell with his other worms named Senku and Ginro) ...I'm a weeb, stop it /o\

[@markevans1618]

I'm starting to get really annoyed that everyone gangs up on chilled every damn game because they suck so bad they kill themselves or aren't smart enough to come up with a winning strategy by themselves other than essentially bullying him almost every match

[@Rykuethereal]

I just hate when he plays with diction, the biggest bitch in all the games they play together, i mean he always targets chilled in everygame and the other follows his action.

[@DarthOmix]

@@Rykuethereal And before Diction doing it, it was Ohm, wasn't it?

[@garygordle5146]

ZarosianCabbage no no no, ohm just murders everyone equally,

[@Rykuethereal]

Ohm was annoying at first but now he is more like chilled but diction is on a whole new level.

[@StraymrJ]

This game mode like unions it has layers

[@seandowney2338]

Why do they never use the OMG Strike?

[@mysticboar1237]

It’s a big gamble cause it gets rid of most of the map and it’ll make it easier for them to get knocked off and they might do friendly fire on their worms

[@seandowney2338]

@@mysticboar1237 But I mean, getting rid of the map is kinda the name of the game. It deals with more than the Concrete Donkey, at the cost of not being as precise. But it IS easy enough to fanagle it into a spot where it won't hit your own worms, especially if you use the smaller one. Besides, I think the cool factor of the Strike is way higher than the donkey, though I'm not sure if I thing the satellite or Armageddon is cooler.

[@Willario25]

They killed me 😭.

[@moonshiners-cv6kd]

This is sad one of my own died

[@thomasparkin259]

I've never gotten why 'can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it?' is always seen as such 'aha! got you!' thought experiment. Like, if a god were omnipotent then they could in fact make a rock so heavy they can't lift it and then lift it anyway. Because omnipotence, if something is omnipotent it isn't bound by any sort of restraints or limits, even those of logical thought. It really feels like someone trying to feel clever without really addressing the central conceit of the topic, y'know? You're way better off just sticking with 'I have not encountered convincing evidence of the existence of god' and sticking with it, the scientific process is a perfectly valid standard to hold the universe to, the recommended one even!

[@jacobf6945]

21:20 Ninja GaLm is a hacker... oops

[@neutralchaospurechaos]

The rock that hod created but couldn't lift alone was Dwayne the rock Johnson and he couldn't lift him without the help of the devil they have to work together in perfect harmony

[@koenigseggman2702]

Who else feels like they have literally watched all of KZbin during quarantine

[@wolvress8064]

Nah, I've actually been watching more Twitch during the quarantine. Lol

[@imaginefun13]

Why do you comment this on multiple videos?

[@Xenotric]

"never seen anyone drive over a vehicle mine" thats because you are all awful and don't know how to even use vehicles! either just hiding in em for armour or completely missing that they can jump and do high damage cos you messed up once! :P

[@garygordle5146]

57th

[@brodycauthen5701]

Lol

[@jourmomaking9308]

Lol

[@skotnica93]

Actually if God can make the rock, he's all-powerful. The moment the rock is made he stops being all-powerful. Your philosophy professor lacks logical thinking.

[@garygordle5146]

I think your dumb, the whole point is if he can make something he can’t do then he isn’t all powerful but if he can’t make something he can’t do he’s not all powerful

[@sanadrin8359]

The only flaw that results in asking the said question is that God isn't a physical being. If anything a better question to ask would be "Can God create an Entity with omnipotence and power equal to his own?" Still not the greatest way a question of its nature could be asked but it was the best I could think of off the top of my head.

[@zachmercer1065]

@@garygordle5146 What he's saying is it's simply a lack of understanding as to what "all-powerful" means and how illogical the premise is. All-powerful doesn't mean "you can do anything," at least not in the way people usually think it does. For example people usually think omnipotence means you can make a square circle, which is entirely illogical as a circle by it's definition of being a circle cannot be square. Omnipotence does not mean you can do nonsensical things such as that, it means "you will always succeed at doing that which is within your nature." So the answer to the argument is no because the premise is essentially asking "can God (who is omnipotent) make something that causes him to cease being God," which is an idea as nonsensical as a square circle. This argument is used so often and so many people buy it purely because God's quality of omnipotence is incorrectly defined in it and most people don't understand how logic works in philosophy, let alone metaphysics.

[@skotnica93]

@@zachmercer1065 Well said. I lack such eloquence, but that's essentially what I meant.

[@skotnica93]

@@zachmercer1065 Sidenote, from a purely Catholic standpoint God could do it as he is a being that's above human comprehension and the laws he made.

[@quandadon3462]

First

[@shnakbollo]

me too

[@garygordle5146]

Up same I swear

[@foolsfury9958]

The paradox is faulty to begin with, think about it, "can God make a rock so big even God can't lift it", this sentence itself is flawed. There has never been a paradox to begin with, when people agree that this is a paradox it's because they're thinking one dimensional. I'd explain it but I rather you figure it out on your own, the explanation is obvious.

[@sanadrin8359]

Heavy not big. Two fundamentally different physical qualities. The only flaw that results in asking the said question is that God isn't a physical being. If anything a better question to ask would be "Can God create an Entity with omnipotence and power equal to his own?" Still not the greatest way it a question of its nature could be asked but it was the best I could think of off the top of my head.

[@foolsfury9958]

@@sanadrin8359 yes, heavy is what I meant. The explanation to the supposed paradox I mentioned would counter act the supposed paradox that you mentioned. "Omnipotence" is fundamentally unbeatable. It's a lesson in English and people don't realise it because they're simpletons. Nothing is above an omnipotent being, no matter what said omnipotent being creates it can never be too "heavy". Imagine 99% of people don't actually know what omnipotent means, it's perplexing and it irks me.

[@foolsfury9958]

@@sanadrin8359 Omnipotence is the zenith, there is absolutely nothing beyond it, and that is why people think it's a paradox. They have no English understanding, and I'm saying this as a person whose fourth language is English.

[@sanadrin8359]

@@foolsfury9958 I think it only makes sense that a being with unlimited power, potential, and knowledge would be able to create another being that fits all those criteria, so I think God would be able to create a god that isn't God, the only thing I don't understand is what the consequences for such an action would be?

[@foolsfury9958]

@@sanadrin8359 Perhaps, however, I'm arguing against the paradox which is the heavy rock.

[@notopticmini3802]

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[@justanothergmailaccount1353]

Cheese’s teacher needs a new job if that low IQ concept is somehow a great statement.