Animal Hybrids and Good Coffee | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano Present: Hey Babe! | EP 40

[@Eralen00]

Chris: _"The thing about DNA..."_ me: oh this is gonna be good

[@laceynerness2042]

I live in the Midwest and these men have singlehandedly given out the most misinformation on animal species and animal breeding than anyone I've ever seen 😅

[@amandag2624]

Sal tucking in the corner of Chris’ pillow gave me so much serotonin lmao

[@bradymarie8160]

Lmao same!

[@HAVALBUFFON]

I was looking for this comment 😂

[@laurenclark3654]

Chris describing DNA discovery is the science equivalent of 'Drunk History', and I am here for it.

[@tcr1085]

"Shout out Africa, what a country." -Chrissy Chaos 2021

[@b.r.i.e]

*Chrissy Histories

[@diegoaponte8512]

😂

[@EssaySea1031]

Chrissy Countries

[@audrello]

That's a shirt. Vintage travel poster style.

[@MrMurphy48]

Shoutout Chrissy chaos 2021

[@chfre079]

I say “Pandy Wandy” to people all the time now and nobody gets it. Hilarious to me

[@kellygriffin4207]

ME TOO!! hahaha

[@babytyty13]

Me three!

[@Dreadnought0103]

Make that four of us

[@StevenM801]

SAME

[@obie3351]

Sal's hairline is incredible and inspiring.

[@mylifeinaburger9556]

I wanna be sal’s hairline when i grow up

[@leroylau8556]

@@mylifeinaburger9556 same 😩

[@dookiepost]

I'm jealous of it tbh

[@BirdOfHermes83]

He uses keeps!

[@MoAli-wm4of]

It’s solid af … and not even an Istanbul special either, au natural …

[@bcorey19]

So good seeing all the babes show up for this episode. Feels like a combo between Hey Babe, Chrissy Chaos and Taste Buds.

[@ELITE_HAMMY]

“Who created DNA?” Shout out to Cricket and Helix lmao.

[@ZMB-on5ub]

And their heirs used that DNA money to start the 3rd tier wireless company and online mattress retailer we know today. Heystory: When "Hey Babe" creates history.

[@ELITE_HAMMY]

@@ZMB-on5ub Brilliant. Perfect. Amazing. And most importantly, scientifically and historically ACCURATE.😂

[@Quarrelstick]

That pronunciation of DNA was spot on too 😂

[@ELITE_HAMMY]

@@Quarrelstick was giggling about the same thing. Chrissy chaos does nothing if not deliver the laughs.

[@Mixedserpintine]

🤣🤣

[@Money0218]

Sal, if you’re reading , and I know that you are, you were feeling yourself during the opening😂😂😂

[@twosret2210]

🤣🤣

[@BirdOfHermes83]

So was I! 😉😉😉

[@birdette79]

So much! It's my absolute fav when he does his falsetto solos with made up words 😂😍

[@lindsayruth4628]

can we get a studio tour? i feel like my entire imaginary layout is completely wrong after seeing this episode 😂

[@meghann317]

YES why was Sal looking at the floor while talking to Joe?!?!

[@dallwalk]

Chrissy chaos and silly Sal making my day again.

[@here7036]

Sillyboy Sal has a ring to it

[@mimigiggles4199]

Silly Sally

[@emadorio7061]

chris referring to watson and crick as "cricket and helix" hurt my science loving brain

[@ellie_spiral]

ugh and the fact that it was actually discovered by Rosalind Franklin 😭

[@gfeast4518]

And the fact he’s got a doctorate or whatever

[@BirdOfHermes83]

@@gfeast4518 😕

[@firstnamelastname180]

@@gfeast4518 in physical therapy, he's not a geneticist lmao

[@amirakalala50]

i know i felt it 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@Mexicanon]

Chris: went to medical school, became a physical therapist, had a vast about of useless obscure knowledge Also Chris: Africa, what a great country

[@chopdan1824]

Love Sal's comment on the Liger "I didn't know that too until I found out" 😂 standard

[@deannarapanotti6262]

CAME HERE JUST FOR THIS COMMENT 😂😂😂😂

[@joshm.5340]

Sal is truly the songbird of our generation. He sounds like a combo of Fergie and Jesus.

[@abbykay2094]

Why was my first thought- to mix the image of both Fergie and Jesus and thinking the face would kinda look like Sal 😅 i hope he doesnt see this

[@BDM_NASA]

The rare and elegant Fergiesus

[@sarac1118]

@@BDM_NASA the Salergisus

[@dboyagod]

@@sarac1118 🤣🤣

[@jacobdickens3086]

@@sarac1118 definitely read this, Sailor-Jesus and I immediately went toottoot and starting singing heybabe the sailer man in the tune of Popeye the sailerman

[@saramariewheeler9304]

"That's true. I didn't know that either until I found out." Sal, you're brilliant, babe.

[@lacieelizabethlange7149]

Not gonna lie when Joe came it made my morning, y'all are the Trifecta of my day.

[@Aaronlovesmusic970]

Same hahaha i love that he's not fully awake makes it that much better

[@lacieelizabethlange7149]

Yess, in all honestly his voice comes across really clear & its nice to listen too.

[@donnadoes4757]

Yessss

[@TheDuke4100]

Ahh dam spoiler. My fault, I shouldn't read comments at the start

[@TheMinKing]

The way Sal tucks the pillow in at 30:57 because he’s afraid of the corner got me… my friend has exactly the same thing and it’s the funniest thing to mess with him

[@msgg11]

"I just want to punch it" made me take a walk, that shit was golden

[@wateronfeathers]

Sal’s curls are so cute they’re giving me heart palpitations.

[@HF1.0]

That’s odd.

[@brookegustafson9543]

I think he's so beautiful I'm so pissed he has a gf

[@b.r.i.e]

@@brookegustafson9543 I'm pissed cause he's twice my age lmao well and also the fact that he lives on a different continent doesn't help

[@leroylau8556]

He's so beautiful I love him so muchhhhhhhh❤❤

[@nicoleallison9229]

@@brookegustafson9543 i didnt know he had a gf?? :(

[@kristenstoner7689]

Best pod ever. I look forward to this every week. "I wanna feel the hEEEAt with hey babe" 😂😅😅😅

[@DefinitelyNotMyRealName]

What Say You is better

[@kristenstoner7689]

@@DefinitelyNotMyRealName ✌✌✌

[@agvga5510]

With a HEY BABE that i looooooove.

[@macallspringer7953]

Them having Joe and Jazz on this episode felt like some crossover show and I loved it 🤣

[@brianakennedy1594]

chrissy covid sneezing into the palm of his hand like it’s nothin!!

[@JOECorsoNova]

And then wiped it on Sal’s pillow 😂

[@brianakennedy1594]

@@JOECorsoNova i didn’t even realize that part! lmao!

[@taemjones]

Then Chris missing the initial high five (over DEEBRA) then just rubbing Price Herbs hand afterwards

[@Thelilbone]

in unison "Beep Beep who's got the keys to the geep? Vroooom" 🤣

[@BooksWithCarah]

Derosa making an appearance is making me think y'all need another show of the three of you

[@LeoniejtePietje]

Tasty babes, lets go!

[@jakew209]

100%, love seeing the three of them together!

[@justice5150]

Haha hell yeah! It would basically be Sal and Chris ripping on Joe and Joe getting overly offended 😂

[@davidosorio4249]

THE BEST PART OF WAKING UP IS HEY BABE IN YOUR CUUUUUP

[@eliaskhoury4302]

Alright…it’s time to bring on Murr, Q, and Joe for a Hey Babe/IJ mashup episode!

[@anthonymarion7223]

This poddy is gods work

[@VincenteO2]

I chime in with a “haven’t you people ever heard of-closing the God damn HEY BABE”

[@geraldmack6324]

Closing the hey babe door would be better

[@anniemadeit21]

Hellooo fellowww Sinna

[@chaoswalking8498]

@@geraldmack6324 it's already too wordy

[@8thlvlMage]

@@chaoswalking8498 The song sucks already. "Closing the hey babe door" at least keeps the number of syllables.

[@mattnara4917]

I love how Sal just quickly and with all seriousness shut DeRosa down when he said “you don’t have any espresso cups” and Sal said “yes we do if ya spent any time looking and we know ya didn’t you would’ve seen them” That legit killed me!

[@cherilynmowel1446]

My favorite thing is Sal casually reaching over to tuck Chrissys tips in. P.S. Love a ✨Pimp✨ sighting!

[@probably_not_though]

DeRosa just waking up looks like Jimmy neutron all grown up and just said fuck it

[@alexuncommon314]

This was a throw-in joke, but Sal's "cash is legal tender" line when they're talking about Sergei the Mover had me CRYIN'

[@cjlovejr]

This episode was (In Sal’s voice) “a treat”🥰

[@brittanyday4124]

Chrissy’s laugh after Sal’s “GiRaf” joke really got me! 🤣🤣🤣

[@Hannah-dq4ku]

Hearing Chrissy explaining DNA hurt me deep in my soul babe. This is the only podcast where I'm screaming at the screen at least 4 times an episode.

[@davebcf1231]

Yeah, that one was painful. I think Chrissy is the least educated guy with a doctorate in the history of doctorates. It's mind boggling

[@8thlvlMage]

@@davebcf1231 How much do you remember from college? Also he's a comedian so a lot of this goofiness is intench, babe.

[@brittneydaniels6065]

I LOVE THE COLLAB OF TASTEBUDS AND HEY BABE WORLDS. ALWAYS DOWN FOR IT.

[@motriska7670]

thank you pimp and babes for not cutting out the Joey D part. We love being apart of your babe squad. Love ya Jazzy. Your a great addition to every pod 👌🏾🔥💕

[@deyannaf4380]

This absolutely is my favorite podcast of all time!!! Thank you all!!! Amazing content!!! ❤️❤️❤️

[@bemo98]

Chrissy Contagious sneezing directly into his hand and wiping it on sals couch 💀

[@Dflizzle]

I forget that Thursdays are for the babes SO much that every time they post it’s a huge surprise 🤩🤩

[@devontamosley4487]

Chrissy Chaos + Sally Retro = Sassy Chretro.

[@ajongames8999]

Im Crying Laughing at the Zonkey 🤣🤣 and the Moment Sal made a double take “whats is that?!l 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ericraymond1274]

Poor Chris cutting out dairy, then pounding down butter by the pound 😂

[@cassl.a.3332]

I love Chris! He is such a warrior for women and I am totally here for it 💜

[@mariedavis6818]

I see the miniature Sal is back on the floor next to Chrissy. Haven't seen him in a while. 💗

[@waynegretzkyy]

Happy Babeday ! I love Joe’s cameo !

[@michellehalterman]

The moment Joe DeRosa appears = the ultimate trifecta! Love you guys

[@Snotface106]

I also had a Buick for 15 years, starting at the age of 17. The Old Man Tan's name was Bernard.

[@thegreatbones5975]

36:16 “What a country, Africa” Put it on the merch!

[@jaredschlieper3798]

Chrissys reactions everytime a new animal got brought had me rolling 😂

[@Tabiannax84x]

Feeling sad and anxious today. Hey Babe always helps :)

[@tylerblanchard8290]

Sal pressing in Chris’ pillow corner is s’cute

[@christinaem1496]

31:00 The coffee pot you're talking about, Sal, sounds like a moka pot! Very popular way of making coffee for Italians. My Italian grandma uses one and, like you say, it does make the whole house smell of fresh coffee 😍 This may also be the reason why I started drinking espressos at the age of 7 or 8! 😬 #JustItalianFamilyThings 💁‍♀️😆

[@lovetreking]

"Let's go to the phones..." was the perfect cherry on top of this Hey Babe! x TasteBuds crossover moment 😂😂

[@rayjones8279]

Who saw sal push in the corner of that pillow cause it was lookin right at him!! He was scared lol

[@earlymorningpodcast]

for this being a clean poddie woddie, these 2 talk about some WILD stuff and i love it

[@chilliLRK]

Poddie woddie?

[@WickedSpade]

@@chilliLRK casty wasty.

[@chilliLRK]

@@WickedSpade hey babe

[@drumerboy456sx]

Lmao.. the intro! “So you don’t start the day drinking coffee?!”

[@elderemomom]

Me screaming WATSON CRICK AND FRANKLIN at the tv every time Chris says “Cricket and Helix”

[@dhoffmaster123]

Joe coming in made me spit out my beer everywhere laughing. Love all 3 of you together.

[@ahs602]

sal and chris babe, careful with the singing at the beginning, if you guys keep harmonising like that they’ll copyright claim you thinking it’s the original

[@Bingzhong]

"The tradition of eating a morning meal has existed since ancient times, though it was not until the 15th century that "breakfast" came into use in written English to describe it, literally meaning 'to break the fasting period of the prior night'" Holy shit Chris wasn't blowing it out his ass this time.

[@justice5150]

You can usually tell when he's accurate about something by the confidence in his voice.

[@aardeng]

Just started watching this poddy woddy a few weeks ago and I'm really enjoying it

[@B.N_Exotics]

Plot twist every episode was actually recorded right after super bowl hahah

[@leela87]

Yeeeesss the babes!!!! You guys make me so happy ❤️❤️❤️❤️🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼😃😃😃😃😃

[@LivLearnsLife]

Sal talking about Ikea bags as if he's discovered Atlantis has very much made my day.

[@rockurstyle]

The laughing fit at 48:20 had me giggling too! So contagious

[@johnskipper2039]

You know....life can be a real drag sometimes. You guys make those days better. Thanks.

[@nickpanacci3055]

5 weeks M.I.A. and Sal-Mini has returned! Praise the Lord, Babes. I can sleep peacefully tonight.

[@adrianbernardo619]

I would love to see a Conspiracy Theory episode with hey babe

[@EmilyBarnett13]

A Joe babe cameo!!! 3 babes, 1 pod!

[@amanisu2523]

YESSSSSSSSS BEEN DYING FOR YOU TO COME TO NC!!!!

[@Swithyyyy]

I love Sal casually pushing in the pillow corner with saying a word hahaha

[@madelineperez7869]

I love the babes and buds all in this episode, I always feel like I'm hanging out at sals with you guys

[@kerrynwong]

Something about Sal's voice is so calming

[@MizzWezt]

My first car at 17 was a 1989 Oldsmobile Cutlass Ciera. Her name was Oldsie. Sick blue velvet bench seats, the thing RIPPED and it was built like a brick shithouse. Best car ever.

[@kimberlybishop9030]

The best gift for my birthday (the day after Chrissy's) was tickets to your Baltimore show! Can't wait

[@kimberlybishop9030]

@Shawn N unfortunately not in the front row, but if they toss them into the crowd like t- shirts then hell yeah lol

[@leroylau8556]

Luckyyyyyy

[@13katietaylor]

All my fav podcasts combined! Joey D, Vinny, Sal, Chris and most importantly PIMP! Now all we need is TITI

[@danschillin8558]

Best first few minutes ever. Laughed way too hard

[@sergio_elcheko]

Been having hey babe withdrawals. Make more pods.

[@youngrumandcoke]

“Chrissy and sal explore eugenics”

[@leahcunningham1841]

Aww, love the surprise Joe DeRosa appearance lol.

[@jacobschmizz6930]

The best. Please please keep joe living in your spare room and bring him out every time.

[@Colbert148]

I'm literally moving this week, just ordered 25 Ikea bags. Thank you Sal!!!!!

[@Colbert148]

In case anyone was wondering, the Ikea bags were amazing. Came in very clutch. Thank you so much for help with my move, Sally babes!! ❤️

[@extracelestial1027]

30:58 😂 bless his little ocd heart

[@sirswanny9547]

1) hilarious that Sal and Joe had a sleepover B) what a nice treat having all the babes make an appearance this week!

[@stevengarcia7837]

“I’ve only been to buffalo twice” possibly the funniest thing I’ve heard in awhile😂

[@guadalupepina171]

I want nothing more in life than to see Sal go through a safari and watch him panic the entire time, respectfully. Ily

[@babytyty13]

Yes! Before my move in date, I cleaned the whole place, plugged up any holes, and brought over whole rooms and organized. My kitchen, bathroom and nursery were all set up before I moved in.

[@cjmedia1725]

Ok I gotta say having Sal, Chris and Joe is an awesome combo. This needs to be a separate pod lol

[@josefinau.646]

Sal, you're so cute tucking the corners of the pillow. I forgot about that 🤣🥰

[@bradymarie8160]

I like that Chris and sal always hold pillows on their laps during the podcast. I do that too when I’m watching tv or sitting on a couch. There’s something comforting about it. Also, it hides my belly 🙃 Lmao

[@stepheng4719]

I belly laughed on the cousin baby beefalo joke so thank you 💝

[@itsmeguitarkid]

“Totes preesh” had me howling

[@alfredoavalosiii5448]

I love how they both light up once they get sipping on the brew.

[@sandiasurfers3174]

Me at Burlington Coat Factory “I’m here for my passport photo” 😭

[@twosret2210]

Love seeing all 3 in this episode 😍

[@films_by_matt]

I luv how Joe is wearing the same shirt he was wearing in the ice cream and cookies pod.

[@trytin55]

30:57 Sal pushes in the corners of the pillow Chris is holding lol

[@ERlrg]

Balls blown clear off of Sal minute & a half in 🤣😂🤣