Breast Implants & Scrub Daddies | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano Present: Hey Babe! | EP 42

[@OutlierConcepts]

"I've got 9 to 11 pounds of meat on me at all times" "Wow...9 to 11 pounds....never forget babe"

[@vi0letrei]

Sal is a genius because every time he talks about a sketch, even if I've seen it, I immediately go look for it and start another impractical jokers binge

[@paulpadilla4741]

Where do U watch impractical jokers

[@dataslul]

Easiest show to binge in the last 25 years. IJ is like a potato chip, you can't have just one.

[@jiujitsufighter91]

I literally watch every day I can’t stop

[@sandiasurfers3174]

What is that show, it keeps coming up

[@Aaronlovesmusic970]

I suck and remember movies/tv really well and in depth so rewatching stuff is hard for me haha I'm like how can I remember all this word for word but can't remember EVER where my phone, keys, card, wallet are hahahahhaha

[@UnlimitedChill655]

Genuinely the “scoopski potato” chant goes on at my house every time mashed potatoes is made.

[@jadeyxboox]

Same 😂

[@hallie1715]

I chant it every time I scoop my dog onto the sofa 🙄

[@katemyer1955]

We say it when we scoop anything at all. Lol

[@danidan9917]

Yup same. My 9yr old was obsessed

[@swingamiss729]

💯

[@JorgesUsername]

This podcast always makes me realize that I have no stories to tell.

[@jonathanlynch9587]

Hahaha, that’s hilarious

[@misterg4831]

You do though Jorge, you do... if you really think about it. And I would love to read one, right here, right now.

[@RichYork]

Everyone has something bro just think of that one time in highschool, we all got one of those 😂 I got a couple

[@misterg4831]

@@RichYork "this one time at bandcamp...."

[@nmp6325]

You do, you will, you’re just getting started

[@thomavp]

Sal’s hygiene routine is literal GOLD.

[@mwara2444]

I wish my OCD was advanced as sal's

[@codydillard8918]

"Can I take this sticker for my step son" is the most telling inquiry ive heard uttered from that weird face. He's good people.

[@RolandSpecialSauce]

It's definitely for himself though

[@codydillard8918]

@@RolandSpecialSauce can you blame him? That sticker was pretty dope lol.

[@FuckyourselfAssholes]

Very good

[@findingnemo928]

The fact that Chris only uses a 47 in one soap and a scrub daddy thats probably covered in fabuloso and bleach but yet has perfect skin is a sin

[@nooneyouknow699]

It's the Brooklyn water

[@chrisdrake8270]

His taint itches, so it's not perfect... 🤣🤣

[@klau666]

Hahahahha “I wish I was more conscious of my oils”

[@southernaf6785]

Those anal warts would beg to differ

[@bisexualfrenchfry1953]

@@chrisdrake8270 when he started talking abt the scrub daddy I fckn lost it 😂😂😂

[@UrbanLegend2k11]

Man those cliff hanger endings got my Laxticity out of whack!

[@hskkjw]

babes, you are the glue that holds my week together

[@Eblis840]

Shouts out Chrisy glue gun. 🔫

[@poppasquat8483]

The glue that holds my fake black tits to my chest

[@rkero88]

Pimp’s laugh in the background makes every podcast 10 times better

[@justice5150]

Ad break timestamps: 1st break ends at: 11:48 2nd break ends at: 33:26 3rd break ends at: 47:22

[@danielsakizzie7273]

S/O Tom Brady time stamp not to mention Patrick Mahomes

[@bellawilson3390]

god bless

[@MalachiMunn]

Thanks babe

[@Jzzmus]

Chrissy did not know what he was getting into when he asked about Sally’s bathroom routine…

[@klau666]

Inlove Sally he’s the sweetest man alive ❤️

[@brookemalloy1257]

These two and homelesspimp are the reason I made it through another week

[@HIGHTS]

Same! They always emit such positive energy

[@bwburksiii15]

Yes

[@here7036]

That's very sad

[@metalmouth5581]

You should see a therapist or go to church or something

[@amyserio4600]

Same

[@kikihawk7275]

This podcast has helped with my postpartum depression so much thanks babes!

[@malcolmshane3039]

Did you take a really big poo?

[@jessefazah3785]

god damnit chris made that whole story up at the end just to make the outro legendary, criminaly underrated bravo

[@wh0aheavy]

Sal immediately turned into a grandpa when he started talking about his shower routine 😂

[@hadynkinder8388]

i strive to be at the level of self-care that sal has achieved

[@rkero88]

I cried laughing at your shower routine conversation and the revelation of Chris’s probable disease from using a scrub daddy

[@tyke801]

I’m so happy that I’m years behind on this pod. I can binge for months at this point. Grade A content!

[@olliefelicione277]

I read this really quickly and thought this was a taste buds episode comparing Breast Implants and Scrub Daddies! That would’ve been nuts!!!!!

[@huejass9130]

lmao

[@alifelesstoxic1253]

😅 Yes!!!

[@klau666]

I love Sal’s rutine, he’s such a pure, sweet, sensible man ❤️

[@joshjones3189]

I can't believe I just found this podcast!!!! It's a funny no drama treat!

[@fernfernisfernie]

Why was I so captivated while listening to Sal explain his shower routine?!

[@seanhamilton3756]

I’ve never felt more supported than when Chris said my name is spelled right

[@tayzer123]

Anyone else get anxious when it’s towards the end of the pod so and Chris starts off with “let me tell you this I swear to god it’s a true story” YOU KNOW the cliff hanger is coming

[@brittneydaniels6065]

I LOVE CALL HER DADDY!!!!! I actually forgot about that Podcast when NoPresh started making BANGERS!!! & I love Pimps "you have..." response to, "Have we talked about this?" lol

[@Youngbobbyc]

I love Chris's love for his children. He's obviously a great dad

[@michellef4956]

I’ve been watching Hey Babe, Chrissy Chaos, and Impractical Jokers from the start. I grew up in East Rutherford and remember when you guys were filming! We were all so excited when it aired and it was one of the all time best bits 🙌🏼

[@mindiewetzel4611]

My boredom with “Call Her Daddy” is what led me to the Babes. I haven’t looked back. #babesforlife

[@owenhutto770]

Chrissy jumping the gun when Pimp asked “would you rather...” immediately answering “Georgia” 😂😂 34:30

[@daniiii0825]

I always know when the “hey Babe” is coming at the end because Chrissy gets the look in his eye when he starts the story 🤣🤣🤣 Love you guys. Thank you for another great episode ❤️😘

[@theconductor4060]

nothing makes me happier than listening to sal's routines in detail

[@shealynmcmahon9430]

This was the first ep where I saw the cliffhanger story coming 😂

[@laurapantaleon6347]

Same!!!! I had to look at my phone to check the time left for the podcast and was like “ohhh yeah, it’s a cliffhanger!” 😂 we’re catching on!

[@jadeyfrosty9894]

Literally laughing out loud the way he’s describing the cat

[@whodissis1]

1:02:15 - Chrissy Stammers in full effect!! 😂 😂 anxiety kicked into overdrive cuz he probably realized as soon as he started “oh shit, Vinny!” 🤣 🤣 🤣 Hey Babe!

[@darsan3448]

Sal is so handome and amazing... best story-teller, ever!

[@cushtheengineer]

i have this anxiety every time they start a good story that imma get hey babed right in the middle.

[@contraryconey2833]

That mash potatoes bit is, to this day, mine and my husband's absolutely favorite. We laugh about it all the time. So funny.

[@chomskyjunior]

literally the funniest most entertaining podcast ever

[@nickjscott2]

One of the best episode of the year

[@linacaporaso8850]

Re: Impractical Jokes locations Sal, what about the time you had to go to court for climbing on that statue?? 🥴😂

[@brandi3981]

That was a joke they literally did get a letter in the mail saying don't ever do that again then they forgot to tell Sal that it wasn't going to court they just got a warning and then they made him think he was going to court for it did you not watch the episode well clearly you know about the punishment so you saw the episode but you probably didn't see the intro to the punishment

[@pants5172]

@@brandi3981 lmao I can’t tell if this is a joke or not 😂😂

[@b0ssatr0n91]

My favorite part of this show is the intro when sal moves his head like he's watching a fly from left to right

[@jev9429]

this podcast is one of the only things that i look forward to every week

[@LuizHenriquePinho87]

Sal is very smart and cool I'm a big fan of him I just watch Impractical Jokers because he's really funny and his laughter is contagious.

[@klaw6420]

Scoopski potato episode was one of my absolute favorite episodes. It may have been one of the first one which made me love the show so much.

[@JorgesUsername]

22:00 "You probably bleached your asshole and didn't even know it."

[@lilypowder1]

I love Homeless Pimp! His laugh makes me smile. We should get married! I’ll be accepting of his artism & autism. 🥰👰🏽‍♀️

[@diehardoutdoors]

Is this TT Jerry?

[@lilypowder1]

@@diehardoutdoors 🤫

[@buffywasright]

I hate his laugh. He sounds like a dying dolphin and laughs at the most random times. He sounds insane.

[@valeriavelazquez2219]

y’all are always dropping the pods when i need them to keep me busy from ditching class

[@rubenmadriz-nava1495]

We need a morning routine video from Sal ASAP.

[@taylormorales555]

Happy Hey Babe Thursday, Babes!

[@joshnorko5586]

The best intros in the game, thanks babes

[@Angel_nlmb420]

Broo the fact that they bring up the superbowl and tom brady every single podcast gives me deja vu. 🤣🤣💯

[@carolcia219]

As a Polish person, thank you for the recognition Chrissy hahaha

[@cadyelizaahh1848]

Y’all I had a brand new pack of scrub daddy’s and just used it in the shower before I shaved my legs and it was amazing. Thank you Chrissy (also should out Chrissy and pimp I met you at the bar at punchline Philly after Chrissy’s stand up show) you, sal, and pimp have encouraged me to chase my dream and start my own photography business and podcast. Love ya babes.

[@cadyelizaahh1848]

*shout out I’m dyslexic and am bad at typing should out to the dyslexic community!

[@malcolmshane3039]

How’s the Pod going?

[@madisonhartwick8114]

Sals recount of scoopsy potatoes made my night😂😂🙌🏼

[@mookiecy]

Interesting fact, now when I do Google searches, Chris and Sal's voices are in my head reading it. I'm also HAF

[@ChristjanW]

SCOOOPSYYY POTATOOESSSSS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 One of my favorite episodes!!!

[@TheCookiecupcakes]

Always fun to listen to you guys, thanks for the #consistency of the episodes!

[@floodtheland]

"If worse comes to shove" I LOVE IT

[@theowace]

Nice heybabe twist this time, didn't see that one coming. I love that this podcast makes me think, about things I could have gone my whole life not thinking about 😂

[@amandamarie740]

Why do I love it so much when they say “hey babe🥰” after their Intro song. When they don’t do it… I die a little inside

[@MantissToboggan]

Might be weird that this caught my eye but Chris asking if he could take the Potato Parcel sticker for his stepson kind of warms my heart lol 😂 just the little thought about a kid that's not his. Says a lot.

[@stefanieskubski4250]

I think the comments about the potatoes are so funny and that episode is hilarious because that's exactly how you say my last name 😂😂😂😂😂

[@kyleerosee3]

The scoopski potato chant happens in my home when we have mashed potatoes i can confirm that. Thanks Sal now ill be watching impractical all day again today😂 I just wish it streamed off anything but hbo cause it genuinely sucks it freezes constantly here so i have to watch it from my phone. Also i too get fully dry before coming out of the shower I am so happy that im not alone in this.

[@brookemalloy1257]

So glad Sal’s diary got brought back up… waiting for that series

[@Learntoswim2024]

Check Karl Pilkingtons diary on the old Ricky Gervais animated podcast. It's EVERYTHING.

[@jessicahale5793]

Needed these laughs so much today. Thanks babes.

[@monicaaguiar6875]

I live for Thursday with these babes!

[@tyler62628]

kept in touch with the lunch monitor..... i am dyinggg of laughter

[@michaelasrich7831]

I feel like we can count on Hey Babe, since 2 Bears & Bad Friends have been having a bunch of guests on or their setup isn’t their usual, Hey Babe has stayed pretty consistent to the vibes 😌💖🍃

[@happyhaunting8587]

I needed some Hey Babe in my cup! Now i am full to the brim!

[@beachchickensmedia]

this podcast always gets me to laugh, keep these comin guys

[@kouroshkarimi8061]

I love this podcast so much

[@May-ib3cm]

Happy Thursday Babbbbbeeeeessssss

[@laurenallday]

the squeegee was so unexpected but then made so much sense hahahah!!

[@ppoppinohs]

Sals got it right dry off in the shower. My mother drys the walls every time.

[@nicholasfonseca8759]

Welcome back to the best podcast Babes

[@mikhaildeanogumedov4778]

i feel like i'd be a much cleaner individual if i had a housemate like Sal

[@Greatlakeskyle.]

I’m starting to get good at predicting Chrissy’s hey babe sign offs haha

[@cassidiwatts6072]

Sals shower and bathroom routine is almost exactly like mine, everything makes logical sense

[@wh0aheavy]

Scoopski potatoes is still one of my favorite bits lol

[@Money0218]

I love Sal providing background on the IJ behind the scenes

[@MizzWezt]

When Sally said he was afraid of cats, my cat was sitting next to me and I said to her "how can you be afraid of cats?" all cute and shit and she smacked me in the face so.. fair enough lmao

[@Verifiedsinger]

Yasss .. Sal, I towel off in the shower as well..I freeze way to easily.. I also at times leave the shower running behind me with the warmth and steam providing comfort as I dry off because I cannot stand being cold and wet haha. I think there is something seriously wrong with people who can just whip back the shower curtain and reach for the towel. That's just too much for me.

[@nikmarie1829]

i really needed this right now. thanks babes.

[@gabrielnava4789]

I work at bed bath and beyond and one of our most selling items is the Scrub Daddy, it’s funny to me because we get equal amounts of Scrub Daddy to Scrub Mommy ( yes they make it ) and the Daddy always dominates in sales.

[@curnies]

The fact that this implies the existence of a scrub baby…. 🤔

[@malcolmshane3039]

The guy made 100s of millions off cut up foam

[@courtneysimmons1270]

The Scrub Mommy is so much better though.

[@alisia2324]

I can’t wait to see sal in Austin next week and in Fort Worth in 2022! love you both!

[@jacobdickens3086]

Hey Babes! You both getting implants for the Baltimore show????? Can't wait

[@BigMikeHouse45]

Shower gloves is where it’s at. They have changed my life

[@carlapanton]

Scoopskie potatoes is my favourite Impractical Jokers skit!

[@wonkeycong1956]

This is "literally" the best podcast out there

[@Theorist9]

i love chrissy but holy crap i can't stand hearing him say that! the way he pronounces it is like nails on a chalkboard. "lit ruh ly"

[@stevensmith570]

Best day of the week ❤️

[@queef_latif]

These shows are like podcast versions of modern Seinfeld episodes.

[@josef2012]

Chrissy going full franks+beans on Faye Dunaway. Great Job!

[@mybbyrocky1]

A little hey babe to get me through my cleaning today thanks

[@iantamayo123]

This podcast is helping me thru my break up🙏🏽😭 I fkn love you guys! Also.. shout out break ups! I’ve lost 10 lbs so far!

[@malcolmshane3039]

Once those p*ssy goggles wear off you realize it was all a sham brother!

[@kmicelz]

The best birthday gift a girl could ask for babes

[@josef2012]

Happy Birthday! 🥳💗😘

[@LivLearnsLife]

Chrissy History "1941, she was born right in the beginning of WWI. She actually caused WWI." 😂

[@anthony_finni]

Especially when WW1 ended in 1918 and WW2 began in 1939! 🤣

[@MatthewT8488]

I’m Yolllanda Vega and here’s tonight’s hey babe

[@stephanieczerwinski7046]

Hey babe! Happy Thursday 😊

[@gracie1234marks]

I want someone to look at me the way Chris looks at Sal @ 55:20