As your new dicta- I mean president my first decree is that all item prices that end in 99, are to be raised by 1 cent.
@pixels54022 жыл бұрын
but everyone turns gay and no one reproduces
@justanabramspassingby2 жыл бұрын
the prices now end in 98
@TheOnlyHand2 жыл бұрын
@@justanabramspassingby This is, acceptable.
@shangri-leicht89232 жыл бұрын
@@justanabramspassingby based name
@Emogamer-tp8vo2 жыл бұрын
there are no taxes
@notmuch_232 жыл бұрын
#Dankness Teacher: "the test isn't that hard." The test: * literally just a black rectangle* "What movie, show, cartoon, or anime is this from?"
@quilio87812 жыл бұрын
Lol
@BloodrealmX2 жыл бұрын
"literally just a black rectangle" That's easy. _2001: A Space Odyssey._
@Fossilizedsapwithbugsinit10872 жыл бұрын
12:15 OMPRI AND DARLING IN THE FRANXX :D Two underrated things that are clinically hated yet so SO FRIGGIN GOOD
@quilio87812 жыл бұрын
#dankness Me: sad, depressed, lonely, and anti-social. School: I bet its that phone. Me: what!?
@Aoifan4522 жыл бұрын
:0
@markh.66872 жыл бұрын
Thanks, Memellion, for making my dankness the winnah!!
@alexrog68682 жыл бұрын
as my first decree, let the purge begin
@ianyoder25372 жыл бұрын
On the first purge night you get assassinated because it's not illegal to do so, your VP who takes your place immediately revokes your purge law.
@RndmGuy982 жыл бұрын
5:08 Hajime Nagumo (From Arifureta) with 8 wives be like: Only 5?
@maxnutty97332 жыл бұрын
#dankness There are only 3 types of people in the world 1. Those who like people 2. Those who don't like people 3. The rest of us who have never eaten people
@-blackberrybear-96922 жыл бұрын
That went dark real quick
@isappycracks2 жыл бұрын
hey i ate my best friend once i ate his finger but still
@anshaar.2 жыл бұрын
Don't knock it til you've tried it!
@Shxghxst2 жыл бұрын
I was Category 3 long time,but a ship accindent can fix this.Now im Category 1. Btw,does someone wanna come home to me? Im sure there will be Something to eat
@medexamtoolscom2 жыл бұрын
This is why I say "I don't know, I've never tried any" when someone asks me if I like dogs. They usually get it later.
@stevencardona45592 жыл бұрын
6:24 Holy gods! Provide me with thine sauces!
@Chris-dx1vm2 жыл бұрын
I need them too
@Vanilla_-_2 жыл бұрын
#Dakeness Vodafone: get your feel good Friday special discount… Me: but it isn’t Friday yet …?
@theoldeshouse90342 жыл бұрын
12:38 I see this as an absolute win
@swiggetyswoner90362 жыл бұрын
6:49 the narrator voice says "besht" in the besht way possible XD
@swiggetyswoner90362 жыл бұрын
1:53 this, i loved it in one piece when they were riding the currents up to skypiea and other situations.
@mohmmadkurdish57522 жыл бұрын
Watching anime meme every time you uploaded, when I never see one,
@mocha38302 жыл бұрын
Wat
@mohmmadkurdish57522 жыл бұрын
@@mocha3830 I never watched any anime in my life but still watching meme about
@qtgaming69022 жыл бұрын
#Dankness Banning Furies Edit:i just wanna see how this back fires.
@Kobalt-md8xs2 жыл бұрын
Scalies become more popular as a result
@markh.66872 жыл бұрын
The Furry Rebellion begins; you are taken prisoner the first day and taken to Furry Prison where lusty furries do unspeakable things to you until you say "owo" and "uwu". You then marry a furry, and proclaim oneness with them.
@generic_tough_guy.48302 жыл бұрын
You lose every I.T. department in America or wherever you live
@Lord_Amadee2 жыл бұрын
14:28 Luck be in the air tonight isn't possible.
@Drugs_Potato2 жыл бұрын
it is
@Lord_Amadee2 жыл бұрын
@@Drugs_Potato if it was, the i in 'air' would already be on the bord. the i in 'in' and 'tonight' are there, so the letter has already been chosen.
@nuschi5502 жыл бұрын
@@Drugs_Potato Apparently you don't know the exact eules, but do not worry, for I also don't.
@NugireАй бұрын
4:12 "AND THAT ONE IS STILL GREEN!"
@Exvinnittyy-CC2 жыл бұрын
Nice job memellion 👍.
@Voidrift4991 Жыл бұрын
3:03 no don't you fucking dare
@hushpool39152 жыл бұрын
2:50 *Loads shotgun with malicious intent* I. Really. Hate. Yanderes.
@frostbiteiii84062 жыл бұрын
Same bro same Weeaboos are sometimes weird
@frostbiteiii84062 жыл бұрын
@DarkQuest1922 MEMES THE DNA OF THE SOUL
@UZL_777 Жыл бұрын
As the President, my 1st decree is that school is now exactly 100 days.
@elijahcruz9468 Жыл бұрын
Take away algebra from mandatory subjects
@shadow-aliengachaandmore79022 жыл бұрын
As president I hereby allow research into how to make catgirls, and it shall be carried out immediately
@punisher36072 жыл бұрын
It backfires by them not being able to breed with normal humans.
@shadow-aliengachaandmore79022 жыл бұрын
@@punisher3607 I dont see this as a downside, catgirls show only be able to breed with other cat hybrids
@punisher36072 жыл бұрын
@@shadow-aliengachaandmore7902 That's kinda the whole purpose of making catgirls, is to have happy time with them. And the very people who created them won't be able to reproduce with them. That's the issue lol
@ikeamat64042 жыл бұрын
12:09 omori and Aubrey in the top right corner, I approve
@TheXKrystEX2 жыл бұрын
The only omori ship i think is canon lol P.D thats Sunny not omori P.D 2 Yes i replied to a 2 month old comment
@Fossilizedsapwithbugsinit10872 жыл бұрын
My favorite anime and my favorite game! What a coincidence!
@Hellfire7872 жыл бұрын
The euphoria got me loll very brutal you know what and ment for like 20+
@overforker26232 жыл бұрын
I watch these to fuel my insatiable masochism
@BloodrealmX2 жыл бұрын
The best waifu lie detector meme was wrong anyway. The _actual_ correct answer is Astolfo from -Fate/Apocrypha- -Orlando Furioso- Fate/Apocrypha.
@xxspeed158xx32 жыл бұрын
I see, youre a man of culture aswell
@sanic53822 жыл бұрын
1:34 wait, when?!
@blancspaze2 жыл бұрын
well we still dont have a release date yet but its confirmed along with the explosion spin off. its was confirmed like last year thats it undergoing production but since there was nothing but a poster for that and no release date and it was announced in a yt video and not on other social media platforms it didnt really got any light and people just seemed to ignore it but a couple of weeks ago the trailer was released so its getting to more people. but still i think its probably gonna take like a year for it to start airing. so maybe its winter/spring 2023 anime.
@ryugokaneki23302 жыл бұрын
5:47 hhahahah initial D in 2022 be like
@olliecrafter2 жыл бұрын
change: free pizza slices on friday
@Weeboslav2 жыл бұрын
14:53 given the fact that my first order of job would be to eradicate mafia and corruption in my country,being assassinated would probably be the backfire...
@Memrlord2 жыл бұрын
Anyone trying to kill you explodes killing anyone but you in a 100 metre radius of them
@generic_tough_guy.48302 жыл бұрын
You in Italy?
@sheheryarhassan92512 жыл бұрын
As president my first order of business is to switch to geothermal energy as it is more environmentally friendly
@nuschi5502 жыл бұрын
Does your country even have the possibility of using geothermal? Like do you even have underground volcanic hot springs?
@the_victorious_12 жыл бұрын
Where are you thinking of doing this? Geothermal energy is brilliant, but only for specific countries with enough geothermal activity. Iceland does it wonderfully because they have exceptionally high geothermal activity and a low population (so a low demand for energy). Somewhere like France however, has almost no geothermal activity and a very high population, so the system would collapse overnight.
@Kaiser504092 жыл бұрын
the gas explodes (fun fact if they put wind turbines in the gulf of mexico the energy could power all of louisiana and then some)
@markh.66872 жыл бұрын
@Raspian Kiado Until you factor in the endless disposal and security costs of storage sites, which must remain protected for 250 centuries whenever Plutonium is involved, since the half-life is 25,000 years.
@dagodgamer84422 жыл бұрын
As a president gaming will be a considered as a job
@X_Channel-w4l2 жыл бұрын
My genuine reaction the entire video: 😐
@Beansgaming-e Жыл бұрын
1:33 geometry dash players waiting for 2.2 be like:
@fatmangames13117 ай бұрын
9:48 404 brain dissolved. Exuse me what the duck?
@fade20082 жыл бұрын
4:22 soo... im stumped
@markh.66872 жыл бұрын
Coot (cute) avatar pup there, Fade. :)
@Huntertgun2 жыл бұрын
0:42 Those were the Glory days!!
@User-sn8bn2 жыл бұрын
Come with me to hell pal, We clicked this because of the thumbnail.
@anshaar.2 жыл бұрын
Oooh this is a good one! Pay attention politicians! If I were president... I'd give everyone super powers! 🤣 So many ways this can go south!
@markh.66872 жыл бұрын
The superpowers all cancel each other out, so nothing actually happens.
@frikimanhd40872 жыл бұрын
tf i'm suposed to do? my country is in a constitutional monarchy
@ianyoder25372 жыл бұрын
That's the downside, ether you can't become president or you need to start a revolution and name your self the new "president."
@joshua_bradford2 жыл бұрын
4:21 I'm going to guess Ranma 1/2
@_carbon782 жыл бұрын
That one about finishing an anime with no community is relatable. I finished taisho otome fairy tale and I loved it. But there was no fandom lmao
@oxdeferg59752 жыл бұрын
wow bro you got the whole squad laughing :|
@Sacc_the_bambaspis Жыл бұрын
Welp. Pants are illegal
@fly13282 жыл бұрын
i forgot to laugh because breaking bad isnt here
@boskiekluski72522 жыл бұрын
4:15 golden boy
@fjoergyn11 ай бұрын
This with the alcohol its just .. true - european
@legend_of_ozzy25252 жыл бұрын
14:26: well, I guessed that one wrong
@chesterlockett40022 жыл бұрын
6:09 Bryhilder in the darkness!!! Soo underrated
@adamlong67112 жыл бұрын
And now, we wait for the sauce.
@starninjacam77742 жыл бұрын
astolfo best boi
@christopheredwards99042 жыл бұрын
As the president of the United States, I choose to use my executive power to make the fuckin trillion-dollar coin absolutely worthless
@Sunklettuce8 ай бұрын
As president, i decree that all power must be the nucular kind.
@TheSamvichMan2 жыл бұрын
2:44 "any waifu is good waifu, even your mother is a good waifu. well except for waifus that deserved the death sentence" -true mens of culture
@markh.66872 жыл бұрын
Waifus: We're not sex objects! People of Culture: Even dressed like you are?? Waifus: Confused Waifu noises!!
@GoGicz2 жыл бұрын
9:52 i actually saw this meme and then watched the whole show and i have to say it is actually great anime ngl.
@christopheredwards99042 жыл бұрын
Rascal does not dream of Bunny-Girl Senpai is probably one of the best I watched and finished this year. Wish it wasn't only 1 season, but everything's wrapped up pretty nicely
@nordicshredder41282 жыл бұрын
1:37 idk if this actually happened edit:it is being worked on so its happening
@EXtasee.2 жыл бұрын
First thing as president would be mandatory dog walking each day
@fuegoziege52222 жыл бұрын
The sidewalks are filled with dog feces
@medexamtoolscom2 жыл бұрын
Whether you have a dog or not? Am I required to walk a dog even though I have 2 cats and no dogs?
@ryugokaneki23302 жыл бұрын
2:00 WEAK, I LIVE WITH THAT TRAUMA
@steamyname81902 жыл бұрын
Just did a small bit of research and now I want to commit die
@lordgilgamesh94342 жыл бұрын
What anime is that
@ryugokaneki23302 жыл бұрын
@@lordgilgamesh9434 A....ANI... ANIME? Dude WTF, thats a freaking Hentai, and my point, don't watch it
@mankjoe16132 жыл бұрын
We all have thicc cat girl servants
@muhammadayesham26222 жыл бұрын
Michael Bay really damaged transformers but thankfully Travis Knight showed that live action can be good if the original material is taken seriously.
@BloodmoonPictures8 ай бұрын
First new Law in Germany: Alcoholic drinks are now banned and the ownership or trade with alcohol will be sentenced with (Alc.Vol.% = Years in prison) or a fine of 1ml = 100 Euro fee.
@ordinary_fanguy1772 Жыл бұрын
Everyone has equal rights!
@clocloking22432 жыл бұрын
I am the president of France… and i will change the regulation and the conditions for a stranger to cross my border to make it more safe for France’s inhabitants
@Bogdan_VaderАй бұрын
You're now cancelled by every eu member and can't trade with them
@clocloking2243Ай бұрын
@@Bogdan_Vader time to resurrect Napoleon then
@Bogdan_VaderАй бұрын
@@clocloking2243 based
@ducontra666999 Жыл бұрын
as the new president i now make any form of marxism illegal.
@zachyatt21252 жыл бұрын
btw that the test isnt hard the seen was from SAO,MONSTER MUSEUM AND IM SURE JOJO
@hamsammichman13892 жыл бұрын
4:31 IS THIS A SHREK REFFERENCE???
@nuschi5502 жыл бұрын
I will first question how I managed to become the president of germany. Then I will realize that I can actually change whatever I want. Then I'll change it to a dictatorship, but actually treat the citizens well, as well as keep my promises.
@ombaaa2 жыл бұрын
a dictatorship without an actual dictator
@smu482 жыл бұрын
Can you like put me in a high position, please?
@anshaar.2 жыл бұрын
@@smu48 yep... That's gonna go badly.
@masonator40322 жыл бұрын
You die and the next guy in line has the funniest mustache and an actual sense of humor
@marlonarancibia32472 жыл бұрын
Once you consolidate power into a dictatorship, you are unable to be just ruler after a few years and become a disconnected and tyrannical ruler purely seeking more profits for yourself.
@randomanimestuff90312 жыл бұрын
12:19 you guys are getting a yearly comliment
@greaterthan-colon-three2 жыл бұрын
14:53 I will make pizza delivery the 4th emergency service
@Emogamer-tp8vo2 жыл бұрын
you have my vote you beautiful human being. truly a blessing 😢
@markh.66872 жыл бұрын
Some of those delivery drivers drive badly enough now.
@monikamorningstarshadlo4129 Жыл бұрын
4:21 Nagatoro
@ultimate_pleb2 жыл бұрын
i save the NHS from the brink
@a_qmz2 жыл бұрын
0:20 i am also confused
@melthefallen45582 жыл бұрын
Allow me to elaborate. Furry anime girl pulls an Amber Heard
@sebastiantakesanl99132 жыл бұрын
Mexican Levi Ackerman
@AFordFlex23772 жыл бұрын
2:43 I think both are best waifus.
@imoutoofthebox73722 жыл бұрын
4:19 ....... You could guess half the anime that have ever existed and be right from this, but I'm gonna assume.. maybe bleach
@frikimanhd40872 жыл бұрын
14:28 can't be luck be in the air tonight, because the I in air would be revealed or the I in tonight would be hidden
@trippieog27152 жыл бұрын
7:38 sauce? 8:36 sauce? 9:22 i am once again asking for sauce?
@nuschi5502 жыл бұрын
We have BBQ, hot chilli, soft, and the extra spicy. We also have that weird pot over there filled with ugly bastard, but we don't talk about it...
@trippieog27152 жыл бұрын
@@nuschi550 ill take the hot chilli, soft and extra spicy
@stevencardona45592 жыл бұрын
Honey Mustard
@anshaar.2 жыл бұрын
So yeah... The 3rd one is from dawn of the witch... Which is the sequel to the book of zero
@ayyamguari61342 жыл бұрын
8:36 295679
@TheOnlyHobo772 жыл бұрын
Wait, guys are supposed to get a comment yearly? Dang this is news to me.
@markh.66872 жыл бұрын
You know it, Hobo! The only comments I get from the few women I know are always platonic; no lust behind any of them, no interest in doing wild lustful things, no excitement because I'm so amazing interesting to them. Not even an actual Tsundere beating me up because she's so interested in me. Sigh.
@Ibi_ms Жыл бұрын
memellion is a real hero to drop the sauce at 8:20
@vuldimier86192 жыл бұрын
4:22 that’s bleach I believe
@cursedbusta37742 жыл бұрын
Destroy all corruption and make everyone at least aware of what happen in our history. Yes. I live in the Philippines.
@punisher36072 жыл бұрын
sounds like what America needs tbh
@theracoonkingexe2 жыл бұрын
Im so evil that i watch the end of a new anime on youtube without watching the entire anime
@2ndlittlekingryan6542 жыл бұрын
Give them succubis
@ivanoiuionut29432 жыл бұрын
But they are all men
@kendhiroutharpe85992 жыл бұрын
Lack of children since succubi are infertile
@2ndlittlekingryan6542 жыл бұрын
E
@JaysonVaughn Жыл бұрын
i implement common ownership of the means of production
@alaALBI2 жыл бұрын
2:00 ci ho pensato anche io
@warkingsblood2 жыл бұрын
Every president here on after me must be a business man like Donald Trump with a military record. No war crazed maniacs #dankness
@generic_tough_guy.48302 жыл бұрын
* pop * perfect. That man knew how to run efficiently. Brandon can't stay on a bike
@warkingsblood2 жыл бұрын
@@generic_tough_guy.4830 now that is funny surprised you didn't say that ever president started a war
@deaxf18062 жыл бұрын
You can change your religion without getting prisoned CAUSE THTS WAT IT SUPPOSED TO BE
@Kiki-delivery-service2 жыл бұрын
Wassup KZbin!
@Emogamer-tp8vo2 жыл бұрын
As your new president the following is now illegal: fortnite, tik tok, mainstream music, adding morb to any sentence, morbius memes, amongus, justin bieber (he's to be deported to the pacific ocean and remain in exile with no food or water), caillou, spoilers, cocomelon, live action adaptations of anime or video games, cod warzone, the following laws are now implemented effective immediately: anime is to be watched daily and enjoyed. any slander on anime no matter how bad the show is is illegal. all anime shows must have at least 2 seasons even panty and stocking. waifus are to become real and there is to be no fighting over waifus. censorship is completely illegal. everyone is to be distributed free permanent and required subscriptions to watch anime (pirating is also welcome). food deliveries are now an emergency service which is completely free punishment for breaking these laws will result in life in prison without any chance of being released, public humiliation, or the death penalty depending on the severity
@markh.66872 жыл бұрын
Death penalty?? You M*ron!! You're supposed to send us to Horny Jail!! And don't forget to send my hot female Tsundere Tomboy FBI Agent to arrest me, rough me up, lecture me, and hug me for hours whispering "my sweet baka!". I mean, do I have to run the country for you??!!
@MemeStreetMemes2 жыл бұрын
Hey some memes to watc- UWUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
@zikalazic56672 жыл бұрын
12:09 where yuno and yukki
@idlechoco8 ай бұрын
12:05 would there count Happy Sugar Life?
@Cl-20482 жыл бұрын
Delete income tax
@Wolfheart-52622 жыл бұрын
12:01 forgot Attack on Titan
@justanaverageropesnake97722 жыл бұрын
0:18 Is this an actual manga?
@Drugs_Potato2 жыл бұрын
no someone edited the dog in
@justanaverageropesnake97722 жыл бұрын
@@Drugs_Potato Okay thanks!
@a_qmz2 жыл бұрын
@@Drugs_Potato that’s good
@Drugs_Potato2 жыл бұрын
@@a_qmz what is good ? the weed or the cocaine
@Floriaka3 ай бұрын
drinking and smoking age becomes 18 not 21. because if you are considered old enough to hold a gun on foriegn soil and fight for your country with your life on the line, then you are old enough to drink and smoke
@artemsgameschannel7272 жыл бұрын
9:00 When I watched Serial Experiments Lain and realises this anime also don't have fandom. Does fans of this anime exist?
@akikoivunoksa6352 жыл бұрын
Yes we do! But there's definitely too few of us
@akiro96359 ай бұрын
Quientuplets season 3 Fuutarou for no reason (I have 4 twin brothers now)