Tik Tok's Alpha Male WILL Fight You

[@LucarioDXAuraStorm]

Her baby voice gives me syphilis :(

[@AnnamarieForcino]

omg i-

[@goneforgood7034]

Gives me fucking hearing aids and aids in itself

[@georgialeitch8444]

And fetishising over a baby voice is pedophelia ;-;

[@andersthecrow6588]

My eyes and ears bleed when i watch them oh and my brain is a rotting pile of apples just thinking about them

[@megumiseyelashes6706]

@@georgialeitch8444 let's be real here, not even a pedophile would be able to stand that voice

[@KaijuBilly]

This is either performance art in its highest and most disciplined form or a sign of the end times

[@AnnamarieForcino]

i’m putting my money on the latter

[@KaijuBilly]

@@AnnamarieForcino im trynna be OPTIMISTIC lmao

[@kaylons]

If _this_ is performance art, bravo

[@jimbo-fk4dq]

The correct answer: Yes.

[@jellygremlin583yearsago5]

Probably both XD

[@shirlatte]

This guy punches like an episode character

[@hannahmccabe7527]

LMAO

[@iaminconstantpain9524]

Oh God

[@annisadesir9876]

💀💀💀

[@whutcat682]

Is not like they have any other animation.Poor episode characters:(

[@nattyism]

THIS IS AN EPISODE STORY 😭😭

[@iisb3llaa]

how much do you wanna bet that he hasn't been in a fight EVER

[@user-td3ke9st9m]

$20 because i dont have that much money but im willing to bet everything i have

[@nahreentajree2806]

my first born child

[@justacatperson1601]

All my money

[@cr1spy.s0cks92]

If he has been, he prolly snapped like a twig.

[@efiedler9139]

I think has been in a fight where he got his butt kicked

[@achooe]

plot twist the girl is actually the alpha

[@artemisfowldragon]

Power play dynamic, he just gets pegged on the daily

[@artemisfowldragon]

human rat right???

[@pureink_]

What's "pegs"?

[@randomuser3441]

@@pureink_ a female strapping a dude in the behind with a strap on.

[@TakashiDemonServant]

They said they’re step siblings

[@Sipsipsippinonlambtears]

Diana seems like the type to often say "cutesy wutesy" or "wittle" and I wanna cry about it

[@Sipsipsippinonlambtears]

There's nothing wrong with saying wittle or cutesy wutesy in most context, but I'm just imagining her saying it in her baby voice and I hate it

[@hannahmccabe7527]

WITLLE BICKLE 👹👹👹👹

[@imrightyourewrongshutup1096]

@@hannahmccabe7527 LMAO

[@m.e3491]

I feel like he would be that one kid who's only insult was "gay"

[@sumi579]

I would like to ask every 12 year old boy why "gay" is an insult

[@ooferdanoob6013]

@@sumi579 same, I was called gay once

[@sumi579]

@@ooferdanoob6013 I believe that gay is in no way possible an insult. I have been called gay more than once as well, and I take it as a complement. I do not see a reason for it to be used against someone, especially as I have friends that are part of the LGBTQ+ community (Sorry for the rant btw :/)

[@nsnnsnsj7205]

@@ooferdanoob6013 you have been blessed 💫💫💫💫💫

[@jeremywith_pants]

A bunch of guys in my class call me that and I always just respond with "Yes" or "who's calling me?"

[@vintxqe9760]

you guys are talking about diana's “baby voice“, but i'm just wondering how mentally scarred that phone's fbi agent is.

[@roy_shmeen5966]

F in the chat for my guy 😔🤚🏻

[@sadsadtearsofaclown859]

F.

[@Blackcat-kh5cc]

F.

[@kookiecream7259]

F.

[@tvgirl6717]

F.

[@dannie4936]

that "baby" voice activated my fight or flight

[@Dragoness-si2xr]

Mine too..

[@kaitlynnoble1337]

when he's filled with toxic masculinity AND he's homophobic AND he's your stepbro🥵🥵

[@AnnamarieForcino]

cOuPlE gOaLz !!!!! 🤧🥵

[@achooe]

get me a man like that 😩😩😩 /s

[@amzar5896]

Bro this ain’t one of ours bruh you guys can keep him 4real . If he was doing this in the uk he would probably be either : a. Stabbed b. Bullied c. Jumped in the street.

[@kaitlynnoble1337]

@@amzar5896 we don't want him either

[@Fengsuave_]

AMZAR 58 buddy we don’t want him either, the aliens will take him

[@soulthesassyassassin3616]

Not to be rude or anything, but this Dude really calling himself an “alpha” when he can only land himself into a relationship with his *step sister* 🤧

[@chenmae9747]

LMAOO THE SHADE-

[@mac_n_ch33s]

LOLL

[@socksthemagicalfrog3043]

oH ShiT

[@moonrya]

Like holy shit, imagine being so ugly you have to date your *step sister*

[@rekki596]

Yupppp

[@raine_rainegoaway]

Plot twist: He wasn't punching the air, he's just secretly an airbender

[@Horangiverse]

This changes everything

[@burningpileofshakespearean]

@@Horangiverse Like how everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked.

[@bookishlyhaileybrooke]

Omg if this is what a relationship is like I’d rather be single

[@sterylmeep3388]

The pure alphaness turned me straight

[@AnnamarieForcino]

you’re telling me u DON’T want your own Alpha Male??

[@bookishlyhaileybrooke]

Annamarie Forcino I’d rather date one of the Girl Defined husbands lol

[@Rose-tj5ko]

Sameeee

[@strryxyz]

@@AnnamarieForcino i’ll stay Omni with a strong hatred for men thank you😔

[@baizhuwaitingroom7057]

before watching this I was bisexual, now I'm nopesexual

[@toca..boca..familyy7597]

Haha same

[@Dr4gon_k1tties]

Haha same

[@Hara-Jz]

Something even better! *dying alone*

[@egg-qj4xi]

byesexual

[@Dr4gon_k1tties]

@@egg-qj4xi HAHSFAHA

[@suella7505]

Her normal voice is alright but when she does the baby voice, I need to throw away my headphones and breathe in deeply more than 10 times. It's a battle, man. 😂😭

[@POThead42O]

When she does the baby voice she sounds like any anime girl ever.

[@Picking.a.name.is.hard1]

It's the second hand embarrassment for me, like I have to get up and walk around the house for a bit.

[@ColorWheel87]

Only ten??

[@mikethegoo]

I mean... There's a time and a place for the baby voice... This is not the time, nor the place. Especially with the face she pulls with it, but that's honestly something that's okay if they're both into it... But again, not on the internet

[@koii319]

@@POThead42Othats an insult to anime girls

[@syriaramenchinese9593]

This is the alpha male y/n falls for in every Wattpad story.

[@cr1tixism]

*Ugly laughing at Y/N*

[@hayoonpark7454]

LMAOO FR

[@hayoonpark7454]

@@cr1tixism 😭 Me, I’m the ugly.

[@evas.2587]

Anger issues/fighting an invisible enemy? Sounds about right

[@alexasmith7118]

Yeah. I hate when people do a female or boy Y/N x some boy or girl. It doesn't have to be a love story. My Y/N is just a genderless vitiligo person.

[@iburntmyovereasy]

_not wearing a dress because your "to masculine" is the single most immasculine thing you could do._

[@Melonhii]

The most masculine men wear the sluttiest dresses

[@kimuires]

Men who rock a dress proudly are the manliest men lmao

[@grsimpson3957]

@@Melonhii Remember, the Roman's believed only barbarian men wore trousers.

[@melissachristodoulou9476]

How I met your mother proves it 💅

[@onyx4152]

What exactly is masculinity in your eyes?

[@drskellybones8049]

he calls himself strong but i have yet to see him do any ballet moves

[@ninar9664]

He would probably think that’s too ‘feminine’ although ballerinas don’t have to be girls and are super strong

[@lilperidot8783]

People who can do ballet are unironically so attractive, I will die for them

[@eilir_adron]

@@lilperidot8783 ugh same

[@kaitlynnoble1337]

no one: the alpha when the air touches his girl:🤬🤬

[@kaylons]

30,000 punches per second to the air

[@corcor2366]

Air: touches his girl Him: I’m sped 🤬🤬

[@raviolithief4009]

Girl: breathes Guy: YOU BEEN CHEATING ON ME WITH THAT? HES SOFT YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT! Guy: beats her up

[@xshlol522]

"alpha"

[@kaylons]

@who in the heck put the muffins in the freeza ded

[@kendyl1988]

He's the type "man" who wouldn't let his girlfriend wear lipstick when they kiss because it would ruin his "reputation"

[@no_opinion1065]

Wtf who does that?

[@kendyl1988]

@@no_opinion1065 My stepdad

[@no_opinion1065]

@@kendyl1988 Bruh whot

[@astra5091]

@@kendyl1988 💀💀💀 that man-

[@DiamantisHell]

@@kendyl1988 you killed me

[@shyleee]

You all are worried about what’s wrong with Diana’s voice but y’all.... I’m worried about there mother’s. How would you feel if you made....THIS.

[@elmegagraciaelisabethsiman6381]

Not to mention their parents are the same (they're step-siblings), so yeah, the mother has to endure two sources of headache.

[@r.j.penfold]

Late term abortion?

[@shyleee]

@@r.j.penfold WTF LMFAOOOOO

[@quantasea8509]

I dunno, guys, her “baby” voice made me reach for the closest weapon involuntarily

[@tjain3721]

It triggered my fight or flight response

[@Sipsipsippinonlambtears]

Have a spare weapon I can borrow?

[@wepti8753]

@@Sipsipsippinonlambtears Yeah you can pick. I’ll list your options. 30mm GAU Avenger cannon (The gun on the A-10 warthog) A katana, nice and original Glock 18 small but efficient AR-15 useful in mid range combat, good for killing tiktokers like this baby voice girl. 20mm explosive machinegun, typically used on tanks but can be used to take out tiktokers And the final weapon, my personal favorite, the emoji movie. Show them the emoji movie and the tendency to die will be too high for them. Now in order for you to survive I have some special glasses to wear. Take your pick and enjoy your weapon!

[@vinylcreeks]

@@wepti8753 i also want a weapon after hearing the voice Can i take the katana?

[@wepti8753]

@@vinylcreeks Katana? Coming right up!

[@punkgutz8043]

Her baby voice *HURTS* me physically. I can’t. I really *REALLY* can’t listen to it. I feel like I die a little inside every time.

[@suella7505]

I drown in land every time I hear it 😂😭

[@Space.Coffee]

Nails on a chalkboard

[@KristinaVukovic1]

@@Space.Coffee i like the sound of that 😭 🤚

[@mewow3556]

My ears bleed but in reality it’s just my brain melting and spilling out of my ears every time I hear her baby voice

[@suhaneegupta814]

i feel you

[@jimmypageissatanandistan9417]

Hearing her baby voice is harder for me than my schizophrenic psychosis and I think that says a lot

[@mathosplays]

“IS THIS GUY AFRAID OF THE ALPHA” *silence * sir, this is mc donalds

[@dontmindme2267]

Do you want your soba or not sir

[@mathosplays]

@@dontmindme2267 I’ll take two

[@violetleiva6319]

SHOTO?

[@sheilarikas]

Shoto?👁👄👁

[@Euanguyen]

HAHAHHAA I CAN HEAR TODOROKI SAYING THISSS😭💀

[@arreytataw7758]

This my man really out here punching air and still losing 📉😒

[@Ash-py2lu]

~airbending~

[@gottzd.3774]

Your comment made my day lol

[@its_rose531]

*Imaginary Airbending intensifies*

[@astra5091]

The Man watching too much avatar the last air bender

[@akua1610]

The way he punches is actually horrific tho

[@eternalderp822]

Men wonder why lesbians are lesbians when we got this man looking like the personification of a twilight fanfic

[@eman3560]

💀😭✋

[@mxedSaladGreens]

this mans masculinity so fragile he would just evaporate if he was a foot away from anything resembling the color pink if it wasn't on his stepsister

[@joycekelly5935]

Ikr it's like just a drop a single drop of pink paint gets on his clothes and this man will do a 6 year old little girl scream

[@wafflesthearttoad6916]

Wait until he finds out that organs are pink.

[@swirlingstars_3339]

That must be why he's always wearing sunglasses. He has to block his vision of anything pink so he doesn't just evaporate on the spot

[@nattyism]

BAHAHAHAHA NOT EVAPORATE

[@chainlocker305]

Honestly though, I swear that every "alpha male" that advertises themselves as such is just immensely salty about the fact that they don't have the big dick energy that they so desperately want hsjxbsjxbdjf 😂😂

[@gretaspoletini4025]

She is born to be an actress. I mean imagine looking at him being like "uh baby you look so sexy"

[@virginiavallek1654]

The acting is SHIT! ON both parts...

[@averagegranolagirl]

She lowkey deserves an Oscar for being able to look him in the eye and say that with a straight face

[@astra5091]

@@averagegranolagirl IFKRRR LIKE I COULD NEVER

[@joycekelly5935]

@@averagegranolagirl Bruh how would she get an award she'd start talking like a baby and the award itself will slap her and leave

[@nix2747]

Just give her the oscar now

[@jojoyseli]

He can't even hold up his arms in the correct position when he's "fighting" If he would actually fight someone holding his arms like this he would probably break his wrists

[@Cashopeia]

I can't really tell if this "alpha male" is a satire or he's a just poor soul who believes he is an actual alpha male. As for the baby talk part, damn. If she is intentionally cringing everyone, then she's doing a great job. Another question: how old are these two?

[@AnnamarieForcino]

too old to be acting like this ❤️

[@toomanyopinions8353]

Early twenties I believe

[@eastereggggg]

@@toomanyopinions8353 ew

[@croissant2882]

They're also step siblings

[@mariaraderer9699]

@@croissant2882 wait.... what

[@that_guy_m4rk]

When you said they were step siblings, I started hearing sirens outside my house.

[@superzer0600]

This hurt to watch. Physically hurt me, like I'm going to take a bath now to recover.

[@AnnamarieForcino]

we will get thru this together 😔😔

[@vampiredrive]

im in physical pain this is so bad omg

[@alexrose1279]

I'm taking a self care day, like a full on hour soak, lotion, some tea and biscuits, I deserve it for getting through these tiktoks

[@iamthe7nationarmy788]

he legit seems like he finna abuse her everytime he mad

[@Dr4gon_k1tties]

Ikr, btw hi eri

[@enigmat05]

He bout to give her a headlock and then a suplex

[@excusemethisisjinhitentert9053]

and that woman thinks its hot

[@user-it4cl9hf6u]

no he'd punch the air

[@sanschmidt5457]

Absolutely what I was thinking! A person like this CANNOT have healthy coping mechanisms, right? Right?!

[@journeyyrich]

he has definitely never thrown a punch 💀

[@unknowntvchannel6013]

I’m so sorry for their parents... just imagine this being your kid...

[@mslizzieforbes]

Their singular pair of parents

[@its_rose531]

@@mslizzieforbes 💀👍

[@degenerat9329]

@@mslizzieforbes JAIL ✋💀

[@beebeebubbles7953]

Yay free maids

[@beebeebubbles7953]

@@mslizzieforbes NEW EXCLUSIVE PARENTS!! GOLD BLACK PINK WHITE GREEN BLUE YELLOW GREY BROWN MAROON DIAMOND WATER COLOURS! LIMITED EDITION, *(EACH SOLD INDIVIDUALLY)*

[@royalbace8609]

He’s beat up the air one too many times, it’s turning into abuse now 😤 I wanna box him for the air’s honor

[@AnnamarieForcino]

now THAT i would love to see!

[@lumiathefox]

#StopAirAbuse

[@iris8559]

#StopAirAbuse

[@abigail5728]

#StopAirAbuse

[@ohgod8136]

#StopAirAbuse

[@thecowartcrew4753]

I expected cringe but like.. I think I need a therapist now, I’m scared. Help 😭

[@suella7505]

It's called ✨ a nightmare ✨

[@chayden153]

Same

[@kaitlynnoble1337]

the fact that there are people out there who are unironically watching their content terrifies me

[@AnnamarieForcino]

i do not trust those people

[@kaitlynnoble1337]

@@AnnamarieForcino me neither. hope I never cross paths with any of them.

[@danielponcianodiaz176]

I’m pretty sure the dude is trolling

[@kaitlynnoble1337]

@@danielponcianodiaz176 it's way too hard to tell these days

[@Klynch111]

The future is fucked. Stop the world I wanna get off.

[@simsim8089]

This has to be a kink thing, there is no way they act like that normally

[@crybaby-zo9fw]

their step siblings no words. and yeah i hope so

[@radiotelevision2371]

@@crybaby-zo9fw FR!! Yeah, No words 😭

[@nothing-jl2dz]

Seems like a clout thing but then again, many people are just mentally ill.

[@moon_wei]

I DEFINITELY DON'T ACT LIKE THAT WTH 😭😭😭

[@MEOWMIX3DS]

its always gotta be a kink

[@jadebeatles9485]

3:31 He's the kid who took playing the wolf pack game at recess too seriously

[@youknowmyswagnotmystory9319]

WHEN HE TRIES TO DEEPEN HIS VOICE AND GROWL I- AKSJSJDJJSJSKDDISSJSJ 💀💀

[@softstrawberrymochi610]

I dont know the Drama between beauty gurus today He literally went *rRrRrrr* 😂😂😂😂

[@youknowmyswagnotmystory9319]

@@softstrawberrymochi610 *This guys SAWFT* 😈😈😈😈💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@arx0nn.553]

HE SAID GRR BARK BARK HUFF WOOF SNARL SNARL HISS HISS NSJSKSK

[@youknowmyswagnotmystory9319]

@@arx0nn.553 if i answered a phone call and this was the sound coming out i will cry

[@poffydaisy5134]

"Men aren't men anymore" me: *adios* **slowly fades away**

[@leviathan4611]

Me who's non binary: do I die or

[@alexrose1279]

@@leviathan4611 imagine how confused I am as a genderfluid ✨person✨

[@coal1818]

"Men arent men anymore" youre right theyre all catboys now

[@poffydaisy5134]

@@coal1818 oh mY GOD

[@gaybutnotthatgay]

@@coal1818 woah, thats literally paradise-

[@RamonaGelosi]

I know kink shaming is wrong but the mix of the alpha thing and the baby voice, i feel so uncomfortable and dirty (in a bad way) that I feel like i need to take a shower.

[@izzyd1602]

If I asked this man to hold my purse he would shatter.

[@ludameri1384]

Literally

[@nope748]

This comment is so funny lmao

[@snowleopard3532]

uhn uhn don't trust him to hold anything

[@wholetmeonhere]

“ThE aLpHa WiLl NoT eMaScUlAtE hImSeLf By HoLdInG a PuRsE!”

[@joycekelly5935]

@@wholetmeonhere "Dude it's just a purse, like are you saying you aren't strong enough to hold one?"

[@peracaju4546]

The 911 bit was actually a cry for help

[@poosaymasta1054]

ya something inst right in this “realationship”

[@jelly8642]

Pretty sure it was, especially how he acted at the end of the first one.. Also let's not ignore how he snatches the phone away in the prank call one..

[@Sillybat-x2r]

@@poosaymasta1054 ikr

[@chenmae9747]

@@poosaymasta1054 It’s the fact that there step siblings.

[@ninar9664]

So long @@poosaymasta1054 (sorry I had to make the joke)

[@pchiare]

"Please just be performance art." is the mantra i cry myself to sleep with every night

[@ereriphobicye7707]

I swear if she ain't gon' stop that baby voice i'm putting her up for adoption.

[@mementomori2809]

off topic but i love ur pfp 🥺

[@ereriphobicye7707]

@@mementomori2809 Omg i love your Midari pfp!!

[@ereriphobicye7707]

@QuartzPeach good idea,also i love your kokichi pfp (^-^)

[@lesbianist]

aight, i'll put her in a garbage can until she rots.

[@milkeyway7105]

Who even gonna adopt her? Another alpha male?

[@kinedj699]

Every time she does that “baby voice” or he growls I lose 7 years of my life.

[@suella7505]

We finna die tomorrow 😂

[@seyiselaton]

That's one way to escape this hell

[@jiminslostjams5709]

@@suella7505 😭😭

[@kianas9288]

you’re hanging on by a thread at this point. one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel

[@no_opinion1065]

Cringe meter is off the charts today

[@vienowo]

news announcement, i'm no longer bi. *i'm strictly a lesbian now.*

[@smeni9495]

I (bi amab non bin) am becoming heterosexual as we speak

[@Danielle-ne4ix]

Aren't they step siblings who date and live in a hotel?

[@AnnamarieForcino]

yeah ❤️

[@Cashopeia]

Uggghhhhhh😣😣😣😣

[@Sofiaode18]

Disgustang

[@Rose-tj5ko]

I'm disgust 😷

[@redacted5078]

✨thats just a new layer of wtf ✨

[@raydamenace3828]

This is a gacha cringe couple in real life. There is no hope left.

[@mewow3556]

Or a wattpad bad boy fanfiction

[@raydamenace3828]

@@mewow3556 yes

[@mewow3556]

@@raydamenace3828 but like a x reader done by fifth grader

[@raydamenace3828]

@@mewow3556 That is not a good combination

[@nohintshere]

@@mewow3556 it probably says "orbs" as a replacement for eyes somewhere in the story

[@booperdooper9762]

How they got in a relationship was prolly a "step bro what are you doing?"

[@diemaus69]

"The alpha" as some people call it, is probably one of the most cringiest, wierdest, "wannabe, Gross, men on tiktok ive ever seen.

[@lance2783]

QuartzPeach not related to the comment at all, BUT I LOVE YOUR KOKICHI PFP🧍

[@jocelyn4265]

Honestly calling yourself an alpha makes you look so fucking weak and insecure lmao People that are truly confident don't need to crow about how cool they are every five minutes

[@hayoonpark7454]

Yeah, like calling wolfs that is fine but humans..

[@sugarspiceandsoggyrice9978]

the fact that the first video was tagged "#alphabama" im going to pass away

[@sleepyrose69]

a l p h a b a m a

[@weirdettepoop2697]

Omfg-

[@thegayonelolbye1599]

When I found out they were step siblings one clip flashed through my head....................................... SwEeT hOMe AlaBaMA

[@milkmanmcgee6683]

He’s out being “the alpha” with the name jordie,flippin jordie

[@Strawberry-kq4bp]

So much testosterone I don't need to pay $200 for it anymore.

[@ada.3880]

I'm deeadddhdhwu

[@cutedumbash]

Kjjaisjdjhfjdkieoeur nxksksj I can't-

[@ginadrawzsumstuf9347]

AHAHA I GET IT

[@med1.0cre]

LOL OMG (also i'm your 69th like lol)

[@AzraelMelchior]

LMAO

[@cherrybubble7084]

He’s that one kid who would role play as a wolf under the slide

[@mewow3556]

He would get mad and quit the game when another guy tried to fight him to be alpha

[@unsubscribedanimation]

He's not cool enough to play wolves

[@ZijnShayatanica]

I would NOT have invited him to play werewolf or vampire games w/ me at the playground. 😫

[@liria75]

on all levels except physical i am a wolf

[@emnic1]

😂😂😂

[@Nerobyrne]

Whenever someone talks about themselves as an "alpha male", I ask them if they're on team Edward or team Jakob. Because that's the level of discourse that we're at, apparently. The only place where "Alpha Male" makes any sense for humans is in teenage werewolf fiction. (Yes, I know that at least one of the dudes mentioned above was a vampire, just 🐻with me here)

[@picklepickle-s3t]

This is so old but i really wanna say "im glad the omegaverse lives on"also works on alpha bros

[@syndelmartinez2093]

i found out the wolfs don’t have “alpha males” or anything like that sooo 👁👄👁

[@HunterLvyiXIII]

They don't, the person who published the study deeply regrets it and has been fighting the misconceptions it created ever since

[@stxrglare4081]

Lmao the “alpha male” dudes compare themselves to wolves when we’re literally monkeys.. lmao is there a “king ape”

[@HunterLvyiXIII]

@@stxrglare4081 "king ape" man that sent me 🤣

[@loawillie-harry1094]

Please don’t remind me my wattpad memory is ruined

[@blackrosejinx5563]

It’s quite the opposite actually, the females are considered the “alphas”

[@usernotfound8774]

"There step-siblings" WHEN I TELL YOU A SAT UP-

[@chenmae9747]

SAME LIKE- 👀

[@pissonmytoast]

Chile- 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

[@hanokokun9246]

THERE ARE MANY FISH FROM THE SEA THAT ARE NOT IN YOUR FAMILY TREE

[@calviniyer9799]

The banjo at 12:55 got me laughing SO HARD. My parents came in to check if I was alright.

[@pitycircle4599]

the hair, nose piercing and flannel radiates big kurtis conner energy tbh

[@Dr4gon_k1tties]

YeS

[@gwjw828]

Yep

[@lilithic6337]

so true even the way she talks reminds of him

[@kiiraweiiss3097]

Omg yes i also Thought that 🤣🤣

[@jfuller1722]

Dude i literally just made a "Petition for Annamarie and Kurtis Conner to make a colab video" comment, scrolled down and saw this. Im dying 😂

[@ch34pwoowoo7]

his grunt sounds like a motorcycle starting it's engine

[@caylenunderwood5715]

My sister and I died reading this

[@suella7505]

It sounds like that huge loud fart, mah d00d

[@wilson547]

Rawr~ lol

[@zerere_]

Жигуль заводится

[@armasandoval52]

He sounds like a racecar drifting 😂😂😂

[@05БелославаВълева]

they took my second hand embarassment to a whole new level

[@badbar01]

hey i like your pfp! what anime is that?

[@martinemoise8485]

@@badbar01 SAIKI K

[@anonymousarthands5818]

If she was my girlfriend I'd leave as soon as that baby voice left her mouth. Tbh

[@jessicamarques4369]

@Lim gonna be a star Sappho didn't wrote amazing poetry for this bulshit😂

[@fredly5795]

Congrats to this couple, they are actually representing everything I hate in men and everything I hate in women

[@misakiotaku_]

Equal representation amirite 🥴

[@daddychill6473]

everything i hate in ✨h u m a n i t y✨

[@soifinallyhaveanaccountnow]

✨E q u a l r i g h t s✨

[@Fmm_ftle]

so youre saying theyre soulmates

[@soifinallyhaveanaccountnow]

@@Fmm_ftle yes-

[@abernathyisliterate7768]

Fun update: their entire channel is gone and she isn’t addressing any questions about him on her new one. We have been FREED FROM THIS SINFUL BOND

[@muffuletta]

we thank you greatly from almost 2024 🙏

[@wendeviant2475]

Anyone that calls themselves and Alpha misunderstands everything about Pack dynamics. Alphas (male or female) protect instead of instigating fights. They feed the pups first; sheer numbers in the pack sustain protection. The only thing he gets right is that packs are family units. And they sure kept it in the family...

[@championlaura4044]

Apparently he didn't realise the parents or "alphas" in a pack generally aren't related

[@RandomUser36536]

Wolves don't even have alphas lol. The wolf leading the pack is the mother. Monkeys are the ones with aplhas-

[@ludameri1384]

So these "alpha males" are just the polar opposite of an actual alpha in a wolf pack?

[@user-it4cl9hf6u]

@@ludameri1384 no theyre just the guys who tried to be the cool guy after highschool

[@MEl-mr3wp]

Alpha wolves are not ever even real. The guy who coined the term ended up realizing his theory was wrong. He was only studying captive wolves, and when he observed savage wolves, he realized they weren't acting like that. Now he's pissed at the dudebros who are using these terms to describe themselves

[@islaa9496]

When that man sprang off the bed and grunted I lost it

[@tasfiazahin7572]

The way he got out of the bed with a hunched back and tensed arms like an overcompensating human crab of self-esteem issues while making the fart meme sound I cAn'T-

[@alexandria8788]

why is nobody talking about how she is his LITERAL STEP-SISTER

[@heyhuman4609]

ok wHAT NOW

[@malomitreba]

Ur lying pls tell me you're lying

[@saritab28]

@@malomitreba not a lie, not at all, they're step-siblings

[@seyiselaton]

Yup their step siblings that's what makes it worse

[@inconspicuoushoodie4504]

i saw one comment saying this then one more then this so yeah this confirms it

[@lisa-marie9099]

Oh my goodness.. 11:00 can you stop yelling sex I'm in the living room of my conservative house😂😂😂

[@Katia.t.t]

I am a 14 year old girl who looks almost dead but I bet I could beat "tHe aLpHa" in a fight 😹

[@atua6323]

same

[@sadsadtearsofaclown859]

Same.

[@bbycheetahgirl]

Right 💀

[@puchipuchi808]

Tbh anybody could

[@angelinadossantos2393]

he is the most underwhelming male I have ever witnessed in my entire life nothing about him screams dominant or hot at all LMAO pack it up kyle🙄

[@Nisha-tt6ro]

Ikr 💀also; she is like a 10 while he is a solid 2? 😃🤌🏼

[@jiminslostjams5709]

@@Nisha-tt6ro fr😭🤣🤣

[@m.salmanalbaehaqi8929]

Hei teume👀👀👀

[@footpicsfor50dollars35]

@@Nisha-tt6ro You think that baby talking girl is a 10?💀

[@Nisha-tt6ro]

@@footpicsfor50dollars35 yes I think she is very pretty.

[@midnightskies19]

I think Diana needs help, with her showing us that she is calling 911.

[@angelmirchev8433]

This kid cannot throw a punch to save his life. I'm getting second hand embarrassment watching him 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[@BattlerOfEarth]

Same I mean the foot work, rotation, and everything is off

[@animeidiots427]

Fun drinking game: take a shot every time you cringed or wished to pour bleach into your eyes throughout this video.

[@vampiredrive]

i would die✨

[@cr1tixism]

I would be blind and have a dead liver then proceed to ✨ *d i e* ✨

[@Quanice815]

I would cease to exist

[@lesbianist]

ceasing to exist would be great than looking at this

[@reginasereda2348]

@@vampiredrive same

[@stier7587]

10:25 IM CRYING I DIDNT EXPECT THAT

[@miyo-miyo7295]

His alpha mode and her baby voice makes me ashamed in humanity

[@randompersonontheinternet5183]

Hey is your profile picture of Kōshi Sugawara from Haikyuu??

[@miyo-miyo7295]

@@randompersonontheinternet5183 mhm

[@randompersonontheinternet5183]

@@miyo-miyo7295 I love the profile picture and I’m sorry if I am bothering you or upsetting you.

[@miyo-miyo7295]

@@randompersonontheinternet5183 It's fine! You can find it on Pinterest btw

[@blackrosejinx5563]

Fun fact: in nature, the *female* is actually the alpha. Also, can we talk about how their niche is basically Omegaverse gone *_horribly_* wrong.

[@izabellagiroux2850]

Has omegaverse ever gone right?

[@strawberryjam6235]

@@izabellagiroux2850 yeah it can

[@AamuAurora]

There are no alphas in "nature". We're not incarcerated wolfs.

[@alicjaobuchowicz]

In nature there’s no alpha. For example wolves that are leading are just parents of the others

[@Picking.a.name.is.hard1]

You could say it's...EWmegaverse

[@uhu7813]

On the first tiktok, when he gets up from the bed, it sounds exactly like the diarrhea.mp3 without the reverb. And I don't know why, but I find it pretty telling.

[@ren_mid]

i feel like when he was in elementary he was chosen by the wolf clan to be the alpha because he’s ‘strong’ and they had to fight the cat clan and it just stuck with him forever

[@shaney215]

“WHO IS THIS!” *starts choking* Me: mood.

[@remytherat5088]

The fact that I call myself the alpha male (I’m non-binary) and have made a cult out of this

[@johnwalker1058]

To his credit, he may have been trying to defend his gf from coronavirus in the air he was punching. How chivalrous of him!

[@kyburz2008]

chivalry isn’t dead!

[@weirdettepoop2697]

True! Theres a reason why neither of them were wearing masks!

[@eveh9003]

They must be trolls. I can’t find any other explanation

[@santanopezapologist]

Trolls or 😃🔫 need help

[@Raebeing]

@@santanopezapologist both.

[@peanutmnms5033]

LMAOOOOO

[@Em-ghost26]

Some of his facial expressions look like ones you would see on a kid who yells slurs at you when you ask them to turn the volume down on their iPad

[@32.simonebagaria62]

Ladies and gentlemen, the toxic masculinity in this room is astronomical.😂

[@crybaby-zo9fw]

their is WAYYYY too much in here.

[@comicallylargedoor6288]

2:29 HE ROSE FROM THAT BED LIKE JESUS ARISING FROM HIS ETERNAL SLUMBER

[@mystical_tailz6330]

BYE 😭🤚

[@yvonne-l6y]

HAHAHA-

[@sadsadtearsofaclown859]

NOT ETERNAL SLUMBER 😭✋

[@kybo_creates8325]

IM ORBITING

[@yvonne-l6y]

@@kybo_creates8325 HAHAHAHA- I’M DISINTEGRATING.

[@kenmashair6301]

Fact : They are *Step-Siblings* Yup... THEY ARE SIBLINGS THAT GREW TOGETHER LIKE DUDE- *HE IS STILL YOUR STEP-SIBLING AND THEY ARE DATING* *S T E P-S I S T E R* AND *S T E P-B R O T H E R*

[@Spyxfamily234]

That's disgusting to me...

[@johammzzz6151]

Alabama

[@chayden153]

Yee haw

[@Saltairandpalemoonlight]

It’s such an amazing day to be a ✨🧚🏼‍♀️wlw🧚🏼‍♀️✨

[@kiwimoms.bfs.bff.]

Ikr

[@RatherNotSay-vl5nh]

✨✨✨✨✨

[@theEVILonionRAT]

Yep

[@isabelagaba821]

Yes✨🧚🏽‍♀️❤🌈

[@fushiumi7137]

✨ sapphic/s supremacy ✨

[@AbhishekKumar-vx9ub]

This is what happens when you grow up on a drip fed diet of 90s Bollywood movies.

[@beefa1773]

after seeing that first one i have decided that i am deleting tiktok. there's not even a chance that a video like that will come up on my fyp but i don't wan to risk it.

[@elenakendrick6279]

What in the Wattpad Alpha fanfic did I just watch 👁️👄👁️

[@WaifuMaterial.10]

They took " what are doing step bro" to a whole new level of nightmares

[@Will-st1pg]

He reminds me of that one primary school kid who thinks he’s a wolf

[@caroliner.7628]

“Is this supposed to be hot? Am I supposed to look at that and be like... I want that” Bruh this sounds like the thought process I went through to figure out that I’m asexual.

[@booperdooper9762]

Truth

[@donna_mathews]

No wonder why tiktok is getting/got banned

[@smallheinz]

thank you for the cosplayer representation! people don’t give these two the credit for carrying the cosplay community on their backs.