Announcer Larry Collmus calls the 7th at Monmouth Park

Some people pick a horse based on their name. Wait until you hear this race call by Monmouth Park track announcer Larry Collmus on Sunday, August 22, 2010 when the #3 horse Mywifenosevrything battles with the #7 Thewifedoesntknow

[@MostlyBrenda]

Future Horse Names: "Honey, I'm working late tonight" "That's not my credit card charge." "Sleeping on the sofa"

[@Azzawakhe]

"They´re one-two... Of course they are..."

[@lovedbysweetie]

Give that announcer an Award!

[@tiger1chu]

"I'm getting a divorce" should of came third.

[@vonnie1213]

this was absolutely HYSTERICAL!! I LOVED IT!!! Gotta give credit to the people that named these horses too!! NICE CHOICES!! LMAO!!

[@TheKimmieKoo]

"Tiger Woods story in a nutshell"...too funny and so true! Love ya Monmouth Park...been comin' to the races there since I was a kid with my Aunt, much older now, yet such great memories of standing on the rails as those horse flew by!

[@Violent2aShadow]

Moral of the story: NEVER bet that The Wife Doesn't know!

[@BeachJedi101]

"My Wife knows everything! The wife doesn't know! My Wife knows everything! The wife doesn't know! My wife knows everything! MORE than the wife doesn't know!"

[@Gabrielle49]

hah that random "yeeaah" at the end

[@lolekponch]

I would love it better if the horses name were "she loves me" and "she loves me not"...classic!!!

[@twicethechamps]

Amazing that he went from this to calling two Triple Crown victories.

[@jamiedetwiler7261]

"the wife doesn't know" cheated on "my wife knows everything" with "miss tallahassee"

[@kenmograd2009]

Mywifenosevrything! THEWIFEDOESNTKNOW! Mywifenosevrything, more than Thewifedoesntknow!

[@silverpurkat]

I love the part where at 1:23 where he said My Wife Knows Everything and The Wife Doesn't Know are coming after Lady Mutada like the wives are going after the mistress LOL!

[@digital2500]

What's also funny is that these two horses are in the same race on Sunday at Monmouth in the eighth race. Post time is slated for 4:02 ET! It could happen again!

[@the4armedmonk]

My left ear enjoyed this.

[@Ricardo-kz6mf]

Facts

[@MrShuxin]

hats off to the commentator ... :D

[@whittakerparkin2983]

The race caller, Larry Collmus, is great. He's the one that called American Pharoah's Triple Crown.

[@mrpapagiorgio3620]

sorry Tom Durkin is 100 times better.....and Dave Johnson

[@ValleyoftheRogue]

Chic Anderson was the best of all.

[@ThePacingguy]

He must have loved calling this race.

[@MJBYouTubeNetwork]

Me: My wife knows everything. You: The wife doesn't know anything.

[@CrownMooseCostumes]

My wife knows everything! wife doesn't know! My wife knows everything! The wife doesn't know! MAKE UP YOUR MIND! lol

[@RPULTZ69]

Larry Collmus is going to call the triple crown this year on NBC

[@thawhiteazn]

I still say the best race-horse name is "Hoof Hearted"

[@jessyleppert2]

LOL thank Hoof Hearted

[@zvonacusbrle]

MY wife knows everithing my wife doesnt know !!! xD LOL

[@RaymondTracer]

This was hilarious to me back when it was upload

[@IrishDaddi]

he called that a little too much, now my wife is looking lol

[@bonesandbells]

wow, the Transcribe Audio on this video makes it even funnier. "my wife does everything" lol

[@JoseRodriguez-ib1xj]

That was the funniest announcement I ever heard I can't wait for the Kentucky Derby today.

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[@Dl52355]

my wife knows everything more than the wife doesn't know. haha

[@gadgetronica]

In the end, remember that the guy who tells his wife everything wins!

[@3rdcoastFilms]

Can you believe this? I love it!

[@Matty11209]

"My Wife knows everything and The wife doesn't know are 1-2. Of course they are."

[@legionboy1]

Funny announcer calling the two finishing horses who are named "My Wife Know Everything" and "The Wife Doesn't Know"

[@todanx]

Search for Hoof Hearted, greatest horse racing announcement of all time.

[@GerriHubbard]

OMG! This is to funny. "My wife knows everything" &"My wife doesn't know" Ha Ha Ha Ha hahahaha Great Race!

[@bransonites]

MrZocor- there were 2 horses in the race, mywifenoseverything and thewifedoesntknow, they were basically opposites of each other, saying a wife knows all, or she doesnt know at all. they ended up finishing 1-2 in the same race, which was really ironic

[@DickyTracy]

I can't understand how he manage to not comment on this!

[@nickstr09]

i died at that guy at the end, yeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@ABandOfNinjas]

@ancebal It's in mono, left channel only. Check your speakers.

[@RJLuke7]

Reminds me when My Sister Krack and My Sister Sack were in the same race - the Family Heritage Stakes in Australia - and they deadheated!!!

[@frank0127]

I think the owners name these horses like they do for their own personal enjoyment.

[@k0shari]

If Tiger Woods' conscience was a horse race it would sound like this.

[@31Alden]

The Wife ALWAYS knows everything!!

[@midgedanny1]

If I would have seen this I would have played it....

[@unstopablecristiano]

Lady Mutata! My Wife Knows everything! The Wife Doesnt know! Haha

[@ThirtytoOne]

Larry Collmus is the BEST!!

[@RinJackson]

So, does the wife know or not? :)

[@samuelspade889]

Rin Jackson, they think they know.

[@ashleyweber6477]

I kept wondering if there were any men with guilty secrets watching this, who took it as a sign and ran home to confess it all.

[@CrownMooseCostumes]

The first time I heard this, I didn't see the horses I was just listening. I was like "DUDE! Make up your mind! Does your wife know or not?!"

[@rkhorserider]

@TheEndCr3dits Thoroughbred's names are only allowed eighteen letters. That horse's name is exactly that. It was the only way it would fit.

[@AnnisaPrasetyanto]

This cracks me up!

[@healchu]

HAHAHAH I can't stop laughing..............

[@BouncingBarnicle]

2:05 Creepy YYYYYYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH.............

[@merloon]

Ah, yes... the 63rd annual Abbott & Costello Stakes.

[@TehPompkinHead]

Random guy at the end YEAAAAHH!!

[@SnoopyDoofie]

Was that Howard Dean at the end?

[@montgomeryrichard]

would have been nice to see race card with all names

[@tazy2feathers]

this is hilarious! Love it!

[@finksc]

@RJLuke7 Know of any video of this? I'm sure it'd be a great view.

[@wolfpup233]

"You like potato chips? WEST COST BIAS!!!1111ELEVENTY"

[@madpup]

Classic story !!! I think my wife does know by the way.

[@murderousintent1426]

Should have called it Mywifeshouldntleavethekitchen, ha!

[@JamesCraven2007]

There was a rematch yesterday (10/3) in the eighth at Monmouth, but both were out of the money.

[@rjl42985]

good stuff.

[@BlackHorseHorseRacingGames]

The Tiger Woods comments are EPIC LOLLL

[@owenowen]

The horse," my wife is buried somewhere" didn't make the post.

[@BillDyszel]

This reminds me of Spike Jones' William Tell Overture (elsewhere on YT).

[@Cirby90]

EYYYEEEEEEE ROOOONNNIEEEEEE

[@thewaythingsusedtobe]

probably the funniest thing that i ever saw on you tube! lmao

[@TheAMGClub]

and coming in dead last my wife divorced me

[@meow2u22]

@dan0258520 You mean "Who farted?" because that's how the announcer made it sound like.

[@stepper914]

" there 1 2 of course they are"

[@SirProfOfPun]

THIS JUST IN: The wife knows everything about nothing!

[@LarsAndersenFrihed]

Classic

[@BrandonStrouphauer]

Wow, look at the sloppy tack, I love when the track is slop, it makes the race more intresting

[@1990GhostGirl]

little miss macho, my wife knows everything, lady butata, rohose tune, my wife doesn't know, Lanie's hope, on the lucky side, morning side heights, late for class, miss Tallahassee, did i get all the names? I'm pretty sure the wife knows everything...

[@josephburek4057]

This was so funny 👍👍

[@jhscotty]

i laughed so much at this x.x

[@ejgnandt]

@TheEndCr3dits New Horse name: "TheEndCr3dits doesn't know anything"

[@thawhiteazn]

Was it just me, or did that dude yelling at the end sound like Charlie from Its Always Sunny?

[@JamesCraven2007]

@cj9681 Olbermann: "By the way, the race name was the Tiger Woods Handicap. "Just kidding."

[@zebstitches]

That is just awesome!!!

[@charlesanddaisy]

funny funny funny and funny i lke it good one

[@tami2170]

When a horse is a tool of someones fame the horse suffers!!

[@WhiteCamry]

@twistedboy67 , No, it's Monmouth.

[@johncombs2990]

To me the funniest horse name was Hoof Hearted. (It's on KZbin)

[@bransonites]

@crazyshooter07 yup

[@SirLangsalot]

Tiger Woods likes this:

[@ancebal]

no audio. WTF

[@Hyminym]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I love that Tiger Woods comment

[@RainbwTree]

Ohhhhhhhhhh Larry :-) What a Perfect Call for you to have that opportunity!! LMAO YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..... Just too funny. WTG MY FRIEND, YOU ARE THE BEST.. (I wish I knew!!!!!! Sooner, ahahhahahhahhahah ;-) Love ya (Hey, are there any openings in the Control Room??? LOL, I need a job, LMAO)

[@lardo444]

LMFAO!!!

[@97scarscarmoo]

lol i cant stop laughing

[@jx14aby]

@ricebabytran Wow! What are the odds?

[@crazy5chris8]

who is on 1st?

[@FocusFang]

omg XD XD i really died to at the end XD and i think that guy too XD

[@JMAC____]

1:40 LOL!!!!!!!!!!

[@AntonioReyesJr]

Larry Collmas is awesome. The wife knows everything, the wife doesn't know???