Annoy a theatre kid: Heathers edition

How to annoy a musical theatre kid: Heathers edition
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[@not-so-happypappypatton]

Getting angry about the colours *is* how to annoy a musical theatre kid. That’s the joke for those who didn’t get it.

[@janussanders8345]

I didnt even realize until i read the comments and that is on getting distracted.

[@thegirlfromvenuss]

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[@Rowyn.glitches]

I was actually just thinking Virgil, Janus, and Remus and because of my orange side theory Logan( " and end up like her") lol... I never seen Heather's but do know the colors, I just wasn't paying attention I guess so I didn't notice.

[@EmersonBrophy]

I'm gonna be honest, I actually saw the ending as the joke and the colours as the "other" joke, but everyone's gotten so much more annoyed by the colours!

[@aguamiel2349]

@@EmersonBrophy I KNEW IT WAS THE ENDING!! it just sounds REAAAALLY off

[@l3ashedfr3ak64]

there was NO emotion behind that “shut up heather” and the colors are all wrong i’m gonna cry i’m gonna cry i’m gonna cry i’m gonna cry

[@angiemations101]

Your gonna cry cry cry all night

[@avaberryman182]

We found them!!

[@verajonsson1750]

Same ⟟ cant take this

[@natsueyama]

Also the way you can hear his lips and breath smacking on the mic I'm just passing away at this point

[@6Shots_ofEspresso]

i am crying rn, im eating dinner and sobbing. my parents are concerned and i cant explain

[@Thatguyyeaaah]

... The singing 😭 THE COLORS NO THERE NO HIGH NOTE SJDJJWAKKSJF

[@yourdaddysaid]

AND HE SAID WELCOME INSTEAD OF STEP INTO

[@whatwhatwhatwhatdeukae]

How to annoy a Heathers the musical fan: “Time for you to prove you’re not a *d o o r k n o b* Anymore”

[@natania7738]

Did zombies eat your brain? You’ve come so far, why now are you yanking on my chain? *disjointed screaming*

[@echowall5967]

It’s not technically wrong though, it’s just the PG High School rated version instead of the rated R Off Broadway version we hear on the soundtrack

[@drpigglesnuudelworte5209]

I WILL LITERALLY SCREAM THE LYRICS ARE ABUVGCGVUVHVHXFXG

[@doodlerose6291]

@@echowall5967 girl please stop spamming every riverdale related comment with this reply, it's not worth it 😭

[@echowall5967]

@@doodlerose6291 I wrote my comments two weeks ago. You just commented. You don’t need to worry about me. Worry about why you find it necessary to comment on a comment from two weeks ago that no one else seems to comment on

[@Jinx_mori_]

I'm quietly seething while trying to appreciate the vocals

[@arysscrepe6994]

Same

[@digitalartist2127]

Because they used the wrong heathers-

[@kemerykreates7839]

Lol I wish I had that composure. Unfortunately, I felt compelled to very audibly seethe-

[@chicoslove853]

Perfectly said

[@hoiitzel]

I wanted to cry at the end, I literally started singing the harmonies myself 😭😭

[@darcitreptau4913]

How to annoy a theatre kid: Heather's edition *starts singing Riverdale*

[@echowall5967]

The Riverdale lyrics aren’t really wrong though, they are just the rated PG-High School version instead of the higher rated R Off Broadway version we hear on the soundtrack

[@littlemarc7822]

Agreed I hated the riverdale version they had no ensemble and they made j.d seem like some jock

[@ticcing.tantrum]

PLEASE NO

[@echowall5967]

@Dorel abramov we aren’t discussing the dance moves right now. We are talking about the lyrics. It’s ok if you don’t like them but you can’t blame Riverdale for the writing of the songs though. They didn’t write it.

[@echowall5967]

@Dorel abramov the same people who wrote the lyrics for the original off Broadway version of Heathers

[@nightmacaroon4762]

Or when they play a song say “isn’t that a song from TikTok?”

[@Kazoo_Itchy]

Oh god that’s so- AAAAAAA

[@SoLongSoph]

“Martha Dumptruck’s in the flesh”

[@ellemon]

IKR

[@paintwater709]

Dndjfjfh when they start singing the song but only know that part- UUGGHHH IT MAKES ME JUST AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

[@cloverleaf9885]

*Cough* the room where it happens *cough*

[@CL0WN_T3ARZ]

the colors and the same pitch at the end was what killed me-

[@RenRoll]

Tbh I feel like the part that annoyed me was how the end was the same pitch 😭

[@amandalewis9270]

My feelings exactly but I’m sparing everyone of my former choir kid rage

[@bigtimetired]

THANK YOU SOMEONE SAID IT

[@MysticMae21]

Yes!

[@TransInkSans]

Same

[@queenglory9352]

Yep

[@kayleighjayne]

make it even worse by changing it to the riverdale lyrics

[@adoramay9410]

That’s actually the Official High School Version’s lyrics.

[@monalisa7268]

I absolutely hate the Riverdale one. I heard it and almost died right there of the pure shame cast upon me by merely listening to those horrendous lyrics

[@mike-m123]

@@monalisa7268 those lyrics were written by the Heathers musical writers themselves because the high school version uses those lyrics

[@audreyf33]

i’m about to hurt someone if that happens

[@gacha_daisy_xox90]

That would’ve killed me inside for real😭

[@Whisky_kat]

You know the actors are good when they make you want to punch them in the face through the screen 😂

[@soap3110]

"It's not that bad is it? The vocals are great! What could possibly go wrong?" [Mcnamara as Chandler and Chandler as Duke and then doesn't do the high note at the end] *heavy breathing with a touch of rage and fear*

[@NinjaCoto]

This comment is beautiful

[@thegreatpapyrus9904]

TORCHES, CANT BE A MOB WITH OUT TORCHES!

[@TheSemishiraEnthusiast]

Also Duke's facial expressions were making them like Mcnamara

[@47ratsinahoodie]

The lack of the high note bothered me SO much more than I thought it would XD

[@wrennetheumorialostatiosauras]

I saw McNamara and thought of Robert McNamara, but wasn't thinking about USA, I was thinking of Black Ops: Zombies 💀💀💀

[@beamshark]

This is awful. The colors are wrong, the notes are wrong, and the lines are being sung by the wrong Heathers. I'm living for it

[@empcosmicgizmo]

That eyebrow raise at the end. He knew what he was doing.

[@melissa.playz-official]

What?

[@Fayesnotthatcool4398]

@@melissa.playz-officialthere wasn’t a high note AND the colors were messed up

[@briebeard3475]

DUKE NEVER TOOK THE HIGH HARMONIES

[@beth3785]

IKR!!! That’s what annoyed me most about this. That low note at the end aswell. 😡

[@camz_2334]

Hey friend!

[@briebeard3475]

@@camz_2334 GASP

[@camz_2334]

@@briebeard3475 hey best friend!

[@emilylololololol]

EXACTLY SOALASNLAMBDSK

[@achicken21]

Me who's not a theatre kid and has never seen heathers: "hey, this is pretty good!"

[@ermweezer]

me who is an ex-theatre kid who thinks it’s pretty good anyways

[@justaboy9406]

Me who is a theater kid but doesnt know Heathers: "woah! This is so good!"

[@ilovkittisncats]

me who's not a theater kid but loves heathers: THE PAIN

[@KrismasDay]

Me who hasn’t watched Heather’s but has seen the entire soundtrack and knows the iconic colors and voices: SOBBING

[@queeenie]

I have to give it to him, this one was more subtle for those who aren’t really into heathers

[@vicky_dancer4life]

McNamara having the moment she deserved

[@thecheeselocal6]

yes

[@itz_lizzyy]

frrrrr

[@LoveMelanie00]

That was Chandler

[@DinoandGalaxy]

Frr

[@spookkook]

When the lines are said by the wrong heathers (I understand that that's part of the point. Pls stop replying)

[@laurelle517]

That’s the point

[@diamondnugget]

@@laurelle517 I think they know that

[@diamondnugget]

Also almost no emotion

[@Talonistrying]

That's not actually the point, it was sort of a side joke. The actual point is how bad the ending sounds.

[@Talonistrying]

@@hankanari The creator said that the mixed-up colors was the second joke, but that the thing that supposed to piss off the theater kids is the ending.

[@drpigglesnuudelworte5209]

I’m so glad I wasn’t the only one who screamed when the McNamara was Chandler

[@faeri_]

Or when Chandler was Duke 😭 that part irked me the absolute most.

[@alematosmusic7498]

From the chorus, by the faces, I could tell which one was singing each harmony so... I got upset even before the reveal.

[@bon3zb648]

I did 😭

[@mariabelenvargassanmartin2314]

Same

[@Its_skylerrr]

#still triggered by this

[@Re-iv5pv]

while I was waiting for the punchline i was like "why are the colors wrong >:/" and then i realized im a theater kid and that IS the punchline

[@Floorbie_Nana]

H.McNamara singing H.Chandler’s lines make me feel like crying because I love her so much

[@sincerecinnamon]

Same

[@nightchef7159]

Lifeboat 🥲

[@sophiaredwood5825]

@@nightchef7159 Now we need a Duke Lifeboat song

[@yourfavoritenothing3.0]

@@sophiaredwood5825 I would pay to see that

[@MelonHere20]

@@sophiaredwood5825 I want to see that too

[@beth3785]

This is too wrong. All of it. From the colours of the outfits to the failure to hit the high note at the end. This is by far the worst one yet. I love it

[@DeathnoteBB]

You got a heart :0

[@seratonin9706]

yes.

[@marshensley810]

😂😂

[@beth3785]

@@DeathnoteBB I got a heart 😮

[@shaquille_oatmeal6949]

😭😭❤️😭😭😭

[@Idekfrrr]

You can really hear the emotions in his voice

[@thatlibrarysmell720]

The vocals are so amazing that it flew right over my head until the end

[@ebill5367]

That would have happened to me if i didnt actually give attention to things that could "annoy" me

[@booorue4876]

Y'know what. At this point The ONLY way you could annoy me with this is doing the Riverdale version of any of the songs. I applaud you. You have desensitized me so much that it takes a lot to piss me off now. Someone could spit on my face at this point and I wouldn't care at all.

[@rusteddragon8373]

@Loudfire X 😂

[@hellojello4456]

Beep beep

[@Arsanti_Dewi]

Wkwkwk agree

[@jellywoaa]

This man not only ripped Heather Chandler off her throne, but took the weakest of the group and made her the boss, AND SIMULTANEOUSLY TOOK OUT THE HARMONIES. I don’t know whether to be impressed or offended.

[@pidgefrogass1684]

I'm not even a theater kid and this was still a very special kind of torture

[@ickylynn6155]

I'm more an art kid who likes musicals, and sometimes voice acting and just acting, but this entire thing just. . .Ugh, made me so uncomfortable

[@brooklyntaylor.-.]

I got news for you, you’re a theater kid

[@strayersend]

I really thought he was just gonna sing the riverdale version lmao

[@Lilith-vy2mc]

n i g h t m a r e

[@applefunfact]

UGH OMG I LITERALLY HATE THAT VERSION "you just gotta prove you're not a d o o r k n o b anymore

[@nagihoe8973]

@@applefunfact ikr 😭 wtf does that mean?

[@duckysguidetoshipping8930]

Samee I was waiting for D O O R K N O B

[@Kettie5]

You can join the team or you can 💃💨 b I T c h a n d m o a n

[@The_Real_Kokichi_Oma]

I’m trying not to scream into my pillow with rage-

[@Anonymous-eo2er]

Oh how the tables have turned. Take that Duke, Veronica, and Chandler There’s a yellow heather in charge now

[@slimegood9192]

So we have veronica lawyer, heather mrbeast's friend, heather dick, and heather mcdonalds

[@athena7599]

How to annoy musical theatre fans (heathers): play that musical episode of riverdale

[@echowall5967]

The Riverdale lyrics aren’t really wrong though, they are just the rated PG-High School version instead of the higher rated R Off Broadway version we hear on the soundtrack

[@athena7599]

@@echowall5967 it was more that I hate the episode...

[@drpigglesnuudelworte5209]

@@athena7599 butctfyvhbuvtc it was so bad. They changed the lyrics but sexualized the choreography more than the musical like whyyyyyyyyyy?????

[@doodlerose6291]

I genuinely flinched when I read this, DONT BRING BACK THAT DARK TIME FIDIXNESKKSFI

[@athena7599]

@@doodlerose6291 those were dark times ...😝😂

[@mami-chulo]

THE ENDING- NO AND THE COLOURS IT JUST UNSETTLES ME SM

[@arkia9564]

As a theatre kid, it's so imperfect that it makes it perfect.

[@heathertdi2941]

I- I'm even MORE annoyed that the cinnamon roll Is singing Chandler's parts, like- I just can't.

[@echowall5967]

That was the point

[@drpigglesnuudelworte5209]

SAME

[@emilylololololol]

It makes my heart ache

[@sleepnow3053]

Indeed

[@charleebremer9067]

Heather McNamara finally got what she wanted

[@Dudethatswilddd]

I'm in agreement with everyone else I think the annoying part is how they're not color-coded right It's messing with my mind and I'm pretty sure that's what you had planned and if so good job dude

[@RH-xx7yp]

what are they supposed to be?

[@Dudethatswilddd]

@@RH-xx7yp in this cover(I believe it's a cover but I can't be sure) Heather Chandler is yellow, Heather Duke is red, and Heather McNamara is green.. Of course this is all wrong because normally McNamara wears yellow, Duke is in green, and Chandler sticks to red

[@thawofficial]

that hurt when he said “welcome to” instead of “step into”-

[@jasper-b3458]

SAME

[@epxcc1f]

SAME WHAT

[@uwubakaobby847]

YESS

[@ghostqueen09]

AAAAAAAARRGGGGHHH I didn't think this would piss me off as much as it does lmao

[@Liv-vz1hb]

Don't get me wrong I love this but what's annoying me is that the colours of the outfits are wrong Edit: thanks so much for the likes

[@insertusernamehere3173]

SAME

[@aguamiel2349]

YUP!!!

[@kayleighbeckerrrr69]

Yupppp

[@luvthecronch3542]

I think that's the point

[@lookchook]

that's the whole point of the video

[@jailiay]

the little smile at the end. HE KNEW what he was doing to us.

[@Elentiya256]

As much as this triggered me i just gotta say you have an amazing voice. Your Chandler riff at the end was fantastic!!

[@kiingsomniia]

I'm high key glad it wasn't that he was gonna mess up the "shut up Heather" lmao-

[@jasmine9581]

I actually thought it was going to be that they just continued Chandler without the usual interruption And then I was wondering if I was misunderstanding something when _Heather_ was the one to say it And no Heather even though she was the original one who interjected and wow it's a mess

[@jasmine9581]

But the most subtle

[@langlso1189]

Everyone’s talking about the colors but I’m over here like: singing in unison at the end instead of harmony >:0 You have succeeded Still liked it tho :)

[@lisab5045]

Ayo same it was the no harmony for me

[@reese2rice]

Even though I'm a theater kid I didn't even get mad at this, I really like the concept of the all the heathers roles being switched around, I would really love to hear H.Duke sing 'Life boat'.

[@briebeard3475]

CHANDLER NEVER SHUT UP

[@isabellescales3763]

Not even when she died

[@severigne_m7652]

Gods I feel so confused... I'm both annoyed and frustrated as heck while still bopping to the music

[@cheeseman-m8o]

“shut up heather 🫤” AND THE COLOURS BEING WRONG MAKES ME WANNA CRYYYY

[@astrobella4620]

I’m not even a theatre kid but I freaking lost it at that Edit: I’m actually a theatre kid now so uhhhh

[@shinisnotonfire]

HE SOUNDS SO DEAD INSIDE I-

[@saiyasha848]

I hate you. You have a beautiful voice, keep up the good work and your humor is spot on. Also you are a Monster.

[@Adele-195]

The belting right before "ShuT Up HeATheR" annoyed me so much because it was way too weak

[@kyrarhoades514]

Me: this isn’t so ba- -HEATHER MAC AND CHEESE MY CINNAMON ROLL NO YOU DIDNT

[@hazyhope._.]

Heather MacNamara isn't a cinnamon roll..

[@BrookeWilson67]

@@hazyhope._. You’re right. She isn’t a cinnamon roll. She is THE cinnamon roll

[@hazyhope._.]

www.reddit.com/r/heathersmusical/comments/jzetge/debunking_the_heather_mcnamara_did_nothing_wrong/?

[@kyrarhoades514]

@@hazyhope._. I actually posted this before I saw the musical and I totally agree with that. As much as I’d like to think McNamara is an innocent sweet person she really wasn’t. The article was so clear and thought out, thanks for sharing it!

[@drpigglesnuudelworte5209]

@@kyrarhoades514 no she’s not perfect but she’s still a cinnamon roll

[@edinasenol1605]

I love how I was more confused than annoyed, I thought the colors were accidental and the ending just happened to closer resemble riverdale

[@littletravelblog7589]

Ok, but this could be an amazing performance tho. I mean, it definitely has potential. Just imagine seeing a whole *actual* performance of this guy for this song!

[@mangodelicious9998]

As a musical theater kid who loves Heathers, I can confirm, this is indeed triggering

[@Hoothouse]

Me, who hasnt seen this musical, and doesnt care, its still good music:

[@megansheldon8196]

Colors are the wrong shades. The wrong Heathers are singing the wrong lines. I angry but happy.

[@et-y6059]

I was like "Oh this is fine no problem" then McNamara sang. And oh boy I was pissed

[@Venusstxrs]

The harmonies being missing at the end was my final straw 😭 you have no idea how much that hurt me

[@marenquaranta2134]

Nah, I'm just glad this dude didn't mess with the amazing riff

[@laragreene6118]

NONONONONONONONONO I needed the high notes. And, while Heather M. is my favorite, THIS WAS WRONG.

[@Angie-Way]

I can handle not finishing songs, or not going for amazing belts, but the colours? The colours?! You’ve crossed a line

[@adi-od9li]

Ok can we appreciate how amazing he is at singing tho

[@thebitched]

OMG This actually works ... I'm really annoyed right now

[@random_fush]

I know the colors were supposed to piss me off but I was waiting for the “VERONICA LOOK! RAM INVITED ME TO HIS HOMECOMING PARTY-“

[@alisathemushroom9923]

I was just bopping along, and then my smile slowly fell

[@LivesInHerBooks]

I didnt even knoe the colours were wrong untill i heard Heather C's Part- SHIABDUANDAYUQIQ

[@obliviousfantasy633]

Same 😭 Like I thought something was little off but I was just focused on the lyrics

[@JustAry89]

WHY IS BANANA HEATHER IN THE MIDDLE…? I AM NOT STEPPING IN THEIR CANDY STORE.

[@remussimpson324]

He puts no feeling behind it Thats whats getting me smh

[@leraisabelle4136]

Me: The ColOrS1!!1!1 Oh wait, that’s the point

[@kokichiouma9125]

DTOP HOW COJLF YOU?! THE COLORS, THE NOTES, THE LYRICS, THERES NO EMOTION. HOW COULD YOUUU

[@2M1CHA2]

Omfg my vocals d i e d at the end I’m crying what 😭😭😭

[@lexterlovee]

THEY DIDNT WAIT WHEN THEY SAID “end up like her” THEY JUST STRAIGHT UP- AUGHHH AND THEY DIDNT SING HIGHER AT THE END IM GONNA CRY- ALSO THE LEADER IS RED HEATHER

[@PersephoneBorsuk]

This drives me crazy but the vocals are great

[@whateveryouhearditwasntme4109]

For a scary moment I thought you were gonna just let Heather Duke do the riff and I was dying Edit: also, this is still less annoying than the Riverdale cover, at least he didn't say "doorknob" to replace "pussy"

[@ashgabatyehey3671]

This kinda pissed me off

[@Alex_Roberts]

Messing up the colors with the characters just has me outrage but the vocals are good

[@gingergazethecatbird7466]

I thought he was just gonna avoid swearing this time honestly.

[@slimegood9192]

Ur NoT a DoOrKnOb AnYmOrE

[@misshollis7547]

The high school edition censored a few of the lyrics

[@Z0mb1e_s00p]

As a theatre/drama club kid I honestly love this so much

[@JustAry89]

Congratulations! You officially annoyed a theatre kid 😀

[@maverickplays25]

That must've taken so long to sync up lol

[@theabyssalguardian4521]

As a non theatre kid I thought this sounded amazing

[@neurodivergentlyblog8882]

You know not our pain. Find a correct vid and compare

[@WhatTheWorld_Needs]

YOU NEED TO LEAVE

[@EmmyLayton]

I’m just enjoying the song, well done my man!

[@GenderfluidBitch501]

The voices didn't go high at the end, the colours are wrong, he said "welcome to" instead of "step into", bro I wanna scream and cry at this but also be happy for him because his voice is so good😭😭😭

[@addisonbakes8283]

I screamed. You, you sir. You have made multiple people rage. Congratulations.

[@alyssmain-rights3609]

I was to focused on the colors being wrong I had to watch it a second time so I could actually listen to how good your singing is 😂

[@Dani-it9vc]

THE COLORS also that ending knocked me tf out that was so evil

[@Duhitsvirgilstar]

Actually, not annoyed at all!! You have an absolutely incredible, singing voice like honestly, you’re so good ❤✨

[@eddiethebanished3798]

The colors- who’s singing what- it’s just- AAAAA😭

[@gee.knee.yuh.]

I HATE AND LOVE THIS SO MUCH.

[@retro_spect]

I kinda liked it for the most part (with the annoying parts aside lol) like id actually listen to a full cover of this 😂

[@sophiehale1171]

This is is really good

[@ieatpeople-sheads]

NOOOOOOO! I literally nearly died in the “shut up heather” bit. I am too much of a drama kid for my own good sometimes.

[@unstableratdog4179]

Haha jokes on you I’ve never watched heathers and your voice is so good this was a magical experience

[@lionmuesli4321]

Okay but the riff was really well done, wow

[@allyimpostgaming8507]

The pitch at the end is some kind of twisted torture

[@pumpkincat4594]

Saw this like two years ago and now its back

[@justavibe879]

Honestly pissed me off the whole time XD love it

[@TheRealGerardWay]

This fills me with unbridled rage.