Another fake black belt outed!

Jake decides to wear a black belt to class. Parody of Ruben Alvarez video : • Video
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[@peterschopf7373]

Anyone who took this seriously after the first five seconds should be neutered

[@algail44]

+Peter Schopf They probably are or didn't have any int he first palce

[@mrgallagher7072]

Even the women.

[@Luci823]

I was about to say something. But then after five seconds I was like ohhhh it’s a joke lol

[@soundtreks]

@@Luci823 it was a funny bit for sure.

[@ijhhcfionlkgs]

I knew immidetaly from the camera angle

[@iconpanik7150]

"I got my blackbelt in an online course" lol I'm totally going to tell that to my Jiu Jitsu Instructor

[@jonkc3635]

Lol.

[@pumkingxking3574]

don't get an ass wooping 😂

[@theemorbidwolf]

Icon Panik never tell that to anybody

[@andyrodriguez4415]

In ONE day 😂

[@aspenrebel]

Hey!! I know Karate, Judo, Ju-Jitsu ....... and whole lot of other Japanese words!!

Muchacho is legend. He's so good no one's ever actually seen him. He's undefeated.

[@iansilo105]

Just like Charlie Zelenoff. I think!.

@Pirate Hunter Zoro Allegedly. 😜

@Pirate Hunter Zoro I invented belts and the color red.

@Pirate Hunter Zoro I knew that was you behind those Foster Grants.

[@uu9276]

0-0 is technically undefeated.

[@Godzillarex]

"Muchacho" :'D

[@damiresq]

hello, i am sensei muchacho and i can confirm this clip is real

[@JakeIannarino]

See! I told you guys I trained under Muchacho! Boom!

[@thomasbaykee5095]

+Jake Iannarino Natural comedic you are

[@johnnykaldani633]

+Steve Gould ~ Your comment is funnier than this video. 😂

[@gatooncracko527]

So his belt is actually real?

[@Fluoride_Jones]

+La Bella Damir Thank you, Sir, I thought this was a troll video!

[@pcmacro]

I got my black belt from Edgy Brah Teacher: "You mean Eddie Bravo" No, Edgy Brah.

[@mikebaeyens8672]

No Johnny Bravo. Lol

[@dantearias2182]

Nice

[@johnv5211]

Smoking the heefer with Joe Hogan

[@shelbukowski1443]

I got mind from Roe Jogan.

[@Diego-hr4yj]

@@shelbukowski1443 bro did you see shen bapiro debate him?

[@drr3275]

First thing I noticed was the way he tied his belt. A true story, I was training in Shotokan in college for about 6 months, I was tested twice and went from white to blue in that time, my original sensei used to have another black belt come in once in awhile, that sensei saw me when I was a white belt, months later he took over the class because my original sensei was a cop and no longer had the time to teach the class. The new sensei accused me of not earning the belt and didn't believe I ever tested for it, I had the certificate at home and should have shown him, he kicked me back down to white belt, I was pissed and stayed, he was a really good sensei and I eventually got my blue belt back and eventually purple before tearing my meniscus doing some stupid jump spinning kicks on my own I wasn't trained to do.

[@Virvum_Juggernaut]

Trippy. I too trained in Shotokan at the college I attended in Melbourne 🇦🇺. My Sensei was Ed Carmody.

[@anon2427]

Did you forget to roll your leg over?

[@drr3275]

@@anon2427 I missed the bag in the air and landed hard hyperextending my knee, thus the torn meniscus.

[@anon2427]

@@drr3275 😬 oh fuck man. When we do these in my Muay Thai class we try to swing the front leg around like a fulcrum and plant it right before we throw the back leg behind us. It’s really easy to fuck up tbh I still have trouble with it. Hope your knee is doing alright know dude, cheers

[@drr3275]

@@anon2427 I had two knee surgeries including a total knee replacement, no pain anymore just week knees, I need to exercise more

[@MrStivi1981]

This man clearly IDENTIFIES as a black belt. And as a society, it's time we stop with this oppressive madness, and affirm him as a black belt already!

[@jvh818]

😂😅 made my day

[@ethanhanley3581]

LMAO "I took an online course" THAT KILLED ME 😆

[@pethrosuriahson6156]

this is why you work your ass off for multiple decades unlike this guy

[@brandonschmeidler6539]

"I've got an escape for this." That gave me a good chuckle.

[@raysaunier8071]

I read a book written by a student training in Japan. He asked the head instructor how long it would take him to get his black belt. The instructor reached into his desk and threw the student a black belt and said,”Now yankee go home.”

[@moeyali123]

😂😂😂

[@froggybug]

Sounds about right 😂😂😂

[@roamready9732]

Not where I thought that was going but oss! I forgot my belt once while visiting a friend's gym and he laughed and said here wear this white belt and don't tell anybody what rank you are! It was some of the most fun I've ever had in BJJ!

[@eliaslundqvist1396]

What belt rank did you have?

[@roamready9732]

@@eliaslundqvist1396 Brown at the time.

[@eliaslundqvist1396]

@@roamready9732 Nice! I am green belt in TKD if you're wondering. Basically a beginner

[@roamready9732]

@@eliaslundqvist1396 the beginning of a martial art is the best! Everything is new and exciting, and a bunch of people know things that you get to learn from. All black belts across the martial arts spectrum would and will tell you to enjoy the journey and really 'listen.' I wish I could go back in time and start fresh in BJJ once more and focus on what I am weak in, if just to develop a new game. OSS!

[@eliaslundqvist1396]

Is it true that it takes 10 years to get your first BJJ black belt?

[@alexderrick3450]

muchacho. yes. ive faced him. a worthy opponent.

[@michaelglennjr6066]

Awesome

[@vispatech]

+nasgaf johnson He was actually mentioning a local legend named Mucaco.

[@ms.nhardin4744]

Muchacho!!! hahahahaha

[@bundy4prez462]

His sister muchacha is fierce too.

[@UlfAhlborg]

They pronounce it different in Brzril.

[@Lil_Dio_014]

But muchacho is spanish :( in Br portuguese is like "mano" "Bro" "parça" "primo" hehehehe

[@Daniel-vn3di]

@@Lil_Dio_014 opa um br

[@antoniomontana5990]

@@Lil_Dio_014 Muchacho is Argentinian xD

[@lj3287]

I also hate when a "new" student pretends to have no experience and request to go easy on him....then proceeds to do upper level moves. He basically tries to get you to lower your guard (no pun intended) and then goes full on attack.

[@portobelloedinburgh8891]

Sound a like Youuuu. Sadly met a much higher level BJJ guy and got ‽ humiliated

[@lj3287]

@@portobelloedinburgh8891 A "new" guy came to the dojo said he knew nothing about martial arts, 1st time, clamed to be nervous etc. When I reach out to touch gloves he proceeds to O goshi throw me. I got up and kicked his ass.

[@MrJohnnyDistortion]

People like that need to spend a few weeks in intensive care.

[@Genessis001]

@@lj3287 I could totally see this happening across all types platform/sport(s)..no matter what walk of life or social class, it's the typical jock type move, but instead of making it known right away, they act dumb and win everyones attention to feel good about what they just did. Kinda funny how dude who commented on your shit thinks it's simply someone who "humiliated you"... Such a dumb idea

[@driedmangos8433]

"I know an escape for this" priceless

[@kikeenriquez4436]

"I know an escape for this" HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@stevennixon6467]

Lol, the belts he went through was actually the order of my WTF taekwondo school's belts.

[@Fede_uyz]

Welk, WTF actually summs the whole situation kinda nicely

[@baneofall5783]

@@Fede_uyz 😂😂

[@reydisantos3674]

Ur school is called WTF??? Wtf man

[@ilovepudding7873]

@@reydisantos3674 the style of taekwondo is called WTF (world taekwondo federation) but i believe they changed their name to just be WT

[@ilovepudding7873]

Same for my ITF school.

[@cantwalkintomordor]

I'm Brazilian and can confirm: Here we pronounce "muchacho" for "macaco".

[@francisstranieri2067]

LOL😂

[@huhbobsaget]

Muchacho’s brother Brochacho is a legend in his own right.

[@Saroku007]

Got his black belt in an online course! LOL

[@quasar4601]

I got my medical degree along with my Chemistry in an online course in only 6 months. I guess I will go for the black belt next, lol

[@pcmacro]

I love how they don't take themselves too seriously and can do humor videos with each other. BJJ and humor. The fact that so many morons thought it was real then got mad because they found out it was staged is a good testament to your acting. :)

[@JohnSmith-xk5ou]

I literally stopped watching at 0:06 because I knew it was fake and I'm dumb as fuck.

[@PrimalBeef]

Fake school has fake vids shocking

[@Richard4Torah]

And they are from the dark side, the pit of forming depravity that is the progressive movement. They probably from Minnesota

[@PrimalBeef]

One thing that's not funny, is how many people dies at this place as a result of poor training...

[@dabunnyrabbit2620]

how could someone think that was... nvm. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@SueZQue83]

Damn I’m a Grey-Black belt and it took me 4 1/2 years but you’re telling me I could have taken an online course and got my black belt over night 🤣🤣

[@MrFansley]

"Rye-ron" LMAO classic.

[@supaflylob]

I also trained under Vegan Muchacho

[@ruizj2006]

Dominic I’m dead lmao

[@Crystals10000]

lmao xD

[@exile101]

still ties his belt better than Connor Mcgregor

[@jonathanbungi5549]

lol

[@1thelastmystic]

Lmao

[@ByTequilaYT]

Roast AF

[@careystuart]

Yes but can he make a complete fool of himself , and still make millions of dollars like Connor?

[@cadenmerriett5092]

He is a brown belt

[@kevinhenry7659]

I'll give myself a black belt. We live in a society where we think other people need to give us awards. Give yourself awards.

[@Crush-dg8ld]

"Hilarious" he got his black belt online overnight

[@lovernotfighter]

Well he stayed up all night studying. That takes a lot of work.

[@5alidal]

Thats no puishment. He knows the escape for that.

[@mikelazembie1040]

yes because hes also a master contortionist...if onky he could log in to his computer.....

[@DCFHazardRebornChannel]

lol

[@jamesstahle6409]

I know an escape for this. hahahahah My first few classes before I got a gi I was just using a spare they have lying around. The belt my instructor gave me to wear was a white belt with 2 stripes. Lining up for my second lesson one of the 4 stripe white belts came over and asked me about it. I guess he thought I'd trained somewhere else before. I told him no, I'm 46. Once you pass 40 you get a stripe for every day you actually show up. He got really serious and spun around and headed straight for the instructor for an explanation. hahaha The guy is super cool but in BJJ they don't just hand promotions out for fun. lol

[@vtrmcs]

"I'm on footlocks now"......brilliant.

[@greasymuchacho]

Muchacho is no joke.. We got oiled up and needless to say, I earned a belt or two.

[@MrDeplorable-sw9cz]

😂

[@Flipper-bl7sl]

thats the same white belt guy that rolled with relson gracie lol

[@Flipper-bl7sl]

***** LOL, i usually roll with my professor after hes rolled with all the other higher belts and hes always sweaty, and it lands in my mouth alot its kinda gross lol

[@Flipper-bl7sl]

***** lol i mostly dont get to roll with people my age or size (im 13) and they say stuff like that, now i feel like ive been molested ;( lol XD

[@HelloJapan05]

Flipper2425 lol :)

[@Flipper-bl7sl]

hes pretty damn funny i want more videos >.

[@hubertgreen]

***** thank you

[@chuck95918]

"they pronounce it differently in brazil" lmao i died

[@hunterstandridge3832]

Really didnt think this would make me laugh, but muchacho got me

[@MrDeplorable-sw9cz]

We had a student that was color blind, he thought every test after white belt he was being promoted to a black belt.

[@insaiyan9316]

lol im not even into martial arts but that part about "i got my black belt in an online course" was hilarious lol

[@chunglii8]

"I know an escape for this." lol funny video

[@decluesviews2740]

This is cool! It just popped up on my feed. I trained with Robin at Relson Gracie Academy before moving back to SC.

[@mikemccormick8115]

“Got my black belt online”. Hilarious!

[@ComfortBlades]

Funny shit. I like the online courses part, and the part where he names the belt order. The guy in the background on the floor laughing was great.

[@crg116]

hahaha that was pretty good. "You were a three stripe white belt last night...in last nights class"

[@Win94ae]

I've been in Martial Arts my whole life, was a kickboxer for decades, still train today at 61... I'm still a white belt. To me, it isn't about the clothing.

[@Win94ae]

@Gusto Piv The irony.

[@Win94ae]

@Gusto Piv All your fights were in the chat rooms, weren't they?

[@Win94ae]

@Gusto Piv run along kid.

[@crunchydoughnut6036]

This is comedy gold! When he said I got it on line last night , I lost it. The hog tie at the end killed me !

[@Kento_nanami_the_2nd]

the name of the escape for that is "brochacho".

[@dannydorito8099]

If I told my tae kwon doe teacher "I took a online course" my instructor would kick my ass literally

[@jamesspencer6427]

Same 😄

[@Angelocolato]

This dude is hysterical.

[@edpho4779]

I think he learned the escape from that last night on his online course, just give him time.

[@whiteninja9481]

Oh! We need MORE of this! Next episode, please!! :)

[@TheVertigo23]

Lololol "Ya i trained online under Jean Jaque Muchacho!" Im fuckin dyin bro

[@ricozam7733]

I got my black belt at an even better BJJ academy: "Macho Muchacho".

[@jezzlaffy]

When he said “last night” I cracked up!!

[@Gezere9]

"I know an escape for the." Muchacho Jiu Jitsu is no joke!

[@my690]

I'm on foot locks now" lmaoo

[@mrgallagher7072]

where's this online course he speaks of I'm interested.

[@johndeeregreen4592]

God, looking at the like to dislike ratio here, it shows people are too easy to trigger. Holy shit, this is satire and humor, people. I found it VERY funny!

[@AlexColberg]

I was hoping it was BJ Penn waiting in the wings when the instructor called for BJ.

[@davemarx7856]

not what I was expecting but it was funny. "They pronounce it different in Brazil."

[@anon2427]

“Got my black belt from muchacho” fucking perfect😂😂

[@boyertb]

“I know an escape for this” 🤣

[@tehf00n]

How many times have you heard stories in the dojo about how "I pretended to be a white belt at this guy's gym" ? Then those same meatheads shout about how its disrespectful to pretend you are a black belt. Well its disrespectful to white belts to make fun of them and make them seem crap isn't it?

[@tehf00n]

Not gonna name them. What do I look like I want to get battered? I mean I train but im not stupid :p

[@AquaTheFox]

tehf00n Glad somebody said this, I was just thinking the same thing. At the end of the day, anyone making too big of a deal about belts (and forgetting that skill and effort are what matter) is going to get burned. But I definitely feel like fucking with white belts who don't know better is way worse than fucking with black belts who DO know better.

[@matbroomfield]

tehf00n I don't know if it's analagous, but in karate it's common to don a white belt when visiting another club, just as a show of humility.

[@jaredbrown3085]

tehf00n The difference between someone pretending to be a black belt or a white belt is that the black belt takes a very long time to get and is achieved through hard work.

[@tehf00n]

Jared Brown and therefore devalues a white belt? I have trained for nearly 5 years in judo and jiu-jitsu but I don't grade. A belt holds your pants up.

[@eliechallita]

I'm... somewhat disturbed at how well they hogtied the guy. BJ's into some weird shit in his spare time.

[@primalbeef7216]

They insist on checking the oil

[@matsuwd-emethdaath4002]

I got my BB as well after i mastered white yellow green ( some weird color) red then black😂

[@steffon563]

The names of the instructors has me dying😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@leoramirez4024]

I just love the acting

[@livelongandprosper70]

easily impressed then..

[@GhostOnDuty2000]

I love how he pronounced Ryron 😂

[@bakonman6611]

Binging with Babish debunks a fake martial art master

[@realtywithseankemp9704]

Damn man thought it was going to be foreal lmfao "muchacho" bahahahahHHH omfg

[@j-fit677]

I know an escape for this, lol!! Good job guys!

[@SiavashGolzar]

LMFAOO i did not expect that ending

[@terrynichols4614]

What a great inspiration. I gave up until I saw this video 1year ago. Today your the champion! I got old but, flexible. If I can flench i can counter and then go fishing.

[@louispotter9051]

Should have added "They shipped the black belt to me" that would of been even funnier😂

[@snakeman9902]

That was so funny,loved it big thumbs up.

[@scottamon8908]

He is actually a good actor. :D LOL

[@rickya9206]

once my instructor realised my mentality, and that I only see red, I was instantly promoted to "get the hell out of my class" belt

[@goodfortune5480]

Can we get a tutorial for the belt tie at the end?

[@freecheese4143]

I TRAINED UNDER MUCHACHO! Freakin awesome!

[@792bnz]

I fell into tears when I heard that 🤣

[@gustavoherrera6754]

Lol!!!! Muchacho! Genius! hahahahhaha

[@BluejayDaGoat]

legend has it he is still escaping to this day

[@theblindDD]

My insides exploded and my ribs hurt when he said machacho my roommates probably think I'm high. Who died crying hearing that? Who ever came up with this is gold

[@tiatheepic7004]

Holy shit! My sensei would love this!!!

[@JohnyBravoSix]

LOl the ending :)

[@Austin-id3qx]

This is absolutely hilarious 😂

[@e.paradigm7415]

😂😂😂 Let him roll and get choked out!

[@Pauljos79]

I train under Muchacho lol

[@matbroomfield]

I'd take the instructor so much more seriously if he wasn't wearing a target around his sphincter.

[@RobinGieseler]

Haha. My pants ripped. Had to put a patch on it.

[@Durkie52]

Mat Broomfield I'm glad I wasn't the only one thinking that! It was very distracting!

[@matbroomfield]

Robin Gieseler That happened to once. I was out the front taking a bow to a class full off kids, I turn to the front and riiiip right down the seat! I made a joke of it, until I got home and discovered the seat of underwear tore as well! :-/

[@matbroomfield]

Durkie52 I do find advertising patches all over a bit clownish personally, but it's his choice. I'm just wondering who he thinks will be watching his butt close enough to read the patch.

[@Durkie52]

They would have to be very anal, I guess. I was trained old school and wore just minimal patches...like 2 flags and the school patch. And we didn't use all those stripes between belts etc. It's almost like they are in the Boy Scouts earning badges! I know it's a marketing ploy, but hey slow down! (I will confess to a special uniform I use for demos & shows, but that's the "Hollywood in me. lol)

[@theriddleofsteel2479]

I have seen this firsthand in real life. A guy have my dojo reached second-degree brown belt and then quit the school and went across town 6 months later and opened his own dojo as a third-degree black belt

[@570xFrosTy]

"I'm on footlocks now"

[@Kickboxingathome]

This was awesome, guys! And I thought the acting was actually very good... Too funny!

[@HarwinderSingh-yl2yp]

I appreciate the joke these guys had. Very funny. But I always tell my kids to keep their Gi properly and have full respect for their Gi including their belts.

[@franky8.5]

Sound advice 👍

[@JoeKing67.]

This is hilarious, show him how to tie a belt, and hog ties him,I got tears LMAO!

[@johngeorge1159]

"I know an escape for this" lol

[@keithnoneya]

That was hilarious! Thanks for sharing guys! Best Wishes n Blessings Keith

[@Mikeztarp]

Not the BJ I was expecting. No, dirty minds, I just meant BJ Penn.

[@dh1163]

Hilarious! "Muchacho" lol "...got my black belt on an online course" hahaha great skit

[@DMurdock]

Suspicious level of knot knowledge from blue gi

[@wittyjoker4631]

I hope this was scripted for humor cause it was brilliant. The cut away to hog tied got me good.

[@JakeIannarino]

***** yeah. we were just goofing off. it's a spoof of the ruben alvarez fake black belt video which is worth checking out!

[@JakeIannarino]

***** there is no defending the fujian white crane style kung fu.

[@DANLAROCA-dx9gk]

Did anyone else hear that muffled fart at 1:46? Lol!!

[@jameslaspesa6834]

I know the escape frome this🤣 Classic bro!! Ossss