Andrew Schulz Answers the Internet's Weirdest Questions

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[@pointlessopinion611]

Damn, Andrew looks like he's wearing all 5 of his favorite tshirts.

[@oumaima3547]

Wait is part of his shirt blending in with the background

[@elithedabber875]

@@oumaima3547 no thats the background melting and landing on his shirt.

[@oumaima3547]

@@elithedabber875 thats what i meant lmso

[@elithedabber875]

@@oumaima3547 ohh ok lmaooo

[@antonioguerra8542]

FASHION

[@fahad3581]

4:55 Idk how he managed to make the sound of a windex bottle and a window getting cleaned at the same time

[@SimpleFinanceT]

LOL

[@eliokhoury1220]

Underrated

[@alexandrua6121]

you must be a god on reddit

[@decadentrejects7338]

I genuinely laughed out loud

[@michealward7992]

I'm so glad I read this comment right before getting to that part of the video.

[@danielgunther9397]

the way the words written on screen vs the way they say the questions gives me an aneurysm

[@tysonsmith5703]

2tall4space hate that shit

[@AmpliphyHD]

I didn't even notice that until I read your comment, thanks dude, appreciate it.

[@danielgunther9397]

ADP if i have to suffer then so do you

[@ryanvess6162]

Yeah I really need them to fix this asap.

[@victorharris6031]

Read this while he says the dog question. You'll fuckin die

[@herodaysaver9032]

You get to be as funny as Andrew schulz for 10 minutes but you have to wear that shirt 😂.

[@rosemaryvalenzuela5032]

Hero Daysaver shit well I guess I was never funny anyways

[@conoid21594]

Give me the goddamn shirt

[@jemand7488]

Hero Daysaver win win 😂

[@antonioguerra8542]

FASHION

[@rotshepherd3817]

The shirt gives him +10 komedi skills

[@nicksommer9693]

Love how he’s laughing more than everyone else

[@Smorgasvord]

He always does that. Its so annoying.

[@MrOpticBlade]

Wicked Flex He’s just having fun let the man live

[@bigdaddyshark880]

I have been wondering lately if they tell comedians to laugh when they tell jokes because it’s contagious. He does laugh pretty hard but if he is happy, good for him, someone should be.

[@YourMomsBoy]

It's probably because they already know what the questions are, but he doesn't. So it has a bigger effect on him.

[@exahli]

@@Smorgasvord hater

[@Opine_Divine]

I think he already has a dog's personality in a cat's body...

[@manugo4]

Ann Marie more like a hyena personality in a hyena body

[@yokonono2171]

More like dolphins personality in king Jafaar body

[@AsherKjhad]

"You can throw them they land" LMFAOOO

[@traviswolf6136]

It’s so weird hearing a hilarious joke but no laughter like his usual stand up

[@neeltheother2342]

And then a pornstar says something kinda funny and they're slapping their knees.

[@ThePapaBear15]

Yo Schulz is killing the game right now. Goddamn he's hilarious.

[@Lucas-oh9gs]

Mehoymenoynoy Mehobmobblebobble this was funny as fuck.

[@daavids55]

you better be watching his dropping in's. :D

[@coolhandcoop1524]

6:09 "Open the window" never even thought of that.

[@mistercath]

That made me laugh sooo hard

[@thelivingvessel]

Cooper Wise Gonna be some inclement weather 😂😂

[@ashlane3579]

I was thinking a 2L bottle. Perfect volume.

[@DJV3355]

Yo Andrew is every where right now

[@yorkdressler7479]

Dejan Vennie everywhere except for Netflix unfortunately

[@ashantinyongo7632]

1:50 I did not realize Andrew Schultz’s thumbs were so freakishly long goddamn

[@blazilfrazil2]

JESUS FUCK!

[@dylanthevillain1666]

That's a sixth finger

[@joshxander1514]

It’s crazy, that thing is super long wtf.

[@greenb1877]

Wide angle lense, his hands look bigger compared to rest of body

[@lucydaniel2699]

His fingers are long af too, think his hands are just big

[@ernestoj10]

4 stroke gang!

[@samabrahams8595]

I was hoping someone would comment this

[@OhChroniqz]

Don’t wanna be 4 strike gang in the hospital

[@kawasaki3070]

Try it out

[@zionthedon7745]

High and tight fellas

[@BOBofGH]

I heard Andrew Schulz has no neuropathy issues at all

[@seabear2494]

This show needs Bill Burr, Tom Segura, and Theo Von again with new questions because that dude is funny af

[@captaincairoPT]

Dude is so dorky haha "Open the window"

[@ArthurGoodness]

Dogs personality in a cats body is all I want in my life. I love kitties, they are so adorable. But they are so god damn independent.

[@cuzidodgebullets6797]

My cat is a better dog than my dogs. Plays fetch, comes when you call her, greets me at the door when I get home... It's great.

[@steph6137]

Get a Savannah cat lol

[@miguelarias5000]

@@steph6137 fuckk that.

[@miguelarias5000]

@@cuzidodgebullets6797 sameee, its crazyy, I dont make noise to call my cat anymore, I just bend my index finger back and forward and then he knows I wanna say hello n shit, theys pretty intelligent but they dont want to please us, like doggys.

[@isaalva]

Get a nebelung one of the best breed of cats .

[@mrindia1]

That smartest person or the best looking question is weird. Basically asking if I wanna walk in a room full of really ugly people or real dumb ones.

[@vincesullivan8434]

bring in Bobby Lee! you know hes gonna have some crazy answers

[@albertorynda740]

GET JOEY DIAZ AND BILL BURR AND TOM SEGURA...THAT WHOLE GANG!!

[@lobar_9655]

Alberto Rynda Bill Burr would be hilarious!!!

[@broxycotin]

Alberto Rynda bill burr would be legendary

[@ichabodcrane916]

And Barack Obama and the fucken Pope while you're at it!

[@grizzy77]

Anthony jeselnik

[@HFFCANADA]

@@ichabodcrane916 I think pope Francis would have had some funny shit to say

[@DanielTheRule]

4:56 i think we all know the answer

[@maxsilbert]

I see Andrew is a member of the four stroke gang

[@taylorjaquez]

Who is Randy?

[@kawasaki3070]

Try it out

[@MrAdrenelineRush]

Him and Hard Rock Nick are both in it

[@ScoutNasty]

The four pump chumps

[@bjburk]

Here I am glassen the interwebs an cum accross this comment and notice it has no neuropathy issues.

[@jhonnyrodriguez2944]

4 strokes try it out

[@MrSidney9]

That toenail thing, I thought I was the only one who do that

[@jb42jb]

MrSidney9 I feel like there are more people not admitting it

[@softaimsuppress]

Same

[@SH-zn1dm]

Saaaaaame!! Literally the WHOLE scenario he described , I do.

[@sweetjello_7057]

That is disgusting..

[@Cornerkid82]

Same No shame

[@yehudahbenklifa9271]

Your most offensive joke is that shirt

[@lunataylor5091]

Yours is your face.

[@topintro9986]

Luna taylor he doesn’t have a profile pic tho

[@asce780]

Is he in the 4 stroke gang??? He said that specific number a suspicious amount of times... ;)

[@DorGuzman]

WOW! You actually managed to keep it quiet throughout the video!

[@callmesyr]

4 Strokes Gang where you at ? #highandtight

[@Loganberry]

what does that mean... and what does high and tight mean...

[@dapman215]

No neuropathy problems here

[@kawasaki3070]

Try it out

[@zionthedon7745]

T16

[@zionthedon7745]

@@Loganberry just go to your moms house

[@jessicaaa2961]

when he laughs at the 1:05 joke, the sound of his laugh is like Seth Rogans

[@Reminji]

"I bite my toenail" that's the grossest thing i have heard in a while

[@seacucumber6768]

You could make some serious buck with that two liter ability.

[@jamilam1980]

These are some great questions. I love this channel. Great guests too.

[@carolinam226]

“theres no way i’m solving a rubiks cube, i’m caucasian” i laughed so hard

[@AsherKjhad]

This guy is HILARIOUS lmao

[@MrXion1444]

"Gimme the fookin Benjamin"

[@FartsTasteDelicious]

“You just throw em, they land”. Lol

[@jsantiago614]

Bout to get into a Schulz rabbit hole

[@Madkingstow]

The most honest comic :P

[@LPJMagicmusic]

That's the most ADHD laugh I've ever heard

[@jimmymoreton7537]

"Open the window" f*cking hell 😂😂😂

[@iambecomejeff]

Shulzy out there killing it!

[@blakeellis1040]

The last question response was great😂

[@NaruBrilu]

I like how he said he was rich in the previous question so he'd rather choose to eat whatever without getting fat but then in the very next question was like ya $100

[@Obey412]

His laughs are hilarious 😂🤣

[@august2235]

I use my nails as toothpicks too lol

[@westxranchin]

I definitely Use my big toenail as a toothpick.

[@beastemeauxde7029]

You are not alone, brother.

[@highnoonemperor]

please for the love of god tell me u are kidding

[@jamaicanbeauty8120]

Nastiness at it's finest

[@Cornerkid82]

@@highnoonemperor no shame

[@theoneonly8472]

Wettbewerb “SAY SIKE”

[@roydonk2262]

That shirt

[@zionthedon7745]

Shits disorienting

[@michaelwoolery5042]

This is the best one you guys have put together.

[@Alex_Penjamin]

4:55 get this man some WD40 ASAP lmfaooo😂😂😂

[@Ic3h0rnEt14]

"Can I make myself Chinese first?" Lmao

[@INSANEcuber]

When you can solve a cube in 6 seconds and you’re caucasian...

[@lunataylor5091]

You don't need to be smart to solve a Rubik's cube. The people who figured out how to solve it is the smart one.

[@sufyan5305]

“You throw em they land”. 😂😂😂

[@MachSea]

I KNEW Andrew was funny, but this was next level. I enjoyed this way too much. LOL! 😄

[@Voo504Doo]

MMAwizard 96 u think his laugh is cute? Cause that’s all I hear is hurhurrhurrhhrr

[@MachSea]

Cute? No, thats sus. Contagious? Yes.

[@hunterrocconi5026]

About time you got Andrew on

[@mouinemhb4960]

Open the window lmfao 😂😂😂😂😂

[@roadhouse6999]

6:11 the way he delivered that made me spit water out my mouth

[@gadgetstalker2]

That question about eating and not gaining weight was the easiest one I've heard in all the episodes I've watched. Your health is the most important thing and I sometimes really hate going to the gym.

[@ellstackeradventures]

Love these questions

[@superrmrcool]

That last fucking question!! OMG LMAOOO I fucking lost it again 😂😂😂🔥 "...hmmm kay"

[@toegoth]

Hell ya I love this guy

[@Hedgehog4real]

now thats gold

[@Mr.A..]

Schulz world tour baby

[@metadeltefera6965]

10:22" so gimme the fucking Benjamin"😂😂

[@pluto8318]

the fingernail was wild. The addition toe sequence crazyyyyy 😂😂💀

[@nickl14]

"I'm rich... Bring on the carbs" I could see this being someone's yearbook quote

[@moundjilaouar7030]

The last one got me 😂

[@marquismcbeath5332]

Schulz is killing the game right now... 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@sporvath]

That first answer was documentary level of real

[@MochiHTX]

I love how much publicity Andrew Shultz is getting now

[@JanielBee]

Using his toenail as a toothpick kills me lmao

[@mae_mae861]

His laughhh😂😂

[@onepunchman4481]

That last bit thou😂💀

[@HankHill323]

I connected with this man on a deeper level😂

[@TheDutchBoy13]

Just going down the Guy Code cast. Love it.

[@Kevn808]

Beat one yet

[@jOhnnySK1]

“It’s like carrying a shank into prison” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@michaelgeorge9727]

They need to get Anthony Jeselnik to do this

[@GIBBSKIDS1]

Finally another long video

[@NiqueSir]

Damn, that shirt man..looks Like you wearing a papoose in the thumbnail 😂

[@MOOSEDM]

4:55 is someone who has been faced with this scenario before

[@jeremyhecht]

This is legendary!

[@blambit6528]

Gotta love how they're taking the entire guy code cast

[@atlstaybizy]

"So give me the fuckin' Benjamin" 😂

[@jaikohaal]

Dim the light on him 😂

[@RashtaEinthisB]

0:47 LMAOOO 4:00 ANDREW IS READING MY MIIINNDDD (except I use my finger nails. Toe nails are grim) 4:35 LMAOOOOOOOO

[@Plague_Doc22]

Should have Joey Diaz and Bryan Callen do these.

[@zacharyrhodes5157]

what’s the intro music ?

[@housstheroccan3040]

3:45 filthy drank ,maxmofoe and idubbbz: are you challenging us mortals

[@youknow12341000]

Wow I relate to that last question so much 😂😂😂 give me the hundo for sure

[@CrazyConstantin]

Got 20k views within the I0 minutes I watched it lol great vid great channel smart idea keep it up

[@CarbonSickle]

10:13 taps it a couple of times and then goes "okkk" 😂😂😂😂 I'm fucking dying 😂😂😂😂

[@kevinsnyder1390]

7:22 Andrew: "drop food over East Africa" WEST AFRICA : *"THE FUCK YOU DO THAT FOR?"*

[@Dreadlock1227]

I love how he wouldn’t strangle a puppy for any amount of money but he’ll say fuck world peace for $50 😅

[@davidwallace7543]

Andrew is awesome 👏🏽 😂🤣

[@softaimsuppress]

I do the toenail thing everytime

[@iain2gd]

this and dan soder are the best ones by far

[@EvertfromNederland]

Can you imagine a building being guarded by ten trained guard cats? somehow seems worse than dogs

[@joekerr5172]

Would they meow like a bark .....or bark like a meow? Lol!!

[@t.h.dgaming6923]

Andrew: give me the TWO liter Me: so you have chosen the main hentai protags powers

[@neroo5279]

I also do the toe nail thing i laughed so hard dude

[@justaguy2648]

What a laugh

[@PatPrika42]

YESSSS HEZZY. ABOUT DAMN TIME