Anti-PLA ad #1

In the spirit of the American elections, the Xenaverse armies have been invited to make "smear" ads against enemy armies and/or characters. This is my first attempt at an anti-PLA smear ad. For those who have no idea what this is all about, it's not meant to be taken seriously.
Music: "What's Your Name?" by Lynyrd Skynyrd
Pictures courtesy of the Internet.