Anton Chigurh makes Clerk roll up

[@Amerikanerr]

Craziest part about this video is how many percs Anton consumes during the course of the entire conversation

[@ShaggyZoinks]

This man is a spice fiend, HE IS CHEWING THE PILLS!!

[@rambopack9140]

Anton sugar*

[@nono9543]

Bruh if u not not chewing percs than you ain't a real nigga

[@christianheadley556]

Man was munching

[@mynameiscraig1388]

Bro is going violently OD as soon as he leaves the store

[@rkshn]

Quite possibly the best scene from No Function for New Niggas

[@paulvasquez4482]

Best fucking tittle

[@EvilFvckingVVizard]

@@paulvasquez4482 tittle

[@Schlutophen2]

You’re onto something

[@snufkin4568]

A+

[@michaelshultz2199]

💀

[@BeRzErKeR111]

What fucking kills me is how accurate this is to the tone of the original

[@abrahamlincoln1600]

Yeah, just with a few more perc30’s than the original.

[@ThouArtEverywhereAndNowhere]

You deserve the 1000 like

[@alguienconunvideojuego4606]

Funny how we draw the line between sperging and being a legitimate psychopath.

[@fiddlesticks7245]

@@AverageDoggo bro just called that old ass clerk and Javier Bardem "white kids" Get your shit together

[@BeRzErKeR111]

​@@AverageDoggo The TONE, I didn't say this was a word for word recreation liver dick

[@xboxdonut1886]

I love how $6 dollars is the universal amount for scamming drug dealers in every video lmao

[@MadaraUchiha-xq2jl]

It’s not just in videos it’s real life. $6 is the amount

[@RealestKneeGrow]

Used to give my plugs $9 and after 9 times doing that I’d have a whole $9 to scam short the next plug with

[@theochambers8090]

@@RealestKneeGrowyou paid a dealer in ones deadass? 💀

[@identity90-a13]

​​​@@MadaraUchiha-xq2jlhoW so?

[@juice6199]

​@@RealestKneeGrowbro how stupid are these people that are not only accepting your $1's but are somehow not able to count properly, on 9 different occasions. Yeh that's for sure a lie bro

[@junichinekrosama4789]

No Blunts For New Niggas is the movie of all time

[@internetstrangerstrangerofweb]

This is insanely underrated

[@TheSleepingSeer]

I can only imagine Cormac McCarthy watching this in complete confusion and disbelief

[@AtreVire]

The niggas would have hard rs but otherwise it's the same basically

[@paulvasquez4482]

The Man doesn't even like talk about his own books lol

[@theymademepickaname1248]

Because the dialogue is so much better than his version.

[@DoNotFuss]

R.I.P Cormac, he saw this video and passed out.

[@marym1lky]

​@@theymademepickaname1248that's a wild thing to say

[@chadthunder5068]

Having Moss overdose offscreen was a genius act of subversion by the Coen brothers.

[@frwystr]

overdosed on za

[@vladdracula2643]

Not to be "that guy" but he overdoses off 'screen' in the book too

[@penguano5514]

Coen Brothas

[@Colaws]

Bro really added the Zach Afton recordings like we wouldn’t notice 💀

[@mobiljetoil]

L Colaws😊

[@boilingmilk7415]

This might be considered the biggest w in Colaws so pull up new nigga

[@ChangeofGravity]

Michael Afton? FNAF?

[@HAYLO_TWO]

Chlamydia on fleek

[@Asura92817]

LLLLLL

[@thonkingintensifies9510]

Anton legit just ate a whole pack of backwoods infront of this man im dying

[@GUSX4NMAN]

Percs

[@vaguelymodest6239]

They’re perc 30s bro, that shit hits different

[@thonkingintensifies9510]

To everyone saying it was percs, yes i know, But when I saw the wrapper in context of the movie for the first time i just thought my man went nuts on the woods

[@6oognish]

@@thonkingintensifies9510 this due to context he ate the woods lmao

[@thonkingintensifies9510]

@@6oognish exactly

[@AC--mr7lg]

This is what Cormac McCarthy had in mind before his editors and publishers sabotaged the book

[@lilythacker4853]

you win the internet comment section

[@thetexastickler]

For comedic purposes, I will pretend that Anton’s been eating an entire pack of backwoods cause that shits way funnier

[@burymeinjhenny918]

😭😭😭

[@richardsaplenty8020]

Burberry backwoods for sure

[@gowanlore2434]

Or morning glory seeds.

[@johnherbert1431]

They're perc 30s

[@chrisbeaumont4630]

​@@johnherbert1431you just know them those fent dirty 30s too

[@_Devil]

No Country for Old Ops

[@cheefqueef6494]

No Block for Old Heads

[@youngbuffalo8741]

No swishers for new nigurhs

[@samhighvoltage]

No function for Old Niggas

[@nygivenpoint]

Bruh

[@kidnamedfinger8565]

No Country for Aryan Trapstars

[@CautiousHaze]

I just watched this movie and now i see how the cohen brothers truly meant for this scene to be.

[@Xandumas]

Truly was a masterpiece of a movie. But it's too bad they didn't adopt this adaptation instead 😔

[@scoobysnak07]

Another W for Anton Nigurh

[@Connor_Kirkpatrick]

🧌

[@Anti-impala]

..wait

[@rhett5058]

Antwon

[@hailarwotanaz5848]

Lmfao

[@homelessman3483]

Antwaun*

[@Joe-jw9jy]

Video length being 4:20 minutes long is just amazing 😮‍💨🍃💨

[@Devin_Smile]

its 4:19 for me :(

[@villain9482]

@@Devin_Smile get the fuck on.

[@villain9482]

@@Devin_Smile brother you're clearly not going outside. It's slang.

[@villain9482]

@@Devin_Smile bruh I just told you, it's slang you're the only one mad here dickhead "get on" is slang. How old are you? 50+?

[@Devin_Smile]

@@villain9482 who fucking cares

[@cherrybomb2667]

But I didnt even ask to spark up. Yes you did. You've been wanting to spark up with a trapstar your whole life.

[@_emtroy]

Trap$tar*

[@psilocybicacid7667]

Brapstar

[@zhivix8263]

@@psilocybicacid7667Cobson gassy

[@vigilends]

Don't ever buy no weed from the gas station bruh

[@pcn42069]

lmfao when he chokes "you got cucked into it" 😂 shits gold

[@RecordedMercury]

Anton Chigur is such a good character that even in an aryan trapstar parody his aura is still pretty goddamn spooky ☠️

[@sbraypaynt]

This is definitely me when I get stunned into submission by a 6ft 3 Spaniard with a serial killer trim saying “opp nigga” without even blinking.

[@thejoester1011]

Within 2 seconds I'm already dying because of "6 dollars" lmao

[@martinjugolin2087]

I'm dead man haha, why is this so funny even though I never smoked

[@JM-hj3sm]

What's the context to this joke? Is it a reference to the guy who got played when he sold a guy weed and only got payed 6 dollars? Am I missing something?

[@martinjugolin2087]

@@JM-hj3sm idk, but that white clerk voice saying "six dollars" in a typical demeanor in its natural behavior just kills it

[@thejoester1011]

@@JM-hj3smEssentially. "6 dollars" is a recurring Amerikaner joke.

[@guts1952]

@@JM-hj3sm yea basically our boi amerikaner likes to use the meme about giving the plug 6$

[@Irrael.A]

This is the peak in which humor has attained on this "genre". Every inside joke has led to this magnum opus. It has been said many times before, but this is a huge W for Kaner

[@joshuas135]

This goes harder than Anton Chigurhs neo-bussy.

[@lowqualityimageofpetergriffin]

That neobussy tho 🥵🥵

[@myduckisonqauck7227]

I'm beginning to think clowes, and amerikaner fans are unironicly neo roman twink enjoyers.

[@D00dman]

"Neobussy" He got a hole behind his knee now?

[@It-Will-All-Be-Okay-I-Promise]

@@garbagelmao2730 זה הולך יותר קשה מהניאו-עסוק של אנטון צ'יגור

[@It-Will-All-Be-Okay-I-Promise]

@@garbagelmao2730 Official translation of a segment of the book of proverbs, edited out of the heretical, unorthodox catholic Bible by the cucked, Roman Church. They only groom in an attempt to garner a fraction of the legitimacy that Jezus Krishti, Hebrew Albanian trap star extraordinaire, did when he groomed the 12 apostles. Pathetic.

[@Schlutophen2]

Why is this so perfect I watch it like 3 times a day. It’s the fucking aesthetic.

[@SoCreativeYT]

FR I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE LOL

[@michaelshultz2199]

Gotta pump up those numbers Those are rookie numbers

[@macvvlog8087]

No Fr it’s too good

[@GlitchGhostYoda]

Me too

[@chrisbilling]

“Whats the loudest pack youve ever smoked?” “…sir?” “The loudest pack. Youve ever smoked?”

[@jimmyalfonda3536]

Least chill stoner ever.

[@crom5629]

Anton really the realest oldhead on the bloc frfr no cap 🚫🧢

[@miktmikleson4891]

Mans smokes his Ops and he smokes that gas. Shows up cold as Ice smokes his Ops no explanation and just leaves. Pure uncut black air force energy.

[@deadassvro9002]

Og been pulling up wit da Draco and opp pack at every function

[@lastEvergreen]

This was more stressful than the original scene.

[@kidnamedfinger8565]

nothing can beat “nigga is you buggin? bugging off what? anything. Is that what you’re asking? if i’m, buggin off the motherfuckin perc 30’s

[@K_N.H.]

This needs a sequel badly. Something like Anton Chigurh smokes Cartson Wells

[@CJ_YT.]

3:15 lmaoooo as a grower im dying "its been growing for 16 weeks"

[@worm4254]

The scene more tense than the original!

[@user-bl6oj1hl8i]

Antwon Nigurh be eating them percs like Skittles

[@poopholemcpooppants]

instead of a cow gun he carries a hookah

[@JohnDoeMS]

"Me and my boy Jacquavius" 😭

[@Yunglummy]

We need the whole movie

[@robertloveall4842]

That would be the biggest W Kaner or Colaws have ever taken

[@Yunglummy]

@@robertloveall4842 they would be dripping fr

[@Irrael.A]

Agree 100%

[@ArgonNoble]

I would CUM. I will also finance

[@gringusgaming]

Seriously

[@seththunderhawk]

"You got cucked into it" got me dead 💀

[@canadianbattlebunny2875]

“We cant just put it in a bong, that wouldnt be fair”

[@justins8634]

Saying different words with the exact same inflection as the original, I wanted to laugh but I was speechless 😂 this shit is perfection

[@alphaelmo2037]

Another massive W for the kaner community 💯💯💯💯💯

[@Soup-Doup]

I love how Anton didn’t really pay. He just payed with a cigarette.

[@relix7373]

I watch this shit once a week and it's always funny

[@generic8618]

Deadass this is like my 20th time watching this

[@Abdirahman_Mohamed]

bruhhhhhhhh you and colaws make me weak with that six dollars shit 😂😂😂😂😂

[@oscar-cm4rc]

“You and your plug got any beef? “What kind of beef would that be?” “Well, I seen you just gave him six dollars.” “…What business is it of yours, how I get my gas? Opp nigga.” *Clerk, astonished* “I- I was just passin’ the blunt rotation.” “Such a new nigga…” “…If you can’t accept my gas station weed, then I- I’m not sure if there’s anything else I can do for you, sir…” *Anton stares intensely* “W- Will there be anything else?” “I don’t know, pussy boy, will there?” *Anton loudly munches on a pack of backwoods. The clerk is speechless* “Nigga, is you buggin’ right now?” “Bugging off what?” “Anything.” “Is that what you’re asking me..? If I’m.. bugging off the mf percs-“ “W- Will there be anything else!?l” “You already asked me that you stupid ass nigga.” The escalation of this is immaculate

[@kennethortiz2043]

preciate u for the transcript brah

[@publicuniversaldeacon]

Neither my wife nor I have actually seen this movie but we can recite this entire video from memory and quote it almost every single day. Smoke it up...unlike a regular blunt... ...which it is.

[@daryllhobbins2225]

based as fuck

[@zagg8687]

Really good movie. You guys should give it a shot

[@miktmikleson4891]

Gang shitt

[@kidnamedfinger8565]

lmao nice, y’all should switch it.

[@itsjustin8295]

dude i had "you got cucked into it" and "i dont have some cringelarp way of coping thats just.. the way it is" stuck in my head for a week and that was only from casually looking at it

[@conner4547]

Honest to god, funniest shit I've seen in weeks.

[@Puss1man]

I don't see this level of quality anywhere else!

[@gostinoyt]

The cashier's voice is done amazingly right, like in the film fr 💯

[@siren7362]

I'll pay $6 for you to do the whole movie

[@jackhignell2431]

These movie dubs are hilarious, we need more.

[@unknownbandit6509]

craziest part is he put that on the table like it was some fire when it was def mid asf 💀💀💀💀

[@GGPlex_]

Seeing an old man say “I only smoke at Real Nigga Hours, y’hear me-real nigga hours.” Is peak

[@KHAOS_CT]

This…this is a work of art. The tonality, the theme, the vocal acting chops; my bois got it all 🥺

[@canadianbattlebunny2875]

“Real nigga hours” lmfaoooo

[@zombiekids3466]

The fact that the video lasts 4:20 is the cherry on top

[@freakyjim2131]

Average day in Wisconsin

[@jacksonlarson6099]

It is?

[@WizardOfThule]

“I know what you are but what am I?”

[@theludvigmaxis1]

Actual masterpiece

[@YourName-um6sb]

“…You’ve wanted to spark up with a trap star your whole life”

[@LoudStereoTINYDICK]

He's got trap house with his wife's boyfriend, but he lives with his parents and they cant find out that he smokes after they go to bed 😂

[@Soup-Doup]

When you bring smarties in middle school

[@fvnk0]

Love that he asked for swishers and was given backwoods😭

[@aaronstibeljr2584]

"You got cucked into it?" 😂😂

[@emilianorodriguez8961]

2:37 is literally the face you give a man after witnessing him eat a whole pack of backwoods.

[@OlmoVonHabsurg]

Another masterpiece

[@biggestcheddar19]

“I have this dream…my father rides past me in his g ride and he’s smokin a lit blunt. Then he’s gone.”

[@5NAD]

The first time I was brought to tears from how scary the video was

[@Madnibbawilson]

Ever since the new awesome administration; I’ve been able to walk into CVS and Walgreens and fill up my duffel bag full of merchandise. I also just hop right over the pharmacy counter when I need to re-up. I haven’t had to pay the plug a dime since Biden got into office.

[@Andrew-dh9kv]

you live in the ghetto of the ghetto of the ghetto?

[@kitsachie.]

We outchea in Portland

[@donaldn5798]

🤩😇🤪

[@Andrew-dh9kv]

@@donaldn5798 right? Been in 4 major cities past 6 months, have seen: 0 robberies, 0 burnt down buildings, 100+ statues, 0 robbed CVS's, 1 Walgreens that did have a security guard with a gun at the door

[@justanotherguyful]

Ong mah nicga this presidency term has got me on demon time frfr 😈

[@rarestbanana]

“Generally around 9:30 when my parents go to bed”😭

[@reginaldbutcha4844]

No Block For Old Ops, what a beautiful movie

[@bbluva20]

This is gold, this showed up to me outta nowhere.

[@thodriusicecrown7286]

I love that the time limit is 4:20 Dank as fuck as always ❤

[@RheaganNam]

Now this is gold content. love it.

[@hello-rq8kf]

this is it this is the peak of all kaner content there isn't any room left for such huge Ws on youtube

[@santiagobenavides1359]

ok npc

[@spookypapi_45]

@@santiagobenavides1359 Cope fagtiago

[@santiagobenavides1359]

@@spookypapi_45 not wrong

[@mcnuggetz]

That's what happens when you got real trapstar blood in you . Ws all day

[@matthewgower]

This is one of the funniest things ive seen in a long time

[@dawgwiddaglasses]

Make another one of these, PLEASE. I am fucking FIENDING.🙏

[@clayjack9969]

this is some of the funniest content I have ever seen. All my close friends and I love it so much. Thank you.

[@mohirender]

YOU GOT CUCKED INTO IT AAAAAHAHAHAHA

[@kiefgaming1701]

THIS MASTERPIECE NEEDS MORE VIEWS

[@drdoomer8553]

Literally half this video is a quote

[@benj2239]

Generally at real nigga hours😂

[@Lord_Pilaf]

"What time do you spark up?" "Generally around real nigga hours." 😂

[@ob3ythee.t.128]

I aint been milked in a minute, this video is hilarious.

[@deezastorious8947]

Antwon Chigurh

[@borntopwnyou]

Antwon Nigurh

[@redacted8567]

This is even funnier to me because it’s in a playlist where the video right before is a very well edited Anton Chigurh tribute that does the character justice, and then this opens with Anton calling the clerk an Op Nigga

[@catsforhire9116]

Lmao I knew this would be good when i clicked on it and was not let down, good work

[@adventuresofshrek3816]

My g, this had me fucking dead. Thank you for making this🙏🙏

[@puffin5864]

Watching this while high is so funny

[@greenrryt]

Why tf he took so many percs dawg😭😭😭

[@carsoknight]

He just built for it

[@drewpowell409]

Antwon chigga don’t play when it comes to the loud pack‼️🔥ain’t no opp block for old heads🗣💯

[@fritzparker920]

The fact that I can't make out 70% of what's being said kills me.

[@swide2750]

Fallout:New Niggas

[@inshapeouttashapeguy]

I need the whole hood cinema 😭🎥

[@cosmoelpresidente4019]

Holy fuck magnum opus

[@AlissonSilva-ox4uz]

This freaking video doesn't stop showing up in my recommend and I can't not click in it over and over again

[@kurtiscocaine8676]

I fucking love this video

[@atlantabootytickler7953]

antwon Nigurh

[@Plepsfoko]

I love that this is just a dude doin this not gen ai celeb voice, makes it so much better

[@mayo_-]

After watching this a few times every day for a month, i only now realized the length of the video is 420, truly a masterpiece of the generation

[@Ballistics_Computer]

I started watching this while buggin thinking it was the actual thing

[@TheSpectacularSpider_Man]

Was waiting for the line. Didn’t disappoint.