Anthony Jeselnik - Funniest Dark Jokes Compilation

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[@BackFromUranus]

Dark humor is like a cancer ridden child...it never gets old

[@dejavually]

okay good enough

[@mrbvr3013]

😂😂😂

[@MorbiusBlueBalls]

bot

[@deanarapert-reimann8701]

Dark humor is also like water. Not everyone gets it.

[@incorporeal3793]

I found myself in a dark place this evening, with drugs, alcohol, and depression. Clicked on this.. and life isn't that bad. Cheers, dude, made me smile.

[@trainwreckthomas_]

A absolute master at misdirection comedy

[@Stable_Genius]

I was about post the same thing. Lol

[@nataliek3384]

“and that is NOTHING compared to what it costs to send him there”

[@QuestNation3221]

I’d say Jimmy Carr is the master of word play jokes.

[@swiftycortex]

Agree 100% - I would love for him to do another special - maybe an AIDS recovery special

[@tysonthomas7094]

Here Here!!!!!

[@smashleymcbashley6250]

"i like your style" 😂

[@tysonthomas7094]

There should be Vegas bets on who can guess his punchlines! So unpredictable! He's a freaking genius!!!!!!!

[@MrObiwan1]

The thing I love about his comedy is I can never get where the joke is going, even when you try to he takes it somewhere even darker

[@ThomasEWalker]

Why??? Really! Why? Why is there only one of these guys??? One Jeselnick? We need, like, twelve slightly different Jeselniks roaming around, just messing with people, hard. Than, I would be happier.

[@SickThought813]

Anthony Jeselnik should play Johnny Bravo in a live action movie!

[@bob_bobsen]

Oml he’s got the voice

[@montsergirl]

He is so FUNNY! Wish he had more shows.

[@Stray..]

I know how some people feel about this guy, but I find him hilarious! I love the dark misdirection

[@alvarojcamposg]

Even he thought that babysitter joke was a bit too funny 🤣

[@paulforsell1439]

I noticed that 😂

[@Thespacecadet187]

One of the best comics going ... He's genius..

[@tycobb162]

This dude is absolutely hilarious.

[@daveguy11]

Jeselnik is the comedy assassin.

[@miketalley5476]

SICK and WRONG......in all the RIGHT ways! Love this guy!

[@Briangoinpostal]

Saw his bones and all tour in pittsburgh over Thanksgiving. He's the best. Absolutely hilarious.

[@tb7214]

He’s from Pittsburgh.

[@PamelaBusiere]

One of my favorites.

[@MrProgKeys]

This guys one of the best

[@brocknspectre1221]

Dark comedy is like food, not everyone gets it.

[@jackbyerly8356]

I read that joke in Anthony's voice, that's how good it is😂

[@AU88]

I have a T shirt with that line, along with Josef Stalin’s likeness.

[@brocknspectre1221]

@@AU88 LOL! Found it, ordered it👍

[@hoovesandpawsanimalrescue]

Best ever! Nothing is off limits and I LOVE IT!

[@boyan.guitar]

My favorite comedian ❤😂🙌

[@nabilb78]

Omg just discovered this comedian, where was he all my life?

[@georgewatts9361]

Love Anthony

[@user-sn7dv8eq3v]

Baby sitter joke is funny even if you don't understand it

[@josephsalmonte4995]

How can you not understand it? Lol

[@jakubviskup977]

Classi Jeselnik. Love this dude from the time I found him. One of my most favourites :)

[@OccamsEraserhead]

I have the feeling he could do a great Christopher Walken.

[@michaelmacdonell4834]

I can't - I love dark humour.

[@Mike-bd3yp]

Anyone notice how Jeselnik sounds like a Pittsburgh Schwarzenegger?

[@drbigmdftnu]

I can almost always see where a joke is going. Not with him. So so sick. And funny as hell

[@ZoeSpacecake]

thumbs up, as usual

[@donnalsmith363]

He kills me!! HAHA!!

[@jeremybr2020]

3:12 WTH??? Why the f**k would y'all cut off one of Jeselnik's funniest lines? "I assume you guys all knew who were coming to see tonight. But if you didn't..... YOU SURE AS HELL KNOW NOW." (Im pretty sure that is the line, or at least really close to it.)

[@Antonocon]

The funniest guy I would never want to meet.

[@thegoodgodabove8264]

People complain about cancel culture and the death of dark comedy like Anthony doesn't exist. The difference is he's funny, they're racist

[@tekkerzunitedofficial]

These jokes are so dark they almost stole my bike

[@AmliDasBandeNai]

U should be compulsary on comedy central roat

[@jpow73]

He sounds like a young Christopher Walken.

[@andmeproductions1697]

I've always thought the same thing!!

[@johnquinn456]

Saw you in Boulder Great time Cameron Esposito opened

[@weeverob]

guess you had to be there

[@mrbvr3013]

Josh is unique and disturbanly hil😂arious

[@OrieCipollaro]

He went to the Mitch Hedberg school of delivery and he does it well!

[@BornIn1500]

I don't think it's comparable at all. Jeselnik has a cocky, stuck-up, tough guy delivery. Mitch just has that "I'm high as hell" delivery (probably because he was). Very different.

[@thefuturist8864]

He looks like Christian Cage

[@evenstephen9337]

consider.

[@BeingRizzed]

Dark humor is like a minor girl it's always gonna get fukked because its never gets old

[@youtubepremium2764]

I think the darkest comedian is Aries Spears

[@patrickmuhwheeney6518]

Soooooo, you've never heard of Doug Stanhope or Jim Jefferies? Those are dark, friend...

[@AndrewChard-vi3lb]

I'm a NZer, I seen the clip, it was funny and fuck surfers, going in the sea is like walking around Alaskan wilderness without a gun, sooner or later something is gonna try to eat you

[@TheMattJacks]

Dave Chappelle is way darker than JizzinNeck. He is many shades darker.

[@BornIn1500]

Chappelle is dark. But we don't want Clayton Bigsby to know that.

[@user-zc6gv4tp4c]

Darkest comedian? Have you heard of Jimmy Carr by any chance?

[@josephsalmonte4995]

Jimmy tells the occasional dark joke. Every joke Anthony tells is dark lol

[@BartAllen]

@@josephsalmonte4995 *Frankie Boyle, end of story ~*

[@edchapmansvideos]

Yeah definitely not the darkest.

[@sugarnads]

​@@josephsalmonte4995youre american right. They water down jimmy carr in the us. This guy? Hes barely worth cracking a smile. Sometimes. Jimmy carr makes ppl wince.

[@Stuffingsalad]

Someone explain the ‘I think my friend Jeff is gay, I don’t know I’m so bad with names’ joke. I’m not smart

[@breathej.4872]

I'm not sure, but I think the joke is that Gay is also a name? I don't know, I'm not smart either. Lol.

[@mitchwood6609]

The joke is that he knows 100% that his friend is gay but isn't sure his name is Jeff. lol

[@Stuffingsalad]

@@mitchwood6609 ahhh this makes sense. Thank you 😂

[@mandotherapper2586]

yeah youre overthinking it lol, just one of his misdirections not really a joke per se

[@IDuman]

@@breathej.4872 damn, I laughed way more because of what you have commented than the joke itself 😂

[@barryschwarz]

It's really sick how comedians use pedophilia as a source for comedy, when it can be a life-changing experience. Thank you, I'm here every Wednesday, don't forget to tip the principal.

[@kenji2787]

I agree. It really changed my life. I was depressed for quite a long time. His pedophilia jokes made me laugh and gave me some happiness.

[@DaveTexas]

Dude’s really hot with a beard. Without the beard, not so much. If he were my babysitter, my virginity status would entirely depend on his beard status…

[@homerisian]

very funny, but not as dark as Jimmy Carr or Frankie Boyle

[@svensvenkill]

Jeselnik is darker than most. But there's a fairly predictable and so therefore reliable, comfortable and safe rhythm to his style and delivery that softens the blows and the relatable reality of the jokes. And although this also enables him to push the envelope (so to speak) and get away with increasingly dark jokes because one grows to trust his style and delivery (etc), even so I can think of comedians who not only don't have such a reliable and comfortable style/rhythm to lean on, their actual jokes/punchlines/observations/truths/etc are also much, MUCH darker, deeper, and hit WAY harder. e.g. Frankie Boyle, Doug Stanhope. It's like watching an interesting and so called "controversial", "dark" and "challenging" modern mainstream TV sketch show and enjoying it and its "dark" style and content, whilst still having the relative safety of knowing from the style and content of the show and also the fact it's on mainstream TV that it won't get too dark... And yet, as it's definitely darker on all fronts than most TV comedy, you'll also therefore still fall into the lazy habit of calling it "dark comedy"... Until, for some reason, one day you discover a show like the Chris Morris produced UK comedy sketch series, ''Jam' (2000), which was also originally broadcast (once and only once and late at night) on a mainstream UK channel (Channel 4), and then... as you watch it... as your jaw drops and the scales fall from your eyes, you quickly realise 'Jam' is WAY darker and more unpredictable than that aforementioned "dark" comedy sketch show, which is now somehow much more positive and lighter in comparison...

[@QuestNation3221]

I loved JAM 😂

[@IDuman]

I have to use that phrase: Gentlemen you had my curiosity ... but now you have my attention.” ― Quentin Tarantino, Django Unchained I will definitely look into "Chris Morris - Jam" now

[@svensvenkill]

@@IDuman If you do a search here for, "Jam (Chris Morris) Episode 2 Smart Pipes", the resulting video (with that title) is a classic sketch from Jam that is a good example of the series as a whole. Best of luck! :)

[@thebagelsproductions]

Look up everything Chris Morris has done! Not all super dark but always super sharp. His show Brass Eye had an episode called Paedogeddon. Channel 4 broadcast it to record complaints and i think politicians involved. Excellent parody of UK press wild scaremongering

[@williamschlass6371]

Are you really purity testing dark comedy

[@arvinbuenaagua5161]

he beat out the wayans brothers?

[@DesertDawg-oq5fg]

Brilliant comment. Bravo to you, sir. 😂👏🏻

[@Frank.E.Valley]

Bernie Mac's for sure the darkest comedian

[@josephsalmonte4995]

​@@Frank.E.Valleylmao behave 😂

[@CFox.7]

His holocaust joke - its buried in an interview somewhere... savage

[@grogueQ]

90% of these jokes are from the same special

[@juliogarcia8646]

Hell yeah 😂

[@loadspiller]

I ate a Peppermint supplement and now my bunghole is oddly fresh...Try it. 😊

[@20ASilva]

Try your bunghole ?? nah I'm good dude.

[@sugarnads]

The kid in africa joke? First line i knew exactly where it was gonna go. Painfully predictable

[@jonhinson5701]

I love this guy and unlike many male comedians, he doesn't take cheap shots at gay men to appeal to a bigoted crowd.

[@JA-gu2ro]

This guy is weirder than me. Nuff said

[@slowery43]

you seem to think you're funny and interesting... you're really not

[@gordanajelicic5087]

I want a lover who is like Anthony Jeselnik .... after having a look around me , I realised that I won’t ever even come close to finding a lover like Anthony ... Hey Anthony ! Anthony looks over at me and I bite my lip seductively ... then I realised I should have bitten my bottom lip .. ahhhh but the dreams ... Love you and love your way . Be child free ...it’s heavenly ! 💋 all the way from South Australia xxx

[@MarkyMark2177]

😂 you are horny af

[@tejanpillay8245]

"Realised I should've bitten my bottom lip" 😂

[@The_Infamous_Boogyman]

Muslim joke, huge fail (im an atheist) but snake toes, made up for it 😅

[@arealclassact55]

Glad y’all like him. I have no problem with the “dark” part. Just wish there was some comedy to go with it

[@PSYCHOV3N0M]

Tell me you don't have a sense of humor without telling me you don't have a sense of humor. 🤣🤣🤣

[@JUDY-es8et]

I LIKED Anthony until I heard him saw that political correctness was a good thing.

[@atheistpeace7579]

He is second. Doug Stanhope is the nuclear option

[@doricmin]

Nope

[@steverichardson7378]

I tried to like him, but not all that funny

[@TheFoolishboy9]

not even a third rate Frankie Boyle. Rubbish

[@AU88]

“You don’t have AIDS!”

[@billmadison2032]

low rent Stevan Wright. not funny

[@oliverbaba1882]

shock value doesn't equal funny...

[@slowery43]

lack of abiity separate your fragile ego from humor is grossly apparent there Snowflake

[@hoovesandpawsanimalrescue]

Actually it does….

[@bend1951]

It does if you don’t have a stick up your ass.

[@dougidoug]

When does he get funny? Not even that dark.

[@john7Doe9]

Jokes are good but he speaks a little bit too slow for me. I don't know but it annoys me

[@feli___b]

Seriously, how is this funny? really?!

[@sugarnads]

This guy isnt 'dark'. Hes ordinary. And mildly amusing at best. Jimmy Carr burns this dude. Jim jefferies kills him. Dave chappelle makes this guy look like amy schumer.

[@markbettencourt9709]

He's the darkest comedian? I thought it was Bernie Mac. 😁

[@BornIn1500]

Dave Chappelle might be, but don't tell that to Clayton Bigsby.

[@johncassell3362]

The dark comedian that liberal Democrats can tolerate, yeah

[@hoovesandpawsanimalrescue]

Man, must suck to only see the world through politics.

[@itookallthenames]

Oh yeah, and who have you got?

[@JustinTracey]

Hannibal Buress is way darker than him.