Anubis ASMR ⚖ (Ancient Egyptian God ASMR | Judging You, Embalming You, Mummifying You)

[@pinupsaint]

jim providing exactly what we needed today: eternal rest

[@suus_myself]

ofvariousorrows 😅😂 yes

[@hahahayourebloated]

Dude I wish ha

[@leilaniv2000]

lmao i cackled so loud at this😭❤️❤️ (but so true)

[@DerMessiasderSatire]

I find it amazing that most of this is actual mythology. It's not some mockery or cheap roleplay, it provides something to learn. Man's doing his research. Well, and the tingles are on point. I love your content!

[@thedarknutsackreturns431]

Anubis is the only guy I ever recognized in egyptian art And I didn't even know how funking name

[@jenni8729]

“I am Anubis, and you are no more” I am Jenni, and I never was, so put that on your scales...

[@radina1479]

omggahrhathahtsthgssjsjt

[@woahitswinter1394]

Jenni *sad Anubis noises*

[@lunafish_3417]

Yas sassy come back 😂😂

[@northernlights9533]

@@woahitswinter1394 Dont be sad... **pets anubis**

[@GoldenChocobos]

"your heart is fat" oh god no wonder I died

[@northernlights9533]

**pets anubis**

[@E_N_B]

Gotta get that cholesterol down

[@eddy_malouempereur_du_cong6536]

Gods

[@Goldengorillatag]

you gotta stop eatin,big randy 😔

[@gracefulsunrise]

After "sand..." and that long pause, I was half expecting "it's coarse, and rough, and irritating" 😄

[@strife9265]

but it's not a reference the jedi would tell you...

[@javierjuarez9761]

And gets everywhere

[@guilhermehank4938]

Are you threatening me, master Jedi?

[@northernlights9533]

@@guilhermehank4938 *THE SENATE WILL DECIDE YOUR FATE*

[@guilhermehank4938]

@@northernlights9533 I AM the Senate!

[@cripplingdepression2071]

Jim: "I am anubis" Me: "And I am depressed."

[@eliesh3833]

Hi, depressed. I am dad.

[@crimsonsomething6131]

@@eliesh3833 hi dad. I’m milk

[@jaxjaz6306]

@@crimsonsomething6131 hi hi dad I’m milk I’m dad

[@thejollydude1907]

@@jaxjaz6306 i didnt get your name right, did you mean "I milked your dad"?

[@humananonymous7927]

@@thejollydude1907 Hol up

[@axelcior]

ancient egypt's always been a big interest of mine, so hearing jim talk about the removal of the brain through the nose got me thinking about embalming again. probably one of my favourite things about ancient egypt.

[@msxy9594]

@Axecilies Vofornix: In that case you should realy visit the Kairo museum one day if you can... they have several wonderful pharao-mummies in there and of course King Tut's Goldmask: 24 pounds of pure gold and his sarcophagus made out of 220 pounds of pure gold..absolute madness 😃

[@iforintrovert8196]

"Got me thinking about embalming again" is a fantastic sentence

[@BlueIsSuchACalmColour]

I feel that tbh. Ancient Egypt used to be a special interest of mine, so this is 👌👌👌

[@awhatsname]

"...I will feed you to my pet... the DEVOURER" *camera cuts to Guts who meows menacingly* Really liked the echos and the creepy scraping sounds! Wrappings at the end were cool too.

[@gracefulsunrise]

I saw this before I got to that part and I was reeeaaally hoping that was actually how it went

[@samuelslick4548]

😂 OMG I never even thought of that! Good one!

[@MissKitae]

I thought this was going to happen. I was sorely disappointed it did not.

[@KingOfGaymes]

Damn I was excited to see a cat 😭

[@marxjester9802]

Anubis: “You will not be judged on bad deeds...” Me: “Phew! For a second there I thought I was a goner.” Anubis: ”But the good deeds you have completed in your life.” Me: “... Well shit, I spoke too soon.”

[@northernlights9533]

How much you willing to bet anubis plays with the babies that died prematurely

[@thedarknutsackreturns431]

@@northernlights9533 like barbie dolls?

[@KingOfGaymes]

@@northernlights9533 I mean Anubis weighs your soul (like your personality and such) and the deeds you’ve done in life, which premature babies wouldn’t really have, so I don’t think they’d go to his department

[@marystone860]

@@KingOfGaymes Maybe, Isis, because she is a mother goddess, and their souls would need special healing, so they can either be at peace, or, in preparation to be reincarnated.

[@eddy_malouempereur_du_cong6536]

Osiris : Dame his heart was so heavy it broke the balance, and Amoot had a indigestion because of it

[@user-ft1bi9nr5e]

every time you post i say "not gonna simp" and every time without fail you come up with a costume and video so good i have no option BUT to simp

[@TreeHairedGingerAle]

👆👆👆👆👆 This energy. 🙂 The JimChi subscriber experience in a nutshell. 💯

[@KelseytheLetteredDandy]

I don't think it's simping when there are so many genuinely admirable qualities about Jim. It would be simping if he was some cruel, talentless dudebro. Right? Or...?

[@TreeHairedGingerAle]

@@KelseytheLetteredDandy Fair point! 💯👏 🙄 .....I mean, if I'm _going_ to helplessly and annoyingly fangirl over anyone at all, at *least* Jim's got the stats to be worthy of it! 😂😸

[@marystone860]

His vid on Heisenberg was my introduction to this beautiful rabbit-hole that is his channel! Jim is f-ing amazing!

[@savannahcantor1866]

Anubis: Hello, my name is Anubis Random souls: Hello Anubis Anubis: And I'm addicted to aggressively sniffing candle smoke

[@wuhohmoment3736]

*what is this- a group therapy--*

[@tayuh3684]

you should totally do a v for vendetta vid, you have the perfect voice for v!! not like i have the biggest crush on him or anything pshhh

[@morgansenpai4848]

I love V!! What a great idea!!

[@severinjones6426]

YES! THIS! ^^

[@SamtheCorgi]

OH This!!! Like he’s talking to Evey, maybe I’ll finally get closure on their romance 😭

[@severinjones6426]

@@SamtheCorgi Yes! Agreed!

[@northernlights9533]

*BOW TO THE VENDETTA*

[@mythicalreid998]

I've been obsessed with ancient Egypt since I was a kid, so this is making my child-self so incredibly happy!! Thank you so much 😊🥰

[@Crystal_Snowflake]

Я тоже одержима с детства Древним Египтом. Возможно, благодаря игре Giza и мультсериалу Тутанхомончик (или Тутенштейн переводят на русский).

[@SerenityBane]

I definitely liked the use of echo! And I did giggle at "each grain--though I dropped some..."

[@KBCuddlesASMR]

Also, I'm just blown away by the effects employed in this one. Man. You a wizard, don't hide it. All the claps for you.

[@sharynwithawhy1851]

Jim, your voice is such a gift. I swear it never falters. 🔥⭐️🔥 This was so nice.

[@DivineMissEm80]

I love the gloves and will always love the attention called to how respectful everything is. And ya know what? Yeah. Let's just ceremoniously call it a year by being mummified. I'm very okay with that. 💚

[@northernlights9533]

You want to pet anubis too?

[@ake6000]

Just this: YES!!! Oh, and the echoing..perfect. The contrast between your black attire and white bandages...devine

[@MaladaptiveDaydream]

Video description: You’re dead. Me: well sure im on day two of a migraine but are you really gonna come at me like that

[@holocene2164]

Ouch, that's rough. Wish you'll get some relief soon! Take care!

[@MaladaptiveDaydream]

@@holocene2164 thank you! I’m finally a bit better today!

[@chelsealipfordlipford9933]

I have a severe concussion and a crushed windpipe because I was assaulted and the girl stomped on my head and neck. When my mom found me I was close to death but she was great and called the ambulance and I found out I had a crushed windpipe so I have a extremely sore throat and a severe concussion it happened last week.

[@northernlights9533]

Oh you too I was just like that yesterday Its like hell on earth Hope you get back on your feet as fast as possible hope you da best

[@thedarknutsackreturns431]

@@MaladaptiveDaydream You shall beat that's migraine's ass

[@kitnolan8090]

Jim would be the King of Halloween. All he would need to do is reach into his magical wardrobe and pull out a persona. Long may he reign!

[@samuelslick4548]

Hear, hear!

[@katara419]

Brilliant! I love the Egyptian gods and study them with pleasure. You always surprise me with original video ideas.

[@Lemon_2148]

I thought it said “Anubis edges you” I was like 😅

[@MissKitae]

Little spicy for KZbin, lmao.

[@geekychannel2543]

@@MissKitae Sadly

[@britnicox3929]

I’M DYING OH MY GOD 😂😂

[@PhoenixMilk]

I read it as embracing you and I got to confused

[@nickelliott5182]

👀

[@ljcarolina809]

Jim, you are truly proving to us why you are the master at ASMR. I love how you create content that is right on time for me personally and so relaxing. I got so many tingles especially from your voice and the sounds you created in this video. I love how you Incorporated the Egyptian theme as well. You look awesome and I enjoyed this video! Thank you Jim ❤️

[@torijade352]

jim, you're always posting the right things at the right time. I'm currently enrolled in an Art History class, and today I spent hours studying Ancient Egyptian history! I'm so excited to enjoy this vid 🖤

[@mapleleaf65]

and nothing puts me to sleep better than someone removing my brain. Please, have at it, I've had my fill.

[@jdprettynails]

Me, an Ephemeral Rift fan: YES

[@matthewmajors4534]

Head empty, no thoughts

[@jeanninepeters9500]

That beautiful, eerie, cold, alien voice is delicious and compelling. So oddly soothing and yet I listened to every word and scratch, the tiny sounds. 🤘 you make a great god

[@Ninsidhe]

From the first moment *everything* about this aesthetic flooded me with pleasure- the light hitting the mask, the black reflective surface of the gloves and their sound, the incense, the way the wraps crisscross your body, the contrast of the black corset and the white bindings- and that echoing *voice*- *flails slightly in delight* . I had to get up and burn some frankincense in my room just to increase the immersion- I truly love the atmospheres you create in these videos, even if I keep my mind skittering away from some of the things you're actually doing in some of them. *grinning* Your voice is magick itself. ❤️

[@TheyseekherthereASMR]

All those eternal afterlife triggers are doing a wonder for me today. As long as you're prying my cerebral matter out *delicately* that's fine... 😅 Another themed ASMR video I didn't know I needed but love. Thanks for getting us in the mood for the upcoming spooky season!

[@GaryTheGray]

So very cool to see an ASMR video on something I've been fascinated with my entire life. You really did this justice.

[@heavymetalcroissant]

One of my horses just broke out of its stall, as soon as I found him I decided to watch some of this. Thank you Jim, my heart is no longer running a marathon.

[@FurryToraChan]

The most relaxing, helpful and coziest Anubis ever!

[@foongern1071]

I never thought the only person to make me feel capable of moving on and doing good would be the literal god of death Anubis: calm, composed, professional also Anubis: POKES MY HEART WITH A KNIFE

[@RavenAngel42]

That wrapping is amazing and you look so natural in evening gloves 😍

[@djedsystem]

I am not at all into ASMR personally; my friend sent me this video because they know I LOVE Egyptian mythos and adore the god Anubis. This is the first, and only, ASMR video that has managed to give me comfort and to relax me. Thank you for that, I really needed the moment of peace.

[@hauntedmushroomsasmr7716]

I feel like you are one of the most interesting people I have ever seen on the internet and that’s saying something. Can’t wait to watch this! 🖤

[@jupiterrising887]

Yo Anubis, watch what you're doing man, you're spilling good deeds all over the table. Those are my deeds, this is my eternal soul, be careful with that spoon!

[@shins2641]

I think Jim can read my mind because I’ve been thinking of creating a character based on Anubis... Honestly great vid tho! Keep up the great work!

[@geekychannel2543]

Jim run The furries are coming In all seriousness though, I really, really enjoyed this.

[@caprikuma]

Jim, no wait The furries are on their way Just hold on a second

[@deidaraswaifu]

Jim, we are already here

[@jkishhabi]

Em Hotep! Very kind of Lord Yinepu to attend to me personally. Dua Yinepu-Wepwawet, Ankh Udja Seneb.(note I'm a Kemetic pagan/witch by spiritual practice, and a Unitarian Universalist in organized life, which means I have great respect for all faiths and for agnostics, and atheists. Whatever gets you through life and keeps you healthy as long as it doesn't include trying to take that away from other people is my personal philosophy. Thanks Jim, I will get great relaxing spiritual comfort from this video.

[@marystone860]

Hi! I am a Eclectic witch, and I agree with you! If it really helps you, and it's not hurting anyone, why not?

[@draconity]

Your channel is undoubtedly the coolest and most interesting ASMR channel on KZbin. I dig your commitment and the creative work you put into each video. It’s really impressive.

[@suus_myself]

So i read “you’re dead. And now the *patreon* god of lost souls....” 🤭

[@alexandramoskovchenko5594]

Was a great fan of ancient Egypt in childhood,so watching this was like meeting first love

[@JessKCreative]

MASSIVE tingles from the breathing at the beginning. This is a beautiful video. 💜

[@kallanders3853]

I don't often comment on videos, but I found this absolutely beautiful and as someone who not only studied Egyptian mythology and Coptic in uni, but is also Kemetic, this struck such a deep chord with me. Incredibly well done and I truly hope you consider making it a series. I, for one, would love to see Djehuty (Thoth). Dua be to the gods and you, for the wonderful content you create.

[@adrianmars2603]

wow I love this so much. I’ve always been fascinated by egyptian mythology and anubis is my favorite egyptian god by far. that mask is so beautiful and I loved all of the hand gestures, they had a lot of personality and grace to them it added to the already cool atmosphere. you’re a legend for this one 🖤🖤🖤

[@oscarb4772]

The organ removal was surprisingly very tingly. Repo! The genetic opera ASMR next? Only time can tell. (Could be a fun project with other creators to play other characters 👀)

[@나는윈드워커를사랑한]

'I am Anubis, and you are no more' Such a mood

[@ProfessorASMR]

This is quite relaxing and a wonderfully creative role play! Thank you for the tingles, Jim!

[@theonlyredwolf]

YEAH!!!!! I've been wondering when you'd do something Egyptian! WOO! I LOVE everything about this video! The echo effect was chef's kiss! This and Timber are my favorites subject-wise. I love your Anubis mask, your Atlantis mask and your Timber mask!!! I find it REALLY suspicious that this judgement occurred RIGHT AFTER the Astaroth video, Jim. I LOLed when you said "Though my actions take place under the table..." cuz I never thought you'd draw attention to it :D Well done! Applause! Applause!

[@ThisAndromedaCat]

Always during lunch! Jim, you might like books by Nicki Scully, particularly "Shamanic Mysteries of Egypt" if you like Anubis.

[@KBCuddlesASMR]

Question: That heart looks painstakingly familiar......... That wouldn't have come from a certain third-eyed individual now, would it? 🤔🤔🤔🤔

[@suus_myself]

KB Cuddles ASMR 😂😂

[@SerenityBane]

I think it can from a slightly deranged serial killer dressed like a bunny.

[@BreaTheBrat]

I was afraid that I was being judged by the deeds of Matt's heart 😬. Thank goodness it wasn't.

[@KBCuddlesASMR]

@@SerenityBane I concur.

[@suus_myself]

Ariel_Grey29 you are gonna make me sad, now i think of saturday. I want it back🥺

[@sydneyross1586]

Omg your Anubis voice is so captivating!! I absolutely love it! I pretty much jumped out of my chair when I heard it

[@asmr_kiwi9774]

You impress me with each video :O You keep getting better! IDK how that's even possible xD Really love the mise en scene of the video! Super relaxing ♥

[@2301kira]

I'm now so deeply relaxed. My heart wasn't in line with my soul today, but that's exactly the sounds and words I needed now. 🌙🌙

[@theswisswereright]

I knew on a conscious level that this video would be a post-death "judging" RP, but on another level, I somehow expected to be read for my fashion choices.

[@gippywhite]

Extremely well done!!!!!!!!!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 Great sounds, costume, lighting, background, concept, storyline, props, editing, and, as always, a great actor with a phenomenal voice. 🤟🏻 I love the head wrapping at the end. 🤕 Wonder touch!!! Ironically, eternal rest is exactly what I need and exactly what I’m not getting right now. 8 days of 5 hours of broken sleep or less. 😩 BTWs, your candle wafting abilities are on point!!! 🕯👋🏻 Well done, Mr. Anubis, sir. Much love!!! 💙💙💙

[@riseabovehate44]

Anubis: I am Anubis Me: Hi Anubis! 👋 Anubis: and you... Me: Oh, my name is... Anubis: are no more. Me: oh... Great video! I remember studying ancient Egypt and it was one of my favorite time periods and it looks like you did your homework (from what I remember).

[@marxjester9802]

This Anubis guy seems to be pretty knowledgeable about weighing things. I wonder if he can tell me what is heavier, a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks?

[@UndeadGrizzly44]

I enjoyed this roleplay much more than I care to admit lol very well done Jim. Not many people can pull of the God of the Dead

[@JasperCatProductions]

Love the glove sounds, and your costume. The idea of being judged by good deeds and not how naughty I’ve been sounds very comforting. Excellent video!

[@muunshruum]

This is sooo perfect and the echo adds a mysterious feel. Absolutely amazing! I also love the ending. Awesome job!

[@Biochemitra]

I wouldn't have considered spooning sand from a bowl as one of my triggers, but the situation, the gentleness of the voice, and the positive outcome really make this a nice, relaxing experience.

[@northertimelord]

How intriguing, calm yet interesting and a peaceful way to prepare my husk, your voice is soothing beyond belief....was kind of nervous about the judging, lol, yet I prevail! I must be doing something right, great video, great outfit, great sleep I'll have tonight! Kudos! :D

[@bloodyhell8524]

Finally, the deadness I feel on the inside can finally match my outsides

[@TitaniteHydra]

Gotta say, Jim- I absolutely love the voice in this one. Especially resonant and relaxing.

[@celeste7113]

NOOO, I cannot be dead!! I wanted to watch Frisson, Tirar, and Jim collab first T_T But I rate this embalming experience 10 anyway 😍👍

[@julianonomasque]

Amazing video, I love it! 🤩I loved ancient Egypt when I was younger and Anubis was one of my favourites Ancient Egypt Gods. Thanks Jim!

[@lexi9050]

Brilliant as ever Jim. Your attention to detail, your vocal range is superb.

[@Val.Laroche.239]

Just what I needed to see on my feed. Barely two minutes in and I already am loving it (like every other video on this channel).

[@TheLeaf424]

Please go into voice acting if you haven't already. The delivery of "one more for luck" at 14:00 was positively evil

[@Batwoman228]

Yes! I love this! It's so good! I've been doing some more research on Anubis lately since he is one of my favorite gods. On another somewhat unrelated note I joined this drawing club on discord, it's based off of a webtoon called Spirit Fingers, and I had to choose a color for my name and I was stuck between Anubis Black Finger and Bleeding Crimson Finger, I went with bleeding crimson finger though.

[@goblingunk_]

This is so so good, Jim. So alien and mystical and amazing. I loved your portrayal.

[@TheGoatedPlum]

The endless creativity is astounding. Jim you are a national treasure.

[@saaturn.1659]

The content of your channel is AMAZING. You have new sub.

[@rrringles]

The echo effect really sold this for me! Though we only saw a stone wall, it feels like the wall of a massive, cavernous chamber. I found it very intimidating/humbling. It's perfect!

[@SakuyalzayoiTheMaid]

*_everybody gangsta till the guy has no heart to scale_*

[@dustinbellair5822]

Honestly I’m surprised I’ve never seen an interpretation of the immediate Ancient Egyptian done this way! Thank you Jim for creating this!

[@wielderofspoons]

I love Egyptian mythogy 😃 seeing as I'm not likely to be mummified irl I'll take this as the next best thing!

[@shiatsamordu2502]

I swear you are the most creative asmrtist out there. I especially love your history vids. At this point I'm half expecting you to do a dragon asmr video lol. (Kidding about the dragon asmr. It would be cool, though!)

[@bbqtoon]

So I watched this as soon as it came out and loved it, but I fell asleep right after because of the relaxing sand 😸 So I’m back to watch again and leave a comment, because this video is great... As someone who loves Egyptian mythology so much that they got 100% Completion in Assassins Creed Origins, I have to say that you did a fantastic job! Also, your voice is so incredible in this... truly godlike... and spooning sand like that was a really effective asmr trigger for me. Thank you for making this ☺️ I also liked the possible allusion to the ancient gods being ancient aliens at 13:13: “Which is why when my people arrived here, we taught you how to make these tombs”. I’m going to simp really hard now and say that if I were to compare Jim to an Egyptian deity, my first pick might be Nefertem, also known as "He Who is Beautiful" 💙

[@JulieASMRVideos]

That ending. Wow. 🔥

[@TheMysticCurl]

Very original and well done, as always!

[@AR_Sarv]

This is amazing. Please do a full one hour version with more philosophy and life lessons. I loved it.

[@A_Bookish_Obsession]

I saw the title and immediately thought of House of Anubis... does anyone else remember that show? Also side note: 12:26 was such a harsh unpleasant sound that made my skin crawl. I don't know your exact set up but if the mic was really close to it when you did that I suggest maybe having it a bit further away, and if it's because the sensitivity was high when you did that I would suggest turning it down for that part, or editing it so it's not so loud- which would help with the unpleasantness of it. Then again maybe I'm just being picky because I have misophonia. Anyway if you read this far than I want to thank you reading my comment all the way through, Jim. :)

[@andrea.d.93]

The funny thing is, a similar sound started at 6:20 and it gave me mad tingles,so I guess to each their own...

[@Anita-vl2du]

I’m so happy an Egyptian ASMR was made! 🤩

[@artemisiavladu509]

Jim: 𝕴- Me: *immediately astral projects*

[@sabrinafuzz87]

Um I would like to officially request more Deity ASMR. This is amazing. ❤️

[@adriennegonzales2636]

My will is good. I'd pass this test... so why am I teary? Next level asmr concept.

[@PandastcASMR]

Me: Hahah you think you have the power to judge me?! Haha only god can... Also me: *notices title says Egyptian God* Also also me: *laughs nervously* IM IN DANGER

[@xarvist0]

Jim: “I’m Anubis” Me: “and I just got a new hyperfixation” goes on to study ancient Egyptian mythology all over again Edit: we need more of this please (ps: loved the clothes you used for this video, so simple yet so full of story and on point

[@gippywhite]

Hi!!! 👋🏻 I hope you all have a wonderful day!!! Much love, everybody!!!! ✌🏻🤟🏻🖖🏻💙💙💙

[@suus_myself]

GippyWhite awhh how kind! You too!!

[@gippywhite]

Suus 🙏🏻Thank you! 🤗💙💙💙

[@prajawalgurung6121]

The real superhuman

[@TreeHairedGingerAle]

Ahoy! 👋💙💙💙Many thanks! A wonderful day/night to ye as well, and good luck! (∩＿∩)

[@gippywhite]

Prajawal Gurung Who, me? Naaaah. Jim is, though. 😁 💙💙💙

[@malleusmaleficarum2992]

We're dead, because the Malenkee finale killed us.

[@setsyoufree8]

And our brain got removed anyway! Dimi (🥺) warned us!! 😱

[@Scourgefly]

ahh yes the great one does it again, haven’t listened in a while but you’ve gotten so good✨✨

[@thatbeaniejunkie4353]

Love love L O V E this! Seeing a God who doesn't get as much representation as he deserves makes me so happy

[@ChaiTeaFox]

Anubis!!!!!!! I love egyptology, so seeing this made me so happy. Gods! Woooo!!!!

[@slasherbabe9153]

Anubis is one of my favorite ancient gods/characters. Thank you! 👍❤

[@elizabeths5086]

Your creativity is beautiful!

[@MeditativeLullabyASMR]

Your first words gave me shivers!

[@TheHarliestQuinn]

Every subscriber who had an ancient Egypt phase in childhood is probably rejoicing rn

[@RavixAryss]

Honestly fantastic. I loved this!