ANZACs Escape Crete | ArmA 3 - A Fustercluck in WW2

[@Jay-ln1co]

"I lost my previous squad, so I'm taking over yours." *everyone proceeds to die*

[@lucagorosito3715]

hunt down the freeeman be like

[@TheDiloEmpire]

I just clicked onto this video from searching "half life 2 ending" and this is the first reply i see ​@@lucagorosito3715

[@nikital.6523]

"-Is that a flare? -I think it's Sun." Ah yes, the famed Australian 2nd Auxiliary Molepeople Company.

[@OutbackCatgirl]

They're all from coober pedy, don't question it

[@sirboomsalot4902]

It’s like that time the HMAS Sydney and a few other ships misidentified the planet Venus as a Japanese bomber and opened fire in it. Yes, that is the same Sydney that would later be lost with all hands due to a *spicy* cargo ship

[@aquila4460]

@@sirboomsalot4902 I mean, had they been as paranoid as with the Venus the Germans wouldn't have had any chance.

[@knighthunter1791]

@@aquila4460 just anything that doesn't have a British flag, just opens fire on it. A plane that's not RAF? shoot it down, they're probably bad.

[@Bruh-hq1hx]

@@sirboomsalot4902 wait how

[@willtreaty011]

I love the way that Rimmy talks with the mortar team at the start. He really seems like a pissed off officer that really wants that mortar barrage

[@KissedByFire16]

high end RP

[@Nuxi10.]

@@KissedByFire16 high ultra roleplay

[@KanuckStreams]

"The problem is between the Ranging Table and the Mortar." I got I.T. training, and that looked suspiciously similar to "Problem Between Keyboard and Chair". I love it.

[@kis5140]

I’d have a very realistic panic attack if I was that crew lmao

[@arunlewis4416]

Ah yes, Australians in the Mediterranean. Hope they don’t get drawn into a month long siege and the British leave

[@davisdelp8131]

Hahahahaha

[@nicholaswilson9194]

Woah. That hit hard.

[@Strawberry-12.]

ItsMad Lad or get bog down in a amphibious assault

[@sergeantskrtskrt9594]

Meanwhile. The Eritreans fighting the allies in Italy: *Why the fuck have we come here? No like seriously, someone tells me why we're here and not in fucking Egypt. No one feels like we're being used for the wrong purposes?*

[@lilwyvern4]

It's fine! All they have to do is hold on until the navy breaks through the defences! That's should be happening any second now... ...aaaaaaany second now... See? Explosions! Oh wait, those are ours.

[@briguy345]

Rimmy: "I have not come this far to die!" Boat: 10 seconds later glitches everyone on board and kills them

[@Mystickrage]

not a glitch dude started the boat with out telling anyone and it killed them cause arma is horrible with its body animation and hitboxes so it moved they fell into the boat it registered as being crushed

[@havak9831]

@@Mystickrage that's the very definition of a glitch lol

[@vincenzomonster5136]

"The machine spirit is angry."

[@Ltblitzful]

@@havak9831 its not a bug its a feature

[@havak9831]

@@Ltblitzful but its not a Bethesda game

[@ethancross2322]

Of course the Owen gun had an upside down clip, it's made in Australia.

[@800ninjas8]

@Sickens_like_the_chickens Clipazine.

[@corinthianimperialstudios704]

clip. Clip. CLIP. CLIP! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE sorry.

[@thegrayowl1557]

@Sickens_like_the_chickens Stripper clip

[@Paratroopersteark]

not just that, the iron-sights are in the left side of the gun, what makes it even more weirder

[@evanbradley6169]

@@Paratroopersteark I guess it could come in handy if you were firing from the prone position with the sights pointing upwards and reloading could be easier with the magazine on the left-hand side. It's still a strange design, to be sure.

[@kohakuae16]

Simpertine, yep that’s a word I guess

[@specialk314]

I believe is pronounced Serpent Time

[@LSPD1909]

@@specialk314 nah, it's spelt enitnepreS

[@Steved0re]

Simpertine: conjunction (simp-per-teen): Respectfully serpentine

[@ytrtea1089]

That's what a Smip would say

[@happydisaster6703]

Simper Pog

[@arguellesargie]

7:58 “Hanz look theirs an aussie over their” “Yeah we can kill one more” *30 aussies cross over* “Hanz we might be in trouble”

[@Zack_Wester]

1:56 feels about right historicaly. ok what mortals do we have? M81 that fires 81MM rounds. ok and what range table do we have we have the D4-9CM range table. ok thats bad. we also have 80MM rounds. so we got mortal that cant fire? no we can fire just forget the world accuracy.

[@OutbackCatgirl]

FIRE, PUNY MORTALS!

[@mrlegodude96alt2]

I mean it's real crete hours, what little artillery the kiwis had didn't have sights, or if they did have sights they didn't have ammo

[@themrfives]

The Owen Gun looks someone combined a sten and a bren gun.

[@pp-iu1zr]

It's just a Sten fed from the top because ausies don't care about such trivial things like logic

[@comradekenobi6908]

@@pp-iu1zr it's more suitable for jungle terrain

[@bhkhang]

The Bizarre B.A.R it’s not upside down for them

[@wheneggsdrop1701]

@@comradekenobi6908 No because it feeds the ammo into the gun better.

[@Dutchguy.94]

to be fair the design is based of a gun made by some kid in his shed.

[@approximateCognition]

*Looks a sun* "Why is there a flare?"

[@friedrichsanktgermain7632]

That’s just God firing an illumination round, pay Him no mind

[@alanwestmoreland6152]

6:15 *everybody gangsta till g-man starts recruiting from the fustercluck*

[@mbufton]

The right gaggle of idiots in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world

[@aquila4460]

Ah yes, after a long and desperate battle against the superior ground and airforces of the Axis. the Kiwis and Aussies were not beaten by the enemy, but by their own boats who started to move before people could properly enter them. Killing them all.

[@derDosenoeffner]

1:07 "Yep, I'm going for the wall as well" 40 years of Eastern Germany and almost 30 years with the wall dividing germany summed up in one sentence. And they say, video games are not for educational purposes.

[@keithsalyerjr]

Mortar Crew: "We have no tables" Rimmy: You put a round there, or so help me...

[@wyattbequette3596]

7:46 can we please acknowledge the man who’s first instinct when being shot at is to roll down a road

[@monkeyb0xfilms216]

The confusion and the rolling was the best, shit killed me

[@galbert117]

*the squad Rimmy takes command of after he lost his squad on the way there* "Well shit...here we go again..."

[@M3M3M0TH]

When's our leg reveal rimmy? Where's our VODS rimmy? We need more. All of them!

[@tnzycrew7227]

Well... i just read that

[@lulzalfest]

Im still waiting for those feet pics from the sisters of battle

[@ebinshumate3132]

“Before you type that comment, we’re aware there were no Owen Guns in Crete” Honestly, I would never have said that if you didn’t say anything, but since you did... There where no Owen guns in Crete

[@bulldowozer5858]

"The longer the icon of Australia stays on Crete, the more likely it is to get caught in an ambush"

[@Sir_Bucket]

6:14 first documented interaction between the G-man and australian Freeman

[@codyclone1216]

Rimmy "Germans in the trees" Trees yelling "Siege hiel" I have probably misspelled something because I just woke up

[@codyclone1216]

Thank you to the person who corrected me on "Siege heil" i couldn't find your name in the comments below but thanks

[@jakethesnake3593]

6.13 I see that the commisars from 40k have somehow ended in WWII.

[@gamerzplayerz5780]

6:13 Fix for ya lads

[@demicus]

Somewhere Digby got suddenly excited and didn't know why, until now.

[@liasonlee1248]

Fought through hell and lost an entire command squad. Rimmy: I will take command of the next squad I find. Everyone's dead. LOL

[@playeroftau]

"I've lost all of my command squad ... I'm here to take command!" Nervous sweating

[@Proiteus]

Anyone else wanna see Rimmy play Renegade X? Or better yet the Alpha for Renegade X Firestorm? XD Seriously was surprised not to see the C&C fan maintained FPS RTS hybrid featured on his channel somewhere.

[@MrFullCrumb01]

God, I forgot that existed. I gotta go and play that again.

[@Proiteus]

​@@MrFullCrumb01 They're releasing a Tiberian Sun version this Fall, thats how I found out about it and it looks glorious.

[@SimpkinSlice]

Love it when you make vids of ops I make, means I can see the best bits from y'alls perspective and that it was good enough for a vid!

[@grahamblair9831]

Fighting to waltzing Matilda.... outstanding 😂😂

[@wireshock4633]

* Civ 6 intensifies *

[@enoughofyourkoicarp]

Rimmy: "I have lost my command squad, I'm here to take command!" Everybody else: "... Uhhh, fuck."

[@MazzaAzi]

Rimmy: *remembers that British officers don't duck* also Rimmy: *continues to duck when appropriate* Me: *COMMONWEALTHS IN DISAPPOINTMENT*

[@wheneggsdrop1701]

Operation Mercury for many brain cells I lost watching this.

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

Waltzing Matilda is such a great song

[@jeanre1761]

Rimmys videos always make my day 🤣

[@Emma_7567]

Same

[@Tuulos]

No better time to get angry than when you are wrong.

[@saintjacktar7242]

My Great Uncle Walter Daven 2/4th Infantry was an Australian Army Captain in the Battle of Crete, was shot in the neck and survived.

[@Aussiebushwookie]

No one: Absolutely no one: Rimmy: I’VE LOST MY ENTIER COMMAND SQUAD GETTING HERE!!!. Soo I’m taking command now.

[@asianinvasian9022]

I love how, either into character rimmy gets or the fact that he is permanently at the happy stage of pissed

[@azraelsaint499]

god the raw fuckin emotion when he yells "no" at 4:39 And oh god I fuckin pissed myself laughing at rimmy's reaction at 5:50

[@Otori6386]

Because the thing you want to hear in a warzone is "I've lost my squad, I'm here to take command"

[@noahthelunardragon]

love the end part with the boat moving and killing everyone on it XD

[@Gruvmpy]

The line "fucking eyyy" was absolutely accurate out of all those lines

[@Herpter_91]

1:50 pissed Rimmy is best Rimmy. Also, I absolutely love that the music is Waltzing Matilda!

[@hristosparaskevas104]

As an Australian Greek, thank you so much for portraying Crete, a battle where we fought side by side for freedom, albeit in your own comedic way!

[@brassmonkey8371]

4:39 I felt that "Noo!"

[@anthony2002able]

Simpertine. verb: the act of running in a zigzag pattern while giving Pokemane a $1,000 donation

[@SpectrumAnalysis]

I love these vids. You guys need to do some more WW1 vids, cos all I've seen from you is the dogfighting vid. I'd love to see you guys in Trench Warfare conditions, seeing as we haven't seen much of that besides part of a ww2 vid and that time your server crashed in Vietnam. Maybe something like The Western Front, Eastern Front, Gallipoli as the ANZACs or even the Arab Revolt would be cool for you guys to do. Keep up the good work!

[@TheCooldog]

Foehammer: talks shit about australians Rimmy: *giorno's theme plays*

[@nuclearphoenix177]

Anyone else think rimmys favourite ww2 vehicle may be the M16 MGMC for the reason that it has a lot of dakka

[@MayDayMei98]

"My command squad is dead! I'm here to lead you!" Not the best pitch for taking command of a team.

[@canadianragin]

As usual with Rimmy’s videos, I get about 5 minutes in, then I get distracted and go listen to about 20 different versions of Waltzing Matilda in a row.

[@kaiserpanzer548]

4:11 "We've gone through Hell and Back" Sabaton fans you guys know what to do

[@mr.chaplain4958]

THROUGH THE GATES OF HELL.

[@AceOfBlackjack]

Me no know lyrics

[@Wywern291]

In Australia even the magazines are upside down.

[@wpsp2010]

3:37 easily the best two clips imo

[@user-jq4by3vy1o]

Hey you realize it's waltzing Matilda in the background

[@blazichaos7181]

"Kiwi, Straight ahead. Germans literally right ahead of you" Ah yes, us Kiwi's one weakness, not seeing Germans, BUT we make up for it with being able to spot sheep 20 miles away!

[@anubisd613]

6:05 NEVER ,EVER ANGER Rimmy!

[@heartborne]

This video got randomly recommended to me by the algorithm, right after watching a documentary video about swamps... Proper reaction = for once, KZbin works!

[@chuckn4851]

To quote Womble, "Why does everybody in this game insist on driving like a maniac??"

[@cnlbenmc]

Love that "Reload" Animation on the Owen gun.

[@hamper6511]

Germans in the trees is the most horrifying thing a vietnam-ww2 veteran could ever say in his life

[@DigbyTathamWarterZF]

There were no Owen Guns at Cre... Oh. Carry on!

[@warpig6459]

4:10 "SAM, weve gone through hell and back" TO HELL AND BACK INTENSIFUES, BUT US SUNG IN AUSTRALIAN ACCENT

[@roscoewhite3793]

"We have gone through hell and back!" There must be a cooler way to go, cobber!

[@demicus]

Ah yes, proper ending to any op: Arma'd by the physics.

[@yinmaungthant4872]

4:11 We have gone through hell and back. *Aussie Murphy intensifies*

[@okonkwojones]

4:17 just delighted me to no end.

[@v.i.glusta4712]

I cant wait to join one of your units ops when i get a new gaming pc whats gonna be even better is the fact im part italian so all im gonna hear for ww2 is "oh wow youve already switched sides?"

[@ryanmurray7941]

OWEN GUN WASNT AT CRETE >:((((

[@comradekenobi6908]

Hey, at least it's not like BF5 levels of inaccuracy

[@xenotriver]

He said that in like the first 10 seconds...

[@jexiagalleta4712]

@@xenotriver that's the joke

[@ryanmurray7941]

ComradeKenobi don’t understand the bf5 inaccuracy argument. It’s a fuckin video game where u respawn n shit. Not really accurate that

[@ryanmurray7941]

Xenotriver lies

[@HeliumCarbonated]

ArmA 3: Latent Rage Issues: Australian Edition

[@Southern_Crusader]

The prequel to Crocodile Dun Dee looks crazy!

[@MithrilRoshi]

I noticed in these videos Rimmy is slowly becoming more grumpy and more salty lol

[@MrCurbinator]

He’s becoming a man, lol

[@wildname9718]

It takes a brave commander to exfill before his troops do.

[@jamesharding3459]

I had no idea the Owen gun wasn't used by Anzac on Crete. Thank you for telling me.

[@thedoctorss69]

God I remember watching this

[@admiralhackett7686]

Rimmy being more aussie than usual is a gift

[@brycebucyk4820]

Officer: Okay we're gonna capture the town is that understood Grunt: (puts an arm up) Officer: Yesss... Grunt: is there a pub Officer: Mayb... Grunt: LETS FUCKING DO THIS

[@StutterGutter]

The way the Australians designed the Owens gun is so funny it was just a kid who made a gun out of scrap metal and then some old guy went yeah let's show the military this and it worked eventually

[@albiesnyder412]

This certainly explains the results of the Emu war.

[@worcestershiresauce3893]

I love how waltzing Matilda was playing in the background.

[@Chickensammichgod]

I'd like to say that the Owen gun is fucking beautiful and the fact that some kid made it in a garage for fun is 10 times better.

[@LordRavensong]

Singing along to Waltzing Matilda played in the background males me happy

[@kazudv1071]

Waltzing Matilda is so engrained in my brain after hours of playing civ 6

[@jefffranklin4894]

Been to Crete on holiday, very nice place with nice people, best hotel on the island is the Creta Star so I recommend going there if you ever have the chance to go to Crete

[@gabrieldeoliveira8304]

Rimmy: “...you’re about to be [dead] for those fucking comments!” A man in a clean suit approaches him Rimmy: “who the fuck is this guy?”

[@22XERO22]

1:38 Damn, really getting into the role of a higher up giving orders which arnt being complete.

[@alphastark8883]

This is a first as I can say I remember watching some of this on stream!

[@patrickspaceman305]

Lol G-Man appearing..."Wake up...mis-ter Rimmy...time..to wake...up."

[@sev2136]

Btw Rimmy have you heard about a Game called Silent Storm? If it not its a WW2 tactical RPG game, it even features Power armor. It's pretty cheap for the gold edition on steam which is basically the base game and its expansion Sentinels which lets you change uniforms on your guys.

[@8076A]

I've been to Crete twice now, lovely place. Speed limits are a myth, turn signals are optional, and road laws non-existent as there are like 5 police officers for half the island.

[@carbonwolf3865]

1:30 "The problem is between the ranging table and mortar" lol artillery equivalent of PEBKAC

[@specter3983]

Mad Rimmy is scary but funny at the same time

[@trivialslope]

Acoustic waltzing matilda is nice

[@Orlok26]

Chilling and watching from cell block 6

[@mattbrightbill8215]

Play Sabaton's to hell and back whenever Rimmy yells hell. Doubles the video's time length

[@rusthedelusional2613]

The trees are speaking Kraut!

[@Sigma-gb9yd]

Ah the sun. The *BIGGEST* of flares!

[@terrified057t4]

4:35 Holy shit horrific band of brothers moment

[@lordroku7762]

Rimmy your neighbors must love you

[@PetersaberHD]

"I've lost all of my squad. I'm here to take command" - not a glowing review, is it?

[@loah_1]

"Pavlova" ah good, glad we have some Kiwi representation.