shower thoughts that keep me up at night..

[@ZYBERPUNKZ]

“Knocking on someone’s door is basically punching their house until they give you attention” Yeah it be like that

[@vibehailz5057]

ZY Gamer why does that make me feel bad for the house

[@ZYBERPUNKZ]

Haileybaileybear C #houserights

[@beastyferret8070]

Lol

[@uriah9645]

Top 10 big brain moments

[@joshuadaniels7224]

@@uriah9645 oh yeah, its big brain time

[@JP-wt4zr]

"Clapping is just giving yourself a high five for someone elses hard work" I never felt so dumb🤨😥

[@emnbeats41]

J P bro SAME

[@pau6545]

Clapping is basically hitting yourself because you like something.

[@penem7632]

Wait what you basically changed my mind.Hit me so hard

[@rickardoramchand6466]

Clapping is like telling yourself why tf you clapping you had to help or that person did the work and you just clapping.

[@Yourbatbite]

youre just hitting yourself 🤦‍♀️

[@random.4761]

This video literally made me question everyone's existence.

[@elmolong8102]

Same

[@elperron1008]

I'm ain't that stupid

[@wumbofan336]

you mean everything

[@omit4727]

That profile pic 🙃 "Unzips pants"

[@random.4761]

@@omit4727 *aight imma head out-*

[@idonotusethischannelanymor8051]

Shower thought: "I need to pay the water bill"

[@whizzy9315]

LOL

[@kit-kat5439]

Woah

[@gilbeyarancillo2147]

LMAOO

[@itzmai9845]

XD

[@qweepee4693]

Cheers to you my guy

[@123jbuster]

When he said: “The brain named itself” I felt that.

[@tekkerzbros3545]

Simply not only did it name itself, it was surprised it did too. 👀🤯

[@demontimeyt4438]

Woah i read something a brain thought of

[@yonnawatson571]

We are our brains.

[@silenceisbetterthannonsense]

Simply Actually, your brain felt that

[@MauriceMelodix]

Who else is high rn

[@antonioliu6309]

My favorite: Tom from Tom and Jerry actually is just always pretending to hate Jerry in front of his owner so that he doesn't get replaced with a cat that actually wants to kill Jerry

[@TSProductionsVideos]

its big brain time

[@alolanpikachu7330]

Really?!? Hrmmmm

[@Hamza-uh6oy]

I knew their has been some love, keep fighting Tommy ❤

[@pilaramadouwu657]

That's kinda wholesome

[@theofficalsilentraven]

Whaaaat

[@Accursed_Bone_Collective]

He's spitting straight facts.

[@Azidoazideazide.]

Not exactly.

[@Nerrrdgasm]

Big ass Factzz

[@NHC859]

Chinedu Opara wow... nigga u racist

[@cheesyquokka]

yooooo🤔🤔🤔like😳😳😳

[@universe514]

opinionated but i’m always spitting straight facts

[@lowkeyloki4261]

"If you're waiting for the waiter you're the waiter" I lost some of my brain cells there

[@arabzgirl]

Lol 😂

[@nettii_x3]

It hurts so bad xd

[@shgsu9503]

Wait a minute-

[@parakeetbudgie]

you lose 32,000 braincells each second i pretty sure

[@Aliix458]

No, stop it- Fine, you got me.

[@imadeyoureadthis7823]

If someone asks you “where’s the beach”, you can point in any direction and still be correct

[@rlybaddude737]

Point straight up and you will be wrong

[@MrFuzzy-xv1sk]

Or down

[@jagodak.6867]

@@MrFuzzy-xv1sk down... Can be a beach at the other side of the world

[@mikeman9090]

@@rlybaddude737 who's to say there's no beaches in other far off galaxy's that have yet to be seen

[@rlybaddude737]

@@mikeman9090 the chances of hitting another planet (assuming pointing is a straight line with the width of 1-2cm) are so small its actually near impossible to hit anything and that something also needs to have liqiud lakes and you need to hit the edge of a body of liquid then i would cosider it more unlickely than winning the lottery

[@xander8574]

"we live in a society." *i felt that*

[@jasonirawan]

Bottom text.

[@D2rdrd]

@@jasonirawan Comment of a comment

[@wendycortes1337]

😂

[@OnlyMisery]

_A society that we live in_

[@whathahuherearthop7689]

When I read this he said We LiVe In A SoCiEtY

[@RayQns]

“The only reason we want Money is to lose it all in the end” Mr. Krabs: No

[@jakebardownski3731]

well said, well said

[@chloebryant6270]

RayIsNot Ok felt

[@1millionsubswithonly2video39]

wheezeeeee

[@gradyr4789]

yeah, we will lose everything in the end

[@stixky8102]

@@gradyr4789 not our soul

[@cerealmug450]

Shower thought: if everything is made of atoms then school is just atoms forcing other atoms to learn about other atoms

[@raulelmorro9687]

I want to cry

[@urfavleo07]

Lol

[@kevinduliesco5468]

@Stephen Curry lmao

[@plebthepebble3877]

.3. never thought of that

[@pkmntrainerred4247]

OH MY FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

[@spaicklesauce754]

"My eyes can see." "My hands can touch." "My nose can smell."' "So why doesn't my brain t h i n k?"

[@repostburner]

All the things that you listed above happens because your brain think

[@spaicklesauce754]

@@repostburner r/woooooosh

[@spaicklesauce754]

Guys I know this is at 69 likes but please don't let that stop you from liking, seriously.

[@darkx6869]

Fishu nope don’t give them a “r\woooosh” if the right

[@ldbeastmode0689]

BJ SO BOOL it means people who didn’t get the joke

[@littlecr7265]

"Could there be other senses that we just can't Perceive?" Me: Hmm yes. *Common Sense*

[@Mandy.8522]

Little Cr7 underrated comment

[@havannah7150]

Bruh half our generation lack that lmao

[@oyaoyaoya5639]

Havannah 😂 True!

[@farhanachowdury6642]

Havannah ok boomer

[@arisphobic]

Something I don’t have.

[@JGVlogs8]

"The youngest picture of you is the oldest picture of you."

[@tanakamatenga1094]

And vice versa as well

[@vurzey7809]

M

[@yo848]

JG Vlogs i dont get it

[@jameshardees8406]

N I K E the youngest picture of you is when your youngest in age which means it’s the oldest because it’s how ever many years ago. I don’t know if that helped it’s hard to explain

[@yo848]

Aaron Buchebner ohhh i get it thanks for that it did make sense 😊

[@mrtrey7865]

Shower thought: Life is just a long story on how you died.

[@auronnyagangopadhyay7104]

Omg

[@gilbeyarancillo2147]

NO

[@minibagels]

interesting thesis

[@wearenotdoinggethelp1077]

Yeah. My shower thought is quite similar. Living is just the process of diying.

[@ligth3977]

Shower thoughts is just a checkpoint where life gives you a fraction of hints about itself.

[@timothy5092]

"the only reason why we want to make money, is to get rid of all of it in the end" wait what the fu-

[@tranquillrainbows9493]

@Luis DOS SANTOS ZÖBISCH example if you make a super cool machine, you think it's worth getting green paper with numbers on it? Yeah, think of thAT. It was kinda better when you traded, not sure how it will be trying to trade now but, that's what's worth it

[@kubli365]

im14andthisisdeep

[@-hemloyeno9119]

Published get rid of da taxes

[@MCC22]

Oh my

[@RxT7A]

That got me

[@jordanspencer2157]

This is so deep. I almost cried when he said, "We live in a society."

[@KevinLopez-hz9zc]

I want to like but there is 69 likes

[@KevinLopez-hz9zc]

@Jordan Ramsey bet

[@marlin8274]

96 likes now

[@chi0630]

No one: Juillibee “we live in a society”

[@18xDJHx]

my actual thoughts: bro i dont wanna get out the shower, thats gonna be cold as hell.

[@MrBubbles5576]

😂damn right

[@18xDJHx]

@Maxim Palomino when u get out the shower its freezing af, or is that just me

[@MCC22]

Lol

[@anurati1303]

Shit that’s my thoughts as always.

[@eatyourcereal5347]

My random thought: If someone ask if you straight (means ok) if you say no are you gay?

[@shinviews4717]

“You’ve never really truly seen your face before, you’ve only seen it in pictures and reflections” Hit me

[@きよ-f3m]

I made the likes 100 :")

[@Labrynthetic]

I don't get it... What did you mean?

[@subzeroandscorpion6701]

@@Labrynthetic he means that you never actually seen your face yourself, you only saw it from reflections or photos

[@Labrynthetic]

@@subzeroandscorpion6701 I was talking about the "Hit me" part.

[@subzeroandscorpion6701]

@@Labrynthetic yah idk what they meant by that either

[@theodorosthethotsbane6554]

"Knocking is basically punching someone's house until they give you attention" Lol

[@-reniux-]

that had me wheezing 😂

[@dustinsterling3248]

Lol yea that was my fave one

[@lanadelreylvr92893]

*STOP PUNCHING MY HOUSE YOU INPOLITE TRASH BAG*

[@bonkers5196]

Knock knock

[@fabianodias10044]

@@bonkers5196 whos there

[@blalock307]

“Ever wonder how many strangers you pass by not knowing it’s their last day on Earth” I truly felt that

[@realechowinds]

Aiden B. Yo that’s fucking crazy

[@MadisonMendozaa1]

Aiden B. 😭

[@q_w0ckk]

I been thinking that years ago

[@illtake333]

i always this that bro wtf😭like i always see someone and then the next day or something im just like"what if they died or what if i was the last person to see them alive"

[@ElizabethCruz-ps5xw]

I am a nursing student and I helped a patient back at the end of October. He had a stroke and he needed help going to the restroom at hospital. He also needed help with eating as he became very shaky. I cut his pancakes and he ate all his breakfast he had a healthy appetite. I found out during thanksgiving week that he passed away. He was in his mid-fifties. It made me sad because he was such a pleasant person and I was able to have that experience with him.

[@jamesissassy8664]

Shower thought: It’s impossible to think of a brand new colour.

[@mckaylahayes4310]

It rly is .

[@lucy-xk4lq]

Underrated comment

[@ScreamsBaba]

Gimme a sec.....ASDIDFJDOEFJBHGFJWIFHGJIEJH my new color!

[@Ronin12160]

@eshal shoaib u have officaly became einsteins kid

[@artbycallie6816]

I have thought of this before but nobody around me understands what I'm trying to say.

[@santischels]

Shower Thought: People say life is too short, yet its the longest thing we experience

[@justjade256]

what the-

[@Wereboypiko]

Isn’t being thought of the longest thing you experience

[@seriousnesstv7902]

Tell that to babies that die

[@arnavsaxena4278]

@@seriousnesstv7902 I tried but they had none of it.........they were dead

[@megacharizard1356]

isn't death the longest

[@Raditzisop]

shower thought: you’re having shower thoughts while not even in the shower

[@shavy7734]

You spelled ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) wrong.

[@Raditzisop]

shavy i know i always expect auto correct to fix it but the time i need it obviously it doesn’t work so allow me to edit it and thank you for reminding me

[@honkmarris2113]

Your profile picture really tops this comment off.

[@arnavsingh7230]

:/

[@queenbrooklyn5629]

I thought it was just me. I guess not.

[@pate3963]

"life is short, But it is Also the Longest thing you are going to experience"

[@notcarly3744]

Underrated

[@sangitapatel2891]

☠ is infinite

[@cartermorrison8233]

That’s deep

[@TheSadMusician]

@@sangitapatel2891 not really Infinity doesnt have a beginning it just exists but death has a beginning

[@megank6866]

That’s not true, when I die I get eternity with our savior in heaven.

[@summer6993]

Shower thought: Erasers die slowly because of your mistakes

[@kasturiborah7390]

That's deep 😢

[@dislikeallmyvideosyoulittl5797]

"Mistakes make you stronger" Erasers: *sacrificing themselves to make someone stronger*

[@waffelo4681]

r/iam14andthisisdeep

[@enderwigin7976]

Tru

[@oescrito2626]

You are giving ideas for Pixar.

[@vichael]

I only just realized how smooth the transitions between all the topics were

[@aleksandarmanojlovic4988]

That's the best part of this channel

[@chrisslogan8919]

Yeah and so interrelated

[@erika-rs3ns]

there is a different version of you in the mind of each person you know

[@zvezdoblyat]

The fake one, the kind one, the smart one, the fake one, the quiet one, the weird one, the fake one, the loud one, the fake one- did I say that already?

[@viergiesabdapaganini3282]

@@zvezdoblyat no i think

[@hearts4suntan]

That isn't tru- *Wait a second, you might be on to something...*

[@lalouve8841]

I srsly have a phobia like this im scared of what people actually think of me

[@subtohumzaproductions2k916]

Tension exists

[@SamyWYMAN]

Shower thought: you are not scared because you are home alone, you are scared that you are not alone

[@misanthropicseditss5703]

Underrated bruh😂

[@notrealnazer6185]

so underrated

[@JJTR_Arcy]

*shit u right*

[@titanashinsuke1901]

Sometimes I get scared of actually being alone

[@lolitabrewer3403]

This scared me

[@1003drae]

Shower thought: You spend your entire life gathering people for your funeral.

[@tdf_worldkey6666]

Stop

[@dylandropps9139]

Stop

[@bowpro6670]

STOP

[@yourmoneyminenowbitch.3359]

Yikes...

[@user-js7hk2ds1p]

True but....Stop!

[@joonies_dimples]

Someone infected me with this one "if Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly why did it fall off"

[@nixenphoenix3629]

Butter? Idk man

[@crii7498]

@@nixenphoenix3629 BUTTER?? RLLY💀💀

[@cecilliarenata3969]

@@nixenphoenix3629 wdym? Butter song or what?

[@cecilliarenata3969]

FRRR I'VE BEEN THINKING BOUT THAT FOR YEARS

[@manali7279]

@@cecilliarenata3969 Butter song💜😂, but no he/she's talking about literal butter here.

[@xxmatrixflames]

When you sleep. Your just looking at your eye lids.

[@juandavid4089]

Lol thats weird

[@aldervic6293]

*i have insomnia now*

[@annabelleescobar9582]

@@aldervic6293 lol

[@cao_sn]

I mean duh it’s an eye ball u can’t close an eyeball I actually figured that out before this vid

[@saturn.stqrrr]

This one hit me hard

[@YourNeighbourJack]

Is everyone gonna ignore how his transition are so smooth from one topic to the next?

[@krabbykrabby8818]

Fr

[@rokaskarosas5092]

JTD55 Yes its because he chooses to relate one thing to another making the transitions like a logical never ending sentence. Have you noticed that after he says something important, he says something that seems irrelevant but its actually a smooth transition to another fact, its like writing an essay.

[@aoi5571]

"the brain is the only organ that knows its an organ, it also named itself." *EXISTENTIAL CRISIS TRIGGERED*

[@roonaauss]

You need a crane to build a crane??

[@dumbdumbpoop6238]

René Vedvik no.

[@dumbdumbpoop6238]

The brain isn’t sentient, you fool. It helps you become sentient, it helps you think, it doesn’t know, you know.

[@gumdrop4869]

Arras the "you fool" comment above me makes pissed. STOP CALLING PEOPLE FOOLS. ITS SO IGNORANT DISRESPECTFUL AND DISGUSTING, like who the hell raised you. You ARE NOT GOD TO BE JUDGING ANYONE. ITS NEVER OKAY TO BE RUDE BY CALLING PEOPLE NAMES. The hell did she do to you anyways? it's not like she insulted you. she just MISTAKENLY said something and you THINK it's OKAY?? TO CALL HER A FOOL!????? in what world. I could easily tell you weren't born on planet earth with all that hate in your mind. calling someone a fool. Do Not Ever Insult Anyone OR KARMA IS GOING TO KNOCK AT YOUR DOOR THEN BARGE RIGHT IN. bet.

[@rainystrm_7364]

@@gumdrop4869 👏🏻😂👏🏻

[@shehryarullah9970]

“Doing Nothing” is impossible 1 : you,re breathing 2 : if you,re not breathing , you,re holding your breath 3 : if you cant breath , you,re struggling to breath After all , doing nothing is impossible

[@SharkworkShallow]

Death?

[@adenferguson2647]

@Regular Channel am I decomposing consciously? ‘I’ am not decomposing, by body is.

[@julsdraws6769]

@@adenferguson2647 what’s the difference

[@deyacot5376]

Then impossible is impossible

[@jmo8192]

@@user-nv9vi9de8p what if I'm cremated and in a jar om my granddaughters shelf?

[@1999Supercooldudeman]

You know this guy is so famous they named a part of the camera after him

[@ianochieng4541]

Ha ha ha .....that's a good one. You cannot tell me you haven't been waiting on that to post it early!

[@liz-yp3qg]

I smell an r/whoosh coming up...

[@whathano.9739]

Sparkfire r/whoosh

[@myteasgonecold7143]

Sparkfire crap I was about to say that

[@tfr]

oMg yOu arE sO DuMb AperTure AlrEady eXisTed bEfore ThIs gUy

[@ethancameron5260]

Shower thought: when u throw a rock in a lake, you may be the last person in human history to ever to touch that rock

[@ksjsksxccfv7457]

woah

[@dinahmnangat4040]

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

[@xaisao]

That made me feel special I-

[@fanpageaesthetics867]

WAittttttttttt

[@Neha_a55]

Omg that's cool

[@treycoots6812]

if you think about it, “nothing” doesn’t exist. *nothing*- not anything; no single thing

[@yuephoria1583]

Trey Coots *yep*

[@gagegarcia2133]

My life doesnt

[@dreasye4382]

Explain

[@ok-ou8qc]

Gage Garcia me😂

[@thesteinsfamilydissbattles3891]

Trey Coots or nothing Exists

[@barley9322]

Shower thought: Thunder is just air screaming in pain after it got struck by lightning.

[@tiktok_content9505]

Sheeeeesh

[@justt.tiya17]

Ok wtf-

[@snickbiordking5748]

Should I be laughing this hard- 💀💀

[@alexkitty149]

Oh gawsh

[@dlrss1v274]

deities moving the furniture

[@Resistancee-]

"Your brain makes your heart work, and your heart makes your brain work." Teamwork makes the dream work

[@τηε-μ5β]

G H X S T R A H I M which one starting working first to make the other one work?

[@NoCommentsVideo]

Lesi PlaysHacks no the brain

[@vSaltyy]

roblox master Both, if your heart doesn’t beat then your brain shuts down but your brain is what continues to tell your heart to beat. So theres no final answer it just all comes down to Both of them being equally important

[@glaz9839]

Literally

[@moon-pw1bi]

@@vSaltyy i read somewhere that the heart can beat if its detached from the body. all it needs is oxygen.

[@LoneWolf-eh2gs]

Shower thought: you start dying the moment you're born

[@brendan2754]

You're alive even before you're actually born

[@psychedelicerr0r]

Sleeping is just laying in bed with your eyes closed in the dark

[@El-yl7de]

False your cells continuously regenerate till you are 26, then you start dying.....

[@urmom-sw7cq]

@@El-yl7de no she meant we start dying because we are born. Like, for example, imagine you charge your phone to 100% and it starts decreasing, right? Exactly

[@maryb4493]

not true, you start dying the moment your organs start failing you, and that doesn't happen when your born

[@VicoMMIII]

Your shower thoughts: “existence isn’t reality” My shower thoughts: *what do sign language rappers look like*

[@cinnamonsugarroyale]

my shower thoughts: how many chicken nuggets can i fit in my mouth if I didn’t have a tongue or teeth

[@earth11116]

My shower thoughts: man its getting hot in here. Stop heating me up. Just stop. Youre killing your selfs in the process. Just stop

[@NN-cg1rn]

My shower thoughts: I’ve been in the shower too long. I’m wasting water. I need to leave.

[@luthermorrisjr1657]

For me i don't have time to think , I'm too busy being a rock star

[@Noel_Wood]

My shower thoughts: ok let’s silently sing to some songs I like.

[@misa_innit4265]

Shower thought: what if u died a long time ago and ur brain is just entertaining its self and re-living ur life

[@bracobunga9383]

GABESWEATS

[@bedwarspro1917]

that would mean you wouldn’t feel any difference between living and dying, that’s lowkey cool

[@mamalulill9190]

thank you, now i have an existential crisis

[@abbieevans5337]

another one I've heard is that before you die you relive your life in 40 seconds but it's feel much longer ofc. What if you're dying you're reliving your life rn in 40 secs. It's mostly the same of what you said but idc. Anyways it would explain deja-vu and gut feelings

[@wataemugi]

Woahh, So- If my brain is just entertaining itself by re-living my life..Does that mean that when we're dreaming, we tune back to the actual 'reality'? like imagine you're dreaming and it's all fun and happy and SUDDENLY, A psychopath comes and murders your friends. and that's the actual reality but we're unable to accept that THAT just happened so our brain just goes back to re-living our 'past life' and we just forget that our 'dream' ever happened? It's kind of like a way of coping by just forgetting everything and that's the reason you don't remember your dreams.

[@Jay-qb9gi]

*[MESSAGE EXPUNGED]*

[@void-master9077]

*Hits blunt*

[@gmanbaz]

FBI 🤣🤣

[@Inertch]

100% of dead people older than a 1 second were born

[@soggerstheimmortal]

Death is one too

[@gleiru7282]

Темирлан Аскарулы what

[@Myname-il9vd]

Aperture said we live in a society and I died immediately

[@The_NSeven]

We lived in a society

[@AAArnold]

GAMERS RISE UP

[@AViewCado69420]

I felt my spine recoil

[@bruhmoment5219]

thats funny because Joker

[@dersps5905]

Sociiiieeety is booorn!!!!

[@Gaming_-dg3hr]

Shower thought: clapping is just hitting yourself because you like something

[@enderwigin7976]

Killing the cells on your palms technically

[@bluesherbet2741]

Stop

[@ejc6394]

Thats hand abuse

[@spike480p]

@@ejc6394 yea hand abuseq

[@AryanSingh-fg3oc]

I’m a handist and I find it offensive

[@AmaanKhan-uk6tr]

Shower thought: a pregnant women swimming is a human submarine

[@Starrunne]

Wow that is kind of cool if u think about it

[@Wereboypiko]

I need to stop scrolling through these comments

[@husaainh6485]

@@Wereboypiko 😂😂

[@cupacadet3854]

@@Wereboypiko so do I 🥲

[@Noveltea1113]

@@cupacadet3854 me too 😵

[@mtxumi]

5:01 This really shows a lot about our society.

[@DiversionG]

*Oh that's deep*

[@alexanderbarcenas6224]

The joker

[@popindosin228]

I felt that

[@sebas-pi8sz]

Who definitely when someone is complaining in KZbin comment and not doing nothing about it 👀

[@xo3su]

A tiktok ad came up

[@jamesgifford1333]

Shower thought: What if dogs don’t enjoy playing fetch, and do it because they think humans enjoy throwing things?

[@familjenfurumark788]

.....................😱

[@jh3305]

don't be stupid

[@jh3305]

@Behndo bruh. Read the original comment again

[@sheerbtw]

what if they think we just keep dropping it lol

[@Cakeboy9000]

I read a shower thought that read, do you wonder what dogs think you do when you leave to go to work? Do they think you go on walks by yourself because they don’t understand the concept of jobs. It’s kinda funny

[@crieverytim]

Looking at the stars is like a shower for your brain where you gain perspective and realize all of those things that are stressing you out are infinitesimally small and insignificant, washing the debris right off you. this is why city folk are so wound up. they ain't had a shower in quite some time, living their miniaturized lives in a sad little snow globe, the city lights strangling the awe-striking stars right out of the sky

[@crieverytim]

I post this from my apt near times square 😬🙃🤣🤷‍♂️

[@nicechoicee]

@@crieverytim We removed the only thing that could remind us of the insignificance to our significance and are going crazy because of it. We spend so much time looking down at how small the things around us look that looking up doesn't come across our minds.

[@fauux3872]

@@nicechoicee hey. That's kinda nice :)

[@eyeseeeverything3207]

Shower thought: You have a 1 in 400 trillion chance of being born so technically you have won the biggest lottery of your life.

[@examtime4887]

What if someone more smart than me born ?

[@lsudo]

How 🤔

[@adenferguson2647]

Yet, barely less than 9 billion people are on this planet. ;-;

[@henryjones6976]

Morty there’s 7 billion lol

[@shreehari6762]

I think he refers to spream cells

[@Ashley-fz9rx]

shower Thought: Dora isn't really an explorer if she uses a map.

[@the3musketeers30]

👁👄👁

[@mckaylahayes4310]

The 3 Musketeers using a map has nothing to do with it if she still explores.

[@mckaylahayes4310]

Using a map or not, she’s still exploring .

[@Ashley-fz9rx]

@@mckaylahayes4310 the map already has all the places on it meaning dora has already been there. Exploring is like looking at new places and stuff

[@mckaylahayes4310]

AccidxntsHappen just because it has the places on there doesn’t mean she’s been there. A map is supposed to help and guid you were to go. That’s why people use maps. It’s like a paper gps. 😐

[@honestmyths5839]

Me: reads comments during the intro Also me: alright guys ima head out

[@idontusethis1101]

aight guys this is boring imma go

[@gumdrop4869]

mmay54 LMAOO

[@shannonarmas6849]

Shower thought: it’s impossible to think of a new color

[@海浪-g3u]

Jake Armas then how were our colors thought of

[@lei23to79]

@@海浪-g3u they weren't thought of, they were found in the real world and named.

[@baldhead7759]

Jake Armas Maybe because it’s so complex

[@Killbayne]

the visible spectrum is just a small bit of the entire wavelenghts

[@yetypicalmusic1869]

Skyett since we know they exist, they already exist

[@TandinEdits]

Fact that he literally relates every topic to topic is mind blowing

[@creativename689]

Shower thought: The opposite of waterfall is firefly

[@GreatTasteMurder]

Lol

[@fovos7359]

Or firefloat or firelevitate loll

[@creativename689]

@Albino Cake I don't remember stealing this where did you think I stole it from

[@creativename689]

@Albino Cake 😑

[@youtubeuser9902]

@@guyontheinternet8891 fontaine

[@wrentii]

"existence is just... really weird" ive been thinking this a lot recently

[@lestahass8849]

Yeah I've had an existential crisis for like the past 3 months

[@kelinmorris7322]

Ever since juice wrld died

[@alexn1168]

Same, been this way for 2 months now

[@wrentii]

i dont know when this got so much attention but i hope that you will all find yourself soon and no longer question life. i cant say much but we're on this journey together alright? dont give up please.

[@lukeydookie913]

If you stack all the elephants on earth, they wouldn’t like it

[@gabrielcernat3248]

That's something that Gatis Candis would say on America's Got Talent.

[@gabrielcernat3248]

@Y nitsuJ ,,if you would like to follow me, this is how I look from behind" ;))

[@JT-px4fq]

Recon that’s deep man. Dang.

[@wockytalkie8352]

ReconFN hmm this floor is made of floor

[@yudodis3293]

😂

[@yea7344]

shower thought: what if we’ve already lived our life and died we’re just having flashbacks

[@ispectate8948]

Im high

[@Wraient]

@@ispectate8948 * FBI, OPEN UP *

[@AurisMochi]

Lol this means my life was rubbish in the past like my present 😭😂😂😂😂

[@casper9594]

What if we already died and this is "heaven"

[@ConsistentlyInconsistent21]

@@casper9594 this is hell for some of us

[@moonlightassassin7502]

Shower thought : Cleaning a vacuum cleaner makes you the vacuum cleaner.

[@uuproverlord8324]

no the vacuum cleaner cleaner

[@rogue_myster4705]

Oh god stop it

[@parthgulati4675]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MasterGoogleWay]

Hi

[@honork12]

@@uuproverlord8324 that's what I was just thinking lmao

[@abixreal]

"When You're in a restaurant waiting for a waiter. You become the waiter" Idk y but this blows my mind

[@eliza3144]

Think of it this way: if you wait for the waiter, your the waiter. But the waiter is waiting for the chef to give the food, so the waiter is the waiter. And the chef is waiting for the food to cook, so the chef is the waiter. Therefore, everybody is the waiter. You just waited to finish reading this comment.

[@abixreal]

@@eliza3144 ok

[@keithkasselhute660]

@@eliza3144 damn my brain hurts now XD

[@eliza3144]

@@keithkasselhute660 lol XD 😂😂😂

[@romonadellshae4308]

@@eliza3144 🤔

[@namgyaltashibhutia7274]

*_When we do a handstand, technically we have the whole world in our palm_* Yeah thats it..

[@chimpwithnohair8129]

Bruh

[@blandcoffee7355]

At the bottom of the world.

[@Lunxiia]

SomeGuyOnYT hell?

[@Lunxiia]

Namgyal Tashi Bhutia silence for these ppl that can't do a handstand-

[@blandcoffee7355]

@@Lunxiia Woooosh at the level of a million

[@memesrus1735]

Shower thought: It’s impossible describe a color to a blind person

[@santischels]

well its impossible to describe a color

[@ri1114]

@@santischels Without using examples that is

[@ri1114]

@@santischels But even with examples you can’t do it to a blind person

[@santischels]

@@ri1114 exactly

[@wataemugi]

Well the only thing that blind people 'see' is darkness, isn't it? So we can just say that "Hey, What you see right now is what the color Black is." ?? I mean i'm probably wrong but eh.

[@bannafaris]

*_"The only part you can lick of your reflection is your tongue."_*

[@turtlemcmoose5271]

nice name

[@Cyncronyte]

and the only thing you can touch in your reflection with your finger is your finger.

[@shavy7734]

That's not true, I licked my reflection's lip.

[@bannafaris]

shavy How? I don’t need sleep, I need answers.

[@shavy7734]

@@bannafaris if you press you face against the mirror and lick your lips with your lips and tongue touching the mirror . . . It will just work.

[@mrpopo4330]

Did the first person that created a joke ever laughed at his own joke?

[@twistedglow5485]

Of course it was planet Dolan 😂 @Deylan Acasio

[@elisejohnson4540]

If he was a dad, probably

[@angelicalopez8934]

Lol

[@Fofn838]

"Phones are one of the most dirtiest things out there" Coronavirus: write that down write that down

[@chloemassaad506]

lmao

[@DrakoNotDraco]

Oof

[@welpimma3245]

Don't give it ideas, that bitch will do anything to ruin us smh.

[@unripetomato4312]

Made my day

[@phanisreebandi]

LOL

[@georgiangelov13]

*What if Our Voices are Actually High-Pitched, but Breathing in Oxygen makes your Voice Lower, and Breathing in Helium just Returns the Voice to its Normal form...*

[@adenferguson2647]

That was a really accurate guess...

[@ispectate8948]

:O

[@kevinduliesco5468]

Man this could be something

[@StrangerDanger3279]

This...I don't like this

[@cheese-rh5jr]

Breath out, then talk, it sounds normal

[@owendelatorre16yearsago14]

Shower thought: Someone is still it from a childhood game of tag Obligatory "Thanks for the likes!"

[@steelothezero5649]

Haha the 15 years ago thing tricked me. Also this comment is underrated

[@gryphon-iu6kw]

Wow

[@k.q7-]

Was this comment made fifteen years ago or three years ago? BECAUSE THIS VIDEO WAS MADE ONE YEAR AGO NOT FIFTEEN YEARS AGO😂 And I'm surprised that's true ;-;

[@poopy09]

@@k.q7- no it's in his name tap on his picture

[@stragglypie1038]

Lol u stole this from another one of these videos

[@simonbhandari6783]

Imagine someone watching this at nov 30 3019 Guy: sees description Uploaded 1000 years ago

[@likematestopprostinating9568]

This made my day

[@lapeep3956]

BabyGamer And this comment will say 1000 years ago

[@squishy2189]

Wow that’s weird

[@cyb3rluv489]

@@likematestopprostinating9568 I love your name...

[@likematestopprostinating9568]

@@cyb3rluv489 Oh thank you...

[@luvbot2862]

Shower Thought: Shower thoughts are just a way for wise people to waste water....

[@luvbot2862]

@@ThreeForThree3thanks, I do have 1k likes on this same comment on his latest shower thought video

[@luvbot2862]

@@ThreeForThree3 nice...

[@ayaanhussain7256]

Lmao

[@lamebot651]

Omigod that is awesome!

[@addil2062]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@evrythng_wz_takN]

Shower Thought: everyone is immortal until proven otherwise.

[@channelwithnotopic]

everyone is immortal until they die

[@GODCHAMA]

Stage 4 cancer would definitely say otherwise

[@rcktman0127]

“The oldest person alive was born when an entirely different population was living”

[@daniellajaquez6975]

Wait so how was that thing made

[@rcktman0127]

Daniella Jaquez their parents died

[@peachy-wd6ci]

Daniella Jaquez their parent must have died. and why call them a thing?

[@fuhrfhrei3441]

Daniella Jaquez I was like know shit Sherlock that goes for all people over 70

[@dyonisisthehighlander8460]

Neanderthals?

[@h5mm189]

Shower Thought: You Only Have One Birthday,The Rest Are Congratulations For Surviving.

[@enderwigin7976]

I think I discovered something weird bout birthdays Which is: Every 4 years a day gets added for February, means that we have to do out birthdays 1 day earlier each 4 years (Actually 6 hours earlier every year)

[@z.e....3175]

@q.q Why Not?

[@user-Allahlovesyou]

Celebrating your birthday is like welcoming death as you grow older your soon going to die so why would you celebrate yourselfs clock of life

[@awesomeguy3329]

I always thought of that but never worded it that way lol

[@Noochi-ow2jw]

Holy

[@Fireflash180]

"Your brain is the only organ that knows it's an organ" Mind blown

[@fellowmemer5693]

So your telling your brain, which knew it was an organ, was mind blown by someone telling you that it does so?

[@ferrallezz5246]

Fellow Memer what

[@fellowmemer5693]

@@ferrallezz5246 Oh no, I am just highlighting how weird shower thoughts are. Our brain knows that it's the only organ that knows that's an organ, yet we never think about it. Our brain knows it named itself, yet we are mind blown when people tell us. Shower Thoughts are just obvious things we werent given time to think about. Crazy huh?

[@hudsonhibbs1251]

More like mind known *bdm pscch*

[@fellowmemer5693]

@@hudsonhibbs1251 Oooh. This pun isnt that bad. Nice

[@debbietheweeb._.2200]

Shower thought: what if your handwriting is your hands accent.

[@pranshugupta7458]

then i have a bad BAD accent

[@KaiserTM-z5y]

then my accent is a spanish gibberish

[@bracobunga9383]

ihave trash hand accent

[@PanlessXO]

People with bad handwritings: HaerIu iAmam tadha fuksooooskaki nggieo hwhdamnddman!

[@justt.tiya17]

Why does this sound fancy-

[@Kratosspartanman]

Shower thought: *How can you die in the living room?* Or this: *The share button for reddit should be “Spreddit”*

[@pluviophile2038]

thats deep.

[@gabrielcernat3248]

Idk why but I laughed so hard at this..

[@gabrielcernat3248]

@NuggetGame LMAO

[@Kratosspartanman]

NuggetGame If we can’t see air could fish see water?

[@cannibalisticz]

Sand paper the skeleton if the fish can’t see water, can they see the air?

[@brookemontague4154]

Aperture: "Shower thoughts that keep me up at night" My hungover ass: 👀 👄

[@inculta4940]

Looks like Im your first comment bud. Lol

[@sixsixsix463]

Looks like I’m your third. Lol

[@spaicklesauce754]

Looks like Im your fourth comment bud. Lol

[@abandonedchannel6661]

I know these are shower thoughts but I get these thoughts when I'm laying in bed.

[@paddlesaddlelad1881]

"shower thought" is just a term, and generically is just philosophy

[@yamievans8149]

Same

[@GigaAce]

Shower thought: Your alarm tone is technically your theme song because it plays in the begging of every episode.

[@highlander8862]

i need a better alarm tone

[@mancave10369]

If I make a show about myself and make a theme song, I’ll have you to thank

[@genius3121]

Underrated and so true

[@emqueiroz]

Me: trying to sleep That one brain cell:

[@Bubbles-vf2qd]

Did you just Call him Dumb

[@realshitdeathtrap]

That one brain cell: FUCK SLEEPING! NIGGA SPAM ON INSTAGRAM!

[@EllaaRosee]

That one brain cell: Eh it’s only 3:00AM and a school night. One more KZbin video

[@babz_kababz2910]

Were all background characters in other people’s lives

[@whoknows9016]

Dang...

[@fanpageaesthetics867]

Wait a damn minute-

[@hershengelhermida26]

Guess we cant be the main character lol

[@amari2827]

oh

[@hershengelhermida26]

@Prathyush Singh i guess so

[@NoName-kz1ie]

“People with glasses are considered smart, but they all failed a test to get them” 🚿

[@YataTheFifteenth]

What if I still fail tests till now?

[@lottiecollier6706]

But I have all a's

[@riitart6325]

@@lottiecollier6706 It means that they fail the eye-exam

[@lottiecollier6706]

Oh

[@fbi612]

Not really true but I got mine cus I couldn't see the fucking board

[@sebastianviel907]

Shower Thought:The number of people older than you will never increase (This one messed my head up)

[@bracobunga9383]

JESUS CHRIST U FRICKING GENIUS

[@Starrunne]

@@bracobunga9383 I AGREE DAMN THAT IS DEEP

[@louscarrots3361]

How can I get this out of my brain?

[@justt.tiya17]

I need to stop scrolling through comments-

[@carolineruiz7536]

"Your bed is a save point" My mind: MINECRAFT

[@rgaha5676]

Not until you are Bear Grylls.

[@carolineruiz7536]

@@rgaha5676 Oh-

[@eyebeadswhat8440]

So you know when you can’t fall asleep for a random reason? Remember that you can’t go to sleep in Minecraft and there’s danger around

[@hungarian_vizsla5796]

but you can reset now your spawn point without sleeping.

[@pumba6502]

@@hungarian_vizsla5796 are you hungarian ? Cuz i am

[@sureshraut7427]

Shower thought: Living people eat dead mushrooms and living mushrooms eat dead people...

[@stopmotionman2827]

Woah.

[@danthepug7374]

woah

[@kit-kat5439]

Woah

[@minibagels]

oh woah

[@akit4ku]

Woah

[@sakilev8403]

"Knocking is just punching someone's house until they give u attention" Imma go punch some houses

[@adoctor-0]

Lol

[@yuephoria1583]

*good advice*

[@phil_aziraphale]

Suuurree!

[@rex101]

Finally after all these years , I found my kind of yt channel with relatable content

[@crypticxc]

When he said “why do girls pants have no pockets” I felt that

[@whwhwhhwhhhwhdldkjdsnsjsks6544]

Wait they don’t

[@yaell1976]

@@whwhwhhwhhhwhdldkjdsnsjsks6544 well it depends, but even when there are pockets they're usually tiny and kind of useless... it can be quite annoying

[@m8yqt654]

@@yaell1976 i just hate it when the pants have these really small and tight pockets like whatchu think's gonna fit in there

[@yaell1976]

@@m8yqt654 right!!

[@CosmicCitiZenOfficial]

@@m8yqt654 condom 🎈

[@oyidzire]

Shower Thought: technically, someone else's brain named everyone else's

[@vin.2]

LMAO

[@gabbyr2750]

WHAT-

[@hussamali2575]

Shower Question : how can we recreate a song inside our own head that sounds exactly like the singers voice

[@mikehu2451]

It's called memory

[@hussamali2575]

@@mikehu2451 I am dumb AF

[@Redforsberg]

Bruce dickinson soundin fire rn

[@j9turnt]

@@hussamali2575 LOL

[@hussamali2575]

@@j9turnt what can i do..i am just an average doggo surfing the internet 🙁

[@PoliticalWonderland]

“Knocking on someone’s door is just basically punching their house until they give you attention and clapping is you giving yourself a high 5 for someone else’s work” 😂

[@Nekonesse]

"have you actually ever seen a crane being built? they just kinda show up out of nowhere and then disappear randomly" holy shit hes right

[@matthew.eliyah]

Neko wait..

[@xfate-vivuszz6041]

Not really a crane literally builds it self lol look it up its weird

[@gnol89]

xFaTe-VivusZz 𝗪𝗔𝗧

[@nino1397]

Maybe its a she

[@nino1397]

@blinkue jenchulichaeng exactly..

[@GloomBetter]

Shower thought: It is impossible to imagine *nothing*

[@ellaaubreyandjaxson2020]

Shower thought: it’s impossible to think of 2 things at the same time unless ur scared and trying to feel better (It happened to me that’s how I know)

[@GloomBetter]

@Shreya Saxena not the basis of nothing but primarily the basis of not existing. Like try to imagine being nothing. Just simply not existing in any way shape or form. I don't think it's possible.

[@GloomBetter]

@Sarthak Yeah, I try to imagine being nothing after death, being mindless, non existent, mentally not present. Somtimes I have a split second where it's almost like I get really close but I just can't do it.

[@code-one9879]

@Shreya Saxena I won't say it's a indian practice but more like a asian practice It was originated in India but buddhism perfected it

[@windebonk]

(Imagines the word nothing)

[@howtodraw2097]

Him: try thinking of words that ends with MT besides dreamt Me: daydreamt

[@keaton1108]

Damn

[@cr1m88]

Damn

[@keaton1108]

@@cr1m88 Damn

[@ThyJerm]

@@keaton1108 Damn

[@joeymations9821]

Damnt

[@gonzo8171]

Shower thought: The reason you wake up when you “die” in dreams is because your brain cannot process what it is actually like to die

[@bikeshop2002]

the mind cannot conceive of its own absence

[@lisaelisabethmariajonker2429]

But I don't wake up when I die lmao, i just respawn

[@XXcal.]

I have died multiple times in dreams without waking up, most of the time, what I see is just pitch black and then I transition into another dream.

[@genius3121]

Sleeping is like dying and coming back to life

[@benkruggel4593]

I’m gonna memorize these and give everyone I know an existential crisis.

[@zeehighness9310]

Soupy good idea 😉

[@Titanver]

I was sending my friend one every like 2 minutes earlier 😂😂

[@sleepyalex066]

Good.

[@1millionsubswithonly2video39]

omg same

[@1millionsubswithonly2video39]

@@Titanver lmao same

[@lokolonglorot2567]

When you drink beer...the beer is also getting drunk

[@firstnamelastname6682]

W A T D A F A K

[@benrose1184]

LMAO

[@MrLee64]

WTF WHY AM I SO DAMN MIND BLOWN

[@Destiny-ts5sj]

go ahead and log out for me

[@fovos7359]

@@Destiny-ts5sj stop saying the same thing dumbfuck

[@Kiki-sr6ig]

Idk if anyone said this Shower thought: One day KZbin will be older than everyone living on earth

[@foxiiepuffpuff3627]

Holy f-

[@wanderingnomad7928]

Holy tea pouring out of a kettle!

[@stevogalaxy3692]

doubt it. Unless they freakin stop with demonitization for people who create stuff not for kids when there is literally a KZbin Kids

[@impossum7754]

Yeah as long as anyone born before may 2005 is dead

[@peterclarke2040]

Unless it gets deleted

[@Sicaoisdead]

Few thoughts I’ve had - I have literally never seen a public security camera move, only ever in movies. - I can’t remember ever seeing a pregnant Chinese woman. - I noticed that when I put any pair of shoes on, I always go left foot first. If I try the right first it feels strange.

[@highlander8862]

the chinese dont get born, they spawn