Shower Thoughts To Keep You Up All Night

[@parallax256]

This man is singlehandedly propping up the stock footage industry

[@jordanbensaia]

[@BobectorGamesBobector]

@@jordanbensaia nah you can't just drop those emojis and dip

[@eggisbored]

@@BobectorGamesBobectorfr

[@brokendream_zz6720]

​@@BobectorGamesBobector nah Like fr fr

[@Occus]

​@@jordanbensaiayou moving weird

[@allesdurchprobiert]

That percentages are always reversible, was new and mindblowing to me! And useful, too!

[@parallax256]

I thought that wasn't the case I even tested it a few times and though "oh well too bad percentages aren't reversible"

[@pullingthestrings5233]

They're not

[@parallax256]

@@pullingthestrings5233 try it

[@pullingthestrings5233]

@@parallax256 all i know is that 22 divided by 7 produces more digits then the men I've sent to heaven.

[@parallax256]

@@pullingthestrings5233 ooookay

[@bromeliad6145]

“If you had brothers or sisters, they’re just alternate versions of what could’ve been you.” That was mind-blowing, very much

[@YeetProductions]

Nightmares are just what happens when your brain decides it wants to watch a horror movie

[@jeffwhatman2486]

technically true

[@chingshady2689]

When I was a kid I had DirectTV and I had a dream I was scrolling through the menu looking for a dream to watch

[@matthewsalvador9783]

@@chingshady2689 ohh I like the sound of that. Looking for a good dream to experience.

[@YA-fz9xg]

It makes sense actually

[@ronmit-p5g]

the i of a hurricane is the calmest part lol what is he talking about the edge of the eye is were you dont wanna be

[@philipmccrackeniii4575]

Have you ever considered using your shower thoughts as a comedic routine?

[@shwasey]

$$$

[@randomhuman3883]

We as people, are just atoms. And these tiny little atoms can't feel a single thing, or think a single thought. Simply just a transfer of electrons, protons, and neutrons. And somehow that transfer creates thoughts and feelings when put together. So shower thoughts are just that transfer occurring in an atypical matter. And this itself is a shower thought.

[@ersondaprophet3082]

“Why is a robot asking me if I’m not a robot?” Not gonna lie that’s exactly how I be feeling 😂

[@dayanxxgg]

Idk why this is just so calming I've been here since I was nine now I'm thirteen This beat his voice is so soothing and I love it basically a way of living momentarily living I. That moment nothing has been the same but this helps me connect to that time thanks for making this marathon 😊

[@cltsblckwrk]

Thanks for telling us your thoughts, I feel more understood, like i'm not the only one going from thought to thought.... for hours, sometimes it makes me feel crazy. But listening to you feels calming.

[@Crowned_Light]

thank you, this was exactly what I was looking for. Hearing someone talk about philosophical thoughts in the background really calms me down.

[@meowing-boy]

i loved how you connected them all

[@brennenhrebeniuk9661]

"The more i light my lighter The lighter my lighter gets Smokin green fire I tire of my wits. " Thanks for the bar inspiration!

[@towardthewithin4018]

You got green fire, you holla atcha boys for a puff puff give you feel me

[@nathanjones677]

@@towardthewithin4018 ERASE THIS ATROCIOUS PEICE OF CHATTER 💯

[@lumisho]

I think "Where are you" was probably used before phones. For example, in the case of being in the same building and hollering out to find out where in the building the other person is.

[@SpartanLawOnline]

Or blind people.

[@personalenyertainment2897]

letters

[@ArtyBeans]

@@personalenyertainment2897 dude, you have to know where the person is to send the letter to them

[@Kour0i]

“i was thinking about the butterfly effect the other day” “STRAIGHT UP”

[@Luigimaestro]

You would be a great comedian. I also love how you smoothly slide into different topics. It is SO COOL

[@randomhuman3883]

A square box is easier to produce. A circle cooks more evenly. And cutting it in triangles is the best way to make tge slices equal.

[@MKgobe]

Didn't realise this is 50 min long 😭😭, gotta come back💯

[@Harmxn903]

Come back!

[@Bombastic-n1u]

I've been watching you for years, and I always listen to you before bed cause of how soothing your voice is

[@Paperclips7]

3:00 or whenever, you can actually think of nothing, just think of nothing. it's really simple. you just can't have a lack of thoughts altogether. theoretically.

[@josephmardesich5558]

The bowling thing, lol. I hate standing at the dispenser waiting for the ball awkwardly lol. Especially if its co workers lol

[@Adevine369]

Obsessed with shower thoughts right now

[@JLINDO80]

I swear I was listening in the background and thought the video was on loop 😵 crazy how a person can talk about something and feel like he's repeating what he's saying

[@Poop-pt7ih]

listening this to sleep was one of the worst decision i ever made.

[@DanielKolbin]

Gotta love watching shower thought videos at 3 am

[@YatYas1833]

Bro the bowling one killed me. It's so true.

[@parallelparkdaudette2863]

Yes man I really liked this one. Goes to show that you think for yourself. You're not a black sheep. I idolize the knowledge you have combined with your humor and an entertaining curiosity of the same questions I began to think as a teenager. Keep it up bc you're more significant to big thinkers than you realize.

[@Krushnaaah]

Bro 50 minutes shower thought I feel like I'm in heaven

[@shawnjacobs6797]

If sounds could travel through the vacuum of space,the roar from the sun would be deafening

[@pasc4le]

0:10 Actually, it makes sense to ask "Where are you?" in sign language in video calls.

[@hyperspacejester7377]

"Well, you don't always pay... KZbin is a thing" Someone please tell my service provider I want a refund! 😆

[@zaynredwood]

As a person with ADHD, I can say that it is possible to think of nothing, albeit for a split second but still!

[@m1n3c4rt]

you just gotta ... yeah

[@michellemcmanus2729]

I agree it's like buffering 😅

[@Sp00kq]

his voice is so nice oh my god

[@jamesgrigsby3971]

The worlds oldest dog just turned 31 actually... which is just insane!

[@dieHetster]

This is amazing.

[@FewVidsJustComments]

15:37 “we have cars in the world that can go to 200 mph, but there’s nowhere you can go that fast” * laughs in Germany *

[@jimbyrdiii1503]

Guess this guy never heard of the Autobahn.😄

[@weirdalpaca2511]

Space is like the out of bounds in video games, you usually die or fail when you go out of bounds.

[@curtisgibson4339]

I love your videos bro! I have one. They say the early vird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese..

[@arthurmiller6931]

9:54 thought about this before and can’t wrap my head around it

[@Outlawproductions582]

I love shower thoughts

[@RUGER5264]

I’m going to watch this while going to sleep everytime I swear.

[@eggycarrot]

Sign language where are you is probably the most used in VRchat than anything where mute people exist and they don't always know where you are

[@acajunheartfulaprel6865]

Shower Thought: When you tear a hole in a net, there are actually less holes in it than before

[@Reesetrain44]

26:59 YES YOU CAN! its not even hard to do it too!

[@TrentonCS]

actually, if you wanna be technical, being born and dying are actually the only days that aren’t 24 hours, if you change time zones those days aren’t either, and say you don’t return to that time zone you actually never get those house back.

[@TrentonCS]

@@jeterf3649 true true, but if you are visiting, it’s really only holding it back for the next day

[@joshuaanoruo973]

That guy running on the roof of the tall building has some serious mental fortitude

[@cosmicvoidtree]

My theory on why yawning is contagious is that you’re actually tired around when everyone else is but don’t realize it until someone else yawns, letting you realize “oh shit I’m tired, better yawn myself”. It’s kinda like a big patch of floating sand in Minecraft, once one falls so do the rest.

[@haseenahashi4011]

Need more of shower thoughts because I love questioning my existence 😭

[@haseenahashi4011]

This premiere was great

[@atharvajagtap1093]

keep up the good content man

[@wolfgangmozart746]

None of us live in our own reality. We all just live in a collective reality with the constant illusion of being separate.

[@sarasotauptoseattle]

That was entertaining. Thanks.

[@almorabe4033]

too many thoughts which will make your head EXPLODE💥

[@twisted1800]

The taxi never seen at a gas station comment is so true, I've never seen one at a gas station 😂😂😂😂

[@Zeppathy]

They tend to have gas pumps at their shop. No need to go to a gas station, if you have one in your garage. : ) Saves them money too. No wasted fuel by going to fill up on fuel, or sitting in line waiting for fuel.

[@jay90374]

They use the same bulk station my company uses, so I see them filling all the time!

[@Shubhi-y9e]

Shower thought: You can't ignore the fact that how normal life is, yet it is so complex.

[@Pie19]

the numbers of murderers never decreases (unless they naturally die lol). Because if you kill a murderer, you become a murderer.

[@swornimkc6168]

what if I kill 3 murderers ?

[@visiblerat]

this was almost a really cool fact

[@tillfindl3956]

Except that one person could murder multiple murderers

[@Pie19]

@@tillfindl3956 yup.

[@af9162]

2:04 AWWWWWWW. I don’t know your name ball of fluff, but I love you

[@thembambele5998]

I'm actually laughting my ass out listening to this 😂😂😂😂

[@adambeaudoin8818]

I came off of Zoloft cold turkey and I could actually hear my eyes blinking

[@maverickzavala4359]

bros transitions to other topics is crazyy

[@3d_young_joseph]

the utensils in restaurants are VERY clean. they have to be. they use large industrial dishwashers.

[@tannermcnabb4836]

The reality TV show of flying flat earthers to space is an amazing idea

[@matthewsalvador9783]

I thought I could sleep to this but nope everything that was said was dang mind blown for a straight 50 minutes. I can’t sleep to this… lol I had to sub and like it…

[@i_love_green5740]

3 minutes in and my brain is already hurting 😖

[@leolion960]

"No ruling British king has ever used the internet" - Ha! Aged like a fine milk :)

[@raddude4826]

this dude gotta be the smartest person on the planet fr.

[@Cloudnine2024]

"I sold a hour of my life for $50" Damn that's so true. Sounds way worse

[@kenishamiles]

Shower thought: You'll be dead a lot longer than you are alive

[@ilucyyou]

Just what I needed. This is melatonin gold dust.

[@o0o-jd-o0o95]

when 2 different things are different in the same way , we say its the same difference

[@learnfilminaminute9509]

Am going to take a shower and have more thoughts.

[@o0o-jd-o0o95]

that is what i always answer to the question "is the glass half empty or half full?" it depends on the last action that took place. did you add liquid to make it half full? or did you take liquid out to make it half empty?

[@lancepeterson7997]

Aperture, please read and make a video about the book "Hot Talk, Cold science" by Fred Singer, an esteemed atmospheric physicist. It's a very important subject.

[@keyboardoracle1044]

I can hear blood flowing through my head.

[@jesseroggio7260]

Speaking of new phrases I've never heard "bought a cat" before. All kittens and adult cats Ive ever been given, or strays I adopted were free. Of course they're seldom purebreds.

[@Famezonen]

Rewatching a video is time traveling

[@Zachyshows]

A king can use social media now

[@Mr_Bloodruth]

A word other than dreamt:contempt! I got it with 3 seconds. I don't know if i should be proud or scared.. o.o

[@parallelparkdaudette2863]

39:30 had me on the floor 😂

[@_helloworld_7070]

A thought in this realty could be an action in another

[@ginrummy426]

@7:00 I too, am terrified of dying in my sleep. I'd rather be fully conscious and aware for the experience

[@isaachester8475]

3:23 I never thought about this before but now that you mention it…

[@simz1168]

can someone pls tell me how to find the music used in this video for each footage.... it's so calming

[@maybeanonymous6846]

This is giving me dejà vú, is this a compilation of your old videos?

[@SLITHERIS]

Yes. Keyword marathon.

[@hellcrafter5965]

As a gas station attendant I can say that I in fact have seen taxis at the gas station

[@THEYCANTSTOPME]

A square box can fit in a square trunk used to deliver the circle pizza. The pie slice is mathematic division. Imagine an uncut Pizza, that's just an unfolded Stromboli

[@HerDaytona675]

Loaf of milk... loaf of ice had me dead 😭

[@olciairafcio]

Loaf of water

[@_VanHelsing]

Cutting a corner off a piece of paper only makes another corner if you cut it straight.

[@gerritson7178]

People say: "fuck it, you only live once" But don't ruin that one live

[@brendakrieger7000]

Thanks🚿🤯 Yes Ca$h Cab showed Ben Bailey taking the cab to the gas station and filmed the refuel🚖⛽

[@vanessamichaels9512]

thank you for saying "bought a cat." I said something akin, but slightly different for the person I bought mine from, and they corrected me, and said " adoption fee."\

[@learnfilminaminute9509]

Pi years is 3 years 14/100 *12= 1.68 1month 68/100*30=2.04 2 days 04/100*24=0.96 hrs 96/100*60=57.6minutes O.6*60= 36 seconds Being the age of pi is living exactly for 3 years 1 month 2 days 57 minutes and 36 seconds I showed my working maths teachers😂

[@arcticexplorer9020]

bro...how

[@saisai-z1s7t]

9:33 straight up

[@Hi-kq5rx]

“Shower thoughts” sounds good, but we all know these are “lying in bed awake at 3am thought”

[@idreadFell365]

I just watched the last Madagascar movie for the second time, about a whole decade after watching it for the first time. Golly!

[@mrynnrms]

dude haha your humor. i like it.

[@penguingobrrbrr353]

Shower Thoughts -- When you drink alcohol no one expects you to full the entire glass cup. Yet, when you do that they think you are an alcoholic drinker and mentally unstable or you can handle all that.

[@binazad8017]

Who takes a bath for 50 mins straight 🙂

[@EverydayGworl]

41:26 is the one! Same thing goes for the word live

[@bradleygallant615]

Because square box's are cheaper to make then round box's, pizza dough naturally spreads out in a circle and the best way to slpit a pizza equally is in triangles. You just have to think about it a little longer and you'll usually come to a rational conclusion

[@YoRezyy]

goated video, i didnt even click it it just came on striaght fye

[@fyndlove]

The current King of England, Charles III has definitely used the internet. So the part of "no British King has ever used the internet" needs an update lol