How Muslim Scholars Answer Controversial Questions

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Apostate Prophet

Apostate Prophet

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A listener asks Sheikh Yaboody a question about wife-beating in the Quran. The Sheikh answers this question in a very clear way and shuts down the claims of the Islamophobes. Subhanallah!
Yes, this is a parody.
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@ApostateProphet
@ApostateProphet 3 жыл бұрын
A Muslim viewer sent me an article by an Islamic scholar which is supposed to clear the misconceptions about wife-beating. So I decided to go to my good friend Sheikh Yaboody and asked him about wife-beating. His response was very similar to the article. I might ask Sheikh Yaboody to join my channel and to enlighten us with his wisdom and his honesty.
@StalinistEnjoyer
@StalinistEnjoyer 3 жыл бұрын
Please make a video about pre islamic arabia before mo the scientist was born🤲🤲🤲
@alphabeta1337
@alphabeta1337 3 жыл бұрын
Muhammad is the most common first name in the world. And it's the name of a sех offender.
@ShitStainedBallSack
@ShitStainedBallSack 3 жыл бұрын
This is artwork at this point bro
@The-Anonymous.
@The-Anonymous. 3 жыл бұрын
*I love the idea! You can make a video as if you are having split personality of Muslim scholar and then you debunk them by being AP!* 0:18 LOL!!!
@deusimperator
@deusimperator 3 жыл бұрын
HEY YOU are not a real imam, you do not have the contrived Arab accent one aquires when they become a Muslima. Please, please use the exaggerated Arab accent when speaking in English and you will sound more authentic....
@AlQadiysAmin
@AlQadiysAmin 3 жыл бұрын
It’s so scary that this didn’t even seem like a parody.
@dr.muhammad7144
@dr.muhammad7144 3 жыл бұрын
"Righteousness is not determined by facing East or West during prayer. Righteousness consists of the belief in God, the Day of Judgment, the angels, the Books of God, His Prophets; to give money for the love of God to relatives, orphans, the destitute, and those who are on a journey and in urgent need of money, beggars; to set free slaves and to be steadfast in prayer, to pay the religious tax (zakat) to fulfill one's promises, and to exercise patience in poverty, in distress, and in times of war. Such people who do these are truly righteous and pious." _The Noble Quran, Verse 2.177_
@jfr45er
@jfr45er 3 жыл бұрын
@@dr.muhammad7144 “Those [women] whose nushuz you fear, admonish them, and abandon them in bed, and STRIKE THEM. If they obey you, do not pursue a strategy against them. Indeed, God is Exalted, Great” quran 4:34
@888jucu
@888jucu 3 жыл бұрын
@@dr.muhammad7144 Collecting monies from those who do not follow your religion is a form of extorsion, something that Mafias do
@exkhafir4208
@exkhafir4208 3 жыл бұрын
@@jfr45er you are wrong
@rexsceleratorum1632
@rexsceleratorum1632 3 жыл бұрын
@الأديان صناعة بشرية There are sahih hadiths (bukhari 2220, bukhari 2538) which demonstrate that zakat and manumission were traditional Arab practices and not a new or better morality introduced by Mo. I'd argue that Mo doesn't have one good cultural shift to his name.
@reganfranzman
@reganfranzman Жыл бұрын
"Mohammed never beat his wife......... To death" Had me rolling 💀
@xfyd_sm
@xfyd_sm 8 ай бұрын
guys please read before listining to this man allh said this : الرِّجَالُ قَوَّامُونَ عَلَى النِّسَآءِ (Men are the protectors and maintainers of women,) meaning, the man is responsible for the woman, and he is her maintainer, caretaker and leader who disciplines her if she deviates. بِمَا فَضَّلَ اللَّهُ بَعْضَهُمْ عَلَى بَعْضٍ (because Allah has made one of them to excel the other,) meaning, because men excel over women and are better than them for certain tasks. This is why prophethood was exclusive of men, as well as other important positions of leadership. The Prophet said, he didnt said man may hit women ...
@sapronchongbang1576
@sapronchongbang1576 7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂 .. i read it .. its still does not make sense😅😅😂😂
@DivyanandSharma0809
@DivyanandSharma0809 7 ай бұрын
​@@xfyd_smsaying men are better than women is where you go wrong because men and women are equal. Just because because your prophet was a man doesn't mean men are superior
@ThespianJ
@ThespianJ 7 ай бұрын
Discipline her? She isn’t a child.
@ThespianJ
@ThespianJ 7 ай бұрын
Men should be constant caretakers of women with what Allah has favored one over the other and with what they spend(for support) from their wealths. So righteous women are devout,preservers of(virtue, even regarding) hidden matters, as Allah (commanded matters to be) preserved. But those women from whom you fear disloyalty-admonish them and abandon them in beds and strike them But if they obey you, then do not seek any way against them. Indeed, Allah has always been All-High, Supreme. - Fadel Soliman, Bridges’ translation
@lsjt8924
@lsjt8924 3 жыл бұрын
This isn’t satire…this is literally how they talk. Amazing.
@miryamamar5442
@miryamamar5442 Жыл бұрын
All too true!!!
@louismaltais4292
@louismaltais4292 10 ай бұрын
The muslim scholar's role: Use his "knowledge" to trick believers into thinking they didn't read what they just read.
@ulrikjensen6841
@ulrikjensen6841 9 ай бұрын
What is wrong with Asian people since they accept the islamic nonsense without any critizism or resistance? 😮😮😢
@hafoothalmuflahi9784
@hafoothalmuflahi9784 6 ай бұрын
@@louismaltais4292 this man is a joke in regard to beating ur wife using hadith we know u cant hurt ur wife but apostate is ignorant foolish and a hypocrite
@user-k4d-e59mo28oc
@user-k4d-e59mo28oc 4 ай бұрын
Oh, look: it's _5:00 am:_ “ALLAHU AKBAR ASHHADU AN LA ILAHA ILLA ALLAH ASHADU ANNA MUHAMMADAN RASOOL ALLAH HAYYA ALA S SALAH HAYYA ALA L FALAH HAYYA ALA-L-FALAH ALLAHU AKBAR LA ILAHA ILLA ALLAH!!!!!!” *Qur'an 7:166* “When they persisted in violation, We said to them, “Become APES!’” *Qur'an 5:60* "Those whom Allah has cursed He made them APES, PIGS,"
@Ritika_Yadav_Bharti
@Ritika_Yadav_Bharti Жыл бұрын
Women defending Islam is truly like Chicken defending KFC 😂
@shivamsingh8462
@shivamsingh8462 Жыл бұрын
God damn 😂😂😂😂
@infernogamer69
@infernogamer69 Жыл бұрын
well said sister masha allah
@2ahdcat
@2ahdcat Жыл бұрын
Cluck-cluck! lol.
@cecilmanganyi4660
@cecilmanganyi4660 11 ай бұрын
​@@nooraoude1000but your qur ann allows you to abuse them sexually infect Muhammad or your allah permited your man to rape them #what a disgrace , Jesus Christ said in the book of Matthew 5 verse 27 when you look at the woman with last now that you have commited a rape of which that is a sin allah and Muhammad are the disgraceful rapists
@cecilmanganyi4660
@cecilmanganyi4660 11 ай бұрын
​@@nooraoude1000i agree with you muslim woman are good but allah abd Muhammad says they should be raped thats abuse to the Coe and if they were still alive like Jesus Christ we would have toi toi and demand that they should be charged with gbv Muhammad and allah are a disgusting
@Hinhinnnnn
@Hinhinnnnn 3 жыл бұрын
Please give him a name and make him a recurrent character 🙏😭
@edlore4948
@edlore4948 3 жыл бұрын
Sheikh AP
@legioxiv9265
@legioxiv9265 3 жыл бұрын
"Sheikh Yaboody"
@Siddharth-94
@Siddharth-94 3 жыл бұрын
Hasbulla
@filibusteros.787
@filibusteros.787 3 жыл бұрын
Definitely... The entrance was damn funny 😂
@Daash27
@Daash27 3 жыл бұрын
"Shrek" Yaboody
@judepereira6217
@judepereira6217 2 жыл бұрын
Should have added 2 things 😂 1. " Brother has asked a very good question" 2. Crowd clapping
@AmitSharma12235
@AmitSharma12235 Жыл бұрын
Ox!
@AmitSharma12235
@AmitSharma12235 Жыл бұрын
If Ap likes to talk about Islam so much then let him talk face to face with zakir nayek.What is so afraid? Will play!😀
@matthewmbonu3159
@matthewmbonu3159 Жыл бұрын
​@@AmitSharma12235Zakir Naik said he won't he put out a video also Zakir Naik is an Idiot he doesn't even know Arabic he has not memorized the quran and he has no form al education there are much better scholars and even they are wrong
@makefor3048
@makefor3048 Жыл бұрын
@@AmitSharma12235 because the audience is blind half of them are indian muslims who havent even passed 12th class and dont know proper english and they just start clapping randomly, he can argue but the other guy also needs to be sensible and not blindly defend his religion
@primearsenal
@primearsenal Жыл бұрын
​@FT Editz183 you mean medical doctor zakir naik? Lol
@John-rn1nm
@John-rn1nm 3 жыл бұрын
This doesn't even sound like a parody. This is how Imams actually preach.
@spiritualsideup4428
@spiritualsideup4428 Жыл бұрын
Yes. They talk in circles, contradictions, and really it's just a crazy word salad. I had the misfortune of "dating" one of them. Even non-religious conversations were the same: flip the script, word salad, contradictions, gaslighting, talking in circles and saying nothing.
@EiziEizz
@EiziEizz Жыл бұрын
@@spiritualsideup4428 ClusterB people.
@germantutoring
@germantutoring 5 ай бұрын
​@@spiritualsideup4428they date?
@ekkimittrettanafn2242
@ekkimittrettanafn2242 5 ай бұрын
@@spiritualsideup4428put a link with an example of what you said. If you can’t you’re admitting you’re full of shit
@ezeee595
@ezeee595 5 ай бұрын
@@germantutoring the only thing they date, is their right hand.
@DaadirHusseinRoorow
@DaadirHusseinRoorow Жыл бұрын
"Islam gave women rights before women even existed" That had me 😭😭😭
@justthink8952
@justthink8952 Жыл бұрын
This is true. Muslims claim the Qur'an is eternal, meaning the Qur'an existed at least before the world was created. So, women's rights mentioned in the Quran existed before women even existed. The Qur'an is eternal but the satanic verses in it are also eternal. The Qur'an is the written speech of Allah, not of Jibril or Muhammad or shaitan. So, the Satanic verses in the Qur'an too, are the written speech of Allah. Thus, Allah is Shaitan according to Islam
@Tengu125
@Tengu125 9 ай бұрын
​​​​@@justthink8952 That makes sense. After all; Allah promises endless indulgence into the pleasures of the flesh in exchange for worship. That sounds like the opposite of Yahweh, who promises an existence free of earthly desires. This would mean that Islam either worships Satan or a false prophet.
@justthink8952
@justthink8952 9 ай бұрын
@@Tengu125 Allah does not have consort. So he gave Muham-mad a sexual strength of 30 robust men in order that he may watch Muhammad display his prowess with boys, girls, captives, slave girls, men, animals and even dead bodies. Because of this gift, Muhammad could never restrain himself. So raped captive women, sex slave girls, and his wives. He even raped women on whom his eyes fell upon because Allah commanded Muslims to divorce their wives immediately if Muhammad's eyes fell upon any of their wives. Muhammad had 11 wives at one point of time. He reportedly had sex with all of them in one night and took only one bath. He stole the wife of his adopted son. Being a pervert, he married a 6 year old child and raped her when she was 9. Of course he groomed her from 6 to 9. He even had sex with the dead body of his aunt in her grave. He had sex with the slave girl of his wife and was caught red handed. He kissed the pen*s of a boy named Al Hussein. He sucked the tongue of another boy named Al Hassan. Once he saw a beautiful woman on the street. He could not control himself. So he ran home and relieved himself with one of his wives even though she was busy doing some work. Muhammad was the son of mutah. His father Abdullah died within few months of his marriage to Amina but Muhammad was born 4 years later. In paradise, Muhammad's manhood will never turn flaccid. 72 virgins, boy servants, images of men and women for s*x will still not be enough for him. He may even smash the devil himself. Some negroes raped him
@alokraj3128
@alokraj3128 5 ай бұрын
At the time Islam gave women rights before they existed, Islam taught men to give rights to goats, camels, sheep, porcupines and other substitutes
@user-k4d-e59mo28oc
@user-k4d-e59mo28oc 4 ай бұрын
@@alokraj3128 And to milk them: "Allah’s Messenger (Peace Be Upon Him) said 'Make use of our camels' urine.' They said 'YES!' They drank the camels’ urine . . ." *Sahih Muslim book 16 Number 4131* *Sahih al-Bukhari Volume 2 Number 577* *Sahih al-Bukhari Volume 5 Number 505* *Sahih al-Bukhari Volume 7 Number 623* *Sahih al-Bukhari Volume 8 Number 794*
@Arguvandal
@Arguvandal 3 жыл бұрын
Kinda funny how AP looks really well as a Muslim apologist. He should do this dress up more often. Funny stuff man, keep it up.
@Loloooo765
@Loloooo765 3 жыл бұрын
He is an ex muslim😂
@williamgarayua5878
@williamgarayua5878 3 жыл бұрын
Dear@Ibrahim Saeed : This ⚔️ was made by an idolized Warmonger to perpetuate GENOCIDES in name of a god of WAR, but this ✝️ was made to Crucify a Peaceful Man; 🐑Symbols & Charlie Hebdo's Style Cartoons cannot harm, but FANATISM do; 😠👎 * Bye bye Armies of JIHAD!!!
@byron-ih2ge
@byron-ih2ge 3 жыл бұрын
Well he was once a hardcore muslim apologist dont forget that😂
@nethermaster7744
@nethermaster7744 3 жыл бұрын
He should make a second channel where he's posing as his long-lost twin-brother who is a strong believer
@byron-ih2ge
@byron-ih2ge 3 жыл бұрын
@@nethermaster7744 basically his pre enlightenment form..
@Adamjones2002
@Adamjones2002 3 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious, and yes all islamic scholars use this dirty method of changing topic and ignoring the core issue
@pelinyurul8167
@pelinyurul8167 3 жыл бұрын
@Ibrahim Saeed what religion? 😂
@andrevisser7542
@andrevisser7542 3 жыл бұрын
@Ibrahim Saeed, funny comment coming from someone who's book is about the greatest deceiver. 😂
@kathleen5237
@kathleen5237 3 жыл бұрын
To obfuscate totally confuses. I suppose that's the aim. Lol
@otakoob
@otakoob 3 жыл бұрын
@Ibrahim Saeed I don't think people here appreciate or interest in any religion schorlars. Or else they wouldn;t quit being religious, let alone converting to a new one...
@gibraltar0553
@gibraltar0553 3 жыл бұрын
@Ibrahim Saeed No your religion is consumed by evil energy.
@deborah5925
@deborah5925 3 жыл бұрын
“Don’t beat your wives like you beat your slaves..” allah is so merciful alhamdulillah mashallah
@ryanscorner6523
@ryanscorner6523 3 жыл бұрын
😜😜😜🤣🤣🤣 Lamdi dullah.
@steven-mq6xf
@steven-mq6xf 3 жыл бұрын
Bro that got me burst in laugh 😭
@steven-mq6xf
@steven-mq6xf 3 жыл бұрын
May Allah allahhmulahbu Allah mulalhala 😭
@wasifhoque1064
@wasifhoque1064 3 жыл бұрын
show me a single verse which says this.
@rexsceleratorum1632
@rexsceleratorum1632 3 жыл бұрын
@@wasifhoque1064 That's not a verse, it's a hadith (sahih)
@StrongestKryptonian
@StrongestKryptonian 5 ай бұрын
That's not even a parody, that's exactly how they answer these questions
@user-k4d-e59mo28oc
@user-k4d-e59mo28oc 4 ай бұрын
In other words, _Al-Taqiyyah_ gaslighting, strawmanning, Newspeak, Doublespeak Istanbulls*****
@Enkidu1701
@Enkidu1701 3 жыл бұрын
"Islam gave women rights when nobody knew what women are." that was hilarious
@donotreadmyprofile9373
@donotreadmyprofile9373 2 жыл бұрын
No of have no d and v how will we get treated????????.
@nebuvarghese7699
@nebuvarghese7699 Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@FantasyVisuals
@FantasyVisuals Жыл бұрын
No one knows what women are now however.....
@greyngreyer5
@greyngreyer5 Жыл бұрын
@@FantasyVisuals Well, whatever they are they certainly aren't "fields to be plowed" or "deficient spiritually and intellectually". Jk, women have vaginas, men have penises and exceptions don't alter the definition of a thing. Just don't act like atheism led to the ideology springing up. It didn't. Idiocy did. And as we note with islam, idiocy stems from the human mind and nowhence else.
@FantasyVisuals
@FantasyVisuals Жыл бұрын
@@greyngreyer5 Islam sprang from Catholicism. Would you like the historical references ?
@psychologytoday1521
@psychologytoday1521 3 жыл бұрын
It's crazy how this doesn't even seem like a parody after watching so many muslim apologist videos. Tells you a lot about the muslim apologists and how they've mastered the art of running away from questions.
@theastronomer5800
@theastronomer5800 3 жыл бұрын
Brother has a good point!
@gangadin2873
@gangadin2873 3 жыл бұрын
If you listen to Christian Prince you can literally generate a list of ways to muslims deflect, avoid, deny and deceive when answering a question.
@SunShine-oe4rt
@SunShine-oe4rt 3 жыл бұрын
As a Muslim apologist, I can confirm this.
@vbouts1
@vbouts1 3 жыл бұрын
So true... I’m thinking that some muslims watching this video might truely be puzzled because they would not see the parody at all.
@dr.muhammad7144
@dr.muhammad7144 3 жыл бұрын
"Righteousness is not determined by facing East or West during prayer. Righteousness consists of the belief in God, the Day of Judgment, the angels, the Books of God, His Prophets; to give money for the love of God to relatives, orphans, the destitute, and those who are on a journey and in urgent need of money, beggars; to set free slaves and to be steadfast in prayer, to pay the religious tax (zakat) to fulfill one's promises, and to exercise patience in poverty, in distress, and in times of war. Such people who do these are truly righteous and pious." _The Noble Quran, Verse 2.177_
@jameshanson6803
@jameshanson6803 3 жыл бұрын
Islam gives lots of woman rights. This is pure Islamphobic. Not just rights, but also jabs, lefts, and uppercuts for good measure.
@Agnet_Faze
@Agnet_Faze 3 жыл бұрын
bahahahahaha what right? The right to beat wives??? bahahaha....😂🤣He was a Muslim too and he left Islam...
@lucashenzo3023
@lucashenzo3023 3 жыл бұрын
Oh my tummy, you are so right that you have two right hands.
@Gothead420
@Gothead420 3 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the _HADOUKEN!_ 🤜🔥
@Agnet_Faze
@Agnet_Faze 3 жыл бұрын
@Who Cares? bahahahah there is no beauty in Islam... Rofl 😂🤣 it was created to bring other beliefs in disgrace....Islam itself is a disgrace to humanity....
@JohnDoe-jg7gi
@JohnDoe-jg7gi 3 жыл бұрын
LOL! 😂
@OPsommie
@OPsommie Жыл бұрын
This is so true , I have a Muslim friend and when I start hitting him that straight facts like he starts talking bs that there are more suicidal Christians than Muslims always cracks me up but he’s a cool guy tho 😂😂 .He made me realize that majority of Muslims are in denial 😂
@miennam2296
@miennam2296 3 ай бұрын
Muslim ngu lắm noi làm gì
@lycornj2
@lycornj2 Ай бұрын
I have a Muslim friend too and I'm in that same situation 😂😂
@Chillpillz01
@Chillpillz01 3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, the ACCURACY of avoiding the question and shitting on everyone who doesn’t agree with you. The subtle, cult-like thinking. This video is amazing.
@dirkbsilver9260
@dirkbsilver9260 3 жыл бұрын
The arrogance and dismissiveness was spot on. Only Islamic Apologists and Televangelists can be that oily and expect people to fall down in worship of them.
@Chillpillz01
@Chillpillz01 3 жыл бұрын
@@dirkbsilver9260 Gotta love religion
@dr.muhammad7144
@dr.muhammad7144 3 жыл бұрын
"Righteousness is not determined by facing East or West during prayer. Righteousness consists of the belief in God, the Day of Judgment, the angels, the Books of God, His Prophets; to give money for the love of God to relatives, orphans, the destitute, and those who are on a journey and in urgent need of money, beggars; to set free slaves and to be steadfast in prayer, to pay the religious tax (zakat) to fulfill one's promises, and to exercise patience in poverty, in distress, and in times of war. Such people who do these are truly righteous and pious." _The Noble Quran, Verse 2.177_
@Chillpillz01
@Chillpillz01 3 жыл бұрын
@@dr.muhammad7144 “. . . As for women of whom you fear rebellion, admonish them, and remain apart from them in beds, and beat them. . .” *The Noble Quran, Verse 4.34*
@exkhafir4208
@exkhafir4208 3 жыл бұрын
@@dr.muhammad7144 no you are wrong
@meganlukes6679
@meganlukes6679 3 жыл бұрын
“Every day a woman dies in America. Every day.” 🤣
@maxxard7992
@maxxard7992 5 ай бұрын
Only one? I'll take that over the middle east
@haljordan9607
@haljordan9607 5 ай бұрын
“ A woman dies”. 😂
@alokraj3128
@alokraj3128 5 ай бұрын
And in Arabia women die only on Fridays.
@vivekpuri3384
@vivekpuri3384 4 ай бұрын
and insta alla we make 1000 pregnant every hour lol
@derekmiles9306
@derekmiles9306 3 ай бұрын
True
@iconict0k
@iconict0k 3 жыл бұрын
My friend just left Islam 😹❤️
@TheHookahSmokingCaterpillar
@TheHookahSmokingCaterpillar 3 жыл бұрын
Good for them! 🎉
@thenun1846
@thenun1846 3 жыл бұрын
Alhamdulilah
@stannmyself5856
@stannmyself5856 Жыл бұрын
Smart friend
@toddbeamer6131
@toddbeamer6131 Жыл бұрын
As the guy on Islam Critiqued said recently, the main dawa tactic is "never defend, always deflect".
@hamed3700
@hamed3700 3 жыл бұрын
He answered better than most Muslim apologists.
@legioxiv9265
@legioxiv9265 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that ruined the joke. ;-)
@williamgarayua5878
@williamgarayua5878 3 жыл бұрын
Dear@Ibrahim Saeed : You don't really care about freedom of religion, but explicit Militarism, and that explain why it is called SUBMISSION. Don't blame Devil or G-d for what FANATICS do, be responsible for your own Acts, by Staying Away from SUBMISSION.
@tonyiommi74
@tonyiommi74 3 жыл бұрын
@Ibrahim Saeed how a lovely and respectful person you are?!?! OMG!! I will convert to Isslam!! Deen of pedo, bandit, crazy, fake profiterole MohamMAD!!! LililililiwooooaaaaAl-Lahu Ackbar!!!
@Cypher250
@Cypher250 3 жыл бұрын
@Ibrahim Saeed ? Smh
@WuZU84M3
@WuZU84M3 3 жыл бұрын
@@legioxiv9265 ruined cause it/this could work on u?? That easy eyy
@MisterJang0
@MisterJang0 3 жыл бұрын
The Apologist Prophet, he's like a combination of Zakir Naik and Yasir Qadi.
@billiepie8562
@billiepie8562 3 жыл бұрын
"Brother asked a very good question"
@dirkbsilver9260
@dirkbsilver9260 3 жыл бұрын
Is he a medical doctor too? HEHEHE.
@meridole565
@meridole565 3 жыл бұрын
@@dirkbsilver9260 all abduls are doctors and engineers but they think way more crazy than a human being who just came out from the deepest caves
@dirkbsilver9260
@dirkbsilver9260 3 жыл бұрын
@@meridole565 I guess you are right. They left the caves because Allah thought they were idols or comics making fun of the Pedoprophet.
@okellojames
@okellojames 3 жыл бұрын
@Who Cares? Try hijab is also part of that collection
@HellbirdIV
@HellbirdIV 3 жыл бұрын
"Isleeem gave women rights when nobody know what women are!" I held it together until that point, but that bit actually gave me a burst of real laughter.
@rrt_xoxo5632
@rrt_xoxo5632 3 жыл бұрын
@Ibrahim Saeed and your prophet was the devil himself lmaoo
@Arguvandal
@Arguvandal 3 жыл бұрын
@Ibrahim Saeed says the guy following a man who was choked by angel Gabriel (more like *Satan*) in a cave.
@midnightwatchman1
@midnightwatchman1 3 жыл бұрын
I bust out laughing when he said no women die in Muslim countries ... these women are immortal
@mmiJoy33
@mmiJoy33 3 жыл бұрын
@Ibrahim Saeed reference my friend, you forgot to give the reference. I was a muslim and i never read anywhere or heard at a khutbah that cross is a devil sign.
@athenaemmanouilidis1291
@athenaemmanouilidis1291 3 жыл бұрын
Actually Islam and Judaism is Satan worship
@asimadash6694
@asimadash6694 7 ай бұрын
"There is no bigger torture than Allah's mercy" ~Nate
@allgood6760
@allgood6760 2 жыл бұрын
Q:What does a Muslim do when his dishwasher stops working? A:He beats her up! 🤔
@rameshwarriya
@rameshwarriya 3 жыл бұрын
"Islam gave right to women even before women came into existence." I couldn't stop myself ROFL at this point. That's hilarious, AP.👏👏🙌
@stigmist
@stigmist 3 жыл бұрын
U like this ? Well they made a video about Hindus why won't u check it and I promise u you won't like it 😂
@stigmist
@stigmist 3 жыл бұрын
@Rahul das kzbin.info/www/bejne/e2aZfISLerpsnMk
@stigmist
@stigmist 3 жыл бұрын
@Rahul das oh u wanna debate?
@allahlesboslu2_9
@allahlesboslu2_9 3 жыл бұрын
@@stigmist I sllam is a g ainst logic 🤣🤣🤣🤣 if you don't accept that then you run to Christianity or Hindus , buddhist ???
@allahlesboslu2_9
@allahlesboslu2_9 3 жыл бұрын
@@stigmist j I h aadi spotted 🤣🤣🤣 search h I j daa aswaad
@KIRA-hp9ku
@KIRA-hp9ku 3 жыл бұрын
The reply must be: The brother asked a very good question... Audience: 👏👏
@ricksanchez8584
@ricksanchez8584 3 жыл бұрын
"...and a very important question"
@chandruthangarajah9233
@chandruthangarajah9233 3 жыл бұрын
Love this 😂😂😂
@KIRA-hp9ku
@KIRA-hp9ku 3 жыл бұрын
@Fatih B. yes 😂🤣
@roshanrakesh6855
@roshanrakesh6855 3 жыл бұрын
Trust me iam a medical doctor
@rayrayndiema
@rayrayndiema 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@louisacapell
@louisacapell Жыл бұрын
This is literally one of my favorites. The way you just keep talking and don't actually answer the question but just say things with no explanation example or proof, and act as though you have given an answer is so on point
@RobertWilson17
@RobertWilson17 3 жыл бұрын
Like the old saying goes: "If you can't blind them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit."
@Katharsis540
@Katharsis540 3 жыл бұрын
Well said.
@mohammedraazi4943
@mohammedraazi4943 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/hYDRqX-Qhq1grsk
@yestokindness99
@yestokindness99 Жыл бұрын
Lmao😂😂
@platinumwings8779
@platinumwings8779 3 жыл бұрын
An 8 year old Hindu boy has been accused of blasphemy in Islamic republic of Pakistan
@gaurisharma2253
@gaurisharma2253 3 жыл бұрын
Death penalty will be awarded....lol
@NoLefTurnUnStoned.
@NoLefTurnUnStoned. 3 жыл бұрын
@@gaurisharma2253 Why would you laugh about that?
@gaurisharma2253
@gaurisharma2253 3 жыл бұрын
@@NoLefTurnUnStoned. the lol is on the thinking of people over there, who do not even consider the innocence of a child and directly accuse that child of blasphemy... Such brain-dead zombies, no maturity at all. I did not intend to make fun of the situation.
@Gremlin2u
@Gremlin2u 3 жыл бұрын
@@gaurisharma2253 still isn't funny!
@ggvgj2079
@ggvgj2079 3 жыл бұрын
Muslims in India accused of eating God mother "cow" and get chased by Hindus
@moishimeirchassidus95
@moishimeirchassidus95 2 жыл бұрын
It is exactly how Muslim always try to avoid the answer !
@imbatman6454
@imbatman6454 8 ай бұрын
Is it just me or do they never answer a question simply?? Even not a Yes or No question.
@noname-dk3wi
@noname-dk3wi 3 жыл бұрын
This was so accurate hahah. Gave me flashbacks to the countless muslim apologist videos my dad made me watch because he believed i was “being led astray by western media” smh. He made me watch videos on women’s rights in islam(because he knew that I was a feminist), hoping that I’d be satisfied with the answers those scholars had to provide.... Fortunately for me I could see right thru their incoherent bullshitting and became an apostate few months ago ;)
@toddbeamer6131
@toddbeamer6131 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly. Once you know enough, you can see precisely how they are lying.
@nathaniellockwood5198
@nathaniellockwood5198 3 жыл бұрын
You should become an Orthodox Christian
@ataj585
@ataj585 3 жыл бұрын
@@nathaniellockwood5198 no thanks.
@noname-dk3wi
@noname-dk3wi 3 жыл бұрын
@@nathaniellockwood5198 Thank you so much, kind sir ! The short, simple remark you left under a comment where I discuss my bad experience with a misogynistic organised religion really makes me want to convert to another misogynistic organised religion !! You are my savior, the godsend white knight that made me rethink my sinful life and turn into a faithful, modest Jesus worshipper. Truly groundbreaking. You might as well call yourself the next prophet ❤️❤️❤️
@femalesupremacistoverlord6800
@femalesupremacistoverlord6800 3 жыл бұрын
I was raised Christian, became an atheist at 15 and since then I’ve had plenty of discussions with my dad about why I don’t believe it and the issue I take with the supposed moral teachings and he’s always been pretty reasonable. I really hope your parents grow to respect your beliefs too!
@jebediahknight2724
@jebediahknight2724 3 жыл бұрын
This was freaking hilarious, AP you’re a genius
@isallah1kafir196
@isallah1kafir196 3 жыл бұрын
Yep if one leaves Islam the artistic nature can come out from under the *pig-manure which is called Koran* .
@ceejaysun4254
@ceejaysun4254 3 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard XD
@isallah1kafir196
@isallah1kafir196 3 жыл бұрын
@Ibrahim Saeed *Read Koran **5:33** and you'll know **_Allah_** punishes people* using crosses 🕳Q🕳R🕳A🕳N🕳 🤣 😁 😃 😁 So now you're one Apostate. No need to delete your comment I *take one screen-shot* .....
@jebediahknight2724
@jebediahknight2724 3 жыл бұрын
@Ibrahim Saeed You’re a blasphemous Muslim who mocks our savior 7:15-20 “beware of false prophets” so called your prophet Muhammad is one of them: All false prophets: Joseph Smith/Mormonism: He was a Freemason and there’s all seeing eyes in every mormon church. Charles T Russel/Jehovah Withness: mocking the Bible and playing biblical verses to trick Christians Mary Baker Eddy/Christian Science who doesn’t believe in Jesus’s second return or judgment day and believing that man made media or organization is from god although it’s 100% satanic you might find it interesting but, The Papacy of the Roman Catholic Church and no it was not created by Paul but by the romans/Desires control also freemasonic popes such as pope Francis who does the hidden hand: Hidden hand means serving Satan and ruling in the other lastly your prophet Muhammad who was a rapist, he raped young children had over 11+ wives and who forces people onto Islam by force, he butchered many innocent pagans, the robbery he committed, and you treat him as a prophet? Wow what days we’ve been to, Muhammad who wrote the Quran with Bahira and stole biblical and Jewish verses and yet Muhammad couldn’t even read! Saying Jesus was a prophet? Why? Mainly to grow an army and to control nations? Muhammad has been so popular that 1.9B Muslims call in his name and praised him as the best Muslim ever like hell. You Muslims even committed sacrifice as one of my cousins watched a tiktok video that Muslims are sacrificing a cow? What? And from nowhere your allah came to Muhammad who didn’t even know how to shit to come and praise his name? What!? In fact, for much easier proof Jesus is not the prophet of allah because Jesus means “YHWH Saves” so how can he be a prophet? And did Muhammad ever committed any miracles or asked allah for help without the help of a sword? And yet you say Jesus was a prophet quit with this bs mate! You should repent and ask forgiveness of our lord, I’m not a Christian but I’m better, a Messianic Jew, who practices Judaism and who loves our Messiah and lord and savior, given my life to him is THE BEST thing that ever happened on this earth. And yet you trust a rapist not a savior who performed many many many miracles and spread love Gospel of Matthew chapter 5, an alternative for "an eye for an eye" is given by Jesus: You have heard that it was said, "An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth." 39But I say to you, Do not resist the one who is evil. But if anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn to him the other also. Catholicism is the basic version of pagan belief! Building statues of Mary and saints and praying them which is horrid. The pope has three crowns to be worn on his papal ceremony to be the ruler of all Christendom, I’m a follower of Jesus Christ nothing else nothing more. Islam KILLS. Want an example? A Muslim man who beheaded a French teacher who is speaking of freedom of choice. WHAT?! You expect me and all followers of Christ to join Islam? To join your religion oh please. Many of you think that going to jihad will get you to heaven like, HOLY SHIT
@jebediahknight2724
@jebediahknight2724 3 жыл бұрын
@Ibrahim Saeed and please stop liking your own comment lol
@radiem321
@radiem321 3 жыл бұрын
This is so accurate I got many Muslim friends whenever I talk about women rights they always target west countries and America 🤣🤣
@gangadin2873
@gangadin2873 3 жыл бұрын
Everyday a woman dies in America and the west. This is 100% true - therefore islam is 100% true.
@radiem321
@radiem321 3 жыл бұрын
@@gangadin2873 hahaha lol
@johncody2209
@johncody2209 4 ай бұрын
You lie
@madsunnytv4149
@madsunnytv4149 Жыл бұрын
Without Lie Islam Die
@newperve
@newperve 3 жыл бұрын
"Yes, this is a parody." Note: This had to be said because it's not that different from real apologists.
@kellyarchani4209
@kellyarchani4209 3 жыл бұрын
R we sure its a parady. Lol
@stephaniejayne5185
@stephaniejayne5185 3 жыл бұрын
It’s real Islam and the radicals obey the teachings of the Quran faithfully, without exception, without adaptations.. they are dutiful and obedient to Allah in every way.
@shirly8932
@shirly8932 3 жыл бұрын
We want brains... Not brawns
@user-qb6jl6hr1l
@user-qb6jl6hr1l 3 жыл бұрын
Apostate prophet is underrated roaster and comedian 😂👍🔥
@sm3997
@sm3997 3 жыл бұрын
the guys a clown
@leslii3309
@leslii3309 3 жыл бұрын
@@sm3997 a clown with a tongue of truth.
@sm3997
@sm3997 3 жыл бұрын
@@leslii3309 who tries to misguide and corrupt peoples minds.
@leslii3309
@leslii3309 3 жыл бұрын
@@sm3997 misguided? Did you read what you wrote? , leave your path my dear friend, it's not too late. 😌
@sm3997
@sm3997 3 жыл бұрын
@@leslii3309 and it's not too late for u to repent. turn to allah, ask for forgiveness, and open ur mind up if u wanna feel peace inside.
@ApostateAladdin
@ApostateAladdin 3 жыл бұрын
I don't understand.. you basically plagiarized a sheikh's answer....
@kuralovien5524
@kuralovien5524 2 жыл бұрын
Hamdulilah, Sheik yaboody was truly an Messenger of almighty Allah, who makes semen from his ribs and keeps the sun safe at night under his ass! He can't be wrong. Lol
@adzy826
@adzy826 2 жыл бұрын
Interesting right
@mianlim
@mianlim Жыл бұрын
Gg
@vito-boni
@vito-boni Жыл бұрын
This hadith scares me It was narrated from Aishah: that the messenger of Allah of said: “If I were to command anyone to prostrate to anyone else, I would have commanded women to prostrate to their husbands. If a man were to command his wife to move (something) from a red mountain to a black mountain, and from a black mountain to a red mountain, her duty is to obey to him.” Imagine if a woman had a cruel Muslim husband. Her husband can take advantage of this ridiculous hadith.
@bluebee5266
@bluebee5266 3 ай бұрын
Hindu scriptures have the same horrors.
@Yejis_Wife.
@Yejis_Wife. 3 ай бұрын
​@@bluebee5266bro this has nothing to do with hinduism 💀
@truth640
@truth640 3 ай бұрын
Modern law is anti males anti justice.Husbands have to give free maintenance alimony with zero rights to wife and dsughters
@truth640
@truth640 3 ай бұрын
@@bluebee5266 modern law is horror.loots males .Free maintenance yo wife daughters with
@haisoni_
@haisoni_ 3 ай бұрын
​@@bluebee5266Where
@gandadorf7886
@gandadorf7886 3 жыл бұрын
The satire was so good that the only way you could differentiate AP from a real muslim apologist was in AP's over performance and utter perfection in his reasonings that not even a real apologist would think of.
@Empiricist14
@Empiricist14 3 жыл бұрын
I think this is basically AP in his old devotee phase
@aprilparker9030
@aprilparker9030 3 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard when you said "as far as we know Muhammed never beat any of his wives TO DEATH". so it's all okay. Hahahaha.
@maryjackman4305
@maryjackman4305 Жыл бұрын
You forgot to read the verse in arabic which noone will understand to pass another minute or so😂
@truthserum3050
@truthserum3050 3 жыл бұрын
THIS CONTENT IS GOLD 😂❤️
@truthserum3050
@truthserum3050 3 жыл бұрын
@Ibrahim Saeed I'm not even Christian, you dummy.
@ceejaysun4254
@ceejaysun4254 3 жыл бұрын
Even Diamond XD
@Gothead420
@Gothead420 3 жыл бұрын
Your religion was made by humans, not god. May the force be with you! 😉
@subifyouhatetiktokandreddit234
@subifyouhatetiktokandreddit234 3 жыл бұрын
@Ibrahim Saeed Islam is a False Pagan religion. Judaism and Christianity are the only two Abrahamic religions which people should trust
@subifyouhatetiktokandreddit234
@subifyouhatetiktokandreddit234 3 жыл бұрын
@Ibrahim Saeed ☪️= 💩
@BLACK.ANGEL.
@BLACK.ANGEL. 3 жыл бұрын
4:35 *"Islam gave women rights, before women even existed!"* - Sheikh AP
@lifemaverick6427
@lifemaverick6427 3 жыл бұрын
We should make this quote into a T-shirt!
@pkoppart
@pkoppart 3 жыл бұрын
Lol!
@kakashi-fe4ql
@kakashi-fe4ql 3 жыл бұрын
@@lifemaverick6427 if you wear that shirt in public guess what will happen next? Allahu akbar kaboom💥
@sirunikunushik7735
@sirunikunushik7735 3 жыл бұрын
Don't you understand? Allah meant UFO women rights🤣
@billybeda3005
@billybeda3005 5 ай бұрын
😂😂
@domenicodiniro413
@domenicodiniro413 3 жыл бұрын
When parody is done so well you can't tell the difference
@justthink8952
@justthink8952 Жыл бұрын
The only point where AP gave himself away was "and stay away from Islam". All others are perfect!
@capncake8837
@capncake8837 Жыл бұрын
Forgot this was AP for a sec towards the end. This is extremely accurate.
@ProphetMohammed-69BBC
@ProphetMohammed-69BBC 11 ай бұрын
Yeah. I almost hit dislike 😂
@cholyom2629
@cholyom2629 3 жыл бұрын
Sheikh AP telling us to stay away from Islam is just hilarious 🤣
@pkoppart
@pkoppart 3 жыл бұрын
Brilliant sense of humor!
@IzzyNChrist
@IzzyNChrist 3 жыл бұрын
Haha that's a perfect name for him
@toddbeamer6131
@toddbeamer6131 3 жыл бұрын
I get it. You can't beat your wives, but you can discipline them by hitting them. Yes, that sounds like a consistent doctrine. I listened to another sheikh who was asked how many times a wife can be disciplined for a particular "disobedience". He said up to 10 "discipline" sessions. After that, if they remain conscious and are still disobedient, you can divorce them. Isn't that sooo tolerant!
@joshittihsoj5989
@joshittihsoj5989 3 жыл бұрын
yeah, that the reason why it was 10 and he need to let go that person because she is a human..not animal to be constantly discipline.. anyways if you had a child and your child make problems as school would you discipline your child? and if you more suitable to use talk no justsu to your child...it also fine... which i mean is you can discuss with wife in Islam for any problems.
@shieldmaidenforchrist1310
@shieldmaidenforchrist1310 3 жыл бұрын
I'm guessing they don't have marriage counseling. I've heard many couples talk about how they had recurring issues and it all stemmed from not knowing how to communicate effectively. Once they worked through the gaps in communication skills, it was much easier to resolve issues.
@toddbeamer6131
@toddbeamer6131 3 жыл бұрын
@@shieldmaidenforchrist1310 The quran says men are in charge of women, and if they are "disobedient" then quran 4:34 applies. They are to be threatened and beaten until they become "obedient" again. If after 10 beatings they are still "disobedient" then divorce them and get another. After all, it is only one of four wives. (yes, I am being sarcastic - but that is the scripture and tradition). You often hear of muslim women saying that their imams told them to just be "more obedient".
@shieldmaidenforchrist1310
@shieldmaidenforchrist1310 3 жыл бұрын
@@toddbeamer6131 Yes, I am aware of this. And this is precisely the problem. If the people largely believe this, no one will put the time into learning and teaching good communication skills, which sometimes takes a lot of work depending on personalities and whether one had the opportunity to learn these skills growing up. It's very sad for the people, women are most harmed, but men also miss out on having a happy relationship.
@gustgoris8009
@gustgoris8009 3 жыл бұрын
@@joshittihsoj5989 "which i mean is you can discuss with wife in Islam for any problems." And when they don't listen, you can beat them, NICE CULT!
@agnostic_man6943
@agnostic_man6943 3 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't be surprised if someone says he becoming a Muslim scholar.
@JesusChristIsLivingGod
@JesusChristIsLivingGod 3 жыл бұрын
He will not become muslim scholar but he'll become great liar 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@agnostic_man6943
@agnostic_man6943 3 жыл бұрын
@@JesusChristIsLivingGod 🤣
@JesusChristIsLivingGod
@JesusChristIsLivingGod 3 жыл бұрын
@Who Cares? What??
@arolemaprarath3248
@arolemaprarath3248 3 жыл бұрын
@@sharma4840 Sorry to break it but Christians are supposed to follow Jesus not the Old Testament or the Jewish Tanakh. So your claims is pointless.
@arolemaprarath3248
@arolemaprarath3248 3 жыл бұрын
@@sharma4840 Exactly. Jesus fulfilled the covenant. Your point is?
@imnotkidding6768
@imnotkidding6768 Жыл бұрын
This man is pure gold.
@miennam2296
@miennam2296 3 ай бұрын
Like shiiii t ?
@dyawr
@dyawr 3 жыл бұрын
4:33 _"Islam gave women rights when nobody knew what women are..."_ 😂😂 Probably... so progressive. 🙌
@alokraj3128
@alokraj3128 5 ай бұрын
At that time everyone was gay
@hmm600
@hmm600 3 жыл бұрын
I think AP should do these skits more as his thumbnail would definitely attract some fundamentalist thinking you’re finally back on to the path of Allah
@Hey-Women-iam-bear-choose-me
@Hey-Women-iam-bear-choose-me 3 жыл бұрын
Fuck every religion
@yestokindness99
@yestokindness99 Жыл бұрын
Those inbred creatures might not even realize that this is a parody..
@Erymanthios_Kafros
@Erymanthios_Kafros 3 жыл бұрын
Actually, you would be very successful Muslim scholar. I am already considering reverting!!!!
@hans471
@hans471 3 жыл бұрын
Me too!! 😂
@neanderwallace8317
@neanderwallace8317 3 жыл бұрын
@@hans471 lol , bei mir gings genau so
@Alan-ps3pb
@Alan-ps3pb 9 ай бұрын
Briliant piss take! That is exactly how they avoid giving direct answers to the many awkward question they have to face. They are like dodgy second-hand car salesmen 😂😂😂
@argiecastos1260
@argiecastos1260 3 жыл бұрын
AP's fake beard is more gorgeous than Ali Dawa's beard. He would be jealous
@sm3997
@sm3997 3 жыл бұрын
naaa ali dawah doesn't have time to be jealous.
@ChessCat1500
@ChessCat1500 3 жыл бұрын
@@sm3997 time is haram
@sm3997
@sm3997 3 жыл бұрын
@Who Cares? apostates are only held to death if they are causing corruption to the land. they mislead and influence other muslims to leave islam. the prophet muhammad pbuh said that if there are apostates, they should be re-located, not killed unless they announce it publicly and cause corruption in the land. if "ap" is so obsessed with the fact that muslims kill apostates, why doesn't he move out of the islamic country n get on with his life. and u can't rlly tlk about child marriages when they used to be allowed in the uk.
@sm3997
@sm3997 3 жыл бұрын
@@ChessCat1500 ur haram
@cricknowledge3967
@cricknowledge3967 3 жыл бұрын
If AP never left islam 😂😂😂😂
@onlyhumanityandscience8867
@onlyhumanityandscience8867 3 жыл бұрын
He would be the best Muslim apologists compare to these other Muslims apologists clowns😂😂😂
@sm3997
@sm3997 3 жыл бұрын
@@onlyhumanityandscience8867 he's the biggest clown
@leslii3309
@leslii3309 3 жыл бұрын
@@sm3997 clown with a tongue of truth.
@sm3997
@sm3997 3 жыл бұрын
@@leslii3309 why u calling him a clown then?
@leslii3309
@leslii3309 3 жыл бұрын
@@sm3997 Clown means he give people happiness, not just happiness but also opening every people's mind, why can't you accept the facts about your religion? Wake up bro, it's for your own good, why you need to cover all those lies? 🤥 Save yourself and your family.
@HDtothe8
@HDtothe8 3 жыл бұрын
This was so on point that I almost dropped my Quran!
@gloriascientiae7435
@gloriascientiae7435 3 жыл бұрын
stooop i couldve dropped my quran
@reven-docta79
@reven-docta79 Жыл бұрын
This was genius. The constant shifting and dodging, and word-play is exactly how they answer questions, or should I say, Not answer questions.
@1turkish1indian43
@1turkish1indian43 3 жыл бұрын
I am a Turk myself, and this video is actually very funny 😄😁🙏
@emrerdem915
@emrerdem915 3 жыл бұрын
Yazık size
@selcukdilek4656
@selcukdilek4656 3 жыл бұрын
Evet
@wexzia1924
@wexzia1924 3 жыл бұрын
@@emrerdem915 Hakaret eden, öfkelenen aciz bir tanrı olan Allah'a inanan Müslümanlara yazık demek daha yerinde olacaktır. Uğruna hayatlarını mahvettikleri varlık, insan mı tanrı mı belli değil.
@MissDaniDaniels
@MissDaniDaniels 2 жыл бұрын
@@emrerdem915 truth kills islam 😆😆😆 shame on mohammod
@hambam7533
@hambam7533 3 жыл бұрын
you dont respect women by wrapping them up like a breakfest burrito, i worked with a fellow who once lived in saudi arabia he told me a story that he was driving down the road and noticed another car with a goat sitting in the front seat next to the driver and a women sitting in the back seat probably his wife that says it all
@steven-mq6xf
@steven-mq6xf 3 жыл бұрын
😂
@cosmic_doll
@cosmic_doll 5 ай бұрын
Did you say that the goat was his wife?
@biancalancia1023
@biancalancia1023 3 жыл бұрын
I'm a muslim but this is really on point lol. Even your pronunciation is.
@sm3997
@sm3997 3 жыл бұрын
?
@zerocross9509
@zerocross9509 3 жыл бұрын
@@sm3997 *visible confusion *
@nohaydios3590
@nohaydios3590 3 жыл бұрын
@@sm3997 😂
@The_Crab_Whisperer
@The_Crab_Whisperer 3 жыл бұрын
Good on you Bianca for seeing the funny side 😁 Stay safe 🤗
@cyruswest7986
@cyruswest7986 3 жыл бұрын
Mashedalla. Where is your hijab sistar?
@DyaOrWhateva
@DyaOrWhateva Жыл бұрын
If it wasn’t for the fake beard, this could have just been a sermon
@Tai91827
@Tai91827 3 жыл бұрын
AP looks like a true prophet now 😄
@Marshal-hj3kk
@Marshal-hj3kk 3 жыл бұрын
AP is the last true prophet of Islam.
@sm3997
@sm3997 3 жыл бұрын
do u even know what a prophet looks like?
@QuestForGood
@QuestForGood 6 ай бұрын
@@Marshal-hj3kk 🤣🤣
@BLACK.ANGEL.
@BLACK.ANGEL. 3 жыл бұрын
*"How is it real wife-bexting when there is Allah's consent!?"* - FARID LEAKS
@dotdashdotdash
@dotdashdotdash 3 жыл бұрын
“how is it chi(ld ra)pe when Allah and the parents give their consent? “
@smilingkanye7392
@smilingkanye7392 3 жыл бұрын
Bro he would actually say that wtf
@Cheeky_Sheikhy
@Cheeky_Sheikhy 3 жыл бұрын
He would say its a metaphysical matter😆
@zaid4128
@zaid4128 3 жыл бұрын
He totally strawmanned as always. We are not permitted to hit on the face, cause pain or leave scar. Hitting, that too lightly explained with the analogy of the miswak (toothbrush), is the last resort. Qur'an 4:34 Men are the caretakers of women, as men have been provisioned by Allah over women and tasked with supporting them financially. And righteous women are devoutly obedient and, when alone, protective of what Allah has entrusted them with. And if you sense ill-conduct from your women, advise them ˹first˺, ˹if they persist,˺ do not share their beds, ˹but if they still persist,˺ then discipline them ˹gently˺. But if they change their ways, do not be unjust to them. Surely Allah is Most High, All-Great.
@sam.5532
@sam.5532 3 жыл бұрын
Please AP, make this a real character, and make a series out of this! This is pure gold! You have perfectly played the role of the Mufti.
@sjappiyah4071
@sjappiyah4071 3 жыл бұрын
YES ! This needs to be a reoccurring character
@Mr371312
@Mr371312 3 жыл бұрын
Second this, a comedic parralel on how they will answer what you taught already sounds genius and educational too
@AbooBeggarAlBigDaddy
@AbooBeggarAlBigDaddy 8 ай бұрын
The end😃😃... Stay away from Islam😆🤣❤🤣❤
@evrenfurtuna
@evrenfurtuna 3 жыл бұрын
That's exactly how many children in the middle east are brought up and end up as zombies who don't question anything. Thanks for the video AP.
@anniecrespo403
@anniecrespo403 3 жыл бұрын
“In Europe in the west you’ll see woman walking alone” LMFAOOOO IM CRYING
@therealtruth460
@therealtruth460 3 жыл бұрын
That's a bad thing
@robertlinder8464
@robertlinder8464 2 жыл бұрын
@@therealtruth460 No, freedom is a good thing.
@Olivia-W
@Olivia-W 2 жыл бұрын
@@therealtruth460 It might be a little issue, because we live alone with my mother. I have to do things like say, go to university, go buy food, and it would be a little hard to get my friends around for every single time. Dude. Wtf. Walking alone is completely fine in any developed country- except for nutso muslim areas. Heck, you can even walk alone as a woman in bad places in NYC and probably be fine (though I'd recommend having some easy access pepper spray)
@ericsonofjohn9384
@ericsonofjohn9384 3 жыл бұрын
I don’t think you can even call this a parody. It’s just an accurate representation.
@riri23245
@riri23245 6 ай бұрын
The fact!!! Its not even a parody! It's the reality
@Upioornica
@Upioornica 3 жыл бұрын
"We're not supposed to beat our wives like we beat our slaves" XDDD
@imsteph21
@imsteph21 3 жыл бұрын
"A man is in charge of his wife..sss." I see what you did there.😂
@charlesdavis7087
@charlesdavis7087 3 жыл бұрын
A husband should never beat his wife. He should hire someone else to do it for him. Praise Allah.
@AnkurLEGUM
@AnkurLEGUM 3 жыл бұрын
@𝐀𝐧𝐜𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐕𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐜 𝐊𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐥𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞 first, Hindu word is not mentioned in Vedas. Second, vedas are written by humans and not God. And it is itself mentioned mentioned in Vedas, that you can amend them with time. Anyone can reject vedas and still be a Sanatan Hindu. . Even an Atheist can be a Hindu. There is a big difference in religion and dharma and sanatan hindu is a dharma.
@vegfist2997
@vegfist2997 3 жыл бұрын
@𝐀𝐧𝐜𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐕𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐜 𝐊𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐥𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞 we all know how caste based discrimination was justified pointing to vedas since the late vedic period.
@exmuslimchronicles
@exmuslimchronicles Жыл бұрын
You had me at "Bismillah" 🤣🤣🤣
@MrLosches
@MrLosches 3 жыл бұрын
A perfect example of how Muslims answer controversial questions.
@truthserum3050
@truthserum3050 3 жыл бұрын
Muslims believe allah sent his word for everyone to understand clearly, yet the most straight forward verses are twisted and made so complicated. Well done, allah. 🤦‍♀️😂
@truthserum3050
@truthserum3050 3 жыл бұрын
@@AdamAlways I think the top bit says "I'm fucking taking this" or something like that and the bottom bit is referring to the muslims saying "OH MY GOD!" lol
@truthserum3050
@truthserum3050 3 жыл бұрын
@@AdamAlways 😂
@17Emil
@17Emil 3 жыл бұрын
@Ibrahim Saeed at least Jesus wasn't a pedophile
@williamgarayua5878
@williamgarayua5878 3 жыл бұрын
Dear@Ibrahim Saeed : ⚔️ It doesnt matter what controls your religion, because you are FORCED into SUBMISSION, defeated & without any right to SCAPE or complain, only obedience like any disposable Slave, more cannon meat for Frontline Battlefield. 🔥🥩🔥 💞🔓🗝️🆚🔗📗 BE FREE; Live and let others LIVE. 👶
@tibodeclercq2131
@tibodeclercq2131 3 жыл бұрын
@Ibrahim Saeed Ah, what a nice quote about othe rpeople's beliefs! You must have this from Mohammed!
@wtf8137
@wtf8137 Жыл бұрын
Pretty accurate, my imam just kept going that my questions are islamaphobic lol, then went on saying how absurd and stupid the idea of Christianity is, the trinity, an angel who doesn’t have free will disobeying God on and on, and I thought wouldn’t this be consider Christianphobic? I said to him and he said it’s not. Double standards man
@MarcG7424
@MarcG7424 Жыл бұрын
Should have told him the Bible doesn't call him kaffir nudges or the worst of mankind to be eliminated and humiliated until they embrace Islam or pay jiziya to live
@shakmo
@shakmo 3 жыл бұрын
This is the content I have waited my whole life for. AP you nutter this is just brilliant 😂
@toddbeamer6131
@toddbeamer6131 3 жыл бұрын
He used to do dawa as a muslim, so he knows exactly how to lie like a professional!
@exkhafir4208
@exkhafir4208 3 жыл бұрын
He is a ex muslim like me .
@alivebythegraceofgod2935
@alivebythegraceofgod2935 3 жыл бұрын
Wow this was so funny and on point, even the references to Israel, that really made me LOL. Thanks AP.
@mohammedraazi4943
@mohammedraazi4943 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/hYDRqX-Qhq1grsk
@mohammedraazi4943
@mohammedraazi4943 3 жыл бұрын
@Martin Ramsbottom Why ?
@mohammedraazi4943
@mohammedraazi4943 3 жыл бұрын
@Martin Ramsbottom No brother I live in 2021 , so I did my own research .
@mohammedraazi4943
@mohammedraazi4943 3 жыл бұрын
@Martin Ramsbottom If bible is the word of god then how come there many authors of bible ? If bible is the word of god then why does bible have revised edition ? If bible was the word of god then why is bible not there in the language which Jesus Christ spoke ? If bible is the word of god then how do you trust it ? Because you have a bible called as the King James version according to source king James used to sleep with the same gender and also he used to do bad things with the animals .
@宇原家
@宇原家 3 жыл бұрын
@@mohammedraazi4943 first of all the Bible is not directly to God but "through" God's words and prophets why there's authors? Of course God is guiding them to write and witness each action every story every history
@vendetta12
@vendetta12 3 жыл бұрын
you go into the streets and see women walk by themselves rofl 😂😂
@muzzi._.23
@muzzi._.23 9 ай бұрын
"Islam give human rights when nobody knew what women are" when i asked to my maulvi about aisha's marriage he replied the same 😂
@frankbauerful
@frankbauerful 3 жыл бұрын
It is the mark of a smart debater that he can represent not only his own point of view but also that of his opponents. I would put out a challenge to the pro-Islam people to try to make a video like this about Apostate Prophet's views.
@AdmiralBison
@AdmiralBison 2 жыл бұрын
They will fail. - Religion and Conservatism are not known for comedy, let alone its subsect such as parody. Comedy is actually an ''aggressive' form of communication, many may get offended by the mockery of parody, but more importantly they are actually offended by the truth. Parody requires actual deep analysis and thought of a subject matter in order to be at least good parody and not come out lame. Parody and Satire (another subsect of comedy) have historically been used to criticize authoritarianism, establishment politics, dictatorships, oppressive regimes, corruption and Religion.
@IvanSensei88
@IvanSensei88 3 жыл бұрын
I kid you not, you could re-title this video to something like "Debunking Islamophobes on the wife-beating verse", show it to some Muslim who doesn't know who AP is, and he'd be like Alhamdulilah! The brother has a point! Totally owned those Islamophobes! May Allah reward him!
@ayasongpizza8197
@ayasongpizza8197 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/pnfZqGeOq7ujhaM
@sm3997
@sm3997 3 жыл бұрын
naa, this guy doesn't say anything apart from lies. if u really wanna know the ruling on wife beating in islam, then go watch someone who's actually a muslim, not this fake hypocrite
@ayasongpizza8197
@ayasongpizza8197 3 жыл бұрын
@@sm3997 lol y'all need therapy. It's honestly so sad to see you follow this clown with such open arms when he literally has no idea what he's talking about. lol I think your mixing who's an actual Muslim and whos the fake hypocrite but everything l say will go right through your heads while you follow his little Anti-Islam cult so keep having fun being delusional like him while you still can! A scholar that is open-minded vs. a clown that cherrypicks verses regardless of the context behind it and puts trys fitting it in his own perspective he wants viewers to see as bad. tell you to go and learn about Islam yourself while saying to stay away from Islam. if your learning about Islam only through him them I gotta be honest bud, your most likely already convinced by his delusions.
@IvanSensei88
@IvanSensei88 3 жыл бұрын
@@ayasongpizza8197 The Quran: Literally has a verse that grants husbands the permission to strike their wives if they fear arrogance from them. Apologists: No no no no no no, it means "tap them on the shoulder lightly". It means "beat them with a feather". Yeah, verse says one thing, apologists are adding in bs and reinterpreting it... and you expect us to trust that?
@__.Sara.__
@__.Sara.__ 3 жыл бұрын
Edit: And I'm so glad we finally got to meet the sheikh you mentioned! I'm waiting to pick up my daughter from kindergarten so this hilarious video was very appreciated 😊
@__.Sara.__
@__.Sara.__ 3 жыл бұрын
@Temporal Nationalist She is one of the major reasons I study ideologies like Islam. I'll teach her to love Muslims, but to know what is truly taught.
@sirunikunushik7735
@sirunikunushik7735 3 жыл бұрын
@@__.Sara.__ My daughter's class mate told my daughter "did you know in quran permits Muslims to lie?" My daughter asked me if that's true, I said yes it's true. I was thinking how the Muslim's new generation are so honest about their faith.
@neanderwallace8317
@neanderwallace8317 3 жыл бұрын
@@__.Sara.__ now thats how its done ! A ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR SARA RAINEY
@__.Sara.__
@__.Sara.__ 3 жыл бұрын
@Sami Sulaiman I have been using those terms interchangeably, but you're right, they're not the same. Thank you!
@nekrofilzombi
@nekrofilzombi 3 ай бұрын
He started losing his beard piece by piece. He is becoming a woman. MashaAllah.
@user-ky9pu6gj1j
@user-ky9pu6gj1j 3 жыл бұрын
3:49 when you go to Europe, America, you see women go around and walk by themselves أعوذ بالله 🤣🤣
@sirunikunushik7735
@sirunikunushik7735 3 жыл бұрын
Have you seen Saudi Arabia documentary videos men's walking on the streets with a chain or a rope tight to their women's vest or their wrist? It's hilarious and the same time shocking how they don't trust their pure Muslim people in the heart of Islam.
@888jucu
@888jucu 3 жыл бұрын
"And stay away from Islam" at the end was pure comedy 🤣👍
@stultuses
@stultuses 3 жыл бұрын
Summed it up perfectly... "Stay away from Islam" Interesting isn't it, Islam dances around such questions, trying to make excuses, yep the Bible teaches straight out answers, let you Yes be Yes and your No be No, anything else is of the devil
@sm3997
@sm3997 3 жыл бұрын
@@mawetilumogdikilumhahom ok so slavery in christianity is allowed, when in islam, slavery was abolished!!
@sm3997
@sm3997 3 жыл бұрын
@@mawetilumogdikilumhahom Ephesians 6:5-8 Paul states, “Slaves, be obedient to your human masters with fear and trembling, in sincerity of heart, as to Christ” isn't that what the bible says? in islam, a slave is meant to be treated as a human, not someone who is bossed around and is treated poorly.
@samuelmithran5586
@samuelmithran5586 3 жыл бұрын
@@sm3997 You beat slaves with respect in Islam???🤣🤣🤣🤣
@lorenahalip9360
@lorenahalip9360 3 жыл бұрын
@@sm3997 just a few hours ago you wrote that slavery was abolished in Islam! Now you're talking about how slaves are treated in Islam. Does it make sense to you?!?😂why would there be a need for knowing how to treat them if Islam doesn't allow slavery? It's pure nonsense
@steven-mq6xf
@steven-mq6xf 3 жыл бұрын
@@sm3997 with trembling ? No.it says Ephesians 6:5 Slaves, obey your earthly masters with respect and fear, and with sincerity of heart, just as you would obey Christ.
@faizannoori2383
@faizannoori2383 3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely loved it. Make this a series.
@boriserjavec6470
@boriserjavec6470 2 жыл бұрын
Islam gives the right to women to stay at home and only leave with a male escort
@seanalexander458
@seanalexander458 3 жыл бұрын
I couldn't stop laughing at this because it's so accurate. These so called scholars always beat around the bush about their made up religion.
@songs97621
@songs97621 Жыл бұрын
Listen to Exmuslims channels Sahil official, Adam Seeker, Zafar heritic, sachwala and answer questions on quran and Hadith first. Unless you are an Islamic scholar who can answer logically all questions on Islam, you will be considered good for nothing
@jimmyshrimbe9361
@jimmyshrimbe9361 3 жыл бұрын
Please, give us more of this!
@zikrim1227
@zikrim1227 3 жыл бұрын
Man, when i was a child. I would think this as a good answer 🤦‍♂️ allah, thank you for giving me such a good brain
@zoraidaortiz4743
@zoraidaortiz4743 3 жыл бұрын
AP your Islamic introduction nearly killed me 😂
@Vent330
@Vent330 4 ай бұрын
This is no parody, it's so accurate 🤣 😂 😆 😅
@Pomegrandmate
@Pomegrandmate 3 жыл бұрын
when i first saw the scholar i couldnt breathe man! edit: also put some music in the background for future vids!
@ileanax8308
@ileanax8308 3 жыл бұрын
AP is an amazing actor he spoke just like the dumb apologists
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