【Apple】20 yo steals my husband for his money, but the divorce leaves him with nothing! Boo hoo LOL!!

[@leohamada6946]

"The geezer porker!!!!!" I'm dead!!!😂☠

[@joancampbell1377]

Definately hilarious😅😅😅

[@sarahader8118]

What an idiot the ex-husband is. First going into debt, going after a 20 year old, forgetting a prenuptial agreement with MC's parents, forgetting about the ownership of the condo...😅

[@sarahader8118]

@Timothy Robertson yup the ending felt unsatisfying

[@labella9291]

These stories often have the guy forgetting who actually owns the house/condo. I think it's stupid.

[@sarahader8118]

@@labella9291 right?

[@Momof5grannytomany]

Man Luke followed his lower brain to his supposed greener pastures wtf this guy is so stupid he thinks he can cheat n get away with it he's a stupid moron I'm glad that ops parents made them sign a prenup to keep Luke from getting anything lol

[@GeorgieB1965]

These stories also have the cops acting very responsible as well.

[@path.1243]

What I don't like about these stories is why tell the side chick anything until AFTER the marriage. Stop giving warnings!!!!

[@Deadlycats667]

To be fair the majority of the time the side chick won't believe it thinking the ex is just crazy/jealous and trying to get in their* way.🤣

[@donnamosley8155]

Exactly. Let experiencing the consequences head-on be the teacher. Let Kat suffer first, she KNEW Like (as in *lukewarm*) was married but all she saw was money signs and the promise of living rent-free in an expensive condo. She deserves whatever happened to her for being such a female dipwad. And as for Luke, he deserves the Idiot of the Year award. He forgotten about the prenuptial agreement OP's parents had him sign. Of the debt his wife helped him pay off, 10 years of being there for him through thick and thin. Only to do his decent wife dirty by cheating and divorcing her for some 20 year side piece that wouldn't even dump a bucket of piss in if he were set on fire. He and Kat deserves each other in the end...

[@BabyKangaroo279]

I think part of OP just wanted to give the girl the benefit of the doubt since she’s so young. I’ve made a lot of idiotic mistakes at that age. ALOT. I had no guidance. I grew up.

[@cmnelson2923]

@@BabyKangaroo279 But what's the excuse for the chick's parents?

[@BabyKangaroo279]

@@cmnelson2923 greed. Which really isn’t an excuse but seems to be their motivation for teaching their kid and acquiring what THEY value in life

[@angelamcwhinnie6351]

Always like these voices

[@MaryanneN_]

Yes! The others are so awful.

[@thecornettmultiverse]

“You’re old enough to be a mommy lol!” Kat must have been in a school system where no one in her school got knocked up as a teen, and honestly, that might be the stupidest attempt at a “you’re old” joke.

[@HaesslichG]

29:42 - on the other hand, Chloe had smart parents who knew to keep an eye out for trouble.

[@tammyminder833]

Exactly

[@alexandranunes4026]

The audacity of some people !!!!

[@bernedettekuteyi3843]

Stupid is as Stupid does.😂😂😂

[@sushifiggy]

The audacity of horrible scripting

[@zuzax1656]

Just once, I'd like the cheated-on wife, when the AP says, "I'm his girlfriend.", to ask, "Is that the one on 3rd Street, or the one on Maple?" Just to cast a bit of doubt into the AP's mind. Also, a good way to get info out of them.

[@GeorgieB1965]

One of the channels did that the other day when the side chick belatedly discovered that the ex husband was married to someone else while dating the side chick and the side chick was bothering the wrong ex-wife for a divorce.

[@joancampbell1377]

Ha Ha yes

[@velvety2006]

There was a story where the wife did that 'there was the crazy redhead that was hard to get rid of and the blonde that liked leaving crap in his car ectr' She played the long game, every time he cheated she would get a piece of his property and when she felt she had squeezed him dry she divorced him lol

[@Renville80]

@@velvety2006 I remember that one. So very satisfying

[@deborahwright8031]

Karma is coming for you little Missy !

[@susanlayton2143]

I'm sorry but I can't feel sympathy for what happens to women who KNOWINGLY date married men. There are some out there that when they get involved with the man have no idea that he is married and I can feel for those women because usually when they find out they leave the person, but there are so many that just don't care and I have no sympathy and very little respect for them.

[@Allantitan]

Same here. It’s one thing to not know that the one you’re dating is married and another to know and just not care

[@donaldning2765]

What a jerking husband who forgot whose owner of the condo...

[@joancampbell1377]

KARMA!!!!😅

[@AcerNitroFive]

Calling Kat an idiot is an understatement! LOL!! And Luke wasted his life for such an idiot! Double LOL!!

[@diamondjim7560]

Young p***y makes stupid men do stupid things.

[@joeydemitro8976]

KAT YOU ARE VERY FUNNY TOO

[@jonathanst.thomas31]

There two battle cries in the Apple Text Series: I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU and OLD HAG. 😪😪😪😪

[@GeorgieB1965]

Three. Don't forget "I'm begging you!" along with some variation thereof.

[@cheallaigh]

you're the worst!

[@heatheraucoin5832]

For a college student, she didn’t her research on Luke. Then there’s Luke, he had it made, all he had to do was work and be happy, but no, some young thing gives him a little attention, and he forgets about the prenup. How are you going to leave a winning streak for a $1 scratch off?

[@jameygroves8561]

As Robin Williams was fond of saying, " God gave men 2 heads and only enough blood to run one at a time".

[@denisemcdougal6445]

True

[@Mrs_Sugar_Min]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@warrirornunluv801]

I hope it's worth it...for both Luke and Kat. Edit: Since Kat was now known as the "Geezer Porker" around college...how many friends did she lost?

[@jaclynsanture6643]

Alot, and Never will get a boyfriend now

[@krystinreives7776]

Luke is basically a prime example of a cheater whose plan blew up in his face. What a surprise his affair partner was only using him for his money. And Opie, understandably, trying to divorce him and the relay of excuses, jumping between blaming his affair partner for dumping him and complaining about how bad his life is ,refusing to take any form of responsibility or blame now, that he can’t use either one of them as a fallback option talk about pathetic.

[@ladyv5655]

In general, 20 year olds aren't interested in 40 year olds unless the 40 year old in question is stinking rich.

[@jacquelinecallejas1390]

@@ladyv5655 And the 40 yo men's egos convince them that it's "love."

[@joancampbell1377]

Yes he's just another pathetic stupid man thinking he can cheat on his wife with a child Karma always comes to these people eventualyl😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@imaniislander755]

Gold diggers should learn how to dig, but then again when they miss they help take out the trash so 🤷

[@imaniislander755]

14 minutes in

[@theresiasingleton7055]

Luke: " I wasn't thinking straight!"😢 Me: " Umm, no sh*t, Sherlock! That small head in your pants was leading and making decisions for you instead of the one on your neck!🤣🤣

[@joancampbell1377]

Awesome answer😅😅😅😅😅

[@dilligaf4219]

When one head grows, the other one shrinks 😂

[@annegrey6447]

Kat had a chance. Chloe hit her with a clue-by-four & she just called Chloe an old hag & laughed. Toooo baaaaad roflmao.

[@velvety2006]

if the misses does not seem bothered with getting a divorce you should get worried lol

[@shonfromdachi]

Luke was the rooster, walking around like he’s a boss!! When both patties are greedy and narcissistic, THIS is the end result!! Glad they BOTH got their comeuppance accordingly!!💯🔥🔥🤣🤣🤣

[@HaesslichG]

18:50 - now I know this whole family makes trailer park folk seem classy and high born if they think that this is luxury.

[@dymonddavis7847]

It really does make sense that a young 20 year old like Kat would only want be with Luke who is older than her for money not love. And Luke doesn’t have any money 💰 in his pockets only bread 🍞 crumbs also he is not so young himself so he shouldn’t be calling anyone a old hag.

[@snidecommenter7117]

Unless the young woman has an Electra Complex.

[@BritGirlJay]

ew no - no matter how much money no-one wants to sleep with the crypt keeper/grandad lol

[@joancampbell1377]

Exactly😅😅

[@denisemcdougal6445]

I love when the cheaters plan starts to unravel.

[@Lupinemancer87]

Seriously calling Kat an idiot would be an insult to imcompetence.

[@BruinPhD2009]

Chloe. Holy cow. She's the kind of person who could forget to breathe...

[@smhaceofspades2813]

How would the wife be the one to forget to breathe, versus the ditz of Kat the mistress just curious?

[@dolphindiver7724]

Now that I think about it I guess Luke was a gold digger too 😂

[@steveroe6771]

Amazing how the cheaters constantly get dumped by their affair partner, then come crawling back to the person they cheated on, saying it was just a mistake.

[@jaclynsanture6643]

The cheaters will do it over and over again

[@joancampbell1377]

Really stupid right😅😅

[@66DoodleGal]

If I was Chloe, I wouldn’t say anything. I’d just sit back and watch the carnage unfold

[@gabrielaubry1334]

Luke: "I like how she can't contain herself." Me: "That's called being hatefully shameless and maliciously gloating."

[@HaesslichG]

22:48 - the teachers here definitely dropped the ball. This child was left behind so far, She really is stupid.

[@denisemcdougal6445]

Absolutely true

[@dimandmage123]

Evening everyone

[@Mrstigger747]

👋🏼🇨🇦

[@d.p.9890]

Good evening. 🇺🇲

[@denisemcdougal6445]

Love how cheaters feel it’s not their fault.

[@jonathanst.thomas31]

The lesson of this video is Play Stupid Games, Win Stupid Prizes!! 🙂🙂🙂

[@karensharp3150]

It could be worse, the husband could be cheating with a high school kid.

[@jaclynsanture6643]

I wouldn't put it passed him, when he does so

[@sugakookie7985]

Amusing they both got theirs in the end

[@corinnefogarty7880]

Kat is a piece of work, already planning her exit before he needs help with his senior issues.

[@jaclynsanture6643]

The male person is a sexist 'joker' who does take anything seroiusly and he is 40, acting as a 4 year old, so is Kat

[@judyacereto6496]

I would have made a compensation demand of Kat as well, noting that if she could not pay in cash, all the gifts from Luke would be forfeited to Chloe... yeah, petty a.f., lol!

[@riley6740]

Boy. At every turn, she’s so quick to make the assumption that it’s the wife who’s doing everything to Luke. Just can’t see him a a flawed human being.

[@pioliboo]

Good story. Love when the husband or wife pass as the person with the money lol

[@justinpettenuzzo8210]

Kat: "Your so old!" Me: "Hey guess what? Your going to get old to one day."

[@Allantitan]

God just the thought of cheating makes me feel exhausted 😴. One relationship is more then enough work for me.

[@debbiep8260]

The kitties are adorable, and best of all, they don’t trigger my allergies. 🐈‍⬛🐈‍🐈‍⬛🐈🐈‍⬛

[@paulywhit2783]

Does no one every have a phone conversation anymore,still these texts make for good entertainment

[@maryaallen513]

O wouldn't divorce him. I would make them wait

[@jonborchardt5548]

"🎵Do what you want / do what you wish / it's your life / but remember this / there's bound to be some consequences / sneakin' under other fences🎵" -- Clay Walker

[@denisemcdougal6445]

True

[@sharonboon8427]

You see women only have one head, but men have two and keep using the little one.

[@debbiep8260]

I love stories where the mistress steals a prince 👑, and ends up with a frog 🐸, complete with warts! Ribbit!!

[@wenditraub609]

"Geezer Porker" ha ha ha. Well this is what happens when a guy thinks with the wrong head.

[@glenystranter5604]

It's disgusting that Kat wants to be with a man that's twice her age.

[@joancampbell1377]

Only gor the money off course and did thst backfire 😅😅😅😅

[@lindahill7315]

Good evening everyone, another great video. Omg 2 people are so dang stupid. Prenuptial should be part of every marriage

[@vegasrenie]

Prenup = marriage insurance

[@hoodie2shoes273]

As a Kat, we don’t claim her…

[@tbraxton2985]

Geezer Porker😂

[@oldwoman5942]

The Geezer Porker….OMG! LOL!

[@rachelparkinson57]

He need to wake up and smell the coffe man dont relize what have athome till itto late

[@cynthiagonzalez7595]

I call it mid life crisis. It's like menopause in women. Hormones and changes in age.

[@SilveryBlue1010]

"The geezer porker."? 🤣🤣🤣

[@WhatNowChristian]

All I heard was a cataclysmic explosion of a life being torn to sunder.

[@Icyangel10]

29:07 So Luke is not only cheating but once again throw away lines about having a kid that never get mentioned again come up Luke you're not only a terrible husband but a terrible dad apparently

[@maureenorourke4420]

She should have not said anything about the money and property and allow about ownership,gone ahead with the divorce and sat back and had the last laugh.Revenge is sweet,

[@marilyngordon5815]

She only wants his money

[@randysmith9636]

300k in debt because he didn't understand revolving credit and he purchased a motorcycle, seriously.

[@robertheinrich2994]

somehow an idea that I saw on a german talkshow from the 90ties popped up in my mind: girl came in on the talkshow, told her story about her friend, who cheated on her. she met the girl she cheated on: they fell in love and he got the boot. they were happy ever after... more or less. would be funny if there is a story like this, but with "you are the owner of the condo? --- I love you"... yada yada yada... EDIT: and as always, why does she f up her revenge by telling kat everything. let them get married and watch the show. why would you spoil the plot of that nice story.

[@tracynorth2275]

Agreed. Why tell kat? Never interrupt your enemy when they are making a mistake.

[@robertheinrich2994]

@@tracynorth2275 yes, the good old napoleon rule.

[@tracynorth2275]

@@robertheinrich2994 yep 👍

[@paulredinger5830]

Sounds like Luke wanting to make himself unalive by having a relationship with a 20 year old. $300,000 thousand for a motorcycle? Is made of solid gold.

[@stephaniehoyland4901]

Cat "do you think I'm stupid" Me "yes"😂

[@dinahedrolin1384]

Lady men do not cheat with another old woman. The mistress is always young and almost half his age. That is reality.

[@carolinestarr5598]

Have you heard of the King of England?

[@gazman50s]

The wife should have sued the girl so hard she would have to spend the next 20yrs paying dept

[@denisemcdougal6445]

Kat is absolutely clueless.

[@dorothylloyd1804]

Have a good evening

[@michellemartin4135]

wow how can these young girls act like this sleeping with married men with kids and not caring but do love how the wife gets even they so deserve what she gives them

[@66DoodleGal]

Luke tossed aside a Diamond for a lump of charcoal

[@charleyrichardson8211]

These are great keep it up love these videos 😊

[@rostallar4243]

When they say seriously in love, destiny, fate, adds up to delusional

[@theshadowqueen1411]

girl hes jail bate

[@snidecommenter7117]

Kat: I was under the impression the whole time that I would be able to live in that condo! Ex: And my ex-husband got to bang a naive 20yr old. ahahahhaahahaha

[@slayermoon666]

🙄🤦‍♀️ another prime example about if they’ll do it with you they’ll do it to you… 🤦‍♀️🙄

[@captainmanic1959]

“I swear on my life, I’ll do anything!” “Well, take this katana, go outside, and let ‘er rip!”

[@freepress8451]

Love happy endings

[@RuthBallantyne-n5d]

Loved it, thank you

[@acestalwart8682]

Anyone else get mega uncomfortable hearing Luke talk about being hopelessly in love with someone half his age? I wouldn’t mind it if the age gap was say 5 years or something but 20? Sir, you were a legal adult who could vote when your mistress was BORN. I know there are actual relationships like this, it just makes me feel uncomfortable.

[@taylorclarke7217]

I don't get why anyone would date anyone who be their father age. There going to be alotbof clash

[@Annabelle342]

Bad parenting equals a spoiled princess.

[@francescofranchino7097]

40 year old geezer? Damn. Im 40 and winced at that one. I never thought 40 was old, even at 20.

[@bettyheath6221]

Do you think the cat ever finished the jigsaw.?

[@shawngilbert4306]

Dear Luke's EX. Just ghost him midspeech and file that restraining order. Period.

[@leeannsampson6050]

"Geezer Porker" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jacquelinecallejas1390]

300,000 for a motorbike? If Luke signed a prenup why would he have been so calm that his mistress told his wife about the affair. He would have been better off claiming she was psycho stalker than fessing up and being snotty.

[@charles748]

The men-a-pause in 40 years olds is so amusing but disgusting

[@drivel2]

You are the best voice actor here 👏

[@Gerilyn2003]

Kat needs to be sued for breaking up a marriage too.

[@tammyminder833]

Going for the gold and ended up with dust

[@seabreezeblank1513]

Tell the cheating louse to wash every part of him that she touched in boiling water and after he does that you'll talk

[@dealwithit9772]

"Your old enough to be a mom!" Yeah, that's how old people are when they get married. Married couples statistically have children at some point. Maybe she's 2 and not 20. She thinks she's all that an a bag of chips but all she can catch is a dirty old guy? Girl for someone thinking they'll be young forever you didn't have very high standards. Getting what ever she wants? Yeah that's definitely something a two year old would say. "That naughty girl"? 🤮 He's either into some questionable things or kats a pet. Give up? I never wanted to hold on girlie. Lol take him.

[@SaturdayMorno86]

I think Chloe made the right decision to divorce Luke because Kat is a gold digger and so her parents. I cannot wait for when the surprise gets sprung on them that Luke doesn't have any money to pay for that condo all because of something called a prenup which he broke

[@Icyangel10]

Luke threw away someone that was not only there for him through hard times but willing to help him get her parents approval. Now he's lost everything but at least he gets that young new wife he wanted but he kinda has to go find work again since she's lost the will to work nor finish college. I wonder what Kat's parents think now? Now that Luke has nothing they're finally being parents by trying to keep him away. Then he ruins Kat's reputation(that she kinda earned due to her attempted gold digging) leading to her dropping out, giving up & from the sound of it running off with Luke after he wouldn't stop bugging her.

[@sweetie-buns4394]

Ngl, OP-Marrying someone doesn't ALWAYS mean love🧍‍♂️

[@paulperry9861]

It honestly amazes me how stupid people really can be, if a cheater is willing to cheat on their current relationship what makes that person think they won't do the same to them when another pretty face shows up?

[@sherlocksteve9109]

a 20 year old husband stealer should have been sued by OP. That would have opened her eyes of how she would have to pay compensation for stealing a married man. But to cause his divorce and marry him? that 20 year old just destroyed her life.

[@jessicagreer4828]

After period of 7 years bankruptcies fall off of a credit report. Not to mention the fact that even while you have a bankruptcy banks will still loan you money. This is definitely got to be at different country kind of thing. In America most places see bankruptcy as clean slate and away to get their money because you can't file bankruptcy again so you have to pay them back at whatever interest rate they decide to charge you.

[@cyndijacob7829]

Pointing a finger when you have 2 pointing back!

[@catsncrows]

I'm waiting for one of the gold diggers to go "oh he has no money? well, would you be interested in meeee?" That would be the ultimate digger