【Apple】Arrogant husband berates my housekeeping skills and forges my signature to divorce me?!

[@smhaceofspades2813]

Forging a signature on divorce documents is NOT just a willy nilly crime, your commiting fraud and purjury right off the bat to start with.

[@StoopidMonkeysMomma]

Yes definitely felonious

[@unicornjennie]

Forgery is a felony

[@joancook8938]

I'm so glad that this time the wife had the guts to report that her signature was falsified in so many of these stories no one reports the forgery

[@susanhopemason]

People who have never done housework, don't appreciate how hard and thankless that job can really be.

[@brigidosullivan5704]

After this story I have finally and completly heard ENOUGH about who does the housework and the status of housewives. Please drop this topic for a bit.

[@jonborchardt5548]

The moral of this marathon story is: Don't demand a divorce unless you genuinely want one. Once it becomes official, it's too late.

[@chronobretz9511]

Or just don’t get married or make sure you have a rock solid pre nup

[@BeatriceCowley-ck2kx]

This man is an idiot. Never threaten someone with something they might find attractive. They are certain to take you on. You might wish you had kept your mouth shut.

[@AcerNitroFive]

Ugghhh.. the DRAGGG... Karma: "Sorry, Bruuhhh.. Boss's orders."

[@Silent_Ghoul]

This story annoyed me from start to finish. Forging someones signature would not be so easily dismissed, just because they both now want a divorce. Forgery is forgery. Once they actually went to court for the actual divorce, she would have had to declare her income as well before a financial settlement of assets could be decided. This would have taken months. And so much more, so this story just annoyed me.

[@elarafae3887]

Apple text universe has a lot of leeway for each role, crazy MIL entitled to their DILs maid service and cash for more than 2yrs up to 15yrs, crazy Sister or SIL/MIL crippling a nephew and getting it settled out of court *no jail time* , Cheating Ex-husband demamding a remmarriage believing the person they cheated on is _waiting to get back with them_ , gold digger returning the dud they stole so the lawsuit on them get called off, antagonist doing crimes like illegal parking, breaking&entering, assault, stalking and identity theft and having everything settled *out of court*

[@arleneclark6369]

It annoys me because if my husband forged my name on divorce papers, I wouldn't be talking to him at all, talk to my lawyer loser.

[@Silent_Ghoul]

@@arleneclark6369 I so agree, not that I have a husband anymore. lmfao But I do like law and reality, I can sometimes understand when these are are based on K-dramas and C-drama's. But the absolute ignorance of law gets under my skin. Especialy when reading to an english speaking audience.

[@Icyangel10]

Sadly these stories only remember certain laws when they want to, even then the people making these stories possibly aren't from the US despite making it look like the story is from the US which might add to things

[@gandalftheantlion]

@@Icyangel10 Hell, even when they do remember certain laws, they are using the wrong word. Like Consolation instead of compensation which are two different things.

[@mleighqs]

I really feel like this story dragged on for too long.

[@lyndatuttle]

Way too long. I kept fast forwarding.

[@citadelofwinds1564]

It was twice as long as it should reasonably be. I suspect the writers get paid on a per word basis, so they pad out the stories as much as possible. This one was one of the most egregious examples.

[@JasminJL-s5n]

Agreed, very repetitive

[@zharenygador]

Had forwarded like 3 times 🤣

[@lindageorge8209]

Do you have it on double speed? You can devour more that way.

[@acatnamedtaz2167]

I'm only a few minutes in. I'm wondering why she would want to save the marriage when he has made it quite clear he doesn't love her. Poor woman, getting rid of disgusting people is good for mental health

[@Jenifer_R_]

How did we have an ENTIRE story about housework?!!

[@elarafae3887]

They made it work? 😅 Ex-husband's picky cleaning standards as his weakness. Got a taste of "perfection" but only for a short time then tried to demand the ex-wife for a contract renewal he cancelled himself. Now we just need an end credit advert to a local high quality cleaning service

[@carolgibson2939]

The husband didn’t want a wife he wanted a maid! Why do these women tolerate this?

[@Denverbroncos87]

Sometimes the truth doesn’t come out until moving in with the person or marriage 1 of my friends got married to his nox ex. Everything seemed cool. But after the wedding and living together, he had no idea she was stalking her ex. Only married my friend to make her ex jealous… He divorced her when the ex sent her letter saying if she didn’t stop following him, he’d get a restraining order… She didn’t stop after the divorce… My friend got married to a better woman. She’s still single, but being watched by her parents… her ex did get a restraining order… took 1 day, she violated it.

[@lindasavelle1731]

They're doormats. Lots of them in these stories.

[@ryangreen9030]

Fast forward already at 1:41, LoL just need to get to the juicy stuff....lol

[@leannes1083]

That's why I listen to these stories on 1.5×, and if it's quiet 1.75×, just to get through all the gumpf quicker. I'm getting a bit bored of every story being padded with useless waffle. Some stories need longer, some don't, and I'm 3 ½minutes in and already know this is 1 that DOESN'T need the added waffle!

[@dymonddavis7847]

Lily has a lot of money to support herself without Sean’s help even though he never really did anything to support her in the first place and she doesn’t need someone like Sean in her life anymore. And he deserves what he got for being so arrogant.

[@vickywilliams8320]

All that over cleaning. Could have cut it by 20 minutes.

[@Gah2Kylie]

It would be funny if her husband hires his ex's cleaning service...lol Actually, it DID happen! Love it!

[@mriddley]

36:30 dude if you hate women like this get a boyfriend

[@corinnefogarty7880]

He did say he's pretty.

[@csasweety]

So because at the time of the trial, OP was down for the divorce to happen, his charges are suspended? I thought forging a legal document was a felony through and through. He admitted to doing the deed. WTH?

[@lindasavelle1731]

In textland nobody goes to jail for nothing.

[@HaesslichG]

43:30 - nice way to stick it to him.

[@trash-hime]

I honestly wonder how many marriages are actually ended via forged signatures, considering how many stories seem to revolve around that theme. That is a crime (multiple crimes actually) that should have one immediately seeking out a lawyer, especially if the person who did it is dumb enough to confess to it.

[@deaniej2766]

In the US, not very many. In the US all divorces must go through court, even uncontested divorces. They are not just a matter of filing papers that are routinely handled by just clerks. A judge MUST be involved and almost always that means at least one lawyer. No reputable lawyer would risk his license to practice law by allowing a forgery on the divorce papers.

[@DjGacha2006]

Thats what he gets for being arrogant

[@tiaa668]

If I had to live with someone with a voice like his I think I would poke my eyes out daily

[@CarieAlbers]

I enjoyed this long story! The voice actors did a great job! 👍👍

[@latonyamyers5814]

😂😂he said they will eat a pretty guy like me😂😂. Yes all kinds of burritos in that taco 😂😂 good morning everyone from NC

[@etiennedevignolles7538]

She should have just charged ex and his parents the normal rate rather than the low rate.

[@lindahill7315]

Good evening, everyone. Ok, this is way too long.

[@bridgetdebourgh5698]

Good evening 👋🤗

[@lorannamoody7011]

Hi Linda. How are you doing?🏝🦎

[@tracydimond3759]

Why does this make me think of " the war of the roses" movie?

[@teddymanguerra]

This story could've been shorter.

[@tonydavis8696]

Wow!! This was the BEST revenge ever! She will not clean his house anymore, so that will teach him! 45 minute story just for that kind of ending??? Come on!

[@sourisvoleur4854]

"I don't accept this divorce." That's not how it works sweetie.

[@foodieyumiko5593]

🤣🤣🤣

[@julier6779]

This story made me feel a little proud 🤣 I have a small cleaning service I started a year ago. The money is out there. And, it feels good to help others.

[@flubadub4464]

I was young & worked for a cleaning service,their work is good but prices are high.This guy is a jerk treating his wife nasty.

[@citadelofwinds1564]

Men who cheat often accuse the wife of being a poor housekeeper as an excuse to justify their cheating. Finding fault with the wife is a classic dick move by cheaters. By pointing fingers, they try to gain a higher moral ground - and to tell themselves that the wife deserved to be cheated on. BTW, this story is twice as long as it reasonably should be. It'd say the writers get paid per word, so they pad things out and stuff quality. And this writer dragged it on and on, well beyond anything reasonable, to produce a wordy, tedious, boring - but presumably lucrative - tale.

[@elizabethloyd3713]

My ex said that plus I quit working out. I taught and several of us worked out after school. We stopped two weeks before the end of school. He moved in with his other woman the second week after school ended.

[@corinnefogarty7880]

"What do you want from me?" Boy, that list could be long, and not what he would expect ... but really can't say it here. 😏 Wait, he just called himself a pretty guy. O.M.G. he's going to be popular in prison. 😅😅😂😂

[@rebeccaanderson8365]

That kind of work is hard. My sister and I cleaned houses my sister used soft soap on a glass coffee table I had to clean that table with glass cleaner it looked good after that so it not so easy of a job!

[@joninapepperell1151]

I was waiting for her to turn round to him saying it was her cleaning his house in disguise lol x

[@bridgetdebourgh5698]

Have a wonderful evening everyone 👋🤗 From Louisiana 🐊

[@jonborchardt5548]

Wonderful Friday evenin' from Tennessee!

[@lorannamoody7011]

Hi, Bridget!🏝️🦎

[@bridgetdebourgh5698]

​@@jonborchardt5548 Have a great weekend 👋🤗

[@bridgetdebourgh5698]

​@@lorannamoody7011 Hey Loranna 👋 Have a great weekend 👋🤗

[@dixiecyrus8136]

Good night Louisiana 😊

[@lindaprofitarealtor]

They can’t take his home even if he goes to jail. Please 🙄

[@baffledanderanged2101]

Sean forgot that what goes around comes around. There's a big bite coming for Sean, perhaps several bites.

[@deaniej2766]

Wait, what? They do daily service? I get a team of 3 or 4 once every two weeks. Daily service would cost almost as much as a spouse, without the side benefits of shopping and cooking and evening converstion.

[@briannamcdaniel266]

I hate Sean already.

[@susanhopemason]

comPENSATION...NOT consolation.

[@kdeville87]

When she said that the judge would take 30 minutes to rule in her favor. If he texted her just have the lawyer print them out or show the judge we’re he told. Her he forging the paperwork

[@deaniej2766]

Within the first 10 minutes: Put his sorry a** in jail. Let him think about it. Then he wants her to commit purjury. Ain't he Mr. Truth and Justice? I actually use a cleaning service. They do not pick up or sort clutter and they don't always get some of the details. They also do not do the laundry, most of the time. And they do not cook your meals. Usually, unless an extra fee is paid, they don't wash dishes.

[@bernedettekuteyi3843]

My old man, never found it beneath him to clean the house when he wasn't starting work in the morning. I would wake up at 5.30 am to do light cleaning and cook for my family, I did this because that was the way my Late Beloved Grandma taught me in North London

[@bigglypuff0420]

Why is she giving all this info to him? Especially about her lawyer. She could have ended that conversation easily.

[@christineirving4491pluviophile]

Well that dragged on for several eternities!

[@kdeville87]

When Sean said you just want to punish me the answer is Hell yes you have it coming

[@sakilynn]

Sean sounds like he would still bitch if he had Levi Ackerman cleaning his house. The only difference is he would lose a hand the moment he decided to be rude.

[@elarafae3887]

Sean would be twice as short as Levi after he's done with him

[@sakilynn]

@@elarafae3887 I think he'd be shorter than that

[@gretchenannmckissack1400]

Does it bother anyone else about the 2 second pause between each VAs reply?🤪

[@alexisdipoalo9443]

Weirdly somewhat believable outside of the charges not sticking.

[@angelamcwhinnie6351]

Its stretched out more that it needed to..ending seem to take forever lol

[@CuriousMess61]

I was thinking the same thing.

[@BecauseWhyNot660]

🤔 How are all these court documents getting filed without notarized signatures? It's a recurring issue in these stories.

[@susanhill2110]

Regardless of how long they’ve been married the husband still committed fraud so he still would have been charged with a crime.

[@denisebatts3414]

Omg this was so long im surprised i stayed until the end,i usually fast forward

[@paden1865able]

I refuse to try to make my home look like something out of a magazine but I do keep it clean.

[@lindageorge8209]

I'd rip into him for forgery, then divorce him a second time. Specially telling the lawyer.

[@clukecluke8316]

And this is why marriage is more of a business for the courts than it is for love. And neither of this couple is likeable lol. And the poor parents are always the fallback for their grown up children. Ouch

[@clarkclarke]

Someone who doesn't clean is critizing someone who does ... 🤦🏽‍♀️ What is his obsession with having someone doing all this cleaning??

[@MariaVasquez-rq7rp]

Sean, you are a dinosaur! Also, you may have a pair. But Beth Miller said it best ...."I have a boulder holder."

[@Lisa-k4p3t]

When hubby announces were divorced get a nottle of champagne and say thank you

[@deanneparis8888]

These two should just stay together. They can’t seem to leave each other alone. Lol!

[@paulredinger5830]

You have to have a judge grant your divorce in court to become divorced.

[@Sakuraqueen]

This story annoyed the hell out of me!! Both husband and wife was sooooo annoying! It was exhausting listening to them!!

[@theleftysjournal8781]

Long and boring. Had to skip near the end.

[@JasminJL-s5n]

Too long, I agree

[@elarafae3887]

Last 5 minutes about right.

[@johnmoore8016]

very good story

[@dimandmage123]

Evening everyone

[@bridgetdebourgh5698]

Evening 👋🤗

[@Icyangel10]

I was expecting Sean to come back begging cause he couldn't do chores on his own but making your own business, getting him charged for forgery & then letting him find out his cleaning services are from OP's company before terminating the contract was another level I didn't expect. What an elaborate way to pull the rug out from under them(or whatever the saying is) lol I hope Sean's mom learns from this & starts forcing him to learn to be a proper man though I also wouldn't be surprised if his mom just snaps & starts letting her frustration out on Sean & or just divorcing the dad & leaving so both Sean & his dad have no help with the house. It's stupid but I can't help but imagine Sean's dad is a fat guy that looks kinda like a giant lazing around on a lazy boy or something like it's his thrown in a golfing/polo shirt & some fancy wrist watch. So Sean would be a mini version of him(maybe think of Pete & PJ but with PJ being unlikable & being like his dad) maybe less fat & without the watch. I dunno that imagery just came to mind some how when OP mentioned her ex-FIL was just like Sean.

[@patriciaoaks4]

Good lord,they talk more now than they probably did when they were married,

[@paulredinger5830]

He wouldn’t of paid compensation money to her.

[@cherimoyer2358]

Theyll eat up a pretty-boy like me, cracked up!

[@helenzapata3814]

what a dumb husband!! I bet he just throws his clothes and makes messes every where then turns around and complains about his mess!!!

[@lindageorge8209]

If you think it's too long, speed it up. It also sounds so much better!

[@whistlerwind7422]

She's a little short sighted at the end. There were two parents involved in raising her ex, and it's obvious the father was the bigger influence. That's why she got the husband she did. She should have a better understanding of that situation. The mother shouldn't be punished.

[@unicornjennie]

Let's see him try to screw the housekeeper. Send him to jail or sue him for ALIMONY. Btw the divorce papers are null and voided. Forgery is a felony and purgery another felony.

[@iamdragonkrys]

Sean made a great enemy 😅.

[@sharihazlett3774]

After the first two sentences, story over unless it says cops called, ex husband arrested and in jail!!

[@mgsporty]

There's nothing like a woman's scorn.....

[@keithhart9827]

This story went on far to long and half the time didn't make any sense!!!

[@TXDancingBuffalo]

Should have ended at 22:32

[@mrsdinosaur1009]

The music soundtrack is very annoying, I thought at first my tinnitus had come up with a new noise to torment me...Had to skip the "after that" bit as this story droned for far too long.

[@StoopidMonkeysMomma]

"Rapport",um, the t is silent. Well, we all know he is not the brightest bulb. So it's on point with the character. *edit for timestamp* 16:59

[@janibest7401]

So nearly an hour we get to listen to these two bicker back and forth. Boorrrring.

[@piyaroq8189]

...geez, bruh, I get it. They divorce and all but really---still talking smack and exchanging texts? 😅 Nope to that IRL. Instant ghost and let the banshees wail. Then again...we won't be having this drama story so...😂😂👍

[@joygo7975]

30,000 is so small.

[@melissadavis453]

35:42 to 35:58. I wanted to dump my dinner on his head after he said that.

[@mohamedemad2051]

This sounded like an annoying boring lecture than a story to be honest

[@JayFederer]

dug uy😢😢

[@Iram008]

So he is complaining that she does not clean the house good and after she moving in to her mothers house because she has no time to clean the house? Then he was right that she did not clean the house good. Again married couples that do not share everything in the household. Way would any one in the US ever want to merry if they are not willing to share everything.

[@JootjeJ]

I really wish the voice actors knew the pronunciation difference between "woman" and "women".

[@bigglypuff0420]

What type of court system is that? Not American, I can tell you that 😂

[@jyvben1520]

continual or continued

[@olly2027]

Shouldn’t she have to pay him some money since she makes more than Han he does?

[@dixiecyrus8136]

Not necessarily, depends.

[@jennifergorges72]

If she didn't work, then she can get him for spousal support, half of the assets, and half of his retirement. Her lawyer can even set it up to where they base that spousal support off of what his income on his income tax reports. She can also sue him for emotional abuse. After I'd be done with him, his ass would be living in a cardboard box off of the freeway.

[@renatatarnawski5974]

HELL HATH......

[@iamdragonkrys]

OMG 😅.

[@JesusKreist]

The forgery was never even mentioned in the aftermath but it should have. It is not a minor crime that can be ignored. Plus "Sean" actually celebrated that the court only suspended the charges? What is he? Stupid squared? Wait, don't answer. I know he is ... It only means that the court did not convict him of the crime *at that point in time but will so in the future* . The court likely did only wait on the ruling of another court whether the divorce was actually in effect or not before ruling on the forgery. Very strange since a forgery is a forgery regardless of a divorce. Maybe it was so the woman is not responsible for monetary punishment as well since she is still married, meaning the court would punish the victim as well.

[@sbritton1313]

I AM NOT THIS KIND OF SCUM!

[@williamfincher2260]

33:02 Dugong.

[@daniellehughes5203]

This story could have been about 20-25 minutes shorter.

[@karjens41]

Sorry but I kind of agree with Sean. She is leeching off her parents. She owns her own company making a lot of money. Saying she stays with her parents so they can clean and do chores while she runs her business... pretty much a leech. She's a grown adult. If she has so much money she should get out of her parent's basement and be independent. She owns a maid service, surely she can manage to hire a maid to manage her home.

[@candicabral3767]

That was the stupidest story I've ever heard on one of these. Whoever was doing any creative writing was not doing any creative writing. That was just bad bad.

[@msmith8259]

The music is so distracting