Apple - Introducing GLaDOSiri on iPhone 4S

Apple announced Siri on iPhone 4S, which lets you use your voice to send messages, set reminders, place phone calls, and more.
However, they decided to replace it with GLaDOSiri, which is way better.
Inspired by my love of Portal, and GLaDOS' inevitable take over of every iPhone in America.
UPDATE 4: We broke a million! You guys kick ass. Thanks so much for watching and sharing. We were also on Attack of the Show tonight, so I'm glad everyone is enjoying this!
UPDATE 3: Wow...over 600,000 views in less than 2 days. You guys are awesome. Thanks to everyone watching and enjoying!
UPDATE 2:
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UPDATE: OK, so it's less than 24 hours after I uploaded this video, and the response has been insane. Thanks to everyone who watched and enjoyed it!
To address some of the comments/emails I've gotten:
No, I have no idea why the views are not going beyond 304. Clearly there have been WAY more than that, but they just aren't showing up. Maybe something is wrong with KZbin. (UPDATE- A few folks told me about KZbin capping views until they see the view count is legit, so I suppose the real view count will show up later. Thanks for letting me know, guys!)
Yes, I made the GLaDOS voice myself, using a number of programs. It's not perfect, obviously, but it's pretty damn close.
No, this is NOT a real app. It's a parody, though I friggin hope someone makes this happen for real when the 4S comes out. Apple needs to call Valve and make this a reality.
As for the "fat" jokes...there was no offense intended. GLaDOS has an overabundance of them in the games, so I was just staying true to her style. Didn't mean to offend anyone!
Thanks again to everyone commenting! I'm glad you're enjoying it. You're all welcome to shoot me an email at the email listed at the end of the video!

[@GLaDOS551]

Apple... Please... We are begging you... PLEASE CREATE THIS!!!!

[@Zanthous_]

Philosopher I would end myself if valve partnered with apple

[@KrielovasSkirata]

Zanthous They should add it to SteamOS, that would make people use it

[@cashewbutter943]

Apple-ture Science

[@windowselectronic1016]

Lexie Summer lol

[@OhHeyItsCom]

XD

[@hyemjay]

made my day xD

[@reubenlin616]

Blue Scarborough What a smart-ie guy

[@orochi_08]

When the timer was over, they should have put the train horn from portal 2

[@KylatwChannel]

User:Install the angry birds. GLaDOS: Bird! Bird! Kill it! It's evil!

[@wd3185]

This needs to be a thing. Why is this not in my life?

[@jacksfilms]

This is goddamn genius. Well done.

[@user-mh2gh2feafd]

I don't know who you are but, this must be monumental comment.

[@YakultFan3]

Older videos sometimes are better than new ones

[@zulimations]

siri's new ai based voice thing means this is entirely possible now. shame it hasn't been done

[@cmymcmb7]

This should be a real thing by now. Shame.

[@TheLuckPenny]

Appleture Science is being run by a giant robot hanging from the ceiling

[@CBeavr]

it all makes sense, right down to Steve Jobs being Cave Johnson!

[@mewantbrains]

*SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

[@kuhataparunks]

I really wish I was this big a fan of portal. I LOVE LOVE LOVE portal and GLaDOS, the best character in vid game history. Amazing video!!!

[@NikolaTeslaIsTheBest]

For science, you monster.

[@Wassamattawityou]

This needs to be a thing!!!

[@ZeroKelvin440]

This seems like a good time for a "Shut up and take my money!" post.

[@zhhrah]

omg I love this, a personal GlaDos everywhere you go, nothing can beat that.

[@barb0723]

Now I can't tell if this is real or fake.

[@elisabethheiman2104]

It's a parody unfortunately, but it would be awesome if it was real.

[@redstonedude7797]

I wish that was real

[@xxdanielplaysxx9943]

Appleture science

[@yousorooo]

xXDaniel PlaysXx Yes.

[@UlquiorraAvarice]

I love you GLaDOS!

[@WhenYouveGoneGuru]

Guy: prepare a text message to all of my friends. GLaDOSiri: Lets see, one found, companion cube, oh that's sad. I'll just message everyone you listed as a friend, but I'll let you in on a little secret, they're not your friends, they all hate you. They are excellent judges of character too.

[@peridot675]

I wish this could be available for my iPhone 7.

[@Leadman1989]

If apple mad turrets, I would wager they would look like aperture turrets.

[@ccsecond]

If this isn't out yet hope it comes out, not just Glados voice but insults as well.

[@magurosoda]

Appleture Science

[@legomotion98]

We do what we must because we want cash.

[@rey8bitnintendo]

This needs to exist

[@vanishy0urself]

Hey, I totally want a sarcastic AI bitch for an assistant and I don't even have an iPhone... Jeff, you're epic.

[@Furral]

This pleases me.

[@itsnotdomsmainchannel]

APPLEture

[@MatmanPDX]

Yessssssssss! That-was-so... AWESOME!

[@pranaythakur1671]

Took almost 10 years to perfect it.

[@TheGlucoside]

BEST. VIDEO. I'VE EVER. SEEN.

[@magnesm122]

Every time you return the iPhone 4 GLaDOSiri Sings still alive

[@Jangocat]

This is awesome! Apple and Valve totally needs to get the real voice actress to do this.

[@anotherkindofcold]

I've been looking for the app to do this. Also, Fi. And HK-47. Meatbag. And some more Fi. You did brilliantly!

[@JeffHeimbuch]

@scowil456 Thanks for that heads up on the show! Totally awesome to know that Ellen McLain has seen the video and enjoyed it!!

[@Linkenfant]

Still waiting for this to become real.

[@jason620362]

Hell Yeah ! I love this Vocal! I will buy IP4S just For GLADos

[@christianburney3024]

I wish it played the "appreciating art" music from Portal 2.

[@youngPC]

I'd buy this version in a heartbeat!

[@JeffHeimbuch]

Thanks Cave!

[@mubf220]

From now until this becomes real, my life will be incomplete

[@BergdoktorSanchez]

that´s how it begins !!!

[@BakuganRey]

when live gives me lemons i dont make lemonade i am mad like you i got lemon granades

[@warwolf555]

you know, i was also perplexed as to whether i should get the new iphone 4S.... but now i am certain I WANT ITT!!!

[@heylolwow69]

This completed my life

[@ZericTheLiolf]

Wish this could exist! SO FREAKIN COOL!!

[@DeGarmo2]

Lol I just bought Portal 2 a week ago (never played Portal 1). Well done whoever created this.

[@FauxNii]

Appleture Science - we do what we can because we're awesome.

[@JaneXemylixa]

John and Ellen brought me here. Thank you guys

[@gtarules1]

They need to make this!

[@ValdenWoodStudios]

Oh man that was freaking awesome! :D

[@GeneralNerevarine]

The future of Apple in 50 years: Appleture

[@rhyseeroo]

they're awesome! especially after you jailbreak it. thats what makes it worth it

[@level27xrock]

Damn so that's really not a programmable voice? If not, then good job on the video man! haha, that would be pretty dope if that ever did become a reality :)

[@jackstrider980]

This was a triumph.

[@1classikai]

THIS IS AWESOME!! Apple needs to make this😫😫😫

[@cavejohnson2535]

I'm Cave Johnson and I approve of this.

[@Mr230198]

i love this one better than the original

[@potty127]

Having GlaDOS on my iPhone will make my life complete! :D

[@builder396]

... and did a great job with that.

[@IndyStry]

I specially logged in to comment !! IT IS THE BEST PORTAL THING I EVER CAME ACROSS !! ♥♥♥ it !! I wish Applerture science makes it possible !!! GLaDoS + Sarcasm = Portal's success. :) :)

[@mwbgaming28]

I really wish this was real, it's 2023 FFS, someone make it real

[@bkolban]

This was hilarious. You should make one with Shodan, too.

[@daijholt]

"Also GLaDOS may try to kill you". Very subtly tagged on the end there haha.

[@turbohusque]

Wow....this might actually convince me to buy an Apple product. No...wait. No it wouldn't. But I'd -think- really hard about it. This was a brilliantly made ad. 10/10

[@ALTN8NRG]

Fun-ny! A guys goes on a date and asks Siri "Do I need a rain coat?". drum roll pleeazzze. :)

[@MangoMut]

I'm making a note here: "Huge Success".

[@Lokiallen]

@MegaGadgetdude ... Brilliance!

[@TheDonProdigy]

If it actually came with GlaDOS's voice and attitude, I'd be queing up for one at the midnight launch.

[@lacheetara]

The people's faces make this ten times funnier

[@xshinyrockx7]

I need this app!!! I figured out how to change siri in 4 different instances so far, but not entirely.

[@cpoterry]

Now that...I will buy

[@shuriken05]

Wasn't this already on the playlist before?

[@DragonFire381]

This is absolutely brilliant! :D

[@Maehedrose]

I had to reread the description, at first I thought this was a new app available and was wondering why the actors didn't respond to the jibes. Man, I would love to have that on my computer.

[@Haza371]

MUST HAVE!

[@Wetaii]

It's be cool if you got the actual GLaDOS voice (like the Portal proposal, that someone got recently) to do it.

[@wolfy2033]

It's like an AI that, although it does what you ask, insults you constantly. I'm sold.

[@matthewschneider123]

@GoblinXXX those words are already in Siri's program though, and as such, do not need to recreated by another person. Just activate the files and modify the voice accordingly. Its basic rudimentary programming if you understand the operating system

[@ValentinGheorghiu]

I wold love to have a sarcastic Siri on my phone and Gladis wold only make the package complete :))

[@Fr0stbite1801]

Oh, Appleture Science labs, what will we ever do without you? The world wouldn't have seen the ASHPD (Appleture Science Handheld Phone Device)

[@Platitudinous9000]

Best Aperture Science Pocket-Sized Communication Device ever.

[@gyuot]

We need this feature.

[@GoblinXXX]

I would SO buy it.

[@EskayCompositions]

This is perfect.

[@MeisterYodarkus]

User: Read me the message. GLaDOS: Bad news: THE CAKE IS A LIE!

[@TRNFloyd]

@DestroyedArkana agreed. this would, hands down, be the only reason id get the phone.

[@SpringRolI]

@Blueflagproductions If this guy can make a voice that sounds pretty damn close, then a company can more than likely make it sound exactly like her

[@loreermejo]

@Keilz man, the new ipgone has a new processor, new features and stuff. It is not so simple: you can upgrade to iOs 5, but Siri is not included, you have to buy the new phone. So, sell the old one if you want.

[@AltoStratus619]

@lolMsMitsukichan but your companion cube will never threaten to stab you.

[@DongleKumquat]

THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN. NOW.

[@nnlamb25]

Oh GLaDOS

[@Racecarlock]

What's funny is that the voice in the real commercial actually sounds closer to Glados.

[@Vexdin]

@JohanKristo that's because it is. Hence the name GLaDOSiri. Glados is the AI in Portal, and Portal 2.

[@ZombieMonkey7]

I can't imagine how many messages you are getting for "How do you get this voice?"

[@stepanserdyuk4589]

Gabe, you're losing out on a lifetime opportunity!

[@ThatGuyWithNoPants]

Just got a 4S and REALLY wishing this was a thing. This and Morgan Freeman and James Earl Jones Siris.

[@Silvermage447]

Aperture and Apple together? Sounds like on hell of a company.

[@jho2000000]

i love sooooo much glados...

[@HannesIce]

i wouldnt mind that actually that would be so cool

[@Hana_Zeneli]

When I heard about 'Siri',GLaDOS was the first thing on my mind lol