【Apple】 My fiancé's mom chucks a load of pocket change at me telling me to pick it all up

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@johnemerson1363
@johnemerson1363 7 ай бұрын
If Jackson is still interested in being a Vet, let him go back to school. Having both MD and DVM on your resume would look impressive.
@1ofus
@1ofus 7 ай бұрын
This is one of the best videos ever! Jackson is legitimately done with his mother's shit, and nothing is lost in translation
@moniquestuckey-kirkham7762
@moniquestuckey-kirkham7762 7 ай бұрын
Now, this is the type of story and characters I like. I love how Jackson stood up to her.
@amythehuntress
@amythehuntress 7 ай бұрын
When the MIL said "go home" 3 times, all I could think of was Urkel, "I don't have to take this.. I'm going home". LOL
@jaclynsanture6643
@jaclynsanture6643 7 ай бұрын
Still a classic saying for a tv show, one of the best.
@Sonnabend00
@Sonnabend00 7 ай бұрын
It amazes me that in all these videos the cops arent immediately called to have her arrested for assault. If that had been me shed be in cuffs whilst I watched.
@michaelkubis7573
@michaelkubis7573 7 ай бұрын
Listening to these stories is so much better than the soap operas I had to endure growing up.
@sandrasausville9103
@sandrasausville9103 7 ай бұрын
No way, Days of our Lives was awesome back then
@annied1827
@annied1827 4 ай бұрын
Totally agree, I listen to these all day while reading 📖📚
@annaheeldawes8608
@annaheeldawes8608 7 ай бұрын
Calling herself Mommy made my skin crawl.
@elizabethkunichika4623
@elizabethkunichika4623 7 ай бұрын
Creepy.
@steveroe6771
@steveroe6771 7 ай бұрын
Note to Matilda, an aerospace engineer can make as much money as a doctor. Both require high degrees of education. Matilda is just an escapee from Delusional Island.
@Native-Kitty
@Native-Kitty 7 ай бұрын
Miltilda saying “mommy” to her 28 year old son is oozes creepy out of her pores. At least Jackson sees it and is taking action.
@priscillaromero2305
@priscillaromero2305 7 ай бұрын
My ex mother-in-law said that to my ex-husband.. I had to run to the bathroom and bury my face in the towels. So I could laugh my ass off..
@freespirit3891
@freespirit3891 7 ай бұрын
What is wrong with her? A veterinarian (DVM) IS a DOCTOR of animals. Surgeon, dentist and general practitioner for their health. They go to medical college years to get their degree like MD's. that care for humans.
@whiteowl4097
@whiteowl4097 7 ай бұрын
Getting into Veterinary school is alot harder than getting into human medical school.
@ilincaplaton5876
@ilincaplaton5876 7 ай бұрын
I have a feeling that Matilda learned a little in school before she left for marriage. Either she was stupid and got lowest grades or she is just ignorant about everything that got related in real world on modern age.
@ilincaplaton5876
@ilincaplaton5876 7 ай бұрын
Like Matilda knows word "doctor" is the only thing matters in universe. She wanted her sons to become doctors to bring money, not for injured people. Since she apathetic towards them.
@paulywhit2783
@paulywhit2783 7 ай бұрын
7 years to be a vet only 5 years to become a doctor
@luvsavengedsevenfold
@luvsavengedsevenfold 7 ай бұрын
Perhaps human supremacism has something to do with it.
@AC-ni4gt
@AC-ni4gt 7 ай бұрын
That thing Matilda calls a head is more emptier than an abandoned greenhouse....
@jonborchardt5548
@jonborchardt5548 7 ай бұрын
Matilda's heart was clearly ruled by GREED.
@gamero31o
@gamero31o 7 ай бұрын
Also hypocrisy, she makes a big fuss about being successful and making lots of money but she is a housewife. It is an important job, but she never makes any money or understands the difficulties of the working class.
@RedneckSwede
@RedneckSwede 7 ай бұрын
There it is! Finally! That brother becoming a failed neckbeard is all because of his mother pampering. I've seen so many examples of people at my age and younger being treated as children for way too long.
@whistlerwind7422
@whistlerwind7422 7 ай бұрын
So Matilda's husband just started tuning her out, leaving his sons defenseless against her. He's just as much to blame.
@luvsavengedsevenfold
@luvsavengedsevenfold 7 ай бұрын
I don't wanna hear another peep outta you, Matilda!! Jackson, on the other hand, can make all the peeps he wants.
@scotchdeblanc
@scotchdeblanc 7 ай бұрын
"The fiance is a doctor, how do we shove that in everyone's faces after telling the audience so?" "Use a stock image of a lab worker?" "Excellent"
@Robert-bt8yj
@Robert-bt8yj 7 ай бұрын
Notice it is her money. She is worried she won't have access to he son's money. I doubt she has ever worked. Yet after finding out the truth there is no apology. The mommy thing is disturbing
@sakilynn
@sakilynn 7 ай бұрын
Matilda: He's being descieved by the devil who is working through you! "Devil": **actually working through Matilda** ...I hired an idiot. 🙄😑😮‍💨
@whistlerwind7422
@whistlerwind7422 7 ай бұрын
The devil went down to Georgia, saw Matilda, and said, "Mom, I'm home."
@sandrasausville9103
@sandrasausville9103 7 ай бұрын
Matilda you manipulated, deameaned and demanded obedience from your kids without giving a damn about the consequences. You did all of this to yourself with your selfish actions
@carolerooney407
@carolerooney407 7 ай бұрын
Anyone else think Matilda has lost her marbles?
@crazycatladym3027
@crazycatladym3027 7 ай бұрын
Talking about the devil...yeah 😅
@ninaross211
@ninaross211 7 ай бұрын
LIKE A DOCTOR ?? ON THE ELEVATOR WITH A DOCTOR ! MAKE MY SON ? ALMOST LIKE A DOCTOR ?? RIGHT ??
@suzieaustin.5905
@suzieaustin.5905 7 ай бұрын
His voice sounds like Clint Eastwood 😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉
@marierobinson3935
@marierobinson3935 7 ай бұрын
i think he sounds as though hes had a few drinks😂
@donnalynch6845
@donnalynch6845 7 ай бұрын
Jackson you are the BEST 👌👍
@ninaross211
@ninaross211 7 ай бұрын
JACKSON LEAVES HIS FAMILY ! MEAN MIL WILL HAVE NOT ONE. REAL DOCTOR IN HER ENTIRE FAMILY
@lyndatuttle
@lyndatuttle 7 ай бұрын
My mother is a tocic narcissist. She used to pull that telephone time thing with me. She lives 4 states away and our contact was by phone. I was in my 50's when I didn't call her back the first time. She actually called the store manager where I worked to tell him to tell me to call her. I went no contact with her 2 years and she tried it again. This time I was told she went to the administrator of the home where she lives for help in calling my local police to get them to force me to call her. Thank goodness, he didn't help her.
@Mehp2
@Mehp2 7 ай бұрын
This guy needs acting lessons but he’s way better than monotone boy. He also reads it like he’s out of breath.
@amethystanne4586
@amethystanne4586 7 ай бұрын
Love your description. Is Shouty Man still a VA?
@failingartist3524
@failingartist3524 7 ай бұрын
Better than the lady va that reads like she speeding through a marathon
@maxinemyers9215
@maxinemyers9215 7 ай бұрын
@@amethystanne4586I can’t stand the loud yelling all the time voice!!
@TheJinx1441
@TheJinx1441 7 ай бұрын
I don't think that monologue at the end where he roasted his mother into a smouldering crater was monotone. Man was done and that even tone he kept was basically exhaustion by being kept prisoner by his smother for so long. Who would sound like a ray of sunshine after living with that woman and having her crush your dreams and choose how to live your life? Good on him for flaming her into oblivion, because damn I felt that!
@whistlerwind7422
@whistlerwind7422 7 ай бұрын
He actually sounds like the monotone boy crashing from the drugs he took earlier.
@char-leewiebe7199
@char-leewiebe7199 7 ай бұрын
The more the in-laws are around OPs marital home the less private time they have to make babies
@sanrika1
@sanrika1 7 ай бұрын
Using the devil as an excuse... I can't STAND people like that 😡 Thank God the rest of the family, including the father, is DONE!! Last time, I checked greed, which is a seven deadly sin from the devil😡 What a hypocrite!!!
@sandrasausville9103
@sandrasausville9103 7 ай бұрын
The devil looked at Matilda and said that she is on her own and walked away
@rollothecat2010
@rollothecat2010 7 ай бұрын
Jackson and Morgan liberate his family from Matilda the monster. 🎉
@ire1398
@ire1398 7 ай бұрын
I dated someone like this once. As soon as Mommy started saying religious things like “the devil” I hoped outta there.
@lorrainenovelle-ph1ke
@lorrainenovelle-ph1ke 7 ай бұрын
Mommy Dearest comes to mind, with this nasty, toxic, and abusive woman.
@sherlydarby571
@sherlydarby571 7 ай бұрын
What happen to this woman why didn't she turn and leave those stupid people look someone your age if the boy is living with his mother just leave the boy alone you're a big woman he's looking someone to support him
@freyasslain2203
@freyasslain2203 7 ай бұрын
The Attack of Mister Monotone !
@shoshanaudelson4481
@shoshanaudelson4481 7 ай бұрын
Hey! My ride is over 19 years old! Runs great, and I dont need a car payment!
@barbarajoyce6424
@barbarajoyce6424 7 ай бұрын
another whiplash special
@CatherineBurk
@CatherineBurk 7 ай бұрын
I wonder if Matilda waltzes?
@sandrasausville9103
@sandrasausville9103 7 ай бұрын
I doubt it. It's probably beneath her
@sebastiancervantesll
@sebastiancervantesll 7 ай бұрын
Love these stories and it looks promising for me that someone like Matilda could be available. Better than trying to marry an orphan. A good orphan would be perfect, no trouble from relatives. And Karma like wrestling is real, just requires patience.
@DavidLaster-nr4uv
@DavidLaster-nr4uv 7 ай бұрын
You cannot tarnish a rusty blade.
@luvsavengedsevenfold
@luvsavengedsevenfold 7 ай бұрын
@@sebastiancervantesll This Matilda acts a bit more like Matilda Wormwood's mother, than like the child protagonist character herself! Both of her sons seem to have more moral scruples than Michael Wormwood, though.
@akehapkap6143
@akehapkap6143 7 ай бұрын
Why say her dad is “self employed” instead of he’s running his own company along with her mom…
@michaelalexander3322
@michaelalexander3322 6 ай бұрын
Matilda had alot of nerve throwing change at Morgan and calling her and old hag I loved Morgans response about if Matilda has ever looked in the mirror 😂
@sheliawaymon9023
@sheliawaymon9023 7 ай бұрын
Matilda is a certified nut job . Good story but Jackson s voice didn't fit in with the story .
@ninaross211
@ninaross211 7 ай бұрын
NEW MONEY 💴 THAT HASNT A CLUE FOR FINER THINGS IN LIFE ! ARE TOTALLY CLUELESS COMING TO HIGH END THINGS.
@dragonyami
@dragonyami 7 ай бұрын
Oh bull, that change did NOT bruise and cut her through her clothes It would have to be traveling a lot faster, with much more force to do that
@lyndellrobinson3611
@lyndellrobinson3611 7 ай бұрын
This woman calling herself mommy is infuriating. I'm 48 and still call my mom "mommy" when I'm talking to her sometimes, but she hasn't referred to herself as "Mommy" eversince we hit middle school. 😂😂
@dragonyami
@dragonyami 7 ай бұрын
@@lyndellrobinson3611 FR, it's kinda weird
@catrionamassey8521
@catrionamassey8521 7 ай бұрын
I'm 48 and still call my dad daddy, I'm a daddy's girl, may he RIP.
@mj95b
@mj95b 7 ай бұрын
​@catrionamassey852My daddy has been gone for 30 years and he is always "daddy"; there are times that I call my mom "mama", but most of the time she is just "mom".
@JABoyle3875
@JABoyle3875 7 ай бұрын
Jackson’s voice actor is hilariously awful. Honestly sounds like my seven-year-old son when he’s trying to sound like an adult.
@littlewolf4387
@littlewolf4387 7 ай бұрын
I can understand being a housewife is a hard job and so is being a mother but you have to be able to give love and understanding for being a mother .
@potatoflakes247
@potatoflakes247 7 ай бұрын
Please don't tear down house spouses... It's a lot of work and most of its under appreciated. There is a reason why alimony is there, its to support the spouse who has no outside work after the divorce.
@whiteowl4097
@whiteowl4097 7 ай бұрын
Jackson sounds drunk or stoned.
@bridgetdebourgh5698
@bridgetdebourgh5698 7 ай бұрын
Good Morning ☀️ Have a Happy Fun Tuesday Everyone 👋🤗🌮 From Louisiana 🐊
@dianapickett1690
@dianapickett1690 7 ай бұрын
Good morning from Texas 😊. Have a great day everyone 😊
@bridgetdebourgh5698
@bridgetdebourgh5698 7 ай бұрын
​@@dianapickett1690 Good morning Diana! Have a wonderful day and stay hydrated 👋🤗
@amethystanne4586
@amethystanne4586 7 ай бұрын
Good morning from near Mammoth Cave, Kentucky!
@dianapickett1690
@dianapickett1690 7 ай бұрын
@@amethystanne4586I love Kentucky 😊 I lived in Adair County for 12 years and hated to leave
@jonborchardt5548
@jonborchardt5548 7 ай бұрын
🌮Good mornin' from Tennessee👋🤠, where it's been rainin'🌧 this mornin' with a current temperature of 76. From here, we can expect a high of 88 under cloudy☁ skies.
@annecohen8927
@annecohen8927 7 ай бұрын
Matilda appears to know nothing about doctors. There are doctors who don’t own their business but operate their practices. They don’t make that much money unlike business owners and company executives and owners. I bet a freelancer can make as much money as a doctor or a lawyer. Maybe Matilda needs to be seen by a psychiatrist for her annoying babbling nonsense.
@rowan5335
@rowan5335 7 ай бұрын
Enjoying the new narrator🎉
@CatherineBurk
@CatherineBurk 7 ай бұрын
How come I'm seeing Bobby buchie was Matilda is talking
@rupturedduck6981
@rupturedduck6981 3 ай бұрын
What a minute are these Numbnuts telling me that unless you own a hospital or clinic you can't be a real doctor ?? Is these stories taking place in THE TWILIGHT ZONE ?? or have we gone ONE STEP BEYOND ?? and have entered THE OUTER LIMITS ??
@J.Young808
@J.Young808 6 ай бұрын
Veterinarian school is harder than medical school, animals can’t talk to you to tell you what is wrong.
@Gerilyn2003
@Gerilyn2003 7 ай бұрын
Is Matilda a doctor?
@sandrasausville9103
@sandrasausville9103 7 ай бұрын
Nope she's a house wife. Funny how she thinks she's above her Dil
@rollothecat2010
@rollothecat2010 7 ай бұрын
No. Just an AH.
@met999000
@met999000 7 ай бұрын
" Now I know what a water fountain feels like." What?
@jessicagreer4828
@jessicagreer4828 Ай бұрын
No, just because you get married doesn't mean you have to have anything to do with your in-laws.
@dilligaf4219
@dilligaf4219 7 ай бұрын
"Get to work asshole" quote of the video 😅
@donnadeerman7557
@donnadeerman7557 7 ай бұрын
This question to anyone that will answer 😂 please don't laugh at this old lady that's me😂 please someone tell me what is a NEET 😂 I love these stories and I know what most things mean but not a neet😂
@Nukemom1952
@Nukemom1952 7 ай бұрын
She gave birth because she couldn't stop the process, not because she cared about the outcome.
@christinefrench7530
@christinefrench7530 7 ай бұрын
Not sure where this suppose to be j happing but in mi where I live you can get alimony even of you haven't worked specially being married alot of years so the husband would have to pay her alimony get the fact right
@longlowdog
@longlowdog 7 ай бұрын
'I'll allow you to marry.....' in which alternate universe does anyone give a fig what their parents think of their spouse to be? These tales are growing stupider by the week.
@stefaniebraun3319
@stefaniebraun3319 7 ай бұрын
Asia.
@karjens41
@karjens41 7 ай бұрын
Okay gotta say that unless the coins were in a ceramic container, that was NOT assault. The police are over burdened w ith REAL crimes and taking them away from the true assaults, rapes, murders just because some battle-axe through coins at her....screams privilege. Matilda was a terrible mother and a terrible human (taking advantage of elderly parents made her even more evil) and I'm glad she got her comeuppance, still she probably could have sued her husband for spousal support. She didn't cheat on him and he initiated the divorce. .
@quashietagoe5124
@quashietagoe5124 7 ай бұрын
What makes you think she didn’t cheat? What’re the odds she had a lot-not one, but A LOT of one-time extramarital flings prior to the events of this story?
@dlewis9760
@dlewis9760 7 ай бұрын
Cram school, neet = Japan. Hey "Text Theater" why are you so ashamed of your culture that you bring it to the west by changing the names?
@christinemorton4395
@christinemorton4395 7 ай бұрын
NEET is terminology used here in the UK as well, not just restricted to Japan.
@virginiabratcher1497
@virginiabratcher1497 7 ай бұрын
Let's see, no taking Mohammed's name in vain yet but plenty of using God's name in vain. That's bigoted and racist
@ripalbertwesker3076
@ripalbertwesker3076 6 ай бұрын
It sounds like he's quite nasally like ill with the gasping
@ElledieWildAndFree
@ElledieWildAndFree 7 ай бұрын
All he is is a nurse? I find that rather insulting
@wmst5065
@wmst5065 6 ай бұрын
Today's story is brought to you by the Alabama Department of Tourism, _And you think this lady is crazy?_
@ask-128
@ask-128 7 ай бұрын
in many of these text message channels they have introduced profanity...it does not do anything to add to the story...not cool...not correct...
@lady2550
@lady2550 7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂 tissue
@akehapkap6143
@akehapkap6143 7 ай бұрын
People talk worse than this irl lol Think it adds a bit of how people speak. Oh darn it.
@luvsavengedsevenfold
@luvsavengedsevenfold 7 ай бұрын
@@akehapkap6143 I'm actually happy to see that Peep Texts et al have become a bit more edgy lately. Introducing more assertive protagonists - and, yes, profanity!
@paulrichardson635
@paulrichardson635 7 ай бұрын
The heat of the moment? How about just in heat!
@paulrichardson635
@paulrichardson635 7 ай бұрын
Hold it right there? That’s rich considering Matilda is holding it throughout her entire working life!
@paulrichardson635
@paulrichardson635 7 ай бұрын
The real deal is Matilda offering a twelve for 1 deal for $13.95 at the cathouse!
@JzzE1
@JzzE1 7 ай бұрын
Da fuq she mean "ALL" he is, is a Nurse. There is no such thing as "Just" a nurse. Morgan is just as bad as Matilda.
@paulrichardson635
@paulrichardson635 7 ай бұрын
And to be fair, between 10 and 32 seconds is Matilda’s threshold!
@EllisBurns-d6b
@EllisBurns-d6b 7 ай бұрын
What the hell? Isn't MORGAN a male Christian name and not a female name?
@gretchenannmckissack1400
@gretchenannmckissack1400 7 ай бұрын
How about Morgan Fairchild the actress? Also, my granddaughter's name is Morgan.😮
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