【Apple】My girlfriend tells me that I need to get a promotion before she accepts my proposal

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@lemonwasabi5663 10 ай бұрын

Gold digger + serial cheater = a fuck ton of debt

@PTN-lr1zb 5 ай бұрын

That's ten shit tons. Impressive.

@Native-Kitty 10 ай бұрын

Erica was right about one thing… Moreno was on her level 😅😅😅

@reneepallo7779 10 ай бұрын

Riiight!

@angellucas-ranck9594 10 ай бұрын

Emillo didn’t just dodge a bullet but he dodged a nuclear warhead.

@BIGBLOCK5022006 10 ай бұрын

Emilio dodged a broadside of 16" shells from an Iowa Class Battleship.

@TheMarie2000 2 ай бұрын

Lol I agree

@Anonymous98766-e 10 ай бұрын

Emilio: Run, run like the wind!!!

@janenorwood1614 9 ай бұрын

Dude... open your eyes!! She's not interested in marrying for love, but status

@dlewis9760 10 ай бұрын

2 seconds in, and she tells him it's transactional. Makes you wonder why she stuck around that long. There's actually nothing wrong with that, at the beginning, but if become a couple, then "Supposedly" you see something of value in the other person. It is important what their hopes, dreams and aspirations are. You wouldn't seriously get married to someone who says "When I get home I plan on playing video games until 10 PM". If you are getting along and it looks good and the other one goes, "I need to know that you will have a fat bank account", it's time to ghost. Take the "L" and learn from it.

@christopherburch1762 2 ай бұрын

They could have let the CEO uncle adopt the baby.

@jonborchardt5548 10 ай бұрын

🎵He had a lotta Erica in his life / but she's a gold digger / that's no lie / promotion's exactly what she'd demand / or else she'd take him off her hands / all the cheatin' was based on lies / what she thought was gold was iron pyrite / she really proved rotten to the core / and now she's got no one anymore🎵 (to the tune of "Mambo #5" by Lou Bega)

@lillyvonshtup7314 10 ай бұрын

Excellent!!

@Maximourn 10 ай бұрын

Did anyone actually sing this out loud just now? 😊 I did, twice.

@lillyvonshtup7314 10 ай бұрын

@@Maximourn yes.. yes I did ! I admit it

@lorannamoody7011 10 ай бұрын

❤

@ForsakenWolf1 10 ай бұрын

That's perfect

@donnalynch6845 10 ай бұрын

Karma is coming for you Erica A 😂🤣🤣😅😂

@warrirornunluv801 10 ай бұрын

If love is free and being a womanizer was considered a good thing, Erica must have a pretty sweet life watching relationships around her fall apart

@donnalynch6845 10 ай бұрын

She doesn't have any Shame 😔

@marymulrooney1334 10 ай бұрын

Either someone loves you as you are or they don't. Wow. Needing to know his future income/position before she marries a guy she just said, I really "like" you too, but.....

@rollothecat2010 10 ай бұрын

"...but I don't love you because you are not earning enough money to maintain me in the style that a beautiful woman like me, Erica, deserves."

@carlamcewen2361 10 ай бұрын

i would tell her to go dig her own gold

@SilveryBlue1010 10 ай бұрын

Poor kid...

@susanhansen1290 10 ай бұрын

Glad they gave up the baby to a relative for adoption. He wasnt a father to the 4 kids he already had.

@rolfsinkgraven 10 ай бұрын

Well she married the right guy eh pfft.

@JasperCatProductions 10 ай бұрын

Dude just talking to himself…..

@Yaya2214CJ 4 ай бұрын

Jesus, stop begging. She broke up long ago.

@paulleckner8235 10 ай бұрын

Well, he is a cad and Erica is a gold digger. They deserve each other! Emilio will walk away and watch Erica get her heart broken when she gets dumped!

@paulleckner8235 10 ай бұрын

Oh! It's worse!!

@soulfulsound211 10 ай бұрын

script is very good and interesting

@rainbowpegacornstudios 10 ай бұрын

I'm *NOT* a fan of Kanye West by any means, but I've gotta quote one of his songs in this instance: 🎶She take my money well I'm in need Yeah, she's a triflin' friend indeed Oh, she's a gold digger Way over town that digs on me🎶

@S730SD 10 ай бұрын

Why bother going through all the pretense? Might as well be a courtesan & be done with.

@robertsoto5713 10 ай бұрын

How u spend 50k euros in a month ? Thats why people are broke. My wife and I are well off and she won 50k on a scratcher she didn’t blow it she saved most of it and we still went on a few trips and had an awesome few months spending 10k at most . There’s no way

@louisev9707 10 ай бұрын

I once had a temp job as a skip tracer at a bank, trying to find people who weren't paying their credit card bills. Bunch of people who racked up a bill in a very short time and then fell out of contact. Often flights, sometimes vehicles. Some people would have a run of $500 dinners at fancy places. But flights or travel centre purchases or hotels appeared fairly common (from my limited experience) It was an interesting job and investigating resulted in some interesting insights but because I could track people down but not get them to commit to a payment plan, that bank job did not last long 😂 Edit: this was also in the early 2000s where if you made a couple of payments on your card you could easily boost your limit from $800 to $2000 to $15000 and more. I was looking at the more extreme cases, but such easy access to credit at the time really encouraged a lot of splurging behaviour.