【Apple】 My self-proclaimed elite sister-in-law asked me to give a speech in Chinese at her wedding

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@DarkKirby8976 Ай бұрын

MCs Speaking multiple languages for a wedding speech is like god tier

@theshadowqueen1411 Ай бұрын

daniella you just destroyed you're own wedding with that

@sandrasausville9103 Ай бұрын

Daniella, you thought you were going to embarrass your sister instead your the fool. Enjoy trying to talk your way out of this one 😂

@jamiethal1319 Ай бұрын

Sister in law.

@dianapickett1690 Ай бұрын

Good morning from Texas 😊. Have a good day 😊

@bridgetdebourgh5698 Ай бұрын

Good afternoon Diana! Been on the road all day. Hope you are enjoying your day. Look out for the moon tonight. It's going to be bright. Have a fun filled evening 👋🤗

@louisejohnson6057 Ай бұрын

@@bridgetdebourgh5698Hi, I'm in Winnipeg Manitoba in Canada. When I went to bed last night at around 2am, I noticed how bright it was outside. It was quite cloudy so I couldn't see our beautiful moon, but the light that was reflected off of it and down to the city was still pretty strong. I hope the skies are at least somewhat clear tonight so I can see the moon and get it's full light without interference from clouds. Unless the clouds are thunderheads that is, I'll take a thunderstorm first every time! ✌️from 🇨🇦

@jonborchardt5548 Ай бұрын

OP: After my brother's passin', his wife messaged me sayin'-- Daniella: His money's mine now! After all, I'm an elite! Me: 🎵Oh but what kinda elite are we talkin' 'bout here🎵 (as opposed to the Chris Cagle song ''What Kinda Gone'')

@bridgetdebourgh5698 Ай бұрын

Hope you are having a great day 👋🤗

@JimCoe-j6i Ай бұрын

Um... If she speaks little / poor Chinese and the fiance was just learning English... How did they get engaged? Do they both speak Swahili???

@daidersanto1867 Ай бұрын

They met at a Con and use Klingon as common language.

@krazycatz Ай бұрын

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣👏👍🏼👏👍🏼👏

@CrochetIsLife54 Ай бұрын

Wait - which dialect of Chinese should the speech be in - Mandarin or Cantonese? Or something else?

@louisejohnson6057 Ай бұрын

I've noticed that they're not overly concerned about little things like logic, fact checking, reality, and most definitely not subtlety. It doesn't surprise me that they didn't bother to make any kind of distinction between the two dialects. Not very Elite of them, lol. They must be doing something right though, because I keep on clicking on their videos when I need to do things that make it impossible for me to look at my screen, like housework. Although I prefer listening to the videos from the KZbin channel "Lighthouse Horror". They're great stories that are expertly narrated. With the videos having runtimes anywhere from 18 minutes to 5 hours, I can get a variety of chores done while actually getting quite creeped out. Although I just realized that instead of doing the important tasks I should be doing, I'm commenting to you and others. How very ADHD of me. Have a lovely autumn or spring, depending upon which hemisphere you're in. ✌️from 🇨🇦

@CrochetIsLife54 Ай бұрын

@@louisejohnson6057 I’m the same way - these are what I call a “morality tale” which appear to be completely fictional. I find them somewhat interesting because they so obviously come from a culture other than mine. (USA 🇺🇸) I don’t know anyone here who freaks out about single parents or who takes umbrage if someone gets married before/after another sibling. My guess is that these come from either Japan or Korea. With some of the nightmare in-laws, that leads me to think that these have an Asian origin. Just a guess. Anyway, they are something to listen to while doing something useful. It may look like I spend my time doing f-all, but in reality I am quite busy.

@kelleywheeler7980 Ай бұрын

This was epic

@doylewillis9587 Ай бұрын

Besides English and Russian I only speak Cantonese

@annahawthorne4904 Ай бұрын

English, some french, German and Thai, I know one word in russian, one in Japanese, a few in Romanian, Scottish and Italian but not enough to get me by in any conversations so going to go and learn, there is this lady whose been on KZbin and she can speak many different languages and the in th country that the lanuage is used she gets talked about by the ppl who live there thinking she cant understand what they are saying but then she turns round and speaks to them and the look on their faces when she shows that she knows their lanuage is funny in a way , shes used to it but its still unfair and rude

@craiggrote6852 Ай бұрын

Elite elite elite when you have to point out your elite makes you look like crap

@timemerson4162 Ай бұрын

The sooner that word disappears, the better.

@harryboyes2812 Ай бұрын

Don't worry about what I'm doing. Instead, worry about why you're so worried about what I'm doing.

@sandrasausville9103 Ай бұрын

Sorry but if she has a broken neck. It's not going to heal in a couple of weeks. Please do research before you look foolish

@LoveOnTheInsidex3 Ай бұрын

Exactly

@65cmsmith Ай бұрын

A change in title name. Originally titled as asked to speak in Chinese, now the title is regarding a funeral. Quiet luring readers in to read your nonsense

@iris5678 Ай бұрын

They really don't care and they change the title because of thieves apparently

@LoveOnTheInsidex3 Ай бұрын

Now it’s back to the original

@jillianmyerly1818 Ай бұрын

Not gonna lie, was hoping that the "speaking multiple languages" wasn't a "businessman father taking the family overseas" and was actually "military father stationed oversea and bringing his family along with him to various countries".

@sakilynn Ай бұрын

Is it Mandarin, or Cantonese? Chinese is an ethnicity.

@louisejohnson6057 Ай бұрын

To have the person in your story who's representing the side of good, refer to housewives as being "very selfish women who don't know any better", is very off putting and ignorant, you should know better.

@rainbowpegacornstudios Ай бұрын

Daniella tried and failed to make a fool of her SIL, but she was more foolish than a court jester at a Renaissance Festival.

@AC-ni4gt Ай бұрын

?! Unless the will specifically stated, money doesn't belong to a spouse.

@_Fizel_ Ай бұрын

Depends. Some places it does automatically go to the living spouse.

@gorenchick Ай бұрын

In some states unless he has a will everything will go to spouse.

@freespirit3891 Ай бұрын

@@gorenchickand any children divided by law, if minors at the time it goes into trust (USA). But this story has nothing about a husband dying. Wrong title.

@stefaniebraun3319 Ай бұрын

@@_Fizel_ It is half spouse, half children ( or parents) and if there are neither parents nor children 100% spouse. It is never brother or sister, if there is either spouse or children or parents around, however.

@manxkin Ай бұрын

Here we go! The “Davis” guy overacting as usual. These story writers are obsessed with the so called “elites”. So how did Daniella and her ex fiancé even get to the point of getting married if they could barely understand each other? What? She broke her neck? Seriously? Ridiculous.