Apples And Oranges | Ronny Chieng | Sydney Comedy Festival

[@vivienlegeisha3425]

Hahahahahaha. “Because I’m from an elite law school and I will argue until I win or until one of us dies!” LOVE IT!

[@LelaosXVI]

Sums up my toxic relationship.

[@tonyrungsiri9738]

Win the battle, lose the war ha ha

[@a.castillo2190]

Always my favorite part of that joke! Ronnie is hilarious

[@hanscombe72]

That’s annoying! It’s like all of law school is about trial procedure and moot court! How many lawyers actually go inside a court room?

[@dysmissme7343]

😂😂😂

[@Mary_Lee2395]

I’ve always think Ronny has anger issue and his therapist suggested he takes it out on comedy 😂

[@shreyasp3287]

Do therapist really suggest that that's a good way

[@markuss4133]

Gotta talk to mine then. Would much prefer it to my pills

[@ChernxbylCherrii]

I’ve always thought *

[@brittneydawn2429]

I can see it!!!! Lmao

[@mariarak8328]

I just wanted to write something along those lines, but you beat me to it :)

[@betaman2009]

"I'm a really down to earth guy but I'm becoming really famous" 🤣🤣😂😂

[@chrunchyrollrollin6365]

Humble by Connor4real

[@itschannel]

I thought it's "pre- famous"

[@Tony186x]

Lalala

[@simmonsfamily281]

@@ETHR8 pppp

[@TimLimDimSims]

Its cool how fluidly his accent weaves between Malaysian and American.

[@FelixOner]

So many likes, no comments?

[@remymartin5800]

Ya right we in Malaysia speak better English then some puck in America PUCK . It’s just we don’t us vulgar word to make our accents sound nonsense

[@FelixOner]

@Filthy Animal We have spanish and mandarin.

[@ChipperParrot-OG]

@@remymartin5800 if you're so good at English, I'd recommend improving your grammar hahaha you're missing a few words there buddy.

[@remymartin5800]

Petrol Face I like it so much and that’s what I call the best trolling

[@garyweglarz]

"I just compared apples to oranges!" "It can be done!" - love it.

[@sho9214]

garyweglarz this is so funny

[@hikikomorihachiman7491]

garyweglarz Could you explain why? I didn’t get it.

[@sho9214]

hikikomori hachiman usually people say comparing Apple with Apple to make sure they are comprising something similar or comparable

[@XBoxwolf]

Ruined the joke

[@ajp1282]

Ronny Chieng's rage makes him super funny.

[@travismester]

“I successfully argued my way out of that relationship”🥶😎😂

[@BronzDano]

My new favorite comedian. Who’s here after “Asian comedian destroys America”?

[@malalalalala2985]

Me

[@lamphead7866]

me

[@Rahat2056]

Check out his stuff from The Daily Show

[@Ai404Ai]

i prefer joe wong

[@Eldare]

I'm not but thanks for the recommendation

[@Ai404Ai]

“zero tolerance for literally everything” that’s his unique style

[@asmaudanjuma4089]

Yea

[@ekimandersom4478]

Not unique at all

[@camthedestroyer1490]

“I will debate you until I win or one of us dies” 😂

[@_wciv3820]

“It’s really tacky on purpose cause he’s a genius..” 😂😂😂

[@drewduguid4891]

_ wciv hard facts 💯💯 lol

[@rp9674]

My lucky day I took it to 666 likes

[@gueverdura6717]

One of the comics who never laughs or smiles to help the crowd know it's funny.

[@L0_V]

Good observation , your smart

[@kathleenray1827]

Do you need help to know if this is funny??? 😂

[@rp9674]

I can't do that, I'm too funny, no one gets it, that's why I laugh at my own jokes.

[@heyryanisonx3141]

Anthony Jeselnik is the master at this

[@annmclaughlin9496]

Love his humor and intellect!

[@TUFFGUNN]

I bet you McLaughed at his jokes.

[@AdityaKashi]

@@TUFFGUNN I laughed more reading this than I did watching the video.

[@TUFFGUNN]

Aditya 🤣🤣 thanks

[@jazzyjazz9872]

@@TUFFGUNN 😂😂😂😂

[@jazzyjazz9872]

@@AdityaKashi 😂😂😂😂

[@knunniek.9304]

“ Who’s the bitch NOW “ lol that made my day.

[@reiofsunshine5721]

I love that he gave a condensed analysis about Ebonics in American Hiphop lyrics and their connotations that are usually misinterpreted by white or non-black listeners.

[@richardwynh]

His Netflix special is amazing!

[@Lochlanist]

You listen to electric music for base drops. You listen to this guy for sheer anger drops. The build up is so awesome before his blood pressure blows.

[@thewoodmoose]

"I will debate you til I win or one of us dies."😂

[@IKillGoliath]

finally a funny comedian who doesn't have to swear to get a laugh. he is naturally funny doesn't need to hide behind crudity.

[@neelparmar6690]

On the other hand there's Alex Williamson. His videos are good but his show was terrible, full of profanities, gruesome content and drug references and worst of all, it wasn't even one bit funny.

[@Jmaz1234]

He did sware

[@DrinkmoWater.]

5:20

[@MRWDL800]

Wahhhh cuss words

[@21moopster]

@Paul O'Reilly ... because b&*ch is not a swear word??? Right.

[@svpjef]

I'm glad Ronnie went to America and made it there. Australia clearly had no idea how to utilize him on TV. He's a very smart guy. That 1984 joke went way over the Audiences head.

[@fastacelzapacescu5445]

They are still in 1984....

[@kunaladhikari5215]

@@fastacelzapacescu5445 ayo at least we ain’t in 1897 racially LMAO

[@Douchebagus]

It didn't go over the audience's head, it just wasn't that good of a joke.

[@christineferreira2181]

Ronny actually comparing apples to oranges made me lose it

[@doey1841]

"Go home safe" lol def malaysian uncle

[@laescritora174]

He is brilliant. I am sure he's a long lost emotional relative and not aware of being part Colombian but it shows. This Auntie is so proud of you, as lawyers we know about arguing til we win, or the other side dies. Proud tears.

[@nayelischoice]

Usually, when someone’s rage comes out, I run. But not with Ronny, I stay and laugh.

[@nicoles_handle]

"it can be done" once again, fellow asian brother proving that asians can do just about anything

[@skandamurgan4378]

You should hear about standup comedy about paper weights .This standup comedy prove that paperweight is a product with no flaws

[@NNA1984]

"I successfully argue my way out of the relationship", haha.

[@MrEdTheHorsey]

The Kanye lyric he mentioned was quite LITERALLY the lyric I thought he was going to mention omg 😂😂😂 Only because I DID get asked this, the exact same way!

[@Starborn3000]

God Bless you!! I love your sarcastic humor!!! lmfao!!

[@shushuyu]

pfft "i successfully argued my way out of that relationship"

[@timothytayntor]

I absolutely love his material and how he goes about jokes!

[@Jameslawz]

I love his Malay accent, makes him sound smarter than the smartest person in the room lol. I like how he breaks down the English language which is full of broken lingo, phrases and sayings that are pretty much out dated but still in circulation in regular speech today, foreigners who grasp the English language always tend to find these errors and it always sounds funny when they say it back to you, then you realize how silly those concepts are when you think about it.

[@machetedonttweet1343]

I have to see this guy live before I die. The first time I saw Richard Pryor, he was opening for Patti LaBelle. The next time, 4 years later, Patti was opening for him.

[@MissLinkinParkLover]

Jazz Heart rooting for you, hope you’ll get a reply one day!

[@kedabro1957]

This comment has 69 likes.

[@hotstar6742]

Ronnie really has evolved since he became big. I saw him in a small theatre with only I’d say about 30-40 people originally and he was awesome but it was actually his off the cuff stuff that was brilliant. He was picking out and hammering people in the audience so well - e.g. the guy who was late had nowhere to hide. His prepared stuff was not as good before but really good now. I will always remember though that show and his ability just to tear people apart comedically demonstrating his wit and intellect (ie unprepared material).

[@toxsicxr8ford57]

Definitely one of the best comedians around

[@JM-sm8ir]

Love the way he says Salmon, too funny! It's adorable!

[@Super27051973]

"Are you big brother from 1984?" that made the day of my nerd brain

[@quaintabyss5696]

God. I love him haha he always brings me joy. This guy is a work of art.

[@mariamindful6510]

"it's a hypothetical" amen. Lol

[@AT-zr9tv]

He's so good at being the angry nerd

[@nerfherder4284]

Ronny is an hilarious and intelligent comedian.. He really does need his own show, like The Colbert Report. 👍🏻

[@Vohlfied]

It's really tacky on purpose, 'cause he's a genius XD

[@solidsnake3861]

he is like the asianbill burr in his rage and love it

[@CarolM263]

I just compared apples to oranges 🍊😝🤣💯

[@andreasthomassimo8198]

Thats how I win the battle but lose the war, LOL!

[@vincentprigioni2504]

His humour is so clever. He must be good in maths🤣😂

[@wolfgang4free]

He is good at verbal argument

[@christineferreira2965]

I love the angry delivery

[@lightonstillwaters6789]

I am still laughing as I scrolled down and type this...slightly out of breath.

[@mechi4978]

Km

[@hanaaazhar9178]

"Are you big brother from 1984?" 🤣🤣

[@evanschneider9587]

How he set up the apples to oranges thing was great

[@pinkipromise]

thats a george carlin joke

[@bassaddress919]

That apples to oranges bit was brilliant.

[@sikskillz2186]

ingenious, that’s extremely funny.

[@ayulegesse9196]

i successfully argued my way out of relationship😂😂😂

[@preston74]

"If I agree with you then we would both be wrong. " = I'm single

[@drakebushmire227]

Everyone gangsta till Malaysian Ben Shapiro starts breaking down lyrics to a Kanye West song

[@toorelevant364]

I really like 👍 Ronny Chieng. He is a good comedian. He looks serious but his jokes actually hits hard.

[@0v3rK1llval]

“Are you big brother from 1984” Ah, a fellow literature enthusiast, OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY!

[@nicolab4996]

Omg I love everything that comes out of his mouth he is hilarious 😂 😍

[@cherryd8285]

Profound life lesson from Ronny chieng... My takeaway from his hilarious story is to not argue my way out of a relationship...😄😂

[@booklover5800]

Man, I love this.

[@MrsGbda]

I love his accent!

[@klaudiaalvarez1373]

I love this guy

[@jennifersantillana9738]

He's Freakin hilarious!

[@terrybrimecombe8372]

Ronny is a genius!!!

[@therealbs2000]

1:13 that moment when ronnie chieng confirms he is IRL guy from russell peters' "HEY! BE A MAN" bit... "You save fifty cent here, you go to the other store you save another fifty, then you go to the dollar store you buy something else."

[@Tophkaneki]

Its reall tacky on purpose cause hes a genius..truer words have never been spoken

[@kamikaze4172]

I think that's one of the few times I heard a comedian say "get home safe" at the end of his act

[@baron17]

So that they can buy tickets to his next show

[@kamikaze4172]

@@baron17 Clever

[@ttuindoin]

Ronny Chieng's stand-ups are so much funnier than his daily show gig.

[@AmSuperBlessed]

I would love for Rony Cheng take the Daily Show now that Trevor left. I actually became a fan of him on the daily show before I started watching his stand up. He is not only comedian but intelligent as well and the daily show needs an intellect i my opinion.

[@xuan.1611]

THIS RAGE! THIS RAGE MADE MY DAY.

[@exodusdiva2295]

Lol the power of debate!

[@jeremycrampton8781]

reminds me of ralphie may "You can either be right or happy"

[@jimwallace3441]

Love this guy.

[@asterixe1]

"Part-time actor" - people are always condescending towards Asians.

[@codychen9036]

Lunar Asian actors aren’t recognized enough

[@liz8986]

@@codychen9036 Sadly..🙄

[@vanessamichellelee]

I am soo glad you are getting famous. Great humor.

[@BBiGiBB]

It's how you win in a battle but lose in a war for fk sake that was hilarious

[@kitten778]

He’s amazing!

[@elvinchong6340]

as always. Comedy Genius. you go ronny

[@TonGolem]

This kid is going places!

[@brandorando6377]

LMAO my gf randomly hears part of this and turns around while she's on the phone and says that's stupid hahaha

[@doreenbowman9093]

I love this !

[@zajnat9747]

He’s one serious comedian.

[@jennifervela8804]

Keep making the world laugh your awesome!!

[@s.akhtarjoomun263]

Ronny and Trevor are amazing

[@sirhenry8961]

Your energy in putting that angry face is hilarious...

[@chrysalis_R]

The camera started shaking midway , and I realized the cameraman started laughing and started to shake the handle

[@khiaratt]

omg Ronny Chieng pre-suit / suit-less 😂

[@lukerandall7718]

I ASPIRE to be as good at arguing as this man. goddamn.

[@Thegrindengine]

It's funny to see comedians do the same jokes in 2 different sets at 2 different clubs in 2 different videos

[@barrymichlowitz1071]

I didn't know there were Woolworths' anywhere in the world.

[@jewelmathews1444]

The 1 in my town closed down years ago!

[@GlennDavey]

Australia. They used to be Woolworths in some states and Safeway in others with the same branding. Now all Woolworths. I miss saying "Safeway". We actually call Woolworths "Woolies", so much so that's what they call it in the ads too now.

[@barrymichlowitz1071]

@@GlennDavey Thank you.

[@barrymichlowitz1071]

@Keynesian Economics I didn't know. In the U.S., there are not Woolworth stores but the parent company exists. It may not even be the same Woolworth. In the U.S., they were F.W. Woolworth stores known as the "5-and-dime"s . Those stores closed and were replaced by 99-cent stores of various chains.

[@FreewayBrent]

I believe Woolworth's is called Countdown in New Zealand. Different name but same logo.

[@forthesakeofsanityandsuch9331]

"What are you, punishing him for his thoughts now"? Er, something tells me that we should have at least lightly pressed kanye's breaks in 2014...

[@Bammersax]

His accents gotten a lot better these days lol

[@michaelzheng2198]

That is my dad explaining math to me

[@thestonemaroc]

He's so well read. Digging the George Orwell reference.

[@phildinh852]

Not really, 1984 is on 7th grade reading list.

[@WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLU]

Well read? Lmfao am I well read for referencing to kill a mockingbird

[@monbjra]

@@phildinh852 Not in asia where this dude grew up.

[@BadassLapin]

Fun fact: the world in the 1984 was an innuendo of britain instead of the common connotation which is the USSR

[@tclass99]

I love how angry he gets lol… he’s like an Asian Bill Burr 😂

[@victoriasmith1724]

Thank you my Dear

[@hermask815]

Innovative way to end a relationship.

[@richestin5721]

Funny but sensible guy. Great mind

[@RnW9384]

Oh how I miss Woolworth ...😂😝

[@mcbama6848]

Ronny is one funny sharp dude 😎

[@saitamadecember2806]

I wish I had this dude's confidence

[@Stephanerkt]

Woolworths trolley don't take coin in Australia 😆

[@Mary_Lee2395]

I would love to see a stand off between jimmy yang and Ronnie! It would be so crazy the stage will be shaking lol but honestly Ronnie will probably win though cause that dude is too crazy and because he’s from an elite law school and will argue until he win or until one of them die!!🤣🤣