Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Danzig

[@MrIronJustice]

I love when something finally goes well for Carl.

[@fairplayer916]

Pretty sure the bitch bot fucks it up right before it's finalized

[@Jason0binladen]

Carl is the best side character in fictional history

[@PiYodTong]

We're all Carl, at our core. Just trying to have a good time while having that good time destroyed by forces beyond our control.

[@Cluv22]

For ONCE!

[@darkhound_inc]

Making the best out of a bad situation

[@ThePapino134]

back when a million dollars for a house was ridiculously expensive

[@JinnaiT]

ikr, its the median house price in Colorado right now and there's a lot of cheap places here

[@xXx_Regulus_xXx]

it still is, buying power has gone down

[@triangleofdeath6246]

​@@xXx_Regulus_xXx True, but unfortunately, its the norm anymore.

[@carlrice1774]

Come on man, the blood refills and flows UP the walls. And it's elvin! $1 million is a steal.

[@christopherbrown6697]

It'll sell in New Jersey so they can demolish it and build a blood-soaked McMansion out to the minimum setbacks.

[@VendErre]

"Your house is on elf graves and they're pissed off." "Alright, fine, we'll do that." Carl is the best lol

[@brianoneil9662]

"Alright. We'll do that." Carl is a zen master

[@christianunger498]

*dat

[@SéaFid]

​@@christianunger498Embracing idiocracy is what was planned for you by the elites. Grandson of Charles Darwin wrote that at a certain point the few will cull the many, and that is the future of your bloodline, to end.

[@briarmason8737]

Nah. Dude's seen so much bullshit that nothing fazes him anymore.

[@drabulusdael9329]

@@briarmason8737 none’a dis matters, nothing matters.

[@AdamB12]

"Yo, Carl...how ya gonna sell this house fulla blood, G?"

[@Stealth-ve7nw]

I know right who would by this? God bless Carl he found someone.

[@DiegoChannel-ml6ut]

Blood shower!

[@senororlando2]

this is proof that Carl’s canon height is 5’4”

[@ricardocantoral7672]

Nah, Danzig is too tall. 😂

[@earshavewalls]

LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂

[@TBustah]

Yeah, that’s kind of why I’m here. I saw a joke thing on Facebook saying Lowe’s has a 14’ Danzig statue for Halloween. I thought, “That’s what… five times actual size?”

[@shawngrigg808]

That's so funny that's what I was thinking this proves Carl is short.

[@Donut117]

The scene after this one kills me too "Does he have to run that damn sprinkler all day?" "It sure makes our house look a hell of a lot better"

[@TBustah]

I like how the robot doesn’t seem to give a shit that Danzig likes the house as-is and therefore has no intention of capitulating to his demands, even going so far as to admit that getting blood to go up the walls is probably doable. 🤣

[@ComplexMotivations]

He does immediately regret it to be fair

[@jizzyb3216]

They made Danzig too tall.

[@deathvalley006]

Danzig’s just as tall as Carl.

[@guilhermehank4938]

Im very sure that was probably a requirement for him to be in the show lol

[@deathvalley006]

@@guilhermehank4938 lol yeah.

[@lornbaker1083]

Like he would want himself to Be the same size as carl hightwise.

[@TironMurray]

Danzig is 5′ 3″

[@masterseal0418]

I'm a huge fan of Danzig, and his cameo in a freaking Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode really made my day.

[@swahilimaster]

Danzig is only 5'3", he is actually the elf king himself.

[@RBloodworth187]

Seriously- I am not a tall man, but, I am at least 4 inches taller than Glenn is. I knew he was short, but, I was kind of taken aback by just how short he was.

[@Enoxificatti]

​@Coffeeandcinema__With boots 😂

[@TheGlaringOne]

Naw, Prince was the real Elf King, rip. This is what it's like when 🕊 🕊 🕊 😢.

[@Orkillester1]

the robot just smashing the window while talking with his hands always gets me

[@pladampa]

Yep, the ghost of Christmas past rules.

[@richardgadberry8398]

"You make our house bleed RIGHT NOW!"

[@robertmiles1603]

"okay, how much" "SEXUALLY"

[@xxwarxx6227]

*wonderful*

[@jfox09]

Look, I know it’s been a while alright. But, I’m not gonna Get Humped, by a giant red gorilla in space Okay?.😂

[@AKPiratePrince]

“I know it’s been a while, but I’m not gonna GET HUMPED by a giant red gorilla in space”

[@JC93896]

We shall go to Mexico tomorrow

[@nighttime-mime]

"With this freakin' robot, there he is."

[@ElonMuskrat-my8jy]

TONIGHT!

[@sonicguyver7445]

"Yeah, that's elf blood too. That's not cheap." I love that he actually uses that to upsell the house once he sees the guy is into it.

[@JunKazamaFan]

"Let me talk to my blood guy here." I love how Carl says that like it's a legitimate occupation.

[@lunch_trey]

I love how the robot gets freaked out by Danzig after this.

[@zephyfoxy]

Listen to me as hard as you fucking can. That fucking robot came with the fucking house and now he's fucking gone!

[@ziedan449]

"Okay, how much?" " *Sexually* " ... "Wonderful"

[@StationaryGamingReal]

100th like

[@WillRobinsonDanger]

Da GREAT RED APE!!!!!

[@rudolphclancy8293]

Half of Carl's best lines are long pauses.

[@OnBakePlatinum]

Lemme ask my blood guy

[@johncampbell9107]

First time I saw this years and years ago. I was watching this late at night with my buddy. We were HUGE misfits and Danzig fans. When he first appeared on screen I pretty much shouted "dude is that Danzig!?!??!?" And when he says "Danzig mother fcker!" We both lost our minds. Note that we were high out of our minds and literally just finished listening to the Earth A.D. album. I love this show. Damn those were good times.

[@DukeDudeson]

Guess this is why Danzig put up his weird all black house up for sale a few years ago, he now lives in Carl's bloody house with his weird robot chicken servant thing.

[@daccrowell4776]

"Thousands of years ago...!" 🤣

[@digitalradiohacker]

This would have been the perfect moment: "Spaghetti, I want you to show this gorilla *THE* *NIGHT* *OF* *HIS* *LIFE* "

[@snoochieboochies2165]

How does Carl not know who Danzig is if hes supposed to be rock guy

[@miahconnell23]

Carl enjoys Foreigner and Loverboy (and probably Asia) and Whitesnake,and Carl’s friends outside the neighborhood aren’t in a position to turn Carl on to Danzig. Which is a bummer, because although Carl “wouldn’t get” Samhain, he *would* doubtlessly enjoy Danzig’s first 2 records. They’re both from New Jersey: they’d have a lot of common ground. Twist of Cain is a great song.

[@notreallyadog9646]

@@miahconnell23 Yeah, I could definitely see Carl driving down the NJT in a IROC with the top down, blasting "Her Black Wings". No doubt.

[@stupendous7848]

He was acting dumb bc he was afraid Danzig would think he was gonna rip him off if he knew who he was.

[@ExcuseMePhoney]

Really good point. I gotta assume he's a ROCK guy, not a METAL guy.

[@tracphonevirtualmagazine]

​@@ExcuseMePhoneyIsn't Danzig punk not metal. You might be thinking of Rob zombies.

[@ProtomanButCallMeBlues]

He looks like the type of guy that is gonna tell mothers that their children should not walk his way

[@BleachCowboy2016]

😂😂 “im not going to get humped, by a giant red gorilla… in space” lmao where do they come up with this shit

[@srpdesigns]

Drugs ...lots of em!!.. 😅🤣

[@crazypolite]

Fucking kills me ☠☠😆

[@srpdesigns]

@@crazypolite LOL!!!

[@storm_filter]

Had my crying

[@exisgameplay]

No, thank you.

[@bobbertsonlarz1743]

Danzig is the man

[@thecianinator]

zig

[@CountofBeretania]

“Look, I know it’s been a while, right, but, uh…I’m not gonna HUMPED by a giant red gorilla from space, ok? No thank you.”

[@lordlittletoeq8537]

Back when there was a line

[@MauiWowieOwie]

one of the few times Carl won.

[@Cinerary]

He didn’t tho cuz the blood dried up

[@stinky_barista8199]

…With the shrieking robot, there he is

[@Whiteboykun]

I love that Carl highlighted the fact that there are good schools in the area, as if DZ could POSSIBLY care

[@jvibez0713]

This was one of my favorite episodes 😂

[@Kuma4ever1]

Wonderful.

[@mostverticalproductions4808]

I love anytime Carl and CGOCPFTF talk it's just Dave and Matt talking to each other.

[@Pagliacci_Rex]

That's elf blood, that aint cheap.

[@pbazero999]

A million for a 3 bed 2 bath is kinda the norm now in some states. Lol

[@masonhaggerty186]

California lol

[@patrickbyrne5070]

Fry man you know you ain’t got no bathroom

[@RoninRen]

Cartoon logic, &somehow they have a shower that Meatwad uses,

[@intercoursehandguns851]

​@@RoninRenThe creators also claimed that the only reason Shake doesn't have a room is cause they forgot to draw one for him.

[@RileyRobertson-oi4fo]

"Alright fine we'll do that" Has always cracked me up. Its a go to for me when someone recommends something im like ambiguous about

[@scramator9077]

Danzing got a good deal and a place to put his evil bricks

[@rudolphclancy8293]

I like how he upsells the elf blood's quality as a bargaining tactic.

[@humbledb4jesus]

knowing danzig's fragile ego, he probably demanded you make him over 6' tall...

[@intercoursehandguns851]

No doubt. "Make my cartoon hair DARKER! And when it looks too dark, MAKE IT DARKER THAN THAT!"

[@humbledb4jesus]

@intercoursehandguns851 - he's a 5' 5" satanist elvis impersonator... he's lucky he's not Howard the duck...

[@Death_by_Inches]

Elf blood is something I'm sure a vampire would pay top dollar for.

[@wavion2]

Which is ironic, because we later find out the landlord for ATHF's house is a vampire. He should have been all over that.

[@MrWhy6]

I hope my mother doesn't watch this.

[@megastoejoe]

She must be one of the elfin spirits....

[@jonathanrhodes4547]

She’s missing out.

[@kenh9508]

Danzig is taking her daughter out tonight

[@joker_storm2232]

Call her and tell her that her house is on elf Graves and they're pissed off

[@doggone_dogman]

Tell her to tell her children not to walk his way

[@masterzombie161]

Funny story: so Danzig owned like a lot of Bricks and his neighbor complained about it. So Danzig angrily picked up each brick and threw them loadly in the trash while singing slurs. Some people speculate the story to be false but it’s so freaking funny to think about I want to believe it’s real.

[@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus]

Danzig and his evil bricks by tales in the bottle of if I recall correctly

[@obeseperson]

What did he have all them bricks for

[@nicholasmejia7972]

My sister lived a few blocks from Danzig's old place with the bricks - can confirm, the bricks were very very real

[@themachoechidnaugandarandy7583]

​@@obeseperson supposedly he was going to remodel something or for a project but he just left it there. But I think he would use it to throw at people who would harass him at his home

[@jaykay3811]

That is elf blood too, that ain't cheap.

[@Wahinies]

Got to meet Danzig at Comic Con San Diego a couple years before this aired. He is rad af

[@indigopotatoe]

"Why don't you just go next door and use our bathroom?" -doesn't have a bathroom

[@aeongod]

We don't need a toilet! That pile of clothes in the hallway has worked fine for us for years and it will continue to work!

[@EmberMcLain23]

@@aeongodI don’t know who’s clothes that is someon ain’t wearing that again I’ll tell you that

[@brizzleh.876]

The ending of this episode is fukking classic

[@pladampa]

I couldn't believe they had Danzig. This was awesome.

[@germasaurus]

One of my favorite scenes in this series 😂😂😂

[@shripperquats5872]

You serious THANK YOU GOD

[@williamwilson6499]

Had a guitar lesson with John Christ. Had a hand injury afterwards and didn’t go back for more. Nice guy…heck of a player.

[@troglodyte4207]

Y’know Danzig’s only 5’3, he’d be like up to Carl’s shoulder

[@Uncle-Jay]

It's been established they don't have a bathroom over at their house.

[@Doubtfulgrace101]

Ah yes, nothing like a good ol sink bath to wash away the blood.

[@DefinitiveDubs]

The pile of clothes in the hallway has been good enough for years.

[@BiohazardBunney]

"look I know it's been awhile"

[@crimsonator]

$2 million in today's housing market.

[@karite2]

"You're serious? THANK YOU GOD!"

[@1998232v6]

Good ole classic Adult Swim.

[@storm_filter]

as a small youtuber to another, cheers. love athf

[@Marsuru1]

As another small youtuber, I agree.

[@johnr5252]

This show is a hoot.

[@BogartedJoint696]

Fkn one of the best episodes for sure! Fkn Carl 🤣❤

[@IAM-zv9vk]

"With the shrieken' robot there he is"

[@creekfishingny5448]

Is it me or did the Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas past have a different effect on his voice originally?

[@princessmarlena1359]

🎸🎵🎶”Moth-ers, tell your child-ren not to look my waaaay!”

[@WildCard0315]

Carl's complaints are perfectly reasonable but I'm glad things turned out good.

[@GWinterbornYT]

I don’t see why not

[@ExcuseMePhoney]

Probably the best episode ever that does not feature Mooninites.

[@buddyfett1341]

Hand Banana. You......... Tonight

[@Koujujutsu]

I barely have the words! 😂😂😂 It worked out for Carl in so many ways. 😂

[@christhornton390]

0:59

[@NeuralNetProcessor]

It's funny how the robot smashes the glass for no reason to emphasize "I don't see why not"

[@Wayte13]

For you young folks in the comment section: when this episode was written, a million for this house would have been cartoonishly inflated

[@nameisnotrelevant]

...and since this scene, I think of how fucking scary blood going up the wall would look

[@rkgaustin]

Should have been a follow-up episode where Danny Marianinho moves in across the street.

[@HighwaymanYwain]

I have a feeling Markula would have put an even bigger offer on the house, you know the cost of blood is going up after all

[@saddletramp5000]

I always pictured Carl as being around 5'11". Never took him for a little fella😏

[@SéaFid]

Oh, because he's drawn the same size as Glenn Danzig who is 5"3

[@ilikemusic5440]

The funniest part about this is how they tried to make Danzig tall. Glenn Danzig is an absolute Chad as well, it is crazy weird how Carl didn’t know who Danzig is either.

[@andreathompson-bg4hl]

A million sounds about right. That was my thought as well.

[@goforMGS]

Let me talk to my blood guy

[@georgezuniga6298]

That's elf blood too, not cheap.

[@DS-ss396]

"That's elf blood too that's not cheap you know."

[@bgowgowgow432]

Was going to subscribe. Then i saw the number of subs and thought "nahh"

[@mr.l8723]

Has there been any time in this show they actually save the day? Never 😂

[@HighwaymanYwain]

Carl did save his ass from the Red Ape though

[@azazelgrigori9244]

"I don't see why not." Does the robot know it's no longer a punishment? Why is he cooperating?

[@Booksaplenty1]

I didn’t realize Carl was so short

[@strvinar]

Reminds me of the main guy in the german Movie " Buba "

[@shartsmcginty8056]

I didn't know Carl was only 5'2"

[@slobodanmilosevic3338]

Butter.... Tell your mother not to bake my bread. BUTTER!

[@guyshafor1320]

Wow, Danzig is taller than Carl. That means Carl is, like, 4'8

[@thecianinator]

Danzig is forbidden

[@brooklyn7941]

What episode and season was this ? Lol

[@kiwamidude809]

Oh the irony.... now Danzig is trying to sell his old home for $1m "as is" that nobody hasn't bought and the video proof alone is more than enough. Basically has a jaguar but doest want to dish out the cash for renovation costs.

[@bassboi2001]

This is one of the reasons why I love this show 😂😄😄😄 but I can't stand Master Shake 😂😂😂

[@MrSlanderer]

Does this mean that Carl is also little five feet tall?

[@CodeRed001]

There's no way Carl doesn't know who Danzig is.

[@scottl.1568]

That was my surprise as well 😅

[@zacm9747]

Hahahaha unrealistic. Glen Danzig is like 5'4". How freaking short is Carl? 😂

[@davidperkins7782]

Why Mexico?

[@drizzle617]

the way m*f* is beeped out is so funny

[@clemtutt7967]

Win Carl!