[WTF Intro] Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon (Movie Film For Theaters)

[@darkskyx]

More than 1 million views, wow... My most viewed video. That's amazing! Thanks to everyone! I remember when I saw this video but it had a weird resolution so I just fixed it and reuploaded it. I've never seen the movie but it was a sick intro!

[@jamesb1988]

YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN THE MOVIE?? CHANGE THAT. NOW.

[@theretep6494]

Bruh….. it’s been 15 years. How long does it take someone to watch one of the greatest adult animated films to date?

[@ZeepAtomic]

You are totally missing out on a cinematic masterpiece. Seriously, watch this. It's amazing.

[@RolandoGarza]

@@theretep6494 he probably started watching a million years ago... in 2013.

[@hanumint]

Watch the film ya jabroni

[@seancoreyadams8339]

I animated this! Never ceases to amaze me that people loved it so much.

[@captainmagma566]

Kahzu Nah it’s legit! Found him on IMDB. This scene kicked so much ass

[@slytheguy6988]

Dude, seriously? That's amazing.

[@ometochtil]

Sean Corey Adams it’s hilarious

[@lemagreengreen]

I remember the intro more than I do the movie. It's excellent, the song is burned into my brain too.

[@Tadesan]

This brings me so so much joy. When the pretzel scowls. 2:00 It’s absolutely priceless.

[@minilogoguy18]

They should play this at every movie theater.

[@Grahf0]

An edited (for time, not content) version plays at the beginning of some films at the Alamo Drafthouse. It fit well with their existing line of "No talking, and silence your cell, or we will take your ass out" PSAs they had already run for years.

[@jameskasal2649]

Alex Ball Amen.

[@Ffeoli1039]

+Grahf0 I love that theater.

[@AllusernamesgoneFUCK]

2:21

[@dubiouscollector9763]

whatever you say my dark lord

[@johnnycage6729]

TAKE THE SEED OUTSIDE LEAVE IT IN THE STREETS

[@averyvolk3022]

+Johnny Cage RUN OVER IT AFTER THE SHOW!!

[@noxsdelerius8326]

*pyrotechnics

[@andrewgerhart8020]

This comment has 666 likes

[@jameshutto3263]

DID YOU BRING YOUR BABY?!? BABIES DONT WATCH THIS!!!!

[@patrickwannafightaboutit6338]

S.O.A.D But people are eating them....... it's a pastime experience

[@Vosk21]

this was the most fun i'd ever had in a movie theater. i was busting up the whole time. and then i laughed harder because people were getting up and leaving. perfect

[@nothankyou4886]

+Vosk21 How many of them? Yeah! TONIGHT!

[@Vosk21]

No Thank you almost all of them, 40 people at least

[@kroolwrldd]

That's awesome 😂

[@RainAngel111]

+Vosk21 what did they think they were going to be watching?!? almost all of them left?!

[@Vosk21]

RainAngel111 they did! i have no idea why either, some of them were older people for SOME reason

[@the-NightStar]

I still remember hearing stories in my town about how so many people apparently walked right out of the theater during this part, before it even started. Williams Street knew what they were doing with this. They wanted to get all those boomers and Karens who brought their 4 year olds to watch the "funny cartoon movie" out of the theater at the very start.

[@sharpytown]

I think adult cartoons and animated movies should continue doing this from now on. cause these people don't bother to look at the age ratings for these things and assume that "since it's an animated cartoon/movie, then it must be for kids" then they're on their Facebook pages and sending out emails blaming the people and companies for the movie/show being inappropriate for children

[@sharpytown]

@@ShaolinDave I bet that as soon as she saw it, she immediately got upset and filed complaints to the studio saying that "This isn't for kids" and "There should have been disclaimers in place" I bet my LIFE on it. Typical Karens blaming everyone else but themselves

[@werepyne]

@@sharpytown but your blaming a Karen like a Karen. Does that make me a Karen for blaming you for blaming Karen's blaming athf. And who is a athf blaming and are u going to blame me.

[@megabudubudu]

"Your money is now our money" while looking at the camera

[@christopheryanez]

@@sharpytown same fuckin thing happening with Ted. Apparently people went to go take their kids to see it thinking it was some Disney flick with a cute teddy bear lol. People seriously need to watch a trailer or use their eyes to look at the rating before deciding “yeah I’m taking my kids” only to walk out saying “how could they???”

[@bookplate]

Can't believe they got Mastodon for this

[@Droe9667Pantera]

+bookplate This was before mastodon was super huge xD plus i've heard that they were huge fans

[@bt9434]

+HNTR KLLR because mastodon doesn't do shit like this

[@AutomaticDuck300]

Song should have been called I Wanna Rock Your Body with Til The Break Of Dawn in the parentheses.

[@K0sm1cKid]

What's really unbelievable is Mastodons recent music... "Show yourself" smh

[@gudalpesanz]

Hayden F You need to watch Metalocalypse with Getthehence and Monster U.

[@joelkazoo]

"If you do not understand, then you should not be here!" That's the perfect encapsulation of this movie. This was a movie made strictly for the fans, and I appreciate that. I went to an afternoon matinee of this flick the day of the premiere. About 2 dozen hardcore fans showed up, and we had a ball.

[@NFSGamer267]

joelkazoo I would've been one of them if I knew where it would it been filmed

[@MajinFernie]

Wat movie was it?

[@nachosrule6985]

@@MajinFernie Aquatic Youth Starvation Club Colon Movie Film For Theaters.

[@DeltaFRFX]

I was the only person watching it when I went lol

[@xXxSephirothxXx67526]

There was 4 other people in my theater. It was an amazing experience to have a theater that small watching something we all had mutual love for. I don't know if we'll be able to get something like that from adultswim in a major theater again, especially after the bomb scare it produced.

[@Chip-Chapley]

"Your money is now our money and we will spend it on drugs" well, at least they're honest.....

[@parasite-2757]

Hey chip how's the weather man

[@Chip-Chapley]

@@parasite-2757 don't know, but the restraining order said he was paralyzed, so I'm assuming he isn't making anymore macaroni salad.

[@legomonster101]

@@Chip-Chapley i was browsing the comments of this video carefree and i saw your comment and it left me in genuine awe

[@mrpepitaseed1198]

I think I've got this

[@InTheKM]

Pretty sure Brent is spending the majority of that money on the drugs 🤣

[@LatinaCreamQueen]

My favorite part about this song is how he genuinely feels shocked you brought your baby.

[@LatinaCreamQueen]

"did you bring your baby? Babies don't watch this..."

[@HotColdmann]

"Do not explain the plot" Yeah good luck anyway

[@jorts_master69]

I'd explain the plot If there was one lmao

[@ianfinrir8724]

Alright. Here it is. Animated fast food items in New Jersey attempt to stop an evil exercise machine. Also Neal Peart is there.

[@PartnershipsForYou]

@@ianfinrir8724 I like your booty but I’m not gay. [not gay]

[@derek5011]

Literally the best comment I've ever seen. I'm fucking 30

[@Rey.Moskito]

Don’t get your testicles dissolve into snakes

[@Casper1993]

This needs to be shown right before every movie in every theatre.

[@goldenfugnugget]

Totally agree.

[@Jestrath]

Dean V. That would be amazing. People need a taste of brutality!

[@memed_2_death622]

Dean V. Even in kid movies

[@tomcorlissjr3815]

Acceptable opening is acceptable.

[@cartooncentral263]

memed_ 2_death no

[@ewoknips5154]

"Did you bring your baby? Babies don't watch this, take the seed outside. Leave it in the streets." So good 😆

[@henrynelson9301]

RUN OVER IT AFTER THE SHOW

[@erics.czernecki7333]

"WILLIAMS STREET" "PRESENTS" "THIS MOVIE"

[@rzta8209]

I haven’t seen this movie since it came out & I was 7 or 8, seeing that Williams street intro again felt like a hazy fever dream

[@iAMtwoman22]

best intro to a movie like it

[@mostverticalproductions4808]

Genuinely one of the funniest openings to a movie ever. Unironically one of the greatest movies ever.

[@ThatSamoanGuy]

My entire theater was applauding and hollering from the moment the heavy metal kicked in. It was glorious, and while the rest of the movie was enjoyable, this was definitely the big talking point that stuck with people for years to come.

[@jewbait43]

Can you tell me about the Baptisma 13 incident?

[@drinkinouttacups2665]

@@jewbait43 Kevin nash 1992

[@art23428]

We didn't ask

[@CamHJ25]

@@art23428scumbag

[@jgrillo638]

12 years later still holds up. Aqua Teen was the golden age of Adult Swim. Space Ghost Coast to Coast, The Brak Show, Aqua Teen, Sea Lab...I miss those

[@seththomas9105]

Don't forget "Harvey Birdman. Attorney at Law" and "Venture Bros."

[@ThisDumbIdoit]

And Home Movies

[@sugreev2001]

@@seththomas9105 the two best shows imo

[@catmachine109]

and AcTN!

[@SuperBetaBuxbros.]

squidbillies

[@omarvelousmusic54]

This is still the coolest shit I've ever seen.

[@tidepod10yearsago97]

FUCK yeah

[@sebastiann.8088]

Forreal lmao

[@cmvogt5951]

I know Right.

[@pierocolombo2643]

😂this and the yugioh version had me dying for a couple of days

[@jerrynash5202]

He totally tore my wife in half.

[@ArinJager1]

horizontally, or vertically?

[@ArinJager1]

Michaël kromosetiko _good_

[@TheMpo1986]

Horizontically./

[@revengeofthepanzers9047]

Dude he warned you

[@inaminute1826]

Jerry Nash LOL!!!

[@SantaDog81]

If I ever get to own a theater, I'm showing this before all my R rated features...

[@memed_2_death622]

SantaDog81 if you do make a theater and show this im going

[@Crazyhead432]

SantaDog81 id buy a ticket weekly

[@tabthecabbit3354]

And leave out the "TimeWarner" part.

[@pilgrim_husk25]

@iLoveJackingOn How old were in 2007? (This movie's debut year)

[@NameName2.0]

I hope you own a Theater some day.

[@guitarmanplayzloud936]

You can’t BEAT my MEAT for a special treat! 😂 Gets me every time

[@terrencecollins8020]

My favorite part

[@ericrscastillo5358]

SUCKING ON ME IS KIND OF NEAT

[@MarChannels]

Don't be a jerk, and don't be a fool

[@ramonantoniodejuanbennett6239]

Don't pull your penis out unless you really need to......

[@magnificentgamelord8750]

Sucking on me is really neat

[@clintdomingue]

True story: in my theater class in college we had to watch a movie for the class and before the film he said we need to pay attention to the movie. Because I knew what the teacher was like I just responded with Don't talk watch. The next film he played for us, he opened up with this going full blast. Greatest moment ever

[@JordyAnimations]

Clint Domingue your professor was a G 👍🏽

[@StaticEddie]

^^That^^ is Bloody brilliant.

[@chadmix1738]

Then everyone clapped and Obama showed up to give your professor the Medal of Honor just before Britney Spears asked you to marry her.

[@Jsslade]

Wait, Pantera was in SpongeBob?

[@chonenjuanpi]

Thanks to Aqua Teen Hunger Force I met Mastodon. Thanks to Sponge Bob I met Pantera, and thaks to Looney Tunes I first listened to some of the most representative pieces of Classical Music. If there is something that cartoons teach you is...Good Music.

[@davlou5363]

Listen to Ween

[@davlou5363]

From Spongebab

[@nothingforyouhere418]

Pantera in spongebob?

[@vanillacokejunky]

Check out "The Super Mario Brothers Super Show" they put a lot of popular songs from older times on there

[@JelloFluoride]

GWAR was in CODENAME:Kids Next Door

[@57badarse]

Way back in college i took this schedule padding class. It was like literature and cinema analysis or some shit like that. There were some really cool discussions, the professor was a really cool cat. Anyway one day we had a discussion on best introductions to great movies. The prof got alot of basic answers about classic movies. I piped up that the ATHF movie had a fantastic intro. Having never heard of it he pulled it up on the projector screen and I'm pretty sure this exact YT clip. The utter difference in reactions throughout the room was hilarious. The only other dude who recognized it is still one of my best friends. We started hanging out after that class period and still laugh about it to this day. And the Prof ended up binging ATHF for weeks afterwards and he would frequently bring up ATHF when we would discuss topics in the class. It sucks getting older but the classics still hit.

[@thecianinator]

That's amazing, I'd love to know what your professor had to say about the show after he watched it

[@Pendergast891]

adult swim announced 3 movies (aqua teen, venture bros, and metalocalypse) and im just praying we get unique intros as entertaining as this one from each one.

[@ianfinrir8724]

Fingers crossed.

[@andrewpandrew7786]

THEY DID???!!! WHEN???!!!

[@bluelobster246]

🔥🤘🔥🎸 more metal

[@BenPictures1]

This movie marks the end of the golden age of Cartoon Network with the bomb scare and Jim Samples resigning. I think this song perfectly represents that.

[@kc_9970]

But what about Toonami's Final Broadcast from 2008?

[@BeggarsNight]

Holy hell I forgot all about that! 9/11 ruined everything.

[@magnumopus7569]

@@kc_9970 that was the final straw

[@Palmy0724]

Thanks a lot Boston. You fucked up Cartoon Network.

[@HatofMemes]

@@Palmy0724 I'm going back in time and uploading an image online of "IT'S A MOVIE PROMO. YOU WOULDN'T GET IT."

[@steartfires3039]

That pretzel is Metal AF.

[@allthetimeitgoeslikethat916]

Especially with the King Diamond style vocals. The most metal

[@JimmyKudo93]

I like icecaps real heavy rock

[@reginaldfitzpatrick8681]

I was very high on LSD when I saw this is the theater. And I legit thought this was just a retro-style movie ad until he said "you can beat my meat for a special treat" And from that point til the end of the movie I was laughing my ass off hysterically. Also, afterwards I realized I locked my keys in the car

[@gingerbob14]

How are you still alive after watching this movie on LSD?? I watched it for the first time only high off weed and my mind imploded

[@Xbalanque84]

A perfect end to a perfect movie.

[@gaeridallmariegrey5888]

I thought that until it got to that part too and I wasn't even high. 😂

[@mordecaijones1388]

Yep been there!, except mine was a Dead show in ‘89 and I locked mine in the trunk, of a 79 Buick with NO trunk latch to open it, so I had to pull the back seat off the clips and reach in to grab them, never put the seat back together as I got t-boned 7months later by a delivery truck

[@nekomarulupin]

To the person who uploaded this, how's the wife?

[@opossumontheinternet9864]

You mean half a wife?

[@silkyfirst3097]

@@opossumontheinternet9864 you mean immensly pleasured and for once in the relationship, satisfied

[@patrickwannafightaboutit6338]

She listened to this and is now a yif

[@pruwyben]

To shreds, you say?

[@Godsmack9494]

The nachos drummer is my idol

[@christinemartin1352]

I was trying to figure out what food he was. All I could think of was a dark punk Patrick Star with the way he looked! I knew the singer was a gumdrop, guitar player was a pretzel obviously and the bass player was a box of candy.

[@Fiery_Latina_Goatchan_GF_681]

Christine Martin you fcing serious..

[@savageweathergaming3156]

billy ryan Right

[@sawtoothtate3572]

You knew that pretzel shaped object was in fact a pretzel, impressive.

[@christinemartin1352]

​@@Fiery_Latina_Goatchan_GF_681Yeah the nachos drummer looks like Patrick Star's metal cousin 😂

[@LuckyPunkProd]

This should be played in every movie theatre.

[@Shaun1gza]

Exactly

[@manictiger]

We still Have your Fucking Money!

[@battybuddy]

The One Man Box Office cept the one part about time warner... Replace it with Disney. XD

[@warbringerdoom]

Played in mine.

[@dazzawesome]

The One Man Box Office agreed.

[@trenchcoatjoe1891]

This movie was 100% comedy gold. Every second from the beginning to the credits was a joke and none of them fell flat.

[@shanemczane6725]

Still a better movie than Sausage Party

[@jonnylawless6797]

Shane McZane god sausage party was fucking awful.

[@CorporalPig22]

+Jonny Lawless I totally agree

[@Bennastix]

The fuck do you mean *still*? Like that was ever up for debate.

[@Eric-vh3ur]

Really? I was expecting Sausage Party to be the worst movie I'd ever seen, and was pleasantly surprised that it was actually not that bad. I love ATHF, but the movie kinda sucked. Maybe my opinion of both movies was a result of my expectations. Still, Sausage Party was objectively better.

[@yukimaara705]

Penis

[@dragongamerboi13]

Just so you know this needs to be played in ALL theaters for EVERY mature movie

[@GL0riouz]

This needs to play at the beginning of every theater movie ever

[@thatoneguy99100]

It’s been something like 17 years, and I had long since forgotten this until it came to me in a dream last night.

[@oneupgamer5306]

For the longest time I thought this never went to theaters. I thought the "Movie film for theaters" title was just a joke and it was direct to DVD. Only learned I was wrong recently. Man, seeing this in a theatre would have been awesome.

[@loganbass4930]

My local Cinemark has options to rent your own private theater so it can still be done

[@SiRenfield]

Although this makes me wish the new one had “Movie Film for Hone Media and Streaming” as part of its title 😂

[@MDchainsaw]

I was overseas when it came out, and bought the DVD in a Hong Kong street market. When they started out speaking backwards I figured it was some kind of janky bootleg dub, but nope, just aqua teen being aqua teen. Buddy of mine got a copy of fantastic 4 that was in 3 or 4 different languages. Shit was hilarious

[@CJODell12]

It was released to a maximum of 877 theaters in the United States, and grossed $5,520,368 against a budget of a mere $750,000. It also earned at least $13,269,820 in DVD sales.

[@disconnected22]

It was awesome; I might’ve even seen it for free

[@actionms8566]

Man, this is one copyright-devoted pretzel.

[@patrickwannafightaboutit6338]

Legend says he's still pissed from what those bastards at Disneyland were doing to his relatives

[@NameName2.0]

seriously I keep coming back to this because of that "LINOLEUM KNIIIIFE" part. it's.. SO good... I just.. god damn it.

[@FlareonGames]

To be fair, this is the most sense Aqua Teen has ever been and they just said out loud what we want to say….

[@xZippy]

I love how such a balls intense song is about being courteous.

[@leila4509]

OH MA GAD. When I was about 7 my brother, who was a year older than me, bought this movie on DVD we thought it'd be a funny kid animated movie. We were both forever scarred that day. I can never watch this again.

[@getsufuma2597]

I always found it funny that the bass player plays the guitar solo

[@tediumless]

Just noticed ahdjdbsjdj

[@rise73g75]

Guy has six strings too! Lmao how!?!?!

[@jasonsteiner9177]

The lead singer of Mastodon kind of sounds like Vegeta. I would totally pay him to say "this is the end for you... final flash!"

[@Crysta1Pisto1]

This song is actually sung by 3 different people lol

[@Ratt2004]

indecent exposure is a class 2 fellonyyyyyy

[@nopenothappening2242]

thats messed up man

[@ramonantoniodejuanbennett6239]

Remember, don't pull your penis out unless you really need to!

[@Donut117]

The pinnacle of cinema

[@SergeantExtreme]

0:49 Nobody's going to ask what would constitute a "unless you really need to" situation?

[@Cessated]

sometimes you gotta let one out asap

[@gabehendrix5403]

" Be considerate to others or I'll bite your torso and give you a disease" X"D

[@vincentbatten4686]

I'm going to use this with my rules and procedures for my 8th grade class going forward. I hadn't contextualized this in that way before lmao.

[@chrisguzman1978]

8 years later and this is STILL the best opening to a movie that I have ever seen.

[@jasonhamon8005]

Almost 40 now and ive never laughed harder at anything in my life than this intro

[@CEOofWasrael]

When this came out my dad had never watched aqua teen & his friend brought it over & to this day he talks about the dot head butting the hotdog.

[@MrGirmillionair]

I saw this when it was in theaters with my best friend. We were the only ones in the whole theater so it was basically like a private screening. It was one of the best ways to see this movie and one experience I'll never forget. We laughed out loud, changed seats, just having the time of our life!

[@nydajackmccoy]

I can't believe this was in theaters. It was the best movie experience I'd ever had. Like other people mentioned, people would be walking out at various points. Clueless people each deciding at some point that this was a mistake, while people that actually knew what to expect were dying of laughter. It was surreal.

[@doctordank]

When I saw it in theaters it was just our group there to watch it. Literally just the half dozen of us there. We all knew what we were in for. And this was like, the week after it came out. We laughed so hard we missdd half the movie. A few of us went back to watch it again a couple days later to catch all the jokes we missed!

[@spindalis79]

Can you imagine going back in time to say the 1940s and showing this before movies like "The Maltese Falcon", or "It's A Wonderful Life?"

[@somn__]

haha they would be like "what's eBay?"

[@exquisitecinema8077]

heads would implode!!!!

[@Xbalanque84]

Thank you. Now I can't get the idea out of my head... *and it is glorious.*

[@thecianinator]

No one would get it, I don't think let's all go to the lobby was a thing yet

[@ItsDuckSandwichFilms]

Just the hard hitting metal vocals of "THIS IS A COPYRIGHTED MOVIE FOR TIME WARNER" Gotta be the best cold open for a comedy film ever

[@averyvolk3022]

The only thing missing from this is TURN OFF YOUR FUCKING CELL PHONE. Otherwise it is perfect and seriously should be played before every movie. Before every play/musical as well.

[@OrchardFilm]

+Ashley Miller There's an extended version they had for the soundtrack that has the lyric "I will personally put your cellphone on vibrate and shove it in the dark chamber of your ass!" lol

[@coreylineberry8557]

To be fair, this came before the era of mass cellphone usage.

[@obeseperson]

@@coreylineberry8557 people were on their phones enough back then to warrant “turn off your phone”, this movie came out in 2007 we were big into cellphones by then

[@rebirthgh4522]

Still goes hard in 2021. Love this song. Good work on this!

[@bluelobster246]

2022 fryman

[@xdcountry]

There is no better opening to a movie than that. I remember everything when I recall seeing that in the theaters with everyone. Just the best.

[@mfadededed]

this is still one of the greatest moments in cinema history

[@KalliahVerkauf]

We still have all your fucking money bahaha perfect

[@Davethe3rd]

Capitalism.

[@andrewpandrew7786]

The most aggressive way to give directions on how to be considerate

[@Godzilla_Gurl]

Every movie should have this

[@epullayiscool]

I'm amazed that no one is talking about the fact that these guys can shred an amazing guitar solo on a bass

[@jacobpacheco3165]

found this online, downloaded it to my phone, no regrets.

[@UrvineSpiegel]

Hows your wife doing?

[@jacobpacheco3165]

UrvineSpiegel good thanks

[@jacobpacheco3165]

***** busy with my wife

[@inaminute1826]

jacob pacheco dont let em find out

[@jP-gh3yo]

i spoke with you like 5 years ago . how the hell ya doin boy

[@crimsoncrusader518]

We need a petition for this to always play in every theater before a movie starts.

[@ekahnoman7331]

Remember seeing this in theaters. Took me a moment to catch on that this was part of the movie. Once the hotdog said his line, I got it. 😆

[@bobvegana9648]

"your money is now our money, and we will spend it on drugs" hardest lyrical line of all time

[@gabe_s_videos]

I really like the movie-fied Willaims Street logo. It's like one of the few parts of the movie that's actually taken somewhat seriously.

[@sadmon2]

That! Is one hell of a bass solo. Lol

[@sporeman29]

This should play before every movie

[@Xehemoth]

Watching this movie in theaters and seeing people run out to this stands as my #1 favorite movie theater experiences of all time

[@drummerrck]

The fact that Mastadon wrote a straight BANGER for this makes it all so much better. Everything about this is perfect.

[@Zer0DigitalStudio]

I forgot about 'Cut You Up With a Linoleum Knife'. Man, I used to spam that song back in highschool. It's been almost a decade since I listened to it, but the lyrics came back to me easily. Damn

[@deadNdivine12]

That pretzel solo.

[@Cooz-h1l]

“Be considerate to others” The most metal way to say that

[@grizzlywhisker]

I just remember that me and my friend were fucked up on drugs sitting in a near empty movie theater and cracking up when this came on.

[@ChallockStudios]

The second I saw the intro I was immediately reminded of the Yu-Gi-Oh 5Ds Abridged Movie

[@Cassie596]

Best intro to a movie ever! I haven't seen this movie in forever.

[@EpicAMV911]

Would someone mind explaining what this felt like in theaters? Like was the audience just in shock? lol

[@Senor_squid]

the athf movie was a part of allnighter show, so the audience thought they'd been ready for all kind madness. But when the green dude beat down the other guy and the music shifted, the hall burst out shouting, wreaking havoc.

[@EpicAMV911]

Yo dawg! He's a gumdrop get it straight, or he'll cut you up.

[@TikiRoly]

Dude this movie was funny as hell! I honestly didn't expect this intro! The whole audience was laughing there asses off and I can barely eat or drink anything because there's a lot unexpected crap going on, BUT DAM ALL OF US HAD A GREAT TIME!!

[@operative01]

SSJ Carl I saw this in theater with friends when it came out, we were all dying in theater! I downloaded it right after the movie! Off kazaa or lime wire probably lol

[@ryanhutchinson5487]

SSJ Carl For me witnessing this opening in the theater was THE moment of enligtenment. Satori, as the japanese say... I became a fully realized being from this point on & nothing will ever effect me as profoundly as the satirical genius of this song & its perfect delivery.

[@3FIGNEWTONEATR]

And yet....we are watching this intro on youtube....the gumdrop didn't say we couldn't

[@vanillacokejunky]

as long as you dont sell it on ebay you're good to go!

[@christophermurphy7113]

If this doesn't rock you, then you are eternally unrockable.

[@hazegrayprepper4396]

This intro needs to be played at the beginning of every single movie moving forward in every single movie theater. I would personally go to the movies just to see this and laugh and then leave right afterwards well everybody is in shock still

[@sbenz17]

Last night at our theater they played this before The Room

[@brokenfingers9607]

This should literally be in every movie theater forever.

[@joshjensen4417]

I saw this movie soon after it came out with a couple friends/fans of the show and this part collapsed the theater with laughter.

[@megagangster321]

I love the fact that after telling you to run over your child. They just threateningly give you a copyright warning

[@konfusionxD]

gotta love that King Diamond scream

[@jamesb1988]

Me and a couple pals got super stoned before going into theater to see this... seriously had never been in tears from laughing so hard until seeing this. Still cracks me up to this day, over ten years later.

[@joetalentoh]

This randomly popped into my head after not seeing it for 10+ years. I have now watched it 10+ times in a row.

[@SoulSoundMuisc]

To this day, my brother and I will occasionally quote this out of the blue. It's funny when we discover how many people know exactly what we're talking about.

[@jackmanley1473]

I saw this with friends the weekend it came out. One of them described as "Feeling unbeliveably high without taking any drugs". Still the best description of this film I've ever heard.

[@ryanpoulos8232]

Man this brings me back. Quite possibly the best intro I’ve ever seen.

[@thedude5472]

"If you make out here I will cut your lips and tongue from your head with a linoleum knife". The girl that I took to the movies recently wouldn't make out with me because of this damn song. Lol

[@officialrhythmicthoughts]

I work at a movie theater and this is a huge mood

[@northidenicc8287]

Dude that salted pretzel was totally shredding that guitar!!!!

[@Coda6766]

This is my favorite Mastodon song ever, EVER!!!

[@netsurferx1]

"Hello, Alamo Drafthouse?" "Boy, do I have an idea for you!"

[@killmypoptart]

This the best thing in the history of ever!

[@Jestrath]

This song is so epic lol

[@Jmgoregrind]

Best opening in any movie, ever.

[@meseyc]

This actually rocks pretty hard