NOOB'S GUIDE to KAIROS FATEWEAVER

[@pancreasnowork9939]

If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, is it all according to Kairos and Tzeentch's master plans?

[@sibanbgd100]

Yno

[@pancreasnowork9939]

@@sibanbgd100 Yneso*

[@sibanbgd100]

@@pancreasnowork9939 nascar unesco my dude

[@KrimzonFlygon1]

Yes no yes no yes no ye-

[@TheRedMan77]

Yesn't

[@FreedomFighterEx]

His quest battle made him the only LL that can earn the defeated trait of himself by beating himself. Nobody can beat Kairos if Kairos beat himself first.

[@Qardo]

So if Kairos beats Kairos does that mean Kairos would not exist? If that is the case. Kairos would beat Kairos and Kairos would still lose. All because Kairos beat Kairos to beat Kairos that beat Kairos. Kairos hates Kairos that hates Kairos. Tzeech is such a bastard =.=

[@beastwarsFTW]

@@Qardo Kairos is a demon so he doesn't die when killed.

[@DJROCKSTAZ]

Only for a Daemon working for the only god in Warhammer so in love in scheming he'll make those schemes as convoluted as (godly?) possible... Truly something so Tzeentchian in nature the devs would have committed a crime if they didn't include it.

[@AlleyCatGhost]

Chaotic af

[@Karhall]

@@beastwarsFTW Demons can be permanently killed.

[@danconti5984]

Kairos: YOU TOOK EVERYTHING FROM ME!!!! Future and ancient Kairos: I don’t even know who you are…

[@Qardo]

Heh...all because there is no Present Kairos. I R Smart XP

[@demonkingsparda]

I don't even know my own name anymore

[@DoctorM42]

Note how in Kairos case it's said that "while once of his heads tells the truth the other one lies" nor "one of his heads only tells the truth while the other only lies". Meaning they can switch roles.

[@TovarishRopgik]

"Are you a genestealer"?

[@Qardo]

@@TovarishRopgik "I maybe one." "NO! I AM ONE!" "Well, maybe I am after all." "NO! I ARE NOT ONE!"

[@darthplagueis13]

@@TovarishRopgik "Hey, if I asked your other head whether you are telling me the truth, what would he tell me?"

[@MiguelSanchezDelVillar]

@@darthplagueis13 (makes a jump) did i jumped? Try to trick that bird

[@sibanbgd100]

​@@darthplagueis13 idk ask him

[@The_Industry]

I love that Kairos just kind of does his own thing, and Tzeentch just allows it because hey, it could be interesting.

[@Qardo]

Well, because Tzeentch knew that Kairos would do his own thing. All because it is all to Tzeentch's plans. As Tzeentch knows that you know. That you know he knows. That Kairos is still Tzeentch's bird. Hmmm...does that mean Tzeentch is a Pirate? lol

[@beastwarsFTW]

Tzeentch doesn't really care what happens, only that things continue to happen.

[@lysander3262]

Same as The Changeling! Nurgle also tends to be hands off with his children. Only Slaanesh and Khorne feel the need to punish their own (see: The Masque, Skarbrand).

[@PenguinIceDelta]

@@Qardo we have pirate elves, pirate zombies, and random one off factions of pirate dwarves, rats, etc. It only makes sense there would be pirate demons

[@FossorialFungus]

@@PenguinIceDelta in 40k there's also pirate orks and pirate space marines

[@MiguelSanchezDelVillar]

Never forget one thing, Kairos hates having his kills stealed but he also loves Skarbrand

[@infernodelta70]

SKARBRAND HAS TROUBLE INTERNALIZING HIS ACCOMPLISHMENTS, AND WOULD NEVER DO SOMETHING SO PETTY!

[@pdthepowerdragon5412]

@@infernodelta70 SKARBRAND HATES PETTINESS! SKRBRAND HATES BEING DISLIKED! SKARBAND ALSO HATES BEING LIKED. Skarbrand would like to be treated as a neutral party, Skarbrand hates that slightly less.

[@TovarishRopgik]

"I love your horns"

[@twilightgryphon]

@@infernodelta70 SKARBRAND LOATHES STEALING!!! SKARBRAND IS A RESPECTABLE MEMBER OF SOCIETY!!!!

[@Drocksas]

@@twilightgryphon SKARBRAND NOT TALK LIKE THAT!!! SKARBRAND HATE FLANDERIZATION!!!!

[@bandaid6550]

I'm not the biggest fan of a lot of CA's lore decisions in WH3, but having Kairos fight himself while simultaneously fighting himself was 10/10 tzeentch lore

[@ExceedProduction]

Here at Warhammer Inc. we embrace the Rule of Cool.

[@connorbate9523]

Tzeench makes plan to attack somewhere, the attack happens, he wins, infighting leads to his forces there being wiped out during a counter attack, Tzeench sits back and says “all according to plan”

[@JarmamStuff]

Reading this made me start a Kairos campaign

[@GrandMasterNutBusterYoda]

Tzeentch whenever Kairos bothers him: "HUSH CHILD! i AM IN THE MIDDLE OF A GAME OF PARADOX-BILLARDS-VOSTROYAN-ROULETTE-FOURTH-DIMENSIONAL-HYPERCUBE-CHESS-STRIP-POKER AND I CAN NOT BE DISTRACTED LESS I LOSE TO A KITTEN IN THE FUTURE!

[@WaveriderCrash]

The past seeing head just goes ".... Wat?" and the future seeing head just sighs and goes "No, no it'll make sense to you once the event becomes the past."

[@unlimitedpanda5433]

Even though its 30k, my favourite kairos moment is 'Lion El'Jonson encounters Kairos Fateweaver at the height of the battle, who attempts to convert him to Chaos but can find nothing in his heart to sway it with, for he was absolutely loyal to the Emperor and viewed loyalty as its own reward. The Lion dismisses the Lord of Change by impaling him through the heart and quipping if the Greater Daemon saw that coming.'

[@sawyeratkinson]

Too bad lion couldn't stop the imperium from adopting kairos as their Aquila. And too bad lion is already serving the 5th chaos God, big E

[@beepboop9974]

@@sawyeratkinson HERESY!!!!!!!!!!

[@biocraft8979]

@@sawyeratkinsonBig E as the 5th chaose god I believe you are confusing him for lamau

[@tonyluong6732]

@@biocraft8979 lol the hidden god is not spoken about, but the big E has become the very thing he swore to destroy

[@mokithepepe2454]

@@sawyeratkinson i believe that big e is the chaos god of order

[@Herlss]

The amount of effort and meme editing that goes into these gets better with every video

[@ryanjeffery5716]

But will he ever be rewarded with that illusive 100k subscribers??? Even the fate weaver can not tell.

[@xanderlaskey2753]

@@ryanjeffery5716 He definitely deserves too

[@X5XAvenger]

@@ryanjeffery5716 he got it

[@Doku71]

Kairos is one of my favorite factions to bully with Skarbrand. If only there were a silly LL for Khorne who was a savage fist fighter that thought they were a mage who would constantly yell out "I CAST FIST!"

[@Riwillion]

My headcanon is that that was Skarbrand´s little chuunibyou syndrome brother who was constantly bullied in school for being a geek weirdo.

[@Limrasson]

Axemancy is best lore

[@leonardhollsten8145]

"I CAST THIS AXE INTO YOUR SKULL!"

[@RockAndStoner445]

He also helps tzeentch with his paradox billiards vostroyan roulette fourth dimensional hyper cube chess strip poker deck

[@Ashley-the-fox]

Ah the children's card game

[@Dante3214]

@@Ashley-the-fox I was promised stripping :-/

[@Ashley-the-fox]

@@Dante3214 as my brick wall of a brother says NO

[@daemonlordmagnusthered6213]

@@Ashley-the-fox Children’s card game other me? It is far too complex for a mere child to grasp.

[@Ashley-the-fox]

@@daemonlordmagnusthered6213 yes it is other me

[@dnaseb9214]

Did you mention that you can get Tzangors with him ? By giving a city to beastmen, then being allies and recruiting them into your army.

[@imperialhistati2348]

Killing Kairos would be difficult. But remember seeing the future isn’t much of a power, as it is a curse. The timeline is always changing, hence it’s impossible to keep track with the clues the universe is giving you regarding infinite realities.

[@rear9259]

Unless the future has already been determined.

[@memesofwarhemmer7076]

He also invaded lustria but like khugath he also failed so he decided to try and invade the elves instead

[@loowick4074]

Most successful Lustrian invasion

[@KamenRiderGreed]

Wouldn't Kairos be 1 Drumstick short of a 10 Piece Bucket? 9 is Tzeentch's number after all.

[@thethrongler3070]

Wow, look at this stinky man, knitting numbers and stuff

[@HeavyMetalClown056]

That makes too much sense.

[@ImperatorZor]

Microraptor was a small feathered dinosaur from the early Cretaceous period (125-120 MYA) which had four wings.

[@Sara3346]

Very apt.

[@novakaizr]

I think the best way to understand his weakness is that he can see all futures and he knows where those futures branch from each other, but which way fate will fall is only revealed when those branch points arrive. His blindness to the present means that he has to guess which future is true and will only know if that guess is correct after it has already happened.

[@DaOrkistBoyAround]

Loves these videos! Also as one public educator to another thanks for putting all that little leftover energy into these videos

[@dominicmanester8125]

"Winds of magic are a limited resource" - Insert Tidus laugh -

[@dog-earedlotus4109]

I know next to nothing about this setting or this game (outside of some ground level 40k knowledge) but your vocal performance with accompanying visuals had me spellbound the whole video. Instant sub, binge watch incoming, and I'll definitely be looking at buying this game.

[@codybonds]

And as silly as the jokes are, I make sure the lore is accurate

[@elliottgaal9774]

I feel like the start of the Guide should've been "These are..." I like that the Scrolls of Destiny are the Elder Scrolls I can't wait to see the palace you build in the name of Slaneesh.

[@codybonds]

That would’ve been a good joke.

[@elliottgaal9774]

@@codybonds Shame you don't have an extra head to help with that...

[@Danothyus1]

@@codybonds i would had done like this: "this is Kairos fateweaver" points at one head "and this one is Kairos Fateweaver" points at the other head

[@TheMaDNiaC]

@@codybonds and we can't have that here now, can we?

[@codybonds]

@@TheMaDNiaC I prefer my comedy subpar and outdated.

[@timebrain3188]

Ah yes, my favorite lord Daemon Lord, very eager to see what ya say about the most chaotic chicken

[@GrayFolxy]

I was soooo looking forwards to see Noobs guide coming out ^^ Hope CA gives us a lot of demons lord or heroic characters so you can make nice exposé for us to discover their backgrounds ^^

[@lysander3262]

Gotta love Fatey, he served well on the tabletop for years, then finally got a new sculpt *after* I stopped playing. Trolled me again, Tzeentch. Some lore claims that not only does one head speak lies, but it speaks lies *equally believable to the truth spoken by the other head*. Anyone familiar with epistemology or Bayesian probability should recognize *that really shouldn't be a thing you can do*, but damnit if pseudo-omniscience doesn't just let you handwave a lot of shenanigans. Also, I'm like 99% sure he pronounces it "ky-rohs", not "ky-rahs", but don't let me stop you from saying it as you wish! Just know that you're tempting fate ;)

[@CurtCobrak]

Tidehunter voice: BIRD. heheh BIRD IS TAAAALKING. But can't wait! Also cannot wait for an Alith Anar, Grombrindal, Zhao Ming, or Greasus video.

[@rellek4053]

I got an ad for chicken nuggets on this video.

[@CommanderTavos99]

The only Chaos Lord/Chaos Faction I would play because im way more the sneaky, skeeming, tricks guy, instead of pressing right click, throwing up on my enemies or make them die by horniness ='D

[@iangratton6062]

I can't believe you made a Foghorn Leghorn reference in this video... A+

[@Michael-kd1ho]

The Foghorn Fateweaver bit has literally kept me smiling all day today, thanks Cody.

[@aleksandarmilic4986]

I just want to know if, when he’s in a mood ofc, chirps two different songs, or harmonizes with himself?

[@codybonds]

I don’t think they even like the same genres of music.

[@akumaking1]

@@codybonds would Kairos enjoy “Surfin’ Bird” by Trashmen or “Birds of War” by Sabaton?

[@ArchahcrA]

@@akumaking1 Both. And neither.

[@theintelligentork7470]

Definitely two different songs.

[@aleksandarmilic4986]

I think you all are underestimating the chimera chicken here, he can harmonize both his legs to go in one direction (kinda), so I think he would at least try to sing in tune…but both heads would be off beat lol

[@Caragoner]

Im very happy to get another one! I love these and from what I've heard, Kairos DEFINITELY Deserves this

[@Grifthin]

Exciting stuff - can't wait for the Nurgle lads!

[@robertpatience5141]

Have you heard the word? The bird is the word.

[@Azulathis]

Ever since I discovered your channel I have looked forward to every noobs guide, regardless of the subject I’m grinning like an idiot without fail.

[@snakebolt2459]

YOU HAVE RETURNED GREAT!

[@thephoenixempyre2300]

These videos are incredible, no one makes warhammer content quite as good as this

[@chosen_undeadd544]

7:28 - 7:32 Pretty much summed up the entirety of Tzeentch

[@grantd165]

Just a tiny thing, I loved the background music you used for this.

[@LukesLooking]

Never in my life thought i'd hear a Mighty Boosh reference here. Truly the works of Tzeentch indeed.

[@Haiphong778]

Best Noobs Guide yet! And my favorite faction in Warhammer 3!!

[@SpaceKnight105]

i like it when you called kairos and the lords of change SPACE TURKEYS!!! Happy way to early thanksgiving

[@ChaosLemonVIII]

Can't wait for the Darth- I mean Malekith Noob's Guide

[@Pyre]

Somehow the finales keep getting better. This is excellent.

[@TheRadude]

Just the mention of Dark crystal made my day I wish Netflix did not cancel Age of Resistance show

[@CrimsonUltrafox]

I beat Legendary (pre mods) with Kairos. Take it from me guys...he's the best LL. Only downside was the mean dragon lady and the evil Ice Queen were trying to pincer my 3 provinces the whole campaign because they were mad about me winning the soul race. No seriously...I had Kislev march 5-6 armies every 10 or so turns up to City of Splinters to attack me. Luckily with changing of the ways, I transferred all the nearby settlements to some chaos warriors that Kislev refused to declare war on even though they were at -300 relations with each other. The mean dragon lady was very mad I kept beating her with my infinite magic and my Lord of Change stack.

[@Frenchindochina]

It’s honestly a crime you haven’t reached 100k yet

[@cabbalage7729]

I love Kairosss, thanks for making this vid!

[@2misterA]

Disappointed how you didn't mention how clever was for Games Workshop to equate Tzeentch and Kairos to birds, considering how clever Crow family are.

[@MouldMadeMind]

And because most people don't know birds are reptiles.

[@CheeseySword]

I very much appreciate the Jim Henson references. Everyone loves two-headed Chamberlain.

[@nickorlove7848]

I'm so happy to know someone else remembers old Greg and his mangina. He had great wisdom to give us all.

[@Beef_Master_Flex]

I find that kairos is probably one of the more interesting armies to fight with or at least one of the harder ones

[@Razielts1]

Both this one and Ku'gath's videos are extremely fun, you're awesome Cody lmao

[@webchef3038]

Great vid as always Cody thanks for the early preview thru Patreon

[@samuelbayley1091]

The subtlest mighty boosh reference I’ve ever heard

[@helwrecht1637]

I really enjoyed the fog horn leg horn joke

[@geobugseon]

winds of magic being a "finite ressource" hahaha, good one xD

[@danielk.3161]

Love the noobs guides. Keep up the good work!

[@SolidJamess]

All the hours of watching your noobs guide videos for lols and I haven't subbed. You sir get a sub one stop closer to the 100k :D

[@CrimsonXenoProduct]

as a smooth brain no headed barely able to think ambeboid, this guide helped me.

[@MrZenskisFartoons]

Bird is in fact the word. Xsellent vidja.

[@HuntsGames]

Wait Cody isn't past 100k? What are we doing spread this mans content!

[@markism2096]

Did I catch a Mighty Boosh reference? Sweet.

[@thatfierydragon]

Another excellent video!!

[@KrimzonFlygon1]

Fatehorn Changehorn friggin’ sent me.

[@thesterben5573]

kairos knew and anticipated this video

[@lolzmanxd3368]

It’s funny to think that His quest battle is really just him playing a game of chess in his head and deciding that he wins

[@Meentanker]

the Old Greg Ref was solid Subbed

[@Independentfellow]

I wonder how Kairos would taste deep fried.

[@codybonds]

Finger licking good.

[@DavisJ-ln6fw]

Probably pretty good but eating him likely results in horrific mutations

[@youcancallmeNephilim]

The music you used on this video was sooooooo gooood and relaxing. Will you please consider mentioning their name plz good sir?

[@KingDudeness]

The foghorn leghorn joke fucking killed me, thank you Cody 😂

[@thebusiness8212]

4:07 Somewhere out there in an Alternate Universe kids are used to watching the cartoon Foghorn Fateweaver.

[@zeronatras]

Why did Kairos the Fateweaver crossed a road? PLANS WITHIN PLANS!

[@legiohysterius4624]

All according to plan

[@TheWrendre]

Paused to comment on the Might Boosh Reference! love it!

[@alexz4684]

Whoa hold up a moment, you get my sub for the mighty boosh reference.

[@BigPaPaRu]

I like how he said finite resource for magic....Not yet. Love these Noob Guides

[@Guardsmen4]

sweet video cody

[@jare3459]

finally, noob guide to how play nerd bird

[@32bitosserc84]

I did not see the random mighty boosh reference coming. Well done! For your reward you may drink some baileys! From an old boot. I’m Ooooold greeg!

[@hellride8544]

Hey Cody can we get a noobs guide to Elden Ring?...100% aware your channel does not cover it but I think it would be funny

[@RafeLaet]

Every time you say Kairos, it looks like you're Jack from "Stranger in paradise" saying Chaos!

[@jobe5514]

Old Greg's mangina joke? Right, subscribed.

[@BatalionHunter]

honestly, it would have been an interesting mechanic if in battle kairos could see enemy unit orders as they are being given (including spell and ability casts as well as the enemies mana pool) but in exchange, you saw the battle on the unit side as it was through like a one or two-second delay (so you could see a spell coming and move your units to dodge it but you would not know if they managed it since you can't see the present)

[@PuddingXXL]

I can see those mechanics becoming frustrating really fast but I hope there will be a mod for it. Your idea sounds awesome for an RP play through!

[@TheSeventySin7]

Very good episode.

[@gregoryshinn9805]

Thanks for the video

[@jimmyjesus8384]

did not expect a Mighty Boosh refrence

[@thegametroll6264]

I patiently await Gorden Ramsey jokes on skragg the slaughterers noobs guide. Also thanks alot now I'm invisioning a lord of change whimpering like chamberlain. "Mmrrrrmmm"

[@codybonds]

I make that noise when my kids are talking sometimes, it annoys the hell out of them.

[@FullMetalHamster666]

I still don't know how to play Kairos. 10/10 guide

[@WokiesareAllHypocrites]

I can't wait!

[@robertc8425]

Yessss, e expect him from when you tols us you make him in the last video

[@carlosfred8673]

He looked into Old Greg's Mangina? No wonder he went insane.

[@akumaking1]

Birb. And there should be a story where Kairos paints himself gold to screw with Imperial forces.

[@CollinBuckman]

> magic is a finite resource Well, if you ignore the well-known bug in WH3 that lets you have unlimited winds of magic

[@kchgamer1788]

So, can he see what all is possible in the future, or what is set to happen.

[@Furtuim]

I hear Old Gregg references, I like the video. I am a simple man

[@aggrisabernathy8770]

great video

[@Daergarz]

Well, that made me want to play him, not bothered before.

[@vasjoseph]

The fact that you said “old gregg mangina” hahaha

[@williamblack6912]

I'm curious if Lord Kroak could take on Kairos

[@Dudenob123]

in game? no in fluff? yes, easily lord kroak maybe a silly meme by name but he is the single most powerful entity outside of a chaos god. he causulay reshapes planets stops the moon form falling or decides to just be not dead without necromancy. name a rule of magic he made it, than broke it.