NOOB'S GUIDE to KHOLEK SUNEATER

[@emptank]

"Kislev has fallen to the endless hordes of chaos." "How many now march against us?" "Twenty dudes."

[@thekidcobra7734]

That's kholoek suneater for ya

[@timpyrules]

I think the fact Kholek gets ambushed more easily has less to do with his size and more to do with the fact a thunderstorm precedes him wherever he goes. He is litteraly the only lord who can be tracked by a weather sateleite

[@joshuazapata2234]

in lore the vampire counts can be track down by the dark clouds surrounded them, so he is not the only one

[@brianvanmaanen1897]

The dragonogre lore is actually hilarious, their deal was to become static and never change. Which is why they can not get chaos mutations and well, they stopped aging, so the dragonogres you see in game are the babies and toddlers of their race as REAL dragon ogres are the size of mountains... Yeah so Kholek sun eater is the 6 year old leading an army of 4 year olds and baby dragon ogres... which cracks me up every time.

[@tatarcavalry2342]

wtf dude kholek was there when the pact was made with chaos he is a real dragon ogre he just downsized for gameplay at lore he is the size of a mountain

[@tatarcavalry2342]

You are calling second oldest dragon ogre a 6 year old toddler 💀

[@brianvanmaanen1897]

@@tatarcavalry2342 Yes, the toddler that never grew up from that point onward. Don't get me wrong he is an absolute unit... like peaking over city walls as described in lore.... but his big daddy was mistaken for a literal MOUNTAIN in the trials of the ever chosen by Archeon as he went to retrieve the slayer of kings. So yeah Kholek was basically a toddler compared to the other shaggoths that where much younger than him.

[@tatarcavalry2342]

@@brianvanmaanen1897 thanks for the info

[@rockethero1177]

Being static is kind of the opposite of Chaos…weird

[@benjaminhall7657]

“If you liked this, please consider ignoring your job and responsibilities to watch another.” Me: *looks at job in 30 minutes...

[@evanbasham4875]

I'm still pushing for a Mannfred Noobs guide. The undead Johnny Sins

[@tisiachelikii]

The Bald from Brazz... I mean Sylvania!

[@codybonds]

I posted this on Reddit a week or so back. www.reddit.com/r/totalwar/comments/dz3gtc/when_you_forget_to_defend_your_sylvanian_backdoor/ One sweet day I will get a chance to showcase the greatest astronaut/doctor/fireman/police officer/soldier...

[@BigFatSoul]

Just get wind of death and win basically any battle. As Legend of total war said "best vampire count unit is wind of death"

[@Ceiling_Gato]

go to bed, Mannlet

[@Thesharpyg]

don't you mean Boring von Carstein

[@davecox24]

'They only pay you just enough so you won't quit, so only work hard enough to not get fired.' My work ethic summarised in one sentence.

[@SherryNiles1312]

How is no one going to mention that this king quoted Led Zep for the intro.

[@rush4in]

Holy cow, I just now noticed!

[@lucianheart3727]

Immigrant Soooooong

[@JSNDragon]

First thing I noticed tbh.

[@r2morehigh151]

What about him quoting “burninate” from strong bad - trogdor

[@marcodatreviso9619]

Maybe It's overused but it would be so fitting to hear Robert Plant's scream in the background as Kholek charges....no?

[@Jabbawockee]

A Noob's guide to the rarest of all pepes Lord Mazdamundi

[@Aredel]

The Old Ones demand it!

[@markusnavergard2387]

Kroak laughs at your feeble magic Mazdamundi

[@kristiankepley5944]

Frog hitler!

[@willianlussin8981]

Cody : kolek is an absolute unit cappable of wipping anything in front of It Kholek in game : eats glue and dies to tier 1 dwarf warriors

[@kingofkilps]

Kholex with the sword of khaine is actually madness! Give how op he can get!!

[@Seeker-ul1kv]

I cant give it to him

[@kingofkilps]

@@Seeker-ul1kv you need to beat an elf lord that owns it. As only elf faction can draw the blade!

[@Seeker-ul1kv]

Yeah, but he didnt take it then. And i rushed to ultuan. Just to kill......Co uld it be a Problem with SFO?

[@kingofkilps]

@@Seeker-ul1kv maybe pretty odd tbh.

[@Striker-bb9gu]

@@Seeker-ul1kv If i remember it right, there currently is a bug that prevents Chaos from getting the Sword of Khaine.

[@trollbi-wankenobi5913]

You've made my day by referencing Settra killing Kholek!

[@joaquinflores6318]

I'm still waiting for his noobs guide to Settra

[@UFOSasquatch]

SETTRA DOES NOT SERVE!

[@patrik9328]

Jan Snow did that happen in End Times?

[@trollbi-wankenobi5913]

​@@patrik9328 Yes. If I recall correctly, Settra got gooned by Nagash. So the Chaos Gods promised Settra another chance at unlife if he served them. They just needed him to kill Kholek, and he agreed. So he goes, kills Kholek then tells the Chaos Gods to get stuffed because Settra does not serve, Settra rules! But for whatever reason GW didn't make it canon. So the cult of Settra (which I am part of) denies this fact and claims it is canon.

[@patrik9328]

@@trollbi-wankenobi5913 take that Chaos!

[@SebHaarfagre]

"They only pay you enough so you don't quit, work hard enough to just not get fired" Wisest words I've heard in a long time, particularly true for service branch (unfortunately most colleagues would rather sit on their ass rather than take pride in doing their work properly, and doing your work properly will go completely uncared for by whoever is the daily leader)

[@parikshitrao4208]

Stupid word's, just take service industry if you put your heart into it and provide good service you can make good on tips. If you just put in the bare minimum that's the output you'll get from life. But that's an easy excuse for lazy People to hide behind.

[@fatwe1992]

@@parikshitrao4208 late reply but I claim bullshit. I've worked service industry for quite some time now and tips don't mean shit. I work at a place where we do over 10-12k every day and everyone on the line is super nice and helpful and at the end of an 8 hr shift we only get like 3$ in tips. Wages need to be higher for this level of work to be acceptable. We have an insanely high turnover rate because people come in, work for a few weeks then get tired of the long hours and not super competitive pay. The only reason I'm still at this job is because I'm homeless and they let me sleep on the back patio which is locked up so I don't have to worry about being robbed at knifepoint in the middle of the night (happened 3 times before they let me)

[@choronos]

@@parikshitrao4208 "If you just put in the bare minimum that's the output you'll get from life. But that's an easy excuse for lazy People to hide behind." -You You're a dumb hack if you buy into that economics 101 BS you're shilling here. Capitalism in the US is a giant pyramid scheme wherein the vast majority of capital generated by labor is funneled upwards to the higher echelons of society- people who have never worked hard a day in their life. Poor people aren't poor because they're "lazy," they're poor because they were born into it.

[@MalakianM2S]

From a guy with some colonoscopies under his belt, that spelunking joke almost make me pee my self.

[@bryanthing1952]

the real life advice at the end really hit home

[@aidbotwoody939]

Honestly the funniest part of this video is the idea that Sigvald would ever use a condom 😂 Great video keep em coming

[@brasswing2681]

lol Sigvald is the type of guy to do it raw

[@galling2052]

one made of sandpaper maybe

[@dominicmanester8125]

Those aren't STD's, those are blessings of the dark gods.

[@galling2052]

@@dominicmanester8125 But not gifts of the dark god sigvald is worshiping

[@dominicmanester8125]

@@galling2052 No one ever accused Sigvald of being smart.

[@BeastOrGod]

I actually never thought about Centaurs from other races. Like, it makes sense if there's Human torso Centaurs, there would be Ogre torso centaurs... Like, it literally never occurred to me why there's only human torso Centaurs.

[@Michael-bn1oi]

There are Chaos Dwarf centaurs as well

[@hisnotsolonely2961]

@@Michael-bn1oi so it's bambi but uglier.

[@THENemesisXX99]

@@hisnotsolonely2961 Nah because it's a bull instead of a horse for a lower body.

[@johannesriehl3475]

We finally got it boys

[@Ray-tx2ls]

"They only pay you just enough so you won't quit, so only work hard enough to not get fired" true life advice :')

[@soadturnip]

1:40 No way does he use protection!

[@Ryanfinder226]

Glad I’m not the only who thought it lol.

[@DiZtheJedi]

Mannfred, Malekith, Settra, there are so many good choices. But I wanna see a Noob's Guide to Grimgor Ironhide. I desperately wanna know what Cody's gonna do with his legendary crotch-shot on the Everchosen.

[@Vampshroom420]

ive never played a single warhammer game and i know nothing about it,but i stumbled upon your videos. this game has the sickest lore/character design ive ever seen. im binge watching these videos because these characters are so interesting. queek is my favorite so far

[@PhantomJavelin]

3:09 To be fair, CA totally do discriminate against short people too. The tag "Fast (for a Dwarf)" is in the game to let us piss off the stunties. That's what they get for wearing all that damn plate and not having any kind of cavalry or chariots.

[@mangaficio9419]

This channel is criminally underrated, like what the hell

[@devinsiner5489]

Dragon Centaur Thor. That's a Thing Now. I don't care what anyone say! That his Nickname now!

[@Oszy333]

Dragon Centhor

[@kimarous]

Speaking of Tomb Kings, Noob's Guide to Khatep, mayhaps? Old as the hills, twice as dusty, and boy will you feel like it by the time you reach the Black Pyramid.

[@ardentword508]

These Noobs Guides to Legendary Lords are absolutely brilliant. Really hope we see some of the other old LL's since the newer ones have been covered mate!

[@codybonds]

I've started going back with Kholek and Luthor Harkon, any particular one you're excited for?

[@ardentword508]

@@codybonds Only just saw this reply, thanks KZbin. Good question! I've always been a huge Dwarf fan, so seeing something on Thorgrim or Ungrim would be brilliant :)

[@ahkilleuskosmos6836]

To be fair a chaos empowered Settra is probably the least embarrassing opponent for Kholek to die to in a glorious duel, but given the fact that he’s the size of a mountain... maybe not.

[@GeneralRedPanda623]

This video actually got me to try Kholek, and damn if he isn't a blast to run through people with, like a one man cavalry battalion.

[@coolman2559]

Just discovered these videos today, been burning through the Playlist and absolutely loving them so far even if I am slightly confused by the order the Playlist is in lol. But this video gets the comment purely for the Dr. Horrible reference which was awesome!

[@codybonds]

There’s no order. Some were made back during Warhammer 2 so there start positions have changed. But all of them are still playable and mostly accurate for Warhammer 3

[@coolman2559]

@Cody Bonds fair enough. Was just amusing going from one of the first to a Warhammer 3 one then back to 2 lol.

[@TheEmperorsSoulFragment]

Your content is just getting better and better! I bought and got into Total war warhammer 2 because of your ''noob's guide'' videos

[@codybonds]

What's your favorite faction/lord so far?

[@TheEmperorsSoulFragment]

@@codybonds Oh its most definetely Luthor and his merry band of lunatics, there is nothing quite like seeing him trying to keep his shattered mind in together! What would you say is your favourite lord/faction?

[@Hanyapoulis94]

Bro I don't even play warhammer but these videos are absolutely gold!!! So well written good job sir!

[@BeastnBrushes]

"...in our reality we call them baby boomers" shat myself laughing with that one

[@khylerbane4523]

“I’ve got a 50 year dry spell in a 3 month body.” -Line from Who Framed Roger Rabbit

[@Corn_DOG]

"They only pay you enough just so you won't quit." Do you work in my office?

[@yamahadrag69]

Idk how you feel about the tree huggers, but I wouldn't mind a Noobs Guide to Durthu. If not then any of the Dwarven Lords would be cool too.

[@PwnerforhighER]

I'm really digging these, I've watched several at this point lol, it cracks me up when it's a lord that's considered mediocre

[@AurioDK]

A noob´s guide for the angry tree would be phenomenal, orgasmic, sensational and absolutely magnificent. That and perhaps add the most benevolent of them all, Khalida, is it weird that I have a tingling sensation about her? She is all skull and bones, I am weird.

[@christianholbrook2686]

Noobs guide to Karl Franz.

[@kakikakaka4764]

This one was really good keep the good work man

[@Apocalypse0505hun]

Just playing TWW2 coop with my friend, I play with kholek, he is with the dreadfleet. I have the Sword of khaine with kholek, he is lvl 40 now with maxed out yellow line. He is really ridicolusly powerful. He delets entire armies with ease by himself. (And he is not at 90% ward save yet, i have 62% or so + 50% missile res, but seems nothing truly can stand in his way) Actually I never played a melee lord this strong, I tought Louen Leoncour is OP, or Tyrion is OP, well Imrik was OP, but Kholek, he is a whole different league. Large single entity units? Monstous large units? Lords? Heroes? Cavalry? Infantry? Doesn't matter, he delets them, like they are nothing.I even soloed 3 full high tier armies with him, losing only about 30% HP on him. I even tought about disbanding his army and sending him by his own.

[@jhh243]

“Burninate the countryside” … man its been so long since i heard a Trogdor reference. Well played sir

[@itsflyde]

Goddamn. That like, 3 sentence spiel about astroglide in the beginning was ridiculously well written. Good shit

[@echelade3781]

Rip Van Winkle just appears in this video. Jim Milton!

[@papastophittingme714]

Claws? Who knows, maybe they're just called feet. I refer to dragon feet as 'talons', but if you want to be technical, it would be correct to refer to their forelegs as 'hands' and backlegs as 'feet' as that is the terminology used for reptile appendages

[@danielclark1859]

"Consider ignoring your job and responsibilities to watch another!" *Has a term paper and final exam due in a week on the same day* DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME TWICE

[@nocomment3294]

''...only work hard enought not to get fired'' Cody was full of useful information.

[@FrankCastle-tq9bz]

I love Kholek and his dragon ogre horde - they can demolish any army that the AI can bring against you even if they manage to spring the ambush!

[@eirikbolstad98]

Love The series. Hoping for a Noobs guide to Tyrion or Grombrindal next

[@AmericanViking14]

YESS! Awesome! Please keep the Noob's Guides, coming, they're hilarious!

[@MrBlacknightte]

The funniest part of this for me was the reference to Dr. Horrible's Sing along blog with the Hammer comment XD It's always great when others know that lovely musical.

[@stgcjc7902]

That was savage and beautiful, superbly done.

[@Maisonyeeooo1994]

The more of your videos I watch the more I think why am I not subscribed yet? Congratulations on your new sub.

[@codybonds]

And thank you for subbing. Repanse will drop tomorrow.

[@WitcherCrow]

Spoiler : In AoS, The Chaos Gods did not fulfil their end of the bargain of freeing the Dragon Ogres after the end of the WHFB world. The Chaos Gods kept them as slaves. That's just mean.

[@DiZtheJedi]

Oh yes, cause deal-breaking is the worst thing they've done.

[@SimoLInk1698]

I don't know if I'd expect anything else from people that call themselves "Chaos Godd".

[@grahamdrews9290]

Maybe the world has to be **completely** destroyed, the core survived, so Tzeentch pulled a "Technically, and also fuck you" to Krakanrok. Or maybe only Krakanrok survived and the release from chaos just meant that they don't yoink your souls after you die.

[@Johnnythefirst]

These are always very very good. Keep'em coming! :)

[@Beriorn]

Man's literally the storm that is approaching.

[@eaglesun6946]

Noobs guide to tretch craventail please. His whole theme of being a lucky coward is hilarious, and the people need to know.

[@connorshaw-case6030]

thank you for reminding me of Dr Horrible's Sing-Along Blog

[@trenchcoatbandit]

Kholek has that sass walk going. oh you think you can take me? oh helllll no. where's my hammer

[@kanishkashami]

ok he just quoted the immigrant song im already impressed

[@nathanchennault6104]

I like the fact you broke out the led. This pleases me......

[@knedoshane]

Dr Horrible's Sing-along-blog reference? Well played, sir. I heard Kholek does the weird stuff...

[@marcusc9931]

I really should see to that doctor appointment...

[@Daidalus2]

Propably the best prostate exam psa ever created.

[@sonofrolland8654]

I would love to see you do a lets play as any faction

[@luangomes2431]

"4 dark figures that doesn't offer retirement plans" Now there goes my plans to work for chaos

[@tmacdonald4006]

That closing comment was inspiring.

[@grimstif9727]

i hawe started to know when cody smiles when he says the lines

[@dhaz4455]

You know that you humor is good when you make laugh a guy that know basic english

[@schoolistorture94]

Oh hey just noticed my drawing of Feels good Kholek at 5:44 got used for something epic. :D

[@codybonds]

That's you? You're stuff is awesome! Its the whole reason I started drawing my own in later videos.

[@Marcsansum]

Loved the Led Zepp reference :)

[@NyJoanzy]

3:45 - That Brexit joke aged so well. Amazing.

[@snakeysnake337]

Where is the Noobs Guide To Malekith? I don't remember me asking Mr. Furry Ogre. P. S I will not stop till I see Noobs Guide to Malekith I want to hear the Darth Vader/Anakin Skywalker Jokes.

[@indrickboreale7381]

NOOOOOOO!

[@dominicmanester8125]

Except Malakith is somehow more of a failure than Anakin. Malakith is perfect for simp and incest jokes.

[@thanquolrattenherz9665]

would be more interested in the morathi guide

[@jwallelelu5072]

Now we need Settra noobs guide

[@Bullmooseroughrider]

One of your best. Very funny great work

[@jamesvivian2855]

Doctor Horrible reference makes me happy

[@yanomamo89]

9:34 Interesting insight. Thanks.

[@JizzMasterTheZeroth]

When you smash better then Grimgor, that's all you need to do really.

[@bahamut256]

“The sun hides from Kholek” In game footage shows Kholek running around in the desert under a bright sun, not a cloud in the sky.

[@JonVonBraun]

*Looks at dwarf move speed* ...... "Hey wait a minute"

[@belisarian6429]

He means they are not penalized on world map by their size, but Kholek is.

[@codybonds]

Do dwarves actually have a lower movement speed in battle? I had no idea - that is freaking hilarious.

[@JonVonBraun]

@@codybonds An empire swordsmen unit is speed 30 and a dwarf warrior unit is speed 28. Just about every unit is right around speed 28 unless its a Lord/Hero, rangers or is a slayer that has the trait "Fast for a Dwarf" at speed 40. Funny also is that long beards are actually slower(26) probably because they're all old and complain. Dwarf artillery sits firmly at 20 which is just shy of the average Empire atry at 22. It aint much but the average unit is outrun by most other average infantry.

[@JonVonBraun]

@@belisarian6429 They definitely are not penalized in over world movement. Probably explained away by dwarven tenacity or something. However in battle they are definitely slower as per my response to Cody. Didn't know that Kholek has an on map movement debuff though.

[@willclark4449]

he seems like the evil version of treebeard. Just there forever doing shit as a force of nature.

[@uranusaquarius7394]

I can’t wait for Malus Darkblade to fight against Kholek

[@fatwatto9262]

Quality content as per usual

[@luna775]

"they thank you by getting woke.." that really got me XD

[@ilficherrimolori]

"The brexit agreement looks good in comparison" I loved that one

[@arcana5625]

I’m really mad he didn’t say “1.21 GIGAWARPS!“ and just said gigawatts

[@darko-man8549]

Love that Led Zepplin intro

[@tianhaosun5403]

That boomer joke killed me

[@amandag.6186]

Ok zoomer

[@justiceforjoggers2897]

@@amandag.6186 Silence coomer

[@theduke3778]

It’s funny cuz they didn’t change his start position, forcing you to be at war with the Maggot Host and Grimgor

[@goorahdemi9621]

They didnt make him big enough.

[@yojon4905]

Can’t wait for all chaos changes/additions in TW3

[@oscardelafuente8649]

Thank you cody ! Very cool !

[@creepylegend7392]

Settra be like, a nice head you have up there would be a shame if I used it as my chariot decoration

[@FluffySnowbear]

6:29 was that a Dr. Horrible reference? :D

[@codybonds]

Yes!

[@maciejtedeque8096]

Please, please make a vid how to beat big dwarf blob in late campaign when you are skaven.

[@stgcjc7902]

Blob them back with rattling guns, if you're not Skryre it hella pricy, but rapid fire AP with a slowing effect isn't anything to sneeze at, grab some doomwheelz or Abominations to distract the stunties and let 'er rip.

[@codybonds]

This and Jezzails to target their lord.

[@maciejtedeque8096]

Sounds great i have played as skryre, but had more than one war to deal with and when they send 6-8 armies at once it is not so easy

[@maciejtedeque8096]

@Roblox Boi That is a great answer!

[@delboythethird1200]

Send some slaves into a blob and in the few seconds before they run away, you burn them all with warpfire and cackle like a true madman screaming "WARP LIGHTNING! HA! HA!" at the screen

[@dariqaa]

Kholek Suneater? More like Kholek Maneater

[@BashtorTV]

I came Eater for a real guide Lol Ended up subscribing to this jewel.

[@codybonds]

If you actually want to learn to play MilkandcookiesTW and LegendOfTotalWar both know how to beat the campaigns. For multiplayer try the Everchosen tournament streams from CA.

[@BashtorTV]

@@codybonds you have the best sense of humour though :P 🔥👌

[@ausniellerhyleededios4651]

Now I see where storm breaker's handle went HAHAHA

[@somekindof2574]

Only 1.50 in and already some comedy gold!

[@BouncingTribbles]

I'm here for the Captain Hammer references

[@Alejandro.Tzimis]

Maybe a wolfrick the wanderer noobs guide